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>>35174151Whoops, sorry anon, I didn't see that when I checked the catalogue.
>>35174151The box wins
Remember that if a demon offers you a contract you should not sign it before consulting a lawyer. So remember to contact your local demon lawyer every time a demon tries to offer you anything.
>>35174189Other one is bigger
>>35174184Don't worry, it happened to me earlier too.
>>35174215Well anon, your wife still thinks you win even if your dick is only above average.
Monster seller, I'm going into battle and require your strongest monsters
>https://forms.gle/zabSGiVxr1QKb1yz8Reposting this for the new thread, I'm going to be making a special edition baseball card to commemorate getting them done, and I wanted to leave it up to you all to choose your favorite girl for it.
well this one was first so I suppose we're defaulting hereI wanna be slimed
>>35174272You're the best, Greenworm fren
>>35174307I want be the slimer.
I wanna feel and electric eel
>>35174262The strongest monsters think you should stay in the kitchen and let them do the fighting.
Winterstown beach episode!
Human men belong smothered by possessive Ittan-momens
>>35174459Miss White Horn should show up in the swimsuit too.
Ophanim stepping in, valkyries, cupids, horis and angels step aside
>>35174459>Winterstown beach episode!Pear-shaped loli Ice Queens and Tsuraras in tiny swimsuits
I desire the plumpest porc to mate with.
>>35174603That’s a seraphim. Miss classifying angels is a serious crime anon, one punished by under the desk blowjobs while being taught proper angel titles and classifications
Had a dream I planted my face right in a centaur's ass and made-out with her butthole
Those punishments are too lewd. Itms almost as if angels are just sexually frustrated and desperate for som-
>>35174535What the fuck? You trying to start something, bub?
>>35174635I hear you on that
What monster is the most likely to develop a crippling anal addiction?
>>35174512That asks the question: How do non-huminoid monster girls wear swimsuits or lingerie?
>>35174272Who's winning atm?
>>35174877Katrina, the Cheshire is currently ahead of the pack by 1 vote. Granted, she only has 2 votes while the other 7 only have 1.
Raising a clumsy and inexperienced kikimora to become an elite top tier maid!!
>>35174823I'm in danger of developing a crippling addiction to Gazer ass.
>>35174151Nobody can beat the floof.What kind of monstergirl would Admiral Hipper be?
>>35174823>>35175126>Be virgin >Meet ghoul >Still virgin >Convince her to not suck me dry >Even then have to pry her off of me >Go missionary position >Put fingers in her mouth to placate her while I try to line up >Miss cause virgin and stick in her ass >Try to pull out but she locks her legs around me >Wrings me dry with her ass telling me how much better it is than oral >Try to convince her to let me stick it in her other hole >Tells me there's no way anything is better than anal >Whenever I try to stick it in the right hole she specifically shifts her hips to line me up with her ass >Goes as far as to bite me if I'm incessant with wanting to fuck her pussy >Then pins me down and rides me with her ass
>>35175366Just tell her you can't impregnate her if you don't fuck her pussy.
How do you mess with your wife?
>>35175468Putting things in her butt while she's asleep.
>>35175468Selling her out to the apophis and turning her into a mere concubine
Marshmallow Hound, go!>Woof!
>>35175468We have a back-and-forth. We tease each other regularly, with the direction depending on our moods.
>>35175514A classic desert prank!
>>35175531Oh no!They can track and chase you down via scent while going through smaller spaces!
>>35175468Grope her or poke her sides at random times when she's not paying attention.
Whats the best way to preserve your virginity on the path to being a wizard?
>>35175627Just be yourself
>>35175638thank you miss cheshire, very funny.
welcome to the bayou
I have a craving for a genki dark mage.
>>35175627Forget about your virginity and give yourself to the Sabbath. You can learn magic and get laid.
>>35175685Need me a parlangua gf
Where do I find girls partially turned into amazons within the tribe, I don't think it's fair they don't have a pick of any of the guys and I want to change that
>>35175146The power of kots is just too great
>>35174535>>35174603>>35174714I love all kinds of angels!
I see that businesses are gearing up for a post-portal market.Gotta get them bugs.https://files.catbox.moe/ll57fw.jpg
>>35175698Seems kinda sus, MAGIC AND SEX??? Bullshit
>>35175871The Chad Sorcerer vs The Virgin Wizard
>>35175698That magic is cheap in comparison to wizardry, it is a matter of pride.
>>35175896Keep telling yourself that.
>>35175863Tried that the other day, I didn't think it was very good.
>>35175531I need more of these
>>35175948I pretty much stick with the ultra ones, so I wouldn't know.What flavor is it supposed to be anyway? "Butterfly" isn't a flavor.
>>35175531I wish to be defeated by this thing.
>>35175627>>35175896That's not how it works in these parts.
>>35175980yes, especially ones with lots of big feather wings
>>35175991They TRY to be intimidating, but the only way one's going to defeat you is if you have some sort of crippling weakness to fluff.
>>35175978Yeah I actually had to look it up because I wasnt sure even after drinking it. It's peach supposedly. They must have known.>Drinking something called monster>Flavor called Papillon>It's peach flavorMost people can't wait until portals open to drink directly from the source I assume, but I'm just waiting for Greenworm flavor one day.
>Druella´s corner.>A show full of granny wisdom.>If your granny was a very horny and fertile woman whose wisdom worked in the middle ages, but not so much anymore.>Her guests are all modern, civilized people who attemptto explain the world to her, before she blunders even further.>Who can forget such classic episodes as:>"On my day, a monster ran through the man she liked with a rapier, not this "dating"nonsense!">"...And if the ex-senator still has an issue with my ruling as Overlord, my Daughters will gladly meet him... On the field, with an army!">"My sweet darling, please tell me again how to Critter the Ratatube to my hubby, yes?"
>>35176005>use magic>run out of magic>fuck some lolis>now I can use magic againNice of the Sabbath to make it easy to understand for guys like me.
>>35175531So THAT'S what the button does
>>35176039but anon all lilims are born post DL takeover because they're literally her daughters birthed from her union with the hero
>>35176022They could probably sniff out prophylactic smuggling or something. I wouldn't even be mad as the handcuffs slide on and i'm being dragged away for interrogation as it makes cute barks and wags its tail real hard cause it's trying its best.
>>35176005I heard rumors that Girls give cuties which has anti-magic properties
No Monster zones being implemented, must pay 5 dollars per minute inside.
>>35176075I mean the Lilims from the first world come with Medieval logic to this world.
>Modern day MGE entrepreneur>About to pitch big sell at trade fair>New ergonomic chair with perfect back support and massage/heating functions>Research backed by Greilia Sabbath >Pitch is going as practiced but>Audience is silent>I'm losing them>Time to bring out the big guns>Pull lever so chair back goes down>It's also a bed>Audience begins to scream wildly>Money and panties thrown at me through glass wall>Make millions
Where do I acquire robofoxes?
>>35176115Sounds like a Danuki scheme
Orcs orcs orcs orcs
>>35176005The guy is practically getting nothing there, all the thots are just leeching off his mana.
>>35176242But that's a cat. 148.8 kg of catgirl ass and thighs.
Virgin Wizards Flex on sabbath mages
>>35176310Guys also generate their own, so they got a bit of self sustain.
How is a hero suppose to keep his purity if every villager dresses skimpy? Even your starter town has barely clothed people!
>>35176364Simple they're not monsters and thus are free game to fuck as long as you properly wife them afterwards, otherwise you'll have the angels on you for sinful behavior
>>35176364Obviously you ask the sister to help you with your impure thoughts
>>35176378>Simple they're not monstersNobody tell him.
>And on the Day of the Portals, the Wizard said to the normie:>"You do realize they are still women, even if they are monsters, right?">The normies didn´t realize it at all.>And they didn´t find out, until it was too late.>The normies walk upon a world where all masculinity has been stripped down, and moulded into a form more pleasing to its monster mistresses.>-Transition from a world where all men are normal, to one where all men are shotas.->And the only ones who still stand for what men used to be, are the most unmanly of all...>WIZARDS!!!!>-Cut to a scene where two obese individuals are duking it out with enchanted Collector´s Lightsabers, while a third obese individual badly performs the Duel of Fates theme with a kazoo.->Everybody else is powerless to stop them.>Nothing can stand against such concentrated autism.
>>35176432I feel like I'm being judged.
>>35176432Hey! Get down from there!
>>35176432>she sees your lewd stories about foxes
>>35176501Good luck. Few things are more stubborn than a Foxloaf.
>>35176518I'll just shake some fried tofu. That should work.
>>35176573necessary preparations for fox friday
>>35176518I spray it with water.
>>35176646She knows I jerked off in the park bathroom, doesn't she...
>>35176662If the Ratas know, everyone will know.
>>35176646Now she's just throwing a tantrum.
>>35176714What did you expect from a young (not fake-young hag) fox?
>>35176763Hey HEY! NO RIDING DIRTBIKES INSIDE!
Who is better?
>>35176790Big paws > babby paws
>>35176790ocelomehs get my imagination going harder. i like their aesthetic, they have more of an established culture and i can borrow from central american history to fill in the blanks.
>>35176790Jinko for sure.
>>35176242Why do people hate nier automata now?
>>35176850It got popular and they're sick of seeing it everywhere
>>35176885it was nice to see eye coverings get a small renaissance.
>>35176790I want an ocelomeh to bully me in bed while a jinko lovingly loves me in bed
Comply with all OSHA regulations.
>>35176941A pet marshmallow cat can also help.
>>35176920Toobie renewing interest in short hair (that isn't some nightmare sidecut) was nice too
So i had this thought about how cupids in the modernday would be snipers right?It got me thinking about contract monsterisationsLike monsters paid to turn people in to monsters and stuff
>>35177220Is she flirting with me? Nah, probably not.
so did we ever find out what happened ta maus?
>>35177378I want a jubjub harem
>>35177514Unless you grow another dick I think the logistics of that might be a bit difficult anon
>>35177561put a cloth over their head when you're done and they'll think it's night and go to sleep. rinse and repeat
>>35177561Difficult or not, I want it. And I want the horniest jubjubs of them all
>>35177595we've got a genius on our hands boys
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, always make sure to check your automatons browsing history. You never know what 'upgrades' she's been searching for
>>35177760Handholding.exe Advanced daughteru unit care protocolsHigh grade, gremtech rail cannons.
you know i learned something today
>>35177803What was that, anon?
>>35177803Cheshires can dish out bullying but can't take it?
>>35177839Like all bullies
>>35174272I'm not sure who to pick
>>35178035the greenworm, ofc
>>35178044why didnt I think of that>>35178045nice try wan but you arent dubs
>>35175531Throwing your marshmallow hound? You fool! It can't manuever well in the air, which means I can charge at the master head-on and give her a big hug without the marshhound being able to intercept me!
How much milk can I get from a small cow?
>>35176790While I do like Jinko's abs, I can't say no to delicious brown Ocelomeh.
>>35177149>Good Evening Agent 69>Your targets tonight is “Dick-her” Anonkiov>Masochist, Mofu Addict, and Sabbath Internatonal Ringleader. Quite the resume.
>>35177220If a Hellhound did that in front of me I would look around to see which lucky guy she was actually flirting with.
When portals open I'm wearing kilts from then on just to see how many monsters would drop stuff near me so they can try to sneak a peek.
>>35178136>the sylphs are watching you intently
>>35178086if sabbath flatties are to be taken at their word, then just as much as a large cow.
>>35178141They can flip my kilt all they want, it takes more than that to make me feel embarrassed.
>>35174214>Waiting in your demon lawyers office>There's a portrait with her as a teenager hanging out with another demon that looks like the one you're consulting her onSomethings fishy here
I like elves
I love my wisp wife
>>35178456Even if you go to a completely different Demon’s firm, you’re just going to get some variation of “I know I can treat you better than she can!”>Only 8 role play sessions a month?>Anon, you should know that, in this economy, you should be getting at least 12 with rollover, bank, and borrow privileges.
>>35178539I love demons but I can't actually imagine what the perfect contract would look like. Boiling love down to actions or materialism feels cheap even though I know that's not the intention behind it. If anything I'd just sign whatever contract a demon put in front of me so long as there's nothing too crazy in it
>>35178499bowties are so cash
>>35178499Why she naked
>>35178539to get the best contract it's a good idea to get 3 or 4 demons in a bidding war. Maybe throw in a devil or two to keep them on edge.
>>35178565I can’t be the only one to think of all the systems she would set up as cute right? Imagining her doing all this bookkeeping with points and credits and allotments and redeemable rewards for what amounts to you everyday life makes me smile. Like coming home and kissing her on the cheek one day, just to find out you hit your 10,000th kiss, unlocking a new position in the bedroom tonight. Or being magically obligated to massage her back after her workout at the gym, but in exchange you get to lick her abs.
>>35178539That's why you go to a firm and shout out "I will sign the best contract". Watch those demons scramble to shove their papers in your face. Grats, you have the pick of the litter
>>35178622>Secretly bid yourself to drive the price upAll must be subverted
>>35178616maybe its bath time
>>35178637>>35178641What is pre-contractless sex with a demon like? Is that legally rape in a demon realm court?
>>35178651yes and her punishment will be signing a contract that YOU made. Whats on it?
>>35178651i'm pretty sure the signature in her womb is binding
>>35178689>yes and her punishment will be signing a contract that YOU made. Whats on it?Not sure, I had her write it for me.
Which monster would make the best pirate?
Make sure to get comfy with your waifu. Sometimes things get a bit hectic, just remember it's always good to slow down and just spend some time relaxing together.
Forget monster girls, I'm gonna work hard so I can marry a goddess.
>>35178651What's more taboo? Pre-contract sex with a Demon or pre-cocoon sex with a Greenworm? Or handholding missionary sex for the purpose of procreation with kissing and saying "I love you" constantly with and Ocelomeh while the window is open and the whole tribe can see it happen?
>>35178772the whole tribe is masturbating to the degeneracy
>>35178616Master still doesn't have an heir, and she's about to change that.
>>35178752Cute comfy/romantic images have become far more appealing to me than explicitly erotic ones. Should I be concerned?
>>35174214>definitely-100%-a-normal-human-woman CEO offers NEET employment under a contract>she's very clearly enthusiastic about the whole thing >NEET is about to sign, hesitates>"Do you mind if I run this by a lawyer real quick?">CEO's eye twitches, but manages to retain her composure>"Sure thing! How very prudent of you! Do you have anyone in mind?">"Not particularly. Figured I'd shop around, you know?">"I see. Well, due to a conflict of interest, as a CEO I shouldn't recommend you anyone specific. But, as we humans say, follow your heart!">gives him a firm handshake goodbye with both hands and a friendly smile >NEET figures that the CEO is a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place>next day, phoning around for law offices that will give the contract a quick once-over>absolutely nobody is taking new clients, and seem uncomfortable (even somewhat fearful) when asked why>only one he can get an appointment with is a rinky-dink office in an stripmall that seemingly sprung up literally overnight>front desk is still in the IKEA box and the fake potted plants still have plastic over them>the phone's hooked up, at least>demon lawyer is obsessively straightening a diploma on the wall, muttering worriedly to herself, fixing it again, on loop>realizes he's here, turns around>"Oh, hello there! Welcome!">greets him with an overexcited handshake with both hands>NEET figures that the demon lawyer seems a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place
>>35178836No, they're more appealing to me too. The best though is post comfy romantic cuddlesex.
How do I get this off my ceiling?
>>35178951Make her vacuum the house. She'll have to come down to reach the floor.
>>35178927My new wife sounds a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place.
There aren't enough demon stories in the archives, bros.
>>35178927what happens when you tell the other that you have a crush on the other woman?>NEET is sighing and recalling dreamily that the CEO or lawyer is a cutie>Lawyer or CEO twitches as she fights an internal war whether to reveal her trickery or support him>her heart's in the right place after all
>>35178951Mention while she's in earshot that it really would be difficult to kiss someone on the ceiling
>>35178979>demon tries to accost Anon>Anon uses the power of wholesome love to defeat her>demon becomes housewife for Anonhere you go, have another>Anon tries to run from a demon>gets got and made to sign the contract>his face becomes her chair
>>35178951Wow an upside-down curtsy! Impressive!
>>35179087Spider meido is so talented!
>>35178951>Spider-maid, spider-maid>Does whatever a spider can>Can she sweep, on the roof?>Take a look, overhead.
>>35178951I just want to know how an ushi got up there to begin with.
>>35175531Stop throwing the dog damnit
>>35179657Tarantulas can produce silk from their feet. They don't climb the way other spiders do.
How to deal with zombies becoming to smart for their own good
>>35179829Stop disturbing the life cycle of nature.
>>35179829Zombie, Wight, Lich, Wisp, no undead can resist getting WARMED
I really wanna fight a salamander but I also just want to cuddle with her and have her pet my head.
Go marry a youkai or something.
>>35179983>WARMED>It's just hour long videos of guys sleeping with a undead in their arms.
>>35180119That's the good stuff. No Undead can win against the warm, be she Vampire Duchess, Lich Queen or Wight Empress. Her husband need only walk up to her in his jammies and rabbit slippers with a mug of hot cocoa and a thick blanket, and she'll be pudding in his arms for the rest of the night. Hell, she may go back to undignified Zombie-like nibbling of his fingers and hair while they're at it.
Do not put penis inside acid take it from me
>>35180112>tsundere put in charge of Zipangu tourist advertising
>>35180207This man is reaching levels of comfy that no undead can stand against. He must be stopped!Thankfully, our brave Vampire countess has offered to face him alone so no other undead will fall to him.
>>35180119>"My Lord, please hear the vow of thy humble servant! >"Uh, sure, Fuji. Go ahead.">"My life may be lost, but I would give it up ten times over to protect yours! My honor may be stained, but yours shall remain ever-unblemished! My flesh may be cold, but I-">"Oh, was that it? Well just get under the blanket then, silly.">protesting undead noises hesitantly give way to contented undead noises
>>35180617Noble Ochi are easily flustered.
>>35180486What a noble sacrifice! She will be remembered for her courage, and certainly not for her shamefully needy expressions when she's tucked in under the coverlets.>>35180617The sword probably gets in the way of the snuggling, you're going to have to do a bit extra to convince her to let go.
>identity confirmed>executing rest of assignment
I need inspiration post something that will make me mad
>>35180950Despite being 13% of the monstergirl population hellhounds are responsible for 50% of the rapes.
>>35181008I have you what you asked for
>>35180971>>35180981>>35180989>>35180996please tell me he gets whats coming to him
I just want to listen to the soothing music of softbodied girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_-59f9mgfM
>>35175531here we go again im gonna get raped by hounds and theres nothing i can do about it
very nice wurm
>>35181082>he gets whats coming to himoh yes
>>35181308Beware the forest's mushrooms!
Pharaoh is important.
>>35181418>World... obey me!
>>35174214CORRECTION:>Remember that if a demon offers you a contract you should not sign it before consulting a lawyer.>So remember to contact your local professional non-monstergirl lawyer every time a demon tries to offer you anything.Fixed it
>>35181419I would at least!
>>35174151What if:Memri TV but in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8vqkzFpKYs&t=740s
Is this a suitable battle theme for a Gremlin and Automaton Mamono force?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEUwkvNbks
>>35174214Demons and their contracts always seemed like a huge pain to deal with. If I have to deal with blue extremists, I guess I'll go for the shorties.
>>35181463I think we already have some of those
>>35181442Can you name all her titles?
>>35181839you save that for when you propose
>Let me speak to your manager.
>>35181839Something something, Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a small village up the coast
>>35178499I'm a huge softie.
>>35181903I am the manager, goat lady
>>35181903what happens if you pull the chest fluff?
>>35181839ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Sheavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Sherat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lady Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lady, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis,Sherald of allSheralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...The Pharaoh!!!
>>35182018That's far too lewd.
>>35181839The Head Honcho, El Numero Uno, The Big Cheese, The Godfather, uh... Taxi Driver?
>>35181463>First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Druella" without the title "Princess".>Believe me, raping Orderites is easier than talking to them.>So if someone happens to be breastfed by his wife, it is permissible, and his wife does not become forbidden to him. (actual quote, no changes needed)>What is the cure for such disorders? Rapings.>Why do you blame Druella for what she did to Lescatie?>By Eros, I see the annihilation of NTR as clearly as I see you.>First of all, the only thing Order "deserves" is mass corruption and rape, second of all->Human women raise cats and dogs as a substitute for husbands.>I shall liberate you from the Order.>And not just your houri - she won't be there on her own. No. Not just your wife within the bed, but her 70 assistants with her as well. (actual quote, no changes needed)>The best thing in a man is his submission and weakness.
>>35180804>"I heard you paint houses."
>>35181839I keep messing up ;_;
>>35182111>>First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Druella" without the title "Princess".This is something I would say, but replacing "Princess" with "Goddess"
Good boyLet me gobble you up
>>35182242>Let me gobble you upAs long as she doesn't eat any of my snacks I'm fine.
>>35182018You get married
I was thinking what salamanders and lizard girls would watch for porn and I had the mating press channel pop in my head
>>35182353>Hunt demon realm beast with salamander/lizard wife>Outdoor mating press sex post hunt
>>35182242Before you do, let me ask you something, what was the emperors favorite snack?
"Defeating" the ancient evil monstergirls is lame, low tier and just plain ol' overrated.I dare you all to take on against Authoritarian Monstergirls. Who unlike the ancient evils. Are all current and alive.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYYs7zbUrM
What monster girl can resist borgar?
>>35182286What happens if you pull a feather?
>>35182440Lilims, demons and succs in military officer uniforms is my weakness. Hopefully the demon cult will give me a stern demon officer gf
De-smug the smug.
>>35182440what are the CO powers of various MGs?
>>35182602She has the powers of age regression, is obsessed with adding you to the angel family as her son and to purify whatever stains the monster girls inflicted on (You) with her breast milk.I don’t think you should give her any indication you need to reform like that, anon.
>>35182654I want a stern angel momster
>>35182718Kinda weird how she lets you jerk off with her mouth
>>35174151>"Cowardly wretches! Hiding from your batters. Your tricks will not protect you from the onslaught of my beasts. Heh, they think to free their comrades. But their freedom will be found only in obedience! Foolish anon, you are nothing but another beast to be broken! I will teach all these losers what it truly means to dominate your foes. We shall send these insolent curs scurrying back to their holes and mud-huts in fear as I bend their revered spirits and champions to my will!"
>>35182748She even forces me to drink her milk and doesn't let me drink any other type of milk unless I want to make her mad and use her pussy to milk my dick dry
>>35182844>dark elf sitting on your face while doing speeches
>>35182891Thats a tg post, anon
>>35182901Oh well. I just want a big booty dark elf to sit on my face while she is busy with other stuff.
>>35182908I feel ya on that, but not so much on the heavy bdsm dark elves have, rather have one that is motherly and gentle with me
>>35182844>battersWell if they didn't cook fried cave fish and chips using cave beer and cave wheat batter, maybe I wouldn't hide from them. With chefs like these, it's no wonder they need husbands.
>>35182908Same but with a beeg strongfat oni.
>>35183037This, I can get behind
>>35182844>Hiding from your batters.ESL elves with thick accents are great
>>35183094Yup, posted by whfag
>>35181385>Cheshire would soon regret giving the Dormouse insomnia
>>35183125Aaah! How did she find me?
How would he fare in MGE? Will his mind control powers work against monstergirls, make the Demon Lord and other head honcho monsters stop their domination?
>>35183228He'd be instant loss'd by the sabbath.
>>35181385Fucking love tom amd jerry when I was a kid
>>35183134I don't know, normally when he posts something here he also posts it on /tg/. He's very predictable.
>>35183296I mean that the orignal post comes from him, and is a copypasta down to the image used.
>>35183228Considering this is MGE and mamanobannan would make it so a monster would never do something that's against their own nature.Mindcontrol in MGE is some weak ass shit, basically nothing beyond suggestion.I Do like that is is like that, but it doesn't help my mindcontrol fetish. Thankfully mindflayers can still mindconrtol me, so that's fine.
>>35183125Monsters also find it adorable when you mispronounce words in their nativr language.
Monstergirl state leader(s) must be surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) happy and elated when they see a marching enemy human army like this marching to their lands right? Because; 'yay more husbands and boyfriends for us!'
>>35182844Ma'am this is a Wendy's.
>>35183385Sister is looking a bit weird? What happened to her?
>>35183341i'd still find it pretty cute if a girl was just playing along with me to see what happens.
>>35183228>If I told you “mind break me and make me a loving househusband” it wouldn’t matter what you felt about it.
>>35183429Now that's the best kind, especially if it's a girl like a high level demon or a salamander/dragon.
>>35178979To be fair you had one story where a demon broke the meta to win
>>35180112Whats the "or something" option?
>>35183365>that one sane order general trying to convince his superiors that this won't work>gets added to the hit list
>>35183409she just needs a two hour dip in cold holy water
>>35183529Can I join her?
>>35183248 >>35183341 >>35183437>responding to the anime boy spammerhow new?
>>35183539no paladin that would defeat the point
>>35183575Just take your meds, okay?
>>35183384Only the spiciest at Wendy's burger shack!
>>35183617Only if you go back to >>>/y/
Whats Magus up to? I need my fix
>>35183635Chili makes me happy. I don't claim to understand how it works, but a sweaty forehead, a runny nose and a burning mouth somehow translate into good feels in my kokoro.I wonder what kind of dishes these kitties make with their homegrown peppers.
>>35183661we're trying to treat sister Ella here, having a male present (especially one she's familiar with) will only complicate thingsplus the barrel is only big enough for one
>>35182035>doesn't have a Greenworm Considerer titlethis pharaoh sucks, she just has a bunch of generic things and warhammer titles
>>35180617>>35180755I have a sudden desire to turn a noble undead into a housecat for ten minutes so I can scratch her belly without her consent
>>35183714>Order mage and researcher constantly waylaid by the stupidity of his colleges
>>35183688Requesting an Ocelomeh with her peppers and cacao offering a drink of traditional hot cocoa to a hellhound/kobold
>>35183714But I want to be there and hold her hand and tell her every thing is going to be alright
>>35183734>"No brother Smith demon silver will not cause the werewolf to revert">"I don't care what she to you I'm not letting you in there"
>>35183228>male>how would he fareFuck off boy poster you spoiling this is means you know it's wrong
>>35183688Colour swapping Ocelomeh really emphasizes how grabbable those tufts of fur on her thighs are
>>35175531Uh oh, wans are worked up.
>>35183734>>35183829>lab assistant is actually a lich in heavy make-up
>>35183688My brother from another mother, spice is the spice of life.Aztec-Cats probably work it into most of their dishes through salsas and soup.
>>35183930>by the goddess sister Lily your hands are like blocks of ice! you must be freezing!
>>35183667Seems like most writefags is slowing down a bit
>>35182440tfw you realize you will never have an Advance Wars Villain Demon wife... why live?
>>35183992If I didn't have other obligations, I'd still write here
Has KC made the lion girl yet?
>show a dragon fear>they get offended and carry you off>show no fear in front of a dragon>they get impressed and decide you're proper husband material and carry you offRemember, they're always more afraid of you than you are of them
>>35183667Last I heard he was writing a story for greenworm anon, don't know if he finished
>>35184078I came from under the hill, and, uhh...
>>35184078Gonna be the one that calls them a flying lizard cow
>>35184078>Hike around a mountain >Dragons shows up>Get really sacred>Beg for my life>She gets super offended by this>Drags me off to her cave to show just how gentle dragons can be.
>>35174151Fox in a box.
>>35184109>She thinks ringbearer is some kind of slang for bridegroom>Hearing riddlemaker only enforces this and boosts her egoThis dragon has march hare levels of interpreting words in her favour>>35184145>Get really sacred>He turned into a valuable in front of a dragonFool
>>35182440I may not have any actual combat experience, but that won't stop me from taking on the big-breasted and overambitious monster general!
>>35183992Ive got computer issues, which will hopefully be fixed next week
>The boyim know
>>35184171What do I know?
>>35184146>Would you do it in a box?>Would you do it with a fox?-Lich Seuss
>>35184078What if I scare and bully a dragon tho?
>>35184233She either stands up for herself or her older sister deals with you for her
>>35184171Don't be ridiculous the boyim don't know.
>>35183688This is also an acceptable flavor of Ocelomeh. I would marry her without hesitation.
>>35184092With every passing day, I find it more difficult to resist the tailpussy.
>>35184251Hmm, two dragons, sounds better than just one
>>35184175>Yes, I am very Navy-sexual
Which monster would be okay with me burying my face in their neck fluff? It's something I've always wanted to do.
What happens if you have 2 monster girl childhood friends? How is this resolved?
Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years oldI got it from some kitty next doorAn' I went to see the doctor and she gave me the cureI think I got it some more
Every man must take a wife.
>>35184078What if I drop some spaghetti as a distraction?
>>35184475You can't make me!
>>35184406>How is this resolved?Guess
>>35184157>>He turned into a valuable in front of a dragon>Dragons "must protect weak human" instincts kick into overdrive
>>35184556I'm pretty sure dragon instincts are better described as "must exploit weak human"
>>35184203>I do not like them, Anon-I-am>I do not like Green Orcs and Ham>Would you like them in a Shoghouse?>Would you like them with a Dormouse?
>>35184406Obviously you carved all 3 of your names on the tree where you liked to play at, so they'll be happy sharing you as they have done all this time.
>>35184078I will open my arms for a hug
>>35184367She looks like a mime.
>>35184078What if you just show gratitude and not much more? I appreciate Ms. Dragon taking care of all those bandits. Going to offer her a hand sewn pair of wing warmers and be off on my way. Hopefully she likes them.
>>35184078what if I show her praise for such a powerful and beautiful monster?
>>35184782>He must think my den is cold. How insulting! I'll have to show him how wrong he isThe mountains can get cold but you won't hear her mention that. Should have offered her a scale scratcher
Wow an off-topic poster and a retard what a surprise
Give it back!
>>35185111I like cows and want to touch the cow now
>>35185213Far out. My sides.
>>35178748>Demon girl furiously masturbating while writing the most one-sided contract she can think of for (You) locking her into eternal bondage as your abject love-slave.>Puts in lots of little lovey-dovey flourishes like promising to say 7 nice things about you everyday and mandating a minimum quota of hugs she has to initiate every week>Gets super wet when she writes the part detailing her responsibility to get knocked up within the first month or face a penalty for every month she isn't pregnant.
>>35183635>For First We Fluff I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones>Today we're joined by Wendi-chan, you may know her from her altruistic work in the Snugglescouts, her latest cook book Meat: Charred Chaos comes out August 12>Wendi-chan, as a connoisseur of all things meat, how are you with spicy food?
>>35179566>Spider-Maid, Spider-Maid>Does whatever she can to aid>Sweep a room, any size>You'll get lost, in her eyes>Look out!>Here comes your Spider-Maid (with lunch)
>>35179703>Fulton-extracting an Ushi!Now that's what I call Outer Heaven
>>35185184>>35185213Intellect of Hakutaku with body of Minotaur would make for a perfect woman.
>>35185288You have incurred the wrath of sea bishop-chan's older sister.
>>35185357Kinda small for a cow, ain't she? Is she a real cow?
>>35185394She has her boobs constricted
>>35185394I'm personally a fan of flat cows
>>35180804Agent 005 is a cute! A CUTE!
>>35185410I meant she looks kinda scrawny, has she been eating well?
>>35185390Looks pretty calm to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker#%22J%C3%B6furr%22_%E2%80%93_proposed_boar_warriorsNeed a viking h'orc
>>35185416How is she a cow, if she is flat?
>>35185473Bad geneticsWhile her friends can fill a bucket, she can only get some trickles out.This makes her desire to get pregnant so she can increase her milk output, which is the whole point
>>35185513Doesn't the amount of milk that cab come out ain't resricted by the size?
>>35185513Technically breast size doesn't directly correlate with the amount of milk produced. For all you know she can give as much milk as others.
Aggressive hugs are best hugs
>>35185578>>35185591Please stop ruining my fantasies
>>35185591How much milk can this one make?
>>35185652What choice beef.
>>35185651Should have fantasized about a flatty cow putting titty monsters to shame with the amount of milk she gives.
There’s a restaurant in my city called “Lamia’s Crepes”; I’m gonna go eat there and see if I get a snek waifu or some delicious crepes.
Gimme 3 minos and 3 holsts, and I'll be the happiest and most sexed man on Earth.
>>35174272How much longer are you going to keep the poll open?
>>35185652I'd rather go to town on those abs, I'm hungry for BEEF!
>>35185651Then get better ones, >>35185652dumbass
>>35185712Going to repost it one more time next thread, then I'll get to work on whoever won when that thread dies.
>>35185751Where did this originally come from, as in the original image
Damn, i love when mgs bites or scratches their mates. So hot.
>>35185776It looks like some kind of Egyptian tomb but it’s so low resolution I don’t know how you would be able to find it.
To the guy who requested Jubjub blowjob, I might have gotten something mixed up at some point during this processhttps://i.imgur.com/6J2oSIy.png
>>35181308I really like her hat!
>>35185798No the image of the anon and a woman holding him near her hips
>>35185796Biters get the _______.
>>35185800Excellent work!I'll be honest; I really wasn't expecting anything to come of that request, especially so quickly. Thanks dude!
>>35185823I think the original was an ad for blacked.com
>>35185829Cock in their mouth
>>35185848It wasn't a woman either
Did I miss cowposting?
>>35185881Thanks, I guessed as much
>silently divebombs you>"Pssh... nothin personnel hubby"
>>35185894Cowposting has concluded, we post foxes now.
>>35185993Thats a cow tho, is it not?
>>35185911I wanna lift up that little tuft and start licking
>>35185911Well I'd be worried if there'd be Stuka howling all of a sudden.
>Husband unit, I have rented a film as instructed. I have picked The Iron Giant.
Join dragon knight in her fight for justice!
>>35186089I'd rather be a fabulous phantom thief
>>35186089Nah, I am just a man who happens to be at the right place and the right time to stop crime
>>35186016Why is that robot fish so fat?
>>35186089Only if she politely asks me to.
>>35186335What, I told her that her tail looked fat. I thought that was a complient
Guys I think I found baphofag’s eponymous wife, she sure is cute and now we can see where his daughter gets her looks from
>>35186406I forgot the image
>>35186335Compared to my blue-tongued skink gf, your tail isn't fat enough.
>when you finally had enough of your childhood succ friend's sexual harassments
>>35186424So this is what his actual daughteru looks like
>>35185993Imagine peeling those off of her just to see what happens. Will she reward you or punish you or a mixture of both.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g
>>35186335You said all weapons were allowed, so yes, I did bring a demon realm revolver to our duel
>>35186635She's hiding her power level
>>35186635>>35186380Saying lame is lame
How hot is a dragon’s blowjob?
>>35186804God, I love this artist and would say pretty hot. Nice n toasty hotdog you'll have
Is a sacrificial goat gal close enough to a weresheep to fuck on the altar, cause I don’t want to disappoint the fallen god again and have to go back to sunday school again
>>35186931Yup, even moreso if she was that single old hag sister that never let anyone have fun
Just realized how delicious and grabbable the Ocelomeh's waist really is. I wonder if hugging your Ocelomeh's waist in public as you walk, is acceptable in Ocelomeh culture.
>>35187090> I wonder if hugging your Ocelomeh's waist in public as you walk, is acceptable in Ocelomeh culture.Assert dominance by doing it anyway
>>35185800With no questions I would embrace this bird so hard
>>35185702>TFW no french snek waifu to cook you breakfast>>35186034>You stay...I go...no...following>Ssssuuuuupperrr MannnnnI'm n-not crying automa-chan, y-you're crying...
>>35187240Tan cat is gonna get some baby weight.
>>35187150Gonna grab the oldest, strongest and largwst of them and carry her in a princess carry in front of those who told her she is going to be a spinster
>>35187240Whats this cat trying to tell me?
>>35187354I've seen housecats wiggle their ass in the air like that when they want to pounce on something, so it's either that or a stretch.
Dragonewts are cool
>>35185702Update: no snakegirls but the crepes were good, just needed a bit more powdered sugar on it but that’s just me.
>>35187397More like dragoNEETs haha
>>35187090Watching them sashay or strut would be wonderful, much as with demons.
SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>35187468This must be one of those radical faction Kikis I've heard about.
>>35187468Truely radical kiki
>>35185184Built to bear large cannon and other heavy loads
>>35186635>>35187531no hate on sakura conversions
>>35187566If Kenkou Cross were to do an Azur Lane doujin, which bote would you like it to be?
>>35187240Brown pear warrior girls look best on all fours.
>>35187615whichever bote is biggest and/or is a cow
>>35185800Hot hot hot
>>35187661That leaves only one choice.
>>35187705The cow says moo
>>35187658Wait a minute… this isn’t my PS4 controller!
>>35187792What does she want? Brains?
>>35187792Gonna push her down and use her boobs.
>>35187792I am going to carry her home and use her as my daki
>>35187862Is she foriegn?
>>35187792Why so many seals?
>>35187942Gyaru shog? I like this
>>35187942this is the best outfit I've seen a shog inI'd love to see shogs in casualwear
>>35187468Who else grew up playing Tanya Kikimora’s Pro Duster? I loved those games growing up.
>>35187959More proof that Shogs > Kiki. Kikis can't Gyaru.
>>35187999Do, you dare challage me, mortal?
>>35187615I mean, one more vanilla Atago doujin wouldn't hurt anybodybut I'd maybe like, instead,>SiriusPassionately horni maid, easy fit for KC I think>AzumaFavorite Onee-san>FdGPerfect Demon IMO>AmagiInari seductress>TosaI'd just like to see more of herShinano I love, but I have a hard time fitting her into KC's 'tropeset', in opposite to how Sirius works well, if that makes sense.
>Sailors getting cat-called by mermaidsYes or no?
>>35185800Did anyone ever tell you how good your wonderland work always is?
>>35188185Isn't that basically all sirens do?
Getting cat-called by a cat.
>>35188207Sirens Doesn't exist. They're a conspiracy made up by Poseidon followers so mer-people can harass hardworking sailors while having someone to blame.Follow me for more uncomfortable truths!
>>35188280Don't and I DO NOT BELIEVE THE RABBITS AND I THINK THERE IS Rabbit ASS ON THE MOON THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKED
>>35186089I want to go on a Dragon quest with her!
>>35188331The real reason we know the moon landing was fake is due to the fact we know the astronauts would have been raped by the moon rabbits.
>>35188416I am gonna show those rabbits the power of earth dick
>>35188416You don't know they weren't.
It doesn't make sense to go out fighting and hunting while pregnant, so Amazons expecting a child should leave it to other members of the tribe. What do they do in their village during that time and what's it like for their husbands?
>>35188523>old Windows logosYup, a hag
>>35188556>Fufufu~ time to find an unwitting Human to sign my contract...
>>35188556Time to get a neet
>>35188569But NEETs don't leave their rooms. How is she going to get a man?
>>35188621You're thinking of a hikki.
>>35188621You're thinking of hikikomori. NEETs can go outside.
>>35188656>>35188650So what does a hikki-NEET do?Just pray her man comes-a-knockin?
I want to go to a gym where Onis, MInotaurs, and Lizardmen bully me into lifting and force feed me protein shakes
>>35188679Weak-willed, aren't ye?
>>35188672Gonna come through the roof like an angel descending into her life
>>35188672Online dating.>>35188679Minotaurs are the best when it comes to protein.
>>35188702>break into a hikki-NEET demon's house>she falls off her chair in a panic, yelling about something to do with isekai and how she hopeed it'd be truck-kun>grab her hand and tell her you've come to marry herThink her brain might just pop.
>>35176790y not both?
>>35181442id plant my face right between those and never move again for life, having only her sweat and the smell of the rubber suit to live off of
>>35188727Hell, I'll go one step further, kiss her as soon as I see her, and then bang her retarded
>>35188762>Jaguar + Tiger = TiguarOh my god imagine getting ambushed and raped by that thing in the jungle.It'd be like, super rape, not just regular rape.
>>35181218He deserves worse.
>>35183635>Not Wendi'sYou had 1 job
>>35188801Need me a wife thiccer than a Wendi's Wintertown Frosty Shake
>>35188779Easy, just dont be a dumbass and pounce on her first
>>35188788These delinquent, squatting Monsters are pretty scary. I don't know if I'm a high enough level to fight them yet.
Every morning I wake up, I think of wurms. I think of their breasts, long tails, fun personalities, and long beautiful hair. Am I ok?
>>35188815Anon, she is hiding in the trees. You don't stand a chance.
>>35188818Just squat next to her and offer her some kvass.
>>35188830Then wait for her, dodge, then jump on her
>>35188830Talk about how you know she's there and she sucks at hunting
>>35188818>>35188841Her friends show up. What now?
>which way healer boy?
>>35188905>maybe this shortcut isn't worth it...
>>35188905Offer your body
>>35188916>I keep telling you it doesn't matter, just get out of the AOE so you stop taking damage>never should have taken this job
>>35188916Down the hall to the left.Those ladies really need to remember where the washing room is.
>>35188916Healer? Ain't that you guys since I am the one that goes in front and don't allow you guys to get any action before I do?
>>35188916Pizza place is across the street. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shower after my run
>>35188971>'I can't wait to get a precious little healer boy of my own'!>They open the door and get a late twenties, bearded man with a hollowed eyed gaze that glares at them and spits out 'What happens when you see the marker on the floor?"
>>35188916No way, lesbo
>>35184076We got Manticores.
>>35188916I dont heal, I carry
>>35188916I'm a mage not a pathetic healer,now get lost
>>35188916>R-right this way mommy- I MEAN MA'AMS
What if I just kept challenging my salamander neighbor to fights even if I lost all of them?
>>35189312Eventually she'll begin to start challenging you to fights until you win.
FuckingFatFoxersSo massive, in fact, that this is the only pic I can post that isn't too big for 4chan.
>>35188713reminder that Minos probably have particularly soft and bouncy breasts as they lack the same mammary gland density that the average Holst does.meaning, there's a very real possibility that Minos are superior to the average cow even when it comes to paizuri. holstfags just can't stop losing.
>>35189401Now thats better
>Are you lost? Do you need someone to guide through this forest?
>>35189448Thank you, i have been lost for weeks now, I just need somewhere to live. I'll do anything
We need more swordlilim.
>>35189469>Anything, you say?
>>35189511Yes, anything. I just want someone to pat my head and tell me everything will be alright at the end of the day
>>35189448surely this nice lady wouldn't exploit a lost traveller
>>35189293>Miia wakes up in a cold sweat
Kissing a loli Salamander and feeling up her cute little fangs!
>>35188916To the inn for rich adventurers! We got a lot of gold from our last quest.
Do incubized men have the same capacity to be evil as normal humans do or do they become more like monsters in that respect?
I'm going to take a monster girl to flavortown.
>>35188916Wait, is the healer leading the party?
>>35189686Judging from that pic, I'd say that the healer is more of the foundation of the party.By which I mean all the others are going to be on top of him.
>>35189448Ma'am this a Wendi's
>>35189727And Wendis work with the finest White Horn cuddlescouts, no need for shotavore witches here!
>>35189671I hope I get a Yeti monk in Cuddletown, a healer and a fist fighter
>>35189448Old hag, you must be senile, this is my room
>>35189669>Do incubized men have the same capacity to be evil as normal humansI dont think so. They become APEX Coomers that are not capable of living without sex.
What monsters have the largest asses?
>>35189817Wock is big in absolute terms. Gazer is big relative to her size.
>>35189817>>35189848>implyingGazer got a Hank Hill ass
>>35189848These two are very gay.
>>35189884I would like to buy this corn
>35189901>caption shitInstantly closed
>>35189901>fucking her thighs and groping her all over while she sleepsDL bless this anon.
Oh god Centaur butts.
>>35189958Those are some booba alright
>>35186635>>35187615>Leave the chink foxes to me
>>35189999Hold on let me upgrade that one real quick.
Getting anti monster human women addicted to mamono drugs and convincing themselves to monsterize themselves in exchange for another hit!
>>35190020Now this is a fox I would glady act like a dunmy and fall for her tricks
>>35189947Fuck em all anon
>>35190039I was going to target old aristocratic women who're looking for mermaid blood in the underground market to extend their miserable lives. Eventually I spike it with ushi blood.
Oh genie of the gym, I beg you to remove the cheshire gains goblin from my life stopping her from straddling me during my bench or making me eat her out when I squat down
>>35190047But what if she doesn't WANT to trick you?
>>35190167Then call her out about her "bulk"
>>35190173I'll just marry her right then and there
Hugs for all!
Tough city mice.
>>35190219Why are city mice so mean? Why can't they be more like their field mouse sisters?
>>35190241I do love this computer fox after all
>>35190238sandpaper tongue on the shaft while her tail tends to the balls
>>35190265>Manticore tail sucking on your balls Patrician taste, don't think I've ever seen any art even doing this, guess I know what to commission if I ever decide to do
lolidom is the best dom
>>35190219>>35190248The best mice are sleep mice
>>35190364Which is the thickest mice?
>>35190248>Keep distracting the vole jester sent to assassinate you by offering her fine cheese.
>>35190416Where can I find those mice at?
>>35190248>Redwall, but Mice girls
Marry foxesSleep with foxesMix your blood with foxes
>>35190541I will, but only hags
>>35190563That can be arranged.
>>35190541it's kinda hot when girls want to pollute my bloodline, despite me having no strong feelings about my lineage.
>>35190047But she just wants to be your mummy
>>35190608Now, that gets my pp hard
>>35190595i think it's the enthusiasm.
>>35190525>Find regular mice>Cum insideDone!
Sex?Monsters?An order that fails to take control of this?time to take control of this mess then!
>>35190595bonus points if she is actually significantly stronger than you and will only make your bloodline more prestigious and powerful.
>>35190525Step 1. Take in poor and starving mice. Step 2. Feed them so they fill out. Step 3. Enjoy
>>35190643Instructions unclear, found a gator mommy gf instead
I know this is a bit off topic but can you tell me that everything is going to be alright ?Even if you don't mean it..
>>35190660>looked for a sewer rat>found a sewer gator insteadstill a win in my book
>doorbell rings>unexpected package outside your doordang modern day mimics.
>>35190665Had a shitty day myself, but it's going to be alright fren.Now look deep into Pharoah's eyes and repeat after her>I love Pharoah>I am a slave to Pharoah>I want to serve Pharoah's every whim>I can't wait to tell Pharoah how much I love her
>>35190641No doubt, your children will be her spitting image. Just enjoy going inside her gene pool, hook line and sinker
I gotta say, fox monstergirls feel more generic and boring than the basic succubus at this point.
>>35190669More like she found me sulking around her home
>>35190702That's because they reproduce the most
>>35190714Anon, why are you sulking in her home?
>>35190702such is the burden of being an archetype moreso than a species.
>>35190724Lookin for some mice
>>35190724Found her panties and was sniffing them while I jerked off
>>35190737>>35190745The term you are looking for is SKULKING around, not Sulking around. A gator gal will be mighty confused as to why you are being sad inside her house.
>>35190760Hey I learned a new word today
>>35190714>"I threw a rock at him"
manticores will drain and dump you.
>>35190787that's okay. i'll keep coming back for my fix
>>35190787Good, no need to pay child support for all the mantibrats
Gator gals are just bigger, thicker, stronger lizardwomen.
>>35190787Sounds like someone needs another 48 hours on the Tail Train.
>>35190804So better, thats what I am getting from that speech
>>35190775And then I woke up in her arms
>>35190828Yes, although probably more solitary creatures.
>>35190804I mind of imagine them with an over the top Australian accent
>>35190873Nah, gotta go bayou with them. Not this Aussie stuff
>>35190873Nah, thats bunyips mostly, I see them with southern accents and mannerisms
>>35190787Yes, she will dump you onto her bed.
>>35190873That's bunyips and saltwater crocs. Gators should sound cajun.
>>35190864I am fine with that
>>35190804How to get a gator wife quick?
>>35190817>got lost in the forestat least this nice lady is here to help
Experts at non-lethal takedowns!
>>35190914Go to a swamp. Yell that you are single and make a great gumbo. Then take a swim.
>>35190930Now what happen if I could play the banjo perfectly and sat at the end of the pier
>>35190940I haven't seen deliverance in a while but i'm sure it'll be fine.
How long do I have to stay unmarried before the authorities send a Demon to my location?
>>35190914Look in the swamp. Easiest way to find gators be they THICK cakes or lolis.
>>35190930>relaxing at the bayou at night>making a big pot of gumbo for the all gator gals
>>35190966A BEEG pot of gumbo for BEEG Gators.
>>35190905>>35190889>>35190883Too late I'm already hearing her telling me to make her a vegemite sandwich.
>>35190919This is awesome, I love their hatter one the most
>>35190972I like to put sausage, smoked ham, chicken and prawns in my gumboIs that excessive? Meat tasty.
>>35190973Damn you got one them salties, ey
>>35190930Big gator death rolls in bed
>>35191013No escape from big gator thighs
>>35191021Once they lock you in there's no pulling out
>>35191026>>35191013>>35191021HIGH SPEED ROTARY SNUGGLES
>>35191035I am sold on gator gals
>>35190930How are the gator gals in the sewers
>>35191078They have a heavy Brooklyn accent and come with an entourage of rats.
Wouldn't it be just terrible if a monster army conquered your town and then sent you to be a slave on a holstaur farm?Imagine the horror, being mercilessly forced day and night to milk their fat tits while they "milk" you in turn so that they can breed more, living mostly off their milk. Haha, that would absolutely suck.
>>35191136Anon, I would go adventuring just to get money and run a holstaur farm/a non-holst dairy farm.
>>35191154Or just go to a holst village
>>35191114>Hey buddy, this here's our tunnel, beat it.>Yeah! beat it!>Squeak!
As part or the "culturization" process, husbands were instructed to scupt a totem of something we find "tasty and delicious". Everyone is sculpting food and fruits.... I wonder, what will happen if I sculpt a totem of my wife's waist? Will I be the only man to fail the assignature?
>>35191136>get assigned to a kiki>you're her slave but also her master>it's a weird vibe
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>>35191163Look, I need money to start the business. Either to house all the holsts that work for me or to buy the potions needed to get a non-holst girl to have the capacity and production to rival a holst.
>>35191136>sent you to be a slave on a holstaur farm?Yes, because I want the Minotaur's farm.
I fapped to something I shouldn't have , do I go in self imposed exile?
What slime would be most Frightening to exist as a slime queen Variant?
>>35191191Well Anon, what you can do is not mention fapping to it nor should you share whatever it was.
>>35174151>have a preference for robot girls that look humanoid but still mechanical (like pic related)>almost all IRL attempts at making sexbots are made to look identical to human womenFucking normalfags
>>35191178>https://i.imgur.com/GJlfq6V.jpgis that loli druella lewds? fuck yes
>>35191248Somehow still had that link quoted from when I was going to reply and forgot, fuck.
>>35191227How about robot girls that look less human then that pic but still humanoid.
>>35191262Ghost of a Demon possessing its old bones?
>>35191227I guess that's why I like Emmy the robot
>>35191268Huh not a bad idea for leggings
Best monster girls to be nerds and dorks?
>>35191464Anubis.Incidentally they're also peak bully material.
>>35191500What that in her hand?
>>35191514A phonePharaoh is making her speech-to-text talk to her husband because she can't work the phone with her huge paws
>>35191525Damn, she needs the bean pad
>>35191544At this point she could be a alp sMatago sith and I'd do it for the card
>>35191544I mean, she doesn't need to give me the card.I'd just like to cook dinner for someone that isn't me or my usual DND group.
>>35191544Ah, too bad my power supply can't run that.
>>35191544Can i get a hug instead
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to remember that during the hot days of summer is when you see a rare and elusive form of monster girl. The tanned, shorthaired tomboy
Pharoah show no respect shiek put her in the camel clutch.
>>35191598I love summer, just because of summer
How do I show off my smarts to hakutaku or do I just act special?
What the best type of monster girl?
>>35191831undead and dragons
>>35191831Baphos of course. No one can ignore their magical charm.
>>35191886The peak female form.
>>35191895>da peek of female formGrand delusion
>>35178951Did someone monsterize hollow knight characters
>>35191872because undead girls know how to have fun, and dragons are cool
>>35191872Because they can "eat" your lower head like a champ
>>35191921Mantis blowjobs are a dangerous game.
>>35191917Stay mad, fren. But I still respect your opinion.
>>35191895Runya is almost too cute for lewd. Almost.
>>35191976Sleepgoat is GOAT.
>>35191947But that my dick even harder
>>35192030...I wonder if Runya is actually a loli Weresheep and she hasn't yet figured it out.
>>35187227At least it's not Plague Dogs
Mud wrestling with a h'orc
I hope one day i can be blessed by latenight to draw my wife
>>35188916Just because i'm a human man, doesn't mean i'm a healer boy. This new status quo is annoying, y'know.
>>35192052H'orc wrestling with a dorome
>>35187658For a second there I thought that wasn't an arm...
>>35189085Wasn't there news that he was gonna make a regular lion, or was that just rumor talk?
>>35192042Dear sweet demon lord. I think you've cracked the code. That's why she has no magical powers like other baphs.
>>35191872because insects have many great girls, headlined by the ever underrated mantis and the beloved greenworm
>>35192119For me, its regura
Which tongue is the best?>Demon>Ghoul >Shoggoth