plugged the toilet with poo

found jesse james treasure

>>177000737
sorry, our water sanitation personnel is busy gambling

op reminds me of that movie on halloween

gotta go walk to the dentist...talk about two shits all over my dick

ive been treated by the owners of this thread

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>>177005444

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>>177005569

>>176988901
bro you watch little girl cartoons shut the fuck up lmao

btfo

amazing how you can get on a no-fly list for anything but in 2023 there isn't automatic sex offender registration for anime
these people are allowed near schools and playgrounds
baffling

>Georgia mentioned

I'm from Vermont

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>>177006591
based quantum southerner

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>>177006522
>there isn't automatic sex offender registration for anime
>implying

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>>177005728

>>177009170
JAM-MAN I SEE A NIPPLE

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>>177009694

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>>177011746
has AI gone too far ?

https://youtu.be/Y3mmTaxKEsQ
cowe

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>>177010265
here's another

stupid fucking cats

>>177012540
God I wish that were me

>>177013119
you can become that person if you fatmaxx and weedrizz

>>177013503
I walk too much to get fat I probably need to pick up a hardcore soda habit

>>177013870
you need to start eating the maori people

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>>177013870
>cardio

>>177014534
Every day is legs day simple as

>>177014091
I probably need to build up a tolerance to crack before I do that

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>>177014534

>>177014630
are the maoris crackheads ? i thought they sniffed nafta like the abos

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>>177014729
wtf rip

>>177014792
Nah petrol sniffing isn't a thing here as far as I know, it started in Australia when Abos got banned from drinking alcohol but Maoris never were

Maoris take meth and crack but so do whites it's just a bored lower class thing
Alcohol is number 1 tho

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>>177011946

Bilguun where are you I need help

Van's fixable lads
Just some exhaust issue
Mf tried to scam me but I seeked advice elsewhere

I could just keep driving it but the noise's gonna have me pulled over sooner or later and my driver's licence is expired kek

>>177015117
what race are the maori

just cut the exhaust off, problem solved

>>177015790
Polynesians
South East Asians it you go back far enough in time, most related to the indigenous people of Taiwan if I recall

>>177015811
That would be exhausting :)

>>177016014
oh my science. What the FUCK

>>177016079
what race are you?

>>177016079
I mean Maoris are most related to Cook Islanders if I recall, but Polynesians as a whole started around Taiwan 3000+ years ago and then branched out as they settled all these tiny islands

The estimated date of arrival of humans in NZ is around 700 years ago, it's the last sizeable landmass in the world to be settled

Post your face when Australia was settled 60 000 years before NZ

>>177016280
>The estimated date of arrival of humans in NZ is around 700 years ago, it's the last sizeable landmass in the world to be settled

what
so they dont have any castles ?

>cook islanders

hahaha
what are they.. cooking
hahahhahajdjdjdksjfidhsg

>>177016354
They didn't build with stone so not really, but they had fortified wooden settlements that were quite a hassle to attack before Brits landed big artillery on the islands. You can visit some today

>>177016388
They're cooking islands can't you read

where does it say castles must be made with stone?

In my head
The voices say a wooden structure is best called a fort

Page 7 of Ye Olde Bob the Stonemason's Handbook

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behold, a fort!

based diogenes poster

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*blocks your path*
Why bother using stone when the local trees are already thicker than a castle wall

>>177016876

>Why bother using stone when the local trees are already thicker than a castle wall
elfpilled

you just know what she's imagining

an insane tree fort

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new zealanders be like
>HHOOOOLLLLYYYY SHIIIIITTTT

ok you can post now

>>177018151
so true

I detest all alabamans, truly subhuman scum.

>>177019339
for what reason?

>>177019487
many reasons, the world would be better if that shithole was a crater

>>177019517
i am a superhuman (alabama man)
also my penis is larger than yours (fact)

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>florida
someone pull up the murican aids map

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>>177019339
>>177019487
>>177019517
>>177019569
do we need to summon a council of the southrons and schedule a duel of states?

>>177019339
hello cosmo

177019569
Do not speak to me subhuman.

>>177020025
Sure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Belt_(region_of_Alabama)

>>177020259
>>177020269
fight

florala is just the beginning
Pensacola is Alabama clay
One day the entire panhandle will be, just face it the borders are bound to change

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florida sisters I dont feel so good...

Do NOT ask the floridian poster where he's from.....the answer will SHOCK you

he's boat right, he brought all the aids from georgia to florida

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today i will remind them

He's......................................................................... venezuelan

hes whiter than you pablo

paco*

womfy

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discuss

dont feel like discussing

boat

rowboat

growboat

showboat

noboat

Bought a Rick and Morty bong
Swear I didn't mean to but it was the cheapest for some reason

>>177021838
have you got no dignity left
should have gotten the simpsons marge head bong

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>>177021995
I TURNED INTO A POTHEAD
I'M POTHEAD RICK

Jk the label clearly says for tobacco use only

>>177022177
i thought you were memeing lmao. tf is wrong with kiwi potheads

This mf commiting crimes in a country other than his own.
Jk, I commited theft in ingurland

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Since this is now a pothead thread, this is what you get here for six euro units

/dixie/ is a drug and im ADDICTIONED

>>177022411
Nah man 100% real the other bongs were either gigantic or made of plastic so that was my only option

>>177022472
Well I commited lots of cheese theft in NZ

>>177022556
6€/g ? Same as in France for entry level hash

>>177022472
whatdyou steal

>>177022556
Also we're supposed to make fun of you for not using Tomorrow 4chan background now

I flew to England with hash hidden in the sole of my shoe once
Pulled it off but it was fucking stupid

before or after richard reid?

>>177022645
Idk how much it is in grams desu, enough to last 4 or 5 days
>>177022674
A diabolo lmao

>>177022792
lol why would you steal that

>>177022645
that has to be way way more than a gram, just by feeling the weight compared to a gram of weed I can tell it is way way more.
>metric

>>177022836
Dumb kid shit during a school trip, some other kid got thrown out of Shakespeare's home for calling him a midget

I stole an umbrella from an Italian house yard once also during a school trip 'cause rain was forecasted for the next and I was drunk
Euros have no shame

did a lot of petty theft as a kid
also some horrible vandalism but i think statue of limitations protects me

>>177022855
Ah yeah got confused because no dealer in France would sell you 6 euros worth of hash, it would always be 10 euros minimum so you'd end up with like 1.6g

>>177023161
devuelvan el loro
>>177023241
we're law abiding citizens now so it's all cool

i used to steal toys from my friends so that i could remember them, stole a sick ass metal toy sherman from gary
i also used to steal food that would expire the day of in grocery stores
i guess you could call me an ethical thief

>>177023287
Here the minimum is 3 euro so I bought 2 of the 3 euro stones, in the shittiest of neighborhoods you can buy any quantity of anything

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wtf I didn't know I'm sitting here with literal niggerish thieves
never stole a thing in my life

youre not med you wouldnt understand

thank god then

>>177023391
yeah you have
stolen my heart

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>>177023658

>>177022714
why tho cant u just buy hash in the uk

>>177023391
white

making some sipp and aint no one gonna stop me

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South Carolina > Florida

did OHP while fully erect the entire time
FUCK florida

drunkerino

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>>177024753
soon

>>177024810
i WILL try coke 2nite

why are latinxs nasty little thieves

the term is LatAmites now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR1dXH72lZw

what's LA like

>>177023390
>Here the minimum is 3 euro
Wew lad
I've bought 5€ occasionally from a dude I knew very well but otherwise no nafri would ever bother weighing the exact amount 3€ would buy

>>177023744
I was only going to London for 2 days and was gonna be too busy the whole time
I only flew with like 2g so I probably wouldn't have been mistaken for a hardcore drug smugler if I'd been busted but it's not something I'd do again
Even more now that they brexited probably more controls at the border

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weird foreigners are talking about drugs and theft again

>>177024921
run yo wallet ytboi

>>177025280
TE REGALASTE PAPU

>>177025280
*pulls Opinel*

Envoi ton portable pd

What if Hinds was gonna come back but didn't after seeing all these un-Christian posts
Sorry bros

>>177025331
finna have some mate cocido

>>177025445
where is Hinds

>>177024865
cocaine?
low tier drug
lasts a short times and costs a lot

>>177025742
nice
what brand

>>177025814
Busy I suppose
Better ask the other Americans itt because they chat outside of /dixie/ sometimes

>>177025999
taragui

>because they chat outside of /dixie/ sometimes
heh
yeah.....

Hinds dood

how is hinds

https://youtu.be/p8TgQbki1Ik
reminder that
taxation is theft
central governing is a trick by the elite to control the masses
technology has grown into a modern yoke of slavery
>>177026121
nobody knows tbqh

>>177026131
where is hinds

>>177026085
kyrgyzstan died
hinds died
penman got aids
who's next??

>>177026166
https://youtu.be/w5JuYmQ2_ns
>>177026171
pls no

it all fell apart when faulkner died

we're ALL in the /xmr/ general

>>177026020
>made in argentina
baka fr

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inshallah he shall return and we will purge the nonbelievers
and penman shall post the last Daily Penman
and /dixie/ shall raid the prophesied and chosen lolcows and claim their lulz simply for the sake of lulz

>>177026171
Netanya died in a mortar attack
Zadar is tending to the family vineyards

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>>177026273
>Netanya

south dakota deployed in afghanistan and died
turkbud got food poisoning and died

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>>177026271
subhanallah

>>177026317
Dakota is the ghost of Kyieyiyiv

Wasn't there a Breton poster way back?
Reclaimed by the tides

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maybe the real /dixie/ was the friends we made among the way

>>177026410
black and white extraflags?

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>>177026416
i think the only originalfags left are me, jinny, and vance
although im drunk so i may be forgetful

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>>177026487
they live on through us, our posts, and our progeny

why does dixie only get like 1 new poster every 2 years or so
lat gets +10 per year im pretty sure

because we have STANDARDS

>>177026439
I refuse to save a picture of a Breton flag on my phone to show you
But yes it's like a black and white American flag

Someone post the screencap of that American girl seeing a Breton flag in a protest and asking "is this is an American flag with bombs instead of stars?"

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>>177026595
so true

is there a collage of face pics of /dixie/ posters
how do I know who I am speaking to

im in the pic above
gray square

>>177026769
i recall a french guy with 3 breton flags but that might have been in /flag/ not dixie idk

I'm on the /brit/ collage

im in every /flag/ collage twice over

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>medical insurance company has language services in pennsylvania dutch
>uses buffington-barba
holy based

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8w4-u-5YmlQ

here's hinds

I'm on a /fr/ collage from like 7 years ago
Also collage is a French word pay denbts

im in some lat collages but not my face tho

>>177027602
did you go to that fr meetup a while back

>>177027705
No meet-ups are a P*risian thing

>>177027717
u should join lat
you speak spanish after all

Wouldn't have gone anyway even in my neet years they were mostly too autistic for me
The only thing ever discussed was Muslims and Jews seemed impossible to me they would find any other topic even irl

That said the pics they took showed they all look pretty normal, nowhere near the abominations of Reddit meetings

>>177027745
I can barely speak/write Spanish but yeah I understand most of /sp/ and slightly less of /lat/ but still good
If I went it would be specifically to improve my Spanish, maybe whenever I make a trip to SA

I can also understand /ita/ but can't speak a shred of it

Present tense is the only Spanish conjugation I still remember perfectly kek
I have a good vocabulary am unable to speak of anything past, future, conditional, etc

>>177027775
make a post in lat telling cris to shut the fuck up

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Found that old /fr/ collage
Yall feel free to guess who I am but I will neither confirm nor deny

>>177027913
3rd row leftmost face?

>>177027913
Red beard fellow in the yellow ezpz

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OCCITANIA
C
C
I
T
A
N
N
I
A

>>177027965
I remember him being a redhead, but he wasn't that bulky

hey pole

tell me something about /polska/

>>177027936
>>177027965
>>177027974
Yes

>>177027174
>doctor dood wat nou?

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bursting bubbles before bed

>>177027996
All I've ever seen of him before is his beard colour so I'm just going off of that one trait 2bh

>>177028020
So what you're saying is that you're actually the collective consciousness of all /fr/ posters

>>177028020
you were buddies with alan?

>>177028088
>All I've ever seen of him before is his beard colour so I'm just going off of that one trait 2bh

You can see 5% of my hand there >>177022177

>>177027996
herault's a redhead? da,m

>>177028118
Doesn't ring a bell

>>177028156
the algerian in thailand
3rd from left top row

>>177028144
Want my onlyfans or something ?

>>177028165
Sheeeit right that's him
No Allan was his /brit/ name if I recall
He was Nassim in /fr/

And no not buddies but he was posting the same years I was

>>177028170
yeah baby

>>177028190
Ayy papi

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tfw everyone in lat trooned out

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>>177028190
>>177028196
Say no homo
SAY NO HOMO

Comment

>>177028221
El absoluto estado

>>177028223
69% off for dixie posters

Thinking about "Allan" 's disgusting hair transplant

thinking about him showing off his garbage can lid handed trannies

Ah yes
What else is one supposed to do with such a cameloid face

>>177027913
whats up with the guy on the bottom left corner
is he in the army

>>177028381
Looks military related but no idea what's going on
I don't recognize the blurry coat of arms

My man is probably doing push-ups in the Guyana jungle as we speak

>>177028410
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourg_Armed_Forces

>>177028319
let's exchange the /lat/ retards with /fr/ retards

>>177028437
Good job
Imagine dying for Luxem(((berg))) however

>>177028444
The retards in /fr/ are free you can take them home

But the mods don't want you to know that

>>177028494
i want to replace the spic pedos with french autists

>>177028537
>He doesn't know about Prissou

>>177028547
tell me about him

>>177028573
Pedo who constantly posted childhood pics of a French singer known as Priscilla
That's recent

>>177028593
idk i dont post in /fr/
the only time i tried to post someone said to filter all non french flags to i had to get a french proxy

>>177028608
I know you don't post but by "that's recent" I mean you're trading lat pedos for other pedos

>the only time i tried to post someone said to filter all non french flags to i had to get a french proxy
Kek
There are several foreigners in the thread nowadays so it's fine, but they post in French
You're gonna be told to fuck off if you post in English but if you write semi-intelligible French with an Indian flag nobody it's fine

getting ready to make steel in vintage story
don't really have any reason to but going to try to complete everything

>>177028689
dixie is like japan we need more people if we wanna survive

>>177028819
No we need the current posters to not give up
I for one will be the last dixie poster as I have stated several times already

I mean I like new posters but it's dying because they come AND go

In the case of Japan they need a third nuke (my seed)

Thanksfully we appear to have secured a strong asset in the person of the Pole
His focus is clear
His horse is fast

people do not come to dixie, dixie comes to them

when /flag/ was going through its death, we just kept posting until that italian guy showed up
nowadays its just him bumping '10' every hour each and every day until bump limit
we need to duplicate that autism as a last resort

>>177028861
i will give up in approx 10 months

/med/ is based
It almost always reaches 310 right when the last poster go to bed, dies for the night, and is rebirthed every morning

>>177028945
Che boludo
What will you be doing that you will be absolutely unable to access internet for months
It's not like sliding a post requires a gamer laptop and a day off

>>177028933
>we need to duplicate that autism as a last resort

Or get even more worldwide to fill timezone niches
I wonder what the new pattern of 404 will look like once I'm on French time again

you know remember the time when hurricane maria literally killed /carib/

>you 'know' remember
i say that i typed that and thought 'oh ill just change it before i hit enter'
i guess not retard

im so fucking stupid

>i 'say'

Based ESL
Honourary bayou Cajun

>>177028984
i dont like posting in the same board for more than a year
will be back in 2025 tho

>>177029067
>i dont like posting in the same board for more than a year

/dixie/ isn't a board it's a thread, it's an ART
Just don't go to the catalog

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/can-i-lick-yo-ass-papa-smurf/81997505//

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>2025 is two years from now

>>177029090
i promised myself to not get addicted to one board tho

>>177029067
Does Cris still need to shut the fuck up whoever he is ? Just saw your post >>177027851

>>177029144
Imagine not dying of a dixie overdose

>>177029169
that happened to my uncle

>>177029154
no hes dead

>>177029234
>no hes dead

Aight maybe another time

have to get through tomorrow and then a three day weekend laderinos
going to some synth bar event on friday

What's a synth bar

https://www.riotnerdphilly.com/event-details/january-27th-eclipse-heavy-dark-synth-witch-house-vapor-wave
a synth event
at a bar

Ah yeah that makes more sense and I'll see you there

it's going to be shit
c u there :)

eclipse heavy dark synth witch house vapor wave

>>177027952
Interesting

>>177029406
I know, it's going to be shit BECAUSE I'll be present

been forever since ive heard anyone mention witchhouse

Is it called witchhouse because you have to be part of the satanic elites to afford a house in 2023

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wait why the fuck did no one tell me this

I don't quite understand how it's different from dark synth
>>177029542
wow spooky!!!!!

>>177029479
ive made worse posts

>>177029542
Cause I didn't know f.am

>>177029551
It's not a bad post it's a weapon that can be used against you
Just like the Russian poster doesn.t like insects

>>177029573
frogs are fucking disgusting i stand by my statement ttt t t t t t

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>>177029608
Frogs are cute
Sometimes
Loud cunts however

>>177029646
does it taste alri

>>177029713
Never had any
I'm a fraud

>>177029736
next time i find a frog ill make to to to eat it

>>177029769
To to to are you a fucking owl son? I ain't raising no owl in this house

Wait no, owls go hoot not toot
What goes toot

>>177029784
yeah you you you got a problem with that ?

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>>177029819

nigga im hoot

>>177029912
Yes this a furry house
Your brothers might eat you

inception is possibly the most influential movie of all time

>>177029958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtUpnTopJ7E&ab_channel=Soundof88%2F92

damn france

>>177030042
On est pas là pour enfiler des perles as they say

>>177030042
Wake up
https://youtu.be/exFARl0v3yI

>>177030543
nice acid track from acid fra303nce

>>177030597
https://youtu.be/GjfrcbJ57bs

Ah I managed to find the track I had in mind but no idea if they're French
https://youtu.be/cvIybPd0w0c

Also these guys def aren't French but one of my fav track https://youtu.be/seur63iePDU

>>177030597
fucking mad mental electronic hardcore tekkno music from the industrial techno powerhouse raver paradise france

>>177030744
Love looking at the comments of these tracks everyone is saying "I love [insert genre] so much" and they all attribute a different one to the song

>>177030793
i wrote those comments

Gonna be raving so fucking hard when I come back
Don't need to do many events
Just the one where I'll go nuts

raving im raving

What are you raving about

raving im raaving

>new NZ prime minister "not ruling out further changes to immigration settings as labour shortage continues"

5th visa extensionbros this country is ours hold your ground

10

gambling and alcohol
help

Post pic of casino

>>177032408
Tomorrow
I am already back in the hotel room

>>177032425
The hotel I stayed at in Vegas had an a costume from the set of the original Robocop movie encased in glass hanging from a wall

Did you bring a gun

>>177032474
planet hollywood if i had to guess?

>>177032491
They don't recognize my carry license here so it wouldn't be worth the effort

>>177032496
Infringed
I hate Nevada now
It peaked during the time when you could watch nuclear explosions from your hotel roof anyway

>Planet Hollywood
Can't be sure but it sounds very familiar

>>177032548
I miss the gold mines

>>177032747
Brap

But also good night

>>177027913
>>177027965
>>177028020
nigga balding
cut your hair hippie

>>177025280
HOSS

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>>177042976
-.-

>>177032340
Which game do you prefer to throw your money at

yeah so why did boat go to las vegas
was it really just to get shitfaced?

>>177043804
to get married by Elvis to two hookers named Ebony and Ivory

>>177043154

um dixiebros..

i was just about to post that thread

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>>177045401
he's spot on too

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DIE DIE
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