Sweet dreams, anon.
>>44776317All of my normal dreams are stream of consciousness bullshit that doesn't mean anything, you're the one who's supposed to be giving me "normal" dreams you stupid
I've been out of school for a decade. Why do I still dream about being in class? I've done my time!
>>44776317Walking to my kitchen and eating a sub sandwich isn't a normal dream?
I remember seeing an anon, either here or on /x/, talking about how he had touhou lucid dreams where he would explore Gensokyo and interact with the 2hus. Until one day Reimu and Marisa told him that they where waiting for him and all he had to do to complete the ritual and go live there was to kill himself. I wonder if he actually did it.
>>44793146That’s a copypasta my friend
You'd better be supporting your local shrine maiden!
>>44792217>>44792252kek I didn't consider that>>44792535OK, maybe it's just NTRphobia like >>44792499 said or the "I didn't get to join in" meme. Still, Keeners decides help Hana out. Maybe she wants a turn with Anon. Maybe she decides to fuck with Yukari for fun. Nonetheless, Hana loses her shit (alongside the Hakurei God), and goes on a righteous rampage.Maybe if I had time I would writefag this but I have stuff to revise for.
>>44790786BunBunmaru Review: the Hakurei Shrine Experience The Bunbunmaru has written much on the tumultuous marriage of Hakurei Reimu and her husband, Anon. While over the years your reporter has worked hard to give you the most accurate and in-depth details of their marriage, the newly opened Hakurei Shrine Experience promises to put people in the shoes of the Hakurei shrine maiden and get them to understand what it would be like to be married to the Shrine Husband of Paradise. My day at the experience started at check-in, where I was shown the closet where I would find my outfit to wear for the duration of the experience. The staff told me there was a outfit for each adult woman in Gensokyo and they could have been telling the truth was there where thousands of ready outfits there! I eventually found mine and found it fit me very well. Truly they are well prepared here. The next step is the waiting room, where all clients waiting for their turn can play a few games to simulate a busy day of youkai extermination like a shooting gallery or gohei swinging test. But the true fun begins once your turn arrives.The main room is lavishly decorated and comfortable and gives the whole Experience a sense of class. But the centerpieces is the Shrine Husband himself, Anon. Clients are given a set amount of time in which Anon can entertain them and treat them like they were his own wife. You can be served a drink and a meal or have a chat with him, but other marital duties are the main reason for attending.While I cannot go into detail for this article, I can say that Anon does not disappoint. I left the Experience feeling very satisfied, but also with a sense of confusion on why Hakurei Reimu would abuse a husband who can give her so much. There are quite a few incentives to return again (other then the obvious). There are multiple packages clients can take. They can bring friends with them, request Anon wear a different outfit, or different scenarios like "Youkai Attack" if they want a different pace. I highly recommend the Hakurei Shrine Experience. For those who want copies of the photos taken during the research of this article, include money in an envelope addressed the Bunbunmaru offices.
>>44792096>The Death of Anon Hakurei in the arms of his own daugther, circa 2023>The trigger of the Great War of Gensokyo Against the Hakurei, which culminated in the demise of half of Gensokyo's population>"May the Gods have mercy, because the world showed this broken family none"
>>44792230uncle dante would rework the spellcard system to include the style meter, so you'd get SSS by grazing more bullets and dodging more complicated pattern
>>44792685any last ember of dignity the Hakurei Shrine had? Snuffed.
When are we gonna get more grimkino again bros?
crossie thread
>>44788134Detective Satori is kind of grim, I think.
>>44790130Satori is comedy because how incompetent everyone are in that manga
https://youtu.be/TlvJmpiCb3sprevious >>44743542
>>44793394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDtFVQIqA44
>>44793394Makes sense>>44793453Now this is /main/ and they honestly weren't bad.I remember in one of the Sugar Trap vids, the former group members and producer gave her encouragement before she performed, pretty cute.
She gave the wafers to her little brother.
I miss herWill we ever get a Hifuu story again?
>>44771518That's a good question.
These two are cute together!
>>44771518A tragic bicycling accident.
>>44785038Researching the occult can be dangerous...
>>44754235Renko always return from her dates with older rich gentlemen before 23 but Merry doesn't return until morning... Just how interesting is that gentleman!
Can we show some love for these forgotten girls too?
>>44775146
>>44775146Meiling already existed at that time, it can't be her>>44768211The people that went to the expo are apparently really adamant that this wasn't Lyrica and that it was a mysterious character. While I would love to be Layla I honestly seriously doubt it. I think Yuyu must have had her own art elsewhere in the expo
>>44783558>The people that went to the expo are apparently really adamant that this wasn't Lyrica and that it was a mysterious character.How so? The instrument (which I infer to be a keyboard) seems very similar to Lyrica's.
Kidnapping Lunasa and forcing her to start a family!
>>44763996Short wavy hair, vines, sunflowers... It's Yuuka's sister!
100A PVC Pipe EditionBJD thread, primarily for vinyl dolls with an anime aesthetic.Previous Thread: >>44375043Resin Dolls Thread: Dead Again (but you can post here, too.)Fashion/Other Dolls Thread: >>>/toy/10590337FAQs and LinksNew Guide: anime-dolls.moeOld Guide: dollfaq.buyfags.moeBooru: bjd.booru.orgTelegram: https://t.me/BallJointDollsSewing pattern books:https://mega.nz/folder/iFd3wapa#B70grHUe4xsTkLU_s8Ag_QDoll Calendar Project: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1abqGwCjvHI0DalA13tDVTwtgYyXPgG1UXJ98AcNCeQk/edit?usp=sharing/jp/ BJD QnA Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SJPKqCd8YX5_JcB7NWjRS5Zy4dKeKMg5l-YmoHZgFZk/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I would if twitter put them in my damn feed
>>44791307
Dollanons post YOUR dolls.
Post about this monkey queen.
I'm glad Nemuno found a daughter. On the other hand, she's now involved with "bad" people.
*sniiiiiiiiif*
>>44755713>hands for feetA cool if horrifying headcanon
>>44783924but I don't wanna lick handsI wanna lick feet
For most Touhou doujin or a fanfics, they're usually something of a oneshot, almost never done in a real setting, neither canon nor AU. Even when it's clear that it's rather different from canon, these differences are almost never elaborated on. Here's a hypothetical - a doujin about Rumia opening a cafe in Human Village, even now I believe someone could write something like this. Why is she allowed this? Why are there undisguised youkai in here, including Rumia herself? Why are villagers alright with this? What's the Human Village's tax policy? The author will never tell us, because the point is "Roomba a cute", not worldbuilding. Very few fanworks really get into the "meat" of Touhou-based worldbuilding, which I think is a strange, considering how many fans just straight up ignore canon in favor of their own interpretations, and yet they never get to making their own Gensokyo, which I thought was the whole appeal of this sort of thing.So, what do you think about this? Do you know any fanworks that got their own worldbuilding? Do you have your own ideas about reimagining the setting / guesses to fill the gaps in canon?
>>44792067I think it depends on the porn. Doujin, images, animation, no, a visual medium probably shouldn't get too bogged down. Lewd writefagging, yes, going deep into worldbuilding is one of the things you can do. I for one have spent way too much time thinking about the consequences of youkai discovering that they can subside off stealing a certain precious bodily fluid off outsiders who end up in Gensokyo.
>>44792305>precious bodily fluidLmao that reminds me of that time I posted Junko and Meiling referencing Dr. Strangelove.Personally, I think you have to balance character interaction with worldbuilding.Good worldbuilding is important, but doing it well is difficult and requires a lot of time to drop information in naturally. A mistake I often think I see is people explaining things that should be self-explanatory in-universe, or explained in a meta-ish way that only serves to barely conceal exposition spouting. Not that it's a major flaw, but a noticeable one once the basics are down.
>>44792213>Not sure why you brought up the ropeway or the waterslide.Because you specifically mentioned lore, whereas the staged kidnapping bit was from a fanwork, which obviously is not "lore" to anything canon. The only actual bits of lore there were those things mentioned.
>>44792067>like pornography—where the reader could care less about the "whys", just that they can see their favorite 2hu get their pipes filled.This is true but ironically even the porn could be elevated if the doujin maker actually played the games or read the manga. What this entails is better writing. This may seem unimportant but its a nice little edition to the story and more importantly there wont be any boner killing porn dialogue. It also means the situations feel more plausible which makes the porn somewhat immersive. This is made better if the hentai doujin is one of those lovey dovey, feel good vanilla stories. If you're reading a story about your favourite 'hu falling in love with a self insert then of course the story being immersive would make it that much better. Lastly it also means that the pornhus in the story actually use their powers during the sex or foreplay. Almost no artist or writer does this. Sure i could read some basic bitch story where Kaguya says shit like ''you're driving me crazy!'' and it never once occurs to her to use her powers to make her partner cum infinitely. Or i could read a story wherein she behaves and acts like an actual princess. Lots of charisma practically flowing from her as she uses her powers for the sake of lewd. She could even be cunning and manipulative in how she acts around the protagonist to get his heart. She was cunning during the events of the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter, so why not be cunning right now? >>44792097I dont know if we're thinking the same thing but your comments about femdom and lore accurate shota doujins reminded me of how a lot of people (artists included) just assume its always going to be maledom when it comes to touhou. Usually they also assign the touhous a generic cookie cutter ''im so shy! do you make babies when you kiss someone you like?'' personality. If we're looking at this in terms of canonicity then opposite is true. In which case the shota doujins are accurate lol. It's a powerless human being predated by millennia or centuries old creatures. They'll outright seduce him with their aura or magic, manipulate or blackmail him into having sex or just outright rape him. This is generally how a lot of 2hus would behave if they were hot and bothered.
>>44793108Not him, but when I started writing 2hu porn I never actually intended to write femdom, but I ended up writing femdom precisely because of a lot of what you mentioned. Anything other than that seemed out of character. And if I veer too far out of character then what's the point writing Touhou porn when I could just write some OC porn setting?
What is your headcanon about the favorite color of each 2hu character? Reimu is probably a deep Red, Marisa is a sparkly Yellow, Yukari is probably a pale Purple, Tenshi is a heavenly Blue, and so on.Post your ideas
Youmu has green eyes. Or blue eyes. Or yellow eyes. Or grey eyes. Or...
>>44789753red
I get this strange feeling that picrel might be a green type of girl. not sure why, can't place my finger on it
Meiling looks like a sunny yellow kind of girl when not working and a gentle green when working
Hard to say for Medicine, she wears many colors. But if i had to guess i think she likes white the most because it's a color that evoke the feeling of "purity" and is also the color of her flowers.
This general is for discussing Japanese Mobile Games that don't have their own dedicated general elsewhere. Occasionally some Chinese and Korean games will be discussed too.>List of frequently discussed games and guides for them:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zMS5UYhWpWtxSla0dt3TutdezA1zWSL0pzI3i9vwjToRead this Pastebin about how to get around region locks for both Android and iOS:https://pastebin.com/kdChFL5nPrevious: >>44542203
>>44788106Makes sense most (western) yurifags would appreciate the removal of panties.
https://gamebiz.jp/news/375328Kusopl
>>44788787Is monster universe dead yet?
>>44757579Sarasa Chuck
>>44788787>almost 12 yearsPretty good
Tired after a long day, she said she would like to feel someone with her when she went to sleep, and you were happy to indulge her.Yukari nestles you in her bosom as she strokes your hair, and draws you close to her with her other arm. You cling to her, lulled by the sound of her heart, while you lose yourself within her embrace.Just before your already sparse thoughts give way to a dream, she lowers her head and you hear her whisper into your ear, "I love you, Anon," followed by the warm feeling of her lips on your forehead. They probably left a red mark where they touched you.
>>44791935Yukari might be in private but she can steal your penis away at any time for fun and you can't do a thing about it
>>44792598
>>44791935I know what I am going to be thinking about when I go to sleep tonight!
>>44778703>What makes a hag?good questionthe hime isnt usually considered one even though shes older than gensokyo itselfand instead eirin the considered one
>>44792693saw this image like 2 months ago and its been stuck in my head for the entire timeyukari nape is just too attractive
Thread to discuss utaites, vsingers, and their music. Originals, covers, utawakus, lives, etc., post them all here.Previous Thread: >>44449979Upcoming Lives: 9/24: nayuta Birthday Live 2023 「青の旅立ち -Blue Departure-」 https://nayuta-2023-live.tumblr.com/9/30: Blitz Wing Fes 2023 『TAKE OFF!!』 https://riotmusic-live.zaiko.io/e/bwf20239/30: Lezel 1st On Line Live “Phase 0” https://twitter.com/lezel_ange/status/166709652166033817710/7: Kimayu Yorudo 1st Oneman Live 'PENGUIN A LIVE' https://www.zan-live.com/en/live/detail/1031110/9: HACHI 3rd One Man Live『Close To Heart』@Shibuya Spotify O-East https://twitter.com/RKMusic_inc/status/168887901998981939310/13: Tokoyami Towa 1st solo Live 「Break Your XXX」 https://towa1stlive.hololivepro.com10/14: J-WAVE INNOVATION WORLD FESTA 2023 (KAF, RIM, & more) https://www.j-wave.co.jp/iwf2023/11/4-11/5: GEMS COMPANY 5th Live "Nine! Shine! Heroine!" (Link TBA)11/19: HACHI 3rd One Man Live『Close To Heart』@Taipei Clapper Studio (no link yet)12/26: Else & Poki Shinkai Fes 2023 @Ikebukuro harevutai https://twitter.com/Else_PJblue/status/1634132277495209984Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
They changed the process for deliveries...I now have to fill out individual information about every product inside a package I may not even know the content of...And find out what product code it is...https://www.tariffnumber.com/What country can I move to that doesn't fuck me up with insane administration and taxation?I will really stop buying like this. It's too much...
>>44792582USA has an exemption on all personal goods (not for resale) under $2,500. I'm not sure how strict your country is on tariff codes, but generally you can fudge the declared values and codes a bit as long as they are for personal use. I'm a bit surprised tariff codes are required for you, since that's really supposed to be a commercial thing. I'd figure out a few tariff codes that you can use and just stick to them. For example, items that can resemble toys going under 9503. YMMV.
>>44792646Thanks. It's total insanity. The administration keeps getting worse to impossible levels.It seems the EU thinks that someone ordering something from outside is doing it commercially.I remember when I had to go do the declaration manually for imported nendoroids years ago. The amount of effort required to do the importing process is so high everyone gives up and only the commercial part remains, but they still find ways to make it worse...Is a generic group tarif code like 9503 enough or do you have to put everything like 95030041 for "Stuffed toys representing animals or non-human creatures"?What's the code for a music CD?
>>44792712>What's the code for a music CD?8523>Can you use the 4 digit code or do you have to classify it further?Before I realized that it was not actually a requirement for me to label my shipments with HTS codes, I was just putting 9503 on my shipments. I'd try to do some research on your specific country (or EU, if it is all treated the same way).The reason I can't give proper advice is because if the EU will actually tax you on this shit, I'm not sure if they are applying different rates to different items, so they may require a more specific declaration. In most first world countries, not filling in tariffs correctly won't result in them taking your stuff. It would just cause a delay and they may assess taxes on you in some other way.On Tenso you should be able to manually change the cost of your items even if it doesn't match the cost on the invoice. At least I've done this before and they've never asked me about it. You may have better results just decreasing the value of your items before they even ship. I can't speak for you, but the average package I receive from Japan doesn't look like it is holding particularly valuable items.
>>44792756Thanks.It's nice to have the ability to define the price of the products because the invoice does not necessarily fit with the price of the product delivered when there is downloadable content or it's coming from crowdfunding.The main problem is not the cost of the items, but the pain of having administrative issues.The funny thing is tenso has an auto fill function when you select the item description but it is incorrect in some cases.Music CDs gets the auto filled code 920810 which is for Musical boxes like a musical instrument instead of 852349.For now I used:852349 music CD instead of 701349 glass cupTumbler 73102910Plastic figures (acryl) 392640950300 Plush dolls490900 postcard
hololive
>>44794213Same
IMPORTANT STREAM!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iHaS6lBSgc
https://twitter.com/saka11205/status/1707755465634185605The schizo fandead artist turned shiikuin turned otonozei is a cute girl....
>>44794205its gonna be a fun stream
which holo will be the first to 10 mil subs?
Today is Paizuri Day. Which /jp/ related character would you get a clothed paizuri from?
>>44305490happy kill yourself day, niggercoomerdfc will win
>>44662558yep, tumorfags are normalfags, they don't even know hibiki is fucking FLAT and OP is a niggerlover
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