Our Eyes Are Blue - mindthings
https://voca.ro/1emxGgmHLirHMerry Christmas frens
>>190256370I genuinely don't understand the thought process or reasoning behind such an action.Am I out of touch? Is reality passing me by?The fuck is happening.
If birth rates are apparently so low why is my facebook feed flooded with schoolrunt's crotch fruit?
is the russia webm safe?
it's frankly impolite to end posts with a full-stop unless you're cross with someon
Actual cunt linking this shitty yank newI was gearing up for another red dwarf themed new, but no, you had to be a dickhead and link this editionless yank shit absurdly earlyFucking wanker
>>190256483Very albanian looking
>>190258244just randon isn't it, it's for people with no wit to feel funny
pooing from my bum the content of my tum
100g mussels and 80g prawns down the hatch.incredible amount of protein. love it.
>>190258288Started rewatching Red Dwarf recently, it's not aged well at all, and the jokes aren't funny. Pretty shit really.
no whey no pay
>just randon isn't it
got a new washing machine today
Mad that my headphones have 100s of features and all i do is put them in my ears and never use any of them
>>190256483corr 'magine the arse on him
I went on a blind date with this chick i met online. We decided to hang at her place for polite conversation and a movie.When I showed up, i was greeted at the door by her 10 year old son...who she failed to mention.. ..fuckin' super.strike one.After an awkward conversation with this small child - "SHE" walked up and we locked eyes. Her eyes screamed, "OMG, it's my knight in shining armor!!" My eyes screamed, "OMG, this is a mistake! ABORT! ABORT! FAKE A SEIZURE!"Her profile pics made her look like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. Her real-life self made her look like Roseanne...strike two. I knew this was going to end badly.After choking out a few polite phrases, she invited me inside. She then told her '10 year old silent lie' to brush his teeth, go to bed, and LOCK his door so she could have "mommy time with her new friend."We sat down on her couch when She turned the AC on high, covered her flabby-fat-pork-chop legs with a blanket, and started edging closer and closer during conversation. This chick definitely had a game plan coming into this.
>>190256311stop spamming cunt
>>190258347always had the same one me called mumberg aha
>>190258347next to the telly?
>>190258347nice mate.i got a new dishwasher recently. enjoying it a lot
>>190258359She sat me on the couch where her AC would blow DIRECTLY on the back of my neck. As soon as I mentioned the temperature; this venomous manatee made her move. She offered to share her blanket with me... I declined by saying "oh no thanks, my grandpa was in the Coldwar and i hear blankets can carry smallpox." She just laughed and told me i was cute.Pulp Fiction was already playing on the TV when i got there. I think she WAS actually attempting to brainwash me into thinking she looked like Uma Thurman...no.I will say this for her, she could of REALLY pulled the 'Uma' look if she just lost a few pounds, shaved her lady stache, then die and come back reincarnated as Uma Thurman's Long lost Twin Sis...but i digress.About the time When Bruce Willis is yelling at his wife for forgetting his father's watch, "EW-ma" offered me a nice, tall, FULL glass of wine. I accepted... i was probably going to need this to get through the rest of the movie.After a few glasses of wine, we took a stroll down 'Why Is She Looking At Me Like A Hamburger Rd.' Which is right after 'Im Drunk Enough To Ignore That Adam's Apple Ave.' And right before 'Oh God, I Wished I Had Left The Lights Off Blvd.'Before things got sticky, (no pun intended) - I conjured up a lie. I told her my father had cancer and i had to visit him at the hospice.Apparently, the word "hospice" was her super-secret sexy word, cus as soon as "ice" left my lips, she went in for the kill.. Eyes closed, mouth open, breath heavy. I wanted to punch her in the lips, steal her laptop, and run away... but i was too afraid of the assault and battery charges and/or losing my hand in her big gaping pie hole...this was strike three.I did the only thing i could think to save me - a christian side hug.I gave her a pat on the back, said my goodbyes, and got the fuck outta there.
can't stand dishwasher tarqs
>>190258365mothersteinbergblatt on the ropes
>>190258334what a slimeball
Therapist today better be a fitty or I'm going on hunger strike
>>190258398your phone costs more than a dishwasher mate
lotta words, yet no time to read em
>>190258472leftypol's dad be like:
>not hiding stubsbellend
>>190258490i've just clicked to hide those then
>>190258490that 'stub' is my bellend
>>190258471I get my secretary to sift through /brit/, copy them on a sticky note, and leave them on my deskI'll then write her a teams message with my replies, you should try it
good natured friendly lads responding nicely to a harmless blog about a washing machinebitter hateful diego sperging out as per usual. what a horrible human being. mad to think he believes in a god who would intentionally create someone as vile as him.
>>190258517Is this edited?
shock me like an electric eel
going in shower
Do you have a crush on any woman at the moment, lads?
i said ooh girlshot me up like i'm from israel
>>190258554they really had no budget left for this episode of fall of the house of usher
>>190258598Nooooo not you too Cheggers!
>>190258593aye made eye contact with a girl in tesco, been thinking about her ever since
>>190258347can i have the old one?
>>190258598how do they blend in the fake boobs with the chest?
proper greasy individual me
>>190258651what a slimeball
>>190258598Oh my fucking days she's gorgeous
>>190258647I've done my fair share of weird shit in my life but god forbid if I ever end up like this, just euthanise me nigga
>>190258646sorry lad the old one was taken away as part of the service, was done in anyways
>>190258672zis? pure coincidencenow open vide for ze helicopterbeetle
>>190255448Wasn't making fun of the family though was I chap?
>>190258593yeah currently got one twitchfu and loads of insta slags i'm in love with
Oi none of you cunts told me Nigel Farage was in celebrity jungleMight actually watch from the start now
dad just rang me to say mum won't make it until christmas
>>190258672Thanks for circling
>>190258720sorry to hear that lad
>>190258720she flying out to jamaica with the gals earlier than planned? x
>>190258720really sorry to hear that lad, hope your family is doing ok
still think about when that lad told us about his dad killing himself and it was a bit of a gimmick for a few threads
they said, "i bet,they'll never take shits"but just look i pooed out my bum
>>190258759not really on lad
>>190258720There's still time to have Christmas early fren
>>190258778the christmas cake, fucking fuming because the fruit won't have nearly enough time to soak properly
>>190258776state of it
>>190258719watched the first one this morning and thought it was naff
>>190258776>gets crushed by yellow vest stampede
i see the singular bradleyposter is at it again
>Black women of African descent were more likely to die of the medieval plague in London, academics at the Museum of London have found.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67472933
click that if you wantdidn't phase me, probably won't you either
>>190258800Not just any church but MY FUCKING CHURCH?
>>190258873How can they post this. Would you show your arse on the telly for 1.3 million pounds
>>190258880found it interesting more than anything. fascinated by the bottom left image. wtf even is that
>>190258872>The research concluded that higher death rates amongst people of colour and those of black African descent was a result of the "devastating effects" of "premodern structural racism" in the medieval world.Not because there were so few of them in medieval London that it makes perfect sense that they'd have higher death rates?
nice bum on farage tbf
>>190258835How much did they pay himGenuinely pathetic to go on that show
>>190258903fuck sake that's worse than the link
>>190258872leftypol trying to convince everyone london has always been a hub of multiculturalism again
>>190258617Thought it was a willy.>>19025859841%, sad
>>190258720didn't aks white boy
>>190258923£1.5m. can't blame him really
>>190258872>5 died, 100% death rate
>>190258899Trying to humanise?
>>190258347Oh yeah, did you get her from the Phillipines?
>>190258872fuck here we go. The gaslighting continues
>>190258872cant imagine the number of african women in london at that time was high enough to make statistically significant conclusions.
>>190258872slow news day then
no-one who supports you watches that tripe nigel but fair play on convincing the itv execs with that line, bet they're fuming kek
greggs chocky muff for snackies
>>190258980>>190258915You seriously can't handle the idea that people of African and Asian descent living here were treated worse than peasants? That said structures even existed?
>>190259050who is blud talking to
>>190259050Matt Hancock only got 300k lmao big Nige taking home the big bucks.>>190259073I looked them up and this is real.
nige loves a pint and a ciggie just like me and the lads he should be pm
>>190259040mad that people can parade around like this and not be called mentally ill
back on pootoil lads. really having to work to get this one out. sweating.
>>190259050>>190259085Enjoy the game-show fellas!
business idea: AI filter that automatically identifies tranny images
>>190259100POV: You're a white man in 2023
And now the habitual coombrains have woken up after 4 wanks and still not brushing their teeth
>>190259070load of bollocks mate innit
>>190259100best life for me would be one maybe like 200 years ago? in a comfy village when villages and stuff were all together and you had a sense of community depending on each other but not too much death and famine and stuff.
fearing myself insane, i checked into an insane asylumthey told me sorry, no rooms availableso i went back to my own housei looked at the camera and said, 'truly, this is the real insane asylum'then everyone assclapped
>>190259143>still not brushing their teethOh yeah forgot about that
>>190259124Fun fact: AI can identify the sex of a human being with over 90% accuracy from an image of the eye alone
>>190259100True. Born into a trade, eating a limited but healthier diet, having a wife and 8 kids then dying from tetanus at 45. Now you're working til you're 70 odd and everythings tits up
>>190258993Well you see, the Carthaginians (same phenotype as the rest of the African continent) got conquered by the Romans and assimilated into Roman culture, which they improved after climbing the political ladder and getting senator positions. The Carthage-descended Julius Caesar then conquered England and many Carthaginians settled there after white complacency caused the fall of Rome back on the continent. They would be the ones to peacefully bring Christianity over to the pagan Saxons who repayed their kindness with more rape and conquest. Then the Danes introduced homosexuality and the rest is history
There's a comfy life for you there in Berkshire
>>190259136>>190259108Get a life gobbo>>190259124It wouldn't work for obvious reasons
Trannyspammers are just as obnoxious as actual tranniesAt least poleaboo was an hilarious brit story arc
whats with the tranny spam
>>190258800>Rachel MannA bit on the nose isn’t it
>>190259245>the Carthaginians (same phenotype as the rest of the African continent)Not true. Carthage was a Phoenician colony, the Phoenicians being a Levantine people.
>>190259141So you are watching this?
4chans actual obsession with seething over trannies and gays probably stems from the no racism outside of /b/ ruleIf people were just able to say niggerfaggot paki raghead shitskin every now and then they wouldnt end uo bottling it all up and exploding with tranny spam to get the seethe out of their system on a regular basis
>>190259320truly shocking what happened to them. It was the mum all along
>>190259292Their skin wasn't white which means they all share the same genes anon
>>190259287>>190259279There's a difference between positive and negative posting>>190259215>>190259174These seethemongs seemingly spilled over from their containment threads
>>190259320>>190259341that being said>bitches about people suggesting a nose job>"No way I'd get a nose job. It's me, my identity, part of my body and who I am"
>>190259349ive never seen one before, no one has, but i'm guessing its a leftypol raid
>>190259245>They would be the ones to peacefully bring Christianity over to the pagan Saxons who repayed their kindness with more rape and conquestAnd oh did they!
>>190259400me at 8 years old trying on my dads suit
>>190259270Saved image for groupchatberg
>>190259415a leftypol raid?
Why is mousenonce reposting peoples posts
everybody is so pleased that you're posting these images again mate, good one
>>190259444Yo someone deal with this fool
>>190259466A leftypol raid!With big black cocks and flavourade!
>>190259100would love to get one of these for the gf
>walk into gym>see thiswhat do
>>190259506mmmmmmm yum>>190259466doubt it. They'd post ammunition to use against them
>>190259506It's actually no more than one or two lonely schizophrenics with seemingly nothing else to be getting on withThat and they're doing it to try and deliberately upset people?
>>190259521Women shouldn't be in the gym
>>190259521>snort arse crack>kancho hole hard AF>suck fingers
>>190259521think of black men
>>190259567i've never seen one before, noone has but i'm guessing it's a white hole
/brit/ gets worse every day despite my herculean efforts at improving it
What was the reason for making /lgbt/ a board again?
>>190259593a white hole?
>>190259615aw hell no!
>>190259644looking good charlie
on the pandabuy
>>190259644What happened to Charles, Emmett and Alan
>>190259632 Kryten : Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.Lister : So, that thing's spewing time...Lister : [donning his fur-lined hat] ... back into the Universe?Kryten : Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.The Cat : So, what is it?Kryten : I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.Rimmer : A *white* hole?Kryten : Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.Lister : [minus the hat] So, that thing's spewing time...Lister : [donning his fur-lined hat, again] ... back into the Universe?Kryten : Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.Lister : What time phenomena?Kryten : Like just then, when time repeated itself.The Cat : So, what is it?[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat] The Cat : Only joking.
just clocked in a satisfying 7 minutes, and 28 seconds, poo then
>>190259632A white hole!A gay Norwegian rigamarole!
when i had a gf i could only get hard at the thought that she was a bloke but i just don't find blokes attractive at all
seems like spainlard packed in the sacked tranny gimmick.
>>190259676they all got jobs, hit the gym, and moved out
>>190259665based oil driller nige
>>190259701don't really care
Thoughts on bunnies as pets?
>>190259701Nah he's asleep right now because he's a neet incel
>>190259727cared enough to reply
>>190259594You can carry on making an effort despite the schizos and spam
i see the /pol/ is raiding this thread
>>190259731He literally posted spainlad content under the ST name earlier
>>190259728i've never seen one before, noone has but i'm guessing it's a white hole
>>190259773That’s mean I think they’re cute
>>190259757I am failing to understand how that goes against my point, I did not argue against you otherwise
>>190259809blud is in every thread on 4chan
>>190257937For me it’s MDMA but haven’t done too many drugs so not sure if there’s better drugs out there that give similar results. Only done mdma, coke and speed me
>>190259810You sound vaccinated
>>190259778Yeah trannies are mentally ill freaks but being obsessed with them isn’t much better
>>190259823they call methe mouse nonce
>>190259842Alas I am not
mad how we're all built for black men
much to think about
>>190259876Is that moustache drawn on with felt tip?
a clue gained
How many troon posts do you reckon the spammer faked with makeup and his mum's clothes?
So what is it?
mad how I got a 3 day ban for off-topic because I posted about i'm a celeb yet this sad cunt spamming grim trannies get off scot free
A clew gained
>>190259981>lads don't fit me>labels himself anyway
>>190260016The delusion of these cunts provides me with the utmost comedy
>>190260006Tbf it was worse yesterday :/
IT'S TIME FOR TRANIMANIACS
>>190259994i think we've experienced this period of time before
>>190259981quite fit in top left pic desu
>does 4 hour shift at Mcdonald's>no rest for the wicked
Girl next to me on the bus had an incredible arse that her joggers were devouring because she was wearing a tiny thong. When she stood up and turned around it was basically in my face gonna have a little wank to the memory right now
it's the janny btw
This lad is on a mad un today
Never smile at an autogynephile
I have a gay friend who doesn't use 4chan but knows I get my shitpost material from here. One day I offered to show him /lgbt/ (never been there myself) and he visibly recoiled in disgust at the mere suggestion
>>190260183I would too, you little freak
My parents taken alone are great people, but I think their quirks have combined to make me into the freak I am today
>>190260183obviously does use it then and knows the freaks who frequent it
Just Spaff Oil
>>190260241me in the background (mao)
Just spaff or you'll what?
i'm on my shit i'm on my shit i'm on my shit i'm on my shit
Stay at home. Bang the pans. Make the video call. Cancel the plans. Wear the mask. Wash the hands. Get the jab. A life saved. An NHS protected.
>>190260292Very comfy x
just pop boils
did somebody say just feet
get bOosted nOw
Lets destroy the NHS
>>190260303Mental that some countries had no lockdowns at all and their figures were similar and in many cases better than ours in the end. All that misery for nothing
>>190259981>labels don’t fit me >proceeds to label himself with everything bent under the sun beyond parody
>>190260381>>190260382What the fuck is wrong with you
>>190260166Can you stop shitting up the thread please?
>>190260381>>190260382classic /brit/. Bunch of spastics