any most assuredly going to burn in hell man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTMvEbauqoonce this girl i asked made a bad gay joke upon first meeting mewhat the fucki dont make jokes upon idiotic womenwhat the fuckthe bi friend shut her offyou think my personality is gayer?what the fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbqu9YOoHiono thats it
might go for a quiet evening poo
love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse
exceedingly dogshit edition, janny do your fucking job and stop ignoring my reports just because you've banned me before as well.
>>174181188cry me a river fag
guten morgen my brothers and sistersjust downloaded that new spiderman game from fitgirl the other day. I loved spiderman as a kid and this game would have made me piss shit and cum in excitement. I’m so glad kids these days get to enjoy good things.
>>174181147She is beneath you mihai. Like a cockroach. Don’t worry about it.
>>174181139a just god would value a just lifeepicure figured it out
i'm 28 with a 19yo gfcall me a nonce if you like but don't pretend you wouldn't
moving to australia
>>174181218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ttvZMFA67Mwomen are so insane it makes me insanewhat the fuck mateeeeeeee
too many foreigners in /brit/
>>174181309don't morning those bastardsthey hate you
>>174181309It's not fair that they get summer when everyone else is suffering
>>174181301>be american>get shot>survive>lifelong debt from hospital bills
>>174181227All of creation is an illusion of the devil. He was created in error by an angel and lives in constant agony. He created this material universe as a cope, splintering himself into a hundred billion pieces to torment himself as a release from the agony of constant eternal existence in a black void cut off from the light. Jesus Christ died to redeem him. We do not exist, we are just his puppets, our consciousness is an extension of his consciousness. Christ died to bring him into the light even though as flawed creation we do not deserve it. The highest order, the monad, is math itself.
>>174181124Do you hate women?
You gotta be fucking kidding me
>>174181309Which state lad?
>>174181383business idea: a company that buys user data from social media companies and lets people pay us to get someone a gift they are guaranteed to like based on their data.
>>174181410I'll be sure to tell me boys up north to cave ya head in when they see ya x
was nice to get reassurance from rick and morty that because i'm mentally ill i must be creative
>>174181357i'm white though
square up you cunt i'll pummel your head in you cunt
>>174181424You're shit outta luck then
i have 5 pairs of slippers at home: 1 for me inside, 1 for the missus inside, one for the missus outside, and 2 for guestsonly a small place so not many guest slippers. will buy more when i upgrade to a bigger place in 20 years
>was nice to get reassurance from rick and morty that because i'm mentally ill i must be creative
>>174181420I like rick and morty because Dan Harmon has crippling alcoholism that consumes his life and its like he just like me fr.
Life is only as hard as you make it. Sometimes I skip brushing my teeth for 10-15 days, but then I make up for it though by brushing them 10-15 times in ONE day. Simpler solution overall is to brush 4 times a day 2 days on 2 days off.
>>174181457Should buy one of those Japanese slipper cabinets
What's with literally every store suddenly doing a black friday sale this yearSwear it was unheard of only a few years ago
poo just shot out of my arris like a cannon
>>174181357is this real? Unimaginably based
>>174181520consoomer sheep love it
>>174181520genuinely got a bunch of stuff half price last year
>>174181520same reason as pretty much everything else: corporations being greedy
>>174181520Either way, I need a new phone and I might as well get it now when I can save a few hundred
>>174181558Got any hot tips? My phone is on the way out too and I also need a new one
what we gooning to
there's a rumour going around online that you're a fuckin homo
whats the last youtube video you watched
will i have sex today? no
>>174181590the new internet investigator video she released a few hours ago
Surprised the milf escort hasn't messaged me today lads.
pornography is disgusting and evil
what was ronaldo eating?
in the dining room drinking whiskey and cokes and waiting for some guy to show up who is buying a desk from me
>>174181520Never seen a discount sale for pc parts here, i suffer a bit.
>>174181620aye but it's dead sexy corrr
>>174181575I landed on the pixel 6a. It seems good enough for me at 500 dollars. Also quite the upgrade from a galaxy s7 that's been dropped more times than I can remember.
dropped my phone dozens of times but never had so much as a crack, i seem to have extremely good luck on my side but only for this specific occurrence
>>174181590Pretty sick choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkmT8PYMSQ
Might be having sexo with a Brazillian woman tomorrow lads. Haha
>>174181700always the filthiest, besides eastern euros
>>174181575I got an iphone 13 last christmas and I love it
pulled catberg's whiskers a bit and thought that might be a bit mean but now he's following me around the house like he wants me to do it again
>>174181763based sadomasochist catto
TNT and dynamite aren't the same thing
>>174181503have one mate. a shoe cabinet
Storing my piss in glass bottles
>>174181609that is not a healthy looking eye desu
Got a Nokia smartphone, is googlemaps always inaccurate dogshit or is it my phone?Have to have it on audio only and in the city it is less than useless.
Might get a Grill'd burger for dinner lads.
>>174181823irish women love my cock, just thought you should know this
>>174181834nah, save your money for Monday.2-for-1 vegan burger mate
the japanese?? those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? bosh! flimshaw!
>>174181107Janny be acting iffyScuuuuumm gangggggI got his bitch on my dickI got her wife doing a trickOn my stick while I slickI'm quick like mickJagger with baroque swaggerGrab her cloak and daggerLaughter from my throat as the hoes choked, homosexual transexuals doing the horizontal courtesan prostitution with fake blonde named tomNigga iffy nigga
grilld burgers always make me feel like i need to vomit after not sure why
wasted another chunk of my dole on booze
>>174181931also just did this haha
>>174181884doesnt look very crispy
Since my dad retired I feel like I’ve been slowly watching his brain turn to mush
>>174181976only happens if you're an NPC
manmade honks behind my computer or someshit
>>174181731Are iPhones as bad as crippling spergs on /g/ make them out to be?
imagine being rich enough to avoid winter
rate the 'oo
Did you know that during the 20th century electric and hybrid cars actually outnumbered petrol-powered vehicles? In fact, in 1900 it was electric vehicles that accounted for a third of all cars on the road in the USA, and it was only when the Ford Model T came along that a significant blow was dealt to the electric car in terms of cost and capabilities at that time.
>>174182050they're better for boomers because it's harder to get viruses on and boomers seem to have a supernatural ability to collect viruses
Hearing reports that Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux may be getting restored to twitter
>>174181986why aren't they sponsored by trans men? utterly baffling how transmen are just ignored and forgotten
>>174182095someone slowpoke this cunt
>>174182050iPhone has the best processor of any phone on the market
>>174182112the difference is unnoticeable for what people use mobiles for
mumstein is driving 5 hours to buy a new dogberg for $1500 when just the other day she was complaining about being broke
>paying 1500 for a dogeggs+plane
>>174182138women are out of control, and then they wonder why inflation is sky high
>>174182163women be shopping
>>174182138The secret escort side hustle must really be paying off. Haha
I learned today Aristotle's definition of a narcissistIn a battle, he's always sorry for the guy next to him - the one who's going to get hit by the arrow
>>174182099they are usually even more mental than trans women
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUUUU
>nonwhite comedian>90% of their routine is about what it's like to be whatever race they are
>>174182138do you think shes going to.... you know....
Dadberg just arrived home from his 6 am to 5 pm job. Couldn't imagine being a wagie.
watching seinfeld. cant get enough of this wacky crew
>>174182210hope you're not his only son because i can't imagine what it's like to have your singular male heir to be a complete fuckup
>>174182112For what you typically use a phone for... big deal. Still, performance and power efficiency improvements are welcome.
>>174182198better than white Channel 4 comedians mate
>>174182198>female comedian>their entire routine is about what it's like to be female
got loads of money now but still only buy goon only real niggas know
>>174182210show some fucking respect
Ye and Andrew Tate are my role models
>>174182262Are you going to suck him off or something?
>>174182198dissolution of the universal human experience innit
i came to/brit/ to get myself a (You)along the way i had to do a poo
Kanye. Elon. Trump.
>>174182305the triumviratewhich one do you suppose is the caesar?
farty. poopy. stinky.the mantra.
>>174182305nigger, autist, zionist
Would you get on testosterone as you get older?
>>174182355no i'd just eat less goyslop and my testosterone production would probably actually increase with age
>>174182355Yeah, wouldn't even be opposed to getting on the gear if it made sense for me.
when i get old i'm going to do loads of opiates and pingers and have a great time
Guarantee I have the lowest testosterone here Practically a tranny me
>>174182398well if you need someone to call you cute and make you feel valid just give me a call x
>>174182398has your life been any harder because of this? any easier?
Trying out writing with proper grammar. I'm not a fan to be perfectly honest.
I just wasn't made for these times
>>174182483Love me some beatles
smashing up beetles with a rock and screaming and howling
Luv me surfs upLuv me sunflower
Ooh, baby, you couldn't have done a worse thing to meIf you'da taken an arrow and run it right through me, ooh
The Beatles really are just the greatest band there will ever be
boys boys slow down there's enough for everybody
Fuck sake, bold & the beautiful is on.
>>174182398if you’re willing to put money on that I’ll take that bet. I’ll put $100 that mine is lower.
my ancestor? genghis khan
>>174182600yeah? ever hear him go HRÖÖÖM?
finland accent is so cute
Why is it so fucking hard to be on a calorie deficit
Getting lots of messages from women on this escort site lads, asking to suck my cock.
today I plan to do nothingjack shitdiddly squatsweet fa
>>174182600you have a predilection for little fur hats?
voice chat with fellow anonshttps://meet.jit.si/turana8
i know a really good restaurant in london. i won't tell you lads though cause you'll spoil the ambience
His name is a byword for cruelty, but a biopic of Genghis Khan depicts him as a god-fearing family man with politics akin to Tony Blair's.
>>174182669got a tabletop game tonight so I’m gonna set up the next mission today but they’ve been on this mission right now for the past 2 weeks so I hope they finish today but I don’t expect them to
>>174182695this is a cp livestream do not click
i will be moving to CDMX next year lads
>>174182695HAMLETWhere wilt thou lead me? speak; I'll go no further.GhostMark me.HAMLETI will.GhostMy hour is almost come,When I to sulphurous and tormenting flamesMust render up myself.HAMLETAlas, poor ghost!GhostPity me not, but lend thy serious hearingTo what I shall unfold.HAMLETSpeak; I am bound to hear.GhostSo art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.HAMLETWhat?GhostI am John McAfee’s spirit,Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,And for the day confined to fast in fires,Till the foul crimes done in my days of natureAre burnt and purged away. But that I am forbidTo tell the secrets of my prison-house,I could a tale unfold whose lightest wordWould harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,Thy knotted and combined locks to partAnd each particular hair to stand on end,Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:But this eternal blazon must not beTo ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!If thou didst ever thy dear antivirus love--HAMLETO God!
>>174182636take speed, kills your appetite it does
I am very thankful for my gay boyfriend who is black
>>174182992top or bottom?
>>174182992if i were gay or female i'd be scared of black dicks because a lot of them have got to be aidsy, especially gay ones
>>174183028that's what makes it so exciting, you never know if it'll be the one that gets you positive.
catberg is too old to be getting in fights but he’s still bashing all the neighbourhood cats relax man
*mogs every other girl on Earth*
had goat curry for dinner and now i have tummy ache
I am posting from an undisclosed location
>>174183118more like shiverpool this coming winter haha
good morning sirs
>>174183099THEREHASGOTTOBEAWAYBURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
>>174183118Why don't they build more social housing on the waterfront?
>10am: Wales/Iran>1pm: Qatar/Netherlands>4pm: Senegal/Ecuador>7pm: England/USAand how many will you watch?
just watched a 2 hour video about a half-second long sound effect
>>174183353i will be waking up late so i'll only be able to watch England vs USA
>>174183353I'll be at toil for the first three
>>174183353ill watch the Wales and England onescouldn't give a speck of shit about the restalthough the quatar one might be quite funny to watch
>>174183371the "oof" death sound from Roblox, although the willhelm scream gets mentioned at the start
>>174183356the video essay people are what you get when millions of people are university educated but don't learn anything besides how to pass classes
>>174183367>>174183368>>174183370How pathetic.I feel bad for you.
love a good chinky for dinnerhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1668815475276640.webm
Once rode the train from London to Reading and then on to Oxford.
>on that part of youube where a grown man is rambling about video games and you don't even play video games
what’s taco bell like?
>>174183470but... mass effect
>>174183503hit or miss, i guess they never miss huh
>>174183503absolute 'goyslop' so to speak but it doesn't try being something its not
>>174183028first gloryhole i was ever at was in nyc in an adult store with a sex but and the very first willer that came through was a negros didn’t suck it for aids reasons
looking at a thread titled 'beautiful trans women thread' seeing lots of interesting webms
>>174183503Cheap. That’s the biggest draw. The food is palatable. Mostly cheese and single cell protein filler disguised as beef. Personally I get the nachos whenever I go because I’m a vegetarian and its pretty good for the equivalent to £1.50.
on that section of reddit that discusses melbourne things
>>174183535alri so the kangooshow do you deal with them?
>>174183444good to see a genuine orgasm for once
>>174183503novelfirst thing i do when i land in the poosa is od on taco bell
>>174183444very nice, first time i got erect to a vagina in a while
>>174183503largely flavourless brightly coloured slop. The "tacos" were 10% meat 60% lettuce and 30% cheese and tasted disgusting. The only thing I somewhat liked was the quesadilla but that's basically an inverted pizza so you can't really fuck it up
>>174183608got a mate with a licence to shoot themgot lots of other mates without a licence that still shoot them
What's for dinner tonight lads?
>>174183694chicken breast and rice
i would never shoot a kangaroo
>>174183694lamb chops with a bit of mash and 'sparagus
Reckon I might just be spontaneous and jump on a random train just like in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
need a lisa nando gf
>>174183705i would no second thought
>>174183705their meat is a tasty and patriotic alternative to beef tbf
think it would be quite funny to shoot a koalajust seeing it slowly fall off a branch and flop to the ground like a sack of spuds
Freelance toil going abysmal
>>174183694Gonna scramble a few cheeky iggs
>>174183735koala meat would taste foul because they eat nothing but leaves that are poisonous to literally every other species
>>174183749I eat eucalyptus it's fine
>>174183749Chlamydia is natures spice.
>>174183760you eat gumdrops that have trace amounts of eucalyptus in them, if you ate a handful of eucalyptus leaves you'd be sick for days if not dead
>>174183694vegetarian pasta with vegetarian pasta sauceyourself :)?
squid game coronavirus
>>174183735Mate, koalas are already dead inside. The fucking things are so brain dead, they never worked out that there's more food than leaves that make you cooked 24/7
>>174183793boring dog bitch
Party pies for dinner here
>>174183776I'm eating your mum's eucalyptus right now
Panty poos for dinner here
this asshole who was supposed to show up 45 minutes ago hasn't shown up, well fuck him then
>>174183859tell us more about this manwhy do you want him to show up? why would he be late?
sucking a eucalyptus
>>174183899Dat nigga high as a kite
>>174183874>>174183885i was selling him a desk, and literally right after i made that post he showed up
>>174183944Hope you gave him a right bollocking for his tardiness.
earnt $6331 in overtime so far this financial year. i was banking on a lot more than that but i've been a lazy twat. need dosh like you wouldn't believe>>174183944no discount i hope
>>174183980i couldn't because he was such a nice fella
If the yanks lose this evening they can’t post here anymore
>>174183999start giving blowies round the back of the bottleo
I've got piss lads and I need love
>>174184014Yikes, thanks! ganbare england-kun
on the bog
you got any jelly donuts?NAAAAAHHHHH WE'RE OUTTA JELLY DONUTS
Peter Piper pricked a peck of pimpled peckers
>>174184028*straps pirelli p-zeros to my feet and rolls down to dan murphys*
>>174184014If we win you take James Cordyn back and we get James May. You can keep Clarkson.
have any fellow bruces been taking advantage of maccas's great offers on their app this month?
off the bog
>>174184157holding myself back for the most part but got one or two because 6 or 7 dollarydoos for an entire meal with 2 burgers is too good to turn my nose up at
>>174184157missus told me the app's broken and we don't get offers...
Piper Perri sucked a lot of pimpled peckers
>>174184220fucked a prossie once who looked exactly like her but with much bigger tits, let me cum on her face for free too, been trying to book her again but i think she's retired since then
Wake up every morning feeling clogged as a motherfucker, still tired, aches all over my body, and chilblains hurting like a bastardUsually passes in about an hour, helped by some treacle-like coffee from the moka pot
>>174184220>Notable works: Interracial fantasiesSHAN'T
>>174184220i like that redhead onedolly little even though her face is somewhat munted
notice on nights i don’t drink i wake up with a solid chubon nights i drink a little it’s a limp softy with no interest in spaffing on nights i have blackout toil i wake to a rod of pure steel and the tanks need to coom
>>174184288how does someone in 2022 have chilblains?
go on son get in WEYYYYYYYYY
>>174184335like that video she squeezes a coke can up her test
>>174184408no one:not a soul:white people:
>>174184398*cleaves your skull in two with a fire axe*
>>174184408To be fair, those 90s Hip hop groups released some cracking albums. Love Midnight Marauders me.
>>174184408bet his hands were also battering his willard imagining them running a bbc train on his gfs gash
Merry Christmas by Slade is playing on the radio already
Wanna start a band just so I can name one of the tracks on the album "My friend Andy Craig's dad is dead and here's his Facebook where you can message him about it" and then I'd have the url
>>174184524well it is nearly christmasget your presents bought
quite cool that the nfl play on thanksgiving desu imagine some comfy winter football right after stuffing yourself with christmas dinner corrrr
Anyone here have no irl friends?
>>174184537we have boxing day football
>>174184537>>174184547and boxing day tests
>>174184547yeah but not quite the same
>>174184535It's not even December yet>Get your presents boughtI have no friends or family I'm close enough with to buy presents for without it being weird
>>174184584so you hate christmas yeah?
>>174184537the nba unironically play on xmas little bit soulless if you ask me
just imagine not having a prawn barbie and seafood platter for chrimbo. holy grimoli
My penis doesn’t work
>>174184591No because I get a week off toil
I recycle as little as possible. More of an upcycler, me
good morning. I hate women
do blacks in america celebrate christmas?
I'm thankful for crusts, tarts, and Latina farts.
>>174184386Too cheap to put the heating on and I think I'm particularly sensitive to developing them for some reason.Not because of the quote and quote """"cost of living crisis"""" though, I was too cheap to put the heating on last year too and also had chilblains for about four months then
got a whiteboard lads just put it on my wallget in
>>174184663yes they do
diego putting on his name as though he hasnt been here all week:
Jesus died for our sins didn't he lads
>>174184537>passed out drunk before the game was over>giants were winning when I fell asleep>this post reminded me to check>cowboys wonthanks bud. made my day a bit worse
>>174184807yes mate. not just ours, but everyone's
>>174184827I love blue
>>174184807>>174184848Why are we still suffering then
>>174184827cowboys >>>>> eagles
>>174184807Jesus died for his own sins
wtf lads just went to the toilet and yellow stuff came out of the end of my willy
>>174184879does this make you suffer?https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1669364644635744.jpg
>>174184978what is that
>>174184827Pic reminds me of how colouring pesticides blue and purple stopped being an effective deterrent to accidental poisoning because kids are used to food and drink being all sorts of artificial colours
doing a paymenthttps://www.studyassist.gov.au/paying-back-your-loan/loan-repayment
>>174185032shant be ever doing this
Never heard of a child dying from ingesting poison. Or any number of random ways children are supposed to be able to die if left unattended.
>>174185075ate car battery acid residue as a kid cus i thought it was sherbet
>>174185032Only accrues at CPI so under usual circumstances it's not worth doing if you've got other debts to pay offPaid mine off back when there was a bonus for voluntary repayments so sucks to be you I guess