Arrest all women
Sometimes I get sick of being a Gaelic bvll but someone has to do it
>>144331283shes like 20 nowLEGAL
expected nathan for you to be reddit tier humor but it's actually funny as fuck
only a matter of decades until anglican and papist bastards are completely irrelevantbongland WILL submit to the Smithpill
>>144331329hello BROTHERlet us free Ireland togetherErin go bragh
dogshit nonce editionjanny smite thee
very posh indeed
here we are
>>144331399Biggest freaks out
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wanna rewatch babylon 5dont know if i cba watching series 1 again, cringe afmight skipalso got some beer hereasahi super dry and somebbq pringlescrunch sip crunch
I've seen this happen in other people's livesAnd now it's happening in mineI've seen this happen in other people's livesAnd now it's happening in mine
>>144331399This isn't complete, there's one of their churches near me and it's not listed there
Mikey shilling gammon steak has actually made me want one. Not had gammon in yearsCorrr can't believe a gyppo has successfully advertised a product to me
>>144331458B5 is a tad overrated imo Not to say it’s bad by any means
>>144331399East Anglia resisting the LDS menace
>>144331431he looks so happy
need mikey to post his big gammon x
The best thing about gammon is that it cooks easily. And so does its wife and kids.
>>144330686>This is why the lower class need to be neutered if they want want benefits or social housingYou think it's only the lower class ending up as NEETs? I bet there are loads of middle class NEETs.>>144330805>problems with docsDo you mean medical issues? Mental or physical? Did he get back into work eventually?>>144330969Was NEET life better than working then?At least if you're working then you have a chance of pulling girls and maybe one day having a family.There's no chance of that if you're NEET.
>>144331399>anglicanThey're killing themselves off. They gave an inch
>>144331399Mormons aren’t Protestants stop pretending you are
>>144331530>East Anglia resisting the LDS menaceNOPE!
>>144331399now do a map with CoE churches
>>144331516Could have done with one less series. Shits all over any incarnation of Star Trek though.
>>144331378Moлoдeц, Cepгeй. Хopoшaя тpaнcлитepaция.
America needs Socialism.
>>144331514Nothing surprising considering we’re natural born salesmen. Get some though. Proper hearty food
>>144331399went to the mormon church in London once after two mormon freaks kept hounding me on the streetswas just like a normal church
Finna cook tea in a minute lads .>pork loin steak>garlic and sage roasties>peppercorn sauce (from a packet)
i actually want to die
any other weak man? cant stand up to my gf.
>>144331426>€6.33 per kilofuck me that's the same price as 2 whole chickens. I will never be this affluent.
pooed my pants
been wanking to suki suki girl lads
>>144331670Cor love it when that happensway easier to suck it back up
>>144331426frequently get those big finest smoked gammon from the 'cogood bit of grub
>>144331426mate, i can't afford that more than once a month so it's posh to medon't know why you're so uppity about it
>>144331679best post in the thread lmao
Mad how much nicer you can make houses look by just adding an extra storey and making the windows bigger
Having Laal Maas, Palak Kadhi & Sannas.
>>144331599wordjust cut off first and last series
>>144331595aren't those just for show? does anyone actually show up on sundays?
>>144331679kek good one
Drinking a double strength cosmopolitan through 4 paper straws
>>144331748based postall 2-story houses should be made into 3-story houses
w2c dasha-esque gf?
Trying to make a post on reddit but apparently I haven't earned enough goodboypoints to post on this specific board yetSTATE of that site
>>144331844had it coming desu
>>144331899Hate hate hate HATE that place. Such a bunch of smug self-satisfied ponces.
>>144331837oo er missus
local tesco has a yo sushi kioskget those sweet chilli tempura prawns and the surimi and avocado california rolls all the time for lunch
>>144331650Sounds nice that
>>144331878Leave your smelly bedroom and you'll find one
hehe take that threadsplitting kiwi bastard
>>144331779yeah they do, women and old people mostly
>No one normal knows what that is
>>144331878prefer the other 1 2bh
>>144331899The local general (r/northernireland) is completely unusable unless you're a SWP supporting teenager.
>>144331955Fucking hell what sort of Tory district do you live in
>>144331959>you'll find onewhere
>>144331988pretty powerful brain to be able to emit mircowaves like that
>>144331948It's ridiculous, if I don't make enough agreeable posts to net "karma" I'm not allowed to make an OP
>>144331990>>144331990this person has a kid lol
>>144331955Haha yeah mate sounds nice*walks away laughing while mocking your voice*
>>144331878whats with her faceshe looks like shes depressed and had enough of life
Wanted to kill Dasha’s character in Disco Elysium but couldn’t figure out how
>>144331990saw a girl in town with boots like this a shorter skirt, she was about 12 with stick thin legs was very grim
>>144331990she just had a baby
>>144331955WOW IS THAT RICE AND STUFF ROLLED TOGETHER???? OH MY GOD!!!
>>144332063rorke about to have an aneurysm at this
>>144332048>she looks like shes depressed and had enough of life...yh
>>144332122grimstop enabling these people
>>144332063>wypopo be like
got steaming as a rocket last night and im not hungover at allfucking geeeet iiiinnn
>>144332122need these normies out of business
You lot having AZ or waiting for pfizer?
>>144332164Nothing soulful about eating a fry up condensed into a tray of slop outside in the street ffs.
>>144332122Disgusting chav infested shithole.
>>144332094>>144332006are you impressed
>>144332164His wife had a heart attack due to >>144332063
>>144332122This should be the default accent used across most of the country. 99% of accents in Britain are vile and should be done away with.
>>144332208wont be having the BILL GATES DIVORCE PLANDEMIC VACCINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>144332208you can get either depends on where you get the jab
the bart, the
>>144332164What's he eating?
rorke refusing the super pneumonic plague of 2056 vaccine because of a 'science juice' post on reddit in 2021.
>>144332259no she sounds retarded
>>144332233but enough about your mums arse
>>144332063very high level psyop causing right wingers to associate the vaccine with negative images like this so they don't take it and die from the virus
piss pickled egg for you, anon?
>>144332259no thanks she's a grim little essex mong
>>144332311>die from the virus
>>144332259basically essex accentfuck off you southern cunt
>>144332330ah, the /brit/ discord has arrived.
>>144332304ill avoid the blood clots thanks
very VERY high level psyop causing right wingers to believe that there is a psyop to make the vaccine cringe causing them to take the jab and become infertile
mad how awful rap/grime "music" is
beat the wife again lads ahaha
>>144332304Wonder what the figures are like UK wide
>>144332311>die from the virusMost of the nonagenarians are already toast.
>>144332311ye haha what % of people have died from it mateidiot
I'm a COVID-denying, anti-lockdown, anti-vaxxer, holodomor-denying, katyn-denying, Assadist, tankie, freedom loving proletarian.
>>144332453did you beat the dog and kids tooor arent you man enough
>>144332442rolex by wylie is literally the only song i could name by a grime artist, its all basically the same
>die from the virus
>>144332330god women have such narrow fucking shoulders
>>144332528you're cringe is what you are mate
>yeah I too am very meek and passive>reckon if I ever get a shag I'll just be locked into it with that girl forever and end up in an abusive marriage (where she is the abuser)KTIM
hehbet youre all poori own my own homebet you lot still live at home or have some grim 30 year death bargain with the jew bankers
>>144332570yeah they’re total fat soyboys
>>144332455Glad mark has removed the age restrictions from his videos
>>144332535kids beat the dog and the dog beats the kids i organise my household mate>>144332537based
>>144332567Russia is ruled by Vlasovites.
>>144331645you failed hard to sell a raw red onion and eggs for breakfast
>>144332579ye id probably let her have sex with me
>>144332519>(2.32 MB, 5000x5226)bloody hell, you think im made of bandwidth or something?
>>144332528you forgot virgin
gonna play watchdogs legion to piss off /brit/
>>144331431ponderous pond dweller
>>144332676you can see the preview
>>144332455>Italian night italian night >*music starts*>Italian night italian night >*music gets louder* >Italian night italian night Italian night italian night it's italian night >*starts singing*how is he so based?
beating women is based but animal abusers should be tortured to death
First thing you would do if you were invisible?
>>144332579looks okay but should try wearing some make up or something
6^4 + 6^4 = 6^8 7^6 + 7^6 = 49^12Is this true or false
i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical
>>144332649Nobody cares gimp
The virus is real, but unless you're an elderly boomer or already ill, comparatively harmless.The crippling global mass hysteria and cowardly behaviour is the real threat to humanity. ANYONE wearing a face nappy in the street should get kicked to death.
>>144332704why the bejebus h christ would a god fearing man care
>>144332304wtf brit is redpilled??!?!
What did he mean by this?
>>144332645*punts her into the air*
>Are you a boomer? (Y/N)>Are you clinically ill? (Y/N)>Are you obese? (Y/N)If you answered no to all of these you don't need to vaccine, it's that simple
>vivienne westwoof shoesthis lad out here trying to shag the office dog
Taking the vaxx on account of not being a schizo
>>1443328266^4 + 6^4 = 6^87^6 * 7^6 = 49^123^4 * 6^4 / 2^4 = 6^4 Which one true which one false
the gf wants pet ducks now so she can feed them peas
if I had to pick one nationality to be other than english I would choose welsh
>>144332928just a mentally ill tranny spammer eh
>>144332882why do space gimps like this get so horny for elon muskpathetic worms the lot of them
>>144332840He meant he wanted to create an insect like hive society, as in some Asian countires. It is now reality.
vaccinated at this point just means youre genetically defective or just fatnothing to brag about
>>144332922how retarded can you be? oh my days
>>144332942women are literally children
casinos are closed for a start
>>144332942She wants their big corkscrew cocks, mate
Homer actually improvised the scene where he ate 64 slices of american cheese.Burns and Smithers had to go along with it and the camera crew didn't know what was happening, but just kept the camera rolling until sunrise nearly running out of film.Marge didn't know they were still filming that morning, so that was her genuine reaction...!
>>144332791>The virus is real,... nh
Wow zoomer women sure age like milk huh?
>>144332922what a twat
>>144332981>nationality>lists a principalityerm...
mark looking worse for wear latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raMyKCLZqlI
>>144332553Pengest image I’ve ever seen posted on the internet.
>>144332931both of the first ones are false because that isn't how powers work
>>144333034you're new and from reddit for a start
mad to think anytime you shake hands with a girl those same fingers have been knuckle deep in her snatch at some point
>>144333027many such cases
'a normal girl won't even talk with a man which says he is childfire. won't even stay near him'been told on TV a minute ago
Mark sitting where is oven used to be (he sold it)
The point at which a face nappy intersects the nose is the centre of the "T-Box". The ideal point at which to place a bullet in a human being to ensure instantaneous death. Just saying.
>>144332942what the duck
>>144332528Forgot to say climate change isn't real either.
>>144333027In the real world it is the literal reverse.
becoming a normie at work has opened my eyes to the fact most of you guys have no chance. you'd probably one of the badly groomed guys who approaches her and asks her hows it going and gets a one word answer and shuffles off. even if you did you're too fat and/or ugly to be taken seriously. sometimes i write thier names on their desks in expensive chocolates and they get mad when they see it on another girls desk. wait until i gt her that 700 quid bag. it will drive them insane. the fat girls who fancy me who i pay no attention will be SO nasty to me out of jealousy.
>>144333066the nation latin natus "to be born" of wales cymru is to be descended from the pre-germanic invasion tribes
I had a dream where I was on some Ancient Russian Empire that stretched to North America, and that I knew what the Russian Tricolore stood for.White - white skinBlue - i actually forgot that one, blue eyes? the sky? blue veins? (likeonly in Aryan people can you see the veins)Red - the spilt bloodI was in a "Russian" Philadelphia and the sky was so beautiful that it reminded me of Afghanistan.
>>144333131actual mark loremaster, grim
>>144333125>watching Russian TVno wonder your brain is rotten
>>144333027>Believing literally anything on reddit
>>144333027>likes gardening in her bibya games>won't even try actual gardeningextremely confusing
>>144333041Enjoyed this post
>>144333131Nice selfie>>144333051Nice iphone>>144332807Cared enough to reply
>>144333125what is child fire?
>>144333112Probably is until you hit puberty.
>>144333079Looks as terrible as ever to me
>>144333007Okay I think ants are cool and they seem quite efficient and organized so that's probably a good idea.
>>144333106The third one is false too right I'm suspecting is actually 9^4
>>144333125and what the fuck is childfire exactly
>>144333167I once had a dream I was a local official in the soviet union and it was my wedding day and I had a hot blonde wife
>>144332922fake and gay
>>144333262makes me think of playing papers please again
>>144333180I'm not watching dat programme at the moment>>144333211childfree
>>144333210corr lad love fat Lucy me
>>144333256when you torch the pikey camp after bolting their caravan doors shut
>>144333295Read The Trial instead
>>144332922holy fucking shitguys my busch lite is gone!
Hate the modern Victory Day parades in Russia with the Tsarist tricolour everywhere. The only group in Russia flying that rag in 1941-1945 were the Vlasovites, who rightly ended up swinging from the noose or rotting in Siberia.
>>144333236Servile scum often do. Explains a lot that you live in the only country that had the shite knocked out of it by all sides in WWII. Utter fuck monkeys the lot of you, good for nothing but topping the suicide tables.
>>144333262*confiscates your hot russian wife*
>>144333386I prefer our symbolics from 1991-1993 more than actual.
>>144333256Probably meant "Childfree?"
toil is done in 20 minute and have done sweet fuck all workwondering when theyre going to clue in to me skiving off most of the time at work
>>144333386the white/black/yellow one? kino flag
>>144333162ive read this before
>>144333459Don't think I've ever fucked a Russian. Did a Czech a few times on holiday. Snoopy underwear was offputting.
>>14433347990% of white collar workers are in the same boat I reckon. Some people just pretend they're incredibly busy to keep the ruse going
Imagine the sort of bugman creature that seethes over a flag. And a flag of another nation at that.
>>144333566Imagine giving a fuck about flags generally, or worse yet, national anthems!
>>144333262I had a dream I travelled to USA and it had the same пятиэтaжкas as in Russia. But the Great Canyon was very realistical.
>>144333587not available to you
>>144333592she has a penis?
>>144333563yeah but i work remote and all the work I do is recorded on the systemhad plenty of performance evaluations as well but its always quality assurance never anything to do with productivity
Going to the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus anyone want owt?
I don't like Tinder in Moscow. Some girls are fine, but some are totally not of my way.
>>144333495No the white blue red.
>>144333688how are russian girls in general? are they as hedonist and unruly as ours are?>>144333629>пятиэтaжкas what is the meaning of this phrase?I once dreamed I was at the taj mahal but then it turned into a UFO and I got zapped by grey aliens
Wonder if buying a house in Bristol would make me happy
girls with glasses are the biggest slags
>>144333817Ours might be hedonist and unruly, but you're still not seeing the colour of their knickers, champ.
vgh the Soviet Vnion
>>144333866is that the bakerloo line?
>>144333866I need to get some pussy this summer I think>>144333902there was a girl at my school who would get her nicke
>>144333817they are fine, some unrionically look Scandinavian>what are you meaningjust google it, m8
>>144334001UNDERGROUND WOMBLING FREEE
how do you make friends in your late 20s during a pandemic
>>144333970cant you tell me what it means since you're already here
how do you get invites to private trackers in your late 20s during a pandemic
>>144334042ppoo in puupbulic
>>144333869if she had a msn messenger u kno shes a sket
do people still buy CD, is this part of market still active? or it turned totally to vynil? should be based to have a vynils of favorite musicans
>>144334103Think its those commie block apartments which are typically five stores high
>>144334114i've got a 2tb hdd and a high speed, unlimited internet connectionthey'd be mental not to let me in
>>144334158yeah some people buy cds
>>144334042You don't. You turn to an online friend simulator instead
>>144334042go on 4chan
ran out of brandy :'(
>>144334228It'll swing back in twenty years or so. CDs will be the bullet proof, last forever, 100% accurate reproduction medium again.
>>144334103word-to-word it means 'a house with five floors' but in one word I lived in this kind of house when was a child it has a very small kitchen and united bathroomfeel it nostalgic now, especially if it had a repair
>>144334158I bought CDs the other dayPaul Chambers Bass on Top
>>144334326I dunno, what reason is there for that to happen? you can just download lossless files if you're anal about the quality
>>144334542Same reason as they sell you vinyl, physical medium is better than an abstract datastream.The only reason vinyl made a comeback wast to maintain physical sales.
>>144334633but analogue at least offers some unique experience that digital files can't copy, for people who insist on buying music physically. otherwise CDs would have resurged rather than vinyl