Do Japanese people know how autistic this custom is?
>>168945477I don't get it. They cry if you use their first name?
>>168945495You have to be like very close to them I would guess
what do you expect of people that willingly isolated themselves for centuries?
Japs be like 'this conversation indicates the pure animosity, rage and intent to kill of rurosakejinichi at kusosobagaki by his complete disregard of honorifics when wishing him and his family good health and luck'.
>>168945701cool tublr screenshot from 9gag
>fainting from common cold>nosebleed from being aroused>noises from stomach when hungry>stroke when called by first nameWhat's wrong with Japanese anatomy?
>>168945477adult don't watch anime
>>168945477My name is satou misaki.satou san---teacher,stranger and friend'sfriend misaki chan---friend misakichi---best friendmisa---bfnot autisticOnly people with whom I have a close relationship call me by my first name.
>>168945477It’s the opposite of autistic. It fucks up life for autistic people who cannot use social skills to know when to use the correct name while normal people can feel it without thinking
>>168946259so when strangers ask you for your name you tell them your last name?
>>168946371Unless asked, yes.What's your name?satou desuWhat is your first name?misaki desuga...like this
>>168946259in japan if i was your bully how would i make fun of your name, for instance in english i would call you shartou misacunt
>>168945495from my limited experience in anime, the point where you call a girl by their first name is pretty close to the first kiss
>>168946620fuck offgo back to Vietnam, cunt
>>168946721Behold, the danger of anime
>>168945607>>168946721So how are you supposed to address them?
>>168946815You call them by their last name.
>>168946259can you attach sanchankuns etc onto either nameso baka gaijin can be called baka-chan or gaijin-kun
>>168946815Through their chaperone Make sure you never look at her in the eyes or even acknowledge her presence
>>168946259I would ravage your bussy Misa-chan
>>168945477I call my wife ikuchan
japanese are emotionally stunted autists whose lack of social skills is further fueled by their soul crushing workaholic society and media that actually endorse a lonely life of vidya and cardboard girls. big deal, post moar usami.
>>168945477They would be tiresome when live in country like mine or Kazakhstan > hey, Chareaonpokapanichkul want to play football with me?> Chareaonpokapanichkul, Do you like Amorntheppreechapong? I think she's cute
>>168946877Do they also wear burqas?
>>168947015I hadn't ever even thought about something like that before. That'd be annoying as shit.
>>168946950How old are u?It's my mom's nickname.
>>168945477Japs are retarded
>>168947015that's when you use nicknames
>>168946735anime has rot your brain, take it easy chinaman.
Imagine being such an NPC that you get refered to by your family nameMight as well just have you social security number as your name
>>168947633but, the family names are more diverse than the first names in western and middle eastern countries, aren't they?
>>168946620>shartou misacunttop keknever change Australia
>>168948099Are you serious? In most western nations like 80% of people share 10 last namesIn Korea like 20% of the population is called Kim as a last name
>>168948099probably depends where. if you live in some rural area half the people you encounter might have the same names coming up again and again
>>168948099no they arent the country with the most variety of surname is my ownbut what should i expect from the four seasons japan kakoii desune right
>>168948384thats only in spain tard
>>168948426why italians are so xenophobic? Even more than japanese people
>>168948384ah, yes. China and Korea are as well the family namelet nations.but in my impression, you can have 3 Joses in your classroom while it's rare to have 2 Dalis at the same time.
>>168948586because the whole world hate usalso some roman arrogance remained in us still lingers
>>168948426and then when japan was formed and the 4 seasons perfected the legendary japanese sun spirit amaterasu descended and laid an egg upon the hands of the first emperor. this is why the japanese egg is so superior to western egg. it was blessed by both the hands of the emperor and the anus of the sun.
>>168948384>In most western nations like 80% of people share 10 last namesEh? You'd be really unlucky to find two people with the same surname in a school or workplace here, unless it has like a 1000 people employed/enrolled in or they're siblings.The most popular surname in Poland is Nowak and according to gubmint statistical data ~203k people have it, which is 0.54 % of the country's population. Second most popular is Kowalski/Kowalska (138k people) so 0.36% of the country.Are you fuckers really all called gonzales and fernandez?
>>168945477I seriously hope you guys stop watching love-story anime. If you don't understand this is totally fictional story, you have mental problem.
>>168950891You say I don't have high chances of picking up a 17 year old runaway girl to help her get her life in order while she does my chores and tries to seduce me?
>>168950891They're weebs, of course they have mental problem
>>168950891wtf japonpipo don't look like this???2
>>168945477>tfw last name was too annoying to say by Japanese people so everyone used my first name.I was slightly disappointed.
>>168945477>>168945515Is this why japanese girls love bwc? Bwc gaijin calls her by her first name and that means he's dtf?
>>168945495it's like grabbing a boob or fingering without permission in the rest of the world
>>168945799It's not their fault inferior gaijin brains can't process their level of extreme subtlety and complexity
we would have won the war without japanese
>>168951960t. lost to the fucking greeks
at least among men its not uncommon to call each other by the last name, at least it used to be until recently.
>>168952066Again, due to Japanese presence
>>168951960You would have won if you switched sides earlier
>>168946259>t.watched Welcome to the NHK
>>168952066I wanna sniff brat ass
>>168945477People I meet sort of default to using my last name when addressing me, so when someone actually calls me by my first name it's someone who is close to me and it feels nice
>>168952282>Doesn't understand coup d'etatsTakeshi-sama...
>>168945982>noises from stomach when hungrybut thats normal for everybody
>>168952783No, why? Only when you are... gassy
>>168948099No. It depends on the language/country, but there are far more English surnames than Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc. Different sources for the names, more variety.
>>168952969>years under soviet rule forced russian bodies to evolve to not react to hunger anymore
Pretty sure the japs get pissed if you are a stranger and call then by their first name.They see it as some asshole being too friendly
>>168946259This is considered to be very autistic anywhere else in the world
>>168945477japanese are autistic by genesthat's why they don't understand sarcasm or ironyand why all their "comedy" has to be severely exaggerated their humor don't grow above that of a 6 year old
I also call some of my friends by their last name.
>>168946620This is why I defend you guys when Asians say that you need to get rangebannedNever change Australia
>>168946815Last name with kun and the end
>>168945982>nosebleed from being arousedthis (almost) happens to me thoughup inside nose can get very ticklish
>>168953280Only if you're their superior
>>168948099In Israel there is actually a bigger problem with family names being similar than first names
>>168952083Guys who are friends call each other by their last names, so it's the opposite of how it works in Japan.
>>168946259What is the exact difference between chan and kun? Is chan used as minimization and towards younger people while kun shows more affection towards the person?
my name sounds so weird that people think my first two names are my first and last names, my favorite japanese streamer once called me chan instead of kun, what does it mean?
>>168946620Now THAT'S diabolical.
>>168954873because I like this thread
japs are strange like that, they have these meaningless rules but as soon as they drink they'll literally ask you to do the grosses shit.very fake way to relate to ppl
>>168945982>>168952783>>168952969>>168953074>>noises from stomach when hungryMy stomach sounds a lot when I'm hungry.
>>168950891>you have mental problemwhere do you think you are?
>>168955858when would a friend stop using CHAN and drop honorifics completely? best friends forever or only someone you are dating or married too?
how many anime tropes about japan is true i wonder
>>168953332Wtf are Asians a different species?
>>168950891but I want to find love in Nippon!
>>168946620>shartou misacuntActually made me snort lmfao
>>168946259What if you were in a group with your family members, would I have to call both of you satou san? Wouldn't that be confusing?
>when a womeme in Japan has kids she is only known as “Mother” from that point forwardImagine calling your wife “Mom” for the rest of your life
>>168957757You can call her firstname-san in the occasion. That's a exceptional case.
>>168950891You're not fooling me Takeshi, I WILL find love in a japanese high school
>>168958027Why are your tea ceremonies autistic?
>>168951089This basically happened to me tho. Shits cash.
>>168945477>NOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN CULTURAL NORMS
>>168955526What sort of gross shit has drunk japs asked you to do?
>>168958644sexual stuff all the time, like pooping and tyeing
>>168948384that's just Spain, for some reason 50% of you are Hernandez Gonzalez Martinez Garcia and Fernandez that's not normal
>>168958684As in they asked if you wanted to piss and shit on them? Yeah that is pretty gross
>>168958027What about sweets? is it true that you have to be careful when gifting sweets and give a different one depending on personal relation?If I gave you chocolate for birthday would that make me a fag?Answer me Satousz Misaczkiewski
>>168959206aren't they mostly p*lish
>>168953454-chan is kind of a childish, cutesy version of -san
>>168959386>eyetalians leave their collapsing shithole for a better place wow you really showed him
>>168958945no if they could take me to a love hotel and poo on me and have sex; im not a woman btw so it was doubly gross
>>168959092Idk such rules. But there are sometimes incredibly autistic rules which people don't know here.Do you have people called マナー講師(manner instructor) who teaches people such rules in your country?
>>168959651>But there are sometimes incredibly autistic rules which people don't know here.Tell more.>manner instructorNo. If you are socially stunned they just ask you to visit "mental health institutions" and give you some bullshit diagnosis of non-existing disease.Also London is just a mix of all kinds of people from everywhere so there is no major universal customs, everyone just behaves differently depending on who they interact with or interact with their designated ethnic circle.
>>168945477I think this is only true for grade school and middle school kids. And I don't think girls care that much to be called by their first name, it's more of on boys side. It's a puberty thing, they either don't want to be seen close to a girl (this most likely happens in grade school) or they are too self conscious to call a girl by her first name (middle school). After high school, no one really cares.
For another thing. People don't call someone as -Senpai after high school. As a matter of fact, it only happens in middle school and high school, so you are addressed as David-senpaj only when you are 14-18 yo.
>>168946259can I call you misaki-sama and beg you to step on my chinchin?
>>168961399my office fantasies are shattered
>>168945477Because Yor is Anya's stepmother, she refers to her as Anya-san ie. Miss Anya. Her stepdaughter. Miss. Yeah, Nips are collectively autistic.
I stand too close to Japanese people, address them by their first names, ask them intrusive questions and press them for solid responses when they become avoidant, and I do it all while eating loudly on public transport.
>>168961754this attitude is why the UK ruled the world at one point.
>>168961690What's so strange about it? You wouldn't call someone by their nickname the first time you meet or at least you'd ask them if it's okay for you to use it, right? It's the same principle.
>>168945846tumblr is a cool place now, the purge moved all the trash to twitter
weebs are niggers
>>168949852>gonzales and fernandezCorrectomundo
>>168946620>shartou misacuntmy fucking sides
>>168946620I dont get it?
>>168945477nothing autistic about it outside of the reaction that is
>>168945477The Japanese are notierious for their idiotic customs. Like worshiping a fastfood icon as a god and throwing themselves off rooftops when they get less than perfection on their report cards. Very stupid and idiotic people indeed.
>>168947015Those aren't real names
>>168945495It's like you are defilling them.
>>168945982Japanese people are unironically the only people left in the world who have souls
>>168945982You wouldn't understand...https://youtu.be/T1QDYvVVq28
takeshi(t) - sama i kneelTAKESHI TAKESHIT!!!!!!!
>>168951960We will win next war.
>>168969449The only war you're winning is the war against natality.
>>168946259what are you, a faggot?
>>168969826We lose again.
>>168957900My dad calling mom a nickname.
>>168960156 >London is just a mix of all kinds of people from everywhere so there is no major universal customsAgree. On the contrary, Japanese society is homogeneous (composed of 98% Japanese people), that's why the language is high context and costoms keep autistic imo.Pic is called お辞儀はんこ(bowing stamp). That subordinates should stamp diagonally toward their superiors. Considered ridiculous, but apparently actually practiced in some organizations.
>>168970506Immigration and mixing was a mistake
>>168945515why she crying goo though
>>168948594Jose is a first name
>>168953983Chan is also used to men too.it make more friendly.ie)Shinpei--->Shin chanSouta--->Sou chan
>>168945477In Serbia the order and importance you choose for your first/last name sends a message.For example, when you sign something, last name first implies you put the collective first, first name means you're putting the spotlight on yourself as an individual.Similarly it represents formality and familiarity, last name shows distance and formality, first name shows the opposite.Both ways are legal, and we are taught that when we sign our name somewhere we are making a conscious choice and that it is ours to make.
>>168958454you're trying to hard to fit in
You don't how different Japanese language is
>>168953454I always thought chan was feminine and kun masculine.
>>168946259Misa me so horny
>>168969824apologizing won't work, try lobotomy.
>>168946259i will call you "pelotudo"
>>168976423you will never be funny
>>168976546it is to cry not to laugh