no scary! no bully! no lewd!
Yuuka a cute!
>>35178234I should plant sunflowers this year.
>>35178234but how can you say you love Yuuka if you don't want to make more Yuukas
>>35178234Scary! Big bully! Extremely lewd!Ultimate sadistic creature!
>>35178615Hey! Yuuka! Leave them kids alone!
>>35188725Wh-what is she going to do? Stop looking at me like that!
>>35188758Either break your spine or make you a daddy
>>35189488I’m scared that both might happen. Can we maybe talk about this first?
>>35178234Yuuka is for worship and obey
>>35193469And balls deep mating press.
Yuuka is scary! Yuuka is mean! Yuuka is sadistic! I've never met her but I've heard she's the most evil youkai out there! I'm terrified of her, everyone should avoid her!I also heard she's old too! Like the gap hag or mountain goddess!
The only thing scary about yuuka is her insane unhinged maddening sex drive
Yuuka is love! Need to find a lovely frame to hang this on then it'll finally be finished! She deserves the best!
>>35208545That's actually really nice, good work!
she wants to crush my testicles !
>>35178234Yuuka is for lovely kisses
>>35209720I want to kiss Yuuka's swolen belly as she carries our child
>>35224992She giggles and pats your head.
>>35193469I wish I was on my knees, kissing and licking that sole.
>>35224992she will not allow her perfect body to be ruined by childbearing
>>35239639Nonsense, She is youkaiher body will bounce back to its natural perfection immediatelyhaving children is merely another means of showing off her superiority, for all of her blood are talented beyond any mortal
I have four sunflowers outside. Though it's my mom who takes care of the garden, watering them myself is good for the soul.
In high school I had a classmate who would frequently dye her hair green and show up wearing a red checkered dress and sometimes a yellow ascot. Discovering that she did so to look like her favorite 2hu was what made me into a touhoufag in the first place.
>>35252112Something feels really off with the way she’s staring at me....I’m leaving now.
how many children would you have with her
>>35254248All of them.
>>35178234I want to Impregnate Yuuka.
>>35252448No no, you're going to come for teaCome along now
>>35252448Yes, you should come with the nice lady.
>>35254765I don’t really like tea. Or having my blood outside of my body either.>>35255479She doesn’t look very nice. I think she’s going to hurt me.
>>35262826She's definitely going to hurt you if you don't come with her
>>35267490I hope she and her tea are actually nice. But I guess I don’t have a choice do I?
>>35267490will she let me come ?
The mind of the great yuuka kazami
>>35208545Cute! Is that turmeric dyed?
>>35268431She'll make you
>>35254625You have no chance of that, in fact, she will be the one penetrating your orifices.
>>35276320Haha that’s what you get hag for being so scary!
>>35276320Who or why would anyone do such a horrible thing?
>>35276534Only a sadist like yuuka would do something like that unprovoked, she only got what she deserved
>>35276534wildfires can and do frequently start because of lightning strikesif there's a regional drought, a simple brushfire spreading could cause such a catastrophe
>>35178234Disagree on the no lewd part
Looks like Nuu-san's Yuuka game will be coming to Steam in the near future, if anyone is into that.https://twitter.com/nuu_echo/status/1406083302641913856Booth accepts international credit cards again now, but I guess more options don't hurt?
>>35294143I have no interest in funding future non-yuuka games
>>35291769Its perfectly safe to let the sunflower wrap her arms around you
>>35294143Hope it works out so people who are too dumb for Booth get to try it. It's a solid game.
Writeanon…any day now…
>>35291769Yuuka wants you to polinate herDeeply
>>35311986Let's make an army of Yuukas to look after flower fields everywhere.
I want to be bullied by yuuka
How high do you think her body count is?
>>35326346Approximatelly 6 gorillion.
>>35323517I hope not.
>>35336107The anon who is currently writing a storynot the other one who wrote a 15000 word pastebin story in the span of a week
YUUKA IS FOR JUSTICE
>>35338866She doesn't look too happy...
>>35338912(You) were late coming to bed. It's rude to make a lady wait, especially when she's tired and ready to sleep!
>>35338946Well I guess I'll have to make up for it by cuddling her extra hard that night.
>>35339280And most likely into the day as well
>>35340265Yuuka is only lazy in winterin every other season, it's a nice long day of yardwork
>>35340437Well I'll be looking forward to winter then
>>35340265>>35340485Why are all the hags in gensokyo so lazy and sleepy? Wake up hags.
>>35336125I will begin sharing this experience by giving some context first. For your safety and my privacy I won’t be giving my name but I was a content creator in the Touhou community. I made Top 10 videos ranking the girls from hardest to easiest to rape. I sure did love making those videos because it made the trannies and Twitter chimp like a nigger on fentanyl overdose. I would also put some controversial messages at the start of the video like a text saying that 52% of trannies commit suicide, hoping to achieve 100% soon would come flying in the video as the actual ranking of the Touhou girls start. I had an upload schedule of 1 video per week but I was taking my sweet time because online classes started again. I usually plan what the video will be about a few weeks prior to writing the script for it. I saw this video on YouTube called “My George Floyd toy came to life” and I was laughing my ass off when I first saw it. In every video George Floyd would be asking for pregnant belly pics exc. Those videos were timeless masterpieces and are probably the best way to humiliate a violent nigger who died of a drug overdose. As you can tell YouTube is ran by the glowing three letter niggers and the dude got his channel nuked. I was upset but I knew he would come back. During the time I decided to make a top ten Touhou girls who have the best pregnant bellies and is in honor of those creepypastas. I started writing the script for Top Ten Touhou Girls who have the best Pregnant Bellies but it was late at night so I went to sleep leaving the script half finished. I woke up after six hours and I grabbed my phone to check YouTube as soon as I woke up. I was logged out of my YouTube account on my phone and I knew what this meant for me. I booted up my computer and I checked my mail. My second YouTube account was terminated and I got upset. My fun had come to an end yet again and I was tired of remaking accounts. I decided to delete my files including the half written script for Top Ten Touhou girls with the best Pregnant Bellies. After getting rid of my scripts and video files I thought about ending it all. I was disappointed but I wouldn’t hurt myself over this. I used to joke in my Discord server about how much I wanted to go to Gensokyo which is a place where the Touhou characters live. But of course Gensokyo is fictional so there was no way for me to get laid by my favorite Touhou waifu. At least that’s what I thought before I met with Yukari Yakumo appearing in my room. She is a Touhou character who can make portals and she had brought people to Gensokyo before. She told me she was a fan of my videos and asked me if I wanted to come to Gensokyo. Without even thinking for a second I yelled yes. This was a dream come true. I was so excited. Finally I was going to get laid with the perfect girls. I was overjoyed. Yukari opened a portal big enough for me to get in. I entered the portal and we arrived in Gensokyo. I am going to skip some details to save time.
>>353416132/2Some time passed after my arrival in Gensokyo and I was living happily with Yuuka Kazami. She let me stay at her house provided that I help with her sunflower fields. My days were pretty slow going and relaxing and I had already stopped thinking about my previous life. But it didn’t stay peaceful like that for long. Turns out I was unable to delete all my scripts and video files so they got leaked to the internet. Of course at the time I had no idea they got leaked since I had no access to any of my belongings from the outside world. This information leak caused George Floyd’s spirit to sneak into Gensokyo and persuade me. One day when I was caring for the sunflower field I stepped on something squishy. I looked at the ground and saw it was George Floyd’s enormous nose. He told me “I can’t breathe sir please!”. I was scared shitless from seeing George Floyd in Gensokyo so I stepped back a bit and George Floyd suddenly started emerging from the ground. Turns out he became a Youkai and now lives in Gensokyo. I asked him what the fuck he was doing here and he responded with “I need top ten Touhou girl bellies please man!”. A nigger was probably the last thing I wanted to see in Gensokyo at the time. Of course I didn’t want to fuel this fentanyl addict’s weird fetish nor my past life as a Touhou content creator. I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight. He looked angry and started pointing a gun at one of the sunflowers. He said “Give me Touhou pregnant bellies NOW!”. I knew that even a minor scratch came to one of Yuuka’s flowers god knows what would happen to this nigger. Yuuka went to Hakurei shrine today so I knew that she would be bringing back visitors. I told him not to shoot the flower if he wanted to breathe but of course since this is George Floyd we’re talking about – a criminal who couldn’t follow a simple request such as getting out of the car without resisting officer Derek Chauvin – he didn’t listen to me and decided to shoot the sunflower. I saw Yuuka coming to the sunflower field with Reimu and Shikieiki. Yuuka decided to run over to George Floyd and dropkick him to the ground. Reimu and Shikieiki followed her and restrained George Floyd. Just by kicking George Floyd, Yuuka was able to break his rib cage and he was not able to get up because of his injuries. Reimu told Yuuka to hold his hands behind his back and told her to leave this to her.Reimu suddenly started kneeling on George Floyd’s neck rather than using her Hakurei miko powers. I was confused because she was kneeling on his neck. Suddenly George Floyd started shaking a bit. He started yelling “I can’t breathe!”. I was confused yet again because he was being defeated without any spells and Reimu just kept kneeling on him for what seemed like hours. After making even more monkey noises George Floyd ‘s vanished into thin air. Reimu gets up and smiles, saying “I guess that’s the power of the Hakurei shrine maiden for you!”. Yuuka gets mad at me for not protecting the sunflowers however. I am currently being pegged by Yuuka again as I am writing this. You may be wondering how I was able to write this despite being in Gensokyo but that’s a story for another time. Remember not to get involved in other wordly shit. Take care.
>>35341613>>35341624And that was WITH his medication, folks
>>35341747Breddy good. Next time he should write while off his meds and tweaking on some lab grade meth.
>>35303790>>35323517I didn’t forget. The final draft is the part I take longest on.
>>35342394I want to taste that Yuukamilk.
I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercilessly fucked by her.
>>35342719I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercifully fucked by her.
>>35341747I stopped reading the quarter of the way through, can I have an abridged version of whatever that schizo word salad is?
>>35345381tl;dr:Our schitzo gets his youtube accounts nuked due to excessive hornyposting. Gets gapped by Yukari and ends up employed under Yuuka. George Floyd shows up and goes nigmode all over Yuuka's garden before receiving the knee from Reimu. Anon gets pegged by Yuuka for failing to adequately look after her garden. The end.
>>35341613>>35341624This has to be the worst story I have ever read. Kys.
>>35346073It's not even a story, nothing but nonsense edgy schizoposting.
>>35346073Anon, I think that may have been the point
>>35342677My child on the bottom right
>>35346593Get out of /jp/, dad.
>>35342414Holy fuck you're still alive.I'll be praying it comes out soon then.
>>35346962What's he writing.
>>35347890A roughly 20000 word yuuka fanfic from what I've seen in all his other posts in the other Yuuka threads.
>>35348073Yuuka x male reader or something more sophisticated?
>>35348108No clue, all I know is that there's no porn so it's probably more of the latter
>>35348108Dunno, haven't seen the original post in which he explains what it is.Unless he's kind enough to reply to us, we'll have to wait till it's out.
>>35348150Well, romance is fine as long as it's well done. I guess we'll see what comes out.
>>35344387That’s pretty good too. Nothing wrong with a firm but gentle bit of flower field lovemaking.
>>35193469cute toes, yuuka!
Cirno says that Yuuka likes to eat fairies in her flower fields! And that Yuuka tried to eat Cirno, too!
When she can't hide her flustering no more.
>>35351754Kiss her at 100%!
>>35351760Youkai moe has gone critical.
>>35347604How many more of these are there?
>>35348164I don't want to tease,I want to avoid building expectations for my first fiction story. I'll tell you the tone is more akin to Forbidden Scrollery.
>>35341624>> I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight.So, uh, where's the incentive to tend to the sunflowers?
>>35358586You'll never get gently yet roughly pegged by the flower youkai.Why live.
>>35354673Around 30 or so, so far- I’ve got a couple in the pipe right now, but I haven’t heard back about them yet.