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My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bake with her all day.
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My dream is to live in the woods with Mamizou and bake-danuki with her all day.
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>>26913511
That would be nice, but what about living with Shinki-sama and Yumeko?
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>>26913511
imagine force feeding alice with all the stuff you bake to the point where she is too fat to move haha as a joke tho
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>>26914762
she ends up exploding like a mid 90s acid trip cartoon character into a bunch of confetti.
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>>26913807
PC98 trash is so overrated on /jp/. I wish these shitty ''characters'' would remain forgotten.
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>>26919474
Rude.
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>>26919474
I bet you like Mamizou too.
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>>26913511
I bet Alice kills and eats children. You know what they say about witches that live in the woods.
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It's Yoshi's Cookie cookies! What kind is that? The kind with the jelly type stuff in the middle?
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>>26913511
I want to bake Alice!
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My dream is to spend my life on the top of a mountain with Kanako, but to each his own.
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>>26982404
What's so bad about Mamizou?
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>>26988521
post board relevant material and not bing bong wahoo kudasai.
/jp/ isn't so inept that it can't tell what is in an image.
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>>26982707
Marisa is also a witch living in the woods
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>>26913807
Living with Sacchan and playing games all day!
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>>26990994
It's a Japanese game like Touhou
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>>26992713
nobody here likes n*ntendo, or c*pcom, or the other shit.
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>>26913511
I want to date Alice! I want to cure her depression and make her happy!
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>>26913511
I love alice so much
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>>26913511
I was going to say "You're dream is to live with a creep?" but I thought about it for a while and I fucking love Alice.
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>>26913807
A chore. Shinki has who knows how many kids. She might even approach you with the proposed to make more of them. Yumeko's job would be a cakewalk compared to babysitting Shinki all day, oh wait.
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Is this too much to ask...
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>>27165068
What do you mean.
You can ask Alice but she's hard to understand.
She'd probably tell you to go away despite wanting company.
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>>26913807
Just how big is Shinki.
In some images, she towers over or is the same height as Alice, even though Alice herself is rather tall. In other images, she's funsized like the one in your post.
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>>26913807
Isn't the makai a realm filled with overpowered demons ?
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Shin Megami Tensei - Gensokyo Edition.
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>>27211356
About this big
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>>27227716
No, I don't believe you.
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>>27225933
supposedly...
being on her good side is a good thing, but even that isn't safe because Mima schooled her and Yuuka basically murdered everyone and took a vacation to Gensokyo.
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>>26989373
no boobs.
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>>27250546
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>27284475
it is.
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>>27319920
I am inclined to disagree
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>>26913511
Shanghai is an onahole!
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>>26913709
Well if anything at all goes missing, I'll be sure to tell Reimu it was you
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Your bride awaits.
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>>27385007
At last... Wait, that's not Alice.
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my dream is to get lost in the woods, come across Alice and have casual sex with her overnight before leaving the next morning.
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>>26913511
I like this idea but I want to be alice. Is that weird?
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>>27515098
Freak
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>>27515252
Fuck. I just wanted to be like the cool kids.
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>>26993065
>cure her depression
You aren't Marisa. You can't do that.
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>>26993065
The best cure is repeated impregnation
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>>26913511
Good Dream
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Alice doesn't deserve the slack she gets. She deserves more.
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Paizuri with the lonely doll girl.
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>>27657416
amazing.
this is all it took. nobody loves alice.
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>>27657416
>>27689985
I was going to make a post saying how much I love Alice but I forgot!
I'm sorry, Alice-chan!
I'm also sorry for forgetting your birthday!
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>>26913511
Yeah, like every afternoon after reading together while drinking tea go to the kitchen and, with both of our hands, make the most delicious dough ever. While dessert is ready we would dance around the place, hugging eachother. And then, when it's everything's ready, we would be sitting in the kotatsu, eating the richest cookies ever while she's charmingly smiling for having you as her partner.

I love her so badly
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nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
Absolutely nobody~
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>>27802619
I do!
I love Alice-chan! She's beautiful, kind, passionate and she has a great sense of fashion and the cutest smile in Gensokyo!
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>>27806920
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>>27806920
Yes, Alice. I indulged in your fetishes when you asked me to. So it's only fair that you do the same for me!
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>>26913511
I want to bake buns in Alice's oven
A few dozen would be good
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>>27810281
I want to bake in Alice's oven if you know what I mean.
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I want to eat Alice's peanut butter cookies without telling her that I have an allergy. Then I'd pretend to be shocked that there's peanut butter in it and make her feel bad for days!
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>>27848555
>peanut allergy
Don't you die from that stuff?
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>>27893781
That'd be good, since it'd traumatize Alice and make her feel guilty for many years, possibly for the rest of her life.
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>>27894693
Haunting Alice's house and only uttering the word "Why" over and over again!
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I want to be Alice.
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>>27902810
I would bully and molest you if you were Alice.
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>>27894693
Why would you throw your life away like that?
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>>27913066
Why is Lolice wearing Youmu's clothes?
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>>27985851
She isn't though
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>>27985142
>>28047570
Alice, shortly after posting on /gensokyo/ ">tfw no gf" for the 10,000th time
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>>28048973
>I finally understand why I don't have any friends!
>It's all the computer's fault!
Why does Alice so delusional?
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>>28049206
Her way of thinking is smart. She spent more time at the computer than she did socializing. While she was sitting in her chair for hours, she could have gone to Marisa's house and had fun or even gone to the Human Village to perform another one of her Puppet Shows.
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>>28049519
Alice is not welcome in Marisa's home.
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>>28049519
Alice has multiple restraining orders on her to stay away from Marisa and the village.
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>>28049519
>She spent more time at the computer than she did socializing
But that's her own fault, not the computer's. The way she speaks makes it sound like she's completely innocent.
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>>28050810
Thats the point
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Alice is a rude asshole!
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>>28052935
The worst part is that Alice also looks terrible with a randoseru.
Those red backpacks are for lolis only. Pathetic hags should be forbidden from wearing them.
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My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and get baked with her all day.
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I can't believe Alice would do such a thing!
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>>28052935
Forget about Alice being an asshole, Yukari's hair went from outside to in!
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Looking good...Alice?
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>>28063211
Why can't Alice contain her jealousy?
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>>28063211
That's a really cute looking Patche.
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>>28108065
You grew out your hair Alice? I almost didn't recognize you!
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>>28112447
And grew a bust size or two!
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>>28115023
I can't believe it! Alice is still a growing girl!
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>>26913511
My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and mate with her all day.
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My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bully her all day.
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My dream is to live in Gensokyo and become friends with everyone but Alice
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My dream is to live in the woods with Marisa and go out on dates with her, while Alice cries in the distance, regretting never telling Marisa how she feels.
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Creep or not, Alice is around when it counts. Even among the bullying she receives, she's a good friend.
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My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bring home as well as go out on dates with several other girls, while Alice cries in the distance, regretting never telling me how she feels.
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Um, Alice can explain...
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>>28230306
you see...!
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>>28063211
Marisa needs to do her own work and study instead of relying on Patchouli to do it all for her.
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>>28287668
Marisa gets confused sometimes, but not all the time, Patchy helps fill in the gaps. Alice, on the other hand, is a shitty, jealous freeloader!
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>>28230379
Your explanation better be better than your Santa Claus excuse Alice!
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>>28296420
Eirin said it's very good for one's mental health!
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>>26913511
I always thought Margatroid was a weird name.
Is she a transformer?
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>>28346130
You'd think it to be too unusual to be real, but it's just a different spelling of the English surname Murgatroyd.
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>>27250546
No one in Touhou has boobs except Nemuno.
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understandable, nothing better than getting baked
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>>28343758
It's time to up your medicine again Alice
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>>28457112
Holy shit Shanghai is weak.
A bow can't weigh that much can it?
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>>28500965
Shanghai skipped arm day, please don't bully her.
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I just remembered a few posts from a while back in a few previous Alice Threads.
What level of quality can you expect from Alice's own brew?
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>>28537593
It would be a cheap knock-off of whatever the human village brews.
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>>28537891
Alice! You don't consume your own products! You sell them!
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>>28580312
>You don't consume your own products!
She does when she's sad.
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>>28581262
What do you mean? Whenever I see her, she's all happy! Are you saying she becomes turns into that mess whenever someone isn't around?
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>>28581902
Alice takes happy pills before leaving her house!
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>>28581902
When there's no one is around, she starts thinking that no one actually likes her and people who are nice to her only do so out of politeness, and that if she talks about her problems to other people, they'll start disliking and avoiding her.
Unless someone is constantly assuring her that she's loved, or at the very least interacting with her, she'll always think that no one likes her.
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What will Alice do this winter?
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>>28587001
Date me
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>>28593652
>me
Heh, that's a funny way to say specifically me.
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my dream is to fuck her all day
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>>28587001
Freeze
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I can't believe it.
I spent the better part of 2 years looking for a shitpost I saw, when I used the exact image for an even bigger shitpost that was posted in the thread that the shitpost I was looking for originated from.
I am a dumbass.
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>>28633899
Just buy an onahole and use that
Alice is too high maintenance.
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>>28633899
>>28634504
Another alternative is making Alice feel loved, fuck her hard and rough for an entire night, then never call her back.
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>>28634797
You'd just be a male Alice at that point.
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I wanna Kancho Alice!
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>>27657416
I want to be the one hugging her, lovingly.
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Do you have any of her looking especially scary or creepy
But with no blood or weapons
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>>28652613
I don't think so, but I'll look.
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>>28646042
Alice likes to play with the hearts of other people?
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>>28660936
No, he's being a creep.
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Will Alice make it to the toilet?
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>>28759359
Why is Alice so often associated with omorashi?
Is this one of her disgusting fetishes?
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>>28759359
It appears that it is currently occupied!
>>28759646
She just has a very weak bladder, please do not bully her.
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>>28759732
>She just has a very weak bladder
I want to tickle her in the middle of the village so she wets herself in public.
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>>28765199
But who will clean the mess?
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>>28816025
Why would you clean it? It's either a paved path or just a dirt path. It'll soak in. The only thing bad is that it might smell.
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>ywn have hot sweaty raw oyakodon sex with Alice and Shinki
why live?
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>>28951107
Who are you quoting?
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>>28951107
Shinki would punish you harshly for misusing the quotation function.
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>>28951107
I want to have hot sweaty raw oyakodon sex with Lolice and Shinki.
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>>28816025
The slave.
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Say what you will, but I would certainly kiss Alice. If she brushed her teeth thoroughly, rinsed, and smelled like roses. I mean just look at this. Satori is so fucking lucky to spend one on one time with the Puppeteer Magician.
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>>28952416
I wish I could see Shinki punish Alice.
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>>29021602
>W-wait
>Pleas-
Anon, I don't think Satorin consented.
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>>29026566
understandable
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>>29026566
It's her fault for barging in.
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>>29026895
I'm pretty sure it became Alice's fault after she found out that that the cock was telepathically linked to Satori yet continued to use it like a dildo regardless.
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>>28759359
no, that's why Shinki keeps her in diapers
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>>29060843
Alice wears panties dude.
She's not a child anymore.
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>>29071486
even worse, she's a womanchild who's diaper dependent.
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>>29074604
What the fuck! This is making me feel bad for Alice... Alice, you pervert! Stop making me feel this way!
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>I've got Shanghai, so I'm not lonely
>Not lonelyyy~
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>>29076617
Alice is adorable, but I hate her. I hate her because I can see myself ending up like her.
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>>29093812
Why would you play with dolls, anon?
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>>29076617
I like how she uses いる instead of ある there
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>>29104191
Because i'm lonely and have too much of an active imagination for my own good
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>>29122161
That's loser talk, anon. Knock it out! Next thing you know you're bringing your action figures over to Alice's home to play house with her dolls!
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>>29122161
Don't say such Alice-type things.
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>>29124697
But I am a loser. I spend all day doing nothing but sitting in my room, listening to music, fantasizing about gensokyo, and only occasionally working on my failing university grades. I don't hang out with people, and all of my friendships are base-level, by my own choice.
>>29124826
But why anon
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>>29120516
Alice thinks that her dolls are actually alive.
She's creepy.
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Alice is indecisive.
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>>29140017
Stop making me relate to Alice more
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>>29126453
>But I am a loser. I spend all day doing nothing but sitting in my room, listening to music, fantasizing about gensokyo, and only occasionally working on my failing university grades. I don't hang out with people, and all of my friendships are base-level, by my own choice.
There are guys who have been getting drunk since February.
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I think Alice is kinda cute
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>>29204732
I think Alice is amazing
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>>29204732
I think Alice sucks!
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I want to have sex with alice
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I want to have nonconsensual sex with alice
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>>29239533
I want Alice to make me have nonconsensual sex with her.
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I want Alice to make me have consensual sex with her!
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Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double-barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems, was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen?
And hey, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey) you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice, it's my turn today
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I remember when rock was young
Me and Marisa had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will!

Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Marisa wore her dresses tight!
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

But the years went by and the rock just died
Marisa went and left us for some foreign miko
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue skirt
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When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This girl's too young to be singing, the
bluuuuuu-eeee-ssss aaaaahhhh aaah aaaahh
Aaaah aaaaah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick roaaaaaaaaaaddddd
aaaaah aaaah aaaah
aaaaah aaaah aaaah

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the
grooooo-uuuu-nnnn-dddd aaaaaah aaaah aaaah
aaaaah aaah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
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Poor alice is so lonely she's singing karaoke by herself
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>>29350495
shhhhhhhh
I'm trying to listen.
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>>29357032
You're listening into her solo karaoke? That's just horrible anon! What are you going to do if she sees you spying on her?
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>>29357071
Laugh at her!
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>>29357443
That must be the first time she actually ate the spaghetti she made
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>>29357641
She's not actually eating the spaghetti. She's pretending to be a singer while imagining the fork is a microphone, as can be seen here >>29287085
She just got caught and is trying to act normal!
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>>29357443
But she would break down in tears if you did that! Imagine how embarrassing it would be for her! Imagine how much it would ruin her!
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>>29357893
What a dork
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>>29357071
How are you going to spy when you're sitting right next to her?
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>>29424851
Why would I be sitting right next to her?
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>>29394455
Alice will become a better person because of that. She must learn that life is cruel and not sunshine and rainbows!
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>>29426046
But the only reason she's so weird is because she was abused by her mother growing up! She's already had plenty of that!
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>>29426246
Quite the opposite. She was her mom's little darling. No matter what she did, she was praised and loved. Little discipline was instilled into her. Giving her delusions of grandeur. She needs a healthy dose of reality to snap out of it.
YOU SUCK AT CLARINET, ALICE!
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>>29426643
>YOU SUCK AT CLARINET, ALICE!
Alice is the best and cutest clarinet player ever, and you're just jealous that you can't play as well as she can!
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>>29426246
That's what Alice wants you to believe, since she likes to blame others for her own problems.
Dating Alice would be a nightmare, since she'd start blaming you for everything and threaten to commit suicide if you try to break up with her.
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>>29426046
>She must learn that life is cruel and not sunshine and rainbows!
Yuuka being a helpful teacher!
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>>29426887
The reason why she can't play an instrument to save her life is because you prevented Yumeko from providing her with constructive criticism, Shinki!
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>>29426643
This is a beautiful Alice, I would be there in the crowd of the theater dabbing my tears with my handkerchief, tugging on the arm of the families sitting next to me, whispering "that's my wife." Truly someone you can be proud of.
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>>29427669
They'd all be too busy paying attention to the real star of the show. The main reason why the halls are packed!
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>>29429001
I fucking love pictures of 2hus playing violin because they're always wrong in some way
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>>29427605
Yumeko is too brutal to provide constructive criticism!
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>>29431458
Yumeko is brutally honest, and that is exactly what Alice needed. Unfortunately, Shinki was too blind to see that, and now her most beloved daughter is a failure at life!!
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>>27515098
its not weird at all anon, don't listen to the haters
now just put on the dress, get on all fours, and wait for /jp/ to run a train on you
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>>29459371
I'm gonna leave flowers on Alice's school desk!
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>>29461155
And I'm gonna laugh at her and say "Oh, look, Alice! Someone was nice enough to pick out the flowers for your funeral already!"
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>>29459571
but then anon will get bullied hard like Alice is...
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>>29459571
>>29463610
I wouldn't bully anon if he were to put on a dress and let me use him like a girl, no matter how much of a loser he is.
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>>29426046
Still crying over those dolls ありす? Here, let me wash those tears away.
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>>29464059
anon is more than just your sex toy! he deserves better! I will marry him, move out into a woodland cabin with him, spend every morning baking and eating big batches of cookies and brownies with him, every afternoon playing vidya and watching anime with him, and every evening carrying him to bed and fiercely making love to him! he's mine!
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>>29465782
You're a big, dumb meanie!
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>>29472317
I wanna hug Alice to rid her of her temporal troubles.
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>>29472622
Alice doesn't let go. She still holds a grudge against Mai when she stole a candy bar from her when she was still a kid.
Alice will never forgive Yuuka!
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>>29476413
That Shanghai has me worried.
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>>29476537
It's her first day of work. She's just very excited!
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>>29476413
>>29476996
Team Shanghai Alice!
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>>29479172
I can't believe Shanghai's name comes before Alice's! Pathetic!
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>>29479477
>I can't believe Shanghai's name comes before Alice's!
Isn't it normal for the sidekick's name to come second?
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>>29476413
She doesn't let go? What do you mean she doesn't let go? I can't sit there for hours as she slowly drifts into slumber in the middle of the day!
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Don't fuck with Alice! Unless you're Yuuka.
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>>29497734
Or Marisa!
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>>29464059
well at least someone here is a gentleman
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>>29519944
>Marisa
I'd fuck with Marisa if you know what I mean.
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>>29580543
Go away, Alice.
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>>29519944
Hey Marisa, wanna /ll/?
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>>29519944
Alice is looking pretty tall here.
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>>29519944
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I want to rape Alice until she stops being gay for Marisa.
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>>29583456
>>29581594
>>29580850
I've never consumed any 2hu related media I don't know who any of these characters are I've been pretending this entire time
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>>29583377
Why is Alice such an unlikeable horsebeast?
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>>29583377
Maybe that stupid bitch Mari should stop messing around with Alice's stuff!!
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>>29459371
I want to invite Alice to eat on the rooftop!
Making Alice wait the entire period to eat together as I eat in the classroom like normal! Ignoring Alice that day as I pretend I don't see or hear her!
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Is she dead yet
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>>29609462
No, ZUN hasn't gotten rid of her. I don't think he will either for that matter.
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>>29608758
You god damn asshole how fucking DARE you treat Alice that way! You should be buried alive you motherfucker!
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I want alice to make me soup and tea to help with this cold
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>>29610236
Here is your bottle of soup and a teabag!
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>>29610491
Hahaha, surely this is a joke
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>>29611274
So Alice goes out of her way to help you and this is how you respond? It's never good enough for you, huh? Ungrateful sack of shit!!
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Alice's bra.
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>>29613571
What about it?
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>>29627392
I want to buy it off her.
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>>29627392
wait for it..!
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>>29627392
Why does Marisa look like she's about to vomit?
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>>29654596
Alice hasn't washed her tits in months so theres lots of crusty semen still stuck there.
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>>29654596
Look what you've done!!
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>>29654815
I didn't do anything, but holy shit is Marisa okay? What strange medicine did Alice give her?
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>>29655779
Wouldn't you like to know, Eiki?
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>>29664043
I wish Alice wasn't so creepy, she's a really smart and beautiful girl that i'm sure would make a great wife if it wasn't for her horrible tendencies
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Alice please love me
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>>29693827
Is that you Marisa?
Wait... she wouldn't say that...
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>>29739761
You're right, i'm not Marisa, i'm you
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>>29613406
Because Alice didn't effectively help treat my cold, it's developed into a sinus infection and possible pneumonia. I'm not joking
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>>29765529
It was nice knowing you, anon. Hopefully Alice will kill herself out of regret and guilt, and the two of you can be happy together in heaven.
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>>29740387
Wait, what? But..! Th- Impossible!
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>>29768374
I am Alice, but I am not her. I am the one who holds Alice in the most contempt, but I am the one who is contemptable. Alice is my possible future, and I am her wasted youth. We're the few that could understand each other, but we'd sooner kill each other our of contempt. Noone likes to see their reflection when they're ugly as sin.
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Hey Anon!
Congratulations on marrying Alice! I wish you a happy life together!
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>>29785831
Alice, your attempt at being profound was pathetic! And do take the medicine that Eirin has prescribed you, you're starting to suffer from a split personality!





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