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holy fuck, again?
>>35797978At any rate don't worry about it
This thread is just going to keep haunting me.
>>35797988Did not mean to use the spoiler tag there but whatever
>>35797991haunting you say?
>>35797972Just replying to absolve myself of this. It's my commission, but I have zero fucking clue why he keeps posting it.
>>35798049creaking old zombie who eventually turns into a sleek, wight AI waifu
>>35798064Ah, yes, perfection.
>>35798064>hates all organics>expect you>Ya gotta hug her when you go out or she will try to eliminate those fleshies>is older than your entire planet>if you mention her age, you will be milked until you run dry and then some
>>35798082With your help of course
>>35798053Are you sure it's not just different anons reusing it to shitpost?
>>35798053I made >>34808820 and I'm also perplexed about the later ones.
>>35798169I see. >>35798154Previous reply seems to confirm it.
>>35797978To be fair, bullying KDF's daughteru is the most heinous crime one could commit.
fat bug thighs
>>35798258how the fuck does she get out of bed without magic?
Look what you've done! How are you gonna make it up to her?
I will never lose to monster pussy. My mind is an incorruptible fortress of willpower!
>>35798320Palm her skull through her hair
>>35798329>loses to a kobold milf grabbing him, putting him in her lap, petting him and calling him a good boy
Fallen angels are for bullying.
>>35798320Why is she sad? Did she get portrayed as turbo-hitler by another low quality fanfic?
>>35797492>They quickly disrobe you and the mob moves in as they inspect you and talk among themselves.>"So it's just a normal looking penis after-all">"He's not even hard yet, come on, get erect. I want to see how big it will get">"His balls just feel so good to play with.">"Can they really sniff out fertility? Is he looking at me?">"I wonder if nutritional nectar really comes from their nipples if you suck them."
>>35798320handholding, fingers interlocked while rubbing
>>35798224>"Uh, good morning Anon. I was wondering if you happened to have any... free time today."
>>35798272I don't think she can>Age: 3984This succubus is older than some pharaohs!Mel is ANCIENT!
>>35798398damn near biblcal hag
>>35798362Incubus aren't monsterboys
>>35798258She is so cute. Wish to cuddle with her everyday.>>35798272I help her out!>>35798398She is young in her own way.
>>35798398>>35798258how much do those tits weigh?
>>35798388I always time for my friend who is a boy and isn't totally a girl
>>35798362Now skip to the part where the human hags try to get their hands on some of his thick incubus cum but find out that their inferior human bodies simply can’t get him off
>the nun/incubus monsterboy faggots are backYikes
Throatsinging intensifies on the open plains.
>aruji=Lord>dono=Lord>aruji-dono=Lord-lordAre kunoichi okay?
>>35798510Not enough muscle definition so no
>>35798494Does the loch ness monster play a bagpipe?
what monsters do I summon by playing a banjo?
>>35798552Yes, but she don't play for free. Her fee is about tree-fiddy.>>35798565Swamp Sahus
>>35798486Literally nobody is talking about monsterboys, schizo
>>35798580You want a söyjak to go with that buzzword sir?
>>35798616That anon was literally just talking about a normal incubus getting swarmed by human nuns, nobody was talking about “monsterboys”. Making up shit to be dramatic and angry does in fact, make you a schizo
>>35798678Not that anon but>Talking more about incubi dicks and their cum levels than actual monstergirls>Emphasizing the "humanness" of the nuns despite the fact that incubi are just human men with monster wivesNo amount of calling people schizos is going to change the fact that you aren't actually talking about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread and instead are talking about incubi penises for whatever reason.
>>35798064I want an automaton to ventilate me
>>35798064its the fucking razor automaton
>>35798388>>35798617Wriggle is a monster girl now? I thought she was a kemomimi.
>>35798796For a while people thought she was a boy
>>35798796*Kemonomimi>>35798817I know :)
>old MG artists that no longer draw mgs
>>35798895>follow an artist for their cute mg art>they start uploading nothing but repulsive fetish art of generic flavour of the week anime and gacha girls
>>35798510Somewhat related topic, how do I convince this Ochimusha who's following me that I am not her lord? Everytime I tell her that I am a common man no better than any other, she squirms, blushes and compliments my humble magnanimity.
>>35798964Challenge her to a duel. Loser serves the winner or the other way around if you're into that sort of thing
>>35798964Show her your family tree and point out none of your ancestors were nobles.
There is no such thing as misandry or sexism. Nearly everything in our civilization was built by Jaguar Warriors. Therefore any "rights" given to sacrifices are not rights but privileges. Therefore there is no sexism against sacrifices and no one can infringe on the rights of sacrifices because sacrifices have no rights anyway. Misandry doesnt exist either, for misandry to exist you would have to prove sacrifices are Jaguar Warriors and not just beings that exist to rape, impregnate you and look after your home. Slapping a sacrifice because you arrived home 5 minutes ago and he isnt already breeding you is as misandric as slapping mosquitos.
>>35798980She refused to raise a hand against me>>35799006She said it is refreshing to see a noble who does not overcompensate by tracing their lineage back to the gods.I don't think there's a way out of this.
>>35797972Friendly reminder that I am not addicted and can quit anytime.
>>35799071There is no way, once and Ochi says you are her aruji-dono you are that forever.
>>35798361Worse, she was portrayed as a poser permavirgin with a daki collection.
>>35799071>She said it is refreshing to see a noble who does not overcompensate by tracing their lineage back to the gods.Also point out that if you have no noble lineage, then the only way you can be a noble is if the monarch makes you one, which hasn't happened, especially if you live in a country that's not a monarchy.
>>35799115>>35799115but isn't that true?
>>35798936There are many monster girl anime girls and gacha girls.
>>35798320I'm not...nor do i care about that flying overused trash
>>35798320ALL I SAID WAS HI
>>35798320since it's just aqua in disguise, bully more
>>35798789No, it's a Monster (c) energy automaton
>>35799166I hate gacha
>>35799302>opens a can of monster energy>"Ah, they don't make CPUs like me like they used
>>35799320I like the character designs in the gacha in Azure Lane, but the gameplay is dogshit.
Can I get an automaton that doubles as my PC? I want to play games and shitpost while I’m making babies with my waifu. Then my daughterus will take the form of portable gaming systems!
How do you treat a squirrel with mofu deficiency?
>>35799166The point is that they just chase trends for clout
>My arm is still sore a week after getting back into the gymNeed a lactating pharaoh's milk to get me back to full health
>>35799355Still better than KusoColle.https://youtu.be/VC9ByAWsIo0
If you didn't want to be raped by BEEG you shouldn't dress like you are begging for it
>>35799626Too late. You overused that word to the death
>>35799632How about You shut up?
>>35799640He's not wrong, y'know
>>35799640No. It's annoying as shit.
>be married to a lilim>two of her sisters pay her a surprise visit>you hide behind your wife and try to sneak away slowly out of shyness and fear of embarrassing her>the two lilims find that utterly adorable
>>35799692>>35799700Samefagging doesn't do You any favors, You know.
I want to hang out with a snake.
>go on 4monster>find the largest thread>its how to get a bf>reply to it, "I can be your bf just give me a reason why you?" and sent photo of my body without your face>look at the replies
Man you learn everything everyday. I didn't know Hachisaku was a creation of the internet and I did see her depicted in manga once a while
>>35799713god I want to be bullied by smug and powerful lims
>>35798100What happens if I ask about the silent queen?
>>35799784that branch is going to snap from all that weight.
Are succubi capable of birthing human children? They are supposed to be able to cater to a man's desires, so he may as well turn her away if his greatest desire is for her to give him a proper heir.
>>35799950what's improper about an incubi heir
>>35799950>Are succubi capable of birthing human children?No, but Soon(tm)
>>35799604Christ that's shit, no wonder I never played Kancolle.
This is a reminder to all jubjub husbands: withholding sexual activity from your wife for more than 120 seconds at a time is considered a crime.
>>35800080thank god my wife ain't a jubjub
>>35799962What if the rewritten contract clearly stated in no uncertain terms that the child must be a human male that is unmistakably his biological son who can legally inherit his title and properties?How a rewritten contract might happen is he tells her "Look! Over there!" and while she is distracted he switches the one she gave with the new one he already prepared without her noticing the difference until after they've both signed it.
>>35800148what's improper about an incubi heir that is unmistakably his biological son who can legally inherit his title and properties
>>35799962Father/Son double teaming may be looked down upon this thread
35800188jesus please help this man
>>35800188what if son turns into an alp
>make shelter in an abandoned house>realize too late that it’s haunted by a ghost>not too bad because the two of you end up becoming a couple>can’t help but notice that as you slowly become an incubus that you’re looking a lot younger>like really younger>and shorter>ask her what exactly her cause of death was>executed for being a shotacon enthusiast Always remember to ask about her “ideal man” before wifing up a monster
>>35800222trips of truth, and also that sounds very hot, is the ghost extra buxom as well like?
>>35800148Incubi are human males. Are you new?
>>35800286No they are not. Different species.
>>35800299Oh okay you're one of those. It's fine to make stuff up but don't claim your headcanon is official please.
>>35800318>canonLiterally no one in these threads gives a fuck about canon.
wats going on?
>>35799713Better hope they're not single.
>>35800371/tg/ and vtumours leaking again probably
>>35800280the milfs are most dangerous monsters by far
>>35800394>/tg/It's been dead for long, long time now. I don't get it why people still think the muh teegee boogeyman is still real.
>>35800418Because they come here instead of there.
>>35800426>what is trollingI'm sure it's a conspiracy by /tg/ to destroy these threads because... uh... Sometimes it feels like the same people shitpost and then play victim and complain
>How to deal with depressed fallen angelssuck on their nipples
>>35800472No need for conspiracy when it can be explained by regular retardation.
>>35800415>when the milfy dark mage says she likes “short guys”You just know
>>35800821Nobody likes short guys
>>35800260>>35800415Haha imagine if she sat on your lap and clenched her buttcheeks on your dick, reducing (You) to a drooling moaning mess wouldn’t that be awful haha
>>35800603Never EVER suck a celestial being’s nipples
>>35800933nobody likes you too
>>35799632Wait a second, that's not me. I am the one You accused before.
>>35800933sounds like bullshitI love both short and tall woment. average 6 feet dude
>>35801221It's not the same for women and men
>>35801039I want to be forced to perform cunnilingus please god
>>35801266my innocent eyes weren't ready to see this...
>>35801266GOD SIR, THIS IS A CHRISTAN MONSTER FORUM FOR THOSE OF STRONG FAITH, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE YOUR DENEGERATE TASTES WOULD BE ACCEPTED
>>35801266What was it that poor Lich-chan subscribed for?
>>35800603this is also a good alternative>>35801039
>>35801355what does angel pussy taste like?
>>35801396Disgusting, Hellwan pussy is the food of the gods.
>>35801452>>35801454who should I trust?
>>35801390What if I like underwater MGs but don’t like seafood?
>>35801484then I call you a pussy
>>35801475Only one way to find out. First one to make anon cream his pants while riding his face wins.
>>35801494I don't trust memecats
>>35801537thats one fluffy sister, did she use the shampoo and conditioner I brought from zipangu, I think it was called "MOFU MOFU
>>35801475Not the gods, not man woman or beast, only steel can you trust.
>>35801555Trips and so eat out a robutt?
I still like the idea of a hakutaku engineerLike sure thats gremlins thing, but i just like the idea of teacher cow putting her smarts to making stuff
>>35801577you know those who can't do, teach. Right, anon?
>>35801577they're great for just about any vocation. think my favorite is still mma haku though
>>35801555>only steel can you trustOkay.
>>35801587Are you saying hakus would be incompetent at any other job?
>>35801508Why not? Memecats only want to see you smile.
>>35801614maybe I am
>>35801454damn, fiship never fails with her art
>>35801619last time I trusted one, I was thrown as monster bait for very desperate CCs that she pissed off
>>35801604Is that Jalter? She would definetly make a good holstaur
>>35801650I am rude, nude and lubed
>>35801649Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>35801675I lost my favorite tracksuit that day
>>35798936I love more than having to scroll through a billion photos of food and gacha rolls.
>>35801691That is something I also hate
Archive is fucking with meAnyone have LN's dragon knight?
Be the cool knight guy!Protect your squishy dark mage companion!
>>35801788Keeping her squishy with my cooking.
>>35801774you wish your wife was this cool
I drew this succ, and she looks nice, so I thought I'll share. Hope You will enjoy.
Bickering facial feature monsters
>>35801902>that sentencewat are you, ET?
>>35801891Kek, she wasn't supposed to be an alp, but the model I used has really broad shoulders.
>>35799033>Slapping a sacrifice because you arrived home 5 minutes ago and he isnt already breeding you is as misandric as slapping mosquitos.I mean, imagine having a wife with an ass like that and a delicious warrior body and not breeding her on sight, she has a point.
>>35801929read the sentence out loud, it makes you sound like an alien or a sciensitst of som sort
>>35798895Out of the old ones from these threads>lessDraws angels and non-mge girls still>mariPops out a lilim or browser once in a blue moon, tied up by industry work>monorusWorking on his game, not monster girl related but the main girl is cute>mythril Vanished>loenStill draws monster girls but doesn't draw as often>crayon Gone but not forgotten
>"Heaven's net is wide, but lets nothing through"
>>35802065What about Melon?
>>35802121is that why a lovely woman like you is still single at your age?
>>35802065>lessThe one thing I remember from less is he drew an anatomically correct futa Cait sith
>>35802135why are you pointing me to your crotch, does it itch?
I miss greenworm Anon, haven't seen him post anything in a while.
>>35802166Shes trying to look wise
>>35802167Yep she wants you to scratch it with your tongue
>>35802238but my tongue isn't a finger!?!
Anyone has a request for what can I draw? I don't have an idea myself.
>>35802278big monster sitting an anon on her lap,patting his head and calling him a good boy
>>35802278Umi osho enjoying a coconut
>>35802278The biggest titties you can.
>>35802174He mostly posts pictures on Twitter, but definitely still comes here.>>35802278Buff Minotaur mom giving a piggyback ride to her little daughter.
>>35802278A dragon reading notes on how to dragon
>>35802324why? is she a dork?
>>35802292>>35802311I can do both of those in one.>>35802308This sounds cute too.
>>35802278draw a cute demon plz.
>>35802336>I can do both of those in one.Perfect.
>>35802322Sounds cute, but idk if I'll manage. Also - I need to get some platform myself. Some people do enjoy my sketches. >>35802324I'll try that, might be fun. >>35802335>>35802346I'll see if I'll manage. Okay that's enough ideas for now. Thank You a lot
>>35802122Melon still does mge stuff very regularly but mostly as commissions>>35802158There's galleries of his old stuff on sadpanda but I don't think it's all of it.
very practical slime coolant
>>35801055God, I wish that were me.
>>35802439I feel you
>>35802429We need more cuddling with monster girls
>>35802388>idk if I'll manageNo worries, I appreciate that you consider it but can understand if it doesn't work out.
>>35802494Very small big Rin.
>>35802567sorry, give me a sec
>>35802522The Struggle Snuggler can't be stopped
>>35802278Big Hellhound with a black or white top that shows of her abs that reads "security" written on the part above her breasts asking if you want to touch her abs.
which monsters would be sword nerds?
How do you think it feels to cuddle with a Jinko, a Minotaur and a Hellhound respectively? Which one would make you feel the safest.
>>35802773none of them would make you feel safe cause they will molest you, a holst won't
>>35802770She is such a cutepie. I don't get why people afraid of her. (in her anime)>>35802773Mino and hellhound would hug you the strongest but hellhound would also molest your body.Jinko would try to hug you with the least amount of strength but still making sure you won't be able to escape her.Your wife will make you feel the safest.>>35802794I have a big need for that choco cow.
>>35802814Bro, it's ALL psychopath yanderesBut here https://mangadex.org/title/7f1c253d-9557-4abc-b30b-929d7d8db45e
>Marry dormouse>Wake up everyday to dormouse waifu cuddling you10 years later>Wake up everyday to a half-dozen dormice cuddling you, including your waifu20 years later>Wake up everyday to fifty dormice cuddling you, including your waifu
>>35802832This looks nice
>>35802166Heaven brings forth innumerable gifts to nurture man.Man has nothing good with which to recompense heaven.Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
>>35803092I'm liking it so far. Like I can headcanon some Solopipb doujin with that premise.Or like that kills my thirst for Solopipb doujins since doujins are mostly gone after corona
>>35797972Mere female lizard.
>>35797972>You're a mofu virgin?
>>35803248Yes, why is that a probelm?
>>35803257It means you have no resistance.
>>35803248Nope, fully blown addict.
>>35801396like the finest flesh, savory and clean- and also a hint of vanillathough I've heard other people report fruity accents, so it's possible that's a synesthetic artefact particular to the individual
>>35803380He has sacrificed himself.
>>35803122Yeah, solopipb, regura, etc, I like them because their monsters are, well, more monstruous and there's still some kind of danger (either physical or mental) attached to them.
>>35803406Really digging Ran with long hair.
>>35803463>"He likes it!"
Treating your tough, intimidating wife like a pretty princess and calling her cute is wonderful, but you can also do the opposite and admire how strong and badass your petite wife is. It's possible she really is way stronger than her looks suggest, so make clear how impressive her displays of strength are to you.
>>35803248i really dont like that face she makes
>>3580352311 tails, duude.
So since nobody here asked for or wanted a moral dilemma questions, I'm gonna throw one at you all.You're approached by a lilim (she's already married to someone else, so don't get any ideas) and are presented with a proposal. Option A:>You'll be whisked away to a modern, MGE world.>You'll be united with the monster girl(s) of your dreams. >You'll be able to freely travel between worlds>The portal will work exclusively for you>Everyone else will be denied access to the other world>Normies won't know what happened by monster girl lover communities will loathe you for your decision>Likewise, human boy lover communities on the other side will loathe you if they find out who you areWith this option, you're guaranteeing your true love, but denying everyone else's. Option B:>You'll be denied your true love with your waifu>Your waifu will not exist. >You will be matched up with one monster girl, and she'll be of a species you detest>The relationship may work, but you'll be occasionally reminded of what could have been>By some divine intervention, any attempts for you to hookup with another girl monster or human will always fail>However, the portals will work for everyone>Most everyone else will be finding the true loves of their dreams>Everyone will praise you for your decision With this option, you're forever denying your true love, but everyone else, especially those around you, will be exceptionally happy.
>>35803662dumb and pointless effort, my dude.
>>35803662Monstergirl love is for everyone, none of this cringe 'choose one' shit matters.
>>35803662I walk past her without a word, as speaking to a married woman is a mortal sin. For my faithfulness and honor I will be rewarded with the chance to eternally worship and start a family with a cute angel. All good boys are awarded this opportunity.
>>35803662Not reading this.
>>35803691You say that, but no one here is fucking monster girls.
>>35803710Nobody answered your cringe question either
>>35803662Easy. Option B. I like all species so there's not really any negative
>>35803751funny, I was about to say the same thing to you
>>35803662Cool post, not reading.
35803662I have a feeling this has been already done and also go fuck yourself
>>35802832>Best girl is on it
>>35803661holy shit, a hag beyond time
>>35803801straight up, I would be taken by such a lady cause young me always wanted a friend to talk to
>>35803662Atoo many fags in these threads for my liking including you. my salamander wife is worth all the hate ill get
>>35803662I would call off her bluff, monster love is for everyone, she aint no MGE Lilim.
>>35803662>reward the one that denies happiness to billions>punish the one with empathy for othersThe answer is not to pick anything because this is clearly not an MGE Lilim and for all you know you're getting bamboozled and sent to ilteral hell if you pick A.
>>35803662I fucj her and cuck her limpdicked husband
>>35799603That squirrel has an undersized tail. She needs some stretching and pulling on it since squirrel tails should be at least taller than the girl.
>>35799626he is literally wearing normal clothes, what the hell do monter girls qualifies as "begging for it"
>>35799603You unironically sound obsessed
>>35803875No skin should be shown to monsters, you need to show only your eyes for they are wild animals that aroused by the slightest hint of a man
Moral dilemma incoming anonsOption A: hug the yeti and be the big spoonOption B: hug the yeti and be the small spoon
>>35803936Hug the Yeti and give her a spoon(ful of ice cream)
>>35803936Neither, I’m shy
>>35803936A is for small Yeti, B for big Yeti.I pick B.
>>35803936give me both
>>35803950What if I hammer both options?
>>35803958You get two Yetis, one big and one small.
>>35803968I'm OK with this. Is the smol yeti just a loli or short?
>>35803813Suits me just fine. I love hags.
>>35803987Short hair is dangerous.
>>35803973Whichever you prefer. She can even be a shortstack if you want.
>>35803987>>35803997Hags are good, short hair is goodKanako is best hag cause of this
>>35804003Lets go with that one. Need some meat on the shorty to complement the beefy biggie. >>35804011It also means we may see the rare, tomboy hag.
>>35804016say what? TOMBOY HAG. explain yourself
>>35803936I want to be the little spoon
>>35804027Tell me Anon.What happens when a tomboy doesn't get a husbando and achieves cakedom? Tomboy hags.
>>35804039The virgin soccermom
>>35801266>lich wife is normally deadpan>the only time you've ever seen her mouth open is when she sees a couple holding hands
>>35801494These fucking cats must be stopped
>>35804080I embrace unlimited snuggle works
>>35804039>"Hahah yeah, Anon. Let's go start an incident bro!"
>>35804080Is this wise?
>>35804088I would so do it to mess with reimu
>>35804102If your goal is to be a warm, mindbroken mess on the streets of Winterstown, it's a very wise idea
>>35801658Jeanne maybe, but Alter? Nope. I'm not actually sure what MG she would be, even with the dragon witch motif.
>>35804332Either a Dragon or a Wight, in my opinion.
>>35804349why not both?
>>35804319I hope that's not supposed to be a wedding dress, wearing a dress with exposed shoulders at your wedding is remarkably classless.
>>35804332The Jeannes would be Valkyries or Angels. You get the holy/unholy motif, the deep religious connection, and the ability to be a herald/figurehead. People doing 'but dragon though' aren't thinking about the character. If anything, the Seibahs would be Dragons due to having actual Dragon Cores.
>>35804364Isn't that just a zombie dragon? Or can those ascend to dragon wight?
>>35804378all zombies can ascend to wighthood
>>35804369NGL if someones calling themselves the dragon witch, i expect to see some motherfucking dragonI mean, fate associates saberfaces worth lions just as much as dragons
>>35803860The only correct option for this sick lilim
>>35804397Dragon witch would have more emphasis on the witch as she summons dragons.If anything she'd be a dark mage with dragon servants. Lions get associated as its the 'king of the beasts' and she's a king. Especially when you get into the European kings in the medieval era (IE: Richard the Lionheart) where its used to describe the courageous.
Tiny onahole monsters like dwarves and fairies have the tightest pussies in existence. How can fat old hags even compete?
>>35804369Yeah, that's why I disregarded the dragon witch thing, which doesn't even get referenced much outside of the 100 years war and one of her skills.Dark Valkyrie makes the most sense in everything except personality. She's definitely not going to kneel down and treat you like a lord.
>>35804420You can stick Tsun on any species and it will stick, even if its Angel/Dark Valk so its close enough to stick. Now, Dark mage could maybe stick with dragon theming but she's as much a curse user as she is a physical fighter.
>>35804415I say why not both?Dark dragon mage
>>35804332Dragon Witch. Summer Version is obsessed with having draconic powers so...>>35804369The point is that Alter is heavily modified by Gilles... and Fate’s dragons are creatures born out of greed with power over sins, and she was built to be a witch filled with hatred to the core.
ilegal mofu mining
>>35804213>>35804228I want to see a chunni virgin ancient evil square off with an equally chunni virgin paladin
>>35799128Of course it is, her bedroom is nothing but young adult love stories and body pillows, Chief Goddess save whatever poor hero mistakenly stumbles into it on their way to the throne room for their fight. For if they laid eyes upon the spectacle, Druella wouldn't let them leave.
>>35804473What kind of mofu would be stuck in rocks underground?
>>35804486they're going to fight for the last table at applebees and end up sitting together
>>35804466I love that my favorite character is an OC donut steel born from the mad ravings of a murderous pedophile. "FUCK YOU! IF I CAN'T MAKE JEANNE D'ARC EVIL I'LL MAKE MY OWN JEANNE D'ARC! WITH BLACK JACK AND HOOKERS!" And that's why Gilles is truly an mvp.
>Seconds away from hitting send on an anubis beast/scat commission>Orgasmed before I clicked Send>Immediately lost all interestHaha, thanks wiener for saving me my money and my dignity. Now I'm gonna go delete that prompt and pretend I didn't spend 20 minutes writing it out and gathering references.
>>35804525The funny thing is that she's actually closer in personality to the historical Jeanne D'Arc in many ways.
>>35804466>>35804446Summer is....a summer servant with all it entails. But I still feel that making her a dragon just feels like a step too far into it. And she's basically made to be a vengeful version of Jeanne that doesn't exist. Almost an opposite/dark mirror. And 'vanilla' Jeanne wouldn't be a dragon so that's why it feels off to slap a dragon onto her, hence the Dark Valk/Valk or Dark Angel/Angel comparisons.>>35804525The man knew what he wanted and he made it. Something we can all strive for. just with less child murder. >>35804533Girl loved her cannons.
>>35804541Welcome to /mgt/, Newfriend
Congrats, you got isekai'd to MGE, however, you ended up as a toddler in the middle of wilderness. Fortunately a monster couple found you and decided to adopt you. They already have a biological daughter. So, would you boink your sister when you are old enough?https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>>35804533>>35804548Having to follow the rules was the only thing stopping her from bombarding everything on the spot. She even planned to bless a plane filled with explosives at one point in Apocrypha, while in Extella she notes using cannons is addictive to her, and her materials note she has capacity to bomb people using her flag as a Rod of God.
>>35804564Its hilarious when you get down to it.Normal Jeanne is a huge weirdo that WILL result to high caliber death when needed.
Will a dragon trade all of her gold for my virginity?
>>35804589No.Why pay for it when she can simply take it?
>>35804577Alter did say the normal was the crazy one in multiple occasions. It's impressive she is the one that became a Berserker unlike the other
>>35804516I dont know havn't been able to get (you)'s all day so I just stringed three random words together in deperation
>>35804611Oh, I'm aware. And Extella Link Jannu does have that bits.I also don't think that Jeanne would qualify as she never went truly mad. She does qualify for Saber, weirdly enough.
>>35804473I can't get a new GPU because of all the Mofucoin mining.
>>35804635you can, if you let the old tanuki from work molest you
>>35804529>>35804551You're the new one here, fuck off back to /trash/ with the rest of the human garbage
>>35804559>roperI mean, I’m kinda into it? I guess?
>>35804611The doujin trope of Alter being an awkward virgin while regular Jeanne is a fucking nympho makes way too much sense now. Crazy is as crazy does. Also, brocon.God damn they are the best girls.
>>35804520>take your wife out for a fancy meal at Applebees>some nerd and a dork are fighting for the last seat at the bar>your delicious 3 course meal for $11.99 is ruined when they start fucking on the bar
>>35804656Alter, for everything she is, is very honest, along with having that sister complex and can't handle being on the backfoot. Jeanne seems like a nice, sweet girl until you start digging and find the crazy that lurks beneath. She relishes her powers as an oneesan and will use them to get (you)
>>35804682Damn, I like jeanne better now
>>35804700Outside of the mess that is Apoc, Jeanne can be fairly interesting when they actually do things with her.
>>35804748She's gonna have to do much better than a 2080Ti to capture me
>>35804803She could capture me for a small loan. The price of a pack of Ramen.
>>35804748>>35804803>>35804815am in the mood to draw some compensated dating of a milf tanuki, what are some good scenarios?
>>35804833Young anon being taught the skills of a confidence man in exchange for providing service to his mama san.
>>35804833She buys him cute expensive clothes as a gift
Oh, no! A rata has gotten her hands on your scrapped love letters and few diary entries about the monster you like. She is gonna make them all public.How would the target monster react?
>>35804896>the monster you likeWhich one?
>>35804896Rata will be going in the Squirrel Box before she can leak anything
The one you have the biggest crush on.
>>35804924Meant to reply to >>35804903
>>35804896jokes on her, they're all about her
>>35804858>>35804864Can I get a bit more lewd scenarios please?
I just wanna marry a liver eating fox, is that too much to ask?
>>35804931I just want to mark that fluffy tail with my jizz.
>>35804559>dark mageYes I would
>>35804924She celebrates by shoving me in the cage and raping me in front of a crowd to show off
>>35805000ceo nuki ravishing anon on every corner of her office and then multiple spots in her building
>>35805032yes, that's in love poem #4 next to the nut pun and the amount of children I want
>>35805000nuki and anon holding hands at a business mixer
>>35805000Forcing anon to eat her out under the table while having a business meeting
You've been invited to a tea party in Wonderland by a Mad Hatter. Theres going to be a lot of people there, primarily monsters, but also some Anons. Which monster would you want to bring with you?
>>35805149my wife of course
>>35805149i couldn't see myself going willingly so i guess it's with a trumpart thug or two
>>35805149>WonderlandI'd rather kill myself
>>35805149I will go alone wearing nothing but a penis gourd
>In the desert kingdom >Go to Dessert Kingdom >Ask lamia cashier for a date >You know so I can try one to see if they're good >Get tail slapped cause she can't read my mind >Tells me to pick her up at 4 cause that's when her shift ends
>>35805232i don't think thats a snake that looks funky
>>35804918What's the Squirrel Box, and why are the initials capitalized?
>>35804080The one man who can beat the yeti horde!
>>35805288He earned those muscles from yeaars and years of cuddle training. The yeti hoards dont stand a chance
>>35805034Jesus she is so hot
When sabbaths have their black masses, do they play music on stereo sets and stuff because it's sort of like a party?
>>35804896She would be very embrassed and would tell me that younger girls are better than an old lady like her
>>35805000I thought service is pretty lewd
>>35805371I'd imagine Bapho-chan's black masses have gothic rock music playing at the lobby or something where everyone arrives and heads to the dance floor ahead of schedule before dinner time
Do demonic possessions happen in the MGE universe?
>>35805426Yeah>Demon goes and claims possession of that boy
>>35805422the black sabbath playing Black Sabbath form the album "Black Sabbath" by the band "Black Sabbath" for their black sabbath
>>35805439>young anon tries to strike down a demon>his mace bounces off her thicc thighs while jiggle like jelly>last thing anon sees is the demon licking her lips and saying "Naughty boy..."i really want to be claimed by a demon
>>35805464>tfw no demon gf to call mommy
>>35805513>>35805426got distracted by demonic thighs again
>>35805523I'd be probaly be slacked jaw at some demon and would literally do anything for her
>>35805422Kurofufuru's black masses, being the biggest orgy-fests out of any other branch's black masses, definitely has some death rock going on at their extremely fucked up shindigs
>>35805547imagine the groupies
>>35805242You're correct. Najarala isn't a snake, just very long. Those tiny back legs are her weak point.
>>35805459According to their neighbors yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLvlaGJJEU
>>35804858more details pls
>>35805459Bapho-chan may also be a fan of Rob Zombiehttps://youtu.be/Q86U5kD7Y84
>>35805650>>35805772if only there weren't lolis, I would so hang with them
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be careful what you do while adventuring through Vampire lands.You may find yourself accosted at an inn by a Genki vampire eager to see the guy that helped out a zombie stuck in a hole.
What monsters get as smug as pic related on the daily?
>oh noooo we accidentaly ended up in the same bath!Would you trust the snek?
>>35805857momster said to never trust flatties
>>35805882I would certainly trust that one.
>>35805883lolibaba momster says otherwise
>>35805892how would you even get that?
>>35805909Get a momster who wants to be a loli and boom there you go. One loli-fication potion or something and badda-boom, and off to coom.It ain't complicated as it seems.
>>35805909there's more to motherhood than heaving knockers
>>35805892bapho adopts baby anon. ironically she tries to keep anon away from those thirsty whores in the sabbath. only the best for her son.
I give up. I'm going to wander deep into Ushi territory and just lay down until one takes me. At least then someone would be glad I exist.
>>35805932now that would be interesting, think of how the bapho would need to keep watch
>>35805941>all ushis see man on floor>they all avoid weird man
>>35805422>Runya's black mass plays math rock
>>35806008>shirotuko black mass plays magical thoartsinging
>>35805953she would need to watch out for not only the other lolis in the sabbath, but the regular woman when they're out in town>keeps anon close by when she attends the sabbath>makes sure to glare bloody murder ate any over familiar familiars >hugs him tight when going shopping>filthy hags want to despoil her son>she sticks with him so much that anon becomes a cuddlebug
>>35806043damn that anon is gonna be one hell of a mamas boy
Could you get a wild monster girl to get along with your domestic pets at home after marrying her?
>>35806022>marune sabbath plays John Denver
>>35806074>bapho mom stressing about how no girl is good enough for her dear son>anon overhears her sighs and tells her that "mom is the only woman i need!">bapho mom is hit with inspiration and heartpupils >she can be his wife!so when you have daughters with your mom/wife, do you call them your sisters or daughters?
>>35806077of course. At worst they'll compete for attention, which is fine cause that's cute.
>>35806055What is it that's so attractive about looking up at a women?
>>35806077>marry wolfu>concerned she won't get along with your cat>cat immediately establishes dominance over her
I got my dick stuck in a stray kobold's pussy in a dirty alleyway on a broken spring mattress, how do I pull my dick free?
>>35806327>come home to find her bowing before youur cat, calling it "Master", and offering it fish as tribute
>>35806327>Implying the cat already hasn't dominated you>Implying the cat didn't already know you were getting a slobbering mutt >Implying the cat didn't just want an extra mouth to eat her out when your slave tongue gets tired
>>35806259That's a big cat
>>35798064>The Necrons awaken
>>35806327>cat keeps batting your lilim gfs tail whenever she walks by>she moans from it and glares at the cat every time
>>35806399>Anon comes home and casually grab köt by the scruff
>>35806364>Anon was stupid enough to follow a homeless monster down an alleyway >Anon was stupid enough to fuck a homeless monster down an alleyway >Anon was so unromantic he didn't even wait for her to take him to that Italian place that gives her leftover food for a dateSorry champ but you're gonna be stuck in her till you promise to take responsibility and turn her into a home kobold
>>35802278Anon stuffing a bunch of confused looking Khepri's(Or any other monster girls that buff their mates) into a bag while shouting "I NEED MORE POWER"
>fufufu~ I saw your browsing history. Interesting.
>>35806546You like the Gods of Pagana too?
>>35806546The only thing there that could even be construed as having a sexual aspect would be that special edition of VA-11 Hall-A I bought for the artbook
>>35804559>Big Sister Demondamn that's a good rollalmost certainly, yes
>>35806378non-furr Cu actually kinda works
Gremlins were descended from the long gone ancient Skaven of Clan Skryre.Do you accept this?
>>35806816No. Then I molest their big ears.
>>35806816>No rat features >They're descended from rats 0/10 you don't make any of the rules
>>35806856What a lewd picture.
>>35806816no, now bugger off to /tg/
Do medusas still make stone statues in terrified, surprised, battle ready poses then scatter them around their homes to mess with adventurers?
>>35806378But that's a dog.
>>35806831>>35806856>>35806864What animal are Grems even similar too?
>>35806899they say it is their artistic taste but they just want to scare people. I bet if they find a man they like all the statues will be of him.
>>35806944Gremlins c'mon anon didn't they teach you this in school?
>>35806944theyre not even beast type, theyre a type of demon
>hordes of orcs are rampaging all around your town>want to move somewhere else but all roads are blocked by them>a friendly merchant that's totally not a danuki offers you some "perfume" that she claims will act as a repellent against orcs>set out on the road now seems like a good time to slip by>notice a band of p'orcs approaching>panic and immediately dump the whole bottle on yourself>the smell is so potent it almost makes you dizzy, and really horny, you have to fight the urge to masturbate constantly>the p'orcs leave you alone>manage to get past a few more p'orc bands>all that is left is get past the orc stronghold that's blocking the road and you are free>they let you in and are quite friendly and hospitable>they insist that you dine with the h'orc chieftain though>you enter the chieftain's tent and are immediately hit by the potent and suspiciously familiar odor>turns out the "perfume" was made from her musk
>>35807063H'orcs are the worst monsters>They smell >Never wipe down the equipment >Always insist on spotting you by almost sitting on your face >Tease you for getting a boner>Steal your gym shorts
>>35807063Our greatest ally.
>>35807063>few weeks earlier>horc chieftain sees anon taking a walk in the woods>falls in love with him>gathers her followers to raid anons town>to make sure he's hers, pays off a greedy nuki to give him her bottled musk>mentally prepares herself as her horde rampage in the town>all her underlings are rooting for her, giving her encouragement and "ganbates">quickly prepares herself when she hears anon is near>as anon opens her tent flap, horc puts on her best cheiftain face for her future husband
>>35806944Always thought they were some kind of cats.
>>35807150Let's see how this nuki likes it when I make several large deposits between her fat tits.
>>35807150Telling your Danuki wife that you only love her for her money!
>>35804332That expression is really Jalter like though.Well Jalter "embraces" her witch side more she could be one of the caster focused monster like dark mage/witch.But a funny thing i'm imaging right now is her being a Holst but acting like a Mino.
>>35807567>like dark mage/witch.do NOT sabbath the Jalter
>>35807585I forgot that they are Sabbath sized. Well it doesn't mean she wouldn't be different. She could be a big witch.But yeah then Dark Mage, let's forget the Witch monster girl part
What exactly do the monster lord daughters do all day? Aren't they able to make a man cum just by looking at him? I imagine they spend a lot of time waiting for their man to get ready again.
>>35807618We have practically no actual confirmation that a lilim has ever scored a man.
>>35807636Being monster girls that must drive them crazy,.
>>35807618We only know like two lilims with any detail and even then it's fairy limited.Queen of Hearts has the whole Wonderland to amuse her and keeps looking for more.Druella seems to do quite a lot things:Organizing conquests and corrupting humans.Managing LescatieManaging a sweets shopSewingPretending to be a human loli (and helping out couples while asking for candy? don't remember exactly)>>35807636Yes we have from WGIIISpace Creation Spell (p47)“This is our bedroom, where you and I will make love... This is the place to which you will return. You thought you opened the door to your own room...? No, no matter where you try to go, you'll always end up returning here... and coming back to me...”~a lilim, a daughter of the mamono lord~ Level Drain (p63)“Aah...... Your [life] is really tasty... In order to come to my side... and in order for this moment, all the life you have piled up till now is lovely......”~Lilim ushering in a hero into the depths of a demon realm~
>>35807843>WGIIIThat took a while.
>>35807750I think I finally understand why Druella acts the way she does
>>35807877Is dragon sweat spicy?
>>35806899I rather like that statue.I want to buy it and turn it into a golem or gargoyle.I wonder if a Medusa can monster a human woman into a stone monster girl with her magic.
Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss: Mouse EditionToday's contestants in alphabetical order:>Dormouse>Large Mouse>Hinezumi
Of course everyone likes beasts. To lay with beasts is practically the theme here. They're far more deeply beloved than demons. But what else could you stand a marriage to? Living clothing? Animated soil? Slime of the earth? I think cloth elementals would end up fantastically comfortable and intimate if they weren't 0 IQ. Imagine tucking into to bed for the night and having your sheet casually ride you off and then snug tighter. Your underwear molest you in the quiet moments, your silk shirt run her "hands" down your back. Pic related got me to rethink living dolls, too.
>>35808290>Thunderbolt Fantasy selling you on living dolls>Not cursed swords
>>35808290Anything so long as it had a humanoid form.Actually now that I think about it the girls in Upotte are basically the gun version of a cursed sword.
>>35808389It actually didn't. 7BD a thot.>>35808462Do you truly require a human form? I think I'd be fine as long as she could form a womb, face, and sweet voice from time to time.
>>35808474The human form is kind of the entire point of monster girls. It's what sets them apart.Though the requirement of face, womb and voice sounds like a lot of the abominations Setouchi made for MGQ.
>>35808289"I`m sorry for disturbing your grave. I will leave immediately"
>>35808592Just wash your dog, idiot.
>>35806215Is this wormhole story good? I keep seeing a lot of artwork about it.
>>35808630And dry her "fur" too.
>>35808904What is this kid eating that's making his semen that potent?
>>35809286Potions. Stamina potions have a little known 'side effect' that encourages semen production.
how does your wife wake ya up?
>>35809828Morning blowjobs from the both of them.
>>35809828she doesn'tI get up before her and wake her over the course of an hour with many kisses
>Alp shoves his naked ass in your faceWhat's the appropriate way to bully him?
what kind of names do imagine MGs would have?
>>35809828>dragons>waking before someone elseHahaha, yeah no.
>>35810028Eating her out of course. Fingering her girly hole, playing with her slit but not putting your rod into it until she is begging for it.
>>35810083Alp :Amanda Huggenkiss
>>35809828>baaaabe it’s 7AM, time for my breakfast!
>>35810084dragons are lazy flying lizards
>>35810095I feel like this post was typed by alp hands. I don't think proper bullying would involve touching the alp's private bits
>>35810028biting the clit and tugging on it
>>35810133It do be like that
>>35810028Cumflating.Its the only way to properly deal with them.
Pinned on top of a Manticore, kissing her exhaustedly as you head into your fifth hour of tail milking!
>>35810083Cheshire Cat named Katrina.Succubus named Sapphire.Pharaoh named Nefertiti.Apophis named Aisha.Vampire named Elizabeth.Shoggoth [unintelligible].Kikimora named Natasha. P'orc named Grakghul.Alp named Steve. Demon named Ruby.Hellhound named Daisy.
Monster Police has determined (You) are in danger, therefore in need of protection and procreation. Running away is punishable with rape.
>>35810143But would Alp trying to act as a guy? I feel like playing with her girly bits would kind of punishing for her remaining manliness.
>>35810335>cop>fattoo many donuts
>>35810335But what do I need protection from?
>>35809286Tomatoes, 18 walnuts per day, multivitamin, including vitamin D and B12, well washed vegetables in general, fish, macca root, meat and eggs. He might also to wear lose underwear, avoid hot baths and showers not to put any extra heat on the testicles, and very important - he never carries a phone in the pocket of the pants. Not to mention he surely avoids alcohol, sugar, tobacco and caffeine.
>>35810360Rudeness like that is punishable with humiliating nursing handjob>>35810365According to reports, deviants like Ocelomeh, Will-o-Wisp and a Cheshire Cat that wants to pull down (You)r pants when you cross the desperate hag district on your way home as a joke.
>>35810415It ain't a guy if it gets pregnant, has breasts, and doesn't have a dick
>>35810401I would run in there nude, as a joke of course, I don't need no help for that
>>35810335How do you even get captured by monsters? Just teleport away lmao
>>35810401So what kind of monster girl cop am I getting to protect myself from those Ocelomeh and Will-o-Wisps?
>>35810028Rail her pussy from behind while jacking off her tail pushed to the front between her legs.
>>35810083Fantasy names, and modernized versions of fantasy names.
>>35810335can I hug cops?
>>35810335>tfw ywn be raped by a thicc police officer at gunpoint
>>35810509>Hug the police, comin' straight from the MGC
>>35810505>modernized versions of fantasy names.?
>>35810615Orc chieftain named Ur'drakaneesha
>>35810641Dat no Orc name!
are mgs taller than you allowed?
were you into 2d before getting into monsergirlsor were you into hentai before it? then what got you into hentai if not mgs?
>>35806642A gleam of light fills my eyesJill's thighsMonsterized
>>35810716>off topic imagefuck off
>>35810730>what got you into hentaiSei Shoujo. You know the stuff, Bible Black and Discipline. All my days I've been a hopeless slut for femdom.
>>35797972I am addicted to huffing Manti-mofu and fat Manticore milkers.
>>35810855do you want to stop being addicted?
>>35810879Nah, not really. And she's not really mean about the whole thing, either.
>>35810716Taller is the norm
How would a hellhound or other aggressively dominant monster react to anon going full white knight and always dive bombing to protect them despite being a lvl 1 lackey?
>>35810730The first hentai I watched was la blue girl
>>35811054They used to sell those at the kids' section of video stores someplace, I remember parents being upset.
>>35810969Anon no, you'll piss off the Sabbath pointing that out
>>35810730I've never been able to track down the first hcomic I ever read I remember the plot was some girl that got posessed by some dempn or something due to an ancient artifact and usually she would find herself in some situation where she would get raped the demon manifest itself afterwards and get violent revenge.
>>35811059I thought that was an urban legend
>>35811100Could be, but it warms my heart to think of such a boy.
>>35804746Yo who is the artist for this?
>>35810615More casual and contemporary sounding versions of mystical fantasy names.
>>35810704But they are so small and huggy!
>>35811174I love headpat sluts.
Stoic girls are cute
>>35811362Sorry, I'm not into amputee stuff.
>>35811362Those limbs creep me out.
>>35811376buge eat melone
>>35811547buge no do notthats not fruit
>>35798494Is that a finnish kiki :-DD
>>35811809It's a Mongolian kiki, hence why she's speaking Mongolian.
>>35807636Makes sense since a lot of the most powerful monsters are confirmed to be still single since men keep getting claimed before reaching them.
>>35811915I am gonna get me one of those monsters as my wife
>>35812165>t. man who got raped by a harpy ~1 hour after leaving human territory
>>35811915Truly the meek shall inherit the earth.
>>35811915Speaking of powerful monsters, do people generally like Lilims? They never really do it for me, they’re just succubi but chuuni and so powerful that they become boring
>>35812350I love Lilims. Their design is already appealing by itself, and the knowledge they're literally monstergirl royalty just makes them more so.
>>35806944They kind of remind me of weasels or badgers although I don't have an exact reason for it
>>35812410>t. a slave to power
>>35812481Only if the one wielding the power is my wife.
>>35812350I like watching them seethe and mope, does that count?
>>35812350For me? Power wanking.I just love the idea of a girl with borderline demi-god powers would love me. There' just something amazing knowing that this girl could have anyone she wanted and could kill me with her pinky finger, but she loves me and would ever cause me any harm what so ever.
>>35812350I was the same but since everybody started portraying them as femcels I want to hold one and tell her everything is going to be alright.
>>35812658>>35812703This one may be your alleyhttps://mangadex.org/title/dfdd79ad-eae8-489f-8843-bfae7e08e74b
>>35812658You are literally me.
>>35812630Night elves are best elves, and you know it.
>live in MGC>get a job as a dancing sports mascot>gangraped by the women's volleyball team every time they win (or lose) a match
>>35812775>Work as IT>Gremlins and Automatons keep calling you to hit on you
>>35812775The only problem with marrying an entire sports team is the nonstop breeding during the playoffs so your players can all fit a pregnancy into the offseason. Many mascots have been hospitalized due to severe dehydration.
>>35812853The image of a mascot going from being raped on the stadium floor to being wheeled away in a stretcher all without the costume coming off is hilarious
>Anon is shitposting in his home at MGC, when suddenly officer Cheshire bursts the doors wide open>"Hands up, Anon! What do you think you are doing?!">"I was just posting lewd greentexts about my bat-winged sexual demon waifu!">"Oho? Let me guess, is she a vanilla succubus?">"No">"Hmm, maybe you fancied a power fantasy and went with a Lilim?">"Nope">"A connoisseur, then? Is it an Alice?">"Nah">"...Anon, you went full hipster and picked a lesser succubus, didn't ya?">"I picked the one type of succubus who used to be a man">"...Why?">"Why not? They lack a penis and can get pregnant!">"All of the other succubi are like that! What else is there?">"...Tomboy personality?">"Hm, fair enough. However, regular succubi can be tomboys, too! What else? ">"...">"...">"...no homo?"Anon was then arrested and sentenced to do community service at the local Gyaru Succubus High School.
>>35812775>>35812869What would the mascot be?
>>35812887A red imp to be cheeky
>>35812887Probably a small animal like a rabbit or something, to entice the primitive predatory instincts of the players
>>35812906>BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS BASED CRINGE CRINGE ONIONS>IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING CATS CAN SAY?!??!
>>35812924>honey come to bed>"Quiet bloodbag! I must defeat this obnoxious cat on the internets!"
>>35812924>Kot finally gets banned.A T T E N T I O N :I am unable to shitpost my awful opinions and image macros for two full and entire days. This is an outrage worse than actual slavery. I have written a letter to my Congressmonster and you will ALSO be hearing from my tanuki attorney.
>>35812924Lengthy dissertations on the effects of sugma and ligma disorders as well. It's very scientific.
>mgs that are literally you
>>35812978are there useless mgs
>>35812952what happens if you keep memecat away from all forms of computers, what happens next?
>>35812924Get with the times vamp granny, and stop being mad, it's bad for your health especially your age. Go and listen to Frank Sinatra to calm urself lmao.
>>35813068>>35813050>Tedwhat?>>35813068when I mean all forms of computers, none at all
>>35813093That's the loophole. The Cheshire is not using the computer, she's just telling her friend to shitpost in her stead.
>>35812982(you) as an alp
165please kys and never post shit like this again
>>35806458my dick has led me to places, i wouldn't go with a gun.
>>35813165Sounds like my kinda waifu. You just need to get her to stop hanging out with her black harpy friend.
oh is it faggot powerhour today?
>>35808290can that doll suck dick?>>35808462>tfw your ak will never turn in to a cute girl, no matter how much you cuddle with it
>>35813369Just don't reply to the cucks
New commission, this time featuring my wife with a bean, and a choker. Also, she's a good girl. That is all.
>>35813493>wightfag's wight>gooddoes not compute, the statement is a lie
>>35813544It's what we call a wight lie in the business.
What is in theory the ultimate hero(ine) for battling the monster girls? The two problems are spirit energy and corruption. I feel both problems can be solved with a widowed heroine who is a Blood Knight and devoted to her late husband. Her loyalty to a man who no longer exists cancels out turning her into a creature that either seeks a man or does better with the one she has. If her powers are dependent on the blood she sheds rather than spirit energy she could wear an item that locks her spirit energy in place, making her unable to use normal magic but also make it impossible to drain it.
>>35813543'twas the Aeon before Shogmas
>>35813659this is where I start running, right?
>>35813672>Impossible to drain
>>35813687Why would you run?
>>35811915>they never learn that the most powerful girls were the ones they made along the way
>>35813712I need an adult
>>35813712You're right. A item was a dumb idea. Tattoos of sealing are better.
>>35813748that look is of a predator finding her prey, and I am not about to be a deers prey
By divine authority, everyone in this thread will be united with the monster girl(s) that they most desire. However, by choice or by rape, none of them will be virgins when they meet you for the first time.
>>35813773she is an adult
>>35813810what god is that? to sully purity? it must be an evil god
>>35813810WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY UNICORN WIFE
>>35813810Well fuck you too then winged lady
>>35813828Consider it the Chief God's last hurrah before she admits final defeat.
>>35813844no wonder she is a lonely virgin that is a perv who likes to see other people having sex
>>35813860The Chief God is a good girl who is just misguided. One day she will change her ways and finally notice me.
>>35813784If they don't work on wights, what makes you think they'll work against them?
>>35813993You mean the "They can even freely manipulate the absorption of spirit energy and the pleasure that accompanies it." part? I don't see how that effects anything. If there is a protective item or tattoos that block movement of spirit energy, doesn't that cancel out her ability?
https://imgbox.com/g/jdyNgkjtPKWikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 87. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/kmxKAcx3Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
>>35814088I'll be honest, I don't really care about attempt number 568 to make a porn setting somewhat serious and balanced. I'm just taking the opportunity to post wife pics. Wight hero.
>You are the farmboy>What do?
>>35814176ask why she had a boob job
I wanna fuck my boss.
>>35814176Taking care of animals and dairy type monstergirls of course.
>>35814176Would a holstaur just leave her tits flopping around like this for the human boys to gawk at? I guess farm monsters could be more laid back than city slickers...
>>35814176Press her on what her job is.
>>35814184>Nitpicking artfagsFuck off.>>35814251Absolutely possible if that's what she's comfortable with, especially if she's really got her eyes on the new boy on the farm.
I will never lose to a fox.
>>35814271I'd press her on her job if you know what I mean.
>>35814313>I'd grab her horndlebars and pound her ass if you know what I mean.
>>35814176say that I am thirsty
>Order nun in the early stages of monsterization without realizing it
>>35814119May have slipped on this one, Wikifag. https://imgbox.com/AlVP6ShMAlso don't wanna be a bothersome cunt, but that thing I mentioned in the forms last week is still there and don't know if it's because the mention flew under the radar or there was some other reason.