Bright future editionSuicide hotline:Brunei: Emergency number: 145Indonesia: Emergency:112 Hotline:18002738255Malaysia: Emergency:999Hotline:(06) 2842500Philippines: Emergency:911 Hotline:028969191Singapore: Emergency number:999 Hotline:1800 2214444Thailand: Emergency number: 1323Suicide Hotline:(02) 713-6793Vietnam: Emergency number: 111 Suicide Hotline: 18001567
i love you
Please don't kill yourself
Just coomed and it felt amazing.
My phone got 5G receptionThat's new
>*looking at Chad*>*looking at (You)*It's over for us, isn't it?
>>158151750Bro, here my SSRI.
>>158152883what the fuck did i just read
>>158152918Vietnam: Emergency number: 111 Suicide Hotline: 18001567
I just realized the bitch I posted have bi-lids not monolids. Why is tiktok like this? Are they brainwashing us into loving monolids?
Leetcode's problem of the day is a fucking Hard one. It's over for my streak.
>>158153127Even chink themselves hate monolids.
>>158153127monolids can't look good
>>158153127>bi-lids not monolidsi dont even know what the fuck this mean bro
you will never be bilids
>zit on underside of dick and cant even touch it it hurts so bad
is pull out game a meme or does it actually work? my uni friend bragged that he has done it raw more times than with protection, and that he never got any of the girls pregnantI know he gets laid often but I'm calling bullshit on pulling out
20th for love yourself
Malaysia is like a game of dota or League, Chinese as usual hard carrying the lazy feeders (Malay)
>>158153360Birth control pills
>>158153344im sure thats the symptom of ebola?
>>158153411i mustve had ebola for 6 years then
>>158153427You had a zit for 6 years?
>>158153427Your dick just grew 6 years ago?
>>158153344>>158153427just pop it
>>158153402nvm you're right it was birth control pills
>>158153529Women will be women...
>>158153360> infertile> liar> get laid way less than you thinkIt's only slightly reduce risk because your coom often leak during intercourse.
>>158153503most become fat, just solid white bumps of fat that look like zits, but are rock solid
>>158153394Stop posting on 4chan and start working on (my) country GDP
>>158153953based neet enjoyer.
>>158153953don't care sir once my portfolio hits 7 digits (in myr) I'm moving to japan and enjoying my life there until my funds run out then im killing myselfI should have 2 years left
>>158154043My big bro had same idea but live like rock n' roll star here but he's fucking coward when the time come,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQCT7Tvlnkdoes asian person in this video speaks funny or this is how you actually speak
>>158154368he is having a stroke obviously
>>158154368Southoids here actually speak like that. Fucking yayoi ass homos with their high pitched voice.
>>>/sci/14090156>>>/sci/14090156maybe it's time to get rid of chin diaper bros.
seen any elves?HAHAHAH
>>158154661tebak siapa yang paling imut di /asean/?
>>158154713kamu. iya, kamu yang paling imut.
>>158154382>>158154412did he like the case? I don't speak thailand language
>>158154368Death link. Why did you watch reviewing video in language you don't understand?
do normie really?
>>158154841I fucking hate shopee and their annoying ads
>>158154824it worked for mehe took the thing apart unlike most other reviews who just jiggle around it reading specs off a phone
>>158154867at least before the dancing girl in the ads is cute, now its just boring and annoying
Why is there a suicide hotline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diRWpe59c7kthis RO fan video was the hottest shit back in the dayany seafags remember this?
>>158155018don't know if we had the same ads though, but the dancing girls are even more annoying. That ronaldo baby shark dance thing was the cringiest ads i've ever seen.
>>158154713you don't look like that
Please ultra goku ultra goku please brolly? Brolly ss4 a new hero
>>158155191and that's a bad thing because?
i should browse facebook more often. i missed a lot of christmas and new year promotions.
>>158155346Because it's disgusting
>>158154841Just pour cola with milk, 50-50 mix. Done.
sobat gurun best sobat
>>158155159Is it me or he's losing hair?
Geti want to be billionaire. Please teach me how
>>158153360Pull out only worth it if we can drench her face with cum.
>>158155555Wait, MEXICO?Also Malay and flipbros, please explain why you red
>>158155524Male baldness pattern
>>158155555my whore ex married to her rapist and now she looks happy.
tried sproke once
>>158155514Iya, ini mas orangnya yang ngata2in kadrun
>>158155642it's not a rape if you're getting paid.
>>158155642rape her rapist
>>158155555>philipine consent age is 13>marry your rapist>rape any 13 yo to marry themYou can't suffer
>>158155671>>158155672i'm currently looking at the pic of her husband. there's a chance her husband might be a brother of my 1st love. what kind of twist is this?
>>158155806shut up bitch stop larping
>>158155974>might bemost bugis have the same face structure and my 1st love have 5 brothers bruhhhhhh
>>158155555what does this law mean? if someone rapes you you have to marry them?
>>158156014You know what to do, gotta move to vietchong in the future.
>>158155642>my HS gf married to a beta version of me and has spawned twin boys last year.
>>158151750>laos not included
>>158155806I swear if this is turning into another PAPVAN BVLL post.....
>>158156070I will, and i'll rot thereVietnam and Thailand is always superior
>>158156131Weren't you born in burgerland kotbro?
>>158156110>had sex in hskys normie
Asean 10 years from now>>>/tv/162341002
>>158156110she have 2 kids now. i should stop looking at her facebook post and move on
>>158156014>>158156131Why the fuck do you want a suicide hotline
>>158156131so are you chinese or japanese?
>>158156389To flirting with operator.
>>158156185I fucking wish I did. She has always been a cute devout hijabi girl. And of course her husband was my classmate too.
>>158156213It has already begun, tho.
i respect women so much its unreal
>>158152803got 5G phone, I'm not even bothering to upgrade to VoLTE lmao
This guy single-handedly end racism in malaysia. https://www.reddit.com/r/malaysia/comments/s4ctst/part_2_i_replaced_the_racist_sticker_in_the_lift/
>>158156851hope he doesn't mind his wife and daughters getting railed by bbc every night
>>158152803Congrats, now you corona-chan can easily find you
>>158146939 >became strict because of british administrationHAHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHThis is unironically the worst of vommie propagandas.This gay odea was introduced by sjws in uk saying both caste system and sharia law in india was because of evil white colonialists.its BULLSHIT.>>158145676 this, here's a good channel on telegram on the subhuman religion that is Hinduismhttps://t.me/exhindu>>158146976 absolute fucking bullshit>>158145991 >nothing wrong with thisId call you a coomer, but youre actually just the worst kind of redditor .One of the milestones of civilizations is clothing, because this ensures men (and women) dont focus only on sex in life and focus on things like work and education, there's a reason every single advanced civilisation dropped nudism>>158146640 fucking lmao>what you're saying is what's couldn't be further from the truthhe is right, hindus' excuse for having no proof of metropolis is that muslims ajd brits burned their libraries, but the truth is a lot of their holy books today were unearthed and compiled by brits and Germans>>158146089 this is even worse cope>>158146105 honestly Guenon was just exoticising hindus' existence, like a zoo animal.Hindus themselves got too big a chip on their shoulder and thought they were philosophical giants or some shit>>158147015 islam cant replace genetics and culture.Adopting sharia law comes close, but unless that happens, you cant expect islam to influence amount of degeneracy>>158147128 free sex IS a bad thing.Literally only argument in favor of free sex is REEEEE MY FEELINGS>>158147353 you should fuck off back to redddit, faggot>>158146705 >buddha was indianlmao, wrong.Buddha was as indian as bulgaria was Roman, aka NOT.the conquests and forced hindufication of northeast india by indian conquerors was SPECIFICALLY because ot was seen as foreign.>>158147026 >muh "raping" nine year oldsobligatory posting
>>158156967Words words words
how do i unsubscribe??
>>158156999what a waste of trips you absolute n*gger
Ok Google, unsubscribe from this blog
alt + space + c
I didn't get a girlfriend last year so
>>158157116>same flag therefore same hecking person
>>158156066if she agrees to marry you the rape charges will be dropped
>>158157124what kind of candy is that?
>>158157124You have to add andocur to inhibit your T too.
>>158157146Come to think about it, I'm sure no way in hell that normal ppl know what this >>158157124 thing is.
meds of asean
>>158157204Suicide hotline:Malaysia: Emergency:999Hotline:(06) 2842500
>>158157147I ordered 50mg ones
>>158157124Where did you buy?
>>158157124Are you good looking ?
No one:Not a single soul:This video: existsThis comment: hold my beerMe: so you have chosen deathDeath Protecc, Death attacc, but with death, you don't come baccDeath: that's a big yikes from me dawgAlso death: I wasn't expecting special forcesMe: mom can we have deathMom: we already have death at homeDeath at home: surprised pikachu faceMe when I see death: Look at how they massacred my boyGirls Locker Room: This video literally makes me cry every timeBoys Locker Room: Who else is watching this in <current year>????This video: wait that's illegalAlso this video: why do I hear boss music???My FBI Agent: this chungus imposter is sus!!Plot Twist: illusion 100Girls with autism: no cap fr frBoys with autism: Sawcon deez nuts!!What if this was the only proof humans ever existed? Be honest you searched for this! In Minecraft! Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!
>>158156967BASED BASADO BASEDfuck coomer brainfried malayfaggots
I literally get more than 10 trannies a day liking me on tinder when I spoof to the philippines, why do you guys have so many and why the fuck do they all want to fuck some random white guy. They do pass a lot better than american monstrosities though
>>158157435Trannies do the same shit to every race.
Thanks Shopee sus amogus sus imposter
>>158157452trannies are not as ingrained in every culture as inj malay and thaibtw Laos are not Thai :)
They ain't Thai but Tai.
When was the last time you had a good news in your life /asean/? Like if you're an artist suddenly someone tells you that he/she's willing to pay big money for your stuff, of if you're a student suddenly your lecturers postponed a project deadline for 7 days, stuff like that.This pandemic has make everything worse it's easier for bad things to happen no matter what you do
>>158157508The latter, my lecturers postponed my essay deadline by 7 days so now I can sleep
>>158157435Trannies just swipe right everyone except if the said person is fellow trannies
Ehem let ME a balkanoid tell you about YOUR ASEAN culture
>>158157553I guess there's just more of them in the philippines then, the proportion of them is much highee
>>158157557Try reading this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampit_conflict
>>158157557which counter strike character is that
>>158157585red pill me on Communist holocaust in Indonesia
>>158157582I am certain that you will be able to get liked by more troons if the location is set to portland, seattle, SF, LA, denver, DC.Regarding troons pinoy, they might be forced to use dating apps because they simply can't compete on equal ground with horny 13-21 years old pinay
>ordered a Canh Cua Tom today (sweet & sour seafood pho)>has a fucking pineapples on itI love vietnamese food, but what the fuck is this shit
What's for lunch bros?
I need pictures for Tinder, how do I go about taking them?I just realized every pictures I have of me are pictures taken with family members
>>158154424one piece is real
>>158157585Oh that incident. No one give a damn because it's started by the Maduranese and they got folded by the Dayaks.
>>158157782Opor, 2 days wortth of opor.
>>158155598>Malay>t. nilai geografi 0
>>158157702What's wrong with pineapple? We're not pussies unlike those Americans who can't handle pineapple on pizza
>>158157910you don't look like that
>>158157899Because it's not delicious. I wouldn't think of eating pineapple on a soupy meal.
Why is biznet rangeblocked ahhhhhhhhwhy
>>158157793I just used a selfie and a shirtless mirror pic lol, not much effort
Selamat petang, any new hentai doujin bros? Tired of nhentai all the time the same, would love some lolicon and netorare shit. Can you recommend?
>another yet of my highschool friend is getting marriedHow to not become ugly and poor bros
>>158158000just bee urself bro
>>158158000Do you think they will spend the entire malam pertama having sex or nah?I think I can last for a week bro. I just need to find a wife.
>>158151750No hotline for Cambo?
>>158156213So more BBC for Asians in the future? Count me in!
>>158158084all the unsettled informed people already got taken care of
>>158158000Don't worry indo anon, we are in the same boat. Women are all whores anyway. Just find some meaning in life. If you want to fap, there is always hentai.
>>158157899Honestly, what is this meme/hate with Pineapple Pizza?
>>158158084I support Khmer Empire
>>158155555So if I rape a Thailand girl, I can marry her?
>Don't worry indo anon, we are in the same boat. Women are all whores anyway. Just find some meaning in life. If you want to fap, there is always hentai.
>>158158084You already did that during Pol Pot's reign.
>>158157978>I just used a selfiewell what pose?
>>158157361woah, youre new here
>>158158232Except I don't look like that lol
>https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/batam-child-sex-prostitutes-exploitation-abuse-singapore-824281oof indobros, we're getting keked by chinkgaypooreans...
>>158158232holy fuck malays really do ve the canada of asia
>>158158248Are you honorary Malaysian citizen? Come to East Malaysia, you can fuck all the girls here. The pakistanis are already here, you are welcome brother
>>158158276But our flag is america with moon and star. Also most melayu hate cina here. Cina babi
>>158158241Free of charge.
>>158158294thanks for the offer, I will be shipping a hundred thousand rohingyas
>>158158274B-but I thought Singapore is the best and first world and the shining example of humanity unlike this shithole?
>>158158246Idk just my face, I don't really take pictures much
>>158158327Brothels with foreign women are hallmarks of rich countries.
>>158157585All because some madura niggers starting shit with chad dayak warrior tribe. They got what they deserve.
>>158158168It started by how Italians seems to hate experimental pizza especially pineapple on Pizza. I know it's just a meme for most but some people really hate that topping.
>>158158319I like srey no and the birds sing but lovers not return song, sat tet toy is good as well... GG on pol pot, I want to be like him one day so I can slaughter all the politicians, intellectuals, chinese, indians and all the people in this shithole nation.
>>158158319I remember reading about Khmer Rouge and was surprised that the one who stop them are fellow communist countries, pretty much banding over how they agree that Pol Pot is too much and make communists look bad.
>>158158382Pizza Hut pineapple pizza is actually decent to be honest, its probably a western joke to be honest.
>>158158481>who stop them are fellow communist countries,pfffttttThe only reason Vietnam even bothered to help because Pol Pot absolutely hate Vietnam and invaded it on multiple occasions.China didn't seem to care and enjoy their supply of rice from the Khmer Rogue.
>>158158368I remember when that accident got reported on TV. No one feel outraged or feel bad for the Madurans. They just like "Welp, news done, what's for dinner?"
>But our flag is america with moon and star. Also most melayu hate cina here. Cina babi
>>158158481USA loves Pol Pot because he actually kills more commies than they do
>>But our flag is america with moon and star. Also most melayu hate cina here. Cina babi
>Berdasarkan Laporan Bancian Penduduk tahun 2010 oleh Jabatan Perangkaan Malaysia, terdapat lebih 5.56 juta lelaki dan wanita berusia 30 tahun ke atas masih belum berkahwin di seluruh negara.>Malah, statistik 10 tahun lalu itu juga menunjukkan jumlah wanita bujang 30 tahun ke atas jauh lebih tinggi iaitu seramai 4.8 juta berbanding jumlah lelaki bujang 739,000 orang.What the fuck, why do we have so many femcels?
>>158158517Agreed, I actually love their pineapple pizza. But recently I love Dominos more. Maybe because it's just 100 meters from my home.
>>158158517Pizza Comany pineapple pizza is really good. (Do you guys have Pizza Company in your country?)
>>>But our flag is america with moon and star. Also most melayu hate cina here. Cina babi
>>158158580Well, what you waiting for? Islam is fine with 4 wives. There's more available women you can married to!
>>158158580You can thank western globalism and feminism bullshit for that
>>158158633Yea we have Dominos, Pizza Hut and locally made in the cities. Pizza Hut pizzas are actually cheap here if you have a good wage slave job.
>>158158540>>158158563>>158158647This are cina babi posters. You are not welcome here in 4chan, only for melayu indo, melayu malaysia dan melayu singapur. Cina babi can get out, fucking stinking merchants of the 21st century, always preying on locals
>This are cina babi posters. You are not welcome here in 4chan, only for melayu indo, melayu malaysia dan melayu singapur. Cina babi can get out, fucking stinking merchants of the 21st century, always preying on locals
>>158158382I'm fine with fresh ones, but candied pineapple in a tincan clearly doesn't belong on savory pie
>>158158580Berhenti menjadi banciKamu tidak akan pernah menjadi wanita
>>158158866das rite anoncinak balik cinak
>>158158675Yes, let's do it! >>158158686Explain?
Jangan ganggu banci!
chinese women look like that :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bros, I'm afraid that Tangkuban Perahu might erupt.
>>158159089Feminism= more women power, less man powerWestern globalists push this shit so woman can be strong as man, thats why you see woman dont marry young anymore, they are not making children because of jobs and work. Meanwhile, man are constantly being pressured by society to fail in life. We are following West example and that is not good for our country. We are a patriachal society by history and this western influence is not good for our country. Take it from a foolish village folk with a internet
Lot of cina babi in this place of cesspool and degeneracy
when will we invade malaysia bros
Opened a bag of chocolates and it smells like hot chocolate.
>>158159382You already have a new capital in Borneo. SOON?Also lots of your people are here anyway. So congrats...
How do i get Karen Yuzuriha gf?
>>158157340Aka how to identify a zoomer comment in youtube
Review film here https://rightwingtomatoes.com/
How to find a bbc bull for my future wife?
>>158160138look at the mirror
>>158160011Thanks indog bro
Hiding in my room.
>*mogs /asean/*>physical lifting? no, just mental masturbating
I ate too many chocolates and I feel sick.
>>158160356Not sure why you hid your face when everyone here has already seen it.
>>158158481We are the only true commie in /asean/
what should I order from foodpanda tonight
>>158160567mee goreng tak nak babi
>>158160473what the fuck?
>>158160473what are you, a woman?
>>158160649imagine being muslim
Babi la sedap.
>Get cool Dharma religions>Chose to be MuslimWhy are Malasiyans and Indonesians retarded?
>>158160535Haram, akhi>>158160501>>158160652>>158160684These balls are called omanjuu
>>158160946>These balls are called omanjuuThey are cute.
>>158160473Are those fire emblem characters?
go away norway
Why are Indons (Eastern ones) so strong and manly?
what are my pros and cons of hooking up with a plus sized woman i found on tinder
>>158152560this changed my life
>>158160981yes anon, you can customize your waifus>>158161014no, my OCs, although red and blue dudes are generic mates
i will make indon my husband
date me instead la
>>158161122How fat we are talking about? Mariah carey or Queen Latifah?
you are not strong
>>158161128What do you think of Kircheis and Reinhard a.k.a the best Fujo pairing
>>158161181I am strong when I am on your shoulders
>>158161179the latter, I'm pretty grossed out desu senpai but she seems initiative
>>158161246That a huge lady. I've never dated a fat woman tho. But they said, their peepee is kinda thicc.
>>158161321women don't have peepee anon
>>158161321>huge ladyunfortunately there's a big difference between irl and fiction
>>158160173you don't look like that
so fingerless gloves, right?bam, gloveless fingers
my pc keeps freezing and the fan makes a lot of noise when i boot it up. bought a new HDD and freshly installed windows but the problems still exist, just changed my RAMs last year so i don't think RAM is the problem. i only have $30 left. i'm fucked.
Since NFT is coming to Indonesia, I wonder if NFT eventually banned worldwide because Indonesia is too retarded to understand what NFT is
They really are the future superpower.
>>158161872>so fingerless gloves, right?I unironically wear fingerless glovesseethe
>>158161960looks like the 1 child policy is fucking work.
>>158161960yeah own these homes LMAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-2DtL-Wjkc
>>158161922maybe it's the power supply
>>158161929What is NFT anyway lol?
>>158162013ok but i dont recall asking
>>158162274did no answer
>>158161922Chexk the temperature. Could be dried thermal paste
>>158161960Their houses are tofu and built on sand
>>158162255Its the new Friendster
>>158162382I want to suck on her tongue
>>158162382>FriendsterI have a lot of memories on that website. It's full of emo kids. I wish I can go back in time.
>>158162128>>158162356Better than being a manchild and still live with your own parents lmao
>>158162382Please explain bro
>>158162382Mediocre-looking girl, but would still sex.
mum wants to take pics of me again
>>158162557You upload your duckface selfie on it
why yes I still live with my parents and will soon inherit this fully paid off double storey
>>158162532>imagine owning a house in the 21st century and inheriting the debts>imagine not cutting costs by burdening your parents and inheriting their house when they dies
>>158162606Isn't that instagram?
>>158162578what kind of pics?only fans ones so you have money to eat today?
>>158162623How about your neet brother and sister?
>>158162701marry them. lol
pfft, boring. /asean/ is more fun when it talks about politics or religions
>>158162701I have 2 sisters, they just need to find some dude to leech off, perks of being a woman
>>158162578Take pics of private parts
Lets post belly with timestamp. Lets see how many fatty itt
>>158162726Shut up cina babi
she said she will spread the pics if i dont listen to her
>>158153360He lied obvious or hes mandul
>>158162532ASEAN kids tend to live longer in their parents house. We don't actually like Americans who kick their kids out at 18You're reading too much American stuff. You probably count speed in miles per hour.
>>158162172yeah, that's what i'm suspecting.
>>158160473Dasar bajingan share share dulu eh