The shittiest, ugliest Touhou: Seija Kijin!
uh oh. Secondaries are pissed.
Would pity fuck I guess.
>>21352910You don't get to choose irl and you don't get to choose here either with that facial structure.
Does Seija enjoy anal?
Seija enjoys sleeping with her mom.
>>21352943it depends on how tight you are
>>21354418These two must be horrendous to deal with in the same room
What do you guys think Seija sounds like?
>>21364251Like a chain smoker loli.
>>21364251Like an Italian immigrant from new york city
Anybody else think having the tables turned on you by Seija would be sort of, kind of unreasonably hot?
>>21365851I'm incredibly weak to begin with, it may not go well for her.
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Seija is stupid
>>21352943It's the only kind she likes
>>21364251Deep voiced delinquent teen. Boisterous, lovely
>>21364251She must have an extremely beautiful voice, obviously.
>>21364624>Ryuuko's voice actorthis
>>21364251I think >>21367480 is on point, though I can also see her getting flustered if she sees you enjoying her voice and then trying to sound like an old hag.
>>21367710I choose to believe this
>>21368001Reminder bullying Nue is illegal
>>21368050It's not bullying if she likes it
>>21367710Which Stack? The Irish Folk Stack, Metal Stack, Rock Stack or Ballad Stack?
>>21368064She doesn't look like it
Are Seija’s cute little horns an erogenous zone?
>>21368249They are extremely sensitive
So after the new book, we can all agree that the wicked inchling talked the pure amanojaku lady into causing trouble in touhou 14 and made her take the fall afterwards
>>21370433GoU basically retcons ISC and the whole premise of DDC.
>>21370441No. Shinmyoumaru was never a saint.
>>21370473What about Yukari and all the other 2hus who were trying to capture Seija? What about the dialogue she had with Shinmyoumaru about giving up? Are we going to pretend that never happened or people just conveniently forgot about it?
>>21370490You can try to nuke Gensokyo and everyone will have a tea party with you afterwards. There are no consequences in this series.
>>21370513>There are no consequences in this series.
>>21370560The post above, can't you read?
>>21370560I know thisit's this guy >>21370513
>>21370516no consequences in this series for cute girls*
>>21370490I really doubt all of Gensokyo would seriously have it out for a youkai trying to overthrow the order of things, especially when several Incidents have cropped up since DDC and ISC that have since made it seem relatively unimportant and minor in comparison. Seriously, a weak youkai rebellion and tsukumogami popping up all over the ppace isn't anything compared to a (fake) Lunar invasion, weather going to shit for the 50th time this decade, and a glasses-wearing nerd running around Gensokyo with a gun.Given the general attitude of Gensokyo, most youkai probably stopped caring about Seija once she fucked off for a while.
>>21364251like Ryuko Matoi
>>21370516Youkai doing youkai stuff, nope.Human doing youkai stuff, get fucked.
>>21371268do us all a favor and leave this board
Man, Seija's so fuckin' cool.
>>21370490It's been years, times change.
>>21368064She got back at her though.
>>21370490I'm personally of the opinion okina is specifically protecting her and the whole yukari brought seija's mom there too fix shit would go south if you know, she tried too kill seija right then and there.
>>21373231Deep down Seija's a good girl, so it's best to forgive her. She promises she won't do it again.
>>21370490ISC is not canon, otherwise Seija would have become the absolute ruler of Gensokyo after having defeated everyone.
>>21374935Why can't it be canon? We just know she survived ISC, she might have been in a hurry too escape more then anything, and all she did was fight them off.
>>21374935>ISC is not canonwasn't it even mentioned in one of the manga
>>21375422If no one could defeat her at danmaku, doesn’t that automatically make her the ruler of Gensokyo?
>>21375914No you retard. Danmaku is a game. Outside of danmaku, there are many characters who could beat her with their specials abilities.
>>21376003Danmaku is not a game, it’s the only official way of solving disputes among youkai
>>21376144Retard, if something threatens Gensokyo then danmaku is moot. Stop being retarded. Seija used cheats but so can anyone. The plot of ISC was Seija RUNNING AWAY from people trying to capture her, not conquering Gensokyo.
>>21376144Danmaku doesn't matter in terms of strength. If any character really wanted to during ISC, they could have defeated Seija through other means. It was not a high stakes fight though. It was just a bounty that Sukuna put on Seija.
>>21371264Danmaku la Amanojaku
>>21352866I want to breed this creature
>>21377546That is impossible.
Do you think Seija being a contrarian would find fat, ugly, sweaty NEETs attractive?
>>21377637Only if you’re willing to rebel against the system
>>21377637She'll call him attractive, but it's unlikely she means it sincerely.She still finds boring things boring (in her case, "interesting") after all; just look at GoU.
>>21376181To add to this, though Seija CAN beat all of the "impossible" spell cards with no cheats, canonically she cheated a fuckton.Also, she did declare, at the very least, her intent to rule near the end of ISC.
>>21377882They also cheated by using impossible spell cards, regardless she still defeated the shrine maiden and Yukari at danmaku, she was entitled to rule over Gensokyo according to their own rules, the system is rigged.
>>21352980I also want to sleep with her mom
>>21379893You can't disregard that one side cheated just because the other did.Also ruling over Gensokyo was never an agreed part of the duel. That's just dumb.
The real plothole is where are all the items she stole? Is she still keeping some of them hidden somewhere?
>>21383305How is that a plothole? She only uses them when facing impossible danmaku.