Hamdog edition
Public transport subedish
me trying to hear my phone in the background
https://youtu.be/D2UISeUv4d0
If any Spaniards get uppity about Gibraltar just tell them we'll give it back when they give back Ceuta and Melilla. Shuts them right up.
https://youtu.be/tmYQwdAiCXk
+1 to my postscount in fortnite :)
me thinking about poo
>>182407264SEXBEAST schofield spent time at a care centre for CHILDREN with SPECIAL NEEDS
thinking about lava
>>182407264Funny how everyone is up in arms about Schofield but letting the Rotherham rape gangs run riot
just saw another youtube video about how boogie is no longer a successful youtuberwhat a fucking revelation
>>182407309why
There are no gay people in Ireland Kathleen
Can’t believe ruby actually posted nudes lol
>>182407323not true though is it
>>182407267We don't care
David Lynch has asked me to be in his next film.
>>182407355100% true
The talk about muslims and drinking reminds me of a story my uncle told me.>was out with his mates as a teenager>some drunk pakis crashed into his mates car>police asked for a witness account>one of my uncle's mates (a paki) claimed he was asleep and didn't see anything (a lie)>the others gave accurate reports>a few days later, his mate had a bunch of angry pakis going to his house and harrassing him because he made false accusations and apparently "muslims don't drink">the paki mate just straight up lied because he wanted to avoid the shitstorm entirely
>>182407363See >>182407355
Black people take business cards from luxury stores like Tom Ford and Gucci and just keep them in their wallets because they think it makes them look wealthy lol
>>182407363can't wait to watch Disgusting Ugly Gay Yank Freak Pooing Himself and Eating it
Is there any alcohol I can drink that won't break a fast? How many calories in vodka?
>>182407389Didn't know your dad had a cameo
>>182407408It’s like 90kcal a shot
>>182407354I don't think she would debase herself like that.
>>182407408nah, you ain't getting something for nothingbut vodka is probably the lowest calorie
>>182407366no it isnt
>>1824069150
>>182407386Kek is this true?
https://youtu.be/qw6enPsUD64
>>182407422Fuck sake. Might just eat some sleeping tablets then.
remember when london was locked down but only women and black men were allowed to go outside
for me its obsidian (for the monolith)
>>182407419he was the poo because yanks can't poo
>>182407408Alcohol has 7 calories per gram, it's almost as calorie-dense as fat. It's impossible to get drunk without breaking your fast.
thinking about moving to australianorthern territory
>>182407408I used to drink vodka to lose weight and build up tolerance because she was
>>182407452you will never post the miceplease kill yourself
um
the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND
>>182407431Yes I used to work at LV and they’d just come in the store to take a card and leave, and where I work now they get their wallets out a lot for their IDs and they’re just full of stores business cardsThey also often accidentally drop the cards for they babydaddy lawyers
https://youtu.be/aKoNCCLkV4w
Have to stop feeling sorry for myself and get /fit/ as fuck
evil wizard weed >:)
>>182407494fomyeg
listening to kate bush x
>>182407531Haha yh electric wizard and all that
https://youtu.be/ltQrzvo5YHA?t=34
mad how leftypol has yet to explain how big baz can be racist when he always puts a tenner on ngubu to score?
+1 to my postscount in minecraft c:
>>182407544shut the FUCK up
>>182407550got a black gf me yet im very racist funny how things go
>>182407408Calories from alcohol are not storable as fat. But the alcohol you consume will be burned for energy prior to any other foods that you consume while drunk. So if you eat a kebab on top all the mixer and snacks on a night out drinking, you'll end up storing a huge amount of calories
https://youtu.be/Dwqyf9gOXws
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_ganghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_ganghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_ganghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_ganghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_ganghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_casehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandalhttp://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-bombshell-official-8862316And for the first time police and council officials have publicly admitted a ‘disproportionate number’ of Asian Pakistani men are involved in on-street grooming*87 per cent of victims were female and 54 per cent were white;http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2015/05/02/sex-abuse-gangs-in-black-country-significant-similarities-to-rotherham-scandal-say-police/http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/05/02/parks-hotels-and-taxis-the-terrifying-truth-about-child-exploitation-in-the-black-country/>Offenders are said to be typically Asian, of Pakistani origin, aged 17 to 40. Most victims are white females aged 13 to 16.>210 children or young people [...] in the first six months of 2014http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2975336/Hundreds-young-people-groomed-sexually-exploited-gangs-Oxfordshire-15-years-police-social-service-failed-stop-report-reveal.htmlhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-31696276More than 300 young people in Oxfordshire were groomed, raped and sometimes forced into 'sex slavery' by gangs over the last 15 years, a damning report will reveal tomorrow.One gang of Asian men was responsible for abusing and enslaving 50 girls, mainly from Oxford, but the men were also able to sexually torture girls as young as 11 for eight years after a series of missed opportunities to stop them.
>>182407550record baz after ngubu misses a penalty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHXZbHptZ3Mfeeling somewhat niggardly
genuinely hate yanks that spam links to their shitty music all day accompanied by pepes as if that's any more likely to make me click the links
>/brit/ when alcohol is mentioned
>Calories from alcohol are not storable as fat. But the alcohol you consume will be burned for energy prior to any other foods that you consume while drunk. So if you eat a kebab on top all the mixer and snacks on a night out drinking, you'll end up storing a huge amount of calories
>>182407588yeah mate, might download this post and give it a read on the kindle tomorrow x
Yeah I'll stop drinking for like a week and get ripped as fuckAlso gonna work and lift through all these injuriesNo time for games or lazing about on 4chan anymore28 nowIt's crunchtime
ausgaylia
>>182407597dont worry ill chase them off with minstrel musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDbfJDTiuJw
Well?
Chances of me reading that doctoral thesis?
>>182407606It's the truth.
>>182407629none i reckon
A MUSLIM GROOMING GANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
going to queen street mall later to shop for a pair of pants
That yank in particular has fucking godawful music taste.Fucking animal fucking collectiveChrist.
>>182407568That wasn’t a nice postMake nicer posts in the future
>>182407643On a carpet?
WHAT HAVE I DON?
>>182407575love this post
>>182407588Me willies gone big
>>182407625uno beero por favor aha x
>>182407629none
>>182407653nah, you get fucked>>182407658*flings my rancid shit at you and it splats your dirty dago face and goes up your mandrill-like nostrils*
>>182407616For me it's:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WETRbDmhcc4
>>182407653bad post>>182407664good post
In a really good mood tonight lads x
>>182407571No you haven't. It's very rare for white guys to have black girlfriends. And you're probably white because most people on 4chan are white, especially on /brit/.
>>182407682why?
>>182407673Blown the fuck outGood God
WHAT HAVE l DON?
>>182407670San Miguel?
>>182407682same mate, on the flake myself x
>>182407680good lad>>182407682taken some mdma?
>>182407673>>182407681Please stop being mean to me
>>182407699None of that foren muck you got Carling or strongbow?
>>182407692shall post her doing her war paint again as I did a month back not all vf’s mate x
weve sucked up all the helium out the earthscrust by 2025 tone. its too late now, were done for
RUN Diggers mineral turpentine RUNTHE PATY-ROL WILL GET YOURUN Diggers mineral turpentine RUNYOU HAD BETTER GET AWAY
>>182407703But you're gayEssentially the american mousenonce
>>182407721>carling>strongbowdire taste lad
Dogs started to eat anything, quite good for my weight loss and money saving. Gone through 5 packs of haribo and 2 packs of fruit pastilles. Hilarious hand feeding him 1 by 1
>>182407724Definitely a bloke that
>>182407703>>182407703faggot ignore >>182407729he made the post as i typed out mine
heaps hectic
boring thread so far
for me? its Doom Barhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onr3nPtDwow
>>182407588Just to add, I'm male, so these were predatory males preying on a young boy at the time.
>>182407734Fuck off forener drink British
>>182407724>wig>man handsit's over
>>182407693No reason just feel happy with life x>>182407700Is that cocaine?>>182407701No just had some wine and crisps x
>>182407625>What have I Don?
THEN LET THE BELLS OF BODMIN RINGWE'RE CORNISH LADS GOD SAVE THE KINGSING ONE AND ALL
>>182407768imagine thinking i care about women
Spain in the noncebox for tonight
>>182407765when is your wedding? is it a big do or what?
mental how you people will all be jealous of how many catalogs i have when it gets bigliteral pieces of paper and youll be jealous of it
>>182407747Takes one to know one mousey
>>182407768Well jealous
>>182407765yeah the charlie as it were, have a good night mate
>>182407777checked
>>182407792you alright jose mate?
eating nigger shit
>>182407792uk is based because it happens everywhere but we are the only country to crack down on it
>takes one to know one *tounge kisses u* starts writing gay fanfic about meyoure the kind of faggot to be straight and then kiss a man go KYS
WHAT HAVE I DON!?
no one mention to the dago that the muslim moors raped his entire country for hundreds of years
good morning to everyone except non-whites
>>182407783In August, just 10 guests. My mum, brother and sister, and gfs parents sisters and best friend>>182407790Cheers lad don't go too mental with it lol X
>>182407792willys about tae pop out it's so hard
Good evening my fellow Kings.
>>182407825your skin is brown
>>182407840Good morning lad
>>182407811>we are the only country to crack down on it
good morning to everyone except non-whites and mousenonce
>>182407836Only a scot would write this
>>182407847arent you proving his point if its in a newspaper
>>182407850your skin is brown
>uk is based because it happens everywhere but we are the only country to crack down on it
>>182407847>January 5, 2011
>posting decade old headlinesme gusta
/brit/ has gone to the dogs... the hamdogs
>>182407841You cannot post the miceYou will be banned if you post the mice
>>182407857>>182407871
specccyy bammm
>spains economy near collapsed when UK tourists stopped arriving in covid>wild fires have ravaged spain this year>the trend for desertification and wildfires are increasing>most spanish young people live at home and unemployed
>>182407850alri racismlad
Barry of Barry's Bar fame
remember when people here used to announce their reports and i started doing it and now you all dont? good.
>>182407817Damn that was fucking gay as fuckThis post could only have been written by an evil ghoul
BTW the sooner mousenonce gets to 100k posts the sooner he leaved, why not help him get it up?>>182407885Not hot
>>182407892he's not spanish, he's likely some chinkoid incel. he also posts under an aussie flag and is obsessed with the inbetweeners for some reason
>>182407896Fucking love the Sport.
>>182407885
me bum's gone pooey
PHAROAHLET MY PEOPLE GO
>>182407896it all makes sense now
>>182407885corr imagine the sex
got the techre on let's go boyshttps://youtu.be/FiRLb8AYgIc
>>182407896Utterly done them
A political party that was socially conservative and economically socialist would sweep elections.The powers that be would never allow this.
>>182407908its +1 to my postscount and im doing 99K posts 28x times because anon did that, and id just post anonymously after but your post is from the literal antithesis of 4chan so you wouldnt understand that its meant to be anonymous
scottish independence referendum>majority to stay despite decades of hollywood propaganda and SNP cuckerycatalan independence referendum>majority to leave>leaders arrested
>>182407885sikhs may be bro tier but their birds are slut tier
Willy stings after ejaculation
>>182407943A kind of socialist nationalism. Or a national socialism, if you will
If you post about the vicar, you will be permanently banned.
Disgusting pedophiles should be beaten to death
mousenonce is fucking crazy as fuck DamnI would be so accomplished and proud if I was a NEETAnd he just wastes it...
>>182407943hmm, sounds eerily reminiscent of big H
>>182407954spot of the old 'philis?
>>182407879get cancer
>>182407957what are you getting at
>>182407947Scatalans have no business pushing for independence Not a real nationality
>>182407943so communism?
Bossman?You needed something?
Would love to see mousey gouge out spainnonce’s eyes in feral rage
we should lower taxes for the poor
What's your favorite film? For me, it's pic rel.
>>182407957Go on...
>>182408001best post you've ever made ngl
>>182407984Trotsky was socially liberal.
VGH what could have been
>>182408001and increase taxes on the rich and corporations and stop immigration so they can’t undercut wages
>>182407995Mozzers lives in a B&B and is an ex-junkie, hardly a chance he would do anything
>>182408011Is that Italy
>>182407984authoritarianisn =/ social conservatism, especially not when you've got jews in charge of everything
>>182408010so?
throw rocks at the TESCO superstore
>>182408011>>182408023Lundenwichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
>>182408001>>182408019think we're onto something here lads
>>182407970You will NEVER post another mouse
>>182408023plans for London after the great fire
>>182408029You implied that communists were socially conservative but Trotsky supported feminism and gay shit.
and then i click the - button
>>182408044needs more mosques tbqh
SpamiAm seems like a bam
>>182408053remind me what happened to him again
>>182408053And remind me what happened to Trotsky?
>>182408001We should lower taxes for everyone.
>>182408092nah only me and my friends
that post wasnt me btw
Bolsheviks invented newspeak in the 1920s before George Orwell even thought of the idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZiW8zRSUYme on the right in the purple velvet drip
need workhouses again i reckon would sort everyone out
>>182407995Same, would thoroughly enjoy seeing mn's feral rage unleashed onto an unsuspecting spainnonce
>verification not requirednot really
>>182408106corbyn seething over this
yeah politics and that*turns up the volume*https://youtu.be/egbUv_hmVcE
>>182408129we should have listened
>>182408115almost like orwell was critiquing the socialist dictatorship
>>182408120Nah. Need a massive reduction in population. Thomas Jefferson had the right idea. Countries should be collectives of farmers. Look at what they're doing in Holland. Killing the farmers to kill the country's spirit
>>182408145catyank
>>182408155yeah but he also supported the socialists in Spain which is not on m8
>>182408149He tried to warn us...
>>182408159because thats what matters
>>182408149mental how he supports arsenal and is therefore anti-spursmakes you think doesn't it
Who was your childhood celebrity crush? For me, Katie Griffiths
>>182408172hooting at that headlinebased corbz
don’t believe mousenonce when he says he has friends hallucinations more likely sad character really
>>182408161The first things to be popped in the oven would be /brit/ posters.
>>182408168why?
>>182408161will never happen unless we hit post-scarcity whole world economy operates on people shitting out babies
im off slumberwisefare ye well mine english folkmenbully to you dark skinned orc foreign sortsold shuck take you and your blackamoore kin to hell
About so save up 4k at toil next month and quit for an entire yearStarting by cleaning and selling excess junk on FB MarketplaceGonna work out every other day and reach peak natty by JulyThen I'm gonna blast synthetic HGH peptides and test/deca and use my excess hormones to impregnate the stoner foidReckon it's the only way to get a gf is to coom inside her unabashedly while she can't resist due to pheromones
id be tom cruises top guy
>>182408188avril
>>1824082104k can last you a year? (plus junk on fb)I'm in the wrong country nibba
I eat so much fiber you could make rope out of my shit. Should have started this way sooner. Now my shits take 2-3 minutes tops
>>182408200>>182408206I don't mean a holocaust. Purely idealistic.
think i met andrew gosden btw
>>182408252Just like the actual Holocaust then
I'm going to an escort in Surfers Paradise today lads.
>>182408242He obviously lives with his parents
>>182408258alri tom scott
tom cruise
You know the present day BLM and Antifa techniques are pretty much an exact copy of early Bolshevik agitprop right?There's some old footage of Bolshevik women dancing around and it looks like some shitlib tik tok video, I'm not even joking
>>182408284he is not gay
>>182408284top gun: maverickgreat filmwhy were they using f-18s and not f-35s though
>>182407466Why do we call Pakistani men Asian when it's in reference to them committing crimes? You never read "three European men stabbed/raped/killed somebody" It's such a vague term that it's basically redundant saying it. Literally nobody imagines brown people when you say 'Asian' either. Every single person imagine squinty eyes and a lampshade hat when you say 'Asian'.
>>182408242Yeah my mortgage is like $240 a month and bills are around $160 since I'll be not using my car insurance which is over $100. My internet's $15 and gas/electric shouldn't be too much more than $100. Don't really have anything elseIt's very, very nice living here. Might even have the same job lined up for next year and just work 3 months a year
>>182408268no i just met a 27 year old speccy bam who had similar hair, looked like snowden
>>182408304living the dream i spend more than that on fuckin car finance
>>182408301need Brits to concentrate more on Phil schofield and Jeremy Corbyn than the real problems
>>182408301Racism. Simple as.
>>182408301nah that is yank talkasian was always indian/paki in the uk in 90s/2000sit then progressed to south asian
>>182408316the real problem is capitalism
I like Terry Pratchett. I don't care if he's "Reddit"
>>182408316Mental how people think more about something that happened yesterday than something that happened 15 years ago. Truly mental
>>182408330There really isn't a problem.
Your childhood crush was railed several times by the age 15 and you're a virgin
>>182408301paki/indian/bangladeshibangladeshis are always the ones doing acid attacks btw
>>182408340you're from the bourgeoisie aren't you
>>182408336Done him.
>>182408349JANNY!!!!!
>>182408342'
>>182408312I can walk everywhere so I'll be leaving my car in the garage. The stoner f*moid might not like that but if she moves in and helps pay bills I'll reactivate it.Soon as I lose 10% bodyfat I'll make time for her.Got to stop eating beef and get on the shakes for a week unfortunately. Hardest part of this whole dating thing for me. Otherwise it's easy, I'm not ready to impregnate her but she's around my age so I'm sure she's chomping at the bit to get preggers and we can afford it by gaming the system
>>182408263Nobody should be killed. It's too late to fix anything. The American experiment failed. The rest of the world followed. Jefferson and Franklin's vision lost out to Hamilton's.
>>182408336> yes goy, look at that squirrel and ignore the elephant stampeding through your garden
>>182408374Wtf is your mum doing in my garden?
>>182408374he means capitalism
>>182408371Franklin went to Eyes Wide Shut parties.not on m8
>>182408352>bourgeoisieLOL. Wrong century lad.
I'm bored, going to reddit for now. Back in cum on the vpn later, bye
>>182408384kek sent that paella merchant flying
Jeremy Corbyn is a good man
why can't he post the mice
>>182408312>i spend more than that on fuckin car financewe've got a deano in the house
>>182408384
a new chapter in omahayank's life impregnating a girl who's obviously unfit for it because she smokes dude weed lmao
>verification not required based
>>182408412Smoking weed makes the baby smarter
what should I do in nashville?
>>182408402At least there's a semi functional human here then
How often do you shag, /brit/?
>>182408412T-that'll show those fags harrasing me.And parentsberg will buy us a bigger house here and we'll rent out the house I'm living in now until we save enough for a mountain abodeAt least she's chill
going to edinburgh during the fringe festival, do I cancel my tickets?
Other yanks just can't compete.I'm
>>182408444So did I. I hope the well-compensated janitor does something about this.
https://youtu.be/MryND6NUaDQ
>>182408440once every two months or sothat is when I hit the tipping point of can't be dealing with women/I need a shag
>>182408384brutal
>>182408431Go to honky tonk barsSee a show at the grand ole opryEat a lot of barbecue
Fringe Festival? More like Cringe Festival
>>182408440Whenever she captures me.
>>182408462Telling you lads it's the roids
Have yet to get over the fact that I spent £25 on a takeaway and then fell asleep earlier. Had 6 missed calls from rashid but they didn’t leave the food outside the door
>>182408452why would you do that? Do you mean flights or tickets to the shows?
>>182408475LOL. No.
>>182408504yea
>>182408440Twice a week. But only with escorts
The thing with mousenonce is he's never had sex, his entire personality depends on the one simple fact that he's never had sex
>>182408499that is messed up, i did the same but mohinder had the decency to leave it on the doorstep
>>182407230>>182407230>>182407230
>>182408388Read Hamilton's writings in the Federalist Papers. Ignore everything Madison and Jay wrote. A British Jew from the Caribbean, Hamilton is probably the most important person in modern history
>>182408521Probably why he's a gay nonceDoesn't know what he's missing
>>182408533you're not jeffrey
>>182408502My flight tickets, I think the event is just an open parade in the street so I don't need a ticket
>>182408440I tricked a girl into having sex with me consistently for 2 years. Now I haven't had sex in about 4.5 years
>>182408513Shhh failmeat. Nobody cares.
>>182408595im vegan actuallyt
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