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If you ever plan on going into a martial arts tournament, watch out for Yetis! They're experts in all the grappling techniques!
>>33348742>rape becomes illegal in demon realm >just becomes a law the mg police never convict >most of the time they'll just respond with a congratulations on getting married
>>>33348646>Somewhere a wandering sandworm hears a thump and what sounds like muffled screams of frustration
Statistics show a cheshire can hear a can opener from over 100 meters away, please make sure there's no cheshires nearby when you decide to open a can of tuna!
>>33348993I eat tuna often so I probably would have a shit ton of cheshires crawling around my house
>>33348846Rape is impossible because penetration is officially recognized as marriage.
>>33348993Must be fun to open a can in the Cat Kingdom.
>>33348993Cheshire is going to be disappointed when the only canned foods I have are porc & beans
>>33349084You get arrested for not having enough food for all of em
>>33348846Hi. I'm Anon Cockson and this Is Jackass>learn rape is now illegal>get all the meat I can and cook it in front of the Hellhound neighborhood>Dont't wear a shirt or pants as well>When approached, respond with " rape is illegal, ya know">cut to hospital with my new 72 hellhound wives
>>33349168the fatal mistake was skewering the meat with his cock and waving it around chanting "LOL COCK KABOB"
>>33348742Ushi-Oni wouldn't survive in that scenario without becoming super villains.
>>33349235youre now making me think of city of heroes/villians with mgs now
>>33349235> Ushi-Oni wouldn't survive>strong>confident >bigThey would thrive
>>33348742now how am I supposed to get my daily dose of rape, I can't function without being pulled to the side by the mamano who work at the office
>>33348993So say I want to attract a Cheshire.
>>33348742There's a few kingdoms that we know about. The three in the Mist Continent, The Order, Dragonia, Fairy Kingdom, Demon Lord's Forces EtcThere should be at least two desert kingdoms, because there wouldn't be encyclopedia entries describing realms run by Pharaoh and Apophis if it hasn't happenedWould places run by Wights, Vampires, and Slime Queens be considered independent?To what extent monster states consider one another part of the same country? Not many places seem to be under the direct rule of the DL to begin with. I don't think that the Monster Lord rules anything outside of Royal Makai; I don't think she particularly cares about how monster states govern themselves as long as they don't start trying to overthrow her for some reason or start doing things that would endanger the global supply of men.Lescatie is a monarchy de jure ruled by the Roper Queen and de facto ruled by Druella, Polove is ruled by a bunch of incubus wizards, Dragonia is also a monarchy ruled by a Dragon Empress, and Court Alf is a group of allied islands each ruled by their most skilled unmarried monstergirl musicians.In general, though, monster kingdoms seem to tend towards some degree of anarchy since most monstergirls don't really care about
>>33348742>>33349368>Anons think they're safe now that rape is outlawed>some of the more violent girls struggle with the transition>can't stand being forced to beg for a guy's consent before they take him>others thrive>discover that cornering some guy against a wall and teasing him until he admits how much he wants them to ravage him is even better than rape>techniques are quickly shared, spread, and improved>wedding rates skyrocket as Anons turn to putty in the hands of strong, confident monsters
>MGE world>Die a shitty medieval death like starving after some blight or slowly bleeding to death from a sword in your gut on a nameless battlefield or from bandits>get picked up by some sex-crazy wisp and be hers for the rest of eternityYou know, mamono are alright.
>>33349567Pretty sure there are numerous of smaller desert kingdoms
>>33349645I'm pretty sure it's a /tg/ copy pasta anyway.
>>33349635What if I die but I don't like wisps, and I didn't have anyone waiting for me in the afterlife? Do I stay alone forever?
>>33349567I like to imagine there's a minination of harpies, built at the base of a steep mountain with rickety wooden structures built all over it. At the top is a Gryphon den as she runs the place, since she's the only one with hands and therefore the strongest
>>33349669That is just one scenario. Other ones are being ressurected by a lich roaming the old battlefield for corpses. Or some romantic vampire saving you from death's embrace just in time with a vampiric kiss and and a corny dramatic line You get to be her loyal servant for the rest of eternity.
Mofu rechargingPlease stand by until your fox is back to operational conditions
>>33349669banshee or a whole host of different undead
>>33349698Okay, but we certainly need to more if there are more options on the afterlife. Here's me hoping KC will expand that part.
>>33349731I want to worship Hel with my wight wife! And offer her the fresh new undead couples from former adventurers!
>>33349748Evil wight queens are my weakness
>>33349720Banshee gets you when you're dying or close to die. The starting point is that I'm already dead and not coming back.
>>33349731Anyone with an undead wife automatically gains immortality without dying and there is a blessing of undeath spell that transforms a person into an undead upon dying. Anyone that worships Hel automatically gets this blessing.
>>33349769But if you’re dead, then how are you online right now?
>>33349769too bad, youre not allowed to die
>>33349773>>33349783But I want to know more about the afterlife that KC mentioned. Maybe it's even better than the living world.
>>33349799Other gods probably have some kind of special afterlife besides those described for Hel and Fallen god but like everything else the answer is "please be patient".>2) Is there magic for resurrection or reincarnation?>In the case of being in a state of apparent death, or immediately after death, the souls can be recalled. But basically, it is difficult to resurrect dead unchanged. However, Human women and MGs can relatively easily revived as "undead", and by the one who mastered necromancy, it is possible that a man can revived as "undead incubus", not changed to undead MG. Also, In the world of MGE, there is the system of reincarnation of souls, but still I can't answer them, so please wait.
>>33349857The Fallen God doesn't have an afterlife does she? It's an alternative dimension where you never die. Not the same thing.
>>33349760Terrible and vile!Also please look forward to a cute little combat commission gift I'm getting of Elizabeth! It looks really cute and cool!
>>33349909>that tongueOh no!
>>33349885It's her heaven where she and her angels are from. It's just as much intended as her afterlife as those that worship Hel gain immortality in the mortal world as their afterlife.
>>33349084>Presenting the queen of the Cat Kingdom with a humble can of sardines from your own world.A fine gift.
>>33349949But it's not really an afterlife since you don't go there after dying, you go there with your physical body with your wife.
>>33349986>Saving your Parent's ailing cannery business from being bulldozed by evil (((Businessmen))) at the last possible moment by presenting them with a signed contract for 1 million cans of American-caught seafood for you newfound Jinko queen and her subjects
>>33349559Just get an electric can opener and walk around with it turned on until you get the desired cat
How do people deal with such tall wifes?
>>33350442Just be her height.
>>33350442Just give her some extra worship
>>33350480is that supposed to be elsa's fursona or somethingeither way it's not relevant to this thread
>>33349957>the queen of the Cat Kingdom>it’s just some house cat that wanted to sleep on the throne >now everyone is praying to her
Oh would you look at that, Anon! How'd you get under me? I jumped on you? Well isn't that a hoot. I don't know how that could have happened. I was trailing you for the past couple hours? Well well well looks like we have a real super sleuth on our paws, er, hands! Get off? And just what are you going to do if I said no?
>>33350512It's a dragon girl. Literally a girl dragon that can talk and act like a human.
>>33349760I literally cannot achieve an erection unless it's either a Wight, a massive Wolfu, or Diablo in D3 as done by Exaxuer.
Did anyone originally think how to train your dragon was a erotic fanfiction?
>>33350644"evil" powerful mamono are important
>>33350566>Get off? And just what are you going to do if I said no?How about "get me off"?
>>33350671What do you think pure dark matter tastes like, can I just scoop it out like pudding and eat it?
>>33350688Mind break and sex
im curious how many assmen here?
>>33350711I would be a professional demon ass licker in the MGE world
>>33350711The fuck? Thats where shit comes from and it stinks you fucking fecalphiliac.
>>33350696Fill a syrup bottle with the stuff then pour it on a stack Holstaur Milk Pancakes. Yum, good mind break
>>33350711I want a girl to do this to me.
>>33350711i love ass as well
>>33350739But babies come from vaginas, by your logic if I fuck a woman in her vagina, then I’m a pedophile.
>>33350751>not making your “special syrup” for your waifus pancakes What kind of terrible husband are you?
>>33350751>eat the pancakes for breakfast>black out>wake up in the evening in a rather trashed house with your wife all satisfied and cum-bloated
>>33350783I do that every other morning! This was just a special occasion, dark matter isn't easy to come by when you don't live in a Dark Demon Realm y'know!
>>33350480Sorry anon, you want the /trash/ or /aco/ threads, this is MGE-specific Monstergirl thread.
>>33350442Be her big spoon.
I didn't shit at all last night, but I also didn't sleep well. My butt was kinda pasty though.
>>33350958Cute, but an incubus wouldn't be interested in a normal human, unless she was in the process of being monsterized that is. Or are you implying she was already a mamono?
>>33350958Incubi don't tend to care about human women, and they don't get pointy ears either.
>>33350958>"Hey wanna see my sword">You think he's making an innuendo >He pulls out his actual sword>"Pretty cool huh? It's pink and has hearts on it">You are somewhat disappointed
>>33351017She's a Demon in disguise and he didn't get fooled.
>>33351059I want an ara ara but for her to look and be five or six and have the mind of a 52 year old.
>>33351017>>33351028Don't judge the man's tastes! He's very vanilla, but he might be disappointed when she turns into a succubus anyway so he just has to deal with it.
>>33351028>and they don't get pointy ears either.True though you could probably get them if you wish
>>33350566>those absI don't own my chastity anymore do I? She may be gracious enough to return it but the only person who decides what happens with it is her considering she's already on top.
>>33350711There's nothing I want more in life than a whole tribe of fat assed porcs that I can grab whenever lazing around the house
>>33351044That sounds like a funny scenario to be honest>Disguised demon tries to seduce a king in a human kingdom>The king is actually an incubus in "disguise" and sees right through her immediatelyHe is getting desperate
>>33351212Yeah, I want to eat them as scrapple.
>>33351028Elf Incubi exist.>>33351212Anon, the nip!
>>33350711Big booty pharaoh is my weakness
>>33351288I need a hedonistic, THICK pharaoh.
>>33351300Sounds fun. Though I prefer a serious and stern one with a big ass. Something like a warrior queen.
>>33350711Absolutely.And yet I dislike anal. Go figure.
>>33351365Oh, warrior queens are normally my go to but right now I'm feeling one that's made a hobby of feasting and fucking and general lewdity when she isn't ruling.
>>33351365Will the warrior queen permit me to taking a nap on her ass, using it as a pillow?
>>33351409She would love to spoil her exotic consort. Just make sure to be a gentleman and make up for it later.
>>33351300I gotta find me one of those to bully and rob blind.
>>33351438Anon, you say that but you fail to realize something, she's thick and hedonistic because she's competent enough to set up the kingdom to run before hand
Reminder that pharaohs ranked well below other noble undead in the thread poll.Not annoyed by the talk, just amazed at how vocal the minority is.
>>33351465so can I play her ass like a pair of bongos in front of her entire court while she is giving a speech?
>>33351484People seem to often forget that Pharaohs are undead.I don't recall the poll results, but they should be above bloodsuckers.
>>33351484shes okay, kinda mundane looking for me, but chocolate skin isnt enough, but anons keep posting and its starting to tempt me
>>33351519Of course, because she's giving out sound instructions despite the fact that she looks more like some pumped up pleasure slave than a ruler
>>33351373Surely you must like doggy style at least
>>33351484I like her better than the scorpion but she's pretty bottom of the barrel as far as desert beauties go.
>>33351603But of course.
>>33351484Kinda weird thing to bring up. Though I guess we are just very fanatical in praising the pharaoh>>33351548I like her design and the voice thing.
>>33347406>>33347527>>33347784Hungry Horny Caterpillar drawfag anon, are you still there?I've got the references you were asking for.http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150119-caterpillars-that-attack
Bullying methodical seducer monsters by being assertive and demanding sex on the first date!
>>33351666Yeah, still here, thanks I'll add that one to the list. Started working on one of the suggestions already, if you want a preview
There's something off about my cat...
>>33351705Girls getting flustered from being princess carried is my fetish
>>33351830did ya remember to tell 'em to give ya the smuggest cat they had, right bro?
>>33351870Best when done with big girls.
>>33351830Yea, she keeps dragging her ass across the floor. And she has the audacity to do it in front of you every time. And she’s smiles when she does it too.
>>33351898yup, making big girls feel like normal girls is one of my favorite kinks
>>33351785>Greenworm anon is doing my stupid idea Between this and LN doing my stupid Wendigo greentext the other day I feel like I’ve peaked and this is probably gonna be the happiest I’ll feel in my 30’s.
>>33351830She's a sweaty rubber slut?
>>33350711I’m an assman and my waifu is a lamia. It’s hard sometimes, but she makes it worthwhile.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that possession is something to keep an eye out for. No telling when a ghost or demon watching you in secret may start performing 'reconnaissance'
>>33351898Big girls require big muscles to lift, Better start lifting
>>33351830Tell her to take those stupid looking fake elf ears off.
>>33350711need bottom-heavy hellhound gf
>>33352122>possessed by demon wanting you to fully summon her or unseal her>her sultery voice in your head>Giving you really lewd dreams and visionsGod I didn't know I wanted this.
>>33352216yup, I too want to be squashed by her large, soft ass and feel the weight of it press my face into the bed
>>33352236Overdosing on hellhound ass!
fun with corruptionhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87961459
>>33351870>>33351898>>33351919This is the best. It's about time you give them a little taste of their own medicine for doing that all the time.
>>33350711>>33352113I'm an assman and my waifu is a troll. Life's fucking amazing.
>>33351785Are those Xenomorph chips?
>>33352221i dont even want lewd dreams, just something to drown out the neuroticism
>>33351830>>33352045I've been iffy about the latex fetish, but I'm a smellfag and like sweaty girls, does this stuff trap body heat or something?
>>33352221>ancient evil MG is trying to seduce you into breaking her seals >starts toying with your head >starts reading your mind and seeing your dreams >becomes terrified of you after only five minutes in your head
>>33352424It makes you uncomfortably sweaty.
>>33352221Dreamtime ITT? After I fell in love with my wight wife, I had a pretty harsh dream of her. Wake up in my bed, can't remember why or how or even if I was bound to it, only recall that I couldn't or wouldn't get off. Wight wife is pacing around a circle of protective candles around my bed. I don't keep any candles around my bed, have never done that, but I got the instant feeling that the candles were protective.She starts blowing them out one by one, her claws pulsing and getting more opaque each time. Scared as fuck. Then she gets to the last one, pauses a while, then blows it out too. Woke up around that time and wanted to go back so fucking bad.
>>33352310not gonna lie, i have no fucking idea why that manga is soo popular. its generic as all hell.
>>33352445Waifu's comfort is more important than just one fetish, but good to know.
>>33352455Lucky. I've been lucid dreaming more often here lately, and I always try to manifest a monster girl to cuddle with, but it never works out like I want.
>>33352462It's cute and low-stakes or something, I guess. I expected it to be more harem when I read the summary. I kinda wish he was adopted by a hot milf demon instead and that Alice was a girl.
>>33352486I don't think of her often at work or try to force it. I think writing is best, or other creative mediums to make her more real and fleshed out. Even better if you have someone to ping pong ideas for her off of. Then your head can start filling in the rest without going full schizo.
She looked kind of like this, only less pretty and more bitchy. Chapter 49 is up.https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/72890589>All those people last thread worrying that their writing isn't good enoughWhat would your wife say if she came through the portal and learned that you didn't even write so much as a sentence about her? It doesn't matter if you don't think it's good! Post it! Post it now! Go back and read some of the garbage I spewed when I started. You can do it, I believe in you!On an unrelated note, here's an alternative version of Gakke that I scrapped for being too goofy. https://pastebin.com/WfV0xM7P
And this is for the scraper, just to clear up any future confusions as to where I've gone (hopefully).https://pastebin.com/kZ8FGSTr
>>33352445You sound like you're talking from experience
quickest way to get sat on by a bottom heavy monster girl?
>>33352586offer your lap to her.
>>33352538I did date a dominatrix when I was younger, so yes, I do know from experience.
>>33352452don't worry, there's a joke coming with them
I JUST WANT SOME GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SLE
>>33351616That's a big kot butt
what would do if you could teleport like a Cheshire? would you use it to prank monster girls or would you just use it to get out of bad situations
>>33352517OH NO SHES A BITCH
>>33352872Honestly I'd probably just use it to give my mom a hug right now.
>>33352796You wanna get lupus?
>>33352872Use it to avoid walking and be constantly lying down.
Just introduced my seahorse wife to the TV. She's convinced there's actually small people trapped inside and insists she can extract them with her halberd. I keep trying to explain how it works but she's just not having it.What do?
I wish to make a monster mom
>>33352913Point the camera at her.
>>33352872Teleport my head out of the couch cushion before wifey sits down. We'd have so many laughs.
>>33352882She's perfect for Anon
>>33352889You uh, you ok anon?
>walking down a dark alleyway as a shortcut home late at night>can slightly hear and definetly feel a presence behind you trailing by a couple meters>faintly can hear hushed footsteps>look behind quickly>see a pair of glowing yellow eyes and a large silhouette dash into the inky darkness >sigh and pull out your phone>hit the #1 emergency contact button>80s city pop ringtone heard throughout the alley>your CC ocemomeh maid creeps towards you embarrassed>"You didn't have to stalk me to make sure I got back safe">"Jaja sorry is force of habit from days as little girl in jungle"
>>33352913Hope it wasn't expensive.
>>33352945Why would a bitch be perfect?
>>33352971would cuddle and hug that jungle cat
>>33352913Tell her she can teleport inside the magic box by spinning around 1000 times in place, you read about it in a grimoire or something. That'll buy you enough time to think of a better more permanent solution like turning on cute cartoons so she just forgets about the trapped people
>>33352957Probably quarantine, duh.
>>33352517>>33352882Anon is suffering
>>33352468What if the waifu gets a skinsuit for (You)?
>>33352996eros is mysterious in her ways
>>33353003Don't trust the jungle cats anon. They're natural born peniskillers. Right there she was probably aiming to take him by surprise in the alleyway but got found out and had to laugh her way out of it. The moment you show those things any weakness they'll be pregnant before you can say help.
>>33352996Because anon is kind of a bitch
>>33352996You get what you fucking deserve, anonchama.
>>33352957>>33353013This. My job takes me away from my loved ones and now I can't go back.Want to pay an eros houri in heartfelt poems telling her how perfect she is to relay hugs back home.
>>33353078I call bullshit on the vegan part of that jungle cat intro and I will make this jungle cat a proud mother without me having to be raped by her
>>33353038Well, I'd probably be under the effects of a shotafication potion (or whatever), so I'd be ok with it.
>>33351084>5 or 6 YR O P E U R S E L F
>>33353158It’s okay Wendi-Chan! Vegans are made up by the Order to scare good girls like you! They don’t exist!
>>33353159She'll do nicely.
>>33352925Making your monster into a Mommy >>> Making your Mom into a monster
>>33353105> As-salamu alaykum, anon-kun!
>>33353078>>33353158>She thinks Fish and chicken aren't meat
>>33353250>Sexy Hori suicide bomber covers you in aphrodisiac, chocolate syrup, and sprinklesYes please
>>33353250I swear to god Anon, you're a genius.Thank you for the laugh
>>33351277I want to introduce a gazer to the joys of degreasers
>>33353106This. Cats only chew grass to flush their intestines of worms. I know her secret.
>>33353236But what about the poor non-monster mom who wants to be a monster?
>>33353301How would she look like after that?
>>33353348Like the Silver Surfer but with tentacles and no board
>>33353348albino spaghetti monster
>>33353106Smart anon, knows that to not get raped you just have to make her pregnant beforehand. I can't wait to see the seething look on her face knowing she can't rape you when you're alone together at the maternity store hand in hand picking out flower print pregnancy dresses to compliment her charms and a bedspread for the coming little one. I'll bet she's dying inside knowing that the time you spend together where she's sitting in your lap while you lock hand and paw and rest them on her gravid belly getting elated to feel a kick could have been spent pinning you down and having her way with you. Looks like the score is 1 for the guys, 0 for the jungle cats. The absolute state lmao
>>33353401Can't get raped if you rape first.
>>33353254>Meat? I not eat that. I eat what belove husband anon cooks me. Says it is "Chii-ken"es and "Fee-shh"es, is good for strong muscles!
>>33353003Yes. Some anon mentioned a milfy ocelomeh maid humming and gently shaking her ass and her tail to city pop while she cleaned in a previous thread, I don't know why but that just pushes buttons that I didn't know existed.
>>33353482Yup that is good, turning savage monster girls to civilized housewives
If incubi are born from monsters, are the monsters going to focus on going full colonialism and mass rape the humans or will monster mana stop spreading because they don't give a shit?
I'm designing a (very) strong cow right now, any additional ideas or something you would wanna see in the design?
>>33352872I'd be an asshole until someone catches me and makes me stop.>Teleport into a pharaoh's tomb and knock over all her prized ceramics, leaving a forged IOU from the local Apophis >Teleport into a wight's mansion and paint myself into all the portraits, or replacing the art with a drawing I made in MS paint>Teleport into a horc's den and spraying air freshener until her scent is removed, ruining the waaagh
>>33353549She needs an eyepatch.
>tomboy childhood friend monsterizes into a big-winged succ>she constantly teases you for being jealous while flying around since you always said you wanted to fly>try to go batman and invent your own flying gear and end up failing repeatedly like those old airplane silent videos while she laughs at you for being frustrated>finally pull it off and dive onto her peregrine style with your stealth wings while she's out soaring casually>pin her down and start teasing her about how she's now gonna be on the receiving end of the bullying>you look into each other's eyes and she gets flustered and turns her head away>you move your head closer and force her to look at you while both your heartbeats get faster>take her there and then making tender to her as you see her moan cutely like that for the very first time>cum buckets inside her while you tightly embrace each other while both your wings flap around>she tells you she's always wanted this while you're peaking from your orgasm>you both realize it's dark already and she gets mad at you for making her late doing groceries and her mom will get mad at her again>she tells you she'll get back at you at mid-air dogfight sex and make you cum like a quickshot>she gets on your nerves and you tell her she's the one that'll get fucked silly instead>you both have to walk home since her wings are soaked with cum and yours got mangled
>>33353549Put a grade of beef tattoo on that thigh, good fucking god.
>>33353549a little bit of belly pudge
>>33353576i second this
>>33353573I ain't so good in beef grading, what would this beef be rated at?
>>33353549She needs BEEGER arms for BEEGER hugs.
>>33353549If you plan on adding color, maybe add some tan or a sunburn. Make it look like she sticks her arm out the window when she drives.
>>33352221I need that so badly. The night terrors have been getting worse since I lost my job and can’t afford health insurance to pay for my medicine.
>>33353601Give her a USDA prime. It's the grade reserved for less than 2% of cuts.
>>33353572>>she constantly teases you for being jealous while flying around since you always said you wanted to flyHoly shit, I would be so sad. I want wings.
>>33353572I just realized I diverted completely from my initial image earlier of him giving her a penalty for losing by riding on her back while using her short twin pigtails as handlebars, but that could be her next punishment for losing the rematch, though now I just thought of her giving him rides to make up for his wings getting wrecked since it'll take him a while to make new ones.
>>33353552>Cheshire gets pissed you're outshining her so she confronts you and you start having a teleportbehindyou-off
>>33353545In a house of girls, Rachnee is the only woman
>>33353670that cheeky cheshire needs to get her cheeks clapped
>>33353670>you think you finally outdid her by tipping an entire herd of holstaur over while their minotaur guardian ran around looking for you>MADA MADA>she starts the running of the bulls
>>33350711man I just want a girl to lovegood thing bout these threads is the monsters on the outside
>>33353697>MADA MADAI immediately thought it was MUDA MUDA when I glimpsed that part.
>>33353675Are we judging by the amount of legs or the size of breasts
>>33353758Isn't Cerea bustier?
>>33353769She's a horse
>>33352872I would use it to for mundane stuff like saving on gas money. This in turn would probably piss off any and all Cheshires in the area.
>>33353670We'll see how she reacts when I use my teleport ability to perform my ultimate asshole technique:Teleporting right in front of her and then stealing her kiss virginity
>>33353697>MADA MADANeed me some cheeky robot ninja gf
>>33353582>>33353549Forget everything else, this is the most important.
I had a thought, Cheshire redneck
>>33353859DRAWFAGS YOU HEARD THE MAN
why hasnt there been goblin efforts to miniaturize the manticore, and have it be a deluxe, maybe cuddly onahole-on-a-string
>>33353859>Cheshire redneck rocking back and forth on her porch>Chewing a stalk as she giggles about committing the greatest prank of allit's tax fraud
>>33353427What happens if we rape at the same time? It would probably come down to whoever made the absolute fastest move, but for argument's sake let's say it was too close to call. Do we just flip a coin and see who won, or is there some sort of judging criteria we can get out here to fairly assess the winner? Is it even still rape at that point if we are both consenting under the premise that the other isn't?How are we going to tell our daughters that we are not married to a rapist but to a loving spouse?
good nite frens
>>33353899Who ever cums first and ends up getting ragdolled from multiple forced orgasms.
>>33353903Don't let the wights bite.
>>33353906I wonder if mofuffon is a thing
>>33353859Cheshire's Hump and Pump, formerly Hatter's
>>33353918I hate to break this to you... that Wight doesn't have any teeth...
>>33353906This always reminds me of something you would put on a keychain or on your rear view mirror.
>>33353942I see.You too doubt the wight-fangs.The spectral fangs that don't show up until you let her nibble your neck.
In an alternate universe version of Monster Musume, monster sex with humans is legal and the harem straight up gangbangs Kimihito and Lala just stands there surprised at wtf is going on.
What if I steal the spotlight at the Black Mass showcasing phase but deny the bapho's paw in marriage because my passion for magic and tech is stronger than cunny?
>>33353988>the haremAnd it's still shit. You've changed nothing.
>>33353951Would she be okay with that?
>>33353988I thought everyone was already getting action except the MC and his harem
>>33354017Your magic and tech are gonna turn into a monster girl and fuck you.
>>33354103They pretty much are.
>>33354103>I thoughtYou're not supposed to do that, don't ask questions, just read the chapter and then get excited for next chapters
>>33354127The guy who gets the fucking cow and oni AT THE SAME TIME
>>33354113If my tech did turn into monster girls, they wont fuck me, I'll have no interest, I will keep them for research though. And I'll keep winning these Black Mass Exhibitions with them.
>>33354127Spiders are so pretty
Don't make me kiss you on the lips my silly little anon-kun.
>>33354182When monsters say things like this, your best option is to do whatever they threaten to do to you. They may be sexy, but they need to be reminded that they're not in control.
>Be bootlegger for contraband in demon realms, work with some buddies to smuggle the goods into cities and to the black markets>All that illegal stuff, like condoms, porn, and worst of all, non-aphrodisiacal alcohol>You've managed to make it big, staying under the radar but also making a nice little profit for yourself>Though todays run has hit a snag>a big, meaty, minotaur shaped snag>Someone must have tipped them off, this entrance was supposed to be clear, but she knows your there, and is moving in for the routine inspection>you're pretty sure you got the goods hidden well enough, but the fact you are trying a side entrance instead of a main entrance will convince her to take a closer look Well anon, how are you getting out of this one?
>>33354182I bet you won't! You don't have the cohoneys!
>>33354182Can't kiss me if you can't catch me!
Wurms popping up from the ground is charming
>>33354442Gonna ruffle her hair and call her a good girl.
>>33354454>getting closer to the wurm that has burrowed up through your floorThis is how you get Bobbit wurm'd
>>33354497Don't care, gonna squish her cheeks and tell her she's an adorable, cute wurm.
>>33354294>isn't there something you'd rather take a look at then my old cart?Gotta turn up the charm on these monster oafs.
>>33354338>Fufufu, is that how you want to play?Congratulations, you've just activated her rape mode
>>33354497She'll bite off your dick?
>>33354716hag greenworms should just pap already,
>>33354699Something like that, either way, the end result is getting dragged into the wurm tunnel
I want caterpillar girls that molt into hard-carapaced sexy shapely chrysalises that are still completely conscious like Metapod and can still talk so you can fuck her hard-shelled body while she metamorphoses.
Standing before a demon army.Spreading your arms out and shouting: "Take me!"
How do I keep kakuens away from my banana?
>>33355053Eat it first.
>>33355053give up. monke is too powerful, if you refuse to peacefully surrender they will simply beat the shit out of you until you are to weak to put up a fight
>>33355155Looks like you have to use a raging mushroom to teach them the pleasures of being on the receiving end of ryona sex.
>yandere lilim makes her own demon realm>the monsters are affected by her mana to become more like her>becomes an entire demon realm of yanderes>no unmarried man has been known to return from it
>>33355053embrace monke, there is no other choice, you are doomed
>>33355289Well, I got nothing to lose, I'M GOING IN!
>>33355155>>33355300Fine I gave up and gave her my banana, which she happily ate, but then asked me for my banana again. I don’t have another banana what do I do now?
>>33355396I'M GOING FOR THAT LILIM TAIL, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
>>33355441Better find another banana real quick, or else
Caesar weak. Doggos follow Koba now.
>>33355289>>no unmarried man has been known to return from itSo have married men went there? What did they say when they returned?
>>33350442Many benefits, such as motoroboat while standing, or if she's really tall, eater her out while standing.In addition to a very big spoon and her being able to tease you in all sorts of ways.
>>33355155>>33355300NOOOOOO I don't want to return to monke!
>>33355940Monke strong together
>>33350442By realizing that most are big softies, and are worried about hurting you due to their much greater size and strength, meaning you can dominate them using them as onaholes
>>33355996How do I master this technique?Asking for a friend.
>>33352452Some races like them, they're great for pack lunches.
>>33356157“Most” you just got unlucky. But if you’re set on dominating your big wife then first things first is to take initiative and take her first, she’ll be taken back by your boldness unsure how to act and with that weakness you have to exploit it using every known act of foreplay from massaging her muscles to eating her out she’ll be putty in your hands soon enough
>>33355996>>33356472Big muscle monster girls getting dominated by smaller humans is just the absolute best.Sauce? I can't find anything using either image or tags.
>>33355289No, that's really simple, I'll just be so undesirable that none of them will go yandere over me.So I'll just be myself.
Chibi-mamoth needs to chill
>>33356902Buchou Chinke Oni Musume Matsuri
>When a valk starts calling you master
Do all married monster girls do house work or do they hire a maid?
>>33357483They use house work as an excuse to dress up as a maid
>>33357483Maids for the other rooms, but Da Hoard is just for us.
Fallen maidens was nice
Do you think they wag their tails like dogs when they are happy?
>>33357945I think their ears would fidget when they’re happy. Their tails seem to move just arbitrarily, unless they want to use them
>They have an innate ability to sense the existence, and know the future of humans who will eventually become heroes. It is said that among the Echidna, there are a few who have raised their future husbands with their own hands, before they even showed the slightest potential as heroes, supporting them from the side, helping them grow, and then in the future, mating with them, drowning them in pleasure, and taking them prisoner. Thus, the important female supporters of many heroes in legends and stories have actually always been an Echidna, and, it seems, in most cases, the heroes who supposedly disappeared and went off somewhere after saving people are actually off alone with their serpentine soulmate, continuing to have sex and bear children for a family.I want a woman that was secretly an echidna
>>33357945Yeah and just like dogs they also wag their tails if they are about to attack.
>>33357945Aren't they more like cats?
Should I fear the minimilks? They always seem to be up to something
>>33355289Well thing with yandere is they have to like you first. You just have to be unlikeable all around and you'll survive.
>>33355289Well just don't go there, yanderes are shit anyways.
>It was at this moment Anon knew, he fucked up.Roll for a monster and describe how you fucked up and how fucked are you.https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>>33358803>their husbands end up disliking you>a horde of stabby lilims descend upon you
>>33358550It just means that they haven't been bred yet.
>>33358550What kind of idiot tagged these cows? Now you're gonna confuse them for each other.
>>33358882>GriffonTell her that her dragon neighbor has a better hoard than her.
>>33358882>KoboldGonna have some sadistic fun playing with the subby little doggirl.
>>33358882>WendigoI don't know what I did but I'm pretty sure it's not gonna end well.
>>33358882>Cu sithCall her furrybait.
>>33359397Or make a "White girls fuck dogs" joke to her husband
>Join party of undead adventurers >Going by pretty easy since they’re immune to a lot of status effect >Plus they’re very experienced meaning everything is practically a cakewalk >That is until big bad boss valk descends from the heavens to ruin our fun >Her attacks deal tons of extra damage to them >Decide to finally put my ultra rare items to use and use a max heal >Wight priest tries to stop me but it’s too late >They all get healed which due to their undead nature inverses the properties of my potion downing them all >Have to solo valk boss now>Turns out to be easy due to her attacks all dealing holy damage which heals living creatures >Take pleasure in bullying her for making me waste a rare potion and downing my party >But that still leaves me with dragging my party members back to town for the lich priest to revive them >And I don’t know how angry they’ll be for that debacle How do I make it up to my party for accidentally killing them?
>>33359309>anon ate all of my leftover meat
>>33358882>Ushi-OniOkay, maybe taking off that silly eye patch wasn't the greatest idea.
>>33358882>Night GauntI told her what Lovecraft's cat's name was.
>>33359427>Anon is lost in winter land>No food or shelter>Starts to get cold>He finds a cave>Manages to find some meat in there was well>To hungry to ask questions>Eats until he's full>The wendigo, who's cave this is, find him>At least he'll be "safe" until the snow clears
>>33358978Subby? More like yubi.
>>33359810Accident & Emergency.Basically the ER.Was probably a bad idea to wear red in front of a mino.
Do lamias have two clitorises like regular snakes do?
>>33358882>high orcWhen the h'orc bamdit jumped me I made the mistake of blurting out "Wow, you're actually really pretty" as I ran my hand along one of her scars. She got flustered and instantly left, saving my belongings which she was holding me up for, the downside is that she's been tailing me for the past couple hours with her orc bandit gang.
>>33358882>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/High_OrcI'm very fucked. While looking for a place to get my VCR repaired I walked into a stronghold.
>>33359424Well anon, they say near death experiences can cause an increase in breeding drive. I wonder what an actual death experience would do, especially an actual desth experience for beings that can't typically die. Surely they'd be capable of keeping their wits about them upon being in this realm again right?
>>33358882>Creeping CoinI said the chest felt extra heavy and looked down to see her pouting at me. Commerce ensued.
>>33352452Think of it as gift wrapping
What monstergirls would be impressed and woo'd with tricks like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tanGQw7rWxo&feature=youtu.be
>>33358882>Dragon ZombieApparently I said her breath kinda stinks and she goes ballistic
>>33358882>Ocelomeh"Y-you're not so tough!"
>>33360540>YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
>>33360563Don't keep her waiting.
>>33358882>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono>MindflayerWell this is going to get .... groovy
>>33354802I would prostrate before the demon army after opening the city gates for them
>>33360757I would fight as hard as possible, makes my rape better
>>33358882>HellhoundI guess she heard me say I'm starting to get nervous living by myself
>>33360757Not sure if French or just Doctor Breen
>>33360803I was always loyal to the demon army
how long would I last if I had a shirt that said pin me down and fuck me, if I was at an extremist demon realm
>>33360891>The demons are mobilizing
>>33358882>DemonI loved her body, but I hate the idea of a contract. I tore the thing up when it was offered to me, and thought I could convince her to do a no-contract relationship if I pleasured her enough. Turns out the contracts are more of a magical concept rather than a physical document. By having my way with her, our bodies unconsciously wrote a new contract, and this new one is heavily sided in her favor.I fucked up.
>>33358882>GenieI wished for a wife. I now have a Genie wife.
>>33358882>HolstaurI thought No-Milk-November was a good idea.
>>33358882>GriffonWell they don't like anyone who tries to steal their treasure so I told her that her treasure isn't really that good or interesting
ever since ShogTV pulled Thief Anon from their broadcasting ratings for the channel have fallen by 50%now they want (You) to create an original program to get those numbers back up
>>33361379Bring back Wurm Wrangling
>>33361379Well then i would amswer them by whipping my dick out and flop it on the table.
>>33361379Demon lawyer/court show
>>33358882>High OrcShe was the leader of the local biker gang, and I was getting tired of her diving through my normally quiet neighborhood every couple days. I confronted her the next time she passed by, and we made a deal: If I could beat her in a fistfight, she'll never come back, but if I lose, I have to join her gang. Turns out her muscles weren't just for show and the fight was over in seconds.I'm now her gang, and my jobs are the following:>Sit in the boss' sidecar and "look cute for me and the girls, but mostly me">Follow the boss around and be prepared to agree with anything she says to make her opinions seem more valuable>Provide any sort of affection the boss wants, which is most of the time is massages, cuddles, or sexI just wanted some peace and quiet, and now I'm the emotional support human to a loud and lustful biker gang leader.
>>33361418the shogecutives want something new and fresh, can't just rely on the old stuff and reruns of Space Outlaw Anon>>33361476Don't think your eagerness to impress the board of shogrectors is going to help the ratings
>>33361379give Jackass a try
>>33361573that's on all the channels, the CSO wants something original for the channel
>>33361547Something new? Okay, uhh. It's called "Happy Hour", and it's about this bar, see? We never see the outside. Just the bartender, the waitresses, and the clients, and whatever they do in the bar. Some episodes are funny, some are sad. In the end we have a wedding.
>>33361379Shoggy and me
>>33361547May not help the ratings but i might get a shog harem which would be nice.
>>33361644>he thinks the board members, the chairs, the table and the room are separate entities
>>33361379>>33361487Single Shoggy Lawyer~Fighting for her clients~Wearing sexy miniskirts~She's so gooey and, uh, pliant
>>33361627Is that Cheers but with monstergirls?If so, I'm in, but who's who?
>>33361691I don't know what Cheers is, I'm thinking Latenight's bar universe.
>>33361640give us an elevator pitch anon
>>33361673Well then maybe our show could be a comedy where a dense protaganist me is convinced he has a harem when its really just one shog.
>>33361709I don't know what that is but it's a 80's show about a bar in Boston, about the bartender, waitresses and customers and they talk about the stuff in their lives. Sometimes they leave the bar. Most episodes are funny, some of 'em are a bit sad.Was no marriage at the end, as far as I remember, though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaegUsed to watch it my old man, love it.
>>33361674>Wearing sexy miniskirtsThe main reason I would be watching the show. That and demons
>>33361767Anon Latenight is one of our most beloved artists
>Generation Kill, but with rowdy mamono
>>33361801Ah! My bad. Forgive my transgressions, I've only been on the /jp/ MG threads for a few days.I sought refuge form the shitflinging that always happens in the /tg/ threads with the fucking genocide autists.
>>33361379A cooking competition show where multiple shogs try to make their most impressive slime meals for a board of male judges. The winner of each episode comes back in the finale for a chance to become the wife of one of the judges.
>>33361819Not him, but I thought you /tg boys were all into that stuff?
>>33361724Shoggy and me is about a man who had just bought a new house, He is your typical 9 to5 everyday doomer type of man. The house is a shog but she doesn't reveal herself until the man eventually tries to end all tries to end it. Shoggy stops it, Shoggy and the man get together and make a family at the end. Also, they have 50 kids at the end. The moral of the story is that life will always be worth it because you never know, you might get a lover that is your house
>>33361819Well not you know. A lot of his characters seem to end up in THAT bar.
>>33361857You can't make that broad of an assumtion, anon.
>>33352517I'm rooting for Gakke. Smash that pelvis girl!
>>33361627>ooh, sorry anon, we just don't think we can buy your idea>thank you for your input, though, take this complementary shogbasket as a thanks for your time>couple months down the road you see the "Shoggy Hour" premier on your shogtv>you start freaking out and talking about how it's exactly your idea but with one single shog acting as the bartender, the waitress, and some of the customers>your shog wife just goes along with it and calms you down with headpats and reassurances that you're right>man, you don't know how you ever made it through the day before meeting her...>?>was there a before?>oh, you're confusing yourself again, all you need to worry about now is how to best snuggle up with your shog wife and relax
>>33361834This idea sucks. The judges are going to be totally mindfucked by the end of the season due to eating slime from every shog on the show.
>>33361874I want to be the designated driver for this horcer!
>>33361857Nah I don't think most of them like it either. It's a bunch of autists who won't shut the fuck up about genociding ALL the monsters and the threads slow down a lot.Also I'm one of the anomalies that like monsterboys,
>>33361379EVERYONE LOVES MUCUS TOAD
>>33361492>Whaddya up to anon? Hey, we're gonna throw some firecrackers at the bar tonight, and you're joining in! This bitch sow and her crew from across town thinks she can just waltz into my turf,! C'mon we'll teach em a lesson!>HAHAHA you saw the look on that bitch's face when her shit caught fire, right? A-HAHA oh man Anon, you're pretty rad you know? I nabbed a bottle of Ignis Whisky on the way out, let's go somewhere nice. *takes you to the gang hideout*actually doesn't sound all that bad
>>33361874Yes, they all end up there regardless of wheres and whens.
>>33361923Just a warning this is a monstergirl thread so you will get yelled at for talking about monster boys. Chaos monsters tend to be kosher though due to being a grey area as you can still retain your 100% human form.
>>33361977That looks like a younger less gruff wendi dad. must be a younger cousin.
>>33361988Well aware that monsterboys are taboo.But what's this about Chaos monsters?
>>33362021See this? The face in the back is her husband, or (You) if you so desire
>>33362021If you marry a chaos monster you get wacky nightmarish forms to transform into
>>33361923I'll just post this to sum up how I feel, and just say welcom to the more... lighter end of the fandom I guess
>>33361923You'd think the coomers by now would try to hijack the thread and change "killing monsters" to "conquering monsters".
Ahh, that was agood rape. Looks like that manslut lost to the power of the mofu. Nope, can't beat the mofu. Can't beat it, man.
>alp lim will never barge into your room and casually manhandle and drag you outside because she is tired of seeing you holing yourself up in your room all the time>she will never drag you on dates while carrying you under her arm the whole time.
>>33362031>>33362034Neat. Though in all honesty I just want to be 5 feet tall and have cat ears to be absolutely crushed by the biggest possible minotaur.
>>33362075>AlpGood I hope she never does
>>33361954Yeah, I ended up writing a fantasy of mine instead of a "I fucked up" scenario. An active life with a strong and slightly pudgy, if you like that high orc is a lot better than how I'm living now.
>>33362050I swear, no one can mangle words like Beast can.
>>33362077What do cats have to do with Minotaurs?
>>33362062>bothered with drawing multiple tailssellout
>>33362111I want to be smol catboy and I very much like big mino girls.
>>33362085But she's a girl!
>>33362121you said you wouldn't talk about thatlook at what you're doing
>>33362062Why is it that black foxes are always so fucking smug?
>>33362062Your mofu didn't take away my power. It has supplanted it with raw lust! Now it's your turn!
>>33362139I said nothing of the sort.What is the price of your silence?
Like usual I doubt this person is a serious interlocutor and is just another way to shit post about /tg/.
>>33362150Lewd biting beasts get the ball gag
>>33362132Doesn't mean I have to like Alps
>>33361379The antics of brutish monsters being reformed by succubus seducers and eros girls into more proper monsters.
>Monsters create their version of the Lion King>Both an X rated cut for adults and a G rated version for the family>They leave in the scene of the (Ocelocomeh/Jinko/?) looking seductively at the camera>5-10 years after release, there is a noticeable increase in men who desire feline monsters.The can’t keep getting away with this! Every time they make a movie, it’s just setting up the next generation with fetishes for their species.
>>33362259I volunteer to donate my body to science to determine how powerful the oni pussy is. Yes, I know, it's a dangerous task, but I'm up to it. Now, if you could, please point me to my new Oni harem please and thank you.
>>33362150Ahri is such a basic bitch monster and yet i still want to have all other sex with her.
>>33362296Well there's the Oni island that Momotaro got instant-loss'd on, you can always try over there.
>>33361379What about some kind of Assassin Kiki? Give it the usual James Bond or Hitman Agent 47 brush and you can cater to both male maid lovers and stay at home maids with a power fantasy.
>>33362354Meant all of the sex with her. To tired i guess.
>>33361709That bar looks like a fun place
>>33362411>Wurm WednesdaySounds dangerous
>>33362343>Kikis>On ShogTV Dangerous suggestion anon
>>33362325I remember years ago when I was still playing this shit game, once I got into monster girls (especially the fluffy-tailed kind) I actually started having problems staying focused when playing against her.
>>33362439Maybe her handler is a Shog. That would explain all the gadgets, as well as the Kiki being able to hear her anywhere and the Shog seeing everything she does. You could angle it for the Shog market as the Shog doing all the work and the Kiki being a tool.
>>33361379"The Hunt"A show about anons who willingly work at a business where MGs pay money to actively hunt down human boys in the "wilds" of a large preserve for their perverse pleasure. You'd have meme episodes where something like a Holstaurus pays extra for "handicaps" so they can have an easier time hunting like demon silver rifles / victim 1 arm tied / ect. Then you'd have the hardcore episodes akin to Predator where it's Hellhound vs Man covered in mud trying to hide and what not.Obviously the idea of "Well they'd want to get caught for sex!" doesn't apply here, since the humans would be getting paid not to and, frankly speaking, any MG paying dosh to score is going to get their money's worth by raping them into next week and if you're off on "sick days" you aren't making money working.
>>33361379>take away TV show with chad character>ratings plummet
>>33362425Wurm Wednesdays they use the outdoor tiki bar, Wurms can safely tunnel in through the ground for a pint without destroying the building
>>33352517Shikinu makes me horny. Would wife
>>33358882>WockI took on her "if you don't cum in 30 seconds you get a prize" challenge and lostFor some reason she keeps milking me over and over too
>>33361379Well that's easy. Each popular show needs a good bait to get the watchers reeled in, and then ramp it up with exciting stuffFirst off you get 10 single men, of varying ages, and you slam them in a house with 20 single monster girls of all types, from docile to hyper aggressive.Then you get the strongest, anti-magic, ushi proof chastity belts on the market and put them on the men, so that the hyper aggro monsters don't make the whole thing collapse 10 minutes in.You set up cameras all around the house, and nobody can get out until end of the show (around 2 months), unless they get married.The trick here is, that only the staff outside of the house has the keys to those chastity belts, and they can only give them to a monster girl under direct order of the interested man once he calls them and says the name of his soon to be wife.Will the Hellhound calm the fuck down once she sees her natural methods stop working? Will the more docile girls form alliances against the predators? Find out this and more!
So wights have the zombie album. What embarrassing secrets would other MGs have that their husband can use against them?>lilim's husband threatening to tell her parents how she likes to be referred to as "demon lord" and roleplay as one while in bedroom. Threatening to ask the DL to tell stories from when she was little next time they get invited to family dinner.
make sure to watch out for poisonous alarunes when traveling through forestsif you think something smells really fragrant, DO NOT walk to it
>>33362844I know the hair is the selling point, but I just like her cute black eyes
You know what I need? Art of a boy and his Jinko sledding down a hill, saying it's a magical old world and they should go explore it.
>>33352517Finally everything falls back into place correctly. Now that the Ryu dream is dead anon gets bodied by Gakke, and right when he's about to be taken the curse activates and Voso instantly teleports behind him snagging him for good. About time tooOn an unrelated note i want to snag one of those shirohebis, hopefully they are less awful than the fattie they serve
>>33362972There's always the Dhampir and her OCs/fanfics
>>33352517Ryu is perfect for anon>Both unmarried constantly getting proposed to. Leading to higher standards>Both assholes to everyone initially>Both mages sortaProve me wrong
>>33362962We'll take it but we think it needs a little more spice, some pizazz. We need more drama, more viewers yelling at the TV screen hooked on what happens next. We want to throw in 1 human female with the latest technology to stop her from monsterizing so we can have the viewers more invested in the Mamano getting ahead of the human female. Maybe even a budding friendship between her and the mamano halfway through
>Anon is a shy autist>monsters come>tries to attract as little attention as he can and act as meek as possible so he gets left alone>hellhounds lick their lips when they see him, demons find him indescribably adorable, dark elves want to tease him, amazons offer to "protect" him from dark elf and manticore bullies>his plan didn't work out at all
>>33358882>BunyipThat one's easy, because I forgot they existed.Offended Bunyip decides to make sure that doesn't happen again.
>>33358882>WererabbitThe portals opened while I was checking out that Killing Bites spinoff. And without thinking, I used 'tell me 'bout the rabbits' as a greeting.
>>33363424Jokes on them, if I even get isekai'd to MGE land (and assuming I can't have my wife) I'd just live alone in some town barely leaving the house or interacting with people.I'm supposedly really unlikable so being left alone would be fucking easy.
>>33363424>in the end he ends up with a werecat dweeb he met in the local game store
>>33363424I wouldn't call simply being myself a "plan".
>>33363424>That imageI've had shit like that sarcastically yelled at me before by girls, if I heard monsters doing that I'd just assume they were being assholes too.
>>33363051>hopefully they are less awful than the fattie they serveThey act like a gaggle of popular girls cheering on the queen bee in a teen drama. If anything they encourage her poor behaviour further
>>33363424>>Anon is a shy autist>>monsters comeThat’s a story by itself.
>>33352517I may be in the minority here but I want to see anon and Zutari get together. He's come this far so it feels right that his final hurdle would be breaking through her awful personality. Maybe it's just my own taste for bitchy royal monsters>>33363229Pretty much yeah
>>33363591>>33363626>Anon goes slightly bowlegged and looks down while on the bus surrounded by mamono>He gets startled to suddenly hear furious schlicking and moans
why do married wendigos produce those strange white slime trails wherever they go?
>>33358882>Ren XiongmaoI don’t care, I’m still not installing EGS no matter what Uncle Tim says.
>>33363683So they know where they’ve been!
>>33363664>that one lizard tries to protect m'lord from the monsters>she hands him a bowl of eggs
>>33363706Don't tell me... he HAS to eat them all? Surely she wouldn't do that to a poor young man!
>>33363730and he'd better not ask where did these eggs came from
>>33349669Reincarnation exists so even if you die and don't get brought back as undead it's still possible to have a second try at wifing a monster
Been yearning to spend the day at the park but don't want to look awkward going all alone? Consider Greenworms! Parks are a great place to unwind and enjoy nature, two things that Greenworms excel at! The slower movement pace that Greenworms are synonymous with considerably improves casual park strolls, as the two of you walking side by side can take in the natural beauty and atmosphere at a steady and enjoyable pace. The two of you can talk to each other while looking at the waving leaves of the trees or smoothly flowing water of the nearby creek/pond/lake. More in the mood for a jog? Greenworms are no slouches in this department either! Just have your Greenworm climb on your back and jog away! The additional weight on your shoulders and back actually can help you to gain more strength and lose more weight from this jog, seriously improving the effects of it. Your Greenworm will no doubt enjoy the wind blowing through her hair as she clings to you on your run! They always say that eating with someone is more enjoyable than eating alone, and when it comes to park picnics, that's no exception. Picture you and your Greenworm carefully picking out and packing the picnic basket for your excursion, making sure that you put in plenty of your favorites. Then, when the time comes, putting out the blanket and sitting next to one another, while peacefully enjoying the weather and having lighthearted fun conversations! Me and my Greenworm actually did this recently, and it was a great time. She insisted that I hand feed her the food that I had prepared the night before, which were obviously all of her favorites. She would smile after I popped a piece in her mouth, proclaiming it to be a 10/10 every time. After we got through our food we laid down next to each other on the blanket, quietly taking in the sun and breeze. She softly told me that she loves the food I provide her, but she thinks she likes it a lot more when we eat it together like this. When it was finally time to head back she had dozed off, so I gently cleaned up and put her on my back to walk home. The feeling of carrying your sleeping Greenworm home while being bathed in the auburn sunset after a peaceful day of picnicking is something that I think everyone should experience!
>>33363769lizard girls have very tasty menstruations, I will give them that!
>>33363775>be brought back to life>skin is now blue from no circulation>body is cold from same thing>girls think you're exotic and want to warm you upsounds like win to me
>>33363812>no "If you plan on shoplifting, let us know"Tsk, tsk.
>>33352517Aw fuck, I missed the update. Now I've been spoiled that his waifu is a cunt.
>>33363819Undead incubi would at most look like pale human men. Monstergirls aren't going to fuck a literal corpse
>>33363829The kej mayor does heavily imply it the scale of the cuntishness that's surprising
>>33363822>Shoplifting IS a crime that will go on your criminal record and affect your life forever. Do YOU want to be the prison Hellhound's boytoy? Consider your future.
>>33363529It is a plan and a damn good one, almost as good as the Zach's Plot.
>>33363860so time to steal a dankui's fortune
>>33363860She's not even supposed to be here today
Just yesterday people were saying there's no interest in writefagging anyore, but it seems they'd be wrong from how much people are discussing that one story.
>>33363812Greenworms are just so cute.
>>33363836Also the vast majority of undead incubi would be just incubi that never age or die because in MGE you share your wife's lifespan and undead are pretty much immortal.>Age has never been observed as the cause of death in any of the undead. Undying, they are thought to be virtually immortal. Upon becoming incubi, the lifespans of the undead's husbands are drastically extended to match that of their partners. Such implies that the men, too, become virtually immortal and join the ranks of the undying.
>>33363901There's interest in reading stories, but there's no interest in MAKING them.
>>33363812>xxxtra spicy condomsThat sounds nightmarish for everyone
>>33363836Why not? We do, everyone loves Wights and Liches! Why would MGs suddenly become picky if we aren't?
>>33363812I love everything about this--is that a Shog face mask?
>>33363901>>33363912I used to write, but I assumed it wasn't good enough or it didn't appeal to the community enough, and I got too self-conscious to do more.
>>33363915Cocky Cock Brand makes a bunch of products, including condoms. I should have made it more clear but those are supposed to be chips, should have put better branding on it like I did for Penetrator and Sour Penetrator
>>33363812>Need to show ID to buy a condom>If you buy one as a single unmarked male then the clerk pushes a red button under the desk that sends your ID to a rata office where it's synched with your internet history and sent to several single monsters in the area who have similar algorithms >All condoms are made to break or to have small holes poked in them beforehand along with instructions for mamano on how to do it. Mostly for monsters and their husbands to satisfy the "Ohhhh nooooo it broke and I didn't realize" and "you're going to be an accidental daddy/mommy" fetishes
>>33363229>>33363636As i said before as unlikely as it is that she 'wins' i'm with team Voso on this oneNot only other than the initial rape-attempt (they are monsters that's basically nothing) she was the one that treated him most as an equal and respected him but she was the one who went above and beyond to get into anon's pants between the whole tournament arc and the final fight with the dark elfConsidering Demons were high on his list anyway i feel she's the one who deserves it most now that the Ryu plan has showed to be an unattainable fantasy
>>33363959>Shog LotteryWhat exactly is the win percentage? Seems like it would be pretty high...
>>33363981I've heard it's 100% unless you play the Kiki a Shit :P scratcher
>>33363955Not a writefag but it is kind of annoying spending time to write a greentext and some effortless shitpost gets more attention. I've found these threads tend to come in waves of good and less good so it's better to reserve the content you put effort into for a good thread as opposed to one thats been derailed by shitposting
>>33363951Shoggy Visor, the official uniform for ShoggyMart, the Mamono Realm's #1 Convenience Store!
>>33364004The real redpill is writing for your own enjoyment
>>33364018I feel guilty getting off to my own writing. It feels narcissistic and I have a terrible fear of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
>>33363966At this point you're probably right unless M_A decides to just nuke his script. That said though I really enjoy relationships that start out as bad as possible.
>>33363966Putting aside Voso as best girl I also liked Emballandae and Nauraea. They were cute in their own ways
>>33351586Dignified stoic women with killer bodies are 11/10. Especially if they know what they have and subtly flaunt it
>when you invite guests without telling your wight wife they're coming
>>33363020Well she tangle you up with her hair and bring you close so you stare at them as much as you'd like.
>>33364100But what if... she were to buy fast food and disguise it as her own cooking?
>>33363955Same, anon.It's been so long I'd need to start all over again, but that comes with the good news that I was fucking terrible back then too so little will have changed.
>>33364150>Well, Elizabeth, I made it- despite your husband's sudden notice.>Ah, Sun of the Far East! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable dinner.
>>33363911Are there no downsides to undeath?
>>33364150That would be delightfully devilish, anon.
>>33364018That's true, even if it doesn't get any (you)s I don't think writing a good greentext is time wasted. Sometimes I'll read really good greens that other anons have written that didn't seem to get any attention but I can tell they influenced stuff written in later threads. It's also healthy to have others judge your writing and the anonymous yet insular nature of the thread helps with that
>>33361904>sign up to be judge on cooking show>after two episodes you start hearing voices in your head
>>33364034This is unironically other people's problems.Hakutaku chan forgive me
>>33363911>ImmortalityThis was one of the things that turned me away from being an undeadfag, that and the eternally dark undead realms.If I can't fucking stand life three decades in then how the fuck am I going to cope with centuries?
>>33362600shogporate wasn't happy with the shog character getting left behind last season, claims that they where betting large sums of money on her winning are uninstantiated
>>33364193If you are just married to an undead I imagine since you are just sharing her immortality and lifespan it's just like having any other monster wife. It says the actually raising men from the dead is difficult, requires direct help from Hel, and a monster partner to regularly have sex with to keep him alive. Either way it just requires you to have sex with your wife regularly.>When raising a man, it will be necessary to receive the blessing of “Hel”, the goddess of life and death, and perform a ritual for the sake of borrowing her power, plus, a living sacrifice to offer mana to the male undead semi-permanently. In other words, it requires a monster who will live as the spouse of the one resurrected and have sex with him for eternity.
>>33364295you have a waifu with your immortality, just do something wholesome for the rest of your life, like farming or something
>>33364295>>33364324Or keep yourself and your wife entertained with lewd parties and adventurer murder I MEAN undead shotgun weddings.Really feed into that dark and scary undead vibe.
>>33364175>You know these hamburgers look awfully similar to the ones they make at ShoggyMart>Oh-ho no, patented Elizabeth Burgers. Old family recipe!>For Wight Hams?>Yes>I see, and you claim to call them Wight Hams despite the fact that these are clearly made by a sleepy Greenworm>I.. uhh.. you know the... one thing I sh-... excuse me for one second...
>>33364315I guess if most couples fuck on the daily the penalty of being an undead dude isn't a huge problem. Hel wins again!
>>33364393Need a grillin' greenworm in the kitchen as it's on fire now.
>>33364083Great fucking taste. Demon or Pharaoh, I want this
>>33364324>>33364386>Killing adventurersThat's a bit too hardcore for my tastes, and eternity is far too long even with someone who actually cared about me.
>>33364492They don't actually die anon, I'm not a tg fag. It's just a very scary, and for undead couples watching, very amusing transitory state to undead marriage
>>33363812my wife went out to grab a ANAL Lite and a MOTORBOAT what's the holdup?
how do birds dominate men?
>>33364549I hate it.
I feel bad for the order boys, I hope they get good wives once the assimilation happens
>>33364576What about everyone on this planet, Anon
>>33364549this is evil
>>33364492It sounds more like some kind edgy /tg/ version of MGE than anything that would ever happen. Monsters would never harm or kill people as anything but a last resort. It is also completely unnecessary. Just marrying an undead makes you immortal but even then there are undead grey lamentation mushrooms which make men undead incubi and attracts an undead partner. Just using basic attacks like a Dragon Zombie's breath that just monsterizes women into undead monsters anyway without literally killing them in a gruesome manner.
>>33364492Yeah. I'd rather just imprison them and ransom them for a bit of cash.
>>33364549I need a Flayer to unsee this
>>33364492why kill adventurers when you can just revive their grandmas
>>33364549Why? No, I'm not doing 'omg so cringe haha why does it exist amirite', I genuinely don't understand why would anyone bother doing this.
>>33364625UNDEAD GILF PUSSY
>>33364583Just pray to Eros I'm sure things'll work out
>>33364549This reminds me of the live action segments they did for a Sailor Moon mini-marathon they did during the syndicated run of the DiC dub.
>>33364590Eh, even without the violence I don't think anons have thought things through on that eternal unlife deal. I could probably be convinced to enjoy it for a century or so, but sooner or later I'd get bored or feel trapped with no way out. I can't imagine anything worse, being caught by an undead mamano would be a nightmare scenario for me these days.
>>33364549Dear god why. There's been some legitimately good MGE asmr but this is an abomination.
>>33364590I mean, from the comic I saw of a wight doing that to adventurers, it seems like she's not really 'killing' them so much as just draining their life out so they'll rape the male knight in their party.
>>33362477understandable. I sometimes had the urge to fap whenever i saw a sona,Nidalee, Zyra, or Elise.
>>33363955This. So much this. I hate myself already, so when I was writing it was never good enough to me.
>>33354137Lucky fuck. Living the dream
So, anybody writing/drawing/story migration to Ao3 or someshit?
>>33364056Nauraea was nice, probably second best after Voso. Emballandae was a bit too much of a douche, but i guess she only really worked in a clear master-servant relationship, like with the other butler
>>33364539Alluring songs and enchanting dances
>>33364918Tweaking stories for AO3I was going to port them to FF.net, but there seems to be a bit of a review shitshow in the MGE section and people are super blood thirsty/spacebattles migrants so I'd rather not
>>33364730>Running the only bar in a monster town>Replace ID check with one of those "you must be this tall to enter" signs
>>33365113Do you want to get put in the Book of Grudges?
>>33365070>I was going to port them to FF.net, but there seems to be a bit of a review shitshow in the MGE section and people are super blood thirsty/spacebattles migrants so I'd rather notWait really? Surprised didn't see that much on this one crossover story that was pretty true to mge. Although maybe its cause it wasn't a edgy crossover.
>>33364918Tempted. I need to do something to get me out of this rut and maybe writing again might be helpful.
>>33365162I tend to look at the reviews for stuff if im mildly interested in the summayI only looked at one to find a long laind of arguing back and forth between people who like this one dudes cluserfuck cross over and the other guys that praise the genoside ones
>>33365152>Oh no, some midget is going to write my name in her diary! Still not going to let them in.
>>33365162what story do you mean?
>>33365212I've been tempted to write or draw a long story but since this is my recent hyperfixation it'll probably die down and then I leave it unfinished.So I just say do small things first like the greentexts people do, then slowly inch your way up to longer shit
>>33365308The Monster high one. Its basically just a series of smut oneshots. Not high or even mid quality, but i found it a serviceable fap.
>>33365308Probably the monster high crossover, dispite its many problems its probably the best written crossorver fic MGE has on ff.net
>>33365396>>33365401Nutshell me on the issues
>>33365113You'll never be forgiven, we'll see how well you do when nobody is around to repair the still in the back!
>>33365427The good>Large variety of monsters are used>smut is tolorable if a little repetitiveThe meh:>3 monsters are killed in flash backs, but two were male and none of them are MGEThe bad>people sometimes deep down lament their fate being with the monsters or becoming a monsterThe ugly>The author uses character inserts form other shit (lenny and carl from simpsons for example)>The author also gives cruel fates to inserts of characters he doesnt like (the winchester brothers get broken by goblins and Slade wilson gets done by a arachne for example)>The ENTIRE sex scene of the final chapter was a full rip of the sex scene in merses fallen brides chapter.
>>33365459>Using stuff in your business without knowing how to repair it when it breaks, or at least setting money aside to purchase a replacement
>>33364978I saw Emby as overembellishing what she thought she was supposed to act like as a result of her mothers unrealistic and overbearing expectations. Honestly I feel it could have worked if she and anon had more time to get to a point where they could compliment each others personalities and smooth out their mutual faults like her parents kind of seem to do. With anon encouraging her to be more confident and her grooming him to be more patient with people and his surroundings.The butler seemed kind of shoehorned shoehorned may be too harsh in as further reason for why they weren't the best option for each other. Especially since she's clearly attracted to anon when he gets abducted and asks him about Earth wedding customs but later seems to turn into a relationship where they tolerate each other when it becomes clear she isn't the endgameAnyways it's a good story. Might be the first fanfiction series I've read fully and has remained consistent throughout
>>33365568>fangs scrape your neck whenever you kissmust be terrifying
>>33365610And who's going to sell you another one when you discriminate against both the Gremlins and the Dwarves? The Tanuki isn't going to sell you one and lose business with them when they find out.
Well it finally happened. I'm no longer interested in monster girls.So long gay boys.
>>33365715Humans and orcs would have the talent to make one, could always buy from them. Maybe see if there is a succubus-made one with unique properties.
>>33365113>>33365152>Mine opens up near anons small town>Attracts worker monsters of all kinds>Anon puts up his sign>Lure of booze wins out over Dwarven pride and they begin pulling inane schemes to sneak in like wearing trenchcoats while sitting on each others shoulders>Because dwarf mining shifts don't always coincide some dwarves even have to trenchcoat with other short monsters like goblinsImagine the grudging
>>33365848Is this what MGE supervillains do for a living?
>>33364461>Demon or PharaohAre we brothers anon? I would like that very much
>>33365843Why would a humie or orc try to compete with gremlins or dwarven engineering? They'd be out of business in no time. Let those dwarves in so they can drink you under the table manfilth.
>>33365879Demon and Pharaoh give off the same energy.
>>33365947>drink you under the tablethat has multiple meanings
>>33365879>>33365962W-What if... Demon Pharaoh?or would it be Pharaoh Demon?
>>33347427Well this is awkward, for some reason I thought this was talking about blankets, guess I gotta do a sweater one too
>>33366031as the anon who requested that: this is just as good, thank you
>>33366031Needs a rug
>>33366031SNUG BUG SNUG BUG
>>33365879>>33365962Based and femme-fatalepilled
>>33366127I love powerful women.
>>33366031kinda reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzNhrhVy_lg
>>33366031Speaking of cocoons. I wonder how long it takes for a greenworm to transform into a papillion. How long inside the cocoon with her husband?Just imagine how erotic and intimate it'd be to be in a cocoon with her for days, weeks, or even longer. Very comfy
>>33366199Rumor has it 1/20 Human-Papillon relationships begin this way
>>33365947>adopt an oni who looks like a child>come home another lame day on the job looking forward to taking a huge chug of some brew to go PWWAAAAHHHH like the anime characters do>this drunk little shit just went through half your booze and drunkenly limps towards you like "ngh... tam.. tadam, tadaimaaaaaa" >falls over onto you with bedroom look in her eyes>she's actually ten times your age
>>33366207Well I assume that, if it supposedly takes weeks of milking for a manticore to adapt just her vagina to be perfect for her man, then it would take at least 1 month, seeing as she has to completely change her whole body
>>33365769I'm finding my interest waning too. I used to constantly fantasise about living in the world and meeting various species, but now I just fap to the occasional drawing and sometimes visit this thread hoping to regain the spark.
>>33366222I'd just kiss her on the lips and be happy someone welcomed me home.
>>33366207Well for monarch butterflies it's "about 8-12 days" so quite a while even at minimum. Have fun!
>>33366222Time to fuck her sober.
>>33366222Well if she's going to drink all my booze she's not getting any cock>tell her you know what she needs>carry her to the bath>give her a good scrubbing>lay her down on the bed and give her a full body massage>let her relax and fall asleep>she wakes up the next morning to breakfast already made for herNow she can't be upset because I took care of her but deep down inside I know her horny hungover ass is fuming
>>33366172Me too as long I'm still the one in charge
>>33366320you forgot>hand her a bowl of eggs
>>33366366bitch is gonna eat them all
>>33366366She already took all the booze, she ain’t getting all the eggs
>>33366386>>33366366>Lamia you have to eat all of the eggs.>Fuck yeah dude got any more
>>33366413>tomboy homeless lamia
>>33366413>of course she had to morph from the snake tail to human legs for this scenereally a waste
>>33366451very much so
>>33366567eh, the monmusu up the thread didn't get nuked, so decided to try my luck.
>>33366596that shit was more animal than human, they are hardly the same thing
>>33366461You like to live life on the edge, anon?I bet undeads love men like that.
>>33366461That probably wouldn't be necessary, she would be fairly competent. Besides, the Guild Of Advertisers would complain.
>>33366343You lost me there
>>33366127>>33366172It can't be helped
Hiya lads, found a tier list maker for MGE. this can only go wellhttps://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-species--120459
What Monstergirls are best for bullying you into improving yourself? I need to work hard on my Pilot's license, but I am really struggling to stay focused.
>>33366779Kiki>In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need. However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual. They’ll take care of a man’s towering erection when waking him up early in the morning. And after delicious, healthy, and nourishing meals. At night in the bedroom when going to bed early together. An orderly life will be frequently interspersed with lewd service and nightly sex. While living in that manner, they’ll raise the man into an imposing incubus worthy of being their master.
>>33366779black harpies, probably. they are also flying mamonos so bonus points for relevancy
>>33366251I wonder if it's possible to do the cocoon thing multiple times.
>>33366207ouch ow owie my claustrophobia.
>>33366750Been known for a while but but it never hurts to see a newer consensus.
>>33366750I have a few of these but my tastes don't change too drastically so they stay pretty consistent. It is nice to compare newer to earlier tastes sometimes
I hope KC never adds NTR, would ruin the setting for me. Thats a constant fear I have everytime new material is released.
>>33367063Anon did you even see his recent meltdown?
>>33367063KC is incredibly against NTR, he's a chad, don't worry man
>>33367063Ah yeah that'll never happen. KC went apeshit on twitter over his vidya waifu getting NTR art just yesterday.
>>33367063No need to worry, he personally hates that shit as much as we do.
>>33366750The only monster girls I even remotely care about.
>>33367037>Sandworm in refuse tierWe would not be friends.
>>33367076No, link to it?
>>33367037>Those three at the topI rarely think or talk about the Kej, but I would definitely be seduced in an instant if I met one. She does have some of the same qualities of the demon or pharaoh. You got great taste.
>>33367063What an odd thing to say, it's better not to think up extremely unlikely scenarios that only serve to upset yourself. I would be more worried about other degenerates using his designs and setting for unnecessary things. KC tries to limit it but he doesn't have a platoon of small hats to constantly dmca patrol people online. Maybe if anybody in these threads ever gets filthy rich they can do that for him so he's free to create content in peace
>>33367063There was a controversy recently on Twitter about him unfollowing people and speaking out against artists because just hearing people talk about NTR cause him pain. Besides that he added a page on his site about what MGE is about and what it is absolutely against and NTR, multiple men, and yuri go against the entire point of his setting.>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm
>>33367063I will never understand the sort of person who constantly frets over extremely unlikely what-ifs
How to get over my addiction to having sex with my wife?
>>33367173Feels weird multiple women with one guy is allowed but multiple guys with one women isn't. I get the reason but idk maybe I'm the weirdo for liking reverse harems
Which monster girl would, dare I say it, want to rape me?
>>33367099Wouldn't mind knowing one platonically but personally they just don't click. The list is from last year or even before that so I would probably move them up a tier or two now>>33367130>She does have some of the same qualities of the demon or pharaoh.Never thought of it that way but that does make sense. Kejourou are also one of the lucky few monsters to have middling popularity but a good amount of very nice fanart
>>33367173>「魔物娘図鑑」の魔物娘には同性愛者が存しないので扱いません。すみません。My translation says> Monster Girl Encyclopedia does not deal with homosexuals because they don't exist. Im sorryOof, thats extreme.
>>33367324Do Alps not count?
>>33367263One man can get many women pregnant. But one woman can only get pregnant by one man. At least in the extreme vast majority of natural human circumstance.
>>33367324Maybe, but I mean it is his setting so it's up to him 2bh.
BIG FUCKING PAWS
People get way too fixated on the rules and lore of a porn setting that exists so that a guy can draw pictures of monster-human hybrids with big tits
>>33367263U can still do it with doppel potion for the multiple man.>>33367324Pretty sure yuri sex is fine.
>>33367324It's also contradictory because alps come from homos
>>33367368Oh fuck I forgot about that. close enough! Probably better since I don't have to compete
>>33367324It's more in reference to that pure lesbian couples that exclude men don't exist. Monster girls can still screw other monster girls, but they will seek a man together, and the man will be their main partner. Gay men transform into alps. Those alps are girls that will want a male partner. So homosexuality just doesn't exist in MGE
>>33366800Makes me wonder what kikis were like pre DL. Did they also serve as maids or just another bloodthirsty monster
>>33367324>>33367173I am legitimately surprises Yuri is banned. Wouldnt a man having sex with his harem logically involve some Yuri action?
>>33367403Not only do you not have to compete. You feel the pleasure of each doppel body. Biggest reason why i really like the potion.
>>33367173>>33367324What an absolute ladFapping to cats in his honor tonight
>>33367443It does, and it's even mentioned IIRC, and that's why people are confused by the statement
>>33367443yuri only (and gay) relationships are a no, but yuri sex in a harem is fine.
>>33367368>Pretty sure yuri sex is fine.Well kinda. Eventually a man is involved. Mistress pleasuring herself with her maid while they are waiting for hubby to come home is a hot scenario
>>33367464>another oneHell yes
>>33367443>>33367471the problem is no dick is involvedGirls preping themselves to get dicked is KC approved, girls being 100% lesbian is outthough it does birng to question one or two scenes
>>33367324Deepl gives>魔物娘図鑑」の魔物娘には同性愛者が存しないので扱いません。すみません。>There are no homosexuals among the demon girls in the "Demon Girl Book", so we don't deal with them. I'm sorry.Basically just saying there's no gay monster girls. We've always known bi ones are possible it's just that they prefer dick.
>>33367503>Im not gay, but a bottle of nectar is a bottle of nectar
>>33367173>>33367324Extremely based>>33367443>I am legitimately surprises Yuri is bannedNewfag detected.
>>33366750Might as well repost
>>33367542stop trying to be antagonistic
>>33367503I mean I can imagine mamono doing stuff like that when there is no man around for miles, to show dominance or just for fun/pleasure. It is just that eventually they will go for a man, even if it might take years.
>>33367519watch this more accurate translation get ignored in favor of the more controversial one
>>33367503>though it does birng to question one or two scenesIt's fairly consistent, yuri sex just has to have a reason>guy not around and single monster girls are horny>it's a way of getting something they want from another girl (like that honey)>corruption>foreplay in a harem>harem wives keeping each other occupied while husband is at workBut straight up gay for the sake of gay isn't a thing.
>>33367263>I get the reason but idk maybe I'm the weirdo for liking reverse haremswhat is wrong with you>Oof, thats extreme.back to reddi t pal
>>33367279*turns on the lights*
>>33367482>Well kinda. Eventually a man is involved.Thats what i mean. >spoilerAbsolute based taste. So many scenarios kinda like that with my waifus.>>33367503All monsters are Bi, but prefer dick. They are also all part succubi so being lewd with each other when no male is available isn't unexpected.
Imaging being gay, turning into an alp and your gay friend doesn't wanna fuck you anymore because you're not a dudeSo you convert him too and you both fuck another guy
In MGE there is no LGBTQ+There is only BT
>>33367598United through dick
The amount of newfags who don't know about the most basic stuff from the setting, and worse, cry because there's no pure homo stuff and the like, is frightening
>>33367612Are you literally shaking? Do you need to lie down?
>>33367590>All monsters are Bi, but prefer dickStop with this meme, "prefer" dick is a massive understatement and monsters engaging in faggotry is probably even rarer than daughteru dicking.
>>33367612Reminds me of that guy that made his own version of Beast's roulette and made it open to lesbians saying that KC's rule was "stupid".
>>33367590Mistress loves watching hubby impregnate her servants
>>33367627No but I think it would be pretty cool if you went to read the wiki instead of goin all "oof"
>>33367263>>33367403I'm going to treat this an unironic and not just bait>Sex for human women is a risk because they can get pregnant in which case they need a man to support and protect them>Women can only get pregnant from one man at a time. A man who is spending his life and labour to support a women who isn't guaranteed to give him children is a waste of his resources. Having to compete with multiple men constantly would severely lower the chance of his own children succeeding>Therefore humans are not evolved towards multiple men with one woman, unless you look at absolute promiscuity like bonobos have which does not encourage strong social bonds = love her and leave her social model where the man will have sex but leave the woman to raise the children on her own or communally with other women/elderly>Again humans are not bonobos. Such behaviour is heavily selected against as it does not the encourage social bonds necessary for anything besides a crude animalistic existence in environments that are lenient and unpredictable as opposed to harsh but predictable where strong social bonds are highly selected for. These are also the environments that tend to create the strongest societiesEven the argument of whether or not we evolved for monogamy or polygamy is tenuous and this isn’t really the place for it.
>>33367324You're missing the part right before it.>Yuri>There are no homosexuals in the "Demon Girl Book", so we don't handle it. I'm sorry.He means there are no pure lesbian relationships. All monsters want men. A threesome or monsterization is different.
>>33367632>probablyYou don't sound very certain.
>>33367632Most monster girls corrupt, the act is something they enjoy. If they weren't on some level bi then they wouldn't do it.
>>33367632The shade of cunt licking depends on your taste as like most things MGE, but its max value is dick first no matter what but open to chowdown on muff tacos when need or want arises. Lowest value being them being straight only.
>>33367632>monsters engaging in faggotry is probably even rarer than daughteru dicking.Depends on what you mean with faggotry, but Honeybee and Grizzly regulary sexually bully the Alraune. >Alraune nectar is widely used in demon realms as a food, as an aphrodisiac, and as a beauty treatment; so these monsters' secretions are always in high demand - especially from grizzlies and honeybees, who steal them by having sex with the unresisting plantgirls. Also then you have the Liliraune.
>>33367368>>33367443>>33367471>>33367519>>33367590>>33367687 When KC says something like "yuri isn't the main focus in mge" what he means is that monsters cannot be lesbians but he's being polite about it. A monster will never love another monster/woman in the same way that she loves her husband, at most you will get sister-wives who act more as a team to please their husband than each other. They do not see being bi or gay as an identity because it is biologically impossible for them>>33367450Same with throwing the /d/egenerates a slight bone with potions that don't break rules of what's allowed in setting, and are almost always stated to be explicitly extremely uncommon for people in-universe to use
>>33367644Hearing a mg encourage you to unload deep inside another one is such a turn on. Love to think about nure doing it.
I think everybody is acutally on the same page when it comes to the monster on monster thing, but it seems like people are just confused about the terms being used.
>>33367666I mean, I just think it's hot. I didn't really need the lesson on why it isn't possible. But that was very informative so thank you for it anon.