Shakespeare edition.
Wishing for no Americans to post here
I'm on over double the industrial wage and I really don't understand how people live in this country on 30k
my new was going to be better
What's your plan for living forever?
>>182381059Prove it, post the template in this thread.
>>182381045Its called living north of Watford
>>182381088
>>182381082It certainly doesn't involve turning into a Witcher 3 NPC.
>>182381082He needs to hit the sun beds
>>182381082plan? what we do has already been revealed to us
they know my name im buddies with the doorman
>>182381082Lesbian vampirehttps://youtu.be/SoHlTj4EmXg
>>182381082looks young but not good. looks creepy af.
heinrich potter and the chamber of gas
>>182381138
>>1823811245/10
>>182381045Well my mortgage is like 300 a month and im not addicted to hardcore street drugs so it's actually quite straightforward
>>182381179you're just saying that because you don't have what it takes to be a thread maker
>>182381209Mental how many people in the UK are addicted to cocaine and meth
More like Shakebooty
mad how there's like 5-6 drainers on /brit/ nowyou love to see it
>>182380931Difficulty with apprenticeships these days is that a great many of them are scams. As in literal scams from employers who list minimum-wage jobs as apprenticeships so they can legally pay below minimum wage. My older employer did exactly this.Looking on the apprenticeships.scot website I find:>Trainee Childcare Practicioner Apprencticeship> £10,982 per year 100% a scam. Working in a children's day care. None of these women have any qualifications whatsoever. There is no theory of "childcare at a daycare centre". >Medical Receptionist Apprenticeship>£16,380 per yearAgain a complete scam. 2 years as an apprentice to answer phones as a fucking receptionist? Fuck off. >Customer Service Agent Modern Apprenticeship>£16,000 yearDoes anyone need 2 years as an apprentice to work as a customer service agent i.e a call centre drone? Is this not the exact same fucking job that will be listed on Indeed.co.uk at £22k/year if not for this "apprenticeship" loophole?>Claims Administration Apprencticeship>£12,500 per yearI worked for an insurance company and watched as they hired a batch of "apprentices" to do the exact same work we did but with the only difference being that the company could pay them fuck all. It was all naive 16-18 year old mongs. These are all on the government-approved website as well. It's a complete joke. Every single one of these is a grift from employers getting sub-minimum-wage employees and doesn't resemble an actual apprenticeship whatsoever.
>>182381242people are addicted to meth in the uk?
>>182381135Diego what's your viewing plan for tonight
>>182381238rather be mentally healthy thanks x
>>182381272Ever been outside?
lads check this:heinrich potter and the chamber of gas
>>182381272uhh, no
funny:heinrich potter and the chamber of gas
>>182381282dunno is there anything on?
>>182381291always assumed it was crack or heroin that junkies took here. i associate meth with the usa
>>182381291have you?
>>182381291Manchester detected
>>182381209>Well my mortgage is like 300 a monthWow, fixed rate? How much did the property cost?
How do you redpill your parents?
bladee - be nice to me but you're in the bathroom at a partyhttps://youtu.be/B97PZOxeHp8
>>182381293screaming but grim at the same time
harry potter if he was german:heinrich potter and the chamber of gas
>>182381353you grow out of your /pol/ phase and become a productive member of society
>>182381317tonight's plans
>>182381357the lads used to tell me to wait in the bathroom when girls i hadn't met arrived during houseparties so my visage wouldn't scare them away haha
>>18238135185k
>>182381209do you live in grimsby or one of those other shit seaside towns
>>182381358Of course the anti-russian laughs at a nazi joke. Typical>>182381293Kek lmao, that's a good one.
>>182381357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0NmC0eMYys
>>182381360kek good one
>>182381164screaming>>182381293hooting>>182381310howling>>182381360squawking
>>182381353My parents were already redpilled
>>182381291I don't live in a sithole myself.
>>182381353>anon, you really must get a job.>oh yeah, why's that?>if you don't get a job then you'll be homeless when we die>yeah? and what?>anon it's not right to think this way, you have to go back to the GP. They have pills for it these days. Pills to make you feel better.>is that right yeah? Pills is it? Nah youre alright.>...
>>182381389Not seaside but not a million miles away
Harry potter and the magically wooden doors >>182381388Shiiiieeet that's pretty good. I guess now you have the foot on the property lade 606k net immigrations good for you.
>>182381416they're thick thenyou never had a chance realistically
>>182381353mumberg is already always going on about immigrants and trannies
>>182381341I'm in Rochdale, which is Greater Manchester.
>>182381365libtard detected
>>182381379Terrible house m8s you had there
>>182381451libtard detected
Getting a mortgage in this country is incredibly easy. Start small, build up your equity. Millennials and zoomers are so determined to start off with their 330k new build Barrett homes in the London area
sugar free niccy gum giving me the shits
loving my whiteness currently
>>182381446Grim as fuck. Pills probably would help if this is your outlook
>>182381516all sugar-free gums do this. Even says so on the packet if you look close
>>182381497Yeah but if I work in the heart of London why would I live in Sheffield.
>>182381448Not particularly, it was a white area when I bought it and now it's getting more mixed and I don't like it as much.Saw a sheboon get caught shoplifting a couple of weeks ago
>>182381446'rents putting you on antidepressants because you wank too much, lel
>>182381525need your detailed thoughts on fennoswedes pronto
>>182381448
INTERNATIONAL BAD BOYS R IN DE HOUSE
computer's being really slow for some reason and i really need it not to be right now
>>182381555tried closing all your gay por- *gets brutally stabbed to death*
>>182381553*the internationale starts playing*
>>182381537Pro tip: get a job not in the heart of london
>>182381496not a liberal you useful idiot.
>>182381555install gentoo
sheffield mentioned
>>182381544uhh ohh uhh uhmmm öhhh uhmm.. uhh aha x
Pope's about to die
>>182381581is this the part where you rant about "class interests" whilst supporting the mass immigration of millions here a year?
ranjeet pottel and the goblet of vindaloo
>>182381353https://twitter.com/RacismLad/status/1661661609398239232
you got that thrift store drip?
>>182381618Sorry about your father mate
>>182381534Been on 'em, SSRIs, they do fuck all. >erm ackchually you have to try different ones to see if they workI said to the NHS psychiatrist that the SSRIs did nothing for me and I'd be open to trying other ones but he said he "mainly deals with people with schizophrenia" and that "everyone is having a hard time of it right now" and discharged me. So there you go.
>>182381537So you can get my gf back from that Jamacian
I'm so not funny IRL but in the office I'm fucking hilarious.Lad's leaving today. He just had twins with his missues and supports Spurs.Quipped 'Best of luck in life, hopefully your lads play for Arsenal one day' - to absolute hysteria in the office. Shame when we get to the pub I'm effectively a mortician in terms of patter.Tragic.
>>182381575But then I won't be earning twice the industrial wage. Also I'm not english so not much point in being in the country if I'm not in London.
>>182381634wasnt it the anti-woke brexit party that imported record immigrants? lmao
>>182381648Well instead of being a drain on the NHS maybe you'd be better off if you weren't here anymore.
>>182381643found a pair of tiger in a second hand, 25 quidderswas euphoric when i realised they were my size
>>182381675You're absolutely deluded if your think the tories are antiwoke or pro-brexit.
Tories are just Labour
>>182381675don't know. haven't given a shit about any political party since the bnp, don't care about brexit either
>>182381697The NHS discharged me, as I said. I am not currently in receipt of any NHS services or bennies.
15 pounds and 50 pence
Sometimes think of a funny joke in my head but on the way out of my mouth it falls apart and I have to go to the toilet urgently
Remembering that anon who said he had an interview today. Hope he fucked it up lmao
>>182381745Oh sorry, I wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying. I've already made my mind up on you. You're unsolvable.
>>182381720remind me which party implemented the exit from the EU and the record mass importation of non-eu brown immigrants again
>>182381751one pint of oestrogenic obesity juice please barkeep
>>182381751Chips are for children.
>>182381751looks horrid
Never enjoyed ket.Like opiates but never done heroinCoke is shit, but never smoked crackWould like to do some pills again
Old catberg is so scared of obese catberg he has started pissing himself instead of going to the shitbox and risking a confrontation
Why are you so bitter?
>>182381839never done MDMA? missing out. best drug ever the first 2-3 times.
Would UK improve as a country if we got rid of universal credit?
>>182381796Brexit was a referendum which the elected party was held to, the constant change in leadership was a result of the tory elites handing brexit over to backbenchers who eventually gave up dealing with the hassle. Almost every Tory was pro-EU and you are an actually clueless fucking dolt.
>>182381862yep pills = mdma
Whatever happened to that anon who went for a walk?
feeling bloggy x
Imagine being a kid in 2050 and your dad plays this during a road triphttps://youtu.be/vcAp4nmTZCA
>>182381877gonna go on universal credit imbetween unis me
really disgusted at elon's twitter perpetuating hate by adding context to everythingit's irrelevant
>>182381877English Independence.
>>182381904won't have road trips in 2050 will we
>>182381919mental how leftypol's entire worldview depends on lies
>>182381919>his penisUm sweaty?
>>182381904oh yeah trap music in 2050 will become classic like deep purple funny innit
>expecting civilisation as we know it to survive to the 2050s
>>182381919they throw sissy punches. just ONE swift kick in the nuts
just up-ended myself
>>182381963Deep Purple is shit
>>182381919so how does this work (don't use twitter)
Need a gf so bad lads...
>>182382006Don't worry then
remember when jews tried to get richard spencer's mum to sell her house to them super cheap using slander and intimidation? something about jews is just "off" imo
>>182381887>well uh the tories handed it over to the tories who wanted to leave the EU. but the party wasnt eurospectic haha. fucking lol
>>182381915Go on UC and do nothing but get drunk everyday. Oxygen thieves.
road trips only exist in counties where 90% of space is a wasteland like australia or americadon't know why you'd start talking about them in /brit/ quite the headwobble that one
>>182382008can't tell if that's a cunt or a sack
>>182382028can only do it whilst i'm not enrolled at uni. but i need to support myself over 3 months inbetween
>>182382003Well I agree it's just what the boomers listen, it's a "classic tunes".
>>182382066>what is a job
mikey turned himself into an NFT
>>182382098who wants to hire anyone for 3 months?
>>182382019The tory party still wants to be in power obviously you stupid fucking cunt, it's just that no one want to be at the helm during Brexit. Boris was a joke before they trust the responsibility on him. Unbelievable who much of a spastic you are. Cameron resigned the moment the vote was called, the whole thing was a concession to anti-EU sentiment to placate them that blew up in their face. You were likely in primary school then though, so no wonder you haven't got a clue.
>>182381657Good point you're not actually welcome anywhere else.Carry on earning double only to end up with less disposable income please.
>>182382060It's a Johnny Sack.
Toilberg said he's proud of me.Do I go heart emoji or call him a poof?
Rorke getting dropped off alone in his mums Ford focus for prom night
>>182382114folc>what are summer jobs
>>182382114I would if they were skilled and competent
>>182382045That's bollocks. Road trips are much better when there is a high density of things to see. UK is a great place to have a road trip because every ten miles there is bound to be something of interest. What the fuck would a road trip in Aus look like? A month of driving through a hot, sandy desert. USA is big but at least there is a decent amount of things to see. Aus has fuck all.
>>182382140you don't seriously call it "prom night" do you
>>182382104he became his own bank
>>182382159Australia has that opera house and the big red rock
>>182382114>What is seasonal work?
>>182382140FOY
>>182382141like what?>>182382153yeah but i'm not, and wont be until i do my masters
>>182382118are you pretending there wasnt a significant eurosceptic element in the tory party pushing for the referendum now? just going to memorywipe all those senior tory MPs pushing for vote leave yeah?
>>182382140I asked my mum's friend to our Year 11 prom and she said yeswhen I showed up on the day wearing a suit she said she was 'obviously joking'have reviled women ever since
Rorke chuckling to himself when the captcha spells out a real word
might read 'how to win friends and influence people'
>>182382207like what are you joking lmao how underrage are you
just submitted all my job applications for my dole for the month right at the last minute before it was duewhy do i keep doing this to myself
>>182382225goyslop book
>>182382228'ri racismlad x
>>182382234people say it's goodwhat do you suggest instead
>>182382114NHS Professionals is always hiring temp workers
>>182382008Who is she?
>>182382207>yeah but i'm not, and wont be until i do my masterschucklesHope you got some experience, instead of I stayed to get a masters.Why the fuck are ppl calling a MSc a masters now?
>>182382210They were a minority, in the same way that the anti-EU elements in the labour party were a minority. The tories are just less ideological and will do anything to win elections.
>>182382225mumstein's got a copy of its evil twin, you know the one i mean, the art of the deal by donald trump
>>182382226i'm not underage, i'm a mature student, i've just never really done toil before. had a part time job in my early 20's for like 6 months but that's it
>>182382252start with the greeks
any gay man in
>>182382265bruh... really hope you're trolling because you have the awareness of the world like a child
would like to have dogberg in my room with me at night but the fact of the matter is, come what may, he WILL poo in here
>>182382215based MILF chaserwhat a cunt she was
>eating more>pooing moreis there some sort of connection here i’m missing
>>182381446imagine being this freakish
At least I'm in the upper half
>>182382253got a friend who worked as a nursing assistant and he had to wipe people's arses and shit like that. nah you're alright blud >>182382297i'm not trolling. i don't even have a cv
>>182382320billions of indians and chinese in the world and you're only in the top halfgrim
>>182382318gotta eat poo to make circulation
>>182382215omds
>>182381045Britain thunders out for communism.>>182381082The bourgeoisie are depraved freaks. During the fascist occupation of the USSR, the fascist Wehrmacht abducted Belarusian kids to act as blood donors.
>>182382215puttering
>>182382320blog on blunket
>>182382249alri not-racismlad
>>182382341Obviously not the world population you mong
>>182382320>>182382320Average is 35k innit which is 2300
>>182382320Population of the UK or of the world, because that's pretty shit if it's the UK
>>182382259such a minority that cameron had to make it a key point of his manifesto to appease the tory eurosceptics?just isn't adding up is it
fuck OFF already
Fancy driving Scotland's most haunted road at night. Who fancies a road trip?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A75_road
>>182382327I did admin assist work for them. Was easy as shit.
POWs are cowards. Stalin was right to refuse any deals to trade POWs. Meanwhile, Cucktin trades Gayzov prisoners for his rich friends.
>>182382352probably about as true as holocaust rollercoasters
gotten noticeably handsomer since i dropped a few kilosmight hit the clubs on the weekend and see if i can pull
Gf lost to drug dealer anon was this you?https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/barrys-bar-sheffield-police-issue-cctv-appeal-after-man-is-punched-in-the-face-at-pub-on-london-road-4103581
any aussies want to see the five nights at freddys movie with me
>>182382367I was obviously referring to the billions of chinese and indians in britain
>>182382409only thing you'll be pulling at the end of the night is your own little racist willy racismlad
Been going to Iceland for shopping every since I noticed a fit bird working there, always try to get her to serve me at the till but usually get called up by the granny or the polish blokeDreadful little simp that I am
Genuinely baffling that anyone would want to meet up with anyone from this FREAKSHOW of a general. I'm still howling from the time someone posted pictures of the /brit/ meet up here
>>182382409postie stopped calling me fatty boom boom recently
>>182382374>to appease the tory eurosceptics?voters, not mps
>>182382409blog on>>182382456done him
>>182382414yeah where abouts you at?>>182382456done me
Yes
>>182382458All poles here have been replace by Romanians, does he have a neck tattoo.
>>182382456hooting
>freakshowmentioned
How many tats (tattoos) you got?
>>182382411Yes that was me lol
>>182382118The black guy seems to be doing a better job than all of them.
Is he considered to be of normal build in a red state in the US?
3 hours until i can fuck off from toil
>>182382524KWAB
>>182382548ah so, Miyamoto-sensei *bows*
>>182382477alice springs
is racismlad supposed to be a fat guy or a twink? reports conflict
>>182382518Zero (0).
>>182382553sold many pairs of gay chinos, gay chino wanker?
>>182382553You work till 19:00? On a Friday? Wtf?
can someone help me find a video? does anyone else remember it? it was some australian reporter interviewing a super old creepy pedo guy. and the old nonce guy gets really agressive towards the reporter
>>182382580he's a 18 yo hairless freckled twink
>>182382607corrrrrrrr
>>182382553blog on
>>182382580he's a twink and i'd ravage his cute little behind
>>182382589He's an Imam
>>182382434I reckon you're lying because while Indians and Chinese are representative of the world population its blacks and pakis who you'd surely refer to in a UK sense to make your point, and billions is a choice word
corrr fucking lovely weather, cold beer in the garden this is the lifeee
>>182382374I've already adressed that point. He resigned the MOMENT IT CAME BACK YES.Clueless, utterly clueless. Give your head a good old wobble.
>>182382659get a job, you sperg
why do the words clockwise and anti clockwise have to exist? why can’t people just say left-right or right-left
>>182382659>not on pimms>or at worst proseccodo you even know how to drink in summer? only time a pint is acceptable is from a cask in a beer garden
>>182382584been golf clubs an shoes, moved to a golf shop>>182382589aye, 9:40 to 19:10
>>182382659toilberg off today this has been me all afternoon get in de liiid
>>182382580he's multiple people, always has been
>>182382679Literally just got home from work silly cunt, what’s your excuse for being on 4chan
>>182382682Symbolic language is always more appealing than basic language. Poetically man dwells.
Watching Malcolm In The Middle
its mad that even the most patriotic englishman isnt even 10 percent as patriotic as the least patriotic Scouser and you all hate us for it
Down to three cans lads haha might have to nip tot he shop lol
>>182382663not sure what your point is? cameron was clearly pro EU, but a significant part of his party wasn't. again, i circle back to the original question. which party implemented brexit and imported mass non-eu brown immigrants? a simple answer will do.
Ironic that Cameron could have been neutral during the referendum and he would still be PM
anyone ever had a cotoiler die?what was it like at the office after?
>>182382706what sort of nonce would drink either of those things alone?
>>182382721Had an assignment due today, so took the week off
>>182382682you can go right to left going over or underclockwise is always under
>>182382659living the life
>>182382728Watching it too. Malcolm and Stevie are playing a Sonic game right now.
>>182382649no mate when I said billions of chinese and indians I was clearly and obviously referring to the population in britain and no the global population
>>182382753wtf please delete this pic of me
>>182382729scousers are english
>>182382706Absolute girly faggot drinks not a surprise from a mong like yourself fuck off Diego you fat loser cunt
>>1823827355 out of 8 here, but did a few codeine as well,
>>182382765You're a liar and you been exposed by facts and logic
ever see a woman and just think 'damn, i wish she had an onlyfans'?
just received the news that billions must die
>>182382728have been slowly but surely cultivating a giantess fetish over the past few years
>>182382753What can I learn from a black woman?How to steal TV"s from the stores?
>>182382793>YOU ARE A LIAR AND YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY ON THIS SHIP
>>182382824Someone asked me why Sailor Moon didnt have any black girls and I said You really think a bunch of sistas gonna get all dressed up to fight crime instead of hitting the club and popping that p*ssy for a real nikka?:dahell:
was meant to go out later but i'm so tired lads might just get an early night
>>182382659raining here but shall indulge in the palest of lagers in a bit
>>182382819bizarre
>>182382771and swedes are bent. your national identity revolves around abba and being gay
>>182382824dieabeetus and that u don't need no manAlso I imagine what it feels like to have a very wet and sloppy pussyWhat it feels like to wear a wig/weaveHow to ignore STDsAlso how to live with an ape like nose
why is men losing their hair funny
>>182382182Turns outHe was the bank all along
testpoo
>>182382774cope on freakshow get som etaste
>>182382875Literally the purest of sun here my lad
>>182382883haha that's me done again
>>182382794bizarre. girls are gay
any woman hating man in
>>182382739It was a tactical placatory gesture to win an election during a time of anti-EU sentiment, once the referendum came back no, business could proceed as normal. Instead, it came back yes, the tory party is now HELD to this plan because of the nature of referenda. The parry spent years stalling and passing the buck to any number of useful idiots. Brexit does not spring from any desire on the behalf of the tory party.There is nothing more to be said, you're a sophist attempting to catch brexiteers with egg on their face for whatever reason.
>>182382794Not reallyAlso women like this are pretty but they don’t inflame me in a SEXOOO way
>>182382907realistically you wouldn't make a jug of pimms to drink alone, nor would you open a bottle of prosecco because it will go flat unless you drink the whole thing
cba waiting 15 to change flag
>>182382907maybe you're still a virgin because you're in the club sipping prosecco you bent freak
>>182382951gay
got chicken wings in the air fryer again lads aha what am i like x
>>182382746Me in two hours when the cute girl leaves
urge to say racial profanities
>>182382940yeah but most of my friends are women
walking up and down the main street of my quiet leafy green suburb and chinning old grannies left and right
>>182382951lmoa what you think u can finish a jug of pimms alone or a bottle of prosecco lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo>>182382972why would i order proseecco in a club mongo
>>182382988shame on that hip to waist ratio, bet the arse is flat as a board aswell
any wear shorts all year round man in
>>182383015everyone thinks old grannies are endearing and everything but you ever wonder if they find fit young men sexually attractive?
>>182383018i mean you can but making a jug of pimms and drinking it alone is profoundly sad
>>182383024'course the swede says nothing about the penis
prosecco is grim grim grimit's not even cheap
>>182383052how is it any sadder than any drinking alone? lmao
whats with virgins and thinking saying nigger is funny? over 12, its just sad. over 15, its weird.
when i was a kid my two best friends were a pair of twin girlsin retrospect i wish i didn't have to move away eventually so i could've had a threesome with them when we were older
rate the 'deal lads
>>182382907You literally have no idea how to operate like a normal human being
>>182383054done again, that's me off
>>182383033Banged a couple in my time, much more simple an ordeal
>>182382945nonsense. the tories had a massive anti-EU contingent ever since the UK joined the union. most if not all of the anti-eu sentiment was fueled by the tories. you are trying to whitewash the party and re-write history.
>>182383084fucked it ant i
>>182383078shut up nigga
>>182382399Why's that, can't accept fash are depraved animals?
diego asking some poor lass to watch his prosecco for him while he has a cheeky club poo cos he doesnt want it to get spiked
>>182383086how so?
>>182383108was this photo taken on a calculator?
>>182382977Dave having a pulsating vein like in an anime at this post
>>182383127naa but your mums weight was. #hollyweird
>>182383127i wanted the picture like that
>>182383122You’re a complete Virgin loser with zero social life?
New>>182383163
The thing with anticommunists is that they absolutely loathe the working class with a furious animal hatred and will of course never accept that we can overthrow the bourgeoisie, and live better without them. One of the best motivations to be a communist is to prove them wrong and to stamp on their necks as they've grown used to doing for centuries.
>>182383118bizarre post>>182383174ye in 2023wasn't always like thatWell virginity was but not the zero social life bit
>>182383033I get told "youre like a son to me" by girls 2-3 year older how am I gonna bang someone 20-30 years older.
>>182383176>>182383176>>182383176non single linked new
>>182383076there's a difference between cracking open a beer and making a jug of pimms to drink alone. if you don't see how there's no hope for you lol. socially clueless spaz.
>>182383209>noo you have to always drink the same thing even in summer when weather is far better for pimms, also god help you if you put any effort into whjat you drink you must always drink the same shitgrow up, honestly.
