modern man edition
>>151857355do you think she fucks him with a strapon?
anyone seen the video of the squirrel playing basketball and the black guy behind the camera on commentary.
for me it's when women are trying to be sexy but they're being retarded about it and you just have to play along
I just tell 4chan X every single post is mine and make loads of (You)s
for me it's when I asked
imagine being anything akin to music or art as a major
Every show I've seen1983 - Blackadder1994 - Earth Warp1995 - Father Ted1999 - Spaced2000 - Black Books2000 - Coupling2000 - My Family2000 - My Hero2002 - Ace Lightning2003 - Peep Show2006 - The IT Crowd2007 - Skins2008 - The Inbetweeners2009 - The Misfits2010 - Luther2010 - Sherlock2011 - Death in Paradise2011 - Fresh Meat2011 - Threesome2012 - Bad Education2012 - Citizen Khan2012 - Pramface2012 - Some Girls2013 - My Mad Fat Diary2013 - London Irish2013 - Plebs2013 - Toast of London2014 - Siblings2014 - Uncle2015 - Chewing Gum2015 - Fried2015 - Travel Man2016 - Fleabag2016 - Flowers2017 - Creeped Out2017 - Game Face2017 - It's the End of the Fucking World2017 - Three Girls2018 - Derry Girls2018 - Sunderland 'til I Die2018 - Watership Down2019 - Man like Mobeen2020 - The Englsh Game
>>151857434women trying to be sexy is one of the least sexy things there are
>>151857487You have to go back
Are you getting nice and wet for daddy's cock?
insane how good this song is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiN-n990oE8
dont even need to post just cleaning up the (You)s right now
>>151857355Can you guys stop harassing our Prince and Princess? They're ours now. You're never getting them back.
>>151857468The Misfits really went to shit rather quickly
>>151857468thanks for sharing lisickihows about telling us about all of the drugs you've taken?
Going to fill a jar with 800ml of whole milk and drink it.
gay nz vpn ausrorke going mental again
>>151857547WeedHeroin AcidMethLove George Michael
>>151857429i doubt they have sex at alljust a marriage of convenience now
do you think that the queen ever called megan a nigger?
Thousand year reign of King Charles and Queen Camilla imminentPress F to spit on Diana's grave
>>151857557hes posting like every 10 seconds lmao what a strange creature
Did anyone else have a golliwog growing up?
reckon covids like chicken pocks jsut infect everyone with it and it'll go away since we;ll be immunised to it
>>151857570what is the tarq term for a black?
>>151857570royals probably have their own slanglike they call her a moolie
>>151857570She's have called her an African
I remember that lad seething I didn't like Only Fools and Horses
why is morrissey so goddamn based
>>151857631there is nothing funny about the underclass
>>151857614fridge magnet and a teddy
>>151857570Would Meghan Markle have scored the Euros pentalty
>>151857468why are they all british?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYakC4iL5AEgon be alright
>>151857429yesthats how British are born
>>151857669creasing at that being the test >how many niggers does it take to score a penalty
Is Do the Right Thing (1989) any good?
>>151857669No but Marcus rashford might have if he hadn’t tried to be a clever cunt with his self indulgent stupid run up
PRITI PATEL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>151857674Yank telly was banned in my household
>>151857689must be having a laugh
How do i pass single variable calculus if i’m shit at remembering all the formulas when we aren’t allowed tools outside of pen and paper?
>>151857689twitter stealing /brit/ gimmicks
why’s everyone out to scam me all the time
>>151857713some of the best TV dramas are American though
>>151857707Fucking hate Rashford like you wouldn't believe
How do Brits feel about the fact that they're currently being ruled by a half-American Turk? And that their greatest hero (Winston Churchill) was also half American?
police chopper. what the fuck do these cunts want
>>151857730do you get scam calls from the ATO (IRS) every day? I do and it's fucking annoying. Who falls for these robotic voice calls?
>>151857570wasn't one of the issues was that the queen was worried about the babies being dark skin? lmao this woman who has lighter skin than most whites was going to make a dark skinned baby with a ginger husbands lmao.
>>151857775they're looking for people outside of their homes so that they can fine them
>>151857755probablyno respect no communitybuncha thieves out to pick an honest man’s pocket
>>151857775>what the fuck do these cunts wantto completely control usto be able to know what we're doing, when we're doing it, immediately should they decide we become a person of interestto whitelist the internet, to whitelist time outside the home and otherwise keep us entirely contained
>>151857775>checking the western suburbs more than the easternhmm I wonder why....
>>151857775on the lookout for anyone outside of their house for more than their allotted 15 minutes
>>151857788she has impure blood
>>151857826horrible racist cunt
mad that the tories are just gonna get in again despite literally doing the worst, shitest possible job they could ever do of a government position because this country is filled with serfsmad that there is no credible position because keir starmer is also a tory
Just a reminder Jordan Pickford saved TWO penalities only for niggas to screw him over
>horrible racist cunt
>>151857569Why chose a random actress then ?
>>151857871nz flag on
>>151857757this desuhate everything about him and how mongs lap it up
anyone else poo
>>151857355Something is funny about this. And I don't know what. Some explain
>>151857823i'm sorry that you feel that way.*surreptitiously makes a note to up all your dosages*
>>151857876tell me you're an overweight middle-aged foreigner without telling me you're an overweight middle-aged foreigner
>>151857826mad how theyre all the same wherever they are. 10,000 miles away from here and its the same shit.
anybody seen that new google ad with marcus rashford talking about how white people are born racist and can never change and they should all be genocided for the good of humanity?
I hope slavery is reintroduced so I can be a slave
>>151857781car warranty mostly but I got a few fake IRS calls a couple years backgot a pretty convincing one about student loan forgiveness last week had to actually google it
Just got a Virgin credit card, cos I'm a virgin
>>151857876Remember in Breaking when the guy bought a hooker to play Sonic with him?
fucking dipshit boomer co-workers phoning you with about 3 seconds of stuff to say instead of just emailingwhy are they like this?
throw my computer screen across the room and roar with rage whenever someone soyjaks me on the internet
>>151857730Are you slack jawed?>>151857781We mostly get car warranty scams now.
sheeds to the left of me, rorkes to the rightstuck in the middle of poo
>>151857614still got a golliwog money box
just ordered mcdonalds ama lads
>>151857931boomers are all verbally information orientedme? can’t remember the fuck someone says to me two minutes later just write it you prick
>>151857931phoning gets stuff done quicker. also easier to assert your dominance over the phone.a timid virgin like you wouldnt understand
>>151857923My rule of thumb is: if someone actually wants to contact me about something, they'll text or leave a voice mail. Scam calls tend to never leave voice calls and the scam texts I get are so obviously scams authored by illiterate street shitters who can barely speak English.
>>151857931Efficiency of human communication. Stop being a bitch.
>>151857775HelicoptersCars on the roadthey've even got a drone or two
>>151857971no idea what this is trying to say
janny deleting my posts again FUCK OFF
>>151857971eagerly awaiting leftypol's fixed essay so i can once again not read it
>>151858033belongs on /pol/ you virginoid freak
>>151857995I've actually been in similar arguments in a lot of gaming circles when it comes to certain games that were a generational touchstone for gamers within a VERY specific age range: namely games like Banjo Kazooie, Sonic Adventure, Spyro the Dragon, and Pokemon. All of these games were given fairly good reviews in professional video game review outlets, and were likewise massive hits among extremely young gamers (generally within the preschool/Kindergarten range).But the reception to these games among slightly older gamers (anywhere from around maybe 12 or 13 and up perhaps) was pretty much muted to non-existent. If you were past a certain age threshold, chances are you simply WEREN'T paying any attention to or giving much of two shits about - much less really playing - most of these games. That's just the then-on the ground reality of pop culture at that point in time amongst most average gamers back then.
>>151858033bore off you deleted it yourself cause you fucked it up
>>151857908rasheeds you mean? yeah it's fucking mental. Islam and China are unironically bigger threats than climate change.
>>151857969just happy is all
got a decent pair of new earphones for 20$ marked down from a hundred something but they're a really gay colour (white with salmony colour earbuds) so shan't be wearing them in public
>>151857859The party machine know exactly what they're doing. The people upset by tory fuck ups were never going to vote for them anyway. They will also win regardless of the 'red wall'.
missus still begging me for an iphone 13
Best thing for my wellbeing would be not having to talk about fucking wellbeing in every fucking meeting ARRRGGGHHHH
>>151858086>white on the outside, salmony colour on the insidektim
>$ sign after the value
>>151858082>Islam and China are unironically bigger threats than climate change.does anyone but greta unironically disagree with this?
Anyone else live in Rumford?
my bro just broke up with his gf on the weekend having drinks with him later and dont know how to approach it lads as never had a gf , is it best to just pretend it didnt happen and have a normal sesh
>>151858082>islamlol>chinaLOL both nowtbutties
>>151858119where do you work?
>>151858154just tell him that there's plenty more fish in the sea and then ruffle his hair
>>151858147more like Bumfordmore like Runtfordmore like Cumfart
>>151857879she chose himsome jewish friend of meghan put them together. the royal family aren't the brightest bunch. just look at andrew. Even if they realise meghan is a snake, it's already too late.
>>151858116I would sincerely, greatly recommend peeling yourself away from whatever Marvel movie, Shonen Jump anime/manga, or dense-ass RPG you're currently buried in and go pick up and read an actual goddamn (non-fiction) book about something that's historically/socially/politically/scientifically critical and substantive for once.
>>151858154give him a commiseration blowie
>>151858147so traditional...so british...
>>151858086Just own it.
>>151858135are you upset after having to give puppyberg back
>>151858154Trade him your sister but ask for a £2000 dowry
>>151858154yesIf he wants to talk give him an ear but don’t initiate it or say anything that could piss him off
>id rather have everyone on earth die from climate change than a few more pakis or chineserorke everyone
got my bum and bollocks out
>>151858185I’m not gonna say, you know, there’s plenty more fish in the seaI’m not going to say if you love her, let her go and I’m not going to bombard you with clichés but what I will say is this: it’s not the end of the world
*steals your chickens*
>>151858213Its in Scotland not Britain.
>>151858167Civil service, but it's like this in every large organisation now. They give you bollocks sessions about stress management or the importance of getting enough sleep and eating healthily or getting up from your desk every hour or other pointless bollocks like that. Fucking SICK OF IT
>>151858198Mental these top shelf posts keep getting deleted innit?
gf wants to break upwhat are some manipulative tricks I can use to pause it for a couple months
>>151858200Not sure what that's got to do with my missus talking off my ear bruv
Why is climate change badClimate never stays the same all the time, so what is everyone worried about unironically
>>151858213Its in Scotland not Britain. >>151858217
ladies and gentlemen, please collect your pots and pans, and stand for the national health service
>>151858265tell her you're pregnant and you think it's hers
>>151858154Ask if he gives you his blessing to date her.Seriously though do this >>151858219
>>151858221>everyone on earth die from climate changenot going to happenwe do need a culling though, in the billions.
>>151858274climate change is just a capitalist smokescreen for the real issue of pollution
>>151858147whats with the strange mounds
>>151858290nice hearty shit
humans destroyed a paradise that took billions of years to form all for the sake of convenience & short-term excess wealth
>>151858274been living under a rock for the last 40 years?
>>151858288Scotland is Britain
>>151858290*bangs pots and pans together while blowing a vuvuzella*BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>151858336>humansI don’t recall building a factory with 20 smokestacks, nor the majority of living humans. And don’t give me vegan bullshit about them building it to service me.
there we have it ladies and gentlemen
>>151858338>been living under a rock for the last 40 years?Don’t give him attention. It’s just bored, lonely, contrarian right wing 19 year olds on /brit/. Probably thinks the earth is flat too
>>151858330Its where the giants of Greenock were buried
too bad asian girls HATE white bois
three words that will get you lynched in britain:privatize the NHS
having a laugh at trannies on reddit
>1 in 750 UK residents has died of Covid-19damn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hendy-FreegardImagine some fella walks up to you at the pub and says "I work for MI5, come with me and give me all your money."And somehow he managed to do it to 3 people. Mad.Also,>Hendy-Freegard had an on/off affair with a recently married PA Elisabeth Bartholomew née Richardson. She became obsessed with Hendy-Freegard and testified at trial "that she would have gone anywhere to be with Robert as he was great in bed"
>>151858338That's the issue though isn't it, it's just being drilled into everyone everywhere in the media that there's a 'climate emergency'. If you ignore it you'd be none the wiser and nothing bad will happen either
>>151858411Africans won't dieThey discovered that if you plant trees in arid land suddenly it becomes wet
>>151858373>>151858395>>151858405White people destroyed the world with the Industrial RevolutionThen the 3rd world continued it
privatise all roads
>>151858444and yet I commend boris for his sensible approach to opening upfor the first time ever I think the UK government is actually more competent than the AU govt
>>151858482unironically thisthink about how much money could be spent on a police state if transurban bought all the roads
>>151858475Scots aren't white
>>151858469planted my seed in your mum's arid land and it worked there too
>>151858336ah she'll be roight
>>151858462>nothing bad will happen eitherJust like the ozone layer.Nah mate some bad things are subtle and not noticing them just means you never solve the problem.
>>151858475what china has done in the last 15 years dwarfs the entirte industrial revolution 10x over
>>151858257>>151858288Not sure why this lie was worth posting twice
>>151858376GB is the largest island in the British isles and includes Scotland
>>151858407>bored, lonely, contrarian right wing 19 year olds on /britThat is actually me to every point
>>151858336pray tell what is 'excess wealth'
>>151858525and the japs
>>151858579Excess means extra
>>151858590laughed at this
back to work tomorrow after four days off
>>151858547Britain = England and WalesGreat Britain = Scotland, England and Wales
>>151858519Again, what is the actual impact ignoring media sensationalismprobably pretty minor
this true blue dinky di is the face of smart peoplemust suck being from some other country
Have a Physiotherapist delivering me McDonalds at 11:30pm. Didn't expect this...
>>151858580imagine worrying about the weather like a big fag
Why are Yanks like this?Yank IdiomThat's a cool ass shirtShooting the shitFuck off shitstickHe thinks he's hot shitThat made me shit myselfShit for brainsYou're batshit crazyThat's a load of horseshitHe's a big ass n*ggaYou asshatWhy does every idiom in Yankland involve waste or a man's behind?
>>151858652read this right to left like a fucking weeb
>been sharting under a poo for the last 69 queers?Don’t give poo appootion. It’s just sharty, farty, flatulent poi wing 69 year olds on /poo/. Probably thinks the earth is fart poo
really wish multiculturalism wasn't so prevalent in western countries
>>151857355>>151858656All three are Californians.
fucking hell lads I miss normhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKK0w8m1Bbg
>>151858644Higher eart temperature melts glaciers, sinking coastlines and removing ice melt as a source of rivers. Agriculture becomes untenable in once fertile lands, major coastal population centers flooded and mass migration ensues, but with even less available land to absorb it.
>>151858690That’s ocean pollution from Fukushima you gay fucking retard
>>151858697That's a big ass shit nigga
>>151858580>AAAH SCARY ORANGE BRIGHT COLOUR AHHH!!!!its not that bad
>>151858732who is the niggy spaceman and who is the niggy headed spaniel?
>>151858751he wasn't like the rest RIP lil nyugga
>>151858780pretty sure this image is illegal
>>151858782You're an idiot pretending to be smart
>>151858751Such a shame that we can't get more of the podcast. I've watched every episode so many times it's not fun to watch anymore
>>151858644Ignoring media trying to draw attention to the problem makes it easier for people in power of gov and industry to flat out ignore it. They can afford to weather the consequences. If you're on this site you're not in that position. Public pressure is the only reason anything gets done at all.
>>151858444Still don't know a single person who's died due to covid desu
>>151858898i know 3 people who have what now rorke what now
>>151858852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWJdyJU8av8love the clip at the start where some rando makes him laugh with a joke that sounds like one he would come up with
>>151858751yankified runt jesus christ
>>151858851Oh he’s mad
>>151858773This was supposed to happen by the 90s in the 70s, by now in the 90s... I doubt it's going to happen at all. Just doomsday nonsense that you're allowed to believe without being labelled a conspiracy theorist
insane how good the gun club are
>>151858918Shows the failure of Ausralia's covid response, simple as
>>151858918no you dontbe quiet
>>151858580Thank god I live on the east coast
dont know anyone who's had covid at all
>>151858923I WALKED THROUGH BLOOD AND BONES
>>151858988...he was in northern canada
My spiritual home is Alberta, Canada, and I must move there as a matter of utmost emergency. I must!
anyone watched fever pitch the history of the premier league?
>teams interview in 2 hoursshitting myself lads, the NEET years have broke me
Who's the Aaron Rodgers of the UK?
>>151858898me how's about that you fucking biff
>>151858980I know a bunch. We didn't lock down like you did. It lasted like, what three weeks here?
>>151858630No that was BRITANNIA that was England and Wales
>>151859084even the AI grows a moustache
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
>>151859082I'll biff your sex arse if you're not careful
>>151859074Landon Braddockmaybe Wesley Shearsby
big tune inbound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CurONBAJnk
>>151858891How do you believe the public thinks independently with all this garbage coming at them from every angle in the media, the 'change' you're talking about doesn't come out of nowhere, it actually usually aligns with the motives of those above government
>>151859147Good post, was thinking the same myself desu
insane how talented brian wilson was, man was a genius
love pooinglove weeinglove scranninglove wankinglove drinking
nature will kill off enough humoids for the climate to heal
>>151859147>>151859074> not saying Paul Tibbert
>>151858740*wish multiculturalism weren'tHypothetical. Subjunctive mood
>>151859268t. literally me
>>151859172Who are those above government?
insane how genius brian wilson was shitting on the beatles
Scotland's public sector deficit was £36b last year. Fucking hell
at school my nickname was shit eyes because one day at school at lunchtime i shitted so hard in the toilet that the shit blast the toilet water and shit up in the air and shit got in my eyes
>>151859047dad was on about it the other daymight watch it later
good evening lads
>>151859333What does that mean?
at school my nickname was poo sharts because one day at fart at lunchpoo i farted so hard in the poo that the shart poo the poo fart and shart up in the poo and fart got in my bum
>>151859419*beckons you over hesitantly**surreptitiously whispers in your ear*pooing niggardly
>>151859488did you actually buy credits
>>151859316All those stupid think tanks and NGOs that dictate policy, some do a shift as a politician and when they've had enough they get a job of their liking in a newspaper or a bank. It's all an old boy's club essentially, it's very rare that there is a prime minister and cabinet that comes outside of this network of people. The UK has always been controlled like this, it was basically the model on how to control a country's government
>>151859470she wants HIM?
>>151859539my faces always come out way worse wtf
>>151859534the trim is on point tbf
any Chivalry II man in?
>>151859526What are the think tanks in jolly old England? Chatham house?
how long do these neuralblender things take
>>151859589there's loads of 'em
>>15185961010 hours so fuck off
>>151859610a few minutes
think tanks? and you believe it!?
love the dream scenes in the sopranos
>>151859632Do you know any? Give me an example please. Trying to broaden my worldview.
think tanks?more like thick wanks
>>151859694ye they're uncanny
>>151859694damn then you’ll love a cool website called reddit dot com too
>>151859731reddit lives rent free in some of you niggas heads for real
Made how nobody cares if you are covered in dogshit
>>151859707https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_think_tanks_in_the_United_Kingdomtake your pick
>>151859761>all i do is shitpost but everyone else is serious
>>151859589That's one of them, The Royal Society, the Rhodes foundation that has links in US too (pretty sure one of the Clintons was a rhodes scholar)But this conservative government, a lot of them are just world economic forum stooges. Matt Hancock especially seemed to have a pretty big boner for 4ir, the Johnson family are somewhat influential and talk about a lot of the same things the wef talk about, the royal family have talked about the same shit for years tooThere's honestly too many of these NGOs to remember, it gets confusing but it's obvious that they run the show
this is a horrendous gimmick
>>151859913makes a nice change of pace at least
>>151859923would prefer the entire thread to be poo willy bum posts
>>151859800don't get what this means
>>>/gif/20864924someone's been looking for me lads
>>151859958when did I ask?
>>151859827>The Royal SocietyWhat a name. Rhodes is a big enough name here but academically as far as I'm aware.
>>151857762he's not half american. he is just american.
>all these anti-racist, pro multicult thinktanksahh yes
>>151859958When is it not?
missed it by that much