inb4 the animetards
>>158153224hes always in you're heart anone
moot still comes here
>>158153260As I've gotten older, I've come to understand moot's decision to move on from the 'chon. I too would have done the same in his shoes, I reckon.Hope the glorious bastard is doing well, wherever he is.
>>158153300He is happier than anyone on this website and I want to be more like him
>>158153270you envy him>>158153300yeah and you must be chad
>>158153313I wouldn't know.
ifunny has a lot of gems
>>158153313then why is he making the "soy" fear grimace?
>>158153313>He is happier than anyone on this websiteHow do you know that do you live in his brain? Exactly you're just a weirdo SEEK HELP FUHREAK
>>158153357Because he is content with his beautiful life and doesnt care at all about some stupid stigma online
this image turns you on
>>158153417the baseball one
>>158153300where is the good & the bad in this equation?
>>158153444I think right or wrong is more the realm of philosophy.
>>158153129>>158153201>>158153242>>158153248>>158153260>>158153270>>158153298>>158153299>>158153300>>158153313>>158153326>>158153333>>158153337>>158153350>>158153351>>158153357>>158153359>>158153363>>158153371>>158153389>>158153408>>158153415>>158153417>>158153432>>158153444>>158153470>>158153483Just let out a huge fart into my hand and sniffed it haha eee what am i like x
>>158153483still missing the one about copyright
>>158153415Yes it does turn me on, not because of the feet but because the fact that the angle is at her feet and that she looks uninterested in me lowering me to nothing worth her while reducing me to something that should be kicked around at her feet.
this June of this year would be my 4th time graduating from HS and i haven't done nothing with my lifei still live in the same town too
I wish /r9k/ had one of those 30+ threads.I absolutely hate /r9k/ (full of tr*nnies, w*men, and z**moids), but those threads are genuinely nice.
>>158153556>4th time graduating from HOSwhat did he mean by this?
wake up pornaddict sheep
Do you ever post something and forget about it. Then you go back to the thread and read the post whole-heartedly agreeing with it until you realise you made it?
>>158153512But was that a dream too?
just ordered a fleshlight
so damn tired but I must continue working
Why shouldn't I move to the South? Would it be hard to immigrate here with only a trade skill? I plan to go to trades school, work in the field for 5+ years, then apply for a green card visa
>>158153687I always return to harvest my (you) s
>>158153560just stopped by r9k now and im pretty darn sure that all of those fembots and whatever are dudes and tranners larping and messing with each otherguess everybody needs a niche in the 4chins
>>158153724just immigrate illegally
>>158153499>>158153512>>158153520>>158153525>>158153556>>158153560>>158153571>>158153631>>158153687>>158153697>>158153704>>158153720>>158153724>>158153732>>158153741>>158153746This all me btw hahaha see what am I like exBok
OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAART
>>158153483>>158153520I don't see the "Error : you are banned" message on your pic.Not sure if /tg/ still bans you for posting with the name "Jim Profit". Pretty easy to get banned on /ck/ from what i've learned, just mention some politico-religious shit and enjoy your 24 h ban.
Gf is in med school and is constantly surrounded by attractive premed dudes hitting on her all the time and I’m insecure as fuck lol I could never match up to a doctor
https://files.catbox.moe/jo813b.mp4wtf is wrong with jap niggas
why do girls feel like it is okay to get fat after they've gotten married
>>158154198You know why.
>>158154198They don't feel that it's okay, it's often a byproduct of aging.
Fucking hate math buds
>when an az*n gets uppity with mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZmBFTxW9M
>>158154079Looks fake.Plus no blood.
>>158154230A L E X S H O R E S
>>158154072Doctors are literally the worst kind of people.
>>158154251Where is he now?
>>158154116Nigga making me do doubletakes here i thought that was my chem noteswish i saved them yours is a couple degrees neater than mine
>>158154072Hate to say it, but it's over.
Sometimes I wonder if I think I'm normal but I come across as a fucking weirdo to other people.
>>158154235I don't know why I still listen to his show. I don't have anything else that makes me feel like I have friends I guess
>>158154284I never took notes.
you're not allowed to get fat. that's in the agreement before i marry you.
>>158154245He stabbed the man with the speed of light. Blood won't stick.
>>158154281he died in afghanistan during the evacuations
>>158154063Holy shit, Jim Profit is OLD.I started posting here in 2007, and this went down in 2006.Jesus.
legs are too heavy to move but I need to urinate
>>158154354idk, everyone else took notes. I just memorizedthen again I have ADD
>>158154320Wrong.Blood fucking gets everywhere. t. Almost died in a car accident.
also part of the agreement is i get to have sex with other females but you can't have sex with other men. take it or leave it
>>158154372Youve never been in an accident that was going at the speed of light, blood cant stick to that
"2022: the year of the gf" is not off to a good start buds
>>158154079>https://files.catbox.moe/jo813b.mp4what is this?
>>158154383Fair enough.Though, technically, if he was going the speed of light, he'd destroy the universe.
>>158154402i heard if you could actually travel at the speed of light you could just travel backwards in time
>>158154377Sounds great. I'm a heterosexual man.
>>158154383How do you know? Maybe he had an accident with a C&C laser.
>>158154436female applicants only
>>158154453blood cant stick to light buddy!!!
>>158154426 You'd actually have to go faster than light to travel into the past.Which is impossible, you'd need infinite energy to travel at the speed of light, not faster than it.
>>158154385I'm your gf now. Congratulations!
What if you were on a ship that was going one mile per hour leds than the speed of light and then you sprinted forward in it? Would you break the impossible to break light barrier?
>>158154456What, think you're too good to have me as a friend?
>>158154501no because you'd need infinite energy, which needs infinite mass
>>158154502don't @ me if you don't have a womb to incubate my seed
>>158154456>>158154502this nigga getting friendzoned by a man LMAO
what is the best state to get a cowgirl gf, the kind that owns a six shooter, not the one with the fat udders
i have a penis
>>158154501You'd fail to move forward. Each step would feel like a thousand years, you'd struggle to even get back to your cryopod if it was behind you.
In El Paso for a couple weeksShould I visit Juarez or would I be killed for being white if I went over there?Thanks
>>158154551why the fuck would you want to visit Juarez
ok but earth is already travelling at light sneed releative to other bodies so you can travel at speed of light minus one inside a vessel that's travelling at speed of light minus one and it's fine because everything is relative
>>158154551Go to the shiprock if el paso is in new mexico
>>158154551yeah i wouldnt set foot in juarez myself either tbqh
>>158154539texas, wyoming, or montana
>>158154568No it's not.Just because other bodies are moving away from us at lightspeed or higher doesn't that they or us are anywhere near lightspeed.
>>158154522>>158154545I think it would seem like you were running normally but due to time dilation you would actually be moving glacially slow to an observer standing still.
Hypothetically as a visitor to Mexico would the cartelANOs be more likely to leave you alone if you're a meek looking little faggot or a big tough guy? I can see meek attracting attention as a potential good target, but big guy 4U attracting attention as like a threat or a way for junior guys to prove themselves
>>158154568>travelling at light sneed releative to other bodiesnoEarth is rotating at 1000 miles per hourEarth is orbiting the sun at 67000 miles per hourthe sun is orbiting the galactic core at 448000 miles per hourthe galaxy is moving through space at 1.3 million miles per hourfar less than lightspeed
Which era of Michael Jackson was your favorite? For me, it's the Jackson 5.
>>158154622But how great is space moving, huh?
want to do the sleepful forever
This nigga really going to Mexico to look at a rock
>>158154609if other things are travelling away from us at light speed or higher that means we are travelling at light speed or higher relative to them as a frame of reference>>158154622that's not how relativity works
>>158154662im eating a burgerdo u miss work or are you already back
>>158154566I don't know, I can see it from my room right now. The X looks cool at least. There's got to be something else to do over there>>158154576I'm sure most of it is pretty safe. I'd just avoid strip clubs or buying drugs down there
finna sleppe now anons. see ya in a few
You'll never leave me alone, right /cum/?
>>158154677not back till sundaydidn't eat enough todaydid too much pcpslept in too lateneed to start setting alarms...
Haven't pooped since Thursday morning. I can feel a massive onw brewing
>>158154662Isn't that an Ozzy Osbourne Song?
>>158154585thank you amerifriend
why are redditors so mean to americans :(we aren't all bad...
>>158154695do it right now
>>158154611Actually, at near light speed, physics gets pretty weird.In a ship traveling 99% of the speed of light, in order to go 99.01% the speed of light, you'd have to expend an impossible number of calories. You'd perish before you even walk forward a meter.
>>158154573Looks like a cool mountain, have you been?El Paso is like 10 minutes from the New Mexico border
what rank is GS-15 in the federal service?
>>158154676Yes. That doesn't mean we are traveling at light speed.
>>158154715They're white supremacist shitheads who think that Nordic countries are heaven on Earth
>>158154645The person? Pre-noseThe music? Thriller followed by Dangerous.
>>158154721do whatset alarms? i will tonight... but i need to be able to sleep first....the question is how to achieve sleep first.
>>158154733no I havent but I really want to, watch out for indians and arrows if you go
>>158154695>did too much pcpwhat was it like?
>>158154765why do you need to sleep firstsleep is gay
I wonder how ugly I am if I could see myself subjectively
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Russia and the South are spiritual brothers. I support president Vladimir Putin.
Me posting to /cum/ likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
boutta go on that "10 hours of sleep in 48 hours" grind
>>158154785riiiiiiiiiiiding highon loves true bluish lightoooooooo oooooo ohh ohhh
>>158154749Guess it's GS-15
>>158154775i have too much of a tolerance so its mostly just manic effects.>>158154777sleep is very important
>>158154760Redditors only like Nordic countries because they don't understand that the Nordic countries' socialism is built on National Socialism, and that as their nations collapse due to mass migration, likewise their welfare states are either eroding from the political side or outright collapsing
While we're talking about the Southwest, is there any large-ish city in the region that isn't just sprawl?I really like the area, but hate how all the cities I've been to are set up down there.
>>158154828please dont eh sex post here
Would you date Gwen Stefani?
>>158154851She kind of scared me as a kid. She was probably the only female celebrity of the 2000s who I didnt end up masturbating to
>>158154851Did you know her father's name is Glen Stefani
The longest I ever went without fapping was after my grandma died when I was about 13 or 14. I thought that it'd be too embarrassing if she knew I fapped, since she was in heaven and could see everything, so I held out for a couple weeks until I decided she could just deal with itHave been a regular fapper ever since
I pulled a muscle in my leg and I think its turning me gay
>>158154851Nah, her personality probably wouldn't mesh well with mine.
is being the owner of a lonely heart really better than being an owner of a broken heart?
>>158154729But is that in absolute terms or relative terms? Like if relative time had slowed down a million times you wouldn't actually be running at 5 miles an hour, it would be more like 0.000005 miles an hour.
>>158154902If only 13-14yo you knew what kind of depraved shit your boomer grandma probably got up to in her boomer youth
Until my demands are met, I will continue to shit in the streetI will destroy the whole city if need be!Let the rules of WAR prevail
How does this webm make you feel
>>158154758Speed relative to what?
>>158154851No. Besides she must be like 50.
>>158154922That was actually part of how I justified it to myself.
>>158154919Only if you subscribe to the being cucked is being worse than being inexperienced model
>>158154851She was hot in Spider Man
>>158154837Beautiful Santa-Fe, but its in new mexico :(
Studying for the GRE and hating every second of it.
>>158154949Talking about peak Gwen.
>>158154973if it is for a engineering master, its not worth it
>>158154972Already wrong from the third line.Goverment just borrows what it doesn't have.
>>158154936>The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems. When such animals are born, their intestines are sterile and do not contain these bacteria. Without doing this, they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants. Piglets with access to maternal feces early in life exhibited better performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYgKCbFbWYIs this song happy or sad? I can't tell
>>158154968This looks like a pretty cool place. Meow Wolf Santa Fe looks weird
dinner was mediocre
I miss dad bands.
>>158154987Not an argument. Governments cannot borrow forever. Eventually ratings agencies will start downgrading credit ratings and eventually drop to junk bonds. If a country has its own central bank, then it'll start printing money until there's hyperinflation. See: what most Western gov'ts have been doing in the covid era for a taste of what they'll do when shit really hits the fan.
>>158155031SUPPER was great.
>>158154946To absolute space.
>planning on leaving job due to it being the most boring and travel intensive job on the planet>easy at least>get promoted this year and get a decent pay raise>taking any of the jobs I was looking at would have a reduction in pay
>>158155031dine on deez nuts>>158155061sup on deez nuts
>>158155031What'd you have?
>>158155048>Not an argument.It literally is an argument, Molymeme.>Governments cannot borrow forever.Doesn't matter. The theory was that vandalizing government property causes less money for immigration. That's simply not true. It's budget for and the money will be spent regardless. If I killed myself today, there would be fewer tax revenues in the future, but that would not mean less immigration.
are unvaxed canadians really not able to leave their country? As in, their government making sure they do not live the Canadas?Is it real? How does it feel like? dont canadians would much prefer to try and migrate to the USA? Or do they not like the high crime rate?Thanks guys
>>158155071u got played by toilberg hahapaid too much to leave uh oh that sucks
>>158155023Only East/Downtown Santa-Fe is nice though, outside of it it just looks like everywhere else in America except with mesa buildings and mountains
>>158154979Celebrities would all have insufferable egos. Especially frontpersons in a popular band.
You sit there in your heartache
>>158155101It isn't real.
>>158155101The Canadian government has made it illegal for vaccine-free Canadians to board any kind of shared transport like airplanes or trains. Hypothetically, it should be possible to drive to the US border and leave Canada that way, but the US government has closed the border to vaccine-free Canadians, and the US is the only country with which Canada shares a land border. Consequently, the only way to legally leave Canada at this time would be to buy a boat and sail away; just not to the US, since the borders are closed. Maybe someplace like Mexico or elsewhere in Latin America.
>>158155101It's kind of the case. I haven't left the country in 15 years and never really wanted to but Turdeau can take a long walk off of a short pier.
>>158155171Pure fantasy. I've seen two people drive down from Canada in the past month.
>>158155212What are you, a poodle?
>>158155195Were they unvaccinated though?
good night bros
>>158155195>the US government has closed the border to *****vaccine-free***** CanadiansLearn to read. Hopefully not damage caused by vax microclotting :(
Night buds, gotta get up early tomorrow
>>158155415It's saturday tomorrow.Good night
When we were young our future was so bright
I should become a St. Kitts citizen.
>>158155464NiceThis stuff was my grandpa's jamhttps://youtu.be/Ecy-uJegSg0
>>158155171but thats horrible, isnt it? The only way to leave the country is by boat. It sounds like something out of a movie. Why are not canadians trying to get out? It sounds claustrophobic as hell.Anyway, those who do not risk their lives for freedom I guess they did not deserve freedom anywayIm dumbfounded.... not able to leave your country. Now I understand why they say canadians are chinese and koreans.
When you buy a sub at subway (or other restaurants) do they cut it in half with the paper on?
>>158155538You can leave if you get the vaccine though. Not saying it's right, but it's not that difficult to leave if you go through that step.
I feel like ill never finish this, give me your support bros
>>158155541Sometimes. There is inner paper they cut before wrapping it in the big paper.
>>158155538>The only way to leave the country is by boat.This is not true at all.
How do you define "based"? The closest thing I can think of would be "awesome", but even that doesn't seem quite right.
>>158155617based has to be esoteric and against the grain.
it is what it is
i'm a changed man
>>158155614Did you read the Canadian's post?
>>158155590I seem to remember most subway locations cut in half and then wrap individually.But I know some places cut through the inner paper.
>>158155582You are NOT supporting me right now...
>>158155538Don't listen to Canadians on this thread. There is a 70% chance you are taking to an imbecile.
>>158155629>read the Canadian's post
i was a slave to my vices
canadians be likeVacinfarten macht frei
>>158155629Yeah. If you get in a car and drive across the largest land border in the hemisphere where 90% of Canadians live you can go to America and get on a plane even if you're unvaxed. It's easy to leave Canada.
>>158155538Canada has just been getting exponentially worse over the years, and I hate it here now. I will leave as soon as I reasonably can, in terms of making financial preparations and dealing with certain family matters. Especially with the endless on-and-off covid lockdowns, and constant arbitrary rule changes that make it nearly impossible to plan, it's as if progress in my life has been on pause for two years now. Given that there is no sign of this letting up, I see it as inevitable that I will be forced to leave. I don't want to leave; I have friends and family here, and my family has been here for centuries, but the government won't leave me the fuck alone, and I cannot live my life.
Leafs really be shittin it up tonight eh
>>158155541Looking for more replies on this one specifically subway though
I miss Jason.
>>158155614>>158155650Why are you lying
52.8% of Mexican-Americans identify as white
>>158155683>enter the US illegally>expect CBP to be happy when they get an IBIS hit while scanning your passport
>>158155683I don't want to illegally enter the US because my preference would probably be to move to the US, and if I am caught overstaying a visa or whatever, I'll get something like a 15yr ban from the United States. They might be lax about illegal migration by low-skill migrant labour, but that's not me
>>158155683>travelers who are not U.S. persons (i.e., U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents) will be permitted to enter the United States through a land POE or ferry terminal for a non-essential reason (e.g., tourism), provided they are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 and can present proof of COVID-19 vaccination status, in accordance with CDC guidelines.>Mandatory vaccination to boardIf you’re 12 years of age plus 4 months, or older, you’ll need to be fully vaccinated in order to board:>domestic or international flights departing from most airports in Canada, including charter and foreign airlines carrying commercial passengersMedevac flights are excluded, regardless of where they depart or landPrivate flights that don't require access to airports with a vaccination requirement are excluded>VIA Rail and Rocky Mountaineer trainsLet me tell you about your country
>>158155778>Private flights that don't require access to airports with a vaccination requirement are excluded
>>158155768Canada will turn Americans away at the border for having a five year old DUI. Why can't we be be friends?
>>158155794Assuming they're talking about general aviation.
>>158155800>Why can't we be be friends?Because you defaulted on your student loans.
>>158155794regional airports mannn get with the program
WTF, /pol/'s being /cum/pilled: >>>/pol/356520795
MY NOSE IS BLEEDING
>>1581540724chan is a breeding ground for insecurity
>>158155834Canada doesn't care about my default status, that's a civil matter.
have one of your parents ever told you that they were disappointed in you?
>>158155872Thought you were American.
>>158155800My dad's was turned away from the US for answering honestly when asked if he was ever arrested. He didn't even have a record. Border guards are small men.
>>158155874My dad says he's proud of me. My mom is worried about me.
>>158155874Yes but only because they knew I was better than that.
>>158155562Not saying it's right, but it's not that difficult to leave if you go through that russian roulette game.>>158155684Godspeed bro. Get out, live your life. You are free.
>>158155939>Not saying it's right, but it's not that difficult to leave if you go through that russian roulette game
i don't wanna go to sleepi want to keep listening to sad love songs
I like being friends with other midwestern people online because it feels like we live super close and it makes me happy seeing how close we are when I look at the map
>>158155980do you ever meet up?
>>158155846oh god it's backing up into my fucking mouth now
>>158155996Yea one time I met with a guy who I played games with who ended up only living 30 minutes from me at a car meet
>>158156005that's what she said
i use Amalgamated Bank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA4CHANTHE DRUG OF THE NATIONBREEDING IGNORANCEAND FEEDING RADIATION
>>158156099He had me until socialism.Rap is still batting .000
neonazis are cringe and delusional
>>158156099>we wonder how we've created a Jason generation
>>158156170Yeah especially fuck that socialist
>>158156187i don't realaly understand what a neon azi is
I>write React>miss deadlines>hate liberalsany QUESTIONS?
>look up character in a game to try putting a face to their name when they get mentioned>wiki>X WAS A THIS FAG IN THE GAME YOU ARE PLAYING. HE DIES AND KILLS THREE OTHER PEOPLE YOU KNOW. GET FUCKED RETARD ENJOY YOUR SPOILED GAME.
these poops are made for farting
>>158156287>N1, N2, N3, etcWhat does the N stand for?
you wish you lived in Japan
hes right I do, soon I will work for sega and I will make all of you who doubted me shine my penis for atonement
I'll never amount to anything.
My eyelashes are so long people sometimes ask if I'm wearing mascara. I'm secretly terrified people think I wear makeup
>>158156466don't let your enemies win
What does the n in /int/ stand for?
evens pcpodds benzo
>>158156466Don't let the bastards drag you down
What a fucking nightmare it must be to be a doctor.
>learning a language you'll never use>And if you do use it, it will mean living in japan
>>158153408>Girly manWell that brings me down memory lane...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo