Choo choo edition
>>153381752Garbage edition>>153381766>>153381770>>153381785You’re all faggots
"no fat chicks" said the burger HahahahahaYou aight
My great uncle is a slumlord who owns 6 houses. Half of the houses are rented to his family, but because my family is kind of hickish the relations are somewhat obscure at this point, but he still tries. >I went to his house today to help him move his wife to a hospice>He told me to grab her favorite video games from the crawlspace>Why they have video games in the crawlspace is beyond me>As I crawled under the house I found like twelve puppies just running around there>When I grabbed the box of games I asked him why there were puppies down there>One of his tenants, she's like my third cousin I think, is a junkie who never has any money>But she's a dog hoarder who just buys/finds/kidnaps puppies constantly>Because she doesn't pay rent, he just steals some of the puppies and sells them online>He told me that the money he gets from all the puppies he steals from is actually more than her rent is even worth
>>153381770nth for the power of virginity
>>153381752I really like this frog
>>153381921WildKeep helping out the old folks they may give you something when they die
Fuck China for completely fucking the supply chain
>>153381921This makes for a good story
>>153382021I literally don't even believe things could be as fucked as they are without some china-level government fuckeryThey are flexing on usYou think we can hold, man?
>>153382021>China did this>Not the greedy oligarchs who moved all the jobs to China so they can buy marginally larger yachts. China maliciously did this to us
>>153381752Very good edition proud of u anon
Alright niggas let's play Bingo
>>153382070based class conscious anon
How do I cope with having no friends /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yahcmltC3ZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yahcmltC3ZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yahcmltC3ZAI just masturbated to this
>>153382107you have /cum/
How do I cope with a job that makes me feel incompetent and stressed
>>153382040I don't think China can last it. They'll have to pony up and find a way to get coal.>>153382070That doesn't really concern me. The fact that China's government has such a fragile ego that they're willing to fuck themselves and everyone else in the process is bothering
My boss takes his laptop home after work. I can see him doing stuff at like 8pm or 9pm. Hope that's never me
>>153382101ok give me a minute
>>153382183Gave it up a month ago because it was making me fatI haven't stopped getting fat though
>>153382188Sounds like my dad.He makes over $200k, though, so it might be worth it.
Don’t worry we have god’s chosen people on our side. Jews are smarter than Chinese
>>153382180China has a fucking lot of coalThey're gonna have an additional100 nuclear power stations by 2035.I'm worried man
>>153382101ok i didn't win
>>153382188Honestly anything besides maybe surgeon or some kind of vital service should be restricted to 10 hour days.
>>153382101do I win?
>>153382220They play both sides, though.
what does this mean
just had a 30 minute live joi session
when will the State give me a gf. i'm tired of sitting on my ass waiting
>>153382273It means you have deeply repressed homosexual tendencies
>>153382336I am the most heterosexual poster on /cum/
Why do people pretend to like kpoop?
when will canada legalize methi'm tired having to cover up my op
>>153382188It's not that bad. Just don't be a boomer and use your phone to answer emails
>>153382364hint: its not because of the music
>>153382353>Yet you post women with small milk bags rather than voluptuous chest hams Curious
>>153382101no shame in my game
Invited the swedes to post with us
I'm so fucking lonely :(
>>153382329I quit that stupid femdom shit after I realized what she was actually saying was true and that I can't live like this
>>153382393only fat girls say this
Can feel my heart pulse with awful energyCan feel me coming out of my mind
>>153382405Do you live alone? I moved in with a couple and it helped a bit
I am a closeted homosexual
>>153382439we know, jason
How was everyone’s day?
oh my god a post i made actually went throughquick i must shit post on /pol/ while i can
>>153382437Yeah I live alone but I am considering going back to living with my mother since I'm so lonely
I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU'D GET MARRIEDI WOULD BE LIVING DOWN HERE ON MY OWNON THAT DAMP AND LONELY THURSDAY YEARS AGOOOO
>>153382458R u zoomer svenske
mannen du tror att jag lallarjag kom in och jag knullade alla
>>153382439No you're not, you just told us therefore you're not closeted Anon
>>153382462they're cracking down on mobile IPs again, fuckers
>>153382507we speak ENGLISH here, sven
>>153382507can people actually read this
I got fired today
I AM THE LAW AND THE LAW IS NOT MARKEDI'LL SPIT HIS PITY BACK IN HIS FACETHERE IS NOTHING IN LIFE THAT WE SHAREIT IS EITHER VALJEAN OR JAVIER
>quick i must shit post on /pol/ while i can
>>153382555based, i should have been but they need me. count yourself lucky.
>>153382471Hmm how will you have a girl over?
Opie and Anthony
>>153382608only know about them from cumtown
>tfw no Megumin gf
I'm going to take a shower don't peep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUI6HaYANREhere is a song about american soldiers called coca cola cowboys please enjoy
Let's go Brandon!
>>153382605I wont because I'm a female but its not like im able to date anyways, I'm up at 3:30 am shitposting on /tv/, might aswell get my meals made for me by mum instead of living alone>>153382631>trannies in here tooAight im out
>>153382624It was a great show. Some of the funniest people on the planet
If I get fired think I'll jump desu
>>153382555Good for you there are thousands and thousands of job openings out there
>>153382661>this is your ticket to a lifetime of laboringat least the aesthetics are on point
>>153382637The only Swedish I know is curses from certain youtubers and some norweigian stuff I learned that is similar in Swedish :/ but seems like a great place from what I've seen of ithttps://youtu.be/BTt6Go3Q83Q
>>153382652skulle du inte titta på film nu din lajvande jävla bajshora? pissluder
>>153382661Think you can pixelate this any more?
>>153382637Nice. Have some spook as payment. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mp-_Mj5A2ek
I bought a $1500 apartment because I thought it would be nice to have a girl in and I successfully spent 1/3rd of my money on rent still never having sex everGonna move to a box if I live in this city next year
>>153382752good night kitty
>>153382652/tv is fun. And yeah sorry we have one Tran ie and a paedo but we ignore them.
>>153382725my dear beloved
>>153382670millions even. just in ansley, nebrashka alone
still looks like a bat eating bug
>>153382788More I want this shit to look off the Commodore 64 when you're done with it!
>>15338275730% on housing is a dream man
>>153382707Tak for coming fren
this guy chugs shit like this, im surprised hes still alive. he probably pukes for hours after he makes his videos because that is SO much liquid and sugar. btw hes chugging a giant shirley temple which he made with sprite, ginger ale, grenadine, sweeetened lime juice. hundreds and hundreds of grams of sugar being thrown down the gullet in 10 seconds or less.. incredible..
>>153382817my funny valentine
I remember when I was a kid Asians were thin as fuck but today I realized they're getting fatter than shit. American food is straight poison.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVIERI WAS BORN INSIDE A JAILI WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOUI AM FROM THE GUTTER TOO
>>153382852YES MY MINION SET FORTH MY DASTARDLY PLANS!MOREO R E PIXELATION I X E L A T I O N
I'm 21 and in college. How do I ask out a female acquaintance?
waaaah I’m Canadian and our housing is unaffordable!
>>153382896With words>>153382898In China 70% of people between 18 and 40 own a home
>>153382896>want to get dinner some time? i know a place
>>153382896Hey wanna get coffee sometime?Once I told a girl I needed her number to "study" and we just hooked up
>>153382737skön låt>>153382840kom ner från taket karlsson
So apparently right wingers hate the CIA too? What's the right wing critique of the CIA?
>>153382890My femme fatale
>>153382661What is she holding
Would you let your daughter date an Asian?
>>153382896My love for you is like a truckWould you like some making fuck?
>>153382947They glow in the dark
>>153382978My wife is Asian, if we have a kid I don't care what they date as long as it's human and not Jewish
>>153382896Steal a love poem off lit and send it to her
>>153382996Would you let her date a polite black man
>>153382920>>153382936>sometimeI thought this was virgin talk
>>153383025If he wasn't Jewish sure
I'm 23 and my penis grows soft and tired
>>153383029not if you're handsome
>>153381921why are whites like this?
>>153383036>If he wasn't JewishDon't forget who YHWH's chosen people are
I believe in god
>>153383049It's so hard to tell which girls think I'm handsome and which don't
>>153383077as per usual, the trick is to just go for it
Driving home and had a conversation with my fictional girlfriend about how I'm going to take her home and then kill myself
>>153383071>godHe has a name
>>153383103Ah see also she hangs out in the same friend group as me so it will be awkward if see her again
>>153383115describe your fictional girlfriend
LORD LET ME FIND HIMTHAT I MAY SEE HIMSAFE BEHIND BARSI WILL NEVER RESTTILL THENTHIS I SWEAR BY THE STARRRRRRRS
tonight's dinner: brown rice with peas and chicken, except i didn't cook the rice nearly long enough
>>153383122bite the bullet, anon. i believe in you.
I'm going to say the N word (with the "a") in front of my black cousin let's see how this goes
>>153383156Thank you anon, I'll certainly try to make something happen
neighbor was drunk and spit in other neighbor's wife face because they had a party and people parked infront of his house and now hes getting charged with battery and has to pay 2.5k
Saw a Korean shop owner chase 3 black teenagers onto the street
>>153383217Based rooftop Korean
>>153382896>hey bb u want sum fuk??
>>153383129She's sweet and nice and entirely unprepared to cope with casual suicide threats from her psychopath boyfriend
>>153383217Ahhh, I see things haven't changed much since 1992.
>>153383066Hello black Hebrew man
I seena so-called good girl turn on me. I smoke this dope to burn, burn, burn on it
that isnt hotepm hotep carries himself differentlygod I miss hotep...
>>153383270Hey. I've been posting all thread but that dude "summoned" me in a way.
Koreans will legitimately die before they let anyone get away with stealing
We will btfo of mexishits in CONCACAF
bf keeps sending me apus
>hits bluntMaybe God created the heaven and the Earth but I think the devil made the human bodyWhy does my asshole perceive spicy?
Multiculturalism __ a ___ blown _____ on _______ civilization ___ idiot_____________ is __ full ______attack__ Western_________ you____
>>>/r/18128205 made one
>>153383362>Multiculturalism is a full blown benefit on human civilization Nazi idiot>Poop is very full of attack paste Western time you retard
>>153383300leave the canucks to me
>>153383413Good luck playing on our terf on november
>>153383469this will be a good game then
Fill this out>Adjective >Adjective>Type of bird>Room in a house>Past tense verb>Present tense verb>Proper noun>Noun>A liquid>Verb ending in -ing>Part of the body>Plural noun>Verb ending in -ing>Noun
>>153383491I'm not doing your homework
>>153383491PoopyPoopyGreat titBathroomPoopedCletus PoopDiarrhea PoopingPenisPoopsPoopingPoop
kotdamn im rarted
>>153383527Fuck you>It was a poopy cold November day.>I woke up to the smell of great tit roasting in the bathroom downstairs. >I pooped down the stairs to see if I could help poop the meal.>My mom said "see if Cletus needs a fresh poop. >So I carried a tray full of glasses of diarrhea into the pooping room.>When I got there I couldn't believe my penis!>There were poops pooping on the poop!
>>153383491-swarthy-based-boobie-coom dungeon-an hero'd-lift-Jason-canada-coom-Shooting-earlobe-trannys-posting-mexico
>>153383641I dunno if I fit anywhere really. I'm way too left economically for most conservatives and centrists, but some leftists would probably accuse me of being a conservative nationalist.
>>153383684>It was a swarthy cold November day.>I woke up to the based smell of boobie roasting in the coom dungeon downstairs.>I an hero'd down the stairs to see if I could help lift the meal.>My mom said "see if Jason needs a fresh Canada.">So I carried a tray full of glasses of coom into the Shooting room.>When I got there I couldn't believe my earlobe!>There were trannys posting on the Mexico!
candied garlic is my favourite dessert
>>153383740>There were trannys posting on the Mexico!Mhm
>>153383491niggardlyniggardlytitslave quartersniggledniggleSlave Driversnigglingkool-aidnigrifyinglipsnegrosnigrifyingnegro
Srsly thinking about starting a tiny farm of sorts at home.Soil here in the southern hills of the capital is shitty but I'll be happy if I can even grow some squash or some onions.>>153383730see >>153382101 for template
Just put the baby to bed. Time to enjoy some internet time
>>153383817Start a compost pile if you have the space, or make raised beds. I did both and this summer I had so many tomatoes I didn't know what to do. There were usually at least a dozen on the counter at any given time.
Yeah I'm high again
>>153383836Wife&baby havers on my /cum? How's having a family? Bet u own a home too I hate you for having what I dont
>>153383862I'm married my wife doesn't want kids yet. We live in a shithole don't wanna bring a kid into it.
i have to go to work. i wish i didn’t have to go to work.
what does it mean
>>153383883OK that makes me feel better I live in luxury alone. Wanna trade? Wealth for wife
If America breaks into a civil war over some Fox News asswipe's twitter or some shit I'm moving to Canada.
>>153383942Besides the founders thing you seem like a pretty cool guy
>>153383950if america went to war because of twitter my faith in humanity would be restored also what
>>153383950well, at least we have a few years until 2024. i expect to be long gone by then.
>>153383852Yeah I'm reading up on ways to make the soil here less shitty
I'm going to make a twitter and tweet some outrageous crap to own the libs
Scotland and Ireland be like>WE NOT BRITISH*Dublin and Glasswhatever become multicultural EU shitholes with immigrants and no connection to the culture*
>>153384026The decline of the Irish language is a tragedy
tigers and lions are out there killing fucking bears and rhinos while these dumb buggers who got to comfy with humans are pulling this kinda shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlulMzZ1XE&ab_channel=MostlyDailyCatVideohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlulMzZ1XE&ab_channel=MostlyDailyCatVideohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlulMzZ1XE&ab_channel=MostlyDailyCatVideo
>>153384026In fairness the push for the shiticulturalization of cities never comes from the middle class or the lower class of said cities, it comes from those who own the media
Look I found the secret board
>>153384054>dumb buggersnecessary reminder /cum/ is a pro-cat general
goshpedo needs his throat slit
You seeing this shit? Being healthy and going to the gym? Nah that's just to fit society's standards!!!!Being obese is ok!!
>>153384077too good for this world ;_;7
>>153384077based and brave
I made some garlic chili oil and it's so much better than I could have imagined
Sometimes I pretend hold my farts in and push them out to make them extra loud when I'm alone. Also I exaggerate sneezes because my father did and his father before him did
>>153384090>You seeing this shitI most certainly am not (enlarging your image)
>>153384090Honestly if anything women are the ones who exercise for fun more than anything else. Women at my gym barely seem to do anything besides hog equipment to use it sparingly. I usually go to the back of the gym with the boxing equipment to avoid that.
Why doesn’t Eminem come to India
Reminder, bully fat people Please, they need it so they can change their shit lifestyle
>>153384141cause he knows it smells in there
>>153384141rly says a lot that some from detroid thinks india is to big a shithole to go to
Imagine getting mad at shittok comments and/or actually reading shittok comments
>>153384158I prefer unconventional bullying. As in calling a white woman a nigger to instill confusion
>>153384134>exaggerate sneezes>call it family traditionobnoxious
Should i go to the US on christmas if the border opens?
>>153384114now this has me interested. just how good is it?
>>153384215I don't see why you should but go off king
soon I will be moving to the same city and country as my beloved and then I will be alive
And I carry it with me like my daddy did
carry these nuts
>>153384229Cadydid can we have the crawdaddy argument again
>>153382227it is poor quality thoin the meantime, please focus the export of uranium to France please.
>>153384215unless you're going to nyc, and even then, i don't see much point.
>>153384269shut up nigger
>>153384310You shut up
>>153384220it's tastes like spicy roasted garlic, a very nice condiment if you like garlic
you are mum just baffled my post
>>153381752Have a follow up job interview tomorrow. Hope it goes well. I need to make more because my rent is about to increase by a lot.
>>153384340no she isn't dude wtf .... asshole ....
>>153384364Have you tried to stop being poor?
>>153384314We are from Kentucky how the fuck did you know?
This is my husband I want retard babies with him>>153384310based
>>153384364>I need to make more because my rent is about to increase by a lot.based Biden pushing the national nigger taxation act
ive been on steam for longer than some people have been alive
>>153384378I'm trying to do that right now.
>>153384415Given that people are born every second statistically everyone with a steam account has.>>153384389Kentucky really is a hive of human failure isn't it?
I'm a big fan of dixie music I dunno why
>>153384415That's embarrassing don't tell people that
British people say your-eye-nal instead of urinal
Anyone have that pic of someone leaving a review and the seller replies hehe
>>153384389>We are from Kentucky how the fuck did you know?There's just something whimsical about how fucking trailer trash the place is. Most of the Midwest and south just have samey smelly rednecks but Kentucky just hits different.
Kentucky isnt that bad, I used to visit my uncle down there every year and the worst that they really had was a town "rapist" who would masturbate in his window
>>153384454I know you don’t like video games in general but what’s your obsession with hating on dark souls specifically. I know for a fact that you haven’t actually played the game
>>153384574Thank u Dean
>>153384582>and the worst that they really had was a town "rapist" who would masturbate in his windowThey really just let a dude jack off to the town? How big is the town?
shall be meeting a girl who is 145cm tall and 40kg
I dislike zoomers, despite being one myself
I've fallen for a pornstar again (pic related)
>>153384605I don't play video games because I am an adult
>>153384620living up to the spinner name
>>153384648But you post on 4chan?
>>153384669not him but I will cum in you
>>153384645You need to stop.
>>153384669You have to be 18+ to post on 4chan(nel) dot org
>>153384625What's it like being a zoomie
>>153384697But how is 4chan any different from vidya? They are both for autistic neckbeards to waste their time on
Don't stop watch porn veryday
>>153384706>industrial society and it's consequences...
>>153384693I've listened to her interviews on YouTubeShe sounds like she isn't dead inside and is actually lively and happy, and she comes across as somewhat intelligent. Both of these things are incredibly rare in pornstars
>>153384706I heckin hate science
>>153384743Social media is for everyone. Capeshit and video games are children
imagine if people on /out/ couldnt phone post
for me? its kot
>>153384803I stopped going to that board after I realized they were all larping
>>153384839Make peace not war
keep getting targeted ads for schizophrenia meds
I’m 18 so I’m still allowed to play video games
>>153384866nimba u wat?
If we accept that the president doesn’t really have power then why do we bother talking about him
Because last get
sent my dick pic to a chinese girl and she got really mad and cussed me out. /cum/, why'd you lie to me and tell me that azn girls liked dic pics
>>153385218Damn bro sorry to hear thatYou should shown us the dick pic