>your cunt>your darkest secretNetherlandsI know my grandmother cheated on my grandfather and i never told either
>>179326972>I know my grandmother cheated on my grandfather and i never told eitherDid you send her a tikkie for keeping her secret?
>>179327104I demand to know what in the FUCK made Germany so funny all of the sudden
>>179327172I'm not German, I'm Bavarian
>>179327198my favorite germans are all bavarian
>>179327362
my friends and I used to ironically bum each other at sleep overs, we thought it was hilariouswe were 10-12 at the time
>>179327509You mean literal buttsex or just dry humping
I once make out with my close cousin as a kid no one other than two of us have any clue about it, my uncle probably killed me if he knew
>>179327198Based independent Bavaria when?
>>179327687Soon
>>179326972I think most of my first sexual experiences were with my cousin.I was very young so I don't remember exactly but we used to play house where we were husband and wife and would "make babies".I don't want to go into details but we didn't have sex at least. Just did what kids would think sex is I guess.
>>179327599He used to touch his mates bum with his bum Moron paki
I heard my mom get fucked in the shower by a stranger when she didn't think I was homethis was traumatizing
>>179326972I don't think I have any.
>>179326972ArgentinaI mugged somebody in a wheelchair while high on coke
>>179328059>I heard my mom get fucked in the shower by a stranger when she didn't think I was homeI'm so sorry, kiddo. I was young and I needed the money.
>>179326972Every day for a summer I was brutally molested by a guy with down syndrome
>>179326972I once woke up after a night of heavy drinking (with no memory) with my jacket covered in someone else's blood and with a bloody knife in the pocket.
>>179327662>>179327599>>179327509the absolute state of indians
>>179328326why are nafris like this
>>179328215But why in shower You might have slipped and died and they'd have to drag your naked corpse out
i made a 12 year old girl livestream her suicide on facebook
>>179327172but this isn't funny..... it's an ironic take on unfunny humor.......
>>179328059grim
>>179328350I'm a full-blooded BBC (Big Belgian Cock)
>>179328381>least mentally ill pinoy
>>179328194>I mugged somebodyNot commendable but maybe you were poor>In a wheelchairWtf man>while high on cokeThat just went subhuman tier honestly
>>1793269721. Malaysia2. I sucked my hot uncle's cock in my dream. When I woke up, my bed's so wet with dried pre-cum. In real life however, I never get the chance to sex him.
>>179328413I won't make excuses for myself I'll just say I was young and really stupid.
>>179326972When I was only 10, maybe 11 my aunt's best friend rape handjobbed me(rapejobbed?) claiming it was for not putting my stuff away like I promised. I didn't know wtf was going on. I still remember how much my very first ejaculation confused me. It felt like a shock through my whole body and my dick went limp. Clueless little me was scared shitless for hours because I thought she broke my dick. Wouldn't wish that on anyone of such age desu.
>>179328740how did it affect you? I had a similar thing but with my great grandma, although it was kinda consensual (kinda means I liked the feeling but it was wrong nonetheless)it left me sexually depraved
>>179328675I hope you are doing better now & yeah drugs do really bring worst within us I have seen this shit in my family itself people who became totally unrecognizable after they fell into the drugs hole like personality totally changed
>>179328362Well, at least he'd learn what it meant to have his dead carcass dragged out of the showers ? KekBecause, you know... some people may have learned that in the past
threw away a whole carton of chocolate milk once
>>179328921MODS
Nothing big, I snatch little things from my workplace.
I've done some gay things when I was 13-14. Nobody knows this.
>>179328382>but this isn't funny.It's extremely funny.
>>179326972threw a dead cat into elevator shaft of my commieblockthe thing stank really bad for months
I've never been to a hotel where I didn't depart with at least a pillow, soap bars, cutlery, clothes hangers and once even snatched a bathroom mirror.No ragrets, didn't even feel like stealing for some reason.
>>179328740>>179328840the fuck happens in the east
>>179329123for you
>>179329189Catholicism
>>179328840I don't really remember. I remember when I was a little kid I constantly had fantasies about older women when I was just lying down my bed, even though I didn't know what sex was yet.I don't know i this is due to the event of if this is a normal stage in every male's life
>>179329189>>179329212(making people dumb)
>>179328840And great grandma? Sounds pretty brutal.Shit's fucked. I guess this is why I'm so protective nowadays. Fearing anyone else to have to be at risk of such a situation
>>179329326shit is very fucked if you think about it, I remember that after the fact I was recording myself stripping with my father's camera, watching the clip and deleting it>Fearing anyone else to have to be at risk of such a situationsame
>>179329055what was it ?
>>179329143don't they charge you during checkouts?
>>179326972is your grandmother milf?
>>179328456This is the second time I'm seeing a Malaysian talking about sex with their uncle, the other guy claimed he raped his uncle though
>>179328194wow dude
>>179327104kek
>>179331256Thank you for laughing at my little chiste that I did with my mouth.
>>179329525dry humping and touching each others dicks with feet. Yeah, feet...because we were too scared doing it with our hands. I never had a feet fetish, though.
>>179330031>Sex with uncle
>>179331681How is that some "dark secret" when literally 95% of all boys that age all over the globe do that.
I shot a man just to watch him die.
i used to masturbate while wearing my mothers tights and bra
>>179329143BASED
>>179326972When I was 10 years old, my friend who is 12 years old asked me to lick her cunt and I agreed, the only thing I remember is that she smelled like canned corn
Why the fuck are there so many people here who had sex with their cousins?
>>179333218it's just a rebel and thrilling thing to doI wish I did
>>179326972Similar but:>sitting with grandma one day>she tells me grandpa had a previous wife and kids who he divorvced>nobody in the family has any idea>i dont talk with anyone in my family so nobody will ever know
>>179333218Most of the times they are the females closer to you(closer both emotionally & in place) plus hormones fuck your body/brain up I pretty sure most people including me did shit like that in pree teens before even turning 16, I used to think I am the only one but after the internet I realized it's far more common than we think
>>179326972I would kick that elephant in the face so hard.
>>179326972I used to steal money from my parents and buy pokemon cards
>>179333480Depraved yaar bahadur
>>179327104I don't get it.
>>179333511Till date my second greatest regretGreatest regret is not cultivating a work ethic when I was younger
>>179329143Honorary Israeli
>>179326972I put down my sisters dogIt was very old and could not walk anymoreit was clearly suffering but no one else wanted to do it because of my sister
>>179333652you did the right thing bro. no need to keep the animal suffering
>>179333161>>179328840>>179328740PLC heritage
>>179333847Yeah , it died peacefully
>>179333652How did you do it?
>>179333583
Heard my dad jerking off while talking over the phone with some woman
>>179326972I accidentally peed in my ex and she thought my cum was just watery that day.
>>179326972not my darkest because that would put me in trouble with the glowies but i used to steal my female cousin's shoes when she would come over and use to them to masturbate
>>179330920what? see >>179328675
>>179331813germans really do be like that lmao
>>179327104
>>179336336Thank you.>>179338045Thank you.
>>179335554It gets darker than that?
