Would you let Yuuka dom you?
>>29356493Yes till I die.
lol no that would be unbefitting of my manhood and virilitymuch better to become yuuka but keep my dick and dom unsuspecting /jp/sies instead
>>29356493Maybe if she also let me cry into her boobs until i fall asleep
>>29356493When I see Yuuka, my dick gets so strong, thick and hard, that has the power to dominate herhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4076749
I would let any 2hu dom me
>>29356493You say that as if you have a choice in the matter.
>>29383955Imagine Kogasa trying to dom you.
>>29356493No, I'd resist to force her to be even more violentIf I'm lucky I can even make her murder me
>>29356493I would love nothing more than for Yuuka to take over and micromanage every single facet of my life. I don't care about anything else than pleasing her anyways.
>>29356493Will she take good care of me?
>>29438582As long as you stay on her good side she'll take very good care of you.
>>29438885Then I'd let her do as she wishes.
>>29356493Yes, I would let Yuuka's hairy coochie dom me.
>>29356493noI'd rather dom Yuuka
Power dynamics in both directions are kind of lame, ideally we’d both be so deeply in love that our egos would melt away and we’d both be slaves to each other.
>>29383955The only right answer
I will let her step on me with their sweet sweaty feets. Then, CBT me all day long until I drop the last drop of semen. And finally, have a goodnight kiss from her.
>>29432983I always do.>>29356493No, I'm uncomfortable with strong types domming me, it's only good if they suck at it.
>>29452006Kogasa femdom is probably just very clumsy and loving gentle femdombasically the good shit
>>29452898Not enough people are into lovey-dovey gentle femdom. She doesn't have to treat you like utter shit for you to both realize you enjoy the pegging dynamic. I hope to have a nearly flat waifu peg me some day, I've missed at tring to start a relationship with every girl I've liked so far.
>>29451620I like your style, old manThere's nothing I wish more than offering my life to my loved one and for it to be accepted willingly
>>29383955How in the hell is this teeny-tiny, midget, womanlet, thumbling gonna dominate you?
>>29460055needle in the dick
>>29460055brutally riding your dick, making you cum untill your balls are dryed up like raisins.also power of the mallet for various needed enchantments.
>>29453687>I hope to have a nearly flat waifu peg me some dayBut Kogasa is very boing boing and not flat at all.
>>29460055By smacking you with the mallet, making it your turn to be the inchling.
>>29468933damn kogasa looks like *THAT*!?
>>29460055she can make herself bigger with the mallet, logically she can make you smaller with the mallet.one size joke and you're getting sat on
>>29471919>one size joke and you're getting sat onhot
>>29468933I want Kogasa to carry my children
>>29460055She gets big and you get small, making each other roughly the same size. Then, bondage with needle and thread. Heck, just take inspiration from her moves in 15.5. For example, she pins you in place with thread, yanks you with a fishing rid, pulls you inside her bowl which comically thumps around, and just has a big mallet.
>>29480636>>29478850there is no escape https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78987599
>>29483208>Not flatInto the trash
>>29483965no escape for your dick though
Last night I had a dream where I was dating Yuuka, but then I woke up one day and I was Yuuka as well, so there were two Yuukas.
>>29510114Make sure you don't see a third Yuuka or else a paradox will occur.
as soon as the technology becomes available I will start luring /jp/sies from out of their neet dens and into my lab using a trail of strategically placed fumos and figurines, then turning them into clones of yuuka one by oneI will continue this until I have at least fifty yuukas stashed away in various warehouses across the country, then start renting them out to any remaining /jp/sies to use sexually
>>29540593Instead of the last part, you should just keep going until everyone is Yuuka.
>>29540593Let me get this straight.You clone possibly the most powerful youkai and you don't even use them to take over the world?
>>29542262>>29542378gosh, what's that over there on the floor? weird....
>>29543279but that's not yuuka
Anyone else reached the point where all other women besides Yuuka (2d included) invoke a sense of revulsion and hatred
>>29545073Just you.The most I get is slight annoyance.
>>29545073Oh, you said women, no.They're tolerable for the most part. People in general are only slightly annoying depending on what they do and say.
>>29544879you can't expect me to have an all-yuuka themed merchandise collection, that shit is expensive as hell, i pick up whatever i can whenever i cannow do you want to be turned into a yuuka-onahole or not
>>29545073Well, I've long since stopped nutting to anyone but her. However, this has led to very nasty results where I project all of my fetishes onto her.
>>29613655What fetishes anon? I’m sure she’d be willing to oblige some for the man she loves
>>29613655yuuka is famously open minded anon, I'm sure she won't mind holding your hand and encouraging you while you get your boipussy railed
>>29613655Stop looking at futa and gangbangs, kudasai.
HELL YEAH BABY
>>29625177not him but my prime fetish is unbirth, which is the very depths of degeneracyI don't think best sunflower would be willing to accommodate such a high power level
>>29356493where did all the femdon/sadistic yuuka shit came from, i am not 100% sure but in canon she just seems to be playful and even friendly despíte being really powerful, and that mystic square quote of "genocide is just another game" and the overall way she acts happy all the time just makes her even look autistic or some shit
>>29655181>just makes her even look autistic or some shitLike her somewhat-look-a-like-ninja.
>>29655181The PC98 quote is basically 100% of it, but whats stupid is that Reimu and Marisa both commit the same acts of murder in makai yet their characters have been spared the flanderization as sadistsAnd I also agree that even that line was most likely banter to tease shinki, she enjoys larping as villain (she does the same thing in pofv by falsely claiming responsibility) mostly just to mess with people. I think autism is honestly a more apt description for her.
>>29664653Oh yeah and there’s also her profile in pmiss that puts her human friendship as “worst” even though she’s clearly seen multiple times in places like the human village, hakurei shrine, and masoleum acting polite, smiling and waving to people. Someone like Mima is definitely a sadist who hates human but Yuuka just appears to be very asocial, guarded, and private. Keeping to herself and not sharing any of her true emotions.
>>29664927Akyuu's writings may not be necessarily true or unbiased.
autism isn't really... that's like the bastardized version of autism that's thrown around. like marisa would be autistic about learning magic, alice autistic with dolls, etc. if that's what's intended, then ok, but...yuuka doesn't have any problem interacting with people, and she can obviously be courteous when she feels like it, she just doesn't care about hurting feelings of the thin-skinned, and she's determined to get whatever she's after. she's one of the old yokai who really act their age - when you've been around that long, why bother putting up with the bs of others? or simply why bother entertaining folks who don't entertain you? especially if you live a more secluded life and have the power to dispatch anyone who'd mess with you; there's little to no point continuing to care about appearances, and you can be completely selective with who you spend your time with. like in the games - while a lot of folks were simply in her way (with neither party backing down, mind), some of her banter, especially in pofv, could simply be viewed as a test. do you have the wit and personality to keep up with her and be worthy of her time? no, they usually didn't! not sadism, not autism, just assertive and about on a lark and not caring if others got their panties in a twist about it. or that's my take, anyway.also, i also don't think mima is sadistic at all, but that's for another thread i suppose.
>>29667840I don’t agree, there’s plenty of other youkai “her age” and power and none of them act like she does. She has absolutely no friends whatsoever, not even other youkai, which makes her very unique. She clearly does not enjoy socializing on a different level than all the other characters of these series (which is saying something since the vast majority of touhous are pretty introverted as it is). I know autism is thrown out as a meme umbrella to cover all sorts of quirks but Yuuka is notable in how solitary she is (she’s her own stage 5 boss even). She acts especially strange in pc98, like she’s off in her own world completely oblivious to whats happening around her. She straight up forgets that she started a fight with reimu and marisa and goes to sleep, then you get this weird line as well. Well she does live in a literal dream world all to herself so that’s probably the point
>>29668332what, you just ignore the very next line?>Putting the jokes aside...>I'm impressed you made it all the way here.dishonest cherrypicking. poor form, even for a phoneposter.and we hardly know that she has no friends. while she, like hina, seemed alone in those drawings of remi's party, she seemed like she was doing just fine at that gathering where the ibaraki box was passed around (prior to the effects of drinking from the box, of course). and there's whatever relationship she has with elly, if you want to count that.
>>29669901enh whatever fuck you, your Yuuka is a lame and boring slut and you have garbage taste
>>29668332The one time Yuuka was nice to someone but nobody talks about it.
>>29673595Don’t post endings retard
>>29673845let him do whatever he wants, spoilsport.
>>29675860Sorry, I was just lashing outI’m mad about being wrong earlier (this is me >>29670030 >>29668332) but I’m slowly getting over it and revising my thoughts on Yuuka. It is difficult though
>>29650456there's a possible story there. outsider botanist finds their way into her garden, improves things with their knowledge, and Yuuka is pleased enough that she "uplifts" them into youkai by using that to overwrite their DNA to become her child
>>29681126magic is a hell of a drug
>>29650456>>29681126so you see anon, yuuka is accepting of all, and so is jaypeewhy don't you tell us some more things you'd like yuuka to do to you? it'll be good to get all that shame and embarassment out of your system
>>29676062hey dude, you don't have to change how you see her. there's plenty of room for interpretation. part of the beauty of most 2hus, and i think yuuka is right in that sweet spot, is that there's enough info to give them unique personalities but not so much that all of their motivations, mindsets, and such are written in stone. so you can fill in the blanks how you want.just gotta keep straight the blanks that you filled in from actual canon. that's why i got a little fiery in my second post. we can agree to disagree on who has the best yuuka, though, heh.
>>29687334Yuuka intrigues me but also bothers me because I never feel like I can get her right. Somedays I feel like she's the absolute perfect one for me and other days I feel I'm seeing something that isn't there. It's maddening.All those people who like newhus have it good, they're much more well defined, ZUN doesn't play these kind of games anymore with his characters.
>>29681126Pregnancy would make Yuuka bloom like nothing else
>>29696284indeed, she is the fertility of the soil personified
>>29696284I don't quite think that counts as pregnancy, anon
>>29368667alpha as fuck
You know the delicious smell of paperback nintendo strategy guides you used to read religiously as a childThat is what Yuuka smells like
>>29667840It's nice to see another perspective on Yuuka. Aside from everything else, she "feels" different if you know what I mean. Yeah she can be scary, but you don't feel threatened but in place of that you're most certainly alert when around her,
>>29687334this Yuuka looks soft
>>29356493yuuka talks to flowers! no dignity!
>>29356493>letnow that's no fun is it?