climate change edition
wish i was a filipino sometimes
If Goerge Floyd made it off the hustle and grind and became a rap superstar
im going to set myself on fire tomorrow. if you see in the news a story of a man who set himself on fire that is me
>>153388722No you dont
>>153388722they tend to be bug brained consoomers ive noticed
>>153388722You really wanna eat this shit day in and out
yeah i been swing my dick aroun you caint tell me what to do nucka
want to sex her
>>153388734how can we be sure?
>>153388768grew up with filos and theyre based so yeah
>>153388804LBSN (legal but still nonce)
perth looks like THAT?
>>153388824she forgot to edit her arm and armpit lmaoRANCID skin
>>153388804would you learn Swedish for her?
>>153388812nothing based about being a bug brained consoomer
>>153388841perth looks like this
>>153388841perth, perthshire, scotland
>>153388841Springvale looks nicer
>>153388866they arent tho
might verbally abuse the cat for a bit
Dear Escort,I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.I cherish Vivastreet, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a Pretty angel. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a Pretty angel.My feelings for you intensified when I saw you Flipping in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous Making love skills.You have Breasts like Caring Cabbage and the most Beautiful Mouth I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to Kiss those Caring Cabbage Breasts and fondle that Beautiful Mouth.You're so special with your Experienced ways. The way you handle your moist mum shows great kindness and humility.I know that to you I'm just a Sexy best friend but I think we could be happy together, Talking like two Loving bunnies.Please, say you'll be mine Escort!All my love, mikey
>>153388883yah they are
'Poo!' chuckled I, 'Yes poo!''Poo!' said I, 'thing of sweetheart.'By the grave I saw the fartsOnce I sat engaged and manuringOnce upon a midnight ballyWhen I thought of the pooDeep into that darkness pooingMuch I marvelled the stinky poo
md hw mst vwls rnt ncssry
>>153388722No you don’t, their women only fuck with foreigners, filipino males don’t fuck, they’re mentally ill and consume shit ad fuck, at chinese levels
caught a glimpse of my face in my front phone camera and winced at the sight of myself
it is my dog's birthday todayshe is six years young
>>153388939Is this actually mikey? Has mikey ever posted a picture/been doxxed?
>>153388965>their women only fuck with foreignersSo every baby born there is mixed now?
>>153388972give her a pat and possibly a belly rub from the lads over at /brit/
>>153388973He posted this selfie whole off his head on grog
>>153388939Stop posting my pic mate it isn't funny
>>153388964Only because you’re used to the vowels being there and you already know how to pronounce the words you daft tit
>>153388972My dogs birthday was SundayHe turned 11
helloreality is a point of viewif the people with insane, deluded views of reality become the majoritythen you will become the insane onepretty freaky huh?
>wake up>live in birminghamfucking hate my life
>>153389015shut the FUCK up
>>153389015My point of view is firmly on my arsehole protruding through my anus
filos are kind of like blacks crossed with asians culture wise and its based
*watches joker (2019) once*>hello>reality is a point of view>if the people with insane, deluded views of reality become the majority*REDDITSPACE*>then you will become the insane onepretty freaky huh?
>>153388804This is either gonna be a deal-breaker or a deal-sealer but you know she doesn't have a thought in her vapid head when she doesn't have a script in front of her or a handler in her ear, aye?
just a reminder
I'm charged up and ready to action the day's tasks.
>>153389057heh hehhoo ha.ha.haWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA. ha. eheh. heh. hoooo.
hoo ha ha
mental how loads of continentals can't drink tap water
4214 completed cases (either recovered or died)28 deaths0.664451827% death rate99.3355482% survival ratewe became a surveillance state for this
unfair how women get to fuck dogs and men dont get an equally pleasurable animal to have sex with
Should I go out tonight lads?
>>153389114So homebrand water takes off the markup and marketing, literally half the price
I wish I could turn off the part of my brain responsible for arousal. It feels so cruel man. Like men evolved to regularly feel arousal so they seek out a partner and pass on their genes, yeah? That’s what was selected for. But what evolution didn’t consider is mass media pornography available at all times and me using my hand to tend to my willard and then getting caught in a feedback loop where I constantly fiddle with my winky so my brain gets flooded with happy chemicals. Evolution didn’t consider that.
>>153389114I drink tap water after it's been filtered
This thread took a despicable turn. One minute we're all poo and now it's about which animal is pleasurable to fuck. The fuck.
>>153389165>Tap water that shitty
>>153389168thats just how the cookie crumbles
>>153389146yeah mate let me just dip outside for a quick shag with the pet dolphincome on mate use your headhorses are decent but only rich posh people can get them reasonably
>>153389161incel say what?
>>153389133Snapping turtles innit?Piranhas innit?Fire ants innit?
>>153389182austory you a FREAK nigga ongod
so angry at my dadwoke up in a huff in the middle of the night and started thinking about ways i could cut him offbit more level headed this morning
any of you lads actually shagged a tranny?
>>153389178Too true mate
>>153388939the sheer amount of miles of cock that have passed those lips phwoaaaaarh
Right then, who wants a scrap?
>>153389210no, although i've sexed a lad who was wearing stockings
>>153389182>yeah mate let me just dip outside for a quick shag with the pet dolphin>pretending that isn't the caseI've watched crocodile hunter, don't fuck with me m8. Just go outside to the beach, nick off to the great barrier reef and get you some.
>>153389215 some women might don't do oral sex at all
>nick off to
Always imagined mikey to be older and more hard lookingLooks a bit like a twerp in that picture, not the shit talking gypsy builder I imagined at all
>>153389253normal irish people
>>153389244he wouldnt be namefagging here every night if he was some pikey hard man
>>153389253Had a cracker of a joke their lined up but I won't post it, God forgive me for it even entering my mind.
>>153389182Women are the ones fucking horses too matemen just can't win
>>153389278oh go on mikey
>>153389269would be peng if she didnt have scribbles all over her skin
>>153389253Me at the back
>>153389133literally just female dogs mate
>>153389297why not male dogs?
don't get blokes that like muscular women abs on a woman is frankly grim women should be soft
>>153389210no ive never had sex
just sent a pm
>>153389281ive seen horses with better vag than most girls
>>153388901>>153388939Don't see anything wron with talking to a prossie like thisseems like you guys are just incels if you think this is a pathetic way to talk to prostitutest. about half of /brit/ apparently
>>153389133sheep and donkeys la
>>153389306taste in women is completely subjective
>>153389057That's kinda obvious. Gays used to be loonies but now you're ostracised for not liking them.
>>153389338jewish post this
>>153389306Are you intimidated?
>>153388689Obviously a crazy whore but damn if I wouldn't be tempted to make the worse decision in my life and cum inside her.
>>153389355bizarre post this
>>153389325Yeah and male horses have better cocks than literally every guy mate
>>153389356wouldnt mind at all if a girl like that forced me to have sex with her
>>153389356If saying I'm intimidated is all I have to do to escape fucking that thing then I'll say it 10 times.
>>153389339because you have to be a loon to hate gays for doing something that doesn't effect you, unless you're religious and believe it's evil and your duty to stop them, in which case you're a fucking loon for believing in jewish fairy tales despite ever mounting evidence it's a steaming pileof semitic shite
>>153389350a different russian manI will teach him english
>>153389338no it isnt be quiet
>>153389373crazy when you think about it like that tb h
>>153389356>conservative>Christian>doesn't want kidsLol
>Mikey Walsh is a British writer, columnist, and LGBT activist, best known for his series of autobiographical books.>Walsh was brought up to be a bare-knuckle fighter in the Romany Gypsy community, but being gay, he was forced to leave his family and culture in 1996.>Walsh suffers from poor mental health and social anxiety disorder, which makes him reclusive and known to avoid public appearances because of it.
>>153389383I wonder is it only one poster trolling me, or you it's a group
Murders happening with the pakis down the street. They're all out roaring
>>153389399she can't have kids, musclar women aren't built for pregnancy
>unless you're religious and believe it's evil and your duty to stop them, in which case you're a fucking loon for believing in jewish fairy tales despite ever mounting evidence it's a steaming pileof semitic shite
>>153389421post willy then
>he doesn't like athletic tomboysgrimgrimgrim
>>153389356hold me down mummy
>>153389411go sort them out, big man
>>153389430you also like lads though
>>153389318looks near identical to my kitty
>>153389380Yeah, sure, but it used to be the other way around. All I'm saying society is very arbitrary about these sorta things.
>>153389434Not my problem
>>153389397>don't want kidsWhich is good because of how infertile her 1% BF ass is. I'd rather pity shag one of you fucks in the programming socks, it would at least be a more feminine experience than that slab of hog.
>>153389393>>153389421What's really mind boggling is it isn't even proportionately biggerThere are horses around where I live and sometimes when they get random boners it will literally drag along the ground while they walkImagine having a cock the length of your leg and thickness of your wristfuckin hell
>>153389478don't have to imagine ;)
>>153389478imagine when the girl horse drags her vag across the floor
>>153389478love it when /an/ posts pictures of girls hugging giant horse cockscant post them here though janny would be displeased
>>153389425mad how moral system of what you're calling "a faily tale" is more logical than moral system of SJW-liberalsno one SJW can ever explain why a girl can choice education and work except of earlier marriage and becoming a mother, but a rich, strong, popular man can't have female lovers and fuck them you literally can'twhile Christians have family values
State of this thread.
girls and boys should both leave animals alonehave we not done enough damage?
havent read a single post this thread
A hall of records or numbers or spaces still undoneRuins or relics, disciples and the young
>>153389517i've read all of them except for those posted by yanksi could summarise them for you if you want
>>153389380>unless you're religious and...why say this when you really just mean Christian?
mikey be like can we get back to talking about gay sex lmao
I'VE SENT A FUCKIN EMAIL
I still don't actually understand what Weinstein did, why is in jailhe had a lot of female lovers, and had sex with them, while helping them to become successfulit's a crime now or what? or there are some details? I don't know a lot about his case
>Era of feeding a family of four with a £3 chicken coming to an end, says poultry boss
>>153389541i'm not even for a second excluding muslims and jews mate pakis are complete loons for their little jewish fairy tales and thats why they're so homophobic
>>153389554He was ugly.
>>153389554he raped them mate
>>153389561this from 1992 i assume
>>153389568changed my mind nowcba
>>153389576according to them he didbit one sided that
>>153389582chicken is well cheapi used to buy a whole chicken and just eat it every night for week like £1 a meal
>>153389042SEX SEX SEX
>>153389576and you want to say they were able to act in movies and be with him in public after it?
>>153389604t. 40kg sopping wet
>>153389609>SEX SEX SEX
>>153389613you describing your sister when she sees me? lmao
>>153389612Lysette Anthony told British police in October 2017 that Weinstein raped her in the late 1980s at her home in London.Asia Argento told The New Yorker that in 1997, Weinstein invited her into a hotel room, "pulled her skirt up, forced her legs apart, and performed oral sex on her as she repeatedly told him to stop".Wedil David, an actress, said that in 2016, Harvey Weinstein raped her in a Beverly Hills hotel room.Paz de la Huerta said Weinstein had raped her on two separate occasions in November and December 2010.Lucia Evans said, after a business meeting in 2004, Weinstein forced her to perform oral sex on him.Hope Exiner d'Amore, a former employee of Weinstein, said he raped her during a business trip to New York in the late 1970s.Miriam "Mimi" Haleyi, a production crew member, said Weinstein forcibly performed oral sex on her in his New York City apartment in 2006 when she was in her twenties.Dominique Huett said Weinstein forcibly performed oral sex on her and then carried out another sexual act in front of her.Natassia Malthe said in 2008, Weinstein barged into her London hotel room at night and raped her.Jessica Mann testified in 2020 that Weinstein raped her on March 18, 2013.Rose McGowan wrote on Twitter that she told the Amazon Studios head Roy Price that Weinstein had raped her, but Price ignored this and continued collaborating with Weinstein. Price later resigned from his post following sexual harassment allegations against him.Annabella Sciorra said, in the early 1990s, Weinstein forced himself into her apartment, shoved her onto her bed and raped her.Melissa Thompson, a tech entrepreneur, told Sky News Weinstein raped her in his hotel room following a business meeting in 2011.
>>153389564So then why say religious when you really just mean abrahamic?
>>153389657Wende Walsh, model and aspiring actress said that when she was working as a waitress at an Elmwood Avenue bar in the late 1970s, Weinstein begged her for a ride and then once inside the car, he sexually assaulted her.An unnamed woman told The New Yorker that Weinstein invited her into a hotel room on a pretext, and "forced himself on [her] sexually" despite her protests.An unnamed actress told the Los Angeles Times that in 2013, Weinstein "bullied his way" into her hotel room, grabbed her by the hair, dragged her into the bathroom and raped her.An anonymous woman who works in the film industry says in a civil claim she filed in the U.K. in November 2017 that he sexually assaulted her several times sometime after 2000.An unnamed Canadian actress says he sexually assaulted her in 2000. She filed suit against him in 2017.An unnamed actress sued Weinstein for sexual battery and assault, alleging that in 2016 he forced her into sex.An unnamed industry acquaintance sued Weinstein for rape, alleging that he raped her during a 2000 presidential debate.
went on /an/ and theres a worrying amount of people that want to have sex with animals thought it was just for cute animal pics ffs
>>153389659cause im in brit not on public television and the chances there's anyone religious here who isnt a christian, muslim or jew are incredibly low
Christianity just says that every sex outside of marriage is a sin
>>153389698wouldn’t mind her pegging me ngl
>congenital heart defect
>>153389733nothing based about rape you piece of shit
>>153389748Singer from UB40 doing well for himself
>>1533897484 dances? 4? That's insane.
what is it with yanks and their regular visits to therapists and gynaecologists
DOG POLICE WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM DOG POLICE NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
We must insulate every home in Britain before winter comes. NOW.
Back is unironically in bits. Do you reckon one of those chiropractors could sort it.
>>153389820how will it be in Swedish?
>>153389820This. They've done nothing wrong.
>>153389803we enjoy being intimately violated ok
>>153389821>fuck this, fuck thatvery uncouth and reddit.
>>153389821i'd scran that but i'd have to pick out the corn first no idea what that's doing there
>>153389618why does she look like a dwarf if she's tall
What is the best online newspaper to know what is going on in the UK?
>>153389873guardian and daily mail are the only non-paywalled sitesmaybe the independent too
>>153389824chiropractors aren't proper doctors and offer temporary relief at bestDo some of these stretches regularly:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buF1v8aiTvMGeneral rule of thumb: bending is good and twisting is good but never do both at the same time. semi-related: touching your toes is a meme exercise that will kill you
Genuinely got stuck on the toilet there earlier due to my back.
>>153389892Cheers lad. Will give these a shot
Oh and yes I'm deeply mentally unwell.
releasing my kundalini energyrightnow
mikey's in his 80's apparently
>>153389821bit odd to let the rolls sit in the grease like that
>>153389921Nah was in an accident when I was younger and ever since then the muscles on the left side of my spine haven’t been the same.
>>153389803imagine the smell
>>153389821setup ploy to attack thatcher no doubt
would never visit a chiropractor due to the fact that they occassionaly paralyse people. and i think it's one of those things were if you visit them once it will feel great for a while then get much worse so you need to go back, like how not using shampoo for a few days makes your hair greasey before it goes back to normal
>>153389803had like 3 aussies in here talking about how everyone should see a therapist the other day was proper grim
>>153389976nah they're baps
>>153389977>occassionaly paralyse people.Do they actually. wew
Don’t get the fashion for thicc women. Women should have flat tummies and small bums
>>153389977you're mental if you believe private medical professionals want to cure youthey want to diagnose you and gain a lifelong customer
honestly don't know why i still 'wake and bake' literally ruining my entire day first thing in the morning haha
Finna give those excercises a shot to soothe my back and prep for the day. Later dudes
>>153390000*farts on them*now theyre braps
>>153390018Are nhs, envy of the world
what the fuck I thought Asian women aged gracefully
My body wants me to return to sleep but the toil beckons
>>153390009its a jewish ploy to make white men attracted to fat cunts because they're infertilesee people calling genuinely 30-35BMI hambeasts 'thicc' nowwadaysitsa the leading cause of infertility and early death and its fucking disgusting
unreal how much sacred british blood was spilled in ww1.
>>153390028sorry mate but quads beats singles so I make the rules not you
>>153390037>>153390018Mental how the rest of the world don’t have a medical system where you have to call up your surgery at 8am in the hope the receptionist will deign to grant you a 10 minute GP appointment. Other countries are really missing out
mums kicking me out because i havent had a job for 8 years. must be another jewish ploy wonder how much theyre paying her
>>153390098so what's the plan, you're just gonna be homeless?
>>153390062rrrrright *backs away slowly*
>>153390042the psycho regretful asian whore after living her 30s and early 40s as a western roastoid now trying to undo lost time and go back to being younger
>>153390108dont need a house in australia
>>153390092sounds like here except I have to pay $40 for the appointment and another $5 for pills they prescribe
>>153390118manlets win again
>>153390108got some abo mates that are letting me stay in their hut
>>153390122What did Abos live in before the white man came?
>>153390134we pay for prescriptions here tooalthough i think the sc*ttish get them for free
wonder if leftypol genuinely believes his own shit sometimes
8:17am? Time to hit the hay!
Twelve thousand, six hundred and seventy-five Covid victims have died since the abandonment of all caution on "freedom day". May their souls rest in peace, and may their families rise in fury.
>>153390134I’d rather pay for an appointment if it meant not having the morning lottery
>>153389821too wet, else it would be a decent meal
might not shower this morning as a treat
>>153390153this map is geographically wrong
>>153390188which part of the russian empire has it ignored?
>>153390173with an average age of 82, they were the youngest covid victims to date :cso sadtoo soontheir families will be livid, nobody should inherit their 82 year old parents rental properties :(
>>153390188Why won’t you let me stay with you? I want to visit Russia
Sat on the bog trying to poo and nothing is coming out. The moment I get to work and have a coffee though? I don’t like pooing at work
Hypothetically, what should a lad do if the gf is better at football than him?
>Agnes Tirop: world record holder found dead as Kenya police seek husband>One of Kenya’s leading athletes, Agnes Tirop, has been found stabbed to death at her home in Iten, with police treating her husband as a suspect. The 25-year-old athlete, who broke the women-only 10,000m road record last month and also won bronze medals at the 2017 and 2019 world championships, was discovered by police on Wednesday after being reported missing by her father.
>>153390223I don't know who is asking, if it's actually you just respond to my messages
>>153390156there's a pharmacy chain here that does free prescriptions but we don't have one in my town
found 190 >>153390100
>>153390234>hurr durr when i drink laxatives i shitstop drinking coffee then?
>>153390244under what circumstances would this ever matter?
how can you still be talking about covid in october of 2021 fucking hell you need some friends or soemthing
sucking a big soft willy
>>153390252I am not the bird but I’m a nice guy and we can get the birds
>>153390181I said the same about yer ma's fanny
is this based?
Footballer John Barnes asks if blacks today would have been better off without slavery. If their ancestors had never been taken from Africa would life for their descendants really have been better on that continent? He says no. White people are angry at him
>>153390314keked>>153390277should I play with her? would it make her feel good to have one thing that she can beat me at, or would she value me less for being such a nerd?
We can get the Russian birds
>>153390329what a king
>>153390323no, lacks decorum, comes off as childish
>>153390342Just drop a shoulder into her and then kick the ball as hard as you can soccer is a simple as fuck game
>>153390277>under what circumstances would this ever matter?t.
>>153390368just don't know a lot about you and not very comfy to promise something
>>153390379a rare example when a woman in glasses looks ok according to my personal tastebut bet looks better without them
>>153390403glad you like it mate :)
>>153390329i do like bob marley but just listen to buffalo soldier if you want to hear how fucking retarded these cunts are theyre basically like westerners who cozy up to the whole druid fantasy they think they were all at one with nature living these beautiful peaceful perfect lives before whitey showed up when in fact it was a brutal, violent race for resources and sex
>>1533904402014 T Swift was better
ima skinny legend
>>153390329didnt realise he was a black actually which makes your post make sense hahayou arent allowed introspection anymore
But we can get the birds....
>>153390518the bird or a birds
>>153390329If as a consequence of great evil, some later people get to benefit, does that justify the evil?No. Footballers should stick to kicking the muddy ball.
actually the bird can post here, it's possible
>>153390531Birds.. the Russian birds ;)
>>153390539The counterfactual for an Africa without the slave trade and imperialism isn’t black panther, it’s a lot of black peoples continuing to kill each other and continuing to die of malaria, famine and drought
>>153390597Yes, I agree. That does not justify slavery.
47 posters... one of them is a Russian bird
>>153390595I'm not going to dates irl yet as the pandemic is continuingstill have no antibodies
had a wank to ava devine, properly filthy her
>>153390539>evilwhy is it evil?
I'm the Russian bird. Don't tell the creeper though.
>>153389657>>153389667Pretty amazing how not a single one reported shit before 2017. Maybe because it would have hurt their career earned through dick sucking?
Coming to a hospital biohazardous waste bin near you
lol, imagine if the bird actually does post herea foreigner posts that he is going to write to a British girlin the next two minutes you got a message
>>153390687you're a lunatic
actually she probably does, because one of messages here had a fact about me too strange to be just a coincidence and explains some moments
this russian is a schizo even by /brit/ standards
Going to order in dominos and watch Michael Mosley in Australia
>>153390747I'd bet that the bird doesn't even exist.
>>153390747tbf, /brit/ is the sanest general on /int/
>>153390747He’s are Russialad and he’s a qt
>>153390775it's a conspiracy theory by one Yank that I just use it as an excuse to post herebut she actually does and may post here
>>153388722Eating pagpag breakfast, lunch, dinner 7/365.
>>153390747if someone would post here something about you - you would just take it as a coincidence?
>>153390747its a larp
>>153390812im moving to the phillipenes soon please be nice to me when i arrive
I’m not the bird but I’m falling in love with Russialad :3
>>153390857No you aren'tShut up
>>153388987Half Spanish, Half native filipino(malay race) = meztizo
>>153390882unironically amgot offered a position there with my current work and its a big bump up in seniority
Leftovers for breakfast is quintessential British culture
I wish I have white gf
>>153390668Shut the fuck up vaxxtard