Old thread edish
as the sole GERMANIC WHITE MAN in this general, I claim ownership of the browns within this thread, meaning all of (you). you may kiss my perfectly white feet only ONCE, for I do not tolerate prolongated contact with feces skin. let it be a reminder for your eternal inferiority as a feces skin sissy.
>>182369009Damn that goes way back. Wasn't here at that time yet
>>182369272Ciao Gironde, sei impegnatissimo anche oggi oppure sei più tranquillo?
Eating breakfast in the hotel. The coffee is so fucking shit and all the people look like homeless alcoholics. I like the authenticity. I have to reiterate how much that coffee is bad.>>182369298Ciao Venetabro! Ieri era l'ultimo des 4 viaggi di lavoro che avevo per questo mese quindi sono tranquillo per un attimo. Oggì ritorno a casa quindi sarà un giorno nel treno pero vabbè. E tu come stai?
>>182369494Did you choose terrible accomodation to pocket the saved money?
>>182369494Ah ottimo, è stato un mese piuttosto impegnativo no?Io oggi c'ho l'ultimo esame di questo semestre, ne ho fatti tre in tre giorni perché il primo giugno devo iniziare a lavorare
>>182369557You know too much. I can't let you go...
Good morning, /med/.
>>182369727Was the girl ok from the start or did you have to convince her?Also>ahah let's take just one room with a double bed ahah
>>182369622>è stato un mese piuttosto impegnativo no?Si moltissimo. Ho ancora alcuni progetti di finire ma ora è più un lavoro di ufficio quindi tranquillo. Non ho più seminari da organizzare or incontri professionali.>Io oggi c'ho l'ultimo esame di questo semestre,In bocca a luppo! Hai fatto numerosi esami, no? Abbiamo un impagnativo mese di maggio tutti i due.Dove vai a lavorare?
The fact that Gironde speaks better Italian than me greatly annoys me.
>>182369494How much stuff have you taken from the hotel? I'll make a quick checklist in case you forgot anything:>tiny soaps>tea/coffee/sugar/milk packets>towels>glassware>free breakfast food items (tiny jam packets and sauces)>cutlery
>>182369796Morning!>>182369828Yeah she was, it's kind of an open secret in our office at that point. I remember a business trip where our lunch was taken care of but my boss brought us to a store to buy some shitty cheap sandwiches so we could trigger our company lunch package.>ahah let's take just one room with a double bed ahahKek. Ironically she was the one doing these kind of jokes. She's got a beauf inside of her. I brought her to my room and she told me shit like "I hope you're not planning anything bad in there hmm". When I looked tired after work yesterday she told me "want me to show you my tits to wake you up?". But that's because we got a good relationship even outside work, we went climbing a few times together. If she was a dude, she would have been sent to HR fast.
>>182370238>cutleryThe only way to obtain a knife in the UKFor me it's the mini soaps
>>182370295Most svffering Bordelais
>>182370116You studied italian too? I like practicing with the italianons here.>>182370238Honestly I was a bit letdown by the lack of stealable items in the room. I always get the coffee, milk packets, jam etc. but there was nothing in this hotel. And I used to soap...>>182370326I do suffer because she's not my type at all. But she's nice and gives me advice for the office qt, she noticed I like her.
>>182370116It's okay, Gironde speaks better Italian than me too.>>182370298For me, the tiny sachets of tea and the tiny cups of milk. I could drink thousands of those little things.
>>182369009Cute. That wasn’t me btw, I only posted the booba.And why did I wake up with my hand like this? Am I going to die?
>>182370471Yes, my Erasmus was shorter and I did not spend so much time with italoidsHad a little class before going, the one during Erasmus was trash (they put me in a level when I had 100% at the exam), and when I came back there was no classes at uni, sad!>>182370471Describe herWomen notice everything but I guess it's not hard to follow the spaghetti>>182370492You know what they say about going to bed with an itchy ass
>>182370515Good for playing piano (I don’t know how to play piano).
>>182370492Did you kill someone in your sleep? Or did you touch something rusty?
>>182370576It simply doesn’t come off, it’s skin deep.>>182370560KEK
>>182370492You know how some babies are born blonde but become brown-haired over time? Well, sometimes Portuguese people take a while for their true heritage to start showing through.>>182369009Did not start posting in /med/ this early, but I remember that girl at the bottom being posted in every thread (I wanted to sniff and kiss her).
>Wanted to work for once because deadline>environment is down
>>182370649Last girl posting was literally me, NigelStill have her on my external hd
Also note the /med/ playlist when>>182370649You may recognize the Corsican gf under the Portuguese cat picture
>>182370560>Erasmus was shorter and I did not spend so much time with italoids That makes sense, spending time with italoids is what helped me best when I worked there and I studied it since highschool so I had much more time to practice. Honestly my level is kinda shit compared to how long I've been in italian class.>Describe her It's rude to say that but she's not that pretty. She's nice but even personality wise it wouldn't work.Also if she notices it means the office qt noticed.
>>182370794>Also if she notices it means the office qt noticed.Not necessarily i'd saySome people conclude over little cluesBut yeah probably, it's like how they smell virginity and autism
>>182370695>Last girl posting was literally me, NigelYou are very cute.>>182370726>You may recognize the Corsican gf under the Portuguese cat pictureYes of course, and Irene too. But elf-like girl with Hungarian flag colours was my favourite.
>>182370916>But elf-like girl with Hungarian flag colours was my favourite.You mean the Mexican girl at the end of the thread ? KekAlso I said she was not literally me but the posting was literally meYou would have to fight me to do more than sniff her
>>182371037>You mean the Mexican girl at the end of the thread ? KekI did not find out until much later that she wasn't Hungarian. I always assumed she was because of her shirt, and now I can't unmagyarise her in my mind.>You would have to fight me to do more than sniff herAre you saying you've claimed her? If you don't post her for more than 30 days, I think she should become public property.
>>182371159Get rekt m8
>>182371317Get back, scum!The missus go to Imhotep. Alive and unspoiled.
Good morning /med/. Hate to have lore to discuss but nobody to do it with.
Relax frens, there's enough for everyone
>>182371462They seem meh though ever, cheerleader effect>>182371452Just babble about it and people may respond to specific postThis is what I do with genealogy
>>182371524>seem meh though ever,I can't believe my ears.>>182371452Hello Maltabro, lore about what?
>>182371524Eh, maybe.>>182371843Chivalry II. I was pondering a certain dilemma regarding it last night.
>>182371903Well, both games actually.
>>182369009Good day med Nice to see old threads being archived and posted here, I wonder where I joined the general but I doubt it was by this time already. Must have been end of 2020 early 2021
The doctor at work is dumbfounded by my BLACK BVLL hand. Seems I’m really going to die.
>>182372544According to the name of the rose, you tried to acquire a forbidden book
>>182372564Good book, and good movie for the SEXO scenes.
>>182372243It is bittersweet.
>>182372243Hello. Yeah I arrived at the same time.Funny how bretanon, you and me arrived at the same time.
>>182373130What makes you say that ?>>182373197We were bound to arrive here
>>182373130>no boringposter nor americanetteVghhhh
>>182373214But there was P*ulin
>>182373197I remember when /med/ felt like /fr/ + friends for a while.>>182373211I want to go back. Way back.
>>182373240He was hardly ever here desuAlso refrain from mentioning him
>>182373240He literally replied last week to Brune's hiking pic thinking it was Breizhanon
>>182373240Also I doubt he was there at the time, that's much later
That landscape makes me want to wooolk>>182373211Yeah it was fate>>182373267>/fr/ + friendsKek that's true, I remember that. It was during summer I recall.
>>182373891Inappropriate clothing but appropriate body for licking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3guQx14If8&pp=ygUUcmF5ZGFyIHRoZSBnYXRoZXJpbmc%3D>>182373910I don't remember. Eventually Italian posters sort of balanced stuff out. I think it makes a bit of sense that the general would have a Franco-Italian basis especially given that the general is predominantly Southern European.>>182374022Inappropriate for public settings. Highly appropriate for the bedroom. >>182373952"Close the gate"?
>>182374117Exactly.Yeah, close the gate because of herds
>>182374151Well that gate looks kind of useless there when you can just go around it.
>>182374208I'm assuming it is a surviving bit from a now gone fence.
It doe be lik dat
>>182373952Beware of the patou
>>182374661Some doggers were determined to not let me pass at some pointAlso was careful with some cows
>>182374434I know right, why don't they pick kissless virgins who're nearing 30 years old, it's really beyond me
>>182374699Uhoh, someone feels targeted
>>182373891Meu Deus que corpo tão apetecível AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>182369494How bad is the coffee?Like diarrhea inducing black swill?>>182370666The universe doesn't want you to work.>>182370794If she offered to show you her tits, surely they must be big enough.>>182370842>virginityWizardry.
>>182375860>Like diarrhea inducing black swill? Yep exactly that. And bad enough that it doesn't even taste like coffee. I was honestly surprised because it's rare to see that kind of fuckup>surely they must be big enough. True but I'd rather not honestly.
Sorry maltanon for not having the time to discuss chiv lore, it would result in several wall of text posts and I can’t spend time for that during work…>team all go have lunch together>keep rejecting them>they keep inviting me>they moan I never goOnce in a blue moon is fine, but EVERY Friday? Reeeeee
Anyway, how is the exercise going, maltanon?
>>182378703Remind me what do you do if you don't go with themHome?More work?Sexing one of your outrageously attractive female coworker?
>>182378703It's fine. I understand. >Once in a blue moon is fine, but EVERY Friday?Surely they'd give up eventually?>>182378885Well, on a halt. I haven't started back yet since I recovered from that flu.
>>182378980Home to have lunch with wife.>outrageously attractive Those are Gironde’s, mine are only really sexy and cute.
>>182379076Maybe they will, eventually.You have to get back, it’s a good time waster and mind clearer.
>>182379091>lunch with wifeVghhh>Those are GirondeNot sure about that. Idk.
>>182379141I'll try, I'll just say that.Also, not looking to open a discussion on this lore related stuff since I know you're busy but I just have to ask that have you noticed that the Agathian kings of house Argon are both referred to by their surname? It's weird. I wonder what's the reason behind it. Everyone's shouting "Argon" but that's like shouting "Winsor" to refer to Charles. i don't know if this is some writers' fuck up or something to be cleared later on.
>>182379523I think it’s just the way of referring them, not by name, but by dinasty. To give more credence and power to the house, maybe?
>>182379715But they still have regnal numbers attached to the name like it was their first name; you've got Argon the first/ Argon I and Argon II. And Argon I does have a first name. Alfonso. It is mentioned in wikis and in a manual for the first game. And of course there's other characters from the family that are mentioned.(This gave me a bit of a fright because my copy didn't have one and I thought that my copy of the game wasn't shipped with one or something but I think it was just a digital thing from what I've seen)
>>182378366The photograph died right after taking this pic
>>182380239Yeah, it’s unusual, but like I said, it reinforces the house name. The name of the ruler doesn’t matter, as long as it’s “Argon”.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNTU DU DU DUDU DU DU DU DU
>>182380518I have to disagree. They worship Feydrid - who is not an Argon - as a saint. If I recall correctly, Feydrid was made the steward king because they refused to have Danum, Alfonso's nephew and an Argon, as the king. I could be mistaken though. Alright, enough. Sorry.>>182380644I can hear this post.
>>182380644Are you soon to be free ?
>>182380780By "they" I mean the nobility.
>>182380834It's the deadline that is creeping on usMight stay later or find some good talkie talk to avoid exposing of my slacking>>182380780Based
Board is fast but /med/ is asleep.
>leave Paris in normal weather and temperature>arrive in Bordeaux and open the doors to summer hellscapeOk, pants days are over, it's shorts time now>>182381556>It's the deadline that is creeping on usKinda fucked of bossman to pull that one just before the weekend>>182379297>Not sure about that. Idk.Mine are just qts like the name imply. Not outrageously beautiful but all educated which is a big one
>>182384427It's 19c where I am and I'm sweating like a pregnant nunPS. Do you lads have laughing policemen in your /cunts/ ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhDKnRSMAwQ
>>182380780Valid point, but that one is seen as a saint first, ruler second.I also might be spending two weeks in fucking BUGLAND next month. Fuck me.
good afternoon frens
>>182384427>mfw went to Paris on one of the first day of good sun>mfw all those crop topsCLINICALLYthe deadline is next week but considering Monday off, it's pretty much now, then it will be really tense
Done my exam, I'm done vghhhhI've got to start work on Wednesday thoughevertheless
>>182380834Two days of respite before the toil begin anew.
>>182384547Hello Blake! 28°C here and I'm melting.>>182385435>crop tops Fuck I saw them too VGHSummer dresses are out and short shorts too
LITERALLY INSANE>bugland>filled with bugmen >and bugwomen (VGH)>two weeksI will either gain a qt bug for my future harem, die of dysentery or die in a traffic/freak accident.
Lots of chiggens in various places but i only took that picSome were fabulous
I fucking love rhubarb pie so fucking much.>>182385610Ottimo lavoro! Ora hai meritato ripose per questo fine settimana
>>182385144It doesn't sit right with me. I feel that this is an over-complication for the weird regnal naming. Still, yes, the Argon family is indeed a very respected one. This technically isn't really lore kek. I went through the Discord a bit and saw just two instances a long time ago of people asking about this. Saw someone say the Agathians are so stupid that they can't get their naming right and that Argon II might be called Argon Argon kek.>BUGLANDChina?>>182385610Nice.>>182385185Good afternoon.
>>182386392Wait, THE Bugland? Daamn that's lucky!Will you learn the language? Will you post with a chinese flag?
>>182386591>Argon ArgonKEKAnother reason for dethroning them.>>182386598Yes, the bugland, home of chinesium.No, I won’t learn the language (I’ll have to ask wife how to say some keywords) and I won’t post with a Chinese flag, that’s only possible with a 4chanpass. I’ll get a vpn or something.The work will be teaching them how to work, basically. It’s a factory that does stuff for us and the product is coming incredibly wonky.The team will be a quality guy (already chosen) and someone from the engineering team. The two choices (basically the guys in the project that deal with production) are me and another guy, but he’s getting married in June, so it seems I won’t be able to escape this.
>>182386936It is a bit of a mystery on who that guy is, but in-game stuff seems to point at him being the son of Argon I. Perhaps he's also Alfonso, but the game, funnily enough, doesn't name him.>It’s a factory that does stuff for us and the product is coming incredibly wonky.>ChinaOh that's surprising.
>>182387141>would you like to go to Sweden?>what about China?It's a conspiracy.It's a company filled with very high tech japanese machinery, with the best european standards, and both us and the japs are scratching our heads as to why the product is coming to europe retarded.I say the problem is not the jap tech or european engineers, but something else. What might it be, I wonder... Surely not the chinese, those industrious and rule abiding gentlemen, keen on delivering everything up to spec and not trying to deceive everyone at every opportunity!
>>182387346>It's a conspiracy.Somehow they need to send you somewhere, even if for just 2 weeks. >Surely not the chinese, those industrious and rule abiding gentlemen, keen on delivering everything up to spec and not trying to deceive everyone at every opportunity!Indeed. It is not like the label "Made in China" is a meme or anything.
>>182387511I just want to be in my little corner.>Made in China labelYou can be sure it's a product of the utmost quality and craftmanship.
>>182386399Look at this nigga, breizho-kun!
Should I have pspspsps'd them?An opinion from Catnigga would be much appreciated
>>182387776It's Brune thougheverHe cute
>>182387875PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS>>182387987Where are you exploring?
>>182386936>>182387346Looks like a huge opportunity Portubro! You'll have to delve into this issue and investigate like a detective in a foreign land. Political tension, industrial spies and corruption? What will you uncover and how far are yoy willing to go?>>182387875I would have pspspsd yeah. Btw where are you hiking? Seems like a nice place
>"Today I saw a Mason guy with a Tenosian girlfirend. VGH the North has fallen. TTD.">>182387680Look on the bright side, these 2 weeks might break the spell.>>182388110>You'll have to delve into this issue and investigate like a detective in a foreign land. Political tension, industrial spies and corruption? What will you uncover and how far are yoy willing to go?Oh fuck.
>>182388022>>182388110Not currently hiking, just posting pics I took during holidaysLe ocAs I don't browse while in holidaysLet's say I was not so far from Moselle
>>182388110>What will you uncover and how far are yoy willing to go?That depends entirely on the quality of the office qts there.And it's not certain, only a 95% probability.>>182388177Tenosian girls are made for SEX and MARRIAGE.>break the spellLet's hope.>>182388217>moselle and brune almost touched ppsWhy didn't you give him a call in /med/? He's be delighted to take that one call.
>go to China>this is the factpry's receptionist>she has the meet and greet package to show me the place aroundAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>182388359Buying ChineseYikest of yikes fr fr
What would you choose between these 4 for a med meetup ? >>182387875They look both cute and fierce
>>1823886582 or 3. 2 I know for a fact that it is quite fun (Europa Park, been there), although the masses of people can be distraughting.
>>182388658Both? Look betterA big meet up with park then food then comfy (not in one day)
>>182388217>Let's say I was not so far from MoselleHm good to know. Moselle and Alsace must have some kino trails>>182388359Vgggh. Despite meds racism against chinks, I like them
>>182388658Easily Europa Park, then we could head to Strasbourg and have fun there
>>182389225I just like the hourglass shape with good hips and butt, and most asians have zero hips and but, while looking like rectangles. The ones that are hourglass shaped are cute.
>>182388832I've been twice, I love the Portuguese quarter with Atlantica Supersplash.>>182389215Oh yeah I missed the third kitty, and his eyes are blocked by the vegetation. I love kots.As for the food, Les Grands Buffets looks like the perfect food place for a med meetup, big variety and excellent quality.
>>182388359I try to always stand against racism but Asians are my weakness
>>182388217Must be Alsace or Champagne, no one ever hikes here kek
>>182389312I liked it too, but I preferred the greek and russian quarters. The greek one was pure SOVL, and the russian one had the amazing Blue Fire rollercoaster.Also, the norse quarter with the wooden rollercoaster was very nice.Worst quarters were the german, excep the river ride, and the Benelux one.
>>182389506Yeah there's nothing to do in German quarter, you'd think they would do something big for it because it's in Germany, same for the Spanish one when there is so much potential. I hope they didn't tarnish Russian quarter because of the war.Greek is kino I agree, also the Swiss one.
Ate a bunch of qassatat.>>182388264I like the Tenosians desu. Sure, they're not iconic like the other two factions and compared to them, they lack in customisations and lore but I always like anything with Eastern aesthetics and their story is still interesting nonetheless.>>182388359Eh.>>182388658Bottom left.
>>182389563>nothing to do in the germ quarterWell, you have the hyped up mercedes rollercoaster, which is pure cancer kekThe swiss quarter is really cute, I agree.>russian quarter>best rollercoaster>space station>sleigh ride for the kidsKINOSpain only has kiddy stuff I think.>>182389588Basednosians were a good addition to the game. I still prefer my crimson fellas though.
>>182389872I think every quarter deserves at least a rollercoaster or a flagship attraction, it's not fair that some quarters have 2 or 3 good ones and some have none.Also they should make an Eastern Europe quarter.
Scran it or redeem it?
>>182389959Yes, the slavs and balkanites are lacking a quarter.Even Iceland has an attraction, why doesn't Poland or Romania get any?
>>182390002Looks edible but needs some bread to go with it.
>>182390024Gypsies stole it
>>182389312>>182389506I've been once and I can't remember much, just that I liked it. Maybe it's time to go back with medfrens. >>182389310I like slim and flat girls so I like them>>182389363I'm the opposite. I hold a healthy dose of racism against everyone but Asians are my weakness, they're just too based.
>>182390002Stupid breizho-chef, stealing half of my sauce reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>182390048See top right, there was full basket
>>182389975Based, what are you gonna eat ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ukb6LwpWLA>>182390024So much potential for a Romanian one based on Dracula for Halloween
>>182390067You're doing it on purpose now
>>182390002I'd eat anything you cook because it's always good
>>182390128Everything, of course <3By the way, hello everyone
>>182390142kekI'd eat it, looks delicious. What kind of fish is it?
>>182389872>Basednosians were a good addition to the gameYep, and it is not like they were shoehorned into the game out of nowhere. Lore-wise, they've been around since the first game and there's even one map situated on their continent. I didn't know that because I didn't pay attention to the lore back then, unfortunately. (pic related is from the aforementioned manual; would be pissed off if I discovered that it was indeed printed and I was not given a copy with my copy of the game kek but I checked for used on-sale listings on ebay for the game and when they are showing stuff like the CD and such there's only the same pamphlet that I got plus no photos elsewhere of any actual book.)> I still prefer my crimson fellas though.Eh, I don't know. They don't really present themselves as a good alternative to the Agathians. >>182390002Would not east. Sorry, it is not you, but me.
>>182390233I would go there if it wasn't in the opposite side of the country, also you need to reserve several months in advance VGH.
>>182390234Rascasse, probably red one according to internet so not exactly pic related
>>182390408I did not cook it and frankly it was not the thing I liked mostBut I like to try things
>>182390495>But I like to try thingsI'm the opposite.
>>182390727Not sure if like is the best word, I tend to play same games and stuff.But I'm curiousAlso at home I mostly eat pastaBut in restaurantLike what if I'm missing on delicious food because I never try it Yikes
>>182390815>Like what if I'm missing on delicious food because I never try it Based, I do the same. I'll always pick the weird as fuck option if there is.If not, the one with the most cheese.
>>182390815>Like what if I'm missing on delicious food because I never try itI don't feel it at all kek.
>>182391207You're cheating though as you already have pastiz imqaret and mum cooking
>vatnigga accepting his death at the hands of cute little chiggenz
>>182391587Happy independence DayTotal zigger death
>>182391587Good evening>>182391593So that's what it feels like if I were covered in kebabs
>>182391734>being covered in kebabsA man can dream.
>>182390408Finally got the pdf. It is hidden in the archives. Yeah the text is selectable, these aren't scans. This at least is the digital version anyway.>>182391523But that's irrelevant to trying out new food.
>>182391700>>182391734thank you bros
>>182391789Georgia bro, how are you dealing with all the russian immigrants?>>182391860AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>182391782You have less incentive to search for good stuff thoughImqaret... Vgh... Never liked datte but in this form it's a delish
>>182391782Though some of the lore is outdated. The map, for starters, has been modified since then.>>182392062I guess..... Speaking of Imqaret, it has been quite a while since I've had them.
>>182392046I occasionally hear Russian speech when I go out, personally, that's about it.The situation is calm but tense.
>>182392179Have one for meWhen I tried it I was thinking, meh, araboids go crazy for dattes, imqaret is cheap also, it must be badThen I was SHOCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvztitWqjYJust saw they finally found the Johnny Bravo DBZ request that was a lost media for 20 years.
>>182392290Ours tend to be bigger than theirs, I think.
>>182392179The thing I dislike, but actually adds a bit of mystique, to Chiv lore, is that it tends to be written and rewritten, so you might fall into a few plot holes and stuff like that. Lore is not the main thing about the series.
>>182392409Date filled fried flour pillows?
>>182386591Good afternoon Maltafren>>182390233Hello Polefren>>182391587Good evening
This week was very difficult, but I tried my best and did not cry or quit my job.Next week, I will attempt to do the same thing.
>>182392575Lain!As you probably read, I might go to China. Want me to bring you some chubby cute asians?
>>182392600I'm proud of you, Felinegro.It's harder at the start.Please accept this picture of cats. >>182387875
hello! I will be getting my Portuguese citizenship in a couple of months.
>>182392600I am very proud of you, fren.
>>182392656Portufren!Good luck.>Want me to bring you some chubby cute asians?HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!
>>182392676Also happy for you. But whatever you do, please don't buy our houses at extremely inflated prices.>>182392726Okay. Asians are petite, so I might be able to stuff one or two in my bags.
>>182385610Congrats for that, and working will be good for you when you get paid, so it's not bad.
>>182392600As gman said, it will get easier over time, good job Catnigga I always believed in you.
>>182392801No, I won't. I'm a poorfag.
>>182392478>The thing I dislike, but actually adds a bit of mystique, to Chiv lore, is that it tends to be written and rewritten, so you might fall into a few plot holes and stuff like that.Yes. This explains Danum Argon not appearing in Chiv II's lore section and also somewhat the name issue. In Chiv II's lore only mentions 3 Argons, the kings and Soree Argon. Then there's the map and surely other stuff as well which have been altered.>Lore is not the main thing about the series.Yeah but I feel like they're giving it more attention on the second game.>>182392524Aptly described.>>182392600Good job fren.
>>182392923>>182392908>>182392708Buona grazie amici. I still do not want to do this job for a long time, but I will try to last as long as possible. Just got back from the vet with my cat and she gained 250g and is healing well, so I think I can finally relax tonight.>>182392662>>182387875Reminds me of wild lions hunting in the savannah. I always make a noise whenever I see cats, but I don't know how to type it.Bet those cats are expert bird serial killers, they look tough.
>>182393187>Just got back from the vet with my cat and she gained 250g and is healing well, so I think I can finally relax tonight.More great news.
I ate a bit too much. My stomach feels stuffed. Those damn mushy peas qassatat are so damn good damn it.
>>182393187This might seem awkward, but the wife is asking when is your birthday (I couldn't answer her because I honestly forgot, a thousand apologies).Also great news for her! You must spoil her with delicious food now.
>>182393187You saw the three of them, unlike Moselle right?To me it looks like the two on the left are a couple with the dude in front saying dw dear I'm keeping an eye on this mysterious individual
>>182393813>You saw the three of them, unlike Moselle right?Yes, my eyesight is uncompromised (Moselle would have been caught off guard and sniffed by the one on the right).>>182393250Yeah, I've been to the vet 3 times just this week alone, it's nice to finally relax and not have to see them again for 7 more days. Going to work and then immediately visiting the vet afterwards made it feel like my days were just evaporating into thin air.>>182393489Huh, did not know your wife worked for the Portuguese FBI. It's the 7th of January, but please do not tell anyone else in this thread.>Also great news for her! You must spoil her with delicious food now.She only eats the most expensive food in the store, it's literally and figuratively impossible not to spoil her on a daily basis.
>>182394229That's right, you're very slightly more boomer than me, I remember now.She wanted to know your horoscope sign to check if it aligned (translation: do girly things) with your comments and general way of loking at things. It did not align with her expectations, because a capricorn is not supposed to love to eat a lot or love to procrastinate. Jokes on her, I'm just like that too, eh.>only the most expensive foodI dod that too, the wallet gets hurt, but my heart gets filled with love and the kots love it.
>>182394229Unfortunately the way things coincided together with the cat and the job were not favourable for you but hopefully things will get better.
>>182394532>She wanted to know your horoscope sign to check if it aligned (translation: do girly things) with your comments and general way of loking at things. It did not align with her expectations, because a capricorn is not supposed to love to eat a lot or love to procrastinate.I defy fate. The stars may dictate the path of lesser men, but I refuse to dance to their whims.
>>182394229>(Moselle would have been caught off guard and sniffed by the one on the right).And I would have liked it
>>182391370Ok, I still would... But her body looks like it could store my cum at -196 °C
>>182394879Some people are defined by the age they live in and some people define the age.
>>182395381What do you mean by that fren ?
>>182395445Fridge body I guess, I do not condone objectification of course.
>>182395515Oh I get it now
RateThere is an egg
>>182394648Catnigga>give me your easiest battles, JesusJesus>what about waging, a sick cat and lack of cute feet to sniff?Catnigga, crying>what the fuck>>182394879Incredible insight, catnigga.
>>182396614I need someone to make the edit with gusic kek
>>182395905That egg looks like burrata.7/10>>182394532I'm capricorn and I love to eat and procrastinate
I'm getting lightheaded after 2 glasses of sparkling wine, wtf>>182395905Looks pretty good!
>>182395905WHAT IS THAT
>>182396930A 13€ pizzaI svfferWas full after
>>182396176All I ever wanted was an easy life, plenty of money, and beautiful women to satisy all of my sexual whims whenever I desire. Instead, I got whatever the fuck this is.>>182395905Was the egg dropped on it by mistake?>>182395410I'm defining this age as the "suffering era".
>>182397223It looks so wrong.
>>182397296The egg is under the cheese/cream thoughbeit
Yesterday I said that I wouldn't redeem free games on ESG if I already have on Steam but I lied because I'm going through my ESG library and I saw games that I got on Steam kek.
>>182397540I'm no longer able to see the word "redeem" without thinking of Indians anymore.
TOP 3 CRINGE MOMENTS OF YOU LIFE???Number 1>arguing with friends about celebrity deaths>say that Her's band members car accident is sadder than Avicii's OD/suicide and that OD is kind of a "deserved" and pussy death caused by irresponsible lifestyle>female friend stops me and reveals that her brother died of accidental OD in exactly the same situation>long silenceNumber 2>drunk at a party>arguing and agreeing with other dudes that the N word is alright to say just not as an insult>black female friend was in the room>storms out and talks with other people for the whole evening>probably got blacklisted by that group of friend, don't see them much anymore>never apologised to this dayNumber 3>on my birthday>female best friend doesn't want to get kebab in nafri area because she doesn't feel comfortable>childhood bestfriend chimes in and says she's a fucking racist>group starts tearing eachother apart>birthday ruined>actually the only one I'm not at faultBONUS ROUND>highschool trip in Italy >need to wank it out of necessity>pornhub on the phone in the bathroom, matter resolved>at lunch that evening in the hotel with all my class>give phone to best friend for him to look something up>turns out I didn't close the pornhub window>gives the phone back to me open on a close up of a two lesbians licking each other>"oops mate, might wanna close that up"These events taught me to always avoid certain topics when drunk, never give my phone away and try to learn more about my friends traumas so I don't accidentally joke about it. Oh and never give your phone to someone else.
>tfw you imagine some event where you could be with a qt and invite her to dance and sheit>tfw can't dance>tfw can hardly talk properly
>>182392600keep going.i hit rock bottom as of late.lost all hope in everything.ended up cutting a lot of people from my life but im about to unjust myself big time (going from 0) if i play my cards right i might be gettig secure paying jobs. plus its only in trialing times you see what your made off,like i realized im way to nice to people sometimes and i needed to cut bad influences. also cry if you must but always alone
>>182395905very well done
>>182392600Based, I don't know if it's because I've had a few drinks but your post hits especially hard Catfren.I'm proud of you and that's the only thing any of us can do sometimes, just keep going.You're a cool guy.
>>182398045Nigga it's hard enough to stop those intrusive thoughtsI try to manage like thatMaking progress
>>182398048You can dance without knowing how to dance, it's just about being authentic and genuine and not giving a fuck. It can be very appealing.Same for the talking thing.You're a funny guy in writing, got a sharp wit and sense of humor. If you let that surface in discussions you might have the same success.I'm socially retarded and often say dumb shit that people laugh hard at despite myself and they seem to genuinely appreciate that. Our autism can be useful and one day a qt will learn to appreciate yours
>>182398095Muy obrigado, Esteban. We are partners in suffering these days, I hope you're able to claw yourself out of the pit of despair and immediately fall into the pit of sex and money.>>182398045I don't even like thinking about my greatest cringes, let alone typing them out. I remember you talking about #3 though, but I can't remember whose side you picked.>two lesbians licking each otherWell, at least he knows you have good taste.
>>182398607>Muy obrigado, Esteban. We are partners in suffering these days, we are. my thoughts and prayers are with you>I hope you're able to claw yourself out of the pit of despair and immediately fall into the pit of sex and money.dude some things happened in this past two days and i have a chance of unironically making it big in life. im terrified imgonna fuck it up but in the meantime i will suffer a lot.
>>182398375Yeah we're not perfect, it's all about accepting it and moving on. Fuck the intrusive thoughts>>182398607Typing them out can be therapeutic in a way. It's like excorcising the thoughts. During #3, I didn't take a side officially but I clearly supported the first friend, I left with her. My childhood friend threw racism accusations out of nowhere, being a virtue signalling academic idiot. I felt very let down by her actions but I know she's not a bad person and everyone can fuck up, just like I did in those cringe situations.>at least he knows you have good taste.hehe thanks and true
>>182397721Did you manage to deal with the stinky Indian employee ?
>>182398045I work on forgetting them for a reason.
>>182399223Apart from being stinky, he's actually kind of a cool guy. He helped me with some problems I had today, and he has a cousin or sister or something who's really hot. I'm not really sure what their relation is, it wasn't explained when she came to say hi.>>182399147>I felt very let down by her actions but I know she's not a bad person and everyone can fuck up, just like I did in those cringe situations.Did you ever discuss it with her afterwards? Did she ever apologise to the other friend?>>182398984>dude some things happened in this past two days and i have a chance of unironically making it big in life.Based, can't wait until I see your face on billboards.
>>182398601The problem is more aboutBeing in a situation where people dance as I'm not socialThen daring to invite someoneBeside it has to be someone I know, but who the fuck do things with me irlThen I could just move my knees awkwardly>>182399260The good thing is that people forgot
>tfw some ancestor worked for the law department of some tax collector state company (before french revolution)
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>>182399595Like a hypothetical situation?The only thing that would help in that situation is just. Not. Thinking.Don't think just act. Inviting someone to dance, actually dancing, it's all about feeling and doing your best about not thinking how cringe you're doing it. Once you're actually doing the things, it feels less cringe, more natural.I don't know if I'm on the right issue but it's what helps me.In time I actually learnt to like dancing, I don't know anything about it, I just like it. I like to watch the dance threads on /wsg/ and take some move inspiration.>>/wsg/5105387
>>182399595>but who the fuck do things with me irlforgot to reply to that.But maybe office parties if they do that? Acquaintances of acquaintances. As soon as you see an opportunity, jump on it, even if you know nobody. Most of the times it'll be shit but you might meet some cool people.>Then I could just move my knees awkwardlyunironically a good first instinct. A lot of people who don't know how to dance forget to focus on leg movement
Metz just a won a decisive win in the second division and Bordeaux lost, we're in a favorable position to step up to the first division again.>>182399576Would you risk being his friend for having a chance to talk to her ?
>>182398231>You're a cool guy.Thanks, but I'm only cool online. In real life, I am meek and timid, like a fat autistic mouse.I guess one good thing about being employed is that I'm too scared and stressed to eat anything during the day except water and mints, so I expect to lose some weight. People asked why I didn't eat at lunch, so I lied and told them I was doing OMAD.>>182399740>before french revolutionDid he survive?
>>182400390He died about ten years before.Can't find when he stopped working
>>182400390things will get better dont worry, also you being this nervous wont last forever just so you know
>>182400344>Would you risk being his friend for having a chance to talk to her ?No, she's way out of my league and I'm too scared to talk to girls about anything except work-related queries or idle NPC chatter if they are uncomfortable with silence in the room (I don't mind it though).>>182400481Did you find any foreign ancestors yet, or is just French all the way down?
>>182399576>Did she ever apologise to the other friend?No she was very unapologetic.I didn't talk to her about it, water under the bridge. I don't think it's worth digging. She's my childhood best friend but we both changed a lot, those kinds of shifts are to be expected I guess.>cousin or sister or something who's really hocool guy with cute relatives. Keep him close but not... too close.>>182400344>Bordeaux lostAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH>>182400390You're not cool online, you're the COOLEST online. The day you feel more relaxed at work and irl generally and allow people to see that side of you, people are gonna walk over eachother to be your fren. I know I would.We're lucky in that way to be the only ones to have the real Catnigga
>>182400677That Apu is very cute did you make it ?>>182400728It's not over, we need to win last game and hope Bordeaux doesn't crush Rodez 5 or 6-0
>>182400677Apart from my known foreign ancestry, noThere might be a Scottish branch from mid/late 16th, no proofsAnd then if you go far enough through others unproven suspected noble branches
>>182400677>No, she's way out of my league and I'm too scared to talk to girls about anything except work-related queries or idle NPC chatter if they are uncomfortable with silence in the room (I don't mind it though).cute, but you like many here undersestimate how interesting or cool you can be, plus dont be afraid of women.fake some confidence, be calm and youl do alright (in general not saying your gonna score)
>>182400772>That Apu is very cute did you make it ?No, I can't draw that well. Here is an Apu that I did make though (see if you can guess what animal it is).>>182400728>I didn't talk to her about it, water under the bridge. I don't think it's worth digging. She's my childhood best friend but we both changed a lot, those kinds of shifts are to be expected I guess.Sad, though still impressive you've been friends still childhood, I thought most people eventually grew apart from their childhood friends.>>182400806>There might be a Scottish branch from mid/late 16th, no proofsNo proofs YET
There's a great many things to say. It makes me sad that my frens are sad, you guys deserve to be happy.How can we ever hope to help eachother when we can help ourselves?
>mfw a boomer start babbling about how he had it hard
>>182398045I don't want to think about them.One that I don't feel embarrassed about that it's similar to your second one, I said that Stalin wasn't so bad in front of Ukrainians.
>>182401162I remember when we all tried to draw elephants kek, yours is the best I think.>I thought most people eventually grew apart from their childhood friendsYeah well that's eventually what kinda happened but we held fast for many years.We were bathed as babies together in the same bath, attended eachothers baptisms, went on holidays together abroad, got drunk first together, she singlehandly made me a normie and saved me from neetdom. I will always be thankful for that and I don't want to lose that yet.I actually was the one to go my own way and make my own friends, still feel bad about that.
>>182401258>I said that Stalin wasn't so bad in front of Ukrainianskek yeah I understand how that might put a cold. I see what you would mean by this too, it's not so bad but sometimes it's just bad timing with the wrong people
>>182401652I said that in front of Ukrainians on purpose.
Looks like there will be vengeance against the PE teacher after all>>182401162It's a hippo>>182401258Same I don't want to share them>>182401700Kek
>>182401700Annoying others on purpose? That's rather disgusting and detestable...
>>182401904Yes, you guys are probably a bit surprised that I would do something like that...
>>182401163This is why I avoid drinking these days, it gives me dolorous thoughts like these.
>>182401933You are a nice guy, but you can always be better. Be not afraid of improving your behaviour
>>182402121That's why I do it. I listen to music alone and think about melodramatic stuff like that.It's got a bittersweet quality to it that I enjoy
>>182401933Surprised? That is sustenance to you like blood to a vampire.
>>182402316unironically based im the same>>182399576i just have to focus but by the end of this year i can be making a tonshit of money.good job plus finally be on my way to live elsewhere.bittersweet since i for justed just to be given amazing options at the same time. very strange state to be in.like a peasant being given a box full of gold he can only open in a year
>>182402285I don't consider annoying another people a bad quality.>>182402316I get you, is like when you are sad so you feel like listening to sad music.>>182402443I was joking, obviously I enjoy annoying other people.
>>182402665Anyway, there's still hope for you
>>182402575Happy that you got the opportunity to get a second chance Steve. Hopefully it pays off>>182402665>when you are sad so you feel like listening to sad music.yeah exactly. I feel like sadness can be enjoyed in that way, in an introspective and contemplative way
>>182402782>Happy that you got the opportunity to get a second chance Steve. Hopefully it pays offthank you, its one of those things that no matter what i will have to suffer a ton first for a while regardless. same to you.
>>182403464i like it, nice one gan
>>182404058Have you played it?
>>182404383isnt that a vampire game?i like the gif, its pretty addicting to play it on a loop
>>182404449also, for you: >>>/gif/25118035i didnt create it but was browsing gif
>>182404449Yep, Bloodlines.I'm sure I had better ones before but I deleted them.
>>182404490Yeah, I'm aware of it. Don't like all the dicks and whatnot but there's some decent stuff in there.
>>182404497i have wanted to play the masquerade since like 8 years but havent gotten around to it
>>182404542So I am not the only one who took him years to finally decide to play it.
>>182404612i was super into vampires back in the day, and vampire the masquerade was on my list, never found a copy of the game around/ plus it was for older systems so i dropped it, maybe one day i did watch a bunch of playtroughs tho
>>182404694If you want to buy it but not care for a hardcopy you can easy get it on Steam. I managed to get a hardcopy because I like that stuff and it ran fine on my PC, of course with the unofficial patch.
>>182398045couldn't give you a top 3 seeing as though my entire life has been one cringeworthy event after the other
>>182404788And it was a brand new copy, sealed. You can never guess what you can find on the internet. The only little downside is that it is the UK version so it censors a small bit from an intro cutscene but the unofficial patch restores it anyway so no loss.>>182404810Similarly in my case desu.>>182404842Goodnight.
>>182405088>Similarly in my case desuIts fucked aye lol i've deleted my facebook and all other means of social connection in the hopes that people will forget me and the things i've done lolthe worst is when you're having a good day and a random cringe moment pops into your head. ruins your day
>>182405482>the worst is when you're having a good day and a random cringe moment pops into your head. ruins your dayCan relate so much, unfortunately. I fucking hate that shit.