ITT things that you cannot buy in the USA>Good bread
this is the only real bread we need. not cringe euro "bread"
>>153382908only if you live in Bumfuck, Ohio
>>153382948this is the only cheese we need. not cringe euro "cheese".
>>153383008>he has to go to a special artisan hipster bread shop to find bread
>>153383027show us the bread in a Burnley supermarket then
I am literally eating good bread right now.
>>153382908>>153382948If you think we're bad with this you should go to AsiaYou literally have to search up and down for real cheese, and for bread that doesn't feel like a sponge in disguise.
>>153383120bread in a plastic bag = bad breadsorry, but it is true
>>153382908We have American bread here and it's too fucking sweet
>>153382908was this thread influenced by my thread
>>153383161bread is supposed to be sweet. it contrasts with mcdonalds meat savory. just like brown sugar beef or meat marinated in brown sugar.
>>153382908You can get sourdough at supermarkets here. Natasha's bakery comes to mind. They also make fresh bread at Wholefoods everyday.
>>153382908moleespecially when is too spicey
>>153383337based as fuck, looks like how my abuelita used to make it
>>153383316>They also make fresh bread at Wholefoods everyday
>>153383337disgusting brown shit
>>153382948Are you telling me this isn't actual cheese?
>>153383752yeah thats exactly what i am saying
>>153383472Lol go chug a bottle of ranch, sissy
>>153383968>>153383752those can be nice on a burger though
>>153384236you can use actual cheese slices
>>153382908Good bread is easy as fuck to make
>>153383376>tf>tpi guarantee you are within 30 miles of me right now, now get out
whole foods sometimes sells decent non sugar breadt.eating sourdough atm
>>153383120>20+ ingredientsThat's not bread, that's an abomination!
>>153382908>>153382948we have bakeries and regular cheese here. I don’t get this banter. Do europeans really think the wealthiest country on earth doesn’t have bread? There are local bakeries fucking everywhere. And we have all types of cheese, even that gross ass norwegian brown cheese. I genuinely don’t get why this is a meme. Is it because of spray american cheese and the sliced bread in plastic bags? If you want freshly baked bread or any kind of cheese it’s everywhere.
>>153383008based>>153383027we have local bakeries. We also have a lot of panaderias. And yes they are different. One is anglo, the other is latinx. The fresh alfajores are always my favorite.
>>153384724Does the average small town of 1000 people have a bakery offering fresh sourdough rye bread with a good crust? Genuine question, I believed in the meme in so far as that I thought you had to live in a decently sized city to get that kind of stuff.
>>153384798you’re the only one coping brother. You’re coping with the fact that, somehow, the richest country on earth doesn’t actually have everything. When we really do. Source: I live here
>>153384848>that I thought you had to live in a decently sized city to get that kind of stuff.generally you do, but a lot of people are moving out of cities like LA and NYC and setting up business in more rural areas. Colorado for example. But there should usually be a local bakery, unless it went out of business or moved into the bigger cities. Most of our country lives in either the LA, Boston, NYC, or DC metro areas anyways
>>153384798Do not listen to >>153384893He is lying, we do not have real cheese in the America. All we have is yellow industrial sludge that lacks nutrition. Please liberate us from this prison camp.
>>153383752The description is almost like the manufactured was ashamed to make this cheese abominations and be associated with it.
>>153385110more likely afraid of getting sued to death
>>153383008>ULTIMATE WHOLE WHEATwhy are they naming bread like it's a wrestler or something
>>153384567I wonder what American flavour would taste like
>>153385353you've never licked an american? you're missing out
>>153383752>american flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food