>no editionuseless fat shite
>>153395378Iranian women in the 60s edish
piss stream came out sideways and went all over my leg AMA
leftypol conveniently ignoring how human nature leads people to exploit free resources>>153394917>>153394420that's why socialism doesn't work
I'm defending this yank edish because it's not a random fucken slag
these britfeel lads are a weird group of spastics, would love to batter one
>>153395368not true. t. knower
The Norwegian Police spent 40 minutes looking for the shooter and when they arrived he had shot 0 bolts
>>153395437Ah yes rorke, you convinced me, I will now forego my right to ever own a house because socialism bad landlord good
>>153395437leftypol ignores all kinds of obvious shit if it challenges his beliefs.it cant be healthy being that disingenuous but what can one do
>>153395477He shot 0 bolts because he used a bow not a crossbow you mong
On the dole just to keep the centrelink woman who do my reports in a job, otherwise those useless fucks would be unemployed like me.
Anyone tried travelling to Europe without being Vaxxed? My boss is talking about taking everyone to Czech Republic as a “treat” and I’m the only one who isn’t vaxxed, am I fucked?
>>153395553Why aren't you vaxxed retard?
>>153395553just get the fucking jab you woman
>>153395353Queen of farts
>>153395553you wont be able to go and then possibly sacked by your boss for putting people in danger
>>153395553grow the fuck up and get the vaccine
in this moment, I am euphoric
>>153395553get the jab then you stupid mong
>>153395553didnt know your business hired tards let alone have you a free trip to czechzia as a treatget vaxxed tard
High Wycombe. A grimy, desolate, decaying shithole full of clapped-out defunct shops, crap chains, and seedy people, where anything of any value or memento was stripped away many years ago.
>>153395553Go across the channel in a canoe
>>153395605not what he said
'CAAUUUSE IT'S A BIIIITTER SWEETSYMPHONYYYYY, IT'S L--*pprrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt... prp*
>>153395482don't look at things in black and white. the problem with leftists is that many of them completely ignore the psychological reality and genuinely think that welfare systems are not exploitable
>>153395659>>153395658Why do we do this at pedos?
reminder that having pictures of children you don't know on your computer is extremely questionable behaviour
Got both my jabs but if they ask me to get a third or a booster I won'tBy that point I'm fairly certain the risks would outweigh the benefitsI've got my treatment to protect me, now I shan't be a slave to your demands of forced injections with untested chemicals any longer.
>>153395639powerplay by the moggy there. also you are a nonce.
>>153395553you probably should just get it then
>>153395553bet you feel really fucking edgy and superior
>>153395658>>153395659>>153395709have a word, it's about the cat
>>153395718Fuck of new cunt?
>>153395704dunnoreckon it started as nonce then 'once then 'ce and ' was the logical endpoint
escuminop escuminop escuminop it's deh
>>153395353genuinely dismayed about the state of cric ngl. a lively general is a delicate thing de lads, don't take it for granted. cherish it, work on it. don't piss on it and abusen it
>>153395704nonce became 'ewhich eventually just became '
IT'S A FURSDAYYYFROM THE REST OF YOUR LIFE*thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrprprprprrr*
GCHQ internet defence force is out in force.Dumb glowies think I'm stupid enough to get their vaccine (<20% efficacy btw)
>>153395706it's pointless unless you need sterilising immunity or have a weak immune system
>>153395694I can't look at this without thinking what my dick inside their pussy would feel and what their rank sweaty arse cracks smell like like oh I'm stiff now better start tugging it God I'm gonna coom I'm gonna aaaah I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOMGod I;'m such a coomer
you WILL use Telegram
>>153395803asf stop this
any forklift operator man in?
you WILL subscribe to Pavel Durov in Twitter
just witnessed avatar or signature use.
>>153395781It’s pointless to be jabbed if you’re fit and healthy and under 30.You’re more likely to have myocarditis from the vaccine and die than have covid bad.
Haven't been on the dole for about five years now but even then they made it difficult. Not as simple as making a pinky promise you applied for jobs, they stuck me on courses and made me provide reference numbers for the online positions I applied for. Can't imagine it's any easier now.Maybe I was too autistic and straight laced to properly take advantage of the system? I did take a lot of their shit but not sure what else I could have done.
giving myself heavy metal poisoning for a laugh
>>153395803you've got red on you
How do I make English friends in London? I've been here for three years and haven't made a single English friend.
IT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP>IT'S COMING UPIT'S DARE
>wrong>provides no further explanation
>>153395553Don’t go on the trip. Work holidays are always shite anyway. No need to get vaxxed just tell your boss your busy and don’t want to travel.
>>153395869I was on the dole last year and it was easy I just had to tell them I applied for a some jobs every few weeks
fucking hate the ignorance of vaxtards
corona was a gift from goda cull of the old and sickly that would have relieved the pressure on our health service and rebalanced the economybut we failed to take the chance
Would annihilate any of you at Splatoon
>>153395907Yeah but that was last year they made it easy to cut down on work
>>153395960splatooned your mum last night rofl
>>153395881FINISHED WITH MY DOCTOR'CAUSE HE COULDN' T HELP MEWITH MY COLDPEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSEI AM FARTING ALL THE TIME*pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt *
>>153395983>guysnot very inclusive.
>>153396007My mum's dead you cunt
>>153395970And it was like that before covid but it depends on what work coach you have. Some are strict some don’t do much.
>>153396023nice to know he was a fan of slavery
>>153396023He has to be clever, he even made up a word at the end.
i believe it was Le Carré
Any lads here want a good wrestle? A tickle fight? We can have a sleep over afterwards x
are people sticking with A or s u. or have we switched to S / f now?
heating gets turned on across the city tomorrow. must be about 15c in my flat. ridiculous.
>>153396135Sorry my gf is acting as my mask
>>153396072i like it when people exaggerate like that because you can easily dismiss their non-argument. people like exposing how fucking stupid they are when trying to look clever
>>153396189Former mayor of that city is going to be become German chancellor btw
>>153396187>heating gets turned on across the city tomorrow?
>>153396189Yep that's appropriate for children to see.
he ting is a black male
taking a 4chan hiatus for a week can i get a rate or a desu before i go…?
>>153396255yeah no clue. turns out that everyone in milan gets their heating turned on at the same time. >When will the heaters turn on in 2021?>Each location in Italy has specific limitations: for this reason, the law has established six climatic zones with the same number of switch-on and switch-off dates for the radiators. Milan is located in climatic zone E, where the ignition is scheduled for October 15th.
>>153396255Italy has socialised/nationalised heating systems, just like the Soviet Union didThe government controls the heating for you
>>153396294You lot living in a game of Frostpunk or what
>>153396294>>153396319very bizarre. bloody euro commies
>>153396294>>153396319which British county is italy in again?
>>153396375brit in italy so its fine
>>153396280Oh get fucked you prudeWhat do you get out of hiding the real world from people, from making sexuality into something taboo to be embarrassed about?
>>153396386didn't asknot British culture
>>153396407Will you report the conversation to the janitors
radio silence from rorkecan someone check in on him?
>>153396407and yet you were told
>>153396449im here and im good thanks mate
*points at the floor*dropped your nambla card
>>153396440>>153396442If somebody brings up sex and your first thoughts are about nonceryWell, that says a lot about you doesn't it?
>>153396452Ignore him, he's an underage topic sperg.
>>153396492>we shouldn't show kids sex acts>Ummm ackshully I want to show children the "real world" (my penis)you're a wrong'un
>>153396287See you tomorrow desu
>>153396492leftypol you need help, please.
>>153396523>>153396546Stop thinking about sex with children you freaks
HelperLad just wants the Womfy times to go on forever and ever.
>>153395353>soyjack>no edition>yankWhy do you bother if you know you're shit? Just don't bother.
the nonce doth protest too much, methinks
>>153395869ThisThey made me come in everyday and kept trying to get me to volunteer at £landSad thing was i actually was job hunting.
>>153396280>WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!>doesnt actually have children and likely never willnever fails to make me lol
>>153396613When you volunteer at Poundland everything is worth a pound except you
>>153396613Haha what? Every dayI would have just told them to fuck off.
>>153396652you've invented an imaginary character just so you can laugh about them?you okay mate?
Number one nonce excuse is that they just want to help and educate children.>if they know all about it then they real criminals won't be able to take advantageYeah, yeah
>>153396613why would they make you volunteer there instead of just giving you a job wtf welfare places should just force you to work places honestly, makes it easier for the autists to get work and forces the dole bludgers to stop being leeches
>>153396652steady on noncelad
>>153396653YesI had a job interview at an investment bank in london on the same day as a work coach meetingI tried to get them to reschedule because i needed to travel and study beforehand, but they basically said no and if you dont turn up you'll be sanctionedCrooked bastards
this table costs 2800GBPwho the fuck buys this shit, it doesn't even look nice
Is there money in buying and selling used clothes on eBay?
>>153396673do you have kids? NO! will you ever get to bang a woman? NO!so will you ever have have kids? NO!
>>153396665Yeah ebery single day. They reimbursed my bus tickets. It was just trying to make it uncomfy. They also changed what time you had to come in and only informed you the day before lol
>>153396706Hahahaha what the fuck.You should have honestly went and told them to go fuck themselves. I've told them to fuck off when I've had an interview same day before.
Would sooner get myself sectioned than go to the job centre every day
>>153396732and those is based on what?the imaginary character you have in your head that you think you actually have an argument against?not healthy, this
>>153396683Tories want to give their mates in big business slave labour>work i mean volunteer for £57 a week gaining valuable skills at poundland
>>153396723mad the absolute shite you can sell to rich people
>Queen mogs the Welsh
Just found out BBC iplayer added every single episode of old top gearDay immediately improved
wish i wasn't so tired all the timemight start taking speed
>>153396737How about you stick up for yourself next time?
Any nothingleft man in?
since i'm leaving, i'm just going to tell you all what i really think about you.you are all bastards and none of you belong here. you cower in your discord whenever shit goes south and gossip about shit you know nothing about with your little faggot friends. you believe anything anons tell you because you're idiots and you can't stand to go against the grain. you don't even have the balls to say things to my face because you're pathetic cowards
>>153396766must annoy you how im correct on all 3
niggers timber cleaner
>>153396706I had an interview on the same day as a work coach meeting and I just rescheduled it. Your work coach sounds like a moron.
>>153396829Already gave you a place and time but you bottled it lmaoCome soon
rorkes fallen asleep on the bus
>>153396856would it help you have an argument if your imaginary character was annoyed? is that the point of this post?
>>153396879Did this countless times when I had 14 hour shifts working in kitchens
>>153396683Yeah but work can go fuck itself so...
Right whoever said about the top gear episodes on iplayer you’re a genius and I appreciate you
not particularly interested in casual sex, but it's the only intimacy I can get
chicken sausies are a bit dry
>>153396946didn't ask how you were feelingmaybe don't have such poor habits if they make you feel so angry when you're called out
>>153396968other way around, every time I've had casual sex I've caught feelings
mum said we might be getting a pet electric eelif we do i will no doubt make a habit of dropping my nads into his tank
Was always embarrassing when you fell asleep on the bus and the bus driver literally had to stop and climb up the stairs to wake you up in front of everyone. Don't miss the kitchen days 2bqh
top gears boring desu>who can travel to x only spending ycba really
>>153397003Make sure you plug it out when you leave the house
>>153397057haha get it because the poster asked about the ropes but the funny man asked as if he was asking about woman haha sex = funny
wanking off over depop again, lads
>>153396988youre trying too hard to show how not mad you are and its having the opposite result. just accept and embrace it
On tonight's /brit/gear - mikey does doughnuts with his caravan, rorke eats a meat pie and leftypol complains about the environment!
>>153397037are you a women perhaps?
just had the most earth shattering wank in monthsstill buzzing
>>153397144*shoves my face into the monitor*
>>153397161what to de lad
>>153397132would it help you have an argument if your imaginary opponent was angry, is that why you're so insistent on that?
>On tonight's /brit/gear - mikey does doughnuts with his caravan, rorke eats a meat pie and leftypol complains about the environment!
wouldn't mind just sittin at home and having stinky sex every daydon't want anything else in life but stinky girl bumsbonus if they are young and fat
I see Cassetteboy has come out with a new SCATHING indictment of the Westminster establishment
>>153397143dont get how people can watch the exact same show and not get tired of it
just learned that ancient britons considered horses sacred animals so didnt eat them.that aversion to eating them has persisted to the present.
>>153397197right up until Tesco needed some cheaper lasagne ready meals
>>153397178ktim (literally (actually (for real)))
came so hard it felt like i just smoked a cigarette
got the vax because i was willing to risk it because i needed to travel this year. still think it’s stupid to get though unless you have to. it doesn’t even work, i’ve known more people to get badly ill from covid after taking it then before
>>153397238a bad taste in your mouth?
>>153397175the passive aggression is palpable
>>153397254>oi da bloody vax don't even work 'cus bill n' greg had a cough anyway innit!
>>153397171wanking with other men on video chat online
>more thenah yes, a worthwhile opinion
>>153397182why would you want them to be fat given the choice lol
The Deano next door is blasting his shitty music again
already had a shower but i feel like a nice bath innit
>>153397290who are you quoting schizo
>>153396394wilhelm reich logic. get fucked leftoid nonce
me neighbours are always listening to really loud drum 'n' basswhether they like it or not!
Made a bread in outer int>>>/sci/13750169
>>153397268from you, yeah
>>153397299don't like sticks. sweaty chubby girls have bigger tits and arses and are more fun to fuck
>>153397315that is some EXTREME short term memory loss, my brain-damaged friend>>153397254
getting quite good at gilding me just need to think of some cheap items i can start gilding and then flog for big money
>>153397338What book is this?
>>153397281it literally doesn’t work it if doesn’t stop people getting ill
ooh, oi luv gildin'gild ya boots, guv'na? tuppence a gild!
>>153397395bible, king james
>>153397369He's simply playing the journalist's game of trying to get him to slip up and say something they can use against him. By rehearsing every line he doesn't have to worry about that happening.
>>153397356you're meant to quote it as >more...thento indicate it's an omission you fucking pleb
oi'm gonna start a gildin' guild, oi am
>>153397439if someone hypothetically links you something showing otherwise, are you going to say the government is lying or that "more study is needed"?
>>153397444>>153397485there’s got to be something some rich cunt would buy a gold version of surely
this is bloody white genocide it bloody is
rorke whining about white genocide as he dumps his seed down the toilet for the third time today.
Hundreds of people still dying every day, 50k infections a day. Why isn’t the U.K. talking about the covid problem?
>>153397444*chucks you a shilling*Today is your lucky day.
>>153397598yeah?*turns and talks to someone else*
>>153397598covid is over mate
a lot of talk about covid during neet hours like yh right, it deffo affects you lmao
>>153397567>>153397660do you ever do anything that isn’t posting on /brit/?
>>153397598Woahhhh people are dying every day, shut down the fucking Country again for this bleeding-heart!
Interesting to see Scandinavians are converting to Islam but I do wonder what his motive could have been? Think it might be a false flaghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58910794
>>153397702yeah, i wank and poo and fart.
lefties? now theyre the real homophobes
>>153397725I need you in my life, Monica.
How's the facial hair looking boys? I tried to give myself this moustache (what's the name?) tonight but it just wasn't happening
My farts, my CHOICE.
>>153397725only a white man could be so effective at killing to get 5 dead with a bow and fucking arrow lmao
>>15339764950,000 new people contract covid every single day in the U.K. it’s time to start talking
why would a pakistani transexual give himself a jewish name?
Anyone ever been to Dalston?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TD8KDkBfQI used to live here, nice area.
>>153397676people still need to wear masks
>>153397834Don't go back to Dalston
leftypol be like i like wearing a face mask its just like in my cyber punk animes
>>153397828Monica is racially neutral, it's why I chose it
>>153397860makes me feel like a train robber which is cool
>>153397144*shoves janny's face into the monitor*
>>153397867But you’re brown? Should’ve gone with something like sanjeed or pajoot aye fella?
How do I trim/shave the pubes without having them itch horrifically for weeks afterwards?
if me and austory joined forces we would usher /brit/ into a golden age
>>153397867YOU are a MAN that recorded a polish GIRL shitting you TRANNY bastard.
mad how scousers used to be the n words of britain until the n words were
>>153397916And pissed in the ribena
could have sworn that I saw poleaboo in asda todayor maybe it was just a muslim woman
i see the bad aussie posters are trying to force a new personality gimmickrather outdated if i do say so myself
>>153397910Use a depilatory cream
>>153397910electric beard trimmer works for me. just be careful.
>>153397932Can you believe he actually pissed in his flatmate's Ribena?Some fucking boy.
>>153397929Just more evidence that whiteness is a social construct.
>Use a depilatory cream
>>153397954that’ll make the hairs spiky and itchy?
>>153397932never knew where that name actually came from thinking about it
Finally came out to the GF about my lifelong piss fetish and she's into it lads. This is better than christmas.
>>153397971yes because scousers weren’t considered “white”. retard
>>153396723It does look good. No one is forcing anyone to buy anything. If the wealthy spend $150k on a car then more power to them (they're paying heaps in LCT)
>>153398009get in my son
>>153398009lucky you. my wife still won't fart around me.
>>153398009Haha Im genuinely happy for youWould love the sameWhich way round?
>>153397978well established this is a fake picture
You're out of touchI'm out of timeBut I'm out of my head when you're not around
>>153397980missus doesn't like licking a hairy arse or sucking hairy ballsi don't like picking at my arse crack for 30 mins every time i take a shithairless is the way to go
Imagine if poley didnt do it.Imagine if he got his accountancy degree. Imagine if his dad set him up at Waleed from Masjid's little high strert accountants where he'd do the books of curryhouses, mechanics and cornershops. Imagine if after years of dedicated hard work Waleed sets Poley up with Rasheeda from a little village outside Rawalpindi who doesnt speak much english but could bear many children and roll rotis like a championWhat could have been
The scouser is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a scouser and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>153398092imagine if chris chan didnt rape his 80 year old mum with dementia
>>153398092imagine if you had sex looooooool
>>153398130Been there done that made her cum
what's worse? people thinking you're gay, or people thinking you're a virgin?(in this hypothetical, you're actually neither)
Desire to be transsexual comes from a feeling of inadequacy and a lifetime of rejection/despair. It’s an evolutionary dead ends last resort. I bet if a fit bird had sat on poleys nob out of sheer pity he never would’ve gone that way
>>153396772You can make a very pretty penny selling overpriced shit to wealthy people and there are a lot of people jumping on the bandwagon
>>153396706When I was on the dole and applying for banking jobs they just let me not go into the job centre thankfully
worms sleep but its different to how we sleep
>>153398009Get in mate
mental how normies can just... go to sleep? Me? Need about 3 different kinds of sedatives to even get myself to nod off.
>>153398150imagine giving one neuron to caring what other people think about some made up social construct.
>>153398078the absolute state of zoomers
>>153398142john mcafee's rotting corpse falling through the ceiling after i moused over this
Open the door, Rorke.I'm afraid I can't do that Leftypol.
>>153398165I had a horrible time on the dole ladThey saw i had a msc from oxbridge and said i should delete it off my cv and just say i was caring for a disabled relative for 4 years lmao
Make the New.
>>153398147How do you know?
Careful the “women don’t cum” brigade are always lurking. Bitter virgins who can’t compute the thought that a better man made a women spasm with pleasure. It infuriates them
need to learn to stop clicking links automatically
>>153397775On you (what I assume is either a skinny virgin or a fat virgin) you'd just look like a right nonce. Wait until you're at least 40.
>>153398228Rorkey rorkey give me your answer doYou're half crazy all cuz you hate ngubu
>>153398303grim grim grim grim grim
>>153398315took this >>153398265 a bit personally did you lad? maybe struck a nerve a bit? rattled you? hit close to home?
>>153398328i'm a technically overweight shagger tyvm
>>153398351oh, you don't poo? get off your high horse.
>>153398303cgi poo because girls can't actually poo it's a myth
>>153398303Doesnt look like an enjoyable poo that breaks up too easily
>>153398362Youre clearly the one rattled
Imagine if 190cm was hereHe'd be saying something like 'dude' or 'rad', dragging this general into the modern day
ample posts to soyjak here but i shall refrain.
>>153398420Imagine thinking he’s left. He’s the biggest loser here
>>153398420Dude shut the fuck up
>>153398420190 is mikey, the saffer and Argentinian combined
need to put tyson fury on a diet
Okay, I've just about bloody had it with this board. Make a new or I quit. There, I said it. I'll actually quit and you'll never see me again.
make the nu
يمكننا تعقبكم جميعا
>>153398158Diarrhoea coloured child buggerer was just trying to escape going to man's jail, where he would have been turned into tiny cubes of shit smelling meat on his first night.