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>>36951668damn, she got a real meaty tail
Remember to get plenty of sleep anons. It’s important for your health.
Witches and their big stupid hats. Why do even have those, anyway?
>Several threads in a short span of time fail to reach 1000 replies>STILL no rapebot sent to turn me into a borderline paraplegic
>>36951703When you least expect her expect her
I could stand the sight of wormsAnd look at microscopic germsBut Technicolor pachydermsIs really too much for me
Be careful on your morning jog anon. I've heard that the Greenworms have taken to the park and are making people consider.
>>36951748I want to hug the elerfont and teach her how to jumprope
what's the ideal height?
>>36951775Tall enough to eat out while you're both standing up
>>36951759>thinking I won't carry cabbage to throw at worms that interrupt my jogalso what's your greenworm wearing for halloween?
>>36951810Ma'am why does your vest say UNI when you're an ONI?
>>36951775This one for me, but I wish Magisa was a little taller.Since I have Grans height its easy to imagine.
>>36951832How do I join this cool monster gang?
>>36951802Not sure yet, probably a pumpkin or preschooler
>>36951823Support for another artist
>>36951691if we're talking hats i like the gloomy one that's also a fire hazard.
The milk squad has been deployed to your location, do not resist
>>36951923more cows, more milk for the elder milk goddess
>>36951775Why are there only manlets?
>>36951923always happy to have more cows for the farm
>>36951929big one to big for chart
>>36951940How does she expect to properly hug anyone with those tiny mangrabbers
>>36951929They can't handle high powerlevels
>>36951923Why would I resist, I’m the one who called them.
>>36951961I want Barghest to pin me just by laying on top of me.
>>36951709Out of my way! Out of my way! Can't you see she's gonna kick my butt?!
>>36951989Anon, pick up a hammer, a bow, or, god forbid, a longsword and show her what for!
>>36951981>no beeg maid to pick you up with one hand so she can sweep under you with the other
>>3695177590 ~ 130 cm, generally speaking, for short stacks. Reason being that if the Average Human Male™ has an erect penis length of 15 to 20 cm they're still within the safe penetration zone of said shorty. Generally speaking, unless you're REALLY into shit like stomach distention you shouldn't ever vaginally penetrate a short stack with a cock that's more than 33% of her total height. Orally however, you can get away with about 48 - 50% of her total height if you're daring enough.But one of the benefits of having a wife that short is if we follow the logic of Average Human Male™ being about 166 ~ 182 cm in height, it's still very possible to mating press the bumfucking brains out of short stacks and any man over 210 cm is borderline gigantic to them.But again, this all comes down to personal preference and hi Discordtrannies I know you're watching.
>>36952012Nah he, and by default you as well, should be afraid
>>36952021>holds you close to her cushy chest while she sweeps under you>she's about to put you back down when you ask if you can stay like this a little longer>beeg maid happily continues sweeping the rest of the house while holding her Master
>>36952034This is one fancy looking cow.
>>36952012nah., i'll wrestle that overgrown lizard with my bare hands like my great grandpa, my grandpa, and my pa did before
>>36952034>elf priest respecs to shadow>somehow has more clothing then before guess holy=slutty and shadow=pure
>>36952051>standing behind anon is his great grandpa, grandpa, and pa with their overgrown lizard wives rooting for him
>>36952063I want Barghest lap pilliow, Barghest boob pillow, and Barghest butt pillow.
>>36952077Wow wow careful there, you don't want other fairies learning of that
>>36952042>master gets to watch beeg maid do her chores>gives her a headpat when she does a good job>gives her chest a squeeze when she does a REALLY good job>beeg maid tries to work through lunch but master feeds her while she works, still being held>end of the day, beeg maid deposits her sleepy master into his bed>then she sneaks in to the bed and uses him as a dakigood day
>>36952097Melusine is a dirty rapist. Just look at her, forcing you to hold her hand with no escape. The absolute immorality of it all.
Dont accept lap pillows, they are really dangerous. You are putting yourself in one of the most vulnerable positions!
Does your monster girl have an animal counterpart mascot that tags along with her?
>>36952127how, it's just a lap pillow, the most dangerous postion is in the lap of a monster who is much larger than you
>>36951959She has to squirm and squeeze for her hugs, she doesn't like being the little spoon but one day she'll be a big girl!
>>36952127>get lap pillow from big titty monster>she falls asleep and leans forward>get smothered by big titties
>>36952127Oh yeah the I’ll make THEM sit on my lap. Gonna show them you can’t fuck with a human specially if they arrogantly believe getting in this vulnerable posi-AIEEEE MY PLAN BACKFIRED WITCHES ARE TOO STRONG AIEEEEEE HELP M-
>>36952150>on your grave>lived by the tit, died by the tit
>>36952154You're an annoying faggot and should kill himself.
>>36952127weapons grade draph
>>36952154Dark Mages are simply too strong.
>>36951929Japan is legendarily afraid of big girls. Not even 'big relative to Japanese norm', just big in general
>>36952182All shortstacks should be thicc and meaty to increase breedability.
>>36952204God bless this autist
>>36952166>>36952205Don’t you have Warhammer fanfics to write?
>>36952198To be fair Brigitte Nielsen in her prime was an absolute virgin destroyer.>>36952223What the fuck are you even talking about, Anon.
>>36951835>170cmDoes that include her high heels?
Reminder, vampires are the best undead.
>>36952223Are you retarded? How is >>36952154 related to monster girls and not just someone writing some absolute fucking dribble that's embarrassing to read?
>>36952237why ask a question you already know the answer to
>>36952237>this much bitchingLet me guess: you are also the faggot that screams that any slightly tall girl is “muh /d/” too?
>>36952233I only give my blood to the, uh, oldest of bloodlines.
>>36952237Hey buddy, I think you entered the wrong thread. /tg/ is somewhere else.
>>36952233>vamps>best at anythingnot even best blood drinker
>>36952246Anon this argument is over outright if not borderline RP shit, something that was mocked in these threads years ago. We're not talking about a woman being a foot taller than a guy so don't try and die on this hill.
>>36952233Vampires suck in more ways than one.
>>36952269Good for you, gramps.
>>36952223TBF the fucking shortstack post is cringe as fuck.
You're all cringe to me...
>>36952365What about shoes?
ah, you guys have been going quite fast while I was away... man, I just a bogey gf
>>36952374Shoes are shoes and they are not meant to have sexual thoughts towards.
>>36952379All you have to do is leave your hand hanging over the side of your bed at night.
>>36952233You spelled Ghouls wrong anon
>>36952399What about Cursed Shoes?
>>36952428No such thing.
>>36952403I will sleep with only half a blanket as well, that will show them.
>>36952441It can be if one wishes hard enough.
>>36952365It isn’t about the foot in CLACK’s case. It’s about the imposing presence. I couldn’t care less for feet, but it’s more like smug strong powerful girls wear heels and they CLACK into announcing their presence.Kind of like when the door closes behind you before a boss fight
Yuuki-Onna is drenched and she will freeze at this rate. Would (You) do as she wishes and offer her your shower, shirt and perhaps the underwear you are using to warm her up?
If you make a Kobold dance it'll look funny. How's she supposed to do it with those legs?
>>36952521But my underwear isn't made for girls
Which MGs would look like that and how do I attract them?
>>36952361Yeah? Well your name is gayzer and that's pretty cringe.
>>36952555Ever heard of tippy-taps?
>>36952572Girls can still wear boxers/briefs and look cute
>>36952594Yes, those would look too silly.
>>36952572Her ass is so big your underwear would basically become a thong for her
>>36952586Ogre ain't it
>>36952586>>36952598>>36952603You really couldn't find anywhere else to spam your completely off-topic garbage?
>>36952620I appreciated it. Also, probably an Ogre or Oni. Mino is also a possibility.
>>36952620Why would he? He's got people like >>36952650 here
Succubi are getting sloppy
Send delicious plump tummy please
>>36952620I liked it
>>36952665Where is the monster girl here, faggot.
>>36952678>>36952620Let me guess, because people did not accepted your tg tier craphammer tier shit, you are now going to nitpick everything without visible monster characterisrics as "offtopic", right? Sorry, that's not how it works.
>>36952710Where is the monster girl.
>>36952717You can have mine
>>36952710Just because someone doesn't like your post doesn't make them your Moriarty.
>>36952723I will take the Cheshire doll, I am not a fan of spiders.
>>36952732The doll and the spider will not be parted.
Imagine what a Cheshire monster girl with a marshmallow cat cheshire would be capable of doing while wandering around.
>>36952743Then I shall direct the spider and her doll to another man who is more tolerant.
>>36952748>marshmallow cat cheshire
>>36952725There is a difference between not liking a post and acting like you posted freaking netorare, ya know, the kind of fuck offs we reserve for Warhammerfags. Specially if the accusation is "offtopic" on posts that talk specifically about MGE MGs.
>>36952717>>36952678Page 16, you fucking autist
>>36952765It's roughly as on-topic as your average "cast them" /tv/ spam.
>>36952773>16 pages to get to monster titty>probably has a ton of shit-tier fetishes I will now not read your doujin.
>>36952764Them having hair and skin like that is confusing. Are they monster girls or are they pets?
>>36952620>Dark skin>Implied size that could be about 7ft or more>white hair>big muscles>fangs very prominent for a normal human>Asks about MGs in the text>Offtopic
Please protect this from degenerous monster corruption
>>36952797Anon that doesn't really help your case, at best most of that sounds like unrelated fetish/character gimmicks with the only thing that tangibly makes it on-topic is talking about getting a monster girl that looks like that.
I like succubi
>>36952827me too anon
>>36952827But do Succubi like you?
>>36952834I mean they couldI like to think im considered, at least for a moment
>>36952834of course. you can tell by the hearts
>>36952827Don't we all
>>36952854its grim aloe from magical quiz academy
>>36952849>you can tell by the heartshow can I tell love hearts apart from horny hearts?
>>36951775Whatever height puts me at easy nipple-sucking range from missionary position
>>36952827I like a different flavor of succ
>>36952877if you can still think it's the normal hearts
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that nothing makes buff monster girls more 'ready' than your manly scent.
>>36952870shes a guest character in bombgirl, though i dont know jack about her other than she has a human form
>>36952880Me too, hate the public sex aspect though.
>>36952910Anon probably got banned for something else.
>>36952910oh i thought i was super wrong. i don't interface with either property, just collect some art i stumble across
>magic academy is now plagued by imps after a summoning malfunction>in order to solve the issue and get them to stop making such a mess, the academy is giving them away>one per "customer," for safety's sakehttps://files.catbox.moe/9x3i6f.jpgThey make fine assistants, maids, familiars, almost anything you want just please take them
MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM
>>36952983>mosquito is mlem>greenworm is mweeWhat else are there?
>>36952996Cow goes moo
>>36952996wolf go awoo
>>36952996She soudns better with a gag on.
>>36952237Ignore the faggots. You're right
>>36952998>>36953003I mean the unusual meme sounds that originated from these threads.
>>36953069tanuki go brrr
>>36952996>Greenworm and Vamp Mosquito are friends purely based on the mlem and mweethis is the headcanon I needed thanks anon
>>36952764I gotta articulate this crap and maybe it stops haunting me. Whenever I see that pic with the two chibi cheshires, somehow I always imagine they're genetic cripples stuck in retarded bodies for life, but so far they're clueless and sorta unconsciously overcompensate with hyperactive social life and outward "party animal" vibe. However, people around immediately see through it and realize that the two are in for a life of misery, and so basically everyone befriends them and goes to great lengths to humor them out of sheer sympathy. The healthy chesh in the middle being the greatest offender.
>>36952998>>36953003What does the fox say?
>>36952983What flavor does she like?
>>36953087Go and stay go
This is the shittiest thread we've had since that high elf one the WHautist made
>>36953128What rustled your Jimmies this time?
>>36953152Not enough cute ninja monster girls
>>36953123No, I concur with him, I mean not that big of a size difference but double your size or tall enough that your head is at her breasts or even navel level is completely hot and acceptable.
>>36953152>being a snarky homo will surely make people think he's wrong lol
>>36953171Quality control died when anons called you the current thread boogeyman when you didn't want people posting absolute dogshit in these threads and that happened years ago so what's the point anymore
>>36953189>quality control died when you weren't doing quality control so don't bother doing quality controlWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>36953216Most of the anons who gave a shit about quality control left years ago so what's the point in doing it now?
>>36953257There are anons further up in the thread pointing out how shit it is, again all you've said is either insults or nonsense. Am I replying to a bot? Say something original
>>36953080That's not thread-original.
>>36953278They're a minority now, most anons here simply don't give a fuck anymore.
>>36953331Thank you for conceding my victory
Ancient evil doesn't understand modern technology, but with a twist: she's an automaton from a time so hyper advanced that today's tech is too primative to make sense to her.
>>36953257>No robots>No aliens>No furriesu remember? i member
>>36953491And then KC made robots and furries.
>>36953504I feel like that's where people gave up, personally. Even now I see xenoposting and I just don't care. It's the exact same 3 images too, kek.
>>36953757What is this character and what's she from? All I know is that one doujin where she gets raped by a minotaur while the MC watches.
>>36953757>When you go back to farm a mid level boss you defeated 8 months agoWhat would she even tell you?
>>36952827>when they see a knight apprentice left behind in the city outskirts
>Ara ara~ >Not afraid of some forest critters are you, boy? Come here, let me get a good look at you. Don’t you trust me?
>>36953849shinrabancho choccoits some weird comic line attached to a chocholate brand
>>36953895>shinrabancho choccoWow, even the kitsune is oddly iconic, wtf. It's just a chocolate brand? I'm actually kinda impressed desu.
>>36952198165cm tall girls are like model tier height over there I think
>Debuting in Japan with the first set’s release on March 14th 2005, it remained popular enough to keep spawning new editions, animated promotional videos, and an online browser game. As of March 2008, it had sold 50 million units – and by March 2013, 100 million.No fucking wonder like 50% of japanese generic fantasy designs I've seen are so derivative. Huh.Thanks anon, >>36953895 , the more you know.
Classic monster pickup lines>DanukiIs that your wallet or are you happy to see me?>Ren XiongmaoHey hot stuff, wanna try breeding in captivity?>KakuenWant to try my kung fu grip?>SandwormYou don't need to be a miner to join the miles deep club.>Arch-ImpI used to be a 10 but then I upgraded to an 11.>WhitehornWere you staring at my rack?>LamiaI've got luscious hair, big soulful eyes and a 12 inch prehensile tongue. What more could you want?>BicornI've lost my virginity, can I have yours?
>>36953930>I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?You could have said "Seem like you already lost your virginity. Don't worry, you can have mine"
>>36953930Aren't most of these the removed flirt line from WoW?
>>36953930Well someone just copy pasted WoW's lines.
>>36953930What an awful post
>>36953948That's exactly what they are and I can't tell if it's cringe or not. I'm leaning towards cringe, but at least he bothered tangentially matching the lines with vaguely plausible girls. I think the key issue here is these are cheesy, corny lines that don't take themselves seriously, but I am very, very serious about wanting to fuck monsterized wow girls. Let me tell you, if the Tauren were MGE styled minotaurs, the world would be a different, better place.
>>36953930Are those removed Wow flirt lines?
>>36953984>reddit spacing>WoWshitgo back please
>>36953984>Let me tell you, if the Tauren were MGE styled minotaurs, the world would be a different, better place.Absolutely correct.
>>36954001>reddit spacingwelcome newfag
>it'll snow a lot soon
>>36954041>playing dumb now that you got caughttypical, I'll sit back and wait until "someone else" tries to force monsterboys and other garbage
>>36954057>Playing dumbWhat are you, some kind of phone poster? Or some kind of faggot who don't force wrap his text at 75%?Those are clearly 3 separate paragraphs.
>responding to a westernshit posterlol, lmaopost cow girls
>Virtually all of the Lilim cloth that exists in Lescatie is made by the hands of Druella. Cloaks made from this cloth are known as a version of the reward that Druella bestows on Dark Knights who have defended the country or have been on a distant expedition and due to severe necessity had to leave their spouse for long periods of time.JOIN DARK KNIGHTS TO DAY, RECIVE SWEET LILIM CLOAK
>>36954108>due to severe necessity had to leave their spouse for long periods of time.I'm surprised that even exists. What could possibly be so important? I imagine it's just fluff KC wrote to justify limcloaks.
>>36954114Kek, I'm not the one who can't tell reddit spacing from just regular old paragraphs. Eat shit
>>36954119Get new dick
>>36954127>Monstergirls are going to leave their dick, just to help other monstergirls get their own dickI mean, I dunno.
>>36954124Any paragraphs that have an extra space are Reddit spacing paragraphs.Regular paragraph-separating spacing is just pressing enter once to move one line below.
>>36954136You clearly don't actually post much, because you'd know that anything longer than a few lines that kind of formatting becomes cancer to the eyes.
>>36954145I've seen a lot of posting for a long time, and the only ones who ever use that spacing are shitposting Reddit newfags.
>>36954119I assume seeing as Lescaite is a outward going country, I assume the cloaks are for long distance/long term campaigns
>>36954153No you haven't, faggot, you've seen clean and concise paragraphs like >>36952026 because a post without it would look like cancer. And that's not even a long post yet.
I do wish somebody cared enough to translate the stories
>>36954108How does druella make them?Does she get cloaks and enchant them or does she actually sit there and knit/sew in her spare time?
>>36954191She shapeshifts into an arachne and weaves them with her silk. I've seen it happen.
>>36954108I need art of Druella awkwardly knitting together a coat or a collar to keep the guy she likes warm/safe when he's away
There's something I always wondered.When people complain about the rougher edges of MGE they always go with either "KC isn't a very good writer" or "the MGE setting is actually a horrible dystopia". But they never seem to entertain the possibility that maybe it's the translation that isn't 100% faithful?I mean, it's not exactly a secret that KC sicced his lawyers on the MGU guys because they were twisting his setting into a shithole of emasculation and brainwashing. And that a few of their old translations are still floating around.How come people can't take what they read in English with a pinch of salt when there's a huge precedent like that?
>>36954213That sounds like one of those "dude just trust me" bar stories
>>36954191>But in Salvarision, in the middle of Nightlight Street, where the various magical stores are located, there is the Black Goat Magical Shop. Its warehouse occasionally receives a bit of Lilim cloth when Druella is inspired to take up sewing.
>>36954220Scarf*I don't know why my brain went to collar when typing that
>>36954221Becuase most people don't know that the OG tranlations were fuckedAnd other people tend to keep there thoughts even after delving into the lore
>>36954221Because the people who complain about KC's writing haven't actually read anything that came out in the last 5 years. They can't be bothered to read to source material, so everything they know comes from secondhand knowledge, which they further regurgitate onto others until the original meaning of the text is completely distorted.
>>36954247never forget the retards that still think the "lamina kill cheaters" thing wasn't absolute horseshit
>>36954264It'd be better if they did desu
>>36954240>I don't know why my brain went to collar when typing thatOh common you know the answer. I want Druella to offer me a collar. Especially if it's handmade. Though a collar would be more in the area of leather crafting, but I am certain that mamono could make a durable enough collar from silk, especially with magic.
>>36954168Yes I have. Those are always low-quality copypasta made by Redditors. You need to go back.
Monsters wont know the chill of lofi hiphop
>"Alright, Anon. Time to test some potions."
>>36954306>A long post is always a low-quality pasta>keep discussion to a line or three minimum pleaseThe fucking state of you.
>>36954361Go back already. Normal posters only press enter once. Only Redditors use that extra spacing since they're used to how it works there.
>>36954368>Still sticking to itlol. no. I'll make as many paragraphs as I like.One for each separate thought, if I think it's necessary.Fuck you.
>>36954355Oh boy, what potions are we testing today?
>>36954406Death potion. Drink it and you’ll become irresistible to any undead
>>36954390Shut up already, you dumb Redditor. Just go back there and never return.
>>36954416Never been. Never woulda known if faggots in denial and self loathing didn't start projecting it everywhere.
>>36954406>Temporary shota potion (permanent)>Distilled Wonderland enlarge potion (penis)>Potion that makes you cum super hard in a dark mage
>>36954413Well that's one way to get told to kill myself.
What’s NG+ like in mge rpgs, can the monster I romanced last time remember me or is it total a rewind
>>36954449Don’t worry you’ll get better with some TLC from a lich doctor and her zombie nurses
>>36954425>Never beenYes you have. Only a Redditor would defend that spacing on 4chan. All other 4chan posters would notice them and call them out.
>>36954500>Yes you have. Only a Redditor would defend that spacing on 4chan. All other 4chan posters would notice them and call them out.Dunno bro, sounds like something only a redditor would say.
Demons are fun
>Her butthole tastes like hazelnutWould you give it a sniff and lick?Would you stick your tongue inside?
>>36951652I haven't been here in weeks, but I still love Manticores.
>Miss Gargoyle, a former statue of the Chief God who, thanks to a drop of rapture, turned into a mamono. She now lives happily with her husband.Would want to hear the story behind that
>>36954586I want to impregnate Justice.
>>36954606>Be gargoyle >Sculptor was horny>Some flying dark matter flies by >Drop lands on me >Holy fuck I'm alive >Sculptor is just as surprised and happy >We fuck
>>36954630>this was the 5th statue this year>the town is never going to have its fountain finished at this rate
>>36954630>tfw you will never be good enough to sculpt your own GalateaProbably for the best. I'd sculpt her like a fertility goddess idol.
what's the latest headlines on MGCNN?
Breed sleepy goat
>>36954664>Teen pregnancy is down 20% since last year. >The President is expected to address the issue in tonight's press conference.
>>36954664>journo anon missing after attempting to investigate mana crystal smuggling ring
>>36954705>All monsters younger than 200 are now considered teens
>>36954664>>36954711>uwaaabomber strikes again despite mana crystal restrictions
>>36954664>flower district hottest new development in MGC
>>36954664>Lilims discuss latest territory control>Local dark mage banned from shop for "hunting for ingridients">Dragon gold vaule increases after creeping coin population rises>Druella comfirmed seamstress, likes dressing baphomets as magical girls>Gremlins invent superwagon, more news at 11
>>36954736>sabbath representative says they will not live in fear>despite now looking she's pushing 30
>>36952678Sneaky fucking Shapeshifters are the sneakiest.
>>36954645I would make her so ripped that Amazons would be impressed.
>>36954664>Lich labs up 250% despite recent ShogCorp takeover fears
>>36954768Tip: She's disguised as the arm-wrestling table.>Chad gets distracted halfway thru the match when the table-leg starts cupping his balls...
>>36954759>>Dragon gold vaule increases after creeping coin population risesY-you mean inflation, right? I.e. The value of dragon hoards decreases? Why KC created sexy economic terrorism is beyond me. that + tanukis existing makes me really wanna second think MGE. My wife is old money, I want to spend my time fucking her over every inch of her castle, not protecting her assets from inflation and depreciation.
>>36954817I would assume with more creeping coins getting into dragon hoards, ACTUAL dragon gold would become rarer
>>36954829Dragons make their own gold?
>>36954843Yes. It comes from their pussies in liquid form.
>>36954847anon I think she may have lied to you
>>36954847But how can I buy high and sell low now?
How do you talk back to a physically violent assertive Kobold?
>>36954858>buy highKissus>sell lowCunnilingus >>36954851No, she most certainly was telling the truth. She's a trustworthy girl. She even taught me a shout that instantly makes her go down on me and swallow my cum. And it worked the very first time I yelled those words she taught me! It still works! I sincerely believe that the gold water she makes will form into coins.
>>36954051You're right, I should go to Wendad Depot this weekend for a new snow blower and pick up a few bags of salt. Thanks crazy eyes reindeer!
>tfw no delinquent senpai who loves hanging out at your place>always lays on your bed and plays games with you>pouts when she loses to you
>>36954858I see you follow the Wurm economic school.
Be honest, would you cuddle with her if you got the chance? Would you lick her while she's sleeping to see if she actually does taste like molasses?
>>36955005>spoiler that would be weird and rude anon let maus sleep
>>36954664>new wave of anons doing stupidly dangerous stunts for attention
>>36955027I guarantee that it won't wake her up.If a cheshire can grab her and stick her in a teapot without her waking up, then you can lick her neck without her taking any sort of notice.
>>36955038new season of jackass must have dropped
I think my anubis has super autism, what should I do?
Make tough monsters wear frilly clothes.
>>36955128Cuddle with her under a blanket, she will feel better.
Which monster maid should you pick if you have a fetish for fake maids?
>>36955197>Go to Meido University >Find freshman maid of any species >Ask her out>Offer her to move in with you >Say she should just drop out as she doesn't need a dumb degree to be your maid Congrats you now have a fake maid
>>36955250This but maid elementary school
>>36955197whats a fake maid?
Are all plant girls deciduous?
>>36955267Like a cosplay maid who doesn't actually know how to do maid things.
>"You enjoyin' yourself, boya?"
>>36955005>>36955048Listen if I’m gonna lick a girl in her sleep it’s not gonna be her neck, especially if I’m trying to see what she tastes like.
>>36955284>Find salamander/lizardman>Defeat her in combat>Force her to become your servant/wife>Present her with a maid uniform>Has to do as the victor says Congrats you now have a fake maid
>>36955197walk into the set of fake meido
>>36955317I like it when it's someone who keeps insisting she still counts as a maid even though she doesn't know how to do a single maid task.
>>36955337porn series by notanuki, where a meido comes into the home of a man and brutally rapes him instead of cleaning first
>>36955250>turns out it was a CC profesor of meidoing, casualy strolling around the freshwomen>years of experience in being a meido>high rank among the scholars of being a meido>however when you offered to run away with her she couldn't resist>she became your wife and pretended to be a fake, underqualified meido for years>but finally, you learned that she was a professional all alongDoes her being a fake fake meido makes you heartbroken? Or does it make you twice as hard, since she's double fake?
>>36955439Lying hags will be punished by mating press, impregnation and obligation to raise our children
How many of you like your monster waifu to be way older than you
What I want to see before falling asleep.
>>36955298Hope she likes massages
Damn it, I can't stop thinking about huge monster tits!
>>36955639I can't stop thinking about huge loli ass
>>36955250>>36955280Is this translated? It looks cute.
>>36955677It's a novel, apparently.
>>36955669>>36955639The answer is obvious. Breed both until they're pregnant. Repeat
>>36955684Yeah, I was wondering if the novel had an English release.
>>36954909something like:>know your place mutt, lest I'll handle you like the bitch you arethat assertive enough?
>>36955639just imagine burying your head in between those wonderful tits
>>36955816Then she punches you in the face. Now what?
Massive amounts of fat do not belong on the lithe and slender race. Put big tits on humans, dwarves, basically anything that isn't routinely described as graceful and slender.
>>36955942It's a Bogie lmaoAnd people say KC doesn't have a sense of humor
>>36955942Am I dreaming?
>>36955942clown girl yessssssssssssssss
>>36955942CLUSSSY IS FINALLY IN MGE, LETS GOOOOO
>>36955942I love it
>>36955942FINALLY A CLOWN GIRL
>>36955942What's that? Spooky bogye?
>>36955942theres no way im going to be able to write anything with her without having imaging cicero talking
>>36955993its a jester
>>36955942Please tell me there are regular sized hands under those gloves.
>>36955942 >Hey Anon, did you know we live in a society?
>>36956033Despite making up only 13% of the population
>>36956047Clown girls commit 50% of the rape
>>36955942>>36956011I hope the gloves are regular sized and she's just very short.
>>36956011I suspect there are things mortal men were not meant to see under those gloves
>>36956011>>36956057I hope the gloves are just as big as they appear and they are about 8 ft tall
>>36955942THE CURSE IS BROKEN
>>36955942First Jo'on, now Clownpiece. Who's next?
>>36955942I bet she sells penis enlargement potions.
>>36955942finally, I can laugh like a lunatic with my waifu and not look weird
>>36956011>>36956057>>36956067>>36956082Remember when people said KC was going away from oversized hands/claws/paws? lmao
>>36956090>Jo'onhuh?I thought her thing was being a rich bitch
>>36956100Not only that, her profile and KC's additional lewdposts make it clear that big hands handjobs are her specialty.
>>36955943>lithe and slender raceNothing of the sort here.
>>36956100Who the fuck said that? Bogey was literally the last profile before this.
>>36956112thing about big handjobs is no matter how hung you are they make you feel small.
>>36955942I love her
>>36955942>Sad clown fakes being smug
>>36955942looks like you could do a lot of fun stuff with this
>>36956019>>36956062I want KC to make a Goose Harpy or any waterfowl Harpy girls.
>>36956134That's the idea.>I want her to tease me, wrapping my dick in her big hand and covering it completely, and going "Hey, look, it's gone~" while milking meFrom KC
>>36955942Her massive hands are dripping strawberry jam!
>>36955942horns at the top that look like jester hat is a nice touch
CANT SLEEP, CLOWN WILL RAPE ME
Her profile is basically entirely about breaking bad men through a mixture of pleasure and terror into being obedient good boys, by the way.She plays into the whole monster clown archetype hard.
>>36955942Not for me personally, but it's not a bad design.
>>36954305>>36954240hand knitted grandma style wool collar
>>36956124boogeys dont count
>>36956184>Duckgirl with a maze pussy>She expects you to rape her instead
>>36956201I want to be bad now
>>36954306As the anon who did the shortstack post you're about ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag because I didn't get it from Reddit. Try harder to be an oldfag.
Welp I'm a bigamyfag now
>>36956201seems like a haloween appropriate monster
>>36956236Cry more, Redditard.
>>36956254Fuck off Bollocks
>>36956201>a mixture of pleasure and terrorreminds me of succubus prison
Here's the book profile.BTW Kenkou twitted something about them being related to Bogeys. Similarities in name, looks (hand size, size in general) etc, are intentional.https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1448631732362563592
>>36956298bogie and bogey, huh? that's a bit of a mess
>>36956298So a Boo-gie and bow-gie
I want to be thrown into the honk pit for being single
>>36955250>fake maidFake it until you maid it
>circus has come to MGC
>>36956199Yes anon, they float.
>>36956397I'm running away to join it, I am tired of being used as whore every night. I want to be something more
>>36956239Together they fight crime
Pennywise is a shotacon.
>>36956201>Walking home from the bar>Pissed out of your fucking mind and stumbling everywhere>Hear trumpets and other wacky music>There's a big top you've never seen before>A big sign tells you it's the 'Midnight Masquerade'>There's hundreds of people there, all watching the show. The smell of popcorn, animal dung, and cotton candy permeates the air.>'Annnnd here he is! THE MAIN ATTRACTION!' a sing song voice calls out, seemingly from an impossible height a Jester-like monster drops in front of you>He breasts making a subtle honking noise as she lands, bells jingling>'Are you ready for your midnight masquerade, you naughty, naughty little Anon?'>What follows is a terrifying and harrowing experience where you're made to do trapeze, tight rope walks, and even endure the pain of having knives thrown at you>All the while the jester girl is entering more and more states of undress, letting you see how perky and erect her nipples are against her pearl white skin, or the wetness between her legs at your terror>'If you'll be a good boy this'll all stop and I'll be here to comfort you, my little foppish fool~' she croons at you>Pleading and now exceedingly sober, you tell her that you'll be good, you promise>She smiles, blowing a strange pink mist into your face, bringing your cock into a painful, almost puberty tier erection>'Is there anything else you want, Mmmm?'>"Some pie and maybe a banana split.">She obliges you and throws a cherry pie smack dab into the middle of your face before you split her with your banana.
>>36956416one gently lulls the criminal for the extra brutal clown flavored rape train a comin
>>36956429Fugg anon your making me want to be raped by a god damn clown.
>>36954178I do too anon.
So I'm assuming she's from wonderland
>>36956201if someone doesn't do a "we all float down here" meme with her I'll be very disappointed
>>36956462 yeah I remember being super into icp as a kid, but im sure most of us were really into really cringy stuff when we were younge
>>36956538Fuck the clown. For Jesus.
>>36956201Wonder what I have to do to be 'bad' in her eyes.
>>36956201So that's what KC meant when he said he was going to make an anti-ntr girl due to all the ntrfags bothering him.
>>36956593>>36956564I no longer want to be bad.
>>36955942I will never understand clown fetishes. Feels like a joke I just don't get.
>>36956538>icpWell that one exchange of that guy not wanting to break up with his gf just cause she's dead seems thread appropriate
>>36956625We live in a society
>>36955942Has Cheshire finally met her match?
BAD MEN GET SENT TO THE SEXY CLOWN FOR THEIR CRIMES
>>36956564>>36956593>>36956618was reading her profile, if you are good, she'll entertain you like a normal clown and would be your exclusive clown if you wife her
>>36956640no, she has met her partner in crime
>>36956618That's just one type of bad, anon. You can be other bads, like a prankster.
>>36956640may have to do some sort of "sword" swallowing competition to be sure
>>36955942>Be me>Hate spiders, hate clowns>Love spider girls, love clown girlsWhat did my brain mean by this?
>>36956651AND SAD MEN GET SENT TO THE SEXY TEDDYBEAR FOR HUGS
>>36956298Time to start a meme war
>>36956593>ntrfags bothering him.Is this another space battles thing or whats the story here?
>>36956671Becuase the girls want your dick, and the actual things want your blood
>>36956671Beat your fears with the cock.
>>36956201I'm getting some bad ss13 flashbacks as to what clowns can do
>>36956653also, like the bogey, her concept of naughty children doesn't concern the age of the person
>>36956653>she'll entertain you like a normal clownWith prattfaults and summersaults?
>>36956706>space battles thingWhat?
>>36956731yup and even more lewder tricks as well
>>36956706one slipped into KCs sekrit twitter to harass him with his existence.
>>36956298Time to draw the new girl and get all the glory.
>>36956748Why doesn't he just block him?
>>36956739don't, it's all retarded
>>36956728>bogie creating a slipnslide on the station.>starts at your room>ends at her room pussy ready to accept.
>>36956767i'm sure he did but he's a delicate soul.
>>36956768I know spacebattles is a forum where they have retarded arguments, but did KC ever go there himself or something? I'm curious since it was brought up in this conversation for some reason.
>>36956786You don't know about the space battles kc drama?
If you used a potion to grow cat ears on a Mershark, how annoying would it be for her to swim with them?
>>36956802seems okay for catfish and tiger sharks
>>36956796What happened with him there?
I hope her tits honk when you squeeze em.
>tfw ywn have a bogie gf to prank with
>>36956835might spray you with seltzer too
>>36956835thats all proper clowns
>>36956844congrats,I love it
>>36956844Now give her a cheshire's color scheme.
>>36956796I'm too lazy to read through everything I find. Did KC try to make a Warhammer fanfic or something?
Anyone else getting Ken Akamatsu vibes from her?
>>36954234What does it mean when a single monster takes up housewifing activities as a hobby
>>36956878Someone wrote a fic killing monster girls kc heard about it so he told the space battle people to fuck off.
>>36956903Hopefully this was a while ago and he's grown from going to other websites to confront them now.
>>36956891i wouldn't worry about it until she's wearing a wedding dress under her regular clothes just in case
>>36956932This was last month I think.
>>36956938That is a respectable amount of desperation. What if she isn't even that old, like in her 20s
>>36956903>heard about itWith the language and culture barrier you don't just hear about it.Someone somewhere is trying to push this.
>>36956945Weird. The thing I found was from 2016.
>>36956978damn, you into kids?
>>36956938Reminds me if that episode of kakakon of that piece of clothing pocessed by te spirit of a thirsty woman
>>36956988it's happened before and will happen again
>>36955942I CAN DO ANYTHING
How do you tell a young bapho from an old bapho?
>>36955942KC please stop releasing 10/10 girls I don't even know how to configure my top 10 anymore
>>36957026cut her horn and count the rings
>>36957026Ask about pop culture stuff or something.
>>36955942I may get over my social anxiety and commission stuff of her.
>>36957026>young baphosthey don't exist, they are all old hags who larp
>>36955942I'm trying to decipher her costume. Does it allow for her armpits show?
>>36955942Are her boots sentient?
>>36957154i believe. exposed shoulders like a harlot harlequin
The clown paradox Clowns trying to be funny are scary Clowns trying to be scary are funny
>>36957059>t. jealous hags
>>36957246Right looks like a Kiki.
>>36957255It be a witch kiki
>>36957223Where does clowns trying to be sexy fit?
>>36957246i really want to see their raiju, manticore, dragon and vampire representatives.
>>36957265Them trying to be sexy is too funny to be sexy.
>>36956239>I can be your angel or your devil
>>36955942Bogie and Cheshire team up would be horrifyingly sexy
>>36956239i like monsters with divergent evolutions. who knows what path young bog(ey) will take
>>36955942>>36956201>>36956298Sure is unexpected and I like her. I only wish she had a different name.
>>36957386Not him but you don't see how Bogey and Bogie aren't confusing? And the original girl should've been named Boogeyman.
How tall is the clown?
>>36957416The Bogies are apparently similar sizes and both are apparently bigI'd say 7ft
>>36957386Bogey and Bogie>>36957401Boogeywoman.
>>36955942Looks like cheshie has a competitor for top jokester!
>>36957416How tall is a succ?It varies/whatever you want dumbass
>>36957428>Boogeywoman.Man in this case is geder neutral, like Lizardman. If you wanted to avoid that, then Boogeymonster would be fine too.
>>36957044Do it anon, if you need help feel free to ask the commissionfags here.
>>36957442I know, but it still feels slightly bothersome in case of Lizardman and Boogeymonster sounds redundant.
>>36957463KC mentioned that it's an intentional choice to highlight how they're monster girl versions of monsters that originally had both males and females, and that the monster girl may draw upon elements of both.
Vampires are cold in both appearances and demeanor
>>36957463The word man and men use to be gender neutral.
>>36957516What would happen if you called monster girls man or men?
CHESHIRE IS CRINGE, OUTDATED, OLD, OBELSTE, AND A BOOMER. BOGIE IS NEW, TRENDING, YOUTHFUL, FUN, FUNNY, AND SEXY
So now that Brolen(?) works with Kay Sea directly and there are instant, solid English TLs of profiles on patreon BUT they're paywalled, how do we handle leaks morally? Is there some policy between KC and MGR on this? When is no more too soon?
The next thread better have the new girl in the OP and not pull the shit like with Creeping Coin.
>>36957530I bet she's dumb and uses TikTok.
>>36957268I want to see their hellhound and demon
>>36957551>Tiktokno, Bogie isn't cringe and new
>>36956878the rundown>some dude postes a bunch of undesirable crap at KC>one of wich was "the knight" a darksouls crossover,>KC oges apeshit and manages to get it and "the good hunter." (a bloodborne fic) removedThe guy who wrote the darksouls fic is simply reuploading it. the reviews are now all about throwing crap at KC and calling anyone who doesnt like the story incels and fanatics
>>36957530>NEW, TRENDING, YOUTHFUL>>36957565Sounds like something a cringy new monster who uses TikTok would use to describe herself.
>>36957578Cheer up Cheshire! I'm sure since Wonderland is full of old hags like you and wock, you can set up a nice nursing home there, and tell stories of your glory days!Anyways, who here is excited for the new Bogie shows? I know I am!
>>36957593>cheshire aged 20 years after hearing that statement
>>36957568>incels and fanaticsI feel like the "fanatics" insult is projecting a little given the fact that some of them reviews are just celebrating monsters getting killed and in some cases prasing khornethese same guys instantly drop a fic the moment the main character shows any kind of sympathy and isnt just a dynasty warrior/doomslayer on 5 cans of red bull
manticores will drain and dump your like your a mere sex object
>>36956354But which one is pronounced "boo-gey" and which is "bow-gey"
>>36957666Anyone using "incel" to slander their critics is most likely jewish or a communist.
>>36957555Kuroferu picture has a Demon.>>36957679Bogey is "boo-gie", Bogie is "bow-gie"
imagine getting raped by a clown monster with floating hands
>>36957699Imagine not getting raped by a clown monster with floating hands
>>36957705sounds like the worst hell
>>36957691Anyone using incel clearly doesn't belong on /jp/ or hasn't lurked enough
>>36957654I'm here to fuck Chaos.
>>36957691It's only as bad as one using "jewish" or "communist" to slander their critics while using just as few actual arguments.
>>36957691Is this post meant to be ironic?
>>36957654She... can't do anything
>>36957666There's also the hypcocricy that every monstergirl enoucter is the same when they do the same thing everytime with these things>MC enters MGE>Monsters apparach him>get put down, usually with guns>MC is immune to DE, only fininding out by the monsters trying thery boosted seduction and stuck on him and it not working>if the fic is a crossover, the invading series are all basically godteir in comparsion regardless of who it is>Going with the above, all fights end up being UI goku vs a baby with brittle bone desiese>paragragh after paraghrath of how rape is wrong and everything bad needs to die forever>child murder, one way or another, justified in that the child is a monster
>I know this is very confusing.>In Japanese, the Monster Girl I introduced last time is called "ブギー", and the one I'm introducing this time is called "ボギー".These are the official words regarding confusing naming.Overall yeah, she's a bogey: bad boy edition. But they don't particularly prefer them, to well behaved kids and everyone else they're just benign clowns doing everything to entertain (snu-snu stuff aside).
So is your ideal Bogie more Dimentio, Jevil, or Marx?
>>36955942imagine her duet with cheshire...
>>36957834>McDonalds Bogie>Krusty BogieWhat would they be like?
>>36957834>marxso she can shoot lazers and ice bombs from her mouth and split herself to draw you into THE VOID?
>>36957834A blend of the first two. The generally dramatic but smooth demeanor of the former with occasional fits of CHAOS.I really don’t need her rolling her eyes across the floor to freak me out, or 90% of the other shit Marx pulls, thanks.
>>36957851>>McDonalds BogieI hope you like "U.N. Owen Was Her?"
>>36957834I'll take a Groucho
>>36957881Why are their faces like that?
>>36957568That seems to be it but I've heard on MGR discord that the message that "The Knight" guy received was fake or some other fuckery. I don't recall correctly. Then again SBers (who I am not gonna exactly trust) apparently seemed to think so too but I haven't heard anyone else corroborate that. Especially not people who actually have contact with KC.Not that I follewed that drama closely, so take it with a grain of salt.
>>36957875Well that's an old meme
Ehhhhhh you humans got raped by a clown? That has to be a new low!
>>36955942So the last profile was Bogey and like 2 years after..... the next profile we get is a Bogey? What the fuck KC
>>36957990and yet you still are single, you cringe machine
>>36957990Who are you?
>>36957991Bogey thought we might need cheering up so she called her friend.
>>36957990>the cat, now obsolete desperately cries out for attention
>>36957991Complain more and your next profile with be Bogey (Mime Version)
>>36957963>>36957978YTMND was a… simpler time.I was always partial to the “Catch that man” ones.
>>36957991>2 years11 months, even the longest drought between Ocelomeh and Wonderworm lasted 14 months.
Manticore used to be extremely popular, at one point she was practically the face of MGE girls, but overtime her popularity faded. Now there are few who remember those days, and Manticore receives nothing now.Cheshire used to be extremely popular, at one point she was practically the face of MGE girls, but then came Bogie...
>>36958045Manticores are mentioned in basically every thread. Not as much as before but they're a classic and won't stop getting love ever.
>>36957693Kuroferuru sucks and their Demon sucks
>>36957881I remember when normalfags just knew Flandres theme as the McDonald's mene song
>>36957990why is this old boomer laughing at me?
>>36957671I am indeed a mere sex object for monster girls
>>36958045Are you really sure you want that? Have you already forgotten the fucking garbage stories and actually gay /d/tier art that came with Manticore and Cheshire's popularity so long ago?
>>36957568>incelsAren't a lot of us incels?
>>36958151not me, i know im mostly the problem when it comes to women approaching me and the road to getting my shit together is long
>>36958151If you're an incel, fuck off. You people are fucking fags. I'm voluntarily staying a virgin for my 2d wife.
> Clown girlGuys, i can only cum this much, im ABOUT TO BUST MY FATTEST NUT ON THAT BITCHY CLOWN FACE AND GLOVES
Love me some Pierrot
>>36958184Her sex noises be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFk0BnxndMA
>>36958151We are not dragons, anon
>Child gets attacked by a particularly sadistic bogie>Is terrified because she keeps threatening to eat him>She emphasizes this by making the black makeup on her right side completely cover her face, and turn into a genuinely monstrous face with sharp teeth>Rapes the boy while he sobs and moans at the same time>She praises the boy with her face normal again, making him confused>If he doesn't move his hips enough, she'll occasionally give him a look where her face is covered in shadow except for one very sinister looking eye>Boy gets scared and thrusts very fast, and cums hard>She kisses and praises him, promising to come back tomorrow night while hoping that he satisfies her more "or else">This is life with a bogie... On second thought, maybe clown bogies aren't the idea. Little boys should marry the plush toy bogeys instead.
>>36958205BETTER, i want to hear her intense squeaky noise when i fuck her brain out
>>36958151Yes, but it's irrelevant in case being against gorefics, not to mention most people who use the insult are against "virgin shaming" and don't see the irony.
>>36958225remember, its only rape if you aren't screaming
>>36958225Sometimes it's fun to be scared. Being scared of the friendly clown means I won't have to think about my parents yelling at each other, or my older brother beating me.
While i like monster girls i have no problem with irl women maybe mostly cause i have a good relationship with my mother and sisters and i have a few female friends in my social circles so im not as isolated from the opposite sex as some are. I find the disgust people show here sometimes to irl women to be more bizarre than anything else.
>>36958038I stand corrected
>>36958221Dragons are NOT incels! They can get a cute boy whenever they want! In fact cute boys would line up BEGGING for a dragon to kidnap them!
>>36958151I was born with a miswired brain that says “humans = gross, humans + animals = good shit”I have never, in my entire life, spanked it to 3D porn. It does nothing for me.As far as I can remember my first fap was to goddamn Krystal. Luckily Touhou saved me from that particular path of degeneracy.All that said I do not believe I am representative of the average threadgoer.
>>36958280What happens if I kidnap the dragon instead?
>>36958280life is not like the zipanguese doujins where cute boys get raped by fat old hags cause they like it
>>36958223>>36958184At this point, I'm just waiting for the eventual lewding of the clown dream from The Brave Little Toaster
>>36958300Good luck trying to lift her out of the cave lmao
>>36958223Nice!>Every word out of her spinning mouth and provocative and seductive foreshadowing the fun or horrors about to comeOh no Cheshirebros! AAAAAAAAaa
>>36958314He can kidnap a cute and funny dragon instead.
>>36958301Speak for yourself lolifag, I like my monsters thick and motherly with a beauty mark
>>36958045Bogey has never been the face of MGE in popularity. Hellhound has held that position for years, in the west at least. In Japan it might be Bapho, who is the official face of MGE.
There was an 11 month gap between Bogie and Bogey but a 2 month gap between Bogey and Creeping Coin.Who knows, maybe we will get another girl in December.
>>36958340New monster anon, scroll up.
>>36958314my back will fucking hate me, but nothing hurts tryingcaptcha:ANWGY
>>36958332>LOLOI FAG>LOLIi drew this, ya know
>>36958347>another girl in DecemberThere's no reason that it's going to be season appropriate, but a new snowy girl would be nice.
>>36958314I’ll fucking fireman carry her out of her cave and into my bed then fall on top of her cause my legs are jelly by then
>>36958223This just makes me think of those cartoons in which the monster is good and friendly to everyone except to the one character that is afraid of them. I can just imagine a Bogey entertaining a pair of brothers, being really nice and friendly to the well behaved brother and scaring the absolute shit out of the noisy and annoying brother
Horns kind of make her like a deathclaw
>>36957265trying to be sexy they are cutetrying to be cute they are sexy
>>36957568>Use incel as an insult>In 4chan>Specifically in JP>Specifically in a thread about marrying monster girl waifus>Specifically the MG waifus which has not caring about looks at all and having near zero standards for a husbandIt is like going to a Sith temple using "darksider" as an insult.
>>36958280>t. 500 years old dragon in denial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyk59nKbdgk>When the Bogie who's new to scaring/entertaining children realizes she went too far in scaring the young boy she wants to marry
>>36958405Those aren't on 4chan.
>kitsune and death goddess fighting out as if any of them can be considered young
>>36958340JP Lolibaba enjoyer, based
>Creeping Coin just want go off find herself a husband but that stupid dragon won't let her leave her hoard>the way the dragon is going she is never gonna get married>and her too by extension
Small owl of the woods, what is your wisdom?
>>36958398>trying to be sexy they are cute
>>36958462Do not touch your capital
>>36958363You're going to be trapped under a big lazy Wock for trying
>>36958426Whomever wins, I get a cute waifu(s)>>36958462>Eat berries to get lots of anti-oxidants.
>>36958475you say that likes that a bad thing
>>36958497Each second you waste under a wock is a second lost you could be enjoying the Sabbath. Let that sink in.
>>36958405It's so tiresome. They learned their lesson with the wojaks at least, if only that would apply to other boards too...
>>36958497Wocks are big!
>>36958506>enjoying the sabbathmore like getting tramua
>>36957534Basically MGR just waits a few days to post the translation. Doubt KC monitors 4chan threads.
>>36958506Chubby Sabbath Wock
>>36958513and? I like my gals to be at least 8 ft
>>36958516Men should be doing this stuff to their kikimoras.
>>36958525In the Sabbath, you can have a cute devil (and all the other cute loli variants) who will pamper you, serve you meals, and say nice things about you.A Jabberwock (and all the other hag dragon variants) will want to be pampered by you, have you serve her meals, and have you say nice things about her.The choice is crystal clear.
>>36958540Jabberwock cause she also could have bought you to be your pet human
>>36958352No way new Bogey is going to overthrow Hellhound, not even Ocelomeh could. If some MG will, it is likely going to be a brown or black skinned dom muscle girl that has bodyguarding or protecting her husband as her theme. Maybe the Liongirl when she gets released, given KC implied will be a harem of musclegirls, depends likely on how dom they are and how prominent their protectiveness is.
>>36958614Shit is unpredictable I mean I still don't understand the popularity of green worm.
>>36958612you know, fear and arousal both release dopamine
>>36958340>>36958614That's not how these things work. Typically there's several "faces" of a series, and the ones that make it to that status usually are ones that fulfill different niches. Hellhound and Cheshire are both very popular and I think could easily place as the current faces (Others being Baphomet and Gazer (and before anyone says Gazer absolutely does have recognition outside of Gazerfag)). Hellhound sorta filled in Manticore's niche since Manticore was before seen as the big scary dom girl, but Hellhound amped that to 11. Manticore's height of popularity was before Hellhound came to the scene.Bogie fills Cheshire's niche as well as expanding to new ones (trading the catgirl aesthetic for a circus hazbin hotel vibe), which could prove to be very popular.
>>36958528Loli jabberwocks spend a lot of time trapped on their backs or stomachs under onii-chan.
Centaur Bogie afro circus.
>>36958628Unironically One (very enthusiastic) Guy™️
>>36958628>I mean I still don't understand the popularity of green worm.Just one guy who happened to not be an annoying cunt about it and draw ire of others.
>>36958721>not be an annoying cunt about it and draw ire of others.ymmv
>>36958659Hellhound also fulfills a popular but seemingly under-utilized niche: “loving” femdom.They may be top dogs through and through, but unlike most femdom content out there they aren’t demeaning, humiliating, sadistic (Manticores), or wrapped in bdsm shit. They have no shame in loudly declaring that they love (You).
>>36958659One problem with the bogie supplanting cheshire is they seem to be rather lacking in terms of described magical powers. A big part of cheshire's appeal is how she can appear anywhere at any time (at least if she's in Wonderland).
>>36958806>they aren’t demeaning, humiliatingsmug cheshire.jpg
>>36958659>Circus Hazbin HotelFuck off the only thing to come out of Vivziepop is fucking furries and degenerates
>>36958899>degeneratesI'm guessing this is a culture war thing Look mam when assessing art I tend to separate the person from the piecesI think her designs are cute
Mofu fox clowns are better and fluffier than Bogies.
>>36958889I mean they aren’t.Unless you’re implying Cheshires are, in which case yeah.
>>36956298>If a good man expresses fondness towards a Bogie and she is desired, she will offer herself up gleefully and become a devoted spouse who will exhaust every effort to pleasurably amuse her husband as his personal jester; however, there is no end to the lengths they will go to in their attempts to amuse their husband. Moreover, they have spiteful personalities, so they will hardly ever express their devotion by simply doing as their husband tells them. Living with a Bogie means that one's days will be bursting with unpredictable surprises and extraordinary pleasure.Unpredictable, hardly ever simply does what their husband tells them... hmmm, so if you ask her to make dinner she'll what, hide it in the house for you to locate?
>>36958889Cheshires are demeaning and humiliating bullies, Hellhounds are good girls with big hearts!
>>36959060Throw a pie to your face and then rape (You)
>>36959060Anon asked his Bogie wife if he could give her a cream pie. She wasn't satisfied until he threw a lemon meringue in her face. Anon asked her to do the dishes, and she misinterpreted as "Do the Missus".
>>36959060She will purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking. Or vice versa, that's even less expected.
>>36958151I feel incels has kind of went away from it's original meaning. Used to be just guys who want to have sex but haven't had it yet, now's a bunch of fags who swear it's the world's fault and not their own lack of confidence, their social skills, their hygiene and such. It's now a sour grapes club.
>>36959096By the time I learned about the term incel it had gained that meaning. How ironic that what they've become makes it even less likely they'll have sex.
>>36959096and also spam Joker memeskinda relevant to the thread because clowns but not really
>>36958151Incel used to mean guys who couldn't get any. Now incel is just co-opted like >>36959096 said by a bunch of milquetoast fucknuggets who have about as much personal accountability as the average western woman.
>>36959134Incels don't even want to have sex anymore. That's why people arguing with them often just post "have sex".
>>36959096>sour grapesSour grapes would be the anons here denying to be incels anon
Are Kobolds capable of being dapper puppers?
>>36959212There's a big difference to being exclusively attracted to 2d and knowing it vs being a smelly loser who can't string a sentence together and swearing it's the fault of Stacy and Chad.
>>36959278What do you think sour grapes means anon?
>>36959191>Incels don't even want to have sex anymore.The other Anon was right, the term no longer has meaning.
How now, clown cow?
>>36959060Kind of surprising that she apparently has nothing to do with Wonderland. She seems like exactly what would happen if a Bogey got cursed by the Queen of Hearts, similar to how Wonderworm and Mad Hatter were made.
>>36959416uhhhhhhhhh.... this some weird clown piece
>>36959383Apparently she's another piece of the mystery surrounding what the bogey is and where they come from.
>>36959500Dragons are the real clowns. Dragonia's single dragon drinking association or whatever is basically the circus.
>>36958151I prefer the term "lonely virgin", thank you very much.
>>36958265Thinking on it, I'd like to see a story with a friendly Bogie, who keeps appearing before a lonely boy each night and taking him on fantastic (slightly scary) adventures to help him forget about how horrible his life is. And on the day she says "This will be our final adventure, as I have to travel far away", he begs her to take him with her, to her pleasure.I'm sure the mean punishing dommy mommy interpretation will win out, but I feel there's definitely potential for fun healing stories.
>>36959383>>36959440They seem to be succubized monsters that children fear. Boogeyman under your bed or in your closet, and clowns. So it’s less of a Wonderland version, more of another kid nightmare. INB4 the next variant is a dentist or something
>>36959416Pfft, she's not scary at all! Gonna give her headpats.
Snowgeys and Snowgies
>>36959581Well it's a question of focus. Both can go for anyone if the man pursues them, but bogies focus on misbehaving boys and bogeys focus on sad boys.
FACT: Every monster is improved by turning her into a clown>Clown manticore>Clown hellhound>Clown ushi-onihonk honk
>>36959581Bogie healing stories would probably have more specific setups than Bogeys'. For example, Bogie could go for a sad boy with misplaced guilt, who's at first scared of her because he thinks he's bad and she's going to punish him.
>>36959591I dunno bloody Mary maybe
>>36959691She is cute and funny after all.
>>36959660>Clown Kiki>Comes riding a Monocycle, juggling delicous homemade muffins with one hand while balancing multiple teacups on a tray with the other.>But wait! There is a bana peel on the ground.>Clown Kiki falls with a loud honk but everything falls neatly on the cofee table
>>36959660Try Lich, Mantis, or Gazer
>>36959660>clown automaton>clown angel>clown cow
>have Bogie wife>wake up, go shower>towel is gone>even the used clothes are gone>open the door oht of the bathroom, plan to stealthily grab something to wear>trip on a banana peel, land straight into Kiki, dick in pussy>end up having a forced creampie with her until fainting>wake up again with a pie to the face>Bogie claim I was so desperate for a creampie from Kiki she thought I’d want another one>Bogie grabs you and gives you a handjob until you cum a fountain for being “a bad kid that streaks naked”>faint as she is laughing at your pathetic endurance>wake up again, this time with yout face kissed and licked by your Shog maid>says she is cleaning the pie off. Starts scrubbing your dick to “clean it” too. You cum until fainting. Again. >wake up again. Seemingly alone>You decide to run ASAP to wear something or else you won’t even play Metroid Dread today>the moment you get off bed a big puffy hand from under your bed grabs your uncle and drags (You) underHow do you solve this conundrum?
>>36959660I don’t like the usual “Circus” clown getup. The more harlequin-looking types like Bogie are much more palatable to me.
>>36959096>fags who swear it's the world's fault and not their own lack of confidence, their social skills, their hygiene and such. It's now a sour grapes club.Those things play a factor but you cant deny physical appearance and hypergamy play a part too, though it is not anyone's "fault".
>>36959682Bogie seeming terrifying, but slowly earning your trust with her eccentricity sounds really cute. The potential these girls have is incredible.
>>36959774i wear my trusty poncho
>>36959909I want to brush her tails
>>36959774Tell your maids you are a responsible adult human
I just counted and, if I counted correctly, we are at 21 MGEIII girls.We are almost a quarter of the way to the new MGE volume! People have died waiting for this.
>>36959774>cling to the bogie and don't let go>close my eyes and count to ten>try and sleep so the fear may pass>hope to god, it ain't my last
>>36960011Those people just wanted to be with their waifus in isekai MGE
>>36959575I prefer the term "Not yet boogied"
>>36955942My waifu is already more or less a clown, so... I like it.
idea popped in my headregura bogie doujinwould be perfect for his style of doujins
>>36960247>would be perfect for his style of doujinsHow so?
>>36955942>Finally, a worthy opponent. -Cheshire Cat
>>36960261think about it, she likes to punish naughty boys and turn them "good", He likes to make his mc fall and turn to putty in the hands of the woman fucking the mc
>>36956298Bogeys are nice cuddlemonsters who live under your bed.Bogies are not so nice I think. Prepare to be spooked this Halloween.
>>36955942>Hiya Georgie!~ You want to come back to my place? I've got popcorn, balloons, all the rides you can ride on!~
>>36960332Bogies are nice to good kids. You should be scared only if you're naughty.
>>36960332>>36960410but I want to be scared and absolutely brutal raped to the point that when I hear some honks, my dick gets so hard that it might burst and so scared that I freeze up
>>36956844Life's just one big circus and she's the ring mistress.
>>36960426Then be naughty.
>>36960469but how? I always been a good boy
>>36960482Are you spilling your seed that should be creampied into a monster's womb?
A clown can't compete with this.
>>36960502OH No, I am goinfklm,vd cx
>>36960514I don't know, Bogie has some nice legs.
>>36957428Boogie and bogie would probably be better since the stuffing girl is ブギー (bugii)in Japanese and the clown is ボギー(bogii).
>>36960514Burger is hard to beat
>>36960529No! Not again! My burger!
I mean I've been prouncing bogie as bogey as in the air combat tern
>>36955942>>36960467Now, with the addition of a literal clown, if you were in charge of a travelling Monster Girl Circus. What acts and Monster Girls would you have lined up to amaze and wow the audience?
>>36956298so is her face permanently covered? or could you take the half mask off to reveal more of her face?
>>36960541You have to get a decoy burger
>>36960587You really wanna cum all the way to passing out as she laughs at you that bad, anon?
>>36960611if it means seeing her cute face, then yes
>>36960611Well yeah, it's just a prank.
>>36960587Maybe after you officially marry her she'll take off the mask.
>>36960666>theres another mask underneath
>>36959416Excuse me little girl, shouldn't you be in school?
>>36960587>If you pull that off will you die?
>>36960676waggy saggy shrine maiden!
>>36960681Oh, so is that how she's going to be? I suppose if I go to shake her hand, it'll come off and she'll laugh.Then the hand will crawl it's way into my pants.
>>36960691>It would be very tempting to invoke a ancient meme.
>>36960691>It would be very funny
>>36960691She's also related to Ogres, so she should be a big girl.
>>36960714She's a funny clown.
>bogey, replacing cheshireNot quite yet, but what would the wonderland version of bogey be like?
>>36960719For her husband.
If there's a Bogie in your closet, just put up some planks and nail the door shut. That'll hold 'er alright
>>36960720A jester in the red queen's court?
>>36960725but there's stuff I need in my closet
>>36960725instructions unclear am now stuck boarded up in a closet with a horny bogie
>>36960524Chesh can bend reality and break the laws of physics just to tease you.
>>36960725There's gonna be some Looney Tunes shit where she appears behind you and asks you what you're doing isn't there?
>>36960725sorry, had to go to the er, I nailed plank to head
I think I want to impregnate a clown
>>36960735I just want a pizza. I'm so hungry
>>36960758Make sure to get the meat lovers.
>>36960751Oh no! The Sabbath got to her already!
>>36960765wait, I think this is too much meat
>>36960746I tell her that there's a dangerous Monster in my closet, I'm barricading it to stop her getting out. If she wants to help, she can pass me more nails.
>>36960773She IS cute and funny!
>>36960735>stick it in one, it comes out of the otherHow does she do it?
>>36960735Bogie can ignore the laws of reality whenever it is comedic to do so
>>36960813or when it is scary to do so as well
>>36959774Hire a Cheshire maid. Duh
Bogies would probably have an entire youtube channel dedicated to their pranks and the thought of that sickens me. God damn hate clowns.
I'm not shy! I've show my body to plenty of men. Like, uh, dozens. Totally. You're not the first. Don't smirk!
>>36960813But will she drive you to question your sanity?
>>36960839Uh oh, it's thread police, call me reddit next time too.
>>36960825I have an unednig desire to see what happens if I scare a bogie
>>36960825>Bogie skipping along a street, bells jingling as she gracefully makes her way down it.>Screeches comically to a sudden stop.>Moves backwards as though time was reversed.>Stops when she reaches a frightened looking Anon.>"Hey there buddy, have you seen my good friend Canyor?">Anon stammers.>'W-Who's Canyor?'>The Bogie's grin widens so much it doesn't seem possible.>Can your dick fit in my mouth?~
>Not a single one of you has made an "INSANE CLOWN PUSSY" jokeI'm so disappointed.
So are cheshires outdated now?
Bogies going from scary pranksters to doting jokers when they get a baby sounds cute to me, honestly.
>>36960834I think you confused a vampire with a dragon, anon
>>36960865No, Chesh will always be in my mind and heart.
>>36960865No, they both fill different niches.
>>36960870Based>>36960881If she can't throw a pie to my face she is simply obsolete
>>36960751Cute and double funny
>>36960751The least trustworthy sabbath member.
>>36960751>>36960939aw crap. i wasn't supposed to like her
>>36960942I would still accept her free beer
>>36961011Oh okay. As long she isn’t selling cassic rock CDs then she probably isn’t a rapist.
>>36961028>sellingAnon, the rock CDs from them are supposed to be free too.
>Made a deal with a demon so that she would fulfill my deepest and darkest desires>All she does is cuddle me while telling me that she loves me
>beer>rock cdsnice joke, but you aint going to catch me with that shit
>>36961090We have a clown now. You can use pics of her to laugh at people.
>>36961096>from now on every tuesday will be taco tuesdaythanks miss demon
>beer tastes bad to me, I only drink soda>one more argument for my wife to say I’m not an adultFuck
>>36961116How about wine?
>>36960939I should be worried about the face, but my eyes are attracted to the thighs
>>36960939How do people draw so fast? I barely managed to make the outlines.
>>36961148You fool! That's how they get you!
>>36961182doing rough outline, some detailing, and then final lines (which are still messy)if drawing digitally, don't zoom in too much as it can cause distortions you'll notice once fully zoomed out again https://i.imgur.com/PPDv2XG.gif
>>36961143Depends on the sweeter ones
>>36961299Do you realize you are on /jp/ right now?
>>36956593No, that is way too subtle to be the anti-ntr, KC hates ntr so much with such a passion when the anti-ntr girl comes it will be clear, my guesses:>MG that will be a kind of nurse that cures the "illness" of people that like NTR>MG that goes specifically after cheated men and goes in a violent frenzy when she sees cheating or people that like cheating, given it still is MGE I expect the frenzy to have sexual results like monsterizationIf KC is really going dark:>Eros enforcer that goes after cheated men and inflicts on cheaters and NTRfags with the Eros curse
>>36961252Thanks, I'm kinda doing the same, but I'm always zooming in and redoing the same line 20 times till I get it right, guess I should just practice more.
drew this sketch of the new gal, she inspires me to draw clown
>>36961106Will the depravity of these demons never end? What will they do next? Movie Friday every week?
I hope we get some latenight clown doodles soon
>>36961550Latenight wasn't interested in Bogey, why would he be interested in Bogie?
>>36961576He's not interested in these threads anymore, and good riddance
Human boys belong to beeg monsters.
>>36961600That's a big girl
>>36961602Don't resist, Anon, or you're going to get bodied. As in, a big monster is going to smoosh you with her big body.
>>36961600Time for Anon's performance review.
>>36961615>"W-what am I being evaluated on?">"How much milk you can drink."
>>36961576I'm not checking more, but he hasn't drawn Ocelomeh or any girl that came later, so I don't know why Anon was hoping for it.>>36961592Good bait.
>>36961592>Good riddanceFuck off bollocks
>>36961643I think he succeeded with the bait
>>36961600>>36961639>working under these circumstancesIm going to complain with H.R.
>>36961706Please do, the HR demon hasn't had a good laugh in a while
>>36961639>>36961600I might have put on my resume that I was a whore for 4 years after I turned 16, that doesn't mean I want to still be a whore. I just want to work and get some money without selling my body
>>36961793Anon, any labor is selling your body. All that changes is what you do with it.
>>36961769She's not gonna laugh when Anon's Baphomet wife files a lawsuit.
>>36955942>KC not dead, still making new contentnice>clowngirldang
>>36960940TOUCH THE BOAT
>>36955942A girl for our world: A clown.We get what we fucking deserve
>>36961858>tfw you will never set the world on fire with your honking clownwife
>>36961872What is the technical term for the whole "press thigh into crotch to induce arousal" thing the cheshire is doing?
>>36961905No idea, I think it falls under general skinship.
>>36961706Boys don't belong in the workplace. They should be at home raising the children while their wife works to support the famil