The Queen is a lizard person edition
i hate w*men
>>164680446wtf is this image real??
>>164680517You're really committed to this gimmick aren't you?
love finance but it's fucking brutal sometimes. you get everything you deserve if you're using leverage on shitcoins.
The sweltering summer of 2022.
>average age to move out of parents house in the uk is 24wtf i thought we were supposed to leave the as soon as we turn 18have i been yankified
ARE PIXI IS LIVE NOWhttps://www.twitch.tv/pixi_dixx
>Households have been warned that the UK’s “golden era” of cheap food is over, as official figures published on Friday pointed to the toll of the cost of living crisis, with two in five people buying less food to get by.
the ukrainian entry is actually pretty decent to be fair
Makes you think doesn't it
>>164680600he's right though
>>164680723haha bet they've got a proper man voice, hope that ruins it for so many tranny obsessed freaks
>>164680723how unutterably grim
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin>no friends since 2014>can't drive, tried learning and failed my test and gave up>boring office toil job>still live at home>barely talk to my parents>no hobbies except playing games
>>164680874actually his voice isn't that bad
>Ukraine favourite when the Dutchies song was 10x betteroof
why thank you kind stranger
>>164680898drinking a Ribena blackcurrant juice drink?
>>164680726We still haven't even imposed the border checks on food from EU countries. When that comes in, it will cost a few billion more and price food even higher.
>>164680905why would you even want to drive in the uk though
tucked up in bed me
>unironically like the Ukrainian Eurovision Song because this rap folk song is in UkrainianI watch Eurovision for different flavours of countries, not some cheesy English pop songs.
>>164680446The UK is the best country on earth.>>164673156
>>164681026it's 9pm on a saturday mate what are you doing
>France isn't singing in French
Mental how the only year we have a good entry Ukraine gets invaded so gets the sympathy votes
women are perfect angelic beings
>We have seen cost of production increases that mean we are expecting to see food inflation at 15%
got all my savings on ukraine winning.
>Uber eats gives me a $15 off coupon for any order over $30>Get a $30 order ready>final charge is $25 not including tipWhat the fuck is point then?!
>>164681057please don't post this anymore
>>164680446It must just be English sarcasm. Your country is fucking incredible. The women dress better and are less fat, they have better personalities, are more intelligent, easy going, more approachable, have cute accents, everywhere is a fucking historical brick building or home, you have quaint brick roads, public transport that works, higher median wealth than us, culture, history, more of a social safety net for healthcare, better education, better roads that aren’t cracked to fuck, cities that are modern and historical at the same time (and not run down), much less crime, $30 flights to anywhere in Europe for a cheap weekend getaway for a few hundred dollars, better music, more things to do (especially compared to bumfuck America which is a vast majority of our country), your country is much more beautiful than mine we have cheaply made houses and buildings with no soul, you’re 85% white and yet also have people from everywhere across the world to meet, a beautiful countryside, castles, cathedrals, medieval and tudor style pubs, healthier food, cheaper internet and phone bills, no need for a car, the UK is fucking great. Also the weather isn’t even bad, it’s nice and never too hot or too cold. Rain is also comfy. You also have longer days in the summer.Why is the UK so fucking nice? Fuck. London isn’t bad at all. Hate this country wish I were a bong.https://youtu.be/vyOg_Idv644 [Embed]https://youtu.be/lNFI01U83Ao [Embed]https://youtu.be/M0tB-f1mmEY [Embed]https://youtu.be/CSroMA61uh4 [Embed]https://youtu.be/I4CvgVuDbzw [Embed]https://youtu.be/bAgkeogi_5E [Embed]https://youtu.be/SncSqZGTYzw [Embed]
In my 30s and never even been on a date
>>164681295Is that Dua Lipa?
>>164681494they do that here as well
massive luna pump incoming lads. buy a bag now or be poor forever
>>164681640I think now is a good time to get on a dating app.
>>164680723Oh my days nice fucked up teeth you've got there you ugly trannyYour voice sucks as well
>>164681090why are you doing this, you're just embarrassing yourself
>>164681766Been on them for 7 years
>>164681715why now? i've been holding since last night
>>164681836better voice than camii tho
>>164681667doesn't look anything like her you faceblind autist
Annual tradition watching:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg&ab_channel=Channel4
>>164681875>Been on them for 7 yearsIt's been a good run
this pork pie is bussin lads
>>164681792I'd suck his willy and testicles
the late dinner x
>>164682043You know that pastry is made using wheat don’t you
>>164681878big burn off about to happen
>>164680723I just don't get it, the guy doesn't pass at all. How fired must your brain be?
Someone tell pixi on twitch that I want them to shit in my mouth
>>164682186He's a tranny discord user who is probably paid to spam here for propaganda reasons.
Having gotten six replies from you retards I'm sure he will never ever post about it again.
>>164682135looks like my toilet after a bad currry
the way you keep me fitthe way you never quit
VERY slim pickings on tindertoil tonight lads
>>164681851Because you can't refute it?
>>164682135love poo and mash me
>>164682357He's probably right. I've seen that fella posted around here a couple times.
>"It’s me, your fave giant disco ball"
>>164682486she actually looks ok here
Reminder the most oppressed people in the UK are the North London, cycling, manbun wearing, Vegan, white cis male glasses wearing cat loving hipsters
>>164682546lol her waist is like the ring of saturn
Closing in on the year, get in there
>>164682475There is no "tranny discord", it's literally a schizo invention
>>164682616being a dickhead's cool
>>164682486Ayyy missa fat de pheebs mi greatest customer unfortunately we don’t have di pasta or di dessert tonight as no wheata. Mi sorri mi sweet pheebella
Ordered a KFC, wonder what bit of it they’ll fuck up. Don’t think I’ve ever ordered from there and had everything correct
>>164682797corr would love to spaff inside her
tireddunno if i should go to bed or wake myself up a bit
>>164682840so why continuing ordering from them you stupid fuck
>>164682840You know what they use for the batter right?
>>164682840my town is like 99% white, never had a kfc order fuckup in my life
>>164682357>>164682650How else would you explain the same group of posters (a few British, some Aussie, at least one Kiwi), who coordinatedly spam the exact same trannies on /brit/ often at the exact same time as each other? They all have that same gay Twitterspeak manner of posting, too.It's not as prolific as the wider tranny-spamming problem across the rest of 4chan (eg. The Hunter Schafer spammers who are definitely one MASSIVE spam group and are definitely paid), but there is evidently a small group of Brit and Aus/NZ spammers who concentrate on propagandising /brit/ because they know there's a lot of pathetic young lads here who will jack-off to anything, that they can "convert to their cause".
>>164682840What are you ordering?
why do mainland europeans always seem so..... weird
gotta admit that i've never liked going to pubslike bars and clubs but not pubs
>>164682917Fuck off faggot
>UK Eurovision song is actually not badWonder if we'll win this year
>>164683162i doubt it's really organized, it's more likely those freaks are here all the time and when one decides to randomly start posting them they all join in
>>164683268Probably for the best lad. Pints are made with wheat whereas vodka is made with potato’s
>>164683354Obviously ukraine will win. Also don’t want us to win anyway, it’s tradition that we get 0 points. Was howling when our lad got 0 points and celebrated like he won
>>164683403They all have the exact same posting style and when one appears, at least one or two of the others inevitably shows up too. It's definitely a co-ordinated discord of spammers. Probably all trans themselves, too. It's pathetic.
Graham Norton ripping these weird presenters a new one is pretty funny
surprised nobody posted /brit/ gimmicks in pixi's chat yet
>>164683596Nobody cares about you, you fucking ugly tranny
Everynight when I lay in my twin size bed i just wonder, where is my brother
>>164683511or it could literally just be them copying each other rather than some secret co-ordinated effort
Why the fuck is brit so dead tonight, don’t tell me this thread is unironically full of deanos who are out shagging my sister tonight
>>164683751we all got given gfs
>>164683591i have to hand it to him, he certainly makes the whole thing watchable. It's a shame he can't make any comments during the performances, it should be constant like MST3K style
*lobs one of these at your back*
>>164683698i'm not the tranny you fucking schizo
>>164683751feds dun raided the /brit/block senpai, got man moving ghost rn you feel me brudda?
>>164683268Opposite for me. Much prefer pubs to bars and clubs.Clubs are okay if you're very pissed or high on something, and bars are okay if you're drinking with cool people, but pubs are always based, in my view.
>>164683162Who are you quoting
>>164684002Didn’t catch a word of that you seppo
>>164684060fuck off you're the tranny
Can’t wait til all the shaggers get home drunk, you lot are BORING
>>164684034always feel that pubs are very dingy and all round uncomfy
*stumbles drunkenly into /brit/*Alrrrrrinlads
Might answer the door to the deliveroo man naked
PARISMOSCOWWASHINGTONKUALA LUMPURTOKYOBRUSSELSHONG KONGBERLINJAKARTANEW YORKSTOCKHOLMROMESHANGHAICARACASCOPENHAGENMEXICO CITYAMSTERDAMATLANTAGENEVAMARSEILLESLISBONSEOULSINGAPORESAN DIEGONAPLESBOSTONANTWERPTHE WORLD HAS COLLAPSEDONLY BRITAIN SOLDIERS ON
anyone have that webm of primus the yanks entering brit
*takes advantage of the lull in posting and makes a run for the thread exit*
Your pm isn't a pussI kneel
>>164684899based mitch mconnell was there today as well
Some /pol/tard just shot up a supermarket in America and left behind another neo-nazi manifesto in which he specifically credits 4chan and the NZ mosque shooter for radicalising him.Get ready for another summer of non-stop "white man bad" and calls to restrict your personal freedom "to stop white supremacy". This shit is going to EXPLODE in the news.
>>164684899Boris is a shagger
>>164681058>Eurovision>2022It's basically a pride festival now, lad. Drop it.
So this is the last brit then With the current price of wheat I’m not shocked
I thought pixi dix was an ugly tranny too... but now after watching this Twitch stream I have FALLEN IN LOVE I want her to be my gf now... I have been coverted...
>>164684060Haha done them
>>164685074Ffs dont make shit like this up
Remember eurotrash? 90s TV was fucking mental
>>164685074what the fuck is wrong with yanks
>>164684881*jams a crowbar between the door handles*
>>164685393It's literally happened lad. Look on /pol/. Just a matter of time before it hits every news station and politicians will be calling to shut down 4chan as it's a "terror threat".
>>16468546590s/early 2000s were the peak of TV, before it got too censored and restricted
Imagine if someone got radicalised by brit. Would their manifesto just be “poo bum willy wank gibbypoo”?
MY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY HORSE
hang on why the fuck is australia performing in eurovision
>>164685645>it definitely happened lad just look on /pol/ Go back.
>>164685082Shags women with fat asses I bet
Ordered a zinger box meal and a mini fillet burger from KFC but got full up after half the mini fillet burger ffs
Australia typical bent performance
>>164685811Fuck knows mate but they’ve been doing it for years, pretty funny desu
>>164685953Not even gonna click that
>>164685953Always forget how retarded people on pol are
>>164685811It was a "joke" for the 60th anniversary or whatever. Then they made it permanent. Not like it really matters since fucking Azerbaijan are in it and they're about as European as Australia.
>>164685938>starts crying at the endwhat happened to the manly australian lads that beat up roos and sank tinnies all day
>>164686087>>164686131You can literally see the parts of skull escape from her head
>i have a good attitude in life because im a good little boyngmi
when I finish a can of beer I like to crush it in my hand because it makes me feel like an anime character
>>164686343Not gonna even click that link, just saw “the white man marches on” and knew it wasn’t even worth a click these people are freaks
Our lad this year can actually sing really well
anyone else reminded of that Babylon Zoo song when they hear this
>>164685090Guess I will rely on YouTube and Spotify more to search for unique European music rather than watching this carnival of rust.
>>164686529>>164686131>>164686087It's a glow-op. They're going to use this to ban 4chan and to tighten gun control in America.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen the euros cheer for a brit this is mental
is curiosity cola any good
>>164686711That was actually a good song. This is shitty MOR wank
hows eurovision then?
>>164686916>They're going to use this...to tighten gun control in America.oh no that sucksanyway
>>164685074blatant false flag
>>164686916find it more likely a /pol/tard is a mong instead of it being an op
>One of the only 5 posters right now is a pol schizo
>>164686916wait why is that a bad thing again
Mika making loads of mistake lol
>>164686916They’re not going to ban 4chan retard
>>164683511>exact same posting style The irony of poltards saying this. You literally all sound the same when you spout your schizo conspiracies and buzzwords
Presenter in the pink suit is a proper retard jesus christ
Just had sex twice with a hot slag lads. Now heading over to my gfs lol I’m a bad human being
>>164687205The guy explicitly mentions in his manifesto he browsed 4chan for 2 years since the covid lockdowns and that radicalised him. In the current climate, western governments have been looking for any possible excuse to shut down problematic websites such as this. This guy just gave them the perfect excuse. It's over.
I'M UP IN SPACE AHHHH
>>164687405Please stop posting in brit
>>164687405lmao imagine thinking this how fucking new are you. 4chan has had more mass shooters than you've had hot dinners
>>164687405People are crazy. Only two years rad'ed him? Been here since 2005 and I'm the sweetest man in the world. Weak brains out there
>>164687405youre brand new to 4chan aren't you
>>1646874054chan is more useful as a honeypot
> screams about how they are going to take our guns away for a decade>Nothing ever happens> Current year broke gun death recordsReckon the government is useless me
Diego is my hero
>>164687588>>164687537I've been here for over a decade. Things are different now. Western governments are desperate to ban sites like 4chan that still allow full freedom of speech and anonymity. All they need is the right tragedy and/or glow-op, and it's over in a flash. They have the power to do this now.
>>164687875Yeah yeah 2 more weeks etc.
>be american>get shot
>>164687509F1 legend Mika Hakkinnen?
>>164687923We'll see if /brit/ still exists in a year's time. I'm not optimistic, personally.
>>164687875then it just gets re-hosted in a different country. simple as
Please stop replying to the schizo
>>164688260That looks like me if I was Harry Potter and retarded looking and not hot
Going to church in an hour
>>164688260tarquin goes to the footy
>>164688401can you explain why south america has all these bizarre simpsons memes?
>>164688260harry pottah and the boobah of milk
>>164688256need to be more specific
>what the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
pixi really doesn't pass without the angles and filters, literally looks like a bloke in a wig with cat ears on
pol should've been banned years ago>containment boardthey'd all just go to 8 channel
thinking of gibbymoo xx
>>1646878754chan actually doesn't allow "full free speech" technically, or anonymity. Users are anonymous to eachother but they can find you in a second if you make a threat or whatever. Just saying. No reason to shut it down they love this shit
>>164688614is that still going?
Front page of CNNWhat the fuck LOL
>pol should've been banned years ago
Washed my hands with soap TWICE and they still smell of this slags fanny that I just shagged. Jesus
CUS IT'S A BITTER SWEETSYMPHONYTHIS LA HAIIIFFF
>>164688481No idea mate, that one isn't particularly bizarre
>>164688614Pol got worse since 4chan got discovered by schizophrenic boomers, used to be sort of funny sometimes but now it’s just unadulterated insanity
Zinger burger isn’t even spicy ffs
I'd just like to take a moment to point out that everything I've posted here is satire
>>164688643watched a nice video of her earliervery enjoyable
/pol/ pre-2016 was fine and often fucking hilarious/pol/ post-2016 unironically deserves to be banned so they can all scatter off to some other imageboard or Facebook since it’s mostly boomer moms
need a gf like this
>>164688853/pol/ is completely unusable. A shame because sometimes you want to discuss a political event on 4chan, but without the absolute insanity and the parade of LARPers, bait posts and bots that comes with /pol/. The quality of discussion is a bit better here on /int/ but any politics threads get deleted and 3-day-ban'd within minutes. Sad.
Thinking about the time my mum caught me pissing in the bath I was about to get into lmao
got a shoutout from pixi on stream
>>164689131If you want quality discussion maybe you should fuck off to reddit.
>>164689158you're supposed to fill it with water mate
>>164689131I go on Brit/pol/ sometimes. Yeah some people on there are very extreme but not everybody.
>>164688853/pol/ was never good it was always full of schizo yanks calling everything a slide thread or jewish
>>164689117wtf I love Israel now
>>164689221How the fuck do you have a name that literally has 'banevade' in and you don't get bannedIs pixi autistic?
>>164689175her fingering herself in her broom cupboard
>>164689319I did fill it with water then I pissed in the water
>>164689391its for another stream I've been banned in, can't be arsed switching accounts. Never been banned from pixi
>>164689319>he doesn't piss in his bath before enteringoh my days.......
>>164689131Leftypol is better. Much higher standard if discussion
imagine you pissed in the bath every day, how many days would it take to fill it?
>>164689542get a life you pathetic sack of shite
Right so this is the last straw for this website then?
>>164689630Bout two weeks
rather steaminggoing to order a maccies soon
luckily only post on 4channel as there isn't a single red board that isnt 95% freak
>get a life you pathetic sack of shite
*farts in the general direction of Albania*
>>164689762You don't need to attach a selfie to your posts.
>>164689745yeah that's not gonna cut it with the alphabets mate you're getting v&
>>164688643is her face paralyzed and permanently stuck with this expression? grim
Remembering that time I did a shit in the bath, was a bit weird as a kid me
*gets black-bagged and thrown into the back of an unmarked van*
Quite funny what a fucking multicult shitshow this country is.
I'll be a hooligan even when I'm old
Quite funny what a pee pee poo poo bum wank this country poo poo poo POO POO POOO BUM WANK POO POOOOOOOOO POO
Was thinking about the mariana trench the other day. I have very deep thoughts
7 cans of guinness, wonder if I'll do jet black poos
>>164690120I was thinking about your mum's vagina the other day. I have very deep thoughts
>>164690120you thought it was filled with marinara sauce didn't you? fatty yank
'the rock' as it were
Holy fuck bros I thought it was fake but the mass shooting in New York was actually committed by this dude, this is a real manifesto LOOOOOL this website is gone for good
the shooter claimed to be ‘white’ but in the same breath claimed to be part italian
gonna start simping for pixi, sorry cami and gibbymoo
>>164690231> it’s realKek what, Google is fucking weird
>>164690316>support for chinasqqqqqqquealing what a mong
>>164690316HOW’S HE GOING GO EXPLAIN THIS ONE BROS HOW
>>164690277google "white american family" and look at the images
remembering my mate from secondary school saying he was scared he had got his mum pregnant cause he had a wank in the bath and his mum got in after him
if 4chan gets banned i am literally going to kill myself.
watching ww2 documentariesabsolutely MENTAL how much italians suck i'm starting to think we are honorary meds
>>164689996fuck off gchq
>>164690422kek I did this once
>>164690428just go on redditcasualuk is just as good really
4chan won’t get banned, maybe they’ll get rid of pol though
>>164690538>go on reddit>say anything mildly edgy>get banned for "racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia"yeah no thanksthis site is literally the only major place left on the web that still has any remnant of old internet culture
>>164690538Casualuk is literally boomers and typical Reddit wankers
>>164690708holy fucking grim
did this spacker even manage to kill anyone or was it just injuries
>>164690708The fact that this is actually real makes this fucking hilarious
>>164690914He killed 10 people and directly credited 4chan for making him want to do it.It's over. This website will be banned by the summer.
>>164690708who formats like that??
>>164690708is this some kind of modern unibomber manifesto?
think I've blown it with pixi, sounding like a right saddo in her chat
>>164690708this is what america does, it takes italians and turns them into germanic god-worshipping white supremacists
>>164690984Nah mate it’s the unibummer
>>164690914I heard at least 8, but people did die, this is a big one
>>164690958ah yes a glowie
>>164691035ah boss, hopefully they can shag me up the arse
>>164690997Brother…it does that to Puerto Ricans.I’m not kidding btw I had a security instructor who was Puerto Rican and wore blue contacts. Race politics in this country couldn’t be funnier
>she skipped my messages for another simpITS OVER
>>164690914fewer than the black supremacist last christmas
> brit general> can’t stop discussing yank shitCan we get back to just eating poo please
don’t give a fuck about yank apes killing each other this fucking BRIT Eurovision is on you sad cunts
>>164690441/blog/ not /brit/
if we get 0 points this year I'm never visiting Europe again
>>164691151You are truly fucking pathetic.
>>164691215please delete this immediately