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Stop it!
>>33121912Kogasa is not bully! She is kindness.
Imagine being bullied by Kogasa of all people! Shameful.
>>33125479You're next.
>>33132088>UMBRELLAS? now?Yes. NOW.
>>33132088Nobody said anything about fucking the umbrella yet anon
>>33121912Stop what
>>33130029You are a human from the human village. One day you come out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.
You're slowly becoming bitter. You develop a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.You're out for a walk in broad daylight, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain."I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear."Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"She nodded weakly in response. Her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else."Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen."I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes."Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."Kogasa was sobbing."Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear."Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So, isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.
>>33148183This is AI dungeon, isn't it?
>>33145749Stop deez nuts
>>33121912Oni out!
>>33148256Noo, it's an old pasta that is posted in every Kogasa thread.
>>33148183>>33148201I love seeing cute girls being hurt and abused.
>>33152826Being Kogasa is painful.
>>33148183>>33148201BAKA! Kogasa is for hugs and id love her to scare me. Boo! Ahhhhh!
>>33161429Agreed! I want to be the umbrella's friend! I want to have fun with her! I want her to know that she's valued and appreciated!
Patting the nice umbrella
Turn the vampire into a lawnchair!
>>33152826Plot twist, Youmu can't see Kogasa in that moment, having deluded herself in her chuuni fantasies. If Kogasa tries again, surely she'll succeed in surprising her.
>>33121912>>33133075That right there is the face of a lolicon.
>>33168500Kogasa tries so hard to scare people, but the real scare is a genuine smile and how it can surprise anyone.
If you surprise Kogasa and she gets startled - is that like throwing up for her?
>>33182519
>>33189437That's a horrible smile.
>>33197482
>>33200934S-sorry
>>33209478Surprise!
>>33182720She probably would've starved a long time ago if she "throws up" from getting surprised.
>>33121912There aren't enough pics of Kogasa bullying people...
>>33226038That's because Kogasa exists to be bullied.
>>33226038Yeah, she's usually in the victim role but I think she makes a very good bully.The reason people become bullies in the first place is to try and deal with their own insecurities, so Kogasa fits the bill pretty well, seeing as she's not very sure of herself.
>>33227050Another reason is to straighten up weirdos and creeps so they snap out of it.
I want to steal the umbrella.Actually, I wanna forcefully take it from her and watch her sob like a little bitch
>>33227050The only people Kogasa can bully are fairies and maybe a small amount of children anyway.
>>33237393And with the next breath you lament the fact that there's so little truly friendly youkai.Maybe I subscribe to a grim Gensokyo where humans are killed after all, if this is how they act.
>>33237393You can't steal her from herself, she IS the umbrella!
>>33237561I disagree.
>>33226532Cursed life...
I want remilia to hold kogasa down so i can assrape her while she watches
Kogasa is a good girl
>>33258272Kogasa is a considerate girl
>>33262879People who have been hurt the most can be capable of sharing the most compassion.
>>33263058Kogasa is too good for this world.
>>33263058Edgiest quote I've heard all month
>>33271268Yo anon, take it easy...
>>33271268It is the exact opposite of edgy
>>33271268How's that edgy
>>33276191>>33276208You kiddin' me? The only other place I've seen that quote is on a meme made by some 12 year old girl on Instagram with self-diagnosed depression.
>>33276590>InstagramYou should stop using that garbage, it's rotting your brain.
>>33276770I'm not an Instagramfag, just got redirected to it from some Kiwi Farms thread.
>>33276813>Kiwi Farmsoh come on
>>33152826I love this image.
Make her cry.
>>33291010Don't! She'll get her hair wet!
>>33291010You'll be the one crying.
>>33291010Please do not...
Kogasa is too WEAK to bully anyone.
>>33320608That's why you assist her when it comes time to bully.
>>33320608Kogasa can bully me
>>33331877You'll accidentally step on her foot and she'll break down crying because you bullied her.
>>33331877Why is that youkai drooling over me? I don't know how that stuff effects humans.
I threw the old umbrella into the trash
>>33348538It's the holy umbrella nectar! It's an honor to drink it!
>>33354305Say what you will, that sight reminds me of the smaller Nel.
>>33348579She's going to run you over.
>>33369696She can't! Her rates will go up!
Kogasa also got 2nd place!
>>33379304>Kogasa also got 2nd place!K comes before R, so she goes first in second place.Congrats Kogasa! Congrats Reimu!
Something isn't right.Last I checked, you're supposed to hold the umbrella for a lady.
>>33387315Only if the lady isn't the umbrella.
>>33397956Imagine the aroma
>>33407614what does an umbrella smell like?
>>33408510If you don't remember to dry it out it'll smell like mold! Moldy Kogasa!
>>33408510>what does an umbrella smell like?Go smell yours.
Kogasa is so weak that even insects can beat her!
>>33424733Reminds me of that doujin with shimmy and the beetle.
>>33424733What a lame umbrella.
>>33442370why is she staring at me like that?
>>33442677It's just a smile dude.
To that anon: Have a nice day!
useless umbrella.only good for handholding.
>>33121912This is one of the best drawings I have ever seen. Thank you for sharing.
>>33456850>only good for handholding.And rough baby-making sex!
>>33465213Delete this immediately
>>33465213Kogasa should give up on being an umbrella and just become a baby factory.
>>33460969Do not die die the Remi
>>33465213Sex with Kogasa?
>>33485733 Sticc > thicc
>>33468680you don't love Kogasa if you don't want more Kogasas
>>33487058But what am I gonna do with two umbrellas?
>>33488176You use one as a walking stick, duh.
>>33485733>Sex with Kogasa?You can't fuck an umbrella.
>>33497684Only if you're restrained by common sense.
>>33488176You make more!
>>33507246So do the umbrellas grow with the girl too or do they pop out fully formed?
>>33515214Small Kogasas can assume a form of an umbrella or a little girl, but not both.They are considered to be an adult once they can manage to maintain both.
>>33503538Umbrellas don't even have holes. How can she have children?
>>33523349Kogasa is the kind of umbrella that has holes.
Why are images of Kogasa being a blacksmith so rare?
>>33523349When fertilized, Kogasa will split in two via mitosis
>>33536836Nobody wants to see the cute umbrella wield a hammer...
>>33544310>nobodyIt's not like you can. It isn't safe. She's not wearing proper protection to be handling metal, but you need to.
>>33544310Kogasa isn't cute at all!She is a scary youkai!
>>33557559>Kogasa isn't cute at all!You're right, she's ugly! We should all laugh at how ugly she is!
>>33557742Take your words back, you bastard.
Well, shit.
>>33566314This better be another one of your schemes to surprise me, goddamnit.
>>33230769That is cope and you know it is cope.Have a talk with your father if you know which one it is.
>>33271268>thats edgynext few posts...>>33276813>i am from kiwifarmddit
>>33554130Those gloves are more protection than i used to have when i hammer forged
>>33575138words words wordsall of which I did not read.
>>33575165Please do not misuse the quote function...
Look at her!
>>33589986Want umbrella armpits
>>33589986Okay, what now?
>>33589986there's NO WAY my umbrella can be this CUTE
>>33621938I want to give Kogasa an atomic wedgie.
>>33630941Didn't get me try again.
>>33643740Cute pantsu though i'm not surprised she's wearing blue stripes.
>>33643740That ShiniNet model's getting some good use.
>>33646624Kogasa and shimapan are inseperable.
>>33658413>kogasa in sexy black lacemake it happen
>>33148201I would just keep pretending to be scared
>>33566314Did this ever happened in touhou? I mean human-youkai offsprings?
>>33662315That would look great, but nowhere in my post did I say that.
Very good umbrella
>>33652522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TESv0dkRQgUIt really is.
>>33679079YES, REVENGE
>>33667827What did the creator of this pic implied here?
>>33682871put your skirt down before people start calling you a harlot.
>>33697780That Kogasa's a good girl?
>>33697780that you should pat the umbrella for no particular reason because she will smile regardless.
Let's see, what to do...
>>33720305please do not hurt the 'gasa, she's had a hard life
>>33667827This is so cute...I wish I had my own personal Kogasa I could pet whenever I wanted.
>>33720305Let's take advice from Alice threads and use a shovel!
>>33730915A shovel won't work
>>33121912no
>>33720305I'll take her off your hands.There's no reason for her to be both tied up and injured... She won't even be able to defend herself...
>>33673666Imagine all those children who got panty flashed by the Kogasas MMD growing up into responsible adults like this. Have you shown your appreciation of the people important to you lately?About the meaning of the blue rose in the "language of flowers":Mystery, Attaining the Impossible, Uniqueness
>>33753742>About the meaning of the blue rose in the "language of flowers":Mystery, Attaining the Impossible, UniquenessThat's what it used to be, but in 2002 a group of Japanese researchers managed to create the world's first blue roses, and it's meaning in the language of flowers became "a dream come true".
>>33753947Interesting, thanks sharing your knowledge.That just makes the video even more sweet and sappy.
They're gonna bully you hard.
>>33673666aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33673666That's really nice.
>>33773456Finding new ways to love Kogasa every day!
>>33753742>>33753947Funny how I ask this question for years and I find the answer in a fucking Kogasa thread.
>>33776769I'm showing her lots of love.
>>33789860Who is the source of these?
>>33789860Teasing is fine, but physical violence is NOT allowed. Please stop immediately.
>>33790107Here's the sources:>>33789860 >https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87300357>>33773456>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88141741
>>33790532But physical stuff with the umbrella is fun!
>>33791543Thank you!Please give your umbrella lots of love in the future too.
>>33809298Oh, I'll show her lots of "love" alright.
Kogasa's children storybook is on sale now
Scared yet?
Kogasa is cute and scary at the same time!
>>33830979Very mean umbrella.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85039090
>>33791543Great artist.
Kogasa says she had enough of your shit!
>>33851256WAIT KOGASA IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>>33840808She's cute but not scary at all. Lame umbrellas will never be scary, not even if they have a big butt.
>>33863773If you wanted big anthro umbrellas there's weird stuff out there for your liking.
>>33863817I didn't ask for this!!
>>33663098Rinnosuke is a half-youkai, so yes. We don't know what kind of youkai it was though.
>>33869350so pure
>>33835638no, umbrellas aren't scary.
I freaking love Kogasa.
>>33887777Super smug Kogasa who's about to get brutalized.
>>33888104Same, dude.
>>33894284Do not ryona the umbrella "please"
>>33902442Why? Seems fun.
>>33887777>>33894284Cute umbrella bullying Reimu
>>33902442Does spanking her huge butt counts as Ryona?
>>33909714Do not beat the umbrella.
Please adopt an umbrella.
>>33920619Why can't Reimu do it?
>>33930504she's too lazy
>>33930504No money to feed extra mouths.
>>33933753Kogasa can get by with just scares!
>>33935938Poor girl is going to starve to death.
Very long tongue, perfect for...
Surprising Kogasa!
>>33958824cute.
Easy to read umbrella!
>>33959060W-What are you gonna do...?
I want to give Kogasa an atomic wedgie.
What a punk.
>>33970174Why is she playing strip poker anyway
>>33984024Not gonna stop you but, why?
>>33990683Not him, but I'd do it because I'd get the biggest hard on
>>33990683Why? To give her a real surprise of course.
>>33988124Kogasa's going to catch a cold.
>>33148183
>>34006499Foul-mouthed umbrella!
>>34011718It's punishment time
>>33990669Buddhists are bored.
>>34022578Ah, they're all girls so I guess it's ok... not.
>>34025713This artist seems to really like bullying Kogasa
>>34043289Don't bully her!
I love Kogasa's tummy!
>>34053636I'm more partial to her thighs, but I see the appeal.
>>34053636Is her tummy soft or toned?
>>34060600Soft and fat!
>>34064732I can't believe Kogasa has a chubby stomach despite being a blacksmith.
>>34060600>>34070278Kogasa has the body of a young girl at a glance but underneath her clothes has toned muscle and abs you can feel. How else can that little umbrella swing iron all day?
Are umbrellas predators or prey?
>>34070880Prey for bullies, sexual predators in the right circumstances
>>34070649Super strong umbrella!
>>34070915>right circumstancesLike, say, after proposal?
>>34086440Before.
>>34091911What type of little slut do you take her for??
Kogasa working hard!https://files.catbox.moe/2nxelp.mp4
>>34098705Do your best Kogasa
>>33125479she literally fights people just because she's bored and because she gets upset that they don't get scared by her.
>>34113093Wow, she's so brutal.
>>34113093What a nasty girl.
deadly umbrella
>>34128217The hard working Kogasa who can't even scare a fairy was all just an act. This umbrella is actually a cruel murderer.
>>34128388>umbrella is actually a cruel murdererAs are all youkai.
>>34119885Kogasa used lickSUPER EFFECTIVE
eggplant
>>34098705She just served food that was dropped on the floor!
>>34146261It'll give the eater a nice surprise later.
Does Kogasa carry the umbrella or does the umbrella carry Kogasa?
>>34158666Kogasa carries Kogasa
>>34158666Do not confuse me Satan
kogasa is die
>>34171697Time for CPR!
>>34182017She's fine. It's just a scratch.
>>34176601Finally, more blacksmith Kogasa.
Dunking Kogasa!
>>34199885I'm glad Kogasa has good friends who take care of her.
>>34206603She certainly does.
>>34211077Kogasa got taken advantage of...
umbrella tongue attack
>>34196671Laser accurate aim! Downing her in one shot!
>>34240699Cutest stage 2 bosses
>>34243627What happened to Kogasa? I thought she was bigger than that.
I'm always surprised by how cute Kogasa is.
>>34254319Kogasa Cat Kogasa Cat
>>34254314She is called 小傘, so it's obvious she's going to be a small umbrella.
>>34255160That's a dog.
>>34255680Fair enough.
>>34276987Umbrella is very puffy
Other Kogasa thread died...
>>34287282And this thread is near bump limit.
>>34280199Puffy umbrella
Imagine all the cute things you could do to this poor embarrassed Kogasa!Imagine just standing there and teasing her, and watching her face get redder and redder as her nipples get harder and her crotch gets stickier! Imagine tickling her until she moves her arms and you get to see her secret areas! Imagine trying to circle around her to see her cute bare butt!
>>34292388I want to get her pregnant and tell her it will be okay!
The sun is shining on everydayThe stars is winking on everynightThere is a cycle of of reincarnationMake our dreams become reality~
>>34293563I KISS YOU ALL THE TIMEWhen if you find me out of my graveBelieve the wonder of the universeMake our love become eternity inCosmically Night
>>34293563>>34293578I wanna raise kids with Kogasa!
I don't think I ever found this in the correct order and it feels like I'm missing something by the time it goes to the next issue.
>>34309904Danbooru has the correct order listed.
>>34313356I'll look again then.
>>34302838No, don't ruin the next generation.
>>34315394>don't ruin the next generation.The next generation is already ruined.
>>34315394I'll try my best not to!
>>34332704They have no eye for talent.
>>34329896I think Kogasa would be the kind of girls who wants to have sex all the time after you do it with her once.
>>34340725>They have no eye for talentOkay, lets see.An unpopular artist, overshadowed by her cuter sister. Kasen was too busy eating, Okina wasn't even watching.Yukari only found it amusing. They're terribad judges.
I doubt it, but is she really in 18 or was that just a good replica?
>>34350916Of course Kogasa is playable in 18, it was a really big surprise.
>>34351487She finally surprised a lot of people!
>>34350916https://twitter.com/81292_II/status/1373288951444693001Do you mean this? He's a known ZUN-style imitator.
I want kogosa to trap me and her underneath her umbrella for baby making sex!
