The eternal alliance edition
>>146575128me in pic
>>146575137Yeah me too
>>146575136Getting kinda creepy lad
Wonder if I can pretend my refusal to take the vaccine is some sort of virtuous act when my family inevitably badger me about it. "I won't get vaccinated until the entire third world has had the opportunity" or some bollocks like that
luv me 60ssimple ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO6glz0wpmo
>>146575197t. hasn't figured out how to fake it
>>146575197no science juice for thee
>>146575159My whole life has been condensed down into being that small water droplet. My existence reduced to three seconds on a pumpkin
>>146575197you utter rapscallion! you cockwombobble! you mental oriental!
>>146575231not sure what you're getting at here but it's a water melon
>>146575224How do you fake it then lad?>>146575234Alright James Felton enjoying your holiday to Dublin?
>>146575116imagine having the back of someone else when they never do the same for youangloids, i cant
Jewish gf status is required
>>146575257I made the appointment. Checked in while I was there then left, made an excuse on the phone and they have invited me for the second dose.
>>146575284shes actually so peng its unreal
>>146575277Bretty nice load mate. Hope it felt the tops n that
I hate w*men
nice cup of tea in bed with cheers on the telly before toil commences
>>146575284she looks like a bird
>>146575284I agree she's cute but quite too angular or something. Beaky like the other dude said
>>146575301Fair play, pretty based if that actually works. Will the vaccine passport show you as vaccinated then?
>>146575436I assume so if I'm invited for the second dose. Not sure how I'll fool that one yet it's in a week
>>146575197i assume you're under 40 so you're at 0 riskdont take flu shots, dont take covid shots
4chan servers are down
we're back lads
guess im the only one here
haha alri lads
well good morning
Time on bbc I player that the normie horde drones are lapping up like clockwork featuring le dour northern game of thrones man and le dour Manlet usual suspect graham man is literally 60 percent a copy and paste rip of Michael inside A far more emotionally impactful and less contrived prison kino
Might have a chance to anally probe this alien.
Excuse the interruption, we're back to your regular programming
sorry lads spilt my cuppa milo all over the 4chan servers ahaha
>>146575612I will be back. Blocked for 15 min lol
>>146575611not really interested in anal sexI am a virgin though so perhaps the appeal of anal sex is only apparent to regular shaggers who have grown tired of the normal entrance
time for my morning look at r/blackchickswhitedicks
>>146575609Watched both over the last week, and preferred Time desu. Thought the lead actor in Michael Inside was shit, which ruined the impact a bit. Plus the longer format of Time works better and allows for more character development. To each his own though eh
rorke at the vaccination centrehttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1623398329726.webm
>>146575665For me, it's inserting a butt plug in her arse while I'm shifting.
The ol' double ban
>anime nonces aboutShall be leaving the thread forthwith. May consider returning later
>>146575742Mental they sent some lad all the way over there
>>146575742me toonot bad like
I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
What a bitch, was wondering whether she was travelling
>>146575821If I take this knee off, would you die?
>>146575747kek, what is even the point of /bant/ if not for international porn?
>>146575860>heheh silly boys don't you feel like flying 10000 miles for some of my Goddess coochie ;)?Femoids..
>>146575860Sounds American.Wouldn't bang.
Many virgin posts I have seen
Dunno why I got a 15 min. I have simped for you janny. Pls...forgive me daddy
big fan of anime chebs, not of this loli shite though
wank to black mmf porn with my sisters knickers wrapped around my knob imagining it was her holes being opened up by the lads on screen
sailorjerrylad checking in..got a cheeky bag. It I save it
Lads, I'm a post op Ftm that's been doing a case study for a major acting part in an upcoming film. Any suggestions before I leave you forever?
>>146576119have you considered necking yourself?
>>146576119how do tranny willys work
Today's plan for toil:>6 hours of freelancing (earning approx $380)>2 hours of final touches of PhD>8 hours of moving the mouse every 10 mins for my full-time job to make it look like I'm online
truly abhorrent posts tonight they killed /brit/, it was too powerful
me on brit
>>146576165>>8 hours of moving the mouse every 10 mins for my full-time job to make it look like I'm onlineget a hardware mouse jiggler
>>146576165what u freelancing senpai
any fans of big anime chebs
where in the world is homealone diego
>>146576231prefer little bums meself
alright one more refresh and i’m off
>>146576272better make it a good one
>>146576165btfo (blog the fuck on)
Anime should be a bannable offence, tbhlad.
Dreaming about a holocaust of anyone involved in marketing.
Jobcentre pushed my appointment back a week get in
>>146576119no youre not
>>146576212Not a bad shout actually>>146576220Academic writing (basically write up dissertations for lazy rich Arabs)
Going for my coof jab in an hour lads.
Anglo men belong to Jewish women.
Getting overly invested in my cooming>cockring>buttplugs that vibrate>self denial edging play >fleshlights>ruined orgasms>rubbing hot muscle rubs on my bellendNeed to sort myself out lockdown has ruined meI used to just wank once a week to very vanilla porn
probably shouldnt be posting extra anime images at a time like this
for you lads that toil from home but can seemingly do nothing all day what do you work as?
>>146576470Yeah got a swift 15 min lol
>>146576480stay at home mummy xxxkeeping things tidy while the hubby is at work xxxstudied at the university of life xxxxxxx
>>146576394cheeky little notty monkey
>>146576480Some sort of analystLast year i think i worked a lot but this year i do like an hour of actual toilI think in the office i used to not really do that much either... but you cant blatamtly sit on your phone shitposting
big anime chebs desu
>>146576456do NOT talk to the speedwanker
Why arent frustrated housewives a big thing in this countryI only met one who wanted to smash but she was foreignI want to really ruin a marriage
>>146576551Nah not on doing drugs (maybe poppers though - thats an idea).>tfw used to be a respectable upstanding member of society, now im a little coomgremlin
>>146576572>>146576572am very frustratedhubby not doing his dishesdidnt get me a valentines cardwont cut the grassan absolute nightmare!
>>146576615Yeah ive been thinking about crossdressing while cooming...
I am currently watching The Thing
https://www.un.org/en/development/desa/population/publications/ageing/replacement-migration.aspUnited Nations projections indicate that over the next 50 years, the populations of virtually all countries of Europe as well as Japan will face population decline and population ageing. The new challenges of declining and ageing populations will require comprehensive reassessments of many established policies and programmes, including those relating to international migration.Focusing on these two striking and critical population trends, the report considers replacement migration for eight low-fertility countries (France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Republic of Korea, Russian Federation, United Kingdom and United States) and two regions (Europe and the European Union). Replacement migration refers to the international migration that a country would need to offset population decline and population ageing resulting from low fertility and mortality rates.
Not been vaccinated and no plans to for no other reason than I simply cannot be arsed arranging it
>>146576651i'll show you my thing
Super Trouper lights are gonna blind me.
gary lineker loves wogs' willards
>running the risk of getting long-covid for the approval of anonymous internet strangersoh my days
Tell me truthfully, are you shagging a darkie
>>146576738A Russian. So... yh.
>>146576762nice bit of manure that
>>146576762thats a right big jobbie hehe
i had covid and it was milder than any flu ive had
>>146576165Fuck how do you make so much money?
watching 1917 againlovely film
YES u OWE
chuffing a chaffinch
HelloGood morningWhat is an English word you would like to teach me today?
>>146576872i hate that boomers brought this upon us
Janny pls. My phone can switch IPs don't make me spam worse shit. I am posting sfw
>>146575197>granddad very active and perfectly healthy throughout the pandemic>makes fun of my mum for panicking about it>she nags him him get the vaccine so he eventually relents>falls deathly ill immediately after the jab and dies just over a week later>mum won't shut up about how "covid killed her father" although "it was his fault for underestimating the pandemic" and keeps ranting about evil anti-vaxxers for the fourth month in a row
I've got long covid, keep shitting my pants with no warning
>Heart inflammation in young men higher than expected after Pfizer, Moderna vaccines -U.S. CDCCDC be worried
love filling up the big, flushing it all away and then squeezing out a bit more into the fresh pan
lads ive caught long soyvid
In janny's defense that was a nipple, I'll give him that
>>146576945your word is ....yh
>>146576967she can't exactly admit she killed her own dad by making him get injected with the secret saucealso your grandad sounds cool, i'm sorry for your loss
uh oh here comes the short covidoofwasn't that bad actually dunno what all the fuss is about
Mad how Ho-Oh was in the first ever episode of the Pokémon cartoon, yet didn't appear until the second generation of the Game Boy games. Those crafty mongkikes were advertising the sequel from the start! You've got to respect that.
Reckon the reason why my arsehole itches whenever I see a feller in uniform is because my convict ancestors got broken in by the nsw corps
Yes let’s get some old mysterious long termer with long hair to tell the new inmate ‘you should have hit him, now your life is going to be living hell’And let’s hire two dour norfmen usual suspects Sean bean and Stephen while we are at it
>>146577109strange little post
Currenty posting: cartoon children
>>146577220you're a wrongen
Did jelqing a few years backDidnt make my willy biggerBut did mke my cum shots really impressiveLike id hve streams coom continually pouring out of my willy and it shot wads all over the placeStopped because i read it damages the wilkins
Imagine getting offed by a vaccineWhat a soft cunt
why do anglos look like this?
>>146577220what geimu does she play
business idea: a service that emails or texts you to let you know when a certain poster has left /brit/ so you can return without fear of seeing their disgusting posts
Love willies so much Love loking at them, touching them, talking about them, thinking about themLove big ones love small onesFind men utterly utterly repulsive though
anglo-man, anglo-man, does whatever an anglo can
>>146576883Whats this then
imagine paying this woman to show you her tits online
there's a lot of truth in this
Did you know that the Australians were behind 9/11....
>>146577182One of the weaker legendaries desu(Only counting the first 3 generations) after that isnt canon
>>146577367Reads like an incel demanding sex.
>>146577367not reallyanal and vaginal are not comparable
>>146577368*cuts your brakelines*
just a heads upchild porn is illegal in the ukeven drawings of ithopefully this nonce is being traced as we speak and can look forward to a good old fashioned shanking in a prison shower in the near future
>>146577368yea that was me sorry ahahaha
>>146577368osama bin ladsontour
>>146577316This is not Michael Michael adores the entire male form
remember scouting for girls?
Be honest, tits > face?
>>146577421He's not hurting any kids
>>146577421one can only hopegodspeed to the van men
Don't think I'm over the ex yet, any tips? It's been 5 months now I think
>>146577367Don't wind up Rorke this early mate
>>146577459he's hurting the ones who come to 4channel with his degenerate soul twisting filth
>>146577421expect it's some european nonce freak behind a proxy, would send him into space at lights pee if they dare visit
>>146577459dont be a nonce apologist
>>146577399Agreed. My favourites were always Lugia and Zapdos
>>146577367I would fuck a trannard if thatds that xhe is worried about
>>146577459slippery slopealso cp is icky
>>146577346Only the deadliest accident in the history of aviation:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster
too woke to react to basic biological urges, me
do you ever think how privileged you are to have English as your mother tongue? we're insanely lucky when you think about it
>>146577543don't kill yourself
>>146577368actually there were ahead of it by many hours due to the time zone differenceshould have warned the yanks tbqh
>>146577556samei thought eating human shit was gross but then something something bioessentialisticalism ohh yummy poo let me rub it all over my face
Bet I hate London more than any of you runts.
>>146577522>slippery slopeWrong>also cp is ickyWrong (if it's cartoon)
Escape from New York? Escape from L.A.? Take it from me, leave London.
why are "people" babbling on about veganism and how eating less beef will magically save the planet, when the real issues are still pollution from cars, electricity, industry, plastic waste, and food waste?
>>146577568your nans gash
>>146577571Imagine trying to use the internet if you only spoke Finnish.
>>146577571never knew my father tongue
>>146577530Doesnt sound like an accident at all sounds like a deliberately beligerant piece of shit murdering 500 people
>>146577686and it was based
>>146577638>the real issues are still pollution from carsThe quarantine irrevocably disproved private transportation contributed to climate change.
think i shall be 1 minute late to this meeting, don’t like being the first in me
>>146577571i think more about how daft johnny foreigner is for speaking his wacky babbling language and teaching it to his kidswhat are they likenever gonna get anywhere in life making primitive nonsense sounds like that in fact that's how you get mistaken for a monkey and hanged on a beach at hartlepool
>>146577686gross negligence manslaughter at worst
>>146577659read this in Bruce from finding nemo's voice
I'm so pooing angry lads and I want to scream
Drawings being illegal is for literal bootlickers
well i have tidied up somewhatshoweredsmoked a bit of leftover weed buttsdrank some morrisons cola zeroi do like trying off brand colasremind me of poverty
don't consider loli shit to be cp, however if you wank to lolis you are a nonce
Great Apes of the world:the Gorillathe Chimpanzeethe Orangutanthe Bonobo the Humanand the Australian
>>146577813>literal bootlickersnobody literally licks boots unless it's part of some kind of fetishyou've gone and used the word literally incorrectly there
>>146577571You're not privileged, learning foreign language is a very unique experience and is fun. You anglos never have to do it and miss out on this wonderful feeling of learning another language
Leftypol: Waiting until the second a girl in 18 to purchase her onlyfansAlso leftypol: Nooooo! Picrel is pedophilia!
Any more experienced corporate drones here lads? Bossman this morning was like "anon check the internal recruitment site, we're advertising a new position, Steve [department director] and I think you'd be perfect for the job".I just checked the internal job ad and it's a £65k pa position, more than twice what I'm currently making, bloody hell.Do you reckon if I'm the best candidate they'll offer me less than advertised based on my current salary?
there's a special category of report for nonce posting outside of /b/just saying
rorke being attracted to children to own leftypol
For me? It’s modern grindcore
>>146577936Was on your side until you posted vtuber shite
>>146577848the real question is, is being a nonce a choice or in your genes?
it's still not cp
what's with all the anime nonces here today
>>146577515Articuno was for when shit gets extra real
>>146577967I told you and janny this is sfw. I can change IPs on mobile and easily spam worse, but I won't, because that's against the rules
NEED a daughter gf to tuck into bed
>>146577936What is your point, other than that leftypol's actions are entirely consistent with their stated beliefs?
>>146577949NoBut you might not automatically get it
I just told a 16 year old she was beautiful. Am I a nonce?
>>146578013why do you do this
>>146577949No, doubt it - definitely applysend me the link too aha
>>146577905I agree that you get some benefits out of it, but the fact you are pretty much FORCED to learn English no matter what is sad, especially for those who it doesn't come easily to
>>146577993Didn't know it was a vtuber lol>>146578018Leftypol is pedo incarnate
Rorke wanking to cartoon children to the leftRasheed grooming real children to the rightLeftypol turning a blind eye (singular)
want to scran the lot of it
>>146578066>pedofuck off yank
>>146578076Their frozen fish is goodVery creamy.
>>146577530Thats not the real transcript
>>146578066>Leftypol is pedo incarnateBy waiting until people are 18 to view Onlyfans content? I don't understand.
>>146578035He's a paedophile who wants to normalise his paedophilia
This nigga really into his loli feet
>>146578013they arent sfw. some of these are illegal lad
funny how ive always seen the world wars presented as germans vs. brits and yanks yet its the french countryside getting absolutely ruined
>>146578098It's "paedophile" or "pedo". Anyone who shortens it to "paedo" is fucking bent
Whats the difference between Britain and Jamaica? Both speak English, both have a lot of brown people and both have bad cuisine.
>>146577984if one side is for the nonces then it's blatantly leftypolthe only time leftypol stops demanding bigger government is when someone's being a pervertthey look the other way when biden molests kids in publicthey look the other way when rape gangs kidnap tens of thousands of young girls and make them into sex slavesthey claim it's the human right of a man to go into a girl's locker room and get his cock out if he says he's a womanthey came up with "MAP" (minor attracted person) as a kind of secret twitter codethey were flirting with the idea of sticking P for pedo on the LGBTQI+ thingkenosha kyle hit a random sample of 3 leftypols and one of them was a convicted pedothey rejected and blocked any kind of investigation into the pizzagate stuff i could go on
>>146578276>dude just add paprika to everything LMAO
>>146578013images sexualising children like the ones you're posting are disgusting, illegal (in the uk), and potentially encouraging weaker viewers to molest children IRLpack it in, for your own sake as well as everyone elseswouldn't you rather be turned on by pictures of people you can have sex with without destroying a life? pic related
>>146576859It's not that much really, but I have a couple of high-paying freelance clients at the moment - most of them are miserly cuntsWhen I was doing it ful
>>146578769*When I was doing it full-time between jobs I was averaging about $1.5k per month, not much really. Fortunately now I can just choose the best clients and tell the shit ones to fuck off
>>146579043What field are your PhD and full-time job in?
>>146579568Psychology (although I can proofread/edit/ghost-write anything in any social science / business discipline because there's lots of overlap), and full-time job is a public sector research position
>>146580158Sounds good for a degree that provides you with no explicit hard skills. Did you go to Oxbridge?
>>146580342No (although I'm quite bitter about it now) - solid top 10 unis for BSc and MSc, and a shit one for my PhD because it was funded with a £30k salary (probably wouldn't have done a PhD at all otherwise desu)In the freelance world that's actually not that relevant though, because people barely check your qualifications anyway (at least in my experience). The only reason I've got good clients now is a combination of building up good feedback on my public freelancing profile and a healthy dose of luck
Long live Britain and Israel