I think Kanako is very pretty, and while she causes a lot of issues, she means well.Please post the pretty god of Moriya shrine.
>>36539689>Please post the pretty god of Moriya shrine.Okey I will. Don't know why you went on that Kanako rant though
>>36539884She looks more creepy than pretty here.
>>36541213I find these creepy depictions of her a lot hotter. It has something mystic and not Human to it. She feels more like a Goddess to me this way.
>>36541266Spooky frog, or friendly powerful snake?
I want to touch Kanako's butt.
>>36546229It's so big though
>>36545363Spooky Frog. It's kinda hot when she's creepy.
>>36539689about time this wonderful snake got some recognition again
>>36548835I bet Kanako's idea of a "reward" is a handshake and telling someone "good job."
>>36546319that just means there's more to touch
>>36539742woah look, that hog's riding another hog
>>36548856>>36548862Stoopid anti-bare mountain top rules
>>36548850Kanako is flabby! Tsuchinoko!
Hypothetically speaking, let's say I give Kanako-sama a friendly butt slap, how would she react?
>>36549164She's too skilled for your butt slap to land. After she blocked or dodged it you would be removed from the mountain.
>>36549164by crushing the bones in your hand into a fine powder, probably
>>36548850wow, Kanako should really try some core exercises or something
>>36549198>>36549208Hmm, I will accept my terrible fate. Sorry Kanako-sama.
>>36549261respectable, enjoy it while it lasts
I like Kanako but don't tell her that
>>36539689What is the troublemaker up to?
>>36539712MOUNTAINS OF FAITH
I just feel bad for Sanae, you know?Imagine how many times she's thought someone wanted to be friends with her, only for them to use her as a way to hang around the much cooler Kanako...
>>36565225Why not both? If you’re good friends with Sanae then that will only improve your standing with Kanako.
>>36565225But Sanae and Suwako are the only reasons people visit the Moriya shrine
>>36565225Does anyone actually go to the shrine to see Kanako? I doubt it
>>36576156you sure about that
>>36541266Glad I'm not alone. I'm pretty sure I could coom to this unused sprite of LW
Just think about how the average human in Gensokyo views Kanako. Compared to Sanae, Kanako must seem so unapproachable.
>>36580866Creepy Spooky Suwako is the best Suwako. Especially when she quickly changes between it and her friendly form.
>>36582559But Kanako is so sweet and kind! The issue is surely with the people visiting Moriya Shrine and nkt Kanako.
Kanako would be a great godmother.
>>36592717That's not impressive, nearly all the 2hus who aren't Human could be either a mother, grandmother or beyond.
>>36576699Mountains of Faith
>>36548835here we go again->>36548850No...
>>36576673I can't believe that Kanako is having sex right next to Sanae!
>>36610218I can't believe that Kanako is having sex!
>>36610218I can't believe Sanae isn't having sex!
>>36603816No? That should be a yes, Kanako is lovely! She has a goddess' body! Please don't make fun of it, it'll hurt her feelings.
>>36603816what, did you expect Kanako to NOT be a flabby old lady?
>>36610613No wonder she'll never get a man, who wants someone like that...
>>36610643I do, and I'll fight you for her
>>36612624and so, countless anons gathered to fight for Kanako's love... and in the end, only one remained standing...
>>36613887me, my dick and I dressed up like yuyu
>>36613887The old maids can't marrying each other, that has to be breaking the rules.
>>36613892nice tits, anon!
>>36613930yeah, they were taped on
Enjoying the ocean with Kanako.
>>36565225That's what happens when you think of human lives as nothing more than business transactions. It doesn't help that her shrine is halfway up a mountain filled with hostiles.
I know Kanako is a weirdo virgin, but I'd like to platonically hug her!
>>36633509That's a bad idea, she'd definitely misinterpret a friendly hug, and would start thinking there's mutual romantic interest.
>>36634261Kanako?Nah, you are overthinking this, I'm sure she just wants a good drinking buddy that doesn't mind her being a touchy feely kinda drunk.
>>36634261Just establish firmly that she's a good FRIEND of yours! She's your BEST FRIEND you can always confide with! You'll always think of her as a wonderful FRIEND
>>36634915Yeah, with repetition like that she'd think you were speaking in coded language that you wanted to be more than friends.
>>36634261Is there anyone in the world who would misinterpret a hug for romantic interest? a hug isn't something you do to signal attraction towards someone, you do it when you've already established an amorous connection (like mine with Kanako for example)
>>36641316>Is there anyone in the world who would misinterpret a hug for romantic interest?Lonely desperate awkward virgins
>>36634877I wish I had a touchy feely Kanako drinking buddy.
>>36642175No you don't
>>36645410I fucking do
>>36645410Her breasts alone probably weigh at least half this guy's weight.
>>36645410wtf is that art? disgusting
>>36641340looks like a Tsuchinoko
>>36641262It sounds like a misunderstanding you'd best clear up. Maybe head to the Moriya Shrine at night, when it's closed so there's more privacy and Kanako won't have to worry about being embarrassed. Then ask to head somewhere private where you can talk with her and just explain the situation, like maybe her bedroom or something.Then you should be able to clear things up!
>>36633509I'll hug her every night while I'm inside her
Is kanako the most approachable hag?
>>36657236more like "reproachable"
>>36663228Is this artist literally a kid? The bio suggests it. I'm asking because the idea of a kid drawing hentai is hilarious.
>>36645410I bet she's nice and warm. I might end up falling asleep if she hugged me.
>>36610218>I can't believe that Kanako is having sex right next to Sanae!Her fault. She pretended to be asleep.
>>36669092>Her fault.a surprisingly common thing said regarding KanakoWhy can't the Moriya shrine just chill out?
Would you bully Kanako for her overinflated sense of grandeur? What kind of virgin acts this mighty?
>>36674024Hell no, her social life may be pathetic, but she could still beat the tar out of me.
>>36674024I would never do anything but praise Kanako-sama, even in her less glamorous moments.
>>36674024I would praise her every day and seek help for various dating and relationship related issues so I could be ready when I confess to my one and true love.I would find it easier to talk to a fellow virgin, does this still count as bullying?
>>36674626As you can see here >>36635055, Kanako would not be helpful for any dating advice. Please don't be fooled by her facade.
>>36674024the strength of a woman is their virginity
>>36674441Hnnng sweaty snake makes my snake sweat.
>>36674441Kanako's flabby belly...
>>36681821needs to be groped
>>36674652I know, but talking to anyone is still better than nothing. Would it count as bullying?
>>36687429Venting your romance woes to a sexually frustrated hag virgin just seems a bit dangerous, be careful!
>>36693629Kanako isn't a virgin because I did sex with her
someone raped me while i was sleeping next to kanakp
>>36697284Look, you're a good friend for standing up for Kanako, but you don't need to lie.
>>36697981No I swear! She's really good too! She's the greatest sex haver I've ever been with!
>>36697976You can determine who it was easily.Did you have small bite marks on your dick or was it especially slimy?
>>36698137Sanae get off the computer, defending Kanako by pretending to be a boyfriend of hers is just weird.
>>36698186W-what? I'm not Sanae. She'd never go somewhere like this stupid. I'm just one of Kanako's lovers!
>>36698258Sanae doing her nightly internet message board patrols for Moriya is significantly more realistic and believable than Kanako going on a date, let alone having a boyfriend.
>>36698273Sanae Alice and Mokou are the three 2hus we know of that browse /jp/.
>>36698273Pffft whatever idiot. I'll enjoy my visits with Kanako even if you don't believe it. You know what they say, truth is stranger than fiction.
>>36698307Kasen sometimes posts to correct falsehoods she sees about her identity. And I see the bunbunmaru shilled a ton. And I see posts trying to explain why the green haired flower hag is actually super friendly and you should visit her. Reimu needs to cut the Internet in Gensokyo down.
>>36698307False statement. Mokou is a smelly bum who cannot even afford internets.
>>36698618She gets on the school computer when she visits Keine.
>>36698178no the person kept calling me kanako while stretching my anus
>>36698560So Kasen, Yuuka, Aya, Alice, Sanae and Mokou brows /jp/? I think that Yukari and Lunarians Propaganda Trolls are here sometimes too
>>36700115Did it feel good?
I want to sit in Kanako's lap
>>36714288Same. Just imagine how nice and comforting it would be.
I will fuck her and make her feel like she is 200 again
kanako won get over it
Kanako should start a daycare service. She looks like she'd be really good with kids!
you mean daycare for the elderly
>>36725603so that she could have friends
>>36725603No. A daycare for children!
>>36724525What kid would want to hang out with the hag when they could play with the shrine maiden everyone loves, or the funny frog girl?
>>36726439It would probably work more as some sort of preschool for the kids too young to be taught by Keine. Kanako could probably tell some cool stories to the kids to make them think she's really cool. The shrine maiden would probably get roped into it too, but she's usually doing work on the side. The frog girl is weird and up to no good.
>>36724525>>36725603Daycare for lolibabas!
>>36726912Mamange runs one of them.
Going bra shopping with Kanako-sama. Telling her "it looks good on you, Kanako-sama" every time she tries a bra.
>>36736141I'm surprised any fit her fat saggers.
>>36736141It goes without saying, don't you think?
Kanako intimidates me.Suwako unnerves me.Sanae... Sanae is okay I guess but she just seems to operate on a completely different wavelength, you know?How is anyone supposed to put their honest trust in the Moriya Shrine with a crew like that?
>>36764800>a completely different wavelength, you know?Did you just called Sanae stupid?
>>36764800You have to meet them in person. They're a good bunch. I always enjoy my visits.
>>36764800What's intimidating about a fat drunk hag
>>36768207she looks old
>>36764857she's a fat drunk hag strong enough to choke slam Suwako's ass
>>36768207very nice, and I have to say she doesn't look a day over 1500
>>36768207she looks young, not a day over 17
>>36774470t. washed up frog
>>36773812>>36774984And yet Suwako is more popular and beloved when she doesn't even make public appearances. Curious.
>>36768207Would 100% undress.
>>36768207Would 75% undress.
>>36768207Would 50% undress.
>>36777361some people have bad taste, simple as that
>>36777765Kanako wouldn't know how to use a computer, it has to be Sanae.Or this is Suwako samefagging
>>36777765Nice try but Kanako-sama wouldn't waste her time with punks like you.
I just want Kanako to hold me.
Kanako-sama is cool! Admit it!
Kanako is losing to whale tits
>>36778805Imagine being crushed by her Onbashira. Kanako-sama is really like a superhero.
>>36780041What about crushed by her fat butt? Because she is FAT
>>36779629I think those neuts have other ideas....O_O
>>36779629but Kanako could destroy her easily... unless she LIKES the newts crawling on her
>>36786184she really is wide
>>36786184>>36786795Lay off the drinks kanako
seasonally appropriate Kanako
>>36794365Kanako sweater! I want to wear it!
>>36794840And I want to smell it.
>>36794983Wearing Kanako's sweater! Immersing myself in Kanako's scent! Being in awe about how big it is!
>>36795106Then I coom.
>>36795106enjoy it while it lasts, she probably won't appreciate you taking her clothes, especially if you comment on how big they are
>>36803682They are big though!
>>36795106I bet Kanako smells nice
>>36806616Kanako's normal outfits and sweaters smell like a mixture of autumn scents, lavender, and early mornings on a mountain. It's relaxing, fresh, and smells very nice.Kanako's drinking outfit hasn't been washed in a while, and smells like beer, and faint sweat.
>>36610613She's a war goddess! Her being flabby is the sign of horrible eating habits and laziness!
>>36818744she chose to wage war on beer and cheeseburgers and frankly I'd say she's winning by miles
>>36806187she'll be able to fit into smaller clothes soon, this has just been her cheat millennia
>>36818744Gensokyo's peaceful, there's no need for a war goddess there
I want Kanako to slap my balls
>>36819873>Gensokyo's peacefulyeah right, nice try Kanako
>>36829005The kind of conflict in Gensokyo is the kind of conflict not fitting for a war goddess. So no wonder she's gotten so flabby
I wouldn't mind growing fat, lazy and old with Kanako.
>>36843176that's good to know, but Kanako has a pretty big head start on all 3 of those
>>36843176Kanako beat you to it though
>>36806646Both are good to me.
>>36844162>>36843304Why is everyone so rude to Kanako-sama, is it envy?
>>36852570What is there to envy about Kanako?
>>36852570It's envy, without a doubt. Don't worry though, Kanako is level-headed and doesn't let rude remarks- nevermind, she's distracting herself from the sadness with junk food again.
>>36853029Fun Facts from Suwako! Kanako is called a mountain goddess because she moves as fast and as often as one!
>>36853029well now I just want to comfort her, even gods of her status have feelings
>>36858228Do you think you can do a better job comforting her than those tubs of chocolate ice cream?
>>36859447well I can at the very least save her the trouble of standing up to go get more, besides if she's that affected by insults then hopefully she's equally affected by praise
>>36859737That's enabling her!
>>36859447Why can't she have both? I'd like to eat tubs of chocolate ice cream with Kanako.
>>36860442ok maybe, but it's worth it to make her happy
>>36860947It's only gonna make her happy for a short while. If you truly want to make her happy, restrict her, slowly, from these destructive behaviours. Your plan of praising her is a step in the right direction.
>>36863689Praising her just fuels her ego. "I am such a wonderful god, so a 3rd helping of ice cream is fine, I have a god's figure anyway, you'll agree it's great right?" is something she'd say, and you'd have to agree with her.You just can't win with such a proud goddess and her appetite.
>>36865335That may as well be true, this gluttonous goddess really knows no bounds.
I want to marry Kanako...
>>36878742You really don't want to marry a lazy egotistic goddess. Just imagine what your daily (eternal) life would be like with her.
>>36878818I get the feeling you are just trying to keep Kanako all to yourself.
>>36860517What if I want to eat the chocolate ice cream off Kanako....
>>36860517>>36879995Kanako doesn't share
>>36880057Can I at least hug Kanako while she eats?
>>36878742stand in line pal
>>36885617you have to earn that, contribute your own icecream and she'll consider it
>>36885617>>36889531It seems there will be plenty of Kanako to hug for everyone with all the ice cream she's eating...
>>36583287Why are her hands and feet bleeding?
>>36873790one day Kanako, one day you'll get the love you deserve
>>36878742Fuck u, fite me
>>36895071You need to stop this Yuyuko.
>>36880057I'll bring my own ice cream.
>>36896081good, Kanako was running out
>>36896106It would be rude not to bring her some as well
Murasa becomes playable = She rises 29 spots on the popularity pollKanako becomes playable = She rises 1 spot on the popularity pollSnek bros...... I don't feel so good..... *disintegrates*
>>36896572Being playable has nothing to do with it (see Youmu) it's the sick ass cape Murasa got.
>>36896572Hey nowMaybe it'll improve when the game actually comes out
>>36896106Maybe Kanako should try running some
>>36897308she's much too busy though, please consider all the important goddess business she has to attend to
>>36831335>The kind of conflict in Gensokyo is the kind of conflict not fitting for a war goddess. So no wonder she's gotten so flabbyWhy didn't she do anything when the Lunarians appeared in LoLK then?
>>36899582She's grown decadent and lazy and sent Sanae out to handle it
Come on Kanako, get up, do something, don't fall down. How will you ever get a man like this?
Lounge singer Kanako
Kanako-sama, aaah AAAAAH!
>>36907105Stop touching yourself.
I just want to take Kanako out for a nice dinner, get her liquored up, and then fall asleep in bed with her.
>>36913243You better be ready to supply an army's worth of liquor if you actually want her to fell asleep next to you and not rape you until dawn.
>>36913243I think we all want that deep down
>>36919880That doesn't sound so bad honestly
>>36913243anon... Kanako has built the habit of snuggling up to one of her onbashira as a sort of body pillow. A frail human body might not be ready for how hard she's used to squeezing what she cuddles with...
>>36919880Shit, I was going to take it slow, but I wouldn't refuse.>>36924949I'm willing to take that risk.
>>36913243I can't imagine how expensive that bill will be. The alcohol, all the food...
>>36828437Me too, anon
I'm thinking of Kanako's belly...
I want to discover just how ticklish Kanako is when she reflexively backhands me through a wall by accident!
>>36933865Kanako has the strength of Yuuka, with the dorkiness and bullyability of Chimata. Tickle Kanako!
>>36933829What about it anon?
>>36934040It's soft, squishy, befitting of a lazing goddess! I wanna grab it!
>>36934066You made me want to touch it
>>36934101Kanako lying on the couch! Kanako's eyes closed! Sneaking up on Kanako! Her knowing you're there but she still pretends to be asleep because she thinks it will be like one of Sanae's doujins where you grab her breasts and eventually make her lose her virginity finally! Grabbing Kanako's belly instead! When she's flustered and asks why you didn't grope her breasts, telling her that her belly is the softest part of her and best to touch!
>>36934129Her embarrassed face once you told her that would be beyond priceless
Visiting the Moriya Shrine and seeing Kanako's noble, soft form!Rubbing Kanako's belly for good luck!Kanako declining to correct you on just how far off you are with your religious customs out of embarrassment and because it still counted as a bit of faith!Dooming Kanako to be mocked in private by Suwako and Sanae via more belly rubs!
>>36934166That's a wonderful scenario!
>>36934166My lovely tsuchinoko god...
>>36934166Kanako is nearly crying every time you come to worship her now.Getting Kanako to allow rubbing sessions privately in her bedroom.Kanako going along with it just to stop the public embarrassmentSanae and Suwako regularly "accidentally" walk in on your belly rub session.
>>36934771This is starting to make me feel really bad. I want to tease Kanako, I don't want Kanako to be miserable. Maybe it's time to stop bugging the Moriya Shrine
>>36934166I wish to rub herbaby bump.
>>36539689this is my favourite Kanako pieceI saved it and look at it oftenplease tell me what you think of it, hope you enjoy it
>>36936178Her facial expression is cute. However, I don't feel as if her dress befits her. Too Jessica Rabbit-esque.Here's mine. Not much of a Kanako guy but I am a Kanakp guy.
>>36936357understandably. I like that the religious mirror supposed to be on the chest is preserved on the shoes thoughyour pic is cute too, I will save ithere's another contribution, but I don't have much Kanako
>>36936404>I like that the religious mirror supposed to be on the chest is preserved on the shoes thoughThat was a nice touch, I didn't even notice till you told me. I don't have terribly much Kanako either, and most of what I have is her in association with Suwako.
>>36936422there is this one too, but it is intimidating. Like her music! I love her musicDo you know what the mirror is called? I remember seeing ones like that in a kung-fu movie but I can't recall which one
>>36936450I don't know what the mirror is called, sorry.
>>36936552I might look on the internet if I'm curious enough
>>36645410Could be bigger...
Still waiting for the best Kanako doujin to get translated it's the best because no Sanae or Suwako to ruin ithttps://nhentai.net/g/191264/
>>36946729Get that filth out of here. Fucking disgusting
>>36947332Shut up Sanae
>>36947359That doesn't even make sense. You're trash and I refuse to let these threads get to the state of Yuuka's.
>>36947397keep fighting the good fight anon
>>36946729Worst doujinBest one is where she gets pregnant
>>36947397Good on you.
>>36947397I respect this anon greatly>>36946729I wish the shit I just took could have been on this anon's keyboard
>>36906863Woah this is actually really nice
>>36952259I still don't understand
>>36952259understand what? the consequences of bad dietary choices?
You people all bully Kanako too much. She is still a great business woman, a cunning tactician, and a mighty god! She could negotiate, scheme, and make plans so that you would HAVE to date her!
>>36952259I understand! I think...no, I do not!
Fun Fact: She's credited with the birth of 19 other gods. So she's probably had more sex than your grandma.BTW, anon, your grandma probably had more sex than you.
>>36962514>>36965465lmao, she's a virgin and everyone can tell.
>>36889588It looks like "the saint was crucified"
>>36952259I understand that she makes me feel funny...
I think Kanako would have really cute kids if she could ever get a man.
>>36936044>>36935064I want to rub her cute feet!
>>36979808pero pero pero pero
>>36979808i want her to punish my anus with her fat toe
>>36979808What's so cute about them?
>>36979808Ew, hag feet
>>36979246I want Kanako many cute kids.
>>36720816This is the strangest piece of art I've seen, I genuinely don't get it.
>>36992250Koolaid man smashed his pitcher of koolaid on Kanako's head, knocking her to the ground. There's a lot of red due to the Koolaid, but there's probably blood too.
>>36565225"Yes, Kanako-sama, we should definitely do something about that. In fact I have a plan that I think you'll... excuse me a second, I need to relieve myself again. Sanae, come over here."whap whap whap whap WHAP WHAP WHAP SPLURT SPLURT GLOP SPLORCH splurt splurt... splurt..."Whew. Anyway, so as I was saying, I've got this plan..."
>>36996737This is a lot hotter than it should be
I'm saving myself for Kanako.
>>37003235I'd say she's saving herself for you too, but let's be real. Kanako couldn't get any action if she tried.
I'm getting really tired of the virgin joke
>>37003672It's ok kanako you can become mother of multiple cats if you want sex is overrated anyway
>>37003695>>37003809Is this fun to you?
>>37003854In a cosmic sort of way, yes
I wish I worked at a restaurant in Gensokyo so Kanako could be rude as fuck to me.
>>37003884Just call Sanae over to deal with the drunk hag.
Imagine how many times sanae had sex with all kinds of men in the shrine when kanako just was sitting in her room listening to it and being jealous
>>37003884The way this series draws Kanako is so pretty...
>>37003884All you have to do is have the worlds shittiest alcoholKanako did nothing wrong
>>36996737This is my dream
>>37003902>had sex withwas whored out to, you mean?I'm sure Kanako listened and laughed while she counted out all the donations she got one exchange.
kanako told me its okay to have a small penis
>>37006752Did she tell you where you should have it?
>>37006752She's really that desperate
>>37006737Wow I feel kinda sad for sanae having such shit moms
I'm getting really tired of this whole, not having a loser hag girlfriend, thing. Where can I get a Kanako for myself?
>>37006851Kanako-sama is not a loser hag!
>>37006976Kanako-sama is a loser hag, and I love her very much.
Kanako is so big and tall! I want to climb Kanako!
>>37009455Kanako is massive at 179cm tall.
I love kanako!
All I want is to help Kanako cause an incident, and then have the tar beaten out of me by Reimu. Is that REALLY so much to ask?