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>no edition
useless fat shite
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>>153395378
Iranian women in the 60s edish
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Shit edition
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piss stream came out sideways and went all over my leg AMA
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DYE
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leftypol conveniently ignoring how human nature leads people to exploit free resources
>>153394917
>>153394420

that's why socialism doesn't work
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I'm defending this yank edish because it's not a random fucken slag
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these britfeel lads are a weird group of spastics, would love to batter one
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>>153395368
not true.
t. knower
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The Norwegian Police spent 40 minutes looking for the shooter and when they arrived he had shot 0 bolts
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>>153395437
Ah yes rorke, you convinced me, I will now forego my right to ever own a house because socialism bad landlord good
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>>153395437
leftypol ignores all kinds of obvious shit if it challenges his beliefs.
it cant be healthy being that disingenuous but what can one do
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>>153395477
He shot 0 bolts because he used a bow not a crossbow you mong
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On the dole just to keep the centrelink woman who do my reports in a job, otherwise those useless fucks would be unemployed like me.
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>>153395432
beg
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Anyone tried travelling to Europe without being Vaxxed?

My boss is talking about taking everyone to Czech Republic as a “treat” and I’m the only one who isn’t vaxxed, am I fucked?
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>>153395553
Why aren't you vaxxed retard?
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>>153395553
just get the fucking jab you woman
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>>153395353
Queen of farts
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>>153395553
you wont be able to go and then possibly sacked by your boss for putting people in danger
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>>153395553
grow the fuck up and get the vaccine
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important message

https://voca.ro/1fb5ubjOIB60
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in this moment, I am euphoric
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>>153395553
get the jab then you stupid mong
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>>153395553
didnt know your business hired tards let alone have you a free trip to czechzia as a treat
get vaxxed tard
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High Wycombe. A grimy, desolate, decaying shithole full of clapped-out defunct shops, crap chains, and seedy people, where anything of any value or memento was stripped away many years ago.
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>>153395553
Go across the channel in a canoe
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>>153395605
not what he said
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>>153395639
'
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>>153395639
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'CAAUUUSE IT'S A BIIIITTER SWEET
SYMPHONYYYYY, IT'S L--

*pprrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt... prp*
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>>153395482
don't look at things in black and white. the problem with leftists is that many of them completely ignore the psychological reality and genuinely think that welfare systems are not exploitable
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>>153395659
>>153395658
Why do we do this at pedos?
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reminder that having pictures of children you don't know on your computer is extremely questionable behaviour
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Got both my jabs but if they ask me to get a third or a booster I won't
By that point I'm fairly certain the risks would outweigh the benefits
I've got my treatment to protect me, now I shan't be a slave to your demands of forced injections with untested chemicals any longer.
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>>153395639
powerplay by the moggy there. also you are a nonce.
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>>153395553
you probably should just get it then
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>>153395704
FONC
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>>153395553
bet you feel really fucking edgy and superior
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>>153395658
>>153395659
>>153395709
have a word, it's about the cat
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>>153395718
Fuck of new cunt?
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>>153395704
dunno
reckon it started as nonce then 'once then 'ce and ' was the logical endpoint
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escuminop escuminop escuminop it's deh
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>>153395353
genuinely dismayed about the state of cric ngl. a lively general is a delicate thing de lads, don't take it for granted. cherish it, work on it. don't piss on it and abusen it
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>>153395704
nonce became 'e
which eventually just became '
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IT'S A FURSDAYYY
FROM THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

*thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrprprprprrr*
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>>153395730
>?
FONC
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GCHQ internet defence force is out in force.

Dumb glowies think I'm stupid enough to get their vaccine (<20% efficacy btw)
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>>153395706
it's pointless unless you need sterilising immunity or have a weak immune system
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>>153395694
I can't look at this without thinking what my dick inside their pussy would feel and what their rank sweaty arse cracks smell like like oh I'm stiff now better start tugging it God I'm gonna coom I'm gonna aaaah I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOM


God I;'m such a coomer
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you WILL use Telegram
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>>153395771
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>>153395775
retard
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>>153395803
asf stop this
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any forklift operator man in?
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you WILL subscribe to Pavel Durov in Twitter
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just witnessed avatar or signature use.
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>>153395781
It’s pointless to be jabbed if you’re fit and healthy and under 30.

You’re more likely to have myocarditis from the vaccine and die than have covid bad.
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Haven't been on the dole for about five years now but even then they made it difficult. Not as simple as making a pinky promise you applied for jobs, they stuck me on courses and made me provide reference numbers for the online positions I applied for. Can't imagine it's any easier now.

Maybe I was too autistic and straight laced to properly take advantage of the system? I did take a lot of their shit but not sure what else I could have done.
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>>153395851
wrong
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giving myself heavy metal poisoning for a laugh
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>>153395803
you've got red on you
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How do I make English friends in London? I've been here for three years and haven't made a single English friend.
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IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP
IT'S COMING UP
>IT'S COMING UP

IT'S DARE
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>wrong
>provides no further explanation
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>>153395553
Don’t go on the trip. Work holidays are always shite anyway. No need to get vaxxed just tell your boss your busy and don’t want to travel.
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>>153395869
I was on the dole last year and it was easy I just had to tell them I applied for a some jobs every few weeks
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fucking hate the ignorance of vaxtards
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corona was a gift from god
a cull of the old and sickly that would have relieved the pressure on our health service and rebalanced the economy
but we failed to take the chance
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Would annihilate any of you at Splatoon
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>>153395907
Yeah but that was last year they made it easy to cut down on work
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hello guys
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>>153395960
splatooned your mum last night rofl
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>>153395883
>>153395883
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>>153395881
FINISHED WITH MY DOCTOR
'CAUSE HE COULDN' T HELP ME
WITH MY COLD

PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE
I AM FARTING ALL THE TIME

*pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt *
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>>153395983
>guys
not very inclusive.
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>>153396007
My mum's dead you cunt
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>>153395970
And it was like that before covid but it depends on what work coach you have. Some are strict some don’t do much.
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>>153396023
nice to know he was a fan of slavery
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>>153396023
He has to be clever, he even made up a word at the end.
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i believe it was Le Carré
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>OH N-
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Any lads here want a good wrestle? A tickle fight? We can have a sleep over afterwards x
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>>153396135
No thanks
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are people sticking with A or s u. or have we switched to S / f now?
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heating gets turned on across the city tomorrow. must be about 15c in my flat. ridiculous.
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>>153396135
Sorry my gf is acting as my mask
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>>153396072
i like it when people exaggerate like that because you can easily dismiss their non-argument. people like exposing how fucking stupid they are when trying to look clever
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>>153396215
okay
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>>153396135
York?!
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>>153396189
Former mayor of that city is going to be become German chancellor btw
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>>153396187
>heating gets turned on across the city tomorrow
?
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>>153396189
Yep that's appropriate for children to see.
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he ting is a black male
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taking a 4chan hiatus for a week can i get a rate or a desu before i go…?
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>>153396255
yeah no clue. turns out that everyone in milan gets their heating turned on at the same time.

>When will the heaters turn on in 2021?
>Each location in Italy has specific limitations: for this reason, the law has established six climatic zones with the same number of switch-on and switch-off dates for the radiators. Milan is located in climatic zone E, where the ignition is scheduled for October 15th.
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>>153396287
Desu
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>>153396255
Italy has socialised/nationalised heating systems, just like the Soviet Union did
The government controls the heating for you
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>>153396294
You lot living in a game of Frostpunk or what
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>>153396294
>>153396319
very bizarre. bloody euro commies
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>>153396294
>>153396319
which British county is italy in again?
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>>153396375
brit in italy so its fine
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>>153396280
Oh get fucked you prude
What do you get out of hiding the real world from people, from making sexuality into something taboo to be embarrassed about?
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>>153396386
didn't ask
not British culture
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>>153396407
Will you report the conversation to the janitors
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>>153396394
'
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>>153396394
nonce vibes
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radio silence from rorke
can someone check in on him?
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>>153396407
and yet you were told
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>>153396449
im here and im good thanks mate
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1634198812924.webm
Mental that.
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*points at the floor*
dropped your nambla card
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>>153396440
>>153396442
If somebody brings up sex and your first thoughts are about noncery
Well, that says a lot about you doesn't it?
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>>153396452
Ignore him, he's an underage topic sperg.
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>>153396492
>we shouldn't show kids sex acts
>Ummm ackshully I want to show children the "real world" (my penis)
you're a wrong'un
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>>153396287
See you tomorrow desu
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>>153396492
leftypol you need help, please.
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>>153396523
>>153396546
Stop thinking about sex with children you freaks
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HelperLad just wants the Womfy times to go on forever and ever.
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>>153395353
>soyjack
>no edition
>yank

Why do you bother if you know you're shit? Just don't bother.
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the nonce doth protest too much, methinks
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>>153395869
This

They made me come in everyday and kept trying to get me to volunteer at £land

Sad thing was i actually was job hunting.
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>>153396568
projection
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>>153396280
>WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
>doesnt actually have children and likely never will
never fails to make me lol
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>>153396613
When you volunteer at Poundland everything is worth a pound except you
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>>153396613
Haha what? Every day

I would have just told them to fuck off.
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>>153396652
you've invented an imaginary character just so you can laugh about them?
you okay mate?
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Number one nonce excuse is that they just want to help and educate children.
>if they know all about it then they real criminals won't be able to take advantage
Yeah, yeah
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>>153396613
why would they make you volunteer there instead of just giving you a job
wtf
welfare places should just force you to work places honestly, makes it easier for the autists to get work and forces the dole bludgers to stop being leeches
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>>153396652
steady on noncelad
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>>153396653
Yes

I had a job interview at an investment bank in london on the same day as a work coach meeting
I tried to get them to reschedule because i needed to travel and study beforehand, but they basically said no and if you dont turn up you'll be sanctioned

Crooked bastards
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this table costs 2800GBP
who the fuck buys this shit, it doesn't even look nice
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Is there money in buying and selling used clothes on eBay?
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>>153396673
do you have kids? NO!
will you ever get to bang a woman? NO!
so will you ever have have kids? NO!
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>>153396665
Yeah ebery single day. They reimbursed my bus tickets. It was just trying to make it uncomfy.

They also changed what time you had to come in and only informed you the day before lol
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>>153396706
Hahahaha what the fuck.

You should have honestly went and told them to go fuck themselves. I've told them to fuck off when I've had an interview same day before.
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Would sooner get myself sectioned than go to the job centre every day
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>>153396732
and those is based on what?
the imaginary character you have in your head that you think you actually have an argument against?
not healthy, this
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>>153396683
Tories want to give their mates in big business slave labour
>work i mean volunteer for £57 a week gaining valuable skills at poundland
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>>153396723
mad the absolute shite you can sell to rich people
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>Queen mogs the Welsh
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Just found out BBC iplayer added every single episode of old top gear
Day immediately improved
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wish i wasn't so tired all the time
might start taking speed
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>>153396737
How about you stick up for yourself next time?
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Any nothingleft man in?
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since i'm leaving, i'm just going to tell you all what i really think about you.

you are all bastards and none of you belong here. you cower in your discord whenever shit goes south and gossip about shit you know nothing about with your little faggot friends. you believe anything anons tell you because you're idiots and you can't stand to go against the grain. you don't even have the balls to say things to my face because you're pathetic cowards
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>>153396829
FOY
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>>153396766
must annoy you how im correct on all 3
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niggers timber cleaner
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>>153396706
I had an interview on the same day as a work coach meeting and I just rescheduled it. Your work coach sounds like a moron.
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>>153396829
Already gave you a place and time but you bottled it lmao

Come soon
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rorkes fallen asleep on the bus
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>>153396856
would it help you have an argument if your imaginary character was annoyed? is that the point of this post?
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>>153396879
Did this countless times when I had 14 hour shifts working in kitchens
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>>153396683
Yeah but work can go fuck itself so...
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>>153396884
seething
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Right whoever said about the top gear episodes on iplayer you’re a genius and I appreciate you
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not particularly interested in casual sex, but it's the only intimacy I can get
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chicken sausies are a bit dry
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>>153396946
didn't ask how you were feeling
maybe don't have such poor habits if they make you feel so angry when you're called out
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>>153396968
other way around, every time I've had casual sex I've caught feelings
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mum said we might be getting a pet electric eel
if we do i will no doubt make a habit of dropping my nads into his tank
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Was always embarrassing when you fell asleep on the bus and the bus driver literally had to stop and climb up the stairs to wake you up in front of everyone. Don't miss the kitchen days 2bqh
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top gears boring desu
>who can travel to x only spending y
cba really
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>>153397003
Make sure you plug it out when you leave the house
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>>153397057
haha get it because the poster asked about the ropes but the funny man asked as if he was asking about woman haha sex = funny
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wanking off over depop again, lads
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>>153396988
youre trying too hard to show how not mad you are and its having the opposite result. just accept and embrace it
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On tonight's /brit/gear - mikey does doughnuts with his caravan, rorke eats a meat pie and leftypol complains about the environment!
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>>153397037
are you a women perhaps?
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just had the most earth shattering wank in months
still buzzing
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>>153397144
*shoves my face into the monitor*
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>>153397161
what to de lad
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>>153397132
would it help you have an argument if your imaginary opponent was angry, is that why you're so insistent on that?
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>On tonight's /brit/gear - mikey does doughnuts with his caravan, rorke eats a meat pie and leftypol complains about the environment!
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wouldn't mind just sittin at home and having stinky sex every day

don't want anything else in life but stinky girl bums

bonus if they are young and fat
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I see Cassetteboy has come out with a new SCATHING indictment of the Westminster establishment
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>>153397143
dont get how people can watch the exact same show and not get tired of it
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just learned that ancient britons considered horses sacred animals so didnt eat them.
that aversion to eating them has persisted to the present.
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>>153397197
right up until Tesco needed some cheaper lasagne ready meals
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>>153397178
ktim (literally (actually (for real)))
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came so hard it felt like i just smoked a cigarette
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got the vax because i was willing to risk it because i needed to travel this year. still think it’s stupid to get though unless you have to. it doesn’t even work, i’ve known more people to get badly ill from covid after taking it then before
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>>153397238
a bad taste in your mouth?
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>>153397175
the passive aggression is palpable
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>>153397254
>oi da bloody vax don't even work 'cus bill n' greg had a cough anyway innit!
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>>153397171
wanking with other men on video chat online
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>more then
ah yes, a worthwhile opinion
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>>153397182
why would you want them to be fat given the choice lol
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The Deano next door is blasting his shitty music again
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already had a shower but i feel like a nice bath innit
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>>153397290
who are you quoting schizo
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>>153396394
wilhelm reich logic. get fucked leftoid nonce
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me neighbours are always listening to really loud drum 'n' bass
whether they like it or not!
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Made a bread in outer int
>>>/sci/13750169
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>>153397268
from you, yeah
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>>153397299
don't like sticks. sweaty chubby girls have bigger tits and arses and are more fun to fuck
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>>153397315
that is some EXTREME short term memory loss, my brain-damaged friend
>>153397254
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>>153397351
This
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getting quite good at gilding me
just need to think of some cheap items i can start gilding and then flog for big money
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>>153397338
What book is this?
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>>153395792
https://voca.ro/1lzBBrX0NCOW
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>>153397281
it literally doesn’t work it if doesn’t stop people getting ill
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ooh, oi luv gildin'
gild ya boots, guv'na? tuppence a gild!
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>>153397395
bible, king james
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>>153397369
He's simply playing the journalist's game of trying to get him to slip up and say something they can use against him. By rehearsing every line he doesn't have to worry about that happening.
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>>153397356
you're meant to quote it as
>more...then
to indicate it's an omission you fucking pleb
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oi'm gonna start a gildin' guild, oi am
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>>153397439
if someone hypothetically links you something showing otherwise, are you going to say the government is lying or that "more study is needed"?
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>>153397444
>>153397485
there’s got to be something some rich cunt would buy a gold version of surely
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this is bloody white genocide it bloody is
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>>153397437
KTIM
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>>153397444
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rorke whining about white genocide as he dumps his seed down the toilet for the third time today.
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Hundreds of people still dying every day, 50k infections a day. Why isn’t the U.K. talking about the covid problem?
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>>153397444
*chucks you a shilling*
Today is your lucky day.
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>>153397598
50k?
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>>153397598
yeah?
*turns and talks to someone else*
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>>153397598
covid is over mate
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a lot of talk about covid during neet hours like yh right, it deffo affects you lmao
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>>153397567
>>153397660
do you ever do anything that isn’t posting on /brit/?
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>>153397598
Woahhhh people are dying every day, shut down the fucking Country again for this bleeding-heart!
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Interesting to see Scandinavians are converting to Islam but I do wonder what his motive could have been? Think it might be a false flag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58910794
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>>153397702
yeah, i wank and poo and fart.
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lefties? now theyre the real homophobes
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>>153397725
I need you in my life, Monica.
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How's the facial hair looking boys? I tried to give myself this moustache (what's the name?) tonight but it just wasn't happening
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss's_Day
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My farts, my CHOICE.
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>>153397725
only a white man could be so effective at killing to get 5 dead with a bow and fucking arrow lmao
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>>153397649
50,000 new people contract covid every single day in the U.K. it’s time to start talking
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why would a pakistani transexual give himself a jewish name?
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Anyone ever been to Dalston?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TD8KDkBfQ
I used to live here, nice area.
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>>153397676
people still need to wear masks
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>>153397834
Don't go back to Dalston
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leftypol be like i like wearing a face mask its just like in my cyber punk animes
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>>153397828
Monica is racially neutral, it's why I chose it
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>>153397860
makes me feel like a train robber which is cool
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>>153397144
*shoves janny's face into the monitor*
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>>153397867
But you’re brown? Should’ve gone with something like sanjeed or pajoot aye fella?
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How do I trim/shave the pubes without having them itch horrifically for weeks afterwards?
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if me and austory joined forces we would usher /brit/ into a golden age
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>>153397867
YOU are a MAN that recorded a polish GIRL shitting you TRANNY bastard.
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mad how scousers used to be the n words of britain until the n words were
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>>153397916
And pissed in the ribena
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could have sworn that I saw poleaboo in asda today
or maybe it was just a muslim woman
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i see the bad aussie posters are trying to force a new personality gimmick
rather outdated if i do say so myself
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>>153397910
Use a depilatory cream
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>>153397910
electric beard trimmer works for me. just be careful.
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>>153397932
Can you believe he actually pissed in his flatmate's Ribena?

Some fucking boy.
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>>153397929
Just more evidence that whiteness is a social construct.
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>Use a depilatory cream
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>>153397954
that’ll make the hairs spiky and itchy?
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>>153397932
never knew where that name actually came from thinking about it
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Finally came out to the GF about my lifelong piss fetish and she's into it lads. This is better than christmas.
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>>153397981
not really.
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>>153397971
yes because scousers weren’t considered “white”. retard
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>>153396723
It does look good. No one is forcing anyone to buy anything. If the wealthy spend $150k on a car then more power to them (they're paying heaps in LCT)
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>>153398009
get in my son
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>>153398009
lucky you. my wife still won't fart around me.
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>>153398009
Haha Im genuinely happy for you
Would love the same
Which way round?
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>>153397978
well established this is a fake picture
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You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
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>>153397980
missus doesn't like licking a hairy arse or sucking hairy balls
i don't like picking at my arse crack for 30 mins every time i take a shit

hairless is the way to go
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Imagine if poley didnt do it.
Imagine if he got his accountancy degree. Imagine if his dad set him up at Waleed from Masjid's little high strert accountants where he'd do the books of curryhouses, mechanics and cornershops. Imagine if after years of dedicated hard work Waleed sets Poley up with Rasheeda from a little village outside Rawalpindi who doesnt speak much english but could bear many children and roll rotis like a champion

What could have been
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The scouser is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a scouser and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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>>153398092
imagine if chris chan didnt rape his 80 year old mum with dementia
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>>153398092
imagine if you had sex looooooool
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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34uihb
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>>153398130
Been there done that made her cum
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what's worse? people thinking you're gay, or people thinking you're a virgin?
(in this hypothetical, you're actually neither)
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Desire to be transsexual comes from a feeling of inadequacy and a lifetime of rejection/despair. It’s an evolutionary dead ends last resort. I bet if a fit bird had sat on poleys nob out of sheer pity he never would’ve gone that way
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>>153396772
You can make a very pretty penny selling overpriced shit to wealthy people and there are a lot of people jumping on the bandwagon
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>>153396706
When I was on the dole and applying for banking jobs they just let me not go into the job centre thankfully
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worms sleep but its different to how we sleep
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>>153398009
Get in mate
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mental how normies can just... go to sleep? Me? Need about 3 different kinds of sedatives to even get myself to nod off.
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>>153398150
imagine giving one neuron to caring what other people think about some made up social construct.
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>>153398009
https://voca.ro/1cJOVzY6vaKM
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>>153398078
the absolute state of zoomers
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>>153398142
john mcafee's rotting corpse falling through the ceiling after i moused over this
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>>153398193
gay virgin
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Open the door, Rorke.
I'm afraid I can't do that Leftypol.
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>>153398165
I had a horrible time on the dole lad

They saw i had a msc from oxbridge and said i should delete it off my cv and just say i was caring for a disabled relative for 4 years lmao
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>>153397775
please respond
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Make the New.
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>>153398147
How do you know?
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>>153398262
new
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1633819556143.webm
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Careful the “women don’t cum” brigade are always lurking. Bitter virgins who can’t compute the thought that a better man made a women spasm with pleasure. It infuriates them
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need to learn to stop clicking links automatically
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>>153397775
On you (what I assume is either a skinny virgin or a fat virgin) you'd just look like a right nonce. Wait until you're at least 40.
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>>153398228
Rorkey rorkey give me your answer do
You're half crazy all cuz you hate ngubu
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>>153398303
grim grim grim grim grim
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>>153398315
took this >>153398265 a bit personally did you lad? maybe struck a nerve a bit? rattled you? hit close to home?
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>>153398328
i'm a technically overweight shagger tyvm
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>>153398351
oh, you don't poo? get off your high horse.
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>>153398303
cgi poo because girls can't actually poo it's a myth
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>>153398303
Doesnt look like an enjoyable poo that breaks up too easily
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>>153398362
Youre clearly the one rattled
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Imagine if 190cm was here

He'd be saying something like 'dude' or 'rad', dragging this general into the modern day
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ample posts to soyjak here but i shall refrain.
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>>153398420
*were
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>>153398420
Imagine thinking he’s left. He’s the biggest loser here
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>>153398420
Dude shut the fuck up
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>>153398420
190 is mikey, the saffer and Argentinian combined
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need to put tyson fury on a diet
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>>153398420
>>153398454
>>153398476
>>153398488
all 190
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Okay, I've just about bloody had it with this board. Make a new or I quit.

There, I said it. I'll actually quit and you'll never see me again.
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>>153398535
>>153398535
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make the nu
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يمكننا تعقبكم جميعا
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ok lads
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>>153398158
Diarrhoea coloured child buggerer was just trying to escape going to man's jail, where he would have been turned into tiny cubes of shit smelling meat on his first night.



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