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apolitical edition
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based edition
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>>144320435
Is that homer simpson
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My top five favorite presidents:
>5. Lyndon B. johnson
>4. Harry Truman
>3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
>2. Theodore Roosevelt
>1. George Washington
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Going to go to the gym I told myself I would
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>>144320435
>>144320591
>>144320725
>>144320792
>>144320803
I have depression
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>>144320792
kys
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>>144320435
I don't know, nor do I care lol.
Politics are for schizo.

Music and thick hips/thighs are the only things that matter :D
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>>144320814
You live in the greatest country in the world. you can't possibly be depressed, the world is your oyster
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>>144320435
Worst US presidents:
5. W. Bush
4. Lincoln
3. Reagan
2. FDR
1. Obama
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>>144320814
Like just stop being depressed LMAO
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>>144320803
good man
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At the mechanic's shop. They're putting a new turbo on my 18 wheeler
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>>144320848
oyster is one of the BEST foods
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>>144320906
I love grilled oysters
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>>144320906
looks like a wet vagina
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my gay ass environmentally friendly toilet takes like 4 flushes to get everything down. i miss my old toilet that flushed down water with reckless abandon
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Imagine iJeb! winning instead of Drumpft...
VVAHT COVLD HAVE BEEN...
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If I could live in a decently supplied homeless encampment without risking the cops fucking it up when they feel like it
I would totally fucking do it.
Communes > Cops
Think about it. These guys usually have all the best drugs. BBQ all the time. Fresh air and the sunrise.
To make it sustainable you just need a few dozen chickens and a fresh water source. Dig some latrines
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>>144320961
That's the best part. Just imagine you're digging into a juicy wet vagine
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>>144320902
What kind of cab do you have? You with a company, or an owner/leasee?
I kind of want to get my cdl.
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>>144320972
LOL AT YOU STUPID KEK
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>>144320940
Are you spanska???
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>>144320990
you could just join a real commune that isn't a shithole. however i'm gonna assume you don't wanna work or learn a real skill by the sound of it so they'd probably say no
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>>144320906
New England bro here. Yeah it fucking is. It's delicious.
>>144320961
I think that's why they're considered an aphrodisiac
One time my moms bf took me out for oysters in bawston and the people at the oyster bar thought he was courting an underaged LOL
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>>144320972
>i miss my old toilet that flushed down water with reckless abandon
My condolences bro.
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OUTTA THE WAY DOUCHEBAGS ITS THE GRAVY SEALS COMIN' THROUGH
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>>144320865
that's no joke, i've dated a couple of actual nymphos like the type to wanna fuck 5 or 10 times a day every day. a few weeks of that and eventually it wears you out, your dick gets chafed and raw. still pretty cash tho to have your balls perma drained by some mynx, the coomer's dream
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>>144321019
all of the top of the line toilets are like that now, it was that or choose a toilet that'll have to be replaced in a year or two
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https://lichess.org/YRK2yVDVzlPR
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>>144321055
Heh you're honestly not far off. I'm a good shot with a rifle and could probably hunt, but I've never hunted. =| Don't know any trades.
I'm prior military so maybe I could do security or something. But other than that all my training is academic.
Also, it's hard to find real communes that aren't shitholes. I've always wanted to start one though. Gotta save up for the land so the cops don't raid us.
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The homeless are mentally ill and belong in state asylums where they can receive help.
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>>144320435
I wish i had this haircut so much to show people i’m so confident and totally not a loser
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>>144321131
is this true??? i recently moved into a new apartment and some mornings I have found my poop stored in there during the night. I could swear I flushed
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>>144321071
>I think that's why they're considered an aphrodisiac
That they're reminiscent of pussy could be a tiny factor, but the main thing is that oysters are extremely high in zinc and other nutrients that are very important for testosterone and semen production. If you can't get your hands on oysters, try taking a zinc supplement for a while and see how much bigger and better your cooms get
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>>144321105
Damn dude that's commendable
Dare I say... cum-end-able hurr hurr
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>>144321163
there are nice onces like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351TKxYg7M4
but they have high expectations and are super hippy dippy
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>>144321199
A lot are. But plenty also prefer to live outside.
Plenty are just anarchists. A lot of mainstream people are also mentally ill and they live outside mental institutions. Mental illness doesn't necessarily mean you can't choose your life path.
I think you know that our state asylums also have had terrible track records. IDK if it's better or worse to live outside
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>>144321354
Never reply to me again, retard.
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https://lichess.org/SLAbAlLntho0
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I saw a bottle of zinc in my brothers room a while back and made fun of him relentlessly for it
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https://lichess.org/SuCKmYb4l1Z
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>>144321424
what does one use a bottle of zinc for?
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>>144321407
>Game aborted
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i have an urge to rearrange my apartment, and throw out alot of junk
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Latvian piece of shit on discogs hasn’t even clicked that I paid yet.
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The first thing the interviewer asked was, "Do you have Filipino or Spanish background?"
Yeah I am not getting this job
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>>144321401
He's right, retard.
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>>144321447
LOL
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fast food burgers be like
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>>144320851
What did obumber do that was worse than the iraq war
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>>144321595
braaaaap
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>>144321595
toasty roasty
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>>144321603
My guess is he was black
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>>144321529
He isn't, and you're shorter than me and ugly.
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>>144321504
Really? Why did he ask that?
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>>144321595
They really do. Shit cooks make shit food.

>>144321637
It's usually this.
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>>144321215
yes, toilets are now being designed to conserve water
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>>144321690
"because of your middle name"
McD's is staffed by Filipinos though I most likely won't get the job if a Filipino applies
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>>144321603
Syria, Libya, Yemen, Mali, broader Arab Spring in general, Ukraine coup that caused the Crimea/Donbass situation, highly escalated tensions with North Korea, awful handling of the Great Recession, such horrendous handling of domestic policy such that people got so mad they unironically elected Donald Trump as his successor, caused serious race relations problems, etc etc etc (also he is black)
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>>144321722
Well that's stupid. What if you let a big one out? Now you have to flush 4 times and waste even more water.
I'd like to meet the dumb retard that came up with this stupid idea
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My gf is kind of ugly but she’s a perfect fit, personality wise
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>>144321683
He is. Dunno 'bout you, but I'm 6'3, and I've had sex with a girl that's not a whore. Which means I'm better looking than you, loser.
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rig the toilet to continually flush, just hope it doen't overflow
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>>144321242
A couple dozen folks making 600k a year in profit? Fucking bomb.
It seems like capitalism is still inescapable and the featured commune is like an earthy-fruity-crunchy version of a hopefully less toxic homeowners association.
Or like how google filled their workplaces with fun games and stuff to boost their employee moral above the fact that they're expected to spend long hours at work, so they have to make the work area a little less depressing.
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Feels like another lucky charms without milk type evening
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>>144321875
i'm afraid i'll have to settle for the same, and not a pure young qt
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>>144321469
See this post fren:
>>144321232
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How much closer to europe are anglophone and francophone Canada respectively?
I always get this vibe you guys are still fairly close to us mentally and culturally.
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>>144321763
Your take is bullshit lmao canadians really shouldnt have opinions in us politics (unless you're me, who is unbiased). Surprised you didnt blame him for not getting laid while he was in office
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Why do non-Americans think they can have an opinion on our politics? Worry about your own shithole lol
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>nobody will reply to him because they’ll think it was me

xD
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>>144321965
Beauty fades anyways and pussy is pussy. Having a homely woman can be a positive thing, she'll have fewer horny men attempting to copulate with her.
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>>144321763
also obama failed to close gitmo despite promising to do so, instead of ending it he made the war in afghanistan worse, he tried to pull out of iraq and created ISIS and had to go back in, allowed the ferguson riots and trayvon martin stuff to act as a blueprint for all this george floyd shit that's been going on, somali piracy went out of control during his tenure as president of the foremost global naval power, relentlessly dronestriking everything, oversaw a huge expansion of the surveillance state under the NSA's PRISM program etc as well as massive growth of unchecked surveillance capitalism, and he was black
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>>144322016
not everyone is an apathetic zombie like you. being the wealthiest and most influential country on earth makes people care about your internal politics
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Goal in life: have enough money to put loli art in a blueboard ad and link to random 11 year old YouTube videos (in this case https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs)
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>>144321948
Warum nicht Milch kaufen?
>>144322016
When the US foreign policy can make or break your country, people have lots of opinions on it, and they've got a right to that man. I sense troll post, but dang dude. You're on /int/. Muster up that global perspective on the global board.
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Just finished rewatching rick and morty. It's still good.
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>>144322016
>why do you care about what's going on in rome??? pay attention to what the governor of cisalpine gaul is doing!
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>>144320972
You poo a lot
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>>144320972
enviro toilets should be illegal
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>>144321105
Fucking nymphos is great. You are a weak dickman.
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>>144322256
Just eat ze bugs already and your poops won't be so big.
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>>144322171
is he still a pickle?
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Canadians suck ass.
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>n-nooo the homeless aren't mentally ill, they just have retarded thought processes and ideas that make them end up homeless!
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>>144322162
Oh it’s nice to just eat like that sometimes.
I could get milk but that would feel too breakfast-y hehe
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>>144322374
Anilingus is normal and valid, bigot. Expect a visit from Biden's estrogen police force soon.
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>>144322133
Look at this guy
>Made afghan worse
>But when he pulled out of iraq, he personally created isis.
Look up his executive orders with regards to gitmo and see that it was congress who blueballed him there. No states wanted to take the terrorists. I could dismantle the rest of this post but i dont think i need to tbqh. shamefuly dishonest
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How are we gonna make our cyberpunk police state future a fun cyberpunk police state future?
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>>144322007
Generally, Canadians are a LOT more like Americans than Europeans. They're only really like Euros to the degree that Canadian libtards wish they were Europeans like how American libtards wish they were Euros because for some reason they think Euros are soooo refined and socialist, paragons of progressivism
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>live without paying any rent
>don't need a job
>do drugs all day
>do gooders come by and hand out free food
>some places you get free drugs

can't believe anyone would want to be homeless
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>>144322150
based Boingo enjoyer
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>>144322447
>I've never spoken to a homeless person ever but I want to throw them in underfunded state asylums against their will!!!

1. Pass single-payer healthcare
2. Open clinics, give homeless access and housing to those who want it and need it
3. ???? (allow healing to happen, put them in trades or jobs programs)
4. Profit
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>>144322632
I know this is idealized, but honestly, if the alternative is forcible imprisonment in an underfunded healthcare facility with sadistic doctors doing experiments on you......
Yeah I'd choose homelessness over that psycho shit.
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>>144322150
Don't know how people can browse 4chan on their phone without using an app. The mobile browser design is so unintuitive
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>>144322694
5. end up with even more homeless wanting free stuff
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>>144322447
there are plenty of homeless people who are homeless by choice. not everyone has a mommy to leech off of if they want to live a NEET lifestyle
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>>144320851
1. FDR
2. Wilson
3. W. Bush
4. LBJ
5. Buchanan
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>>144322458
I feel you
I had a heart attack cheesy-egg brick this morning lol
Attempted to make an omelet with way too much bacon grease in the pan... Cheesy egg brick ensued. It was delicious.
I'm trying to eat healthier.... ish....
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>>144322754
How so? I just look at and reply to posts. Having infinite scrolling and inline image expansion turned on in the native extension are plenty. What else do you need to be able to do?
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>>144321875
Post her
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>>144322150
Wonderful.
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>>144322754
I use Chrome.
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>>144322754
The way kuroba updates threads is cringe.
Is there a way to refresh it without constantly hitting the loading thing at the bottom?
Why the fuck does it take 14 seconds to update anyway?
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>>144322760
Not really. The requirement would be having to go to a treatment facility. If there's nothing wrong with you, you'll have to fight it out for welfare or unemployment like everyone else who needs/does that.
Check out a podcast called Criminology: A down to Earth Approach, the episode called Welfare Myths.
It's actually pretty difficult--by design--to get on and stay on welfare if you're not extremely poor. People think it's a free bread truck sucking millions of dollars but it's very much so connected to the economy and not so much to people who "just want free stuff".
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>>144322900
Eat fruit
Eat yogurth

Live longer gordo gringo
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>may the 4th be with you!
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>>144322694
>1. Pass single-payer healthcare
Can't work with urkelkin and goshkin.
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>>144322748
USA is so wicked with poor and homeless
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>>144322374
blapipo be like "i can't take a joke"
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>>144323115
>Eat yogurt
Not that anon, but I can't eat it. I'll just throw it back up if I do.
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>>144323211
Neither can you Jasonkin, lol
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>>144323115
I had a pint of yogurt that I fuckin ate in like 2 days
I'm a monster lol
Yo soy gordo in spirit
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>>144323140
Cuba has it even though it's a poor country with limited medical supplies.
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>>144323140
I have no idea who this refers too D:
Biden and Harris?
>>144323199
We really are.
I live in a city with a pretty high homeless pop
It's a real lifestyle though. I do hand out food bc I like anarchists and support them, and having talked to many of them, they are homeless either because of COVID or because they basically enjoy the vagrant life.
Many of them just enjoy living on the edge and the adventure of it. I can't help but respect that.
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>>144323230
What's wrong?
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If we do get an installable brain-chip with internet and augmented reality, will you get one installed if you can afford it?
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Update: still no gf
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this reminded me of the goshcel lol
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fucking birds, i put seed out in the feeder and they shovel it out with their beaks. for everything they eat they spill more out onto the ground
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>>144324035
squirrels always fuck up everything i put out for the birds
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>>144323681
Not interested. The internet sucks. It's all politicized propaganda. Why would you want that interfaced directly with your brain? There are also serious questions as to whether you'd even be able to tell if it was mentally or even physically manipulating you like a marionette, or if it would feel like it was your own will. Not to mention the seriousness of security threats from hackers when the device is wired into your brain etc
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i want to get one of these squirrel launchers to get those fuckers away from my seed and feed
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>there are too many homeless people
>but also I don't want to find help them because I don't like em
Starting to think that jasonkin solution is simply to kill them all until they stop being a problem.
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>>144324035
Couldn't you just figure out what birds are in your area and plant some plants that they like to eat
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a negroidal being is outside my apartment
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>>144324200
BETTER OUT THAN IN AS I ALWAYS SAY BWAHAHAHA
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>>144323453
Cubans are European.
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>>but also I don't want to find help them
Yeah, I identify and amplify the problem because I don't want to help them. I want every European homeless person to receive help, idiot.
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>>144324179
I empathize with them but it's a very complex issue. Hand-to-mouth handouts don't really get them out of the situation they're in, and might just enable self-destructive behaviour. I could maybe see something like conscripting them into a military-style civilian labour service to build infrastructure, where they could learn a trade and put together a nestegg to get their life together when they're done, but then a lot of them wouldn't actually want that, or it wouldn't work for them. The main classes of homeless can probably be divided between people who are simply down on their luck, dysfunctionally insane people, and drug addicts, and each of their issues would need to be addressed differently
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>>144324200
Same I'm not sure what they're doing it sounds like maybe cleaning the gutters
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I went to piss during a date and she left
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>>144324590
vgh if only she'd waited maybe you could still be with that total cunt today
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>>144324186
I suppose half the fun is being able to put all the seed in one place so you can watch them
But I also suppose half of that anons fury is watching them dump the seed lol

Put big plate under small feeder plate perhaps, to catch fallen seed?
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>>144324590
did she eat and run?
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>>144324134
True that. What if you hack your own chip though? Jailbreak it, no ads, can turn it on and off to limit other hackers access
There's plenty of one-way hashing algos that could really prevent hackers too IMO. If they don't know what they're reading they can't really hack it right?
Or am i r-word-ed
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>>144324590
You should kill her
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When I go on a date there will be chaperones so she won't be able to leave without looking bad.
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>>144324764
I doubt it. Jailbreaking phones usually opens them up to greater security issues, and literally all devices are irreversibly backdoored so intelligence agencies and advertisers can spy on you. I can't imagine brain implant chips would be any different. Remember when the FBI was suing Apple to grant them access to some terrorist's phone, Apple was kicking up a big fuss, and then the FBI dropped it because the Israelis gave them access? But it's true of everything, not just phones. All computers are fucked for privacy, unless you manufacture your own hardware and build your own OS like Terry
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>>144324933
>mom i'm 27 and i'm about to have my first ever date, will you chaperone please??
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>>144324652
This desu. You got off nicely. Now you don't have to spend the rest of the day on a date with some ho that's only pretending to be into you.
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republicans will call themselves pro-life but 4 years from now they're gonna approve of ice performing forced abortions on honduran migrants
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>>144325331
Oh my god shut up
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>>144325002
I wonder if it'd be legal to make your own brainchip OS from scratch.
Probably not. For the reasons you've highlighted. The gubment and the corps need their dicks in your head.
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>>144325383
no
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>>144325168
What's the rest of the comic?
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>>144325417
Similar to what we have now, it's so complicated that they'd prob let you fiddle with it on your own, but they'd probably assassinate you if you made something really good and started marketing it to the public if it undermined their system
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>mom i'm 27 and i'm about to have my first ever date, will you chaperone please??
Yeah, that is perfectly natural. It takes a man time to become mature enough to lead a wife and family.
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lets see if this CBD shit does anything
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poopoo time
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>>144325544
It'd be like how people are flipping out about 3D printers rn
>>144325711
It works. If you have the tincture version, put it under your tongue and let it sit before swallowing it. ~_~
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>>144325711
it's not going to get you high if that's what you're hoping for. it doesn't really seem to do anything.
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>>144325818
what's the time that it takes to take effect, i'm weary of imagining it's doing anything
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>>144325002
>unless you manufacture your own hardware and build your own OS like Terry
People will still find exploits. It's impossible to write bugless code.
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>Mexico City metro collapse
That really sucks. I've been on that train before too, kinda scary how this stuff can happen to anyone at any time.
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https://vocaroo.com/1hC6fzSeyF7Y

'Bill Ferny?' said Frodo. 'Isn't there some trick? Wouldn't the beast bolt back to him with all our stuff, or help in tracking us, or something?'

'I wonder,' said Strider. 'But I cannot imagine any animal running home to him, once it got away. I fancy this is only an afterthought of kind Master Ferny's: just a way of increasing his profits from the affair. The chief danger is that the poor beast is probably at death's door. But there does not seem any choice. What does he want for it?'
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>>144325949
True, but all I meant is that it's impossible even hypothetically to run a private PC if you're running Windows on Intel chips, or any other mainstream OS/hardware combo; that if you don't want backdoors you basically have to do it yourself from scratch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W88JQga6wEw
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>>144325331
retard >>144320435
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>>144325701

Ovo ija reko pa svi pusti premlada premlada, šta kurac premlada reko to treba prvo u pičku pa onda i normalno
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>Good evening, sir. I am here to court your 14 year old daughter.
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Bros... how the fuck do I quit nicotine
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when i was a kid some other kids found a skinny weed plant in the woods and they baked the leaves in an oven, they swore they were getting high smoking them in a pop can
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>>144326149
just be not yourself
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>>144326143
Damn, he sexy.......
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>>144325912
For me it was maybe 15 minutes. I used enough where it tasted like pure ass though.
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>>144325974
I literally just had a dream where I was in an airplane that just dropped out of the fucking sky
We landed safely, dream magic, etc.
Woke up with my heart beating outta my chest
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>>144325711
It doesn't do anything. Especially the drops, they don't do shit. My dad bought the highest concentration drops you can buy ($140 a bottle) and was taking like 10 times the recommended dosage and he couldn't feel anything. I laughed so hard when he told me the story.
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>>144326389
my dream last night was i chopped my finger off
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>>144326149
For the physiological addiction, you just have to stop. I took a vacation to the US when I was 20, and didn't realize I'd need to be 21 to get them because it's 18 here, eventually you stop needing them. The first week or so is pretty brutal though

The psychological addiction part is really tough. I like my morning dart. I love smoking and drinking as a combo, that's what eventually sucked me back in because drinking without smoking blows and someone offered me some ciggies at a party. You need to figure out some kind of stand-in activity that you can replace it with. Some people try to swap it out with snacks at least to start
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>quit smoking
>constantly smoking in your dreams
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>never smoked
>not a gay retard
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there’s a crackhead sprawled out on the sidewalk with his drink spilled all over him in front of the church by my house
he looks dead
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>>144326650
um smoking is cool okay
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>>144326378
It's almost like it doesn't matter bc both parties are the fkin saaaaaame
>>144326486
Lol welp. I wasted like $40 that one time I bought em then haha. Probably a placebo effect.
>>144326501
Did you wake up fingerless?
>>144326518
WOW I missed it when they increased the smoking age. Relatively recent.
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Just absolutely btfo Someone on tiktok
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>>144326763
sorry i'm up now
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>>144326763
Call the non-emergency line.
Tell em what's the situation. Then watch from afar for any drama if you're a drama loving fucker like me.
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>>144326835
eh I kinda hate crackheads so I think I’ll just wait it out and see what happens
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>>144326795
Post screencap
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>>144326782
>WOW I missed it when they increased the smoking age. Relatively recent.
I was in NYC, I think they raised it a lot earlier
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>>144326972
Found it, they raised it to 21 in 2013
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nyc-raises-smoking-age-to-21-sets-cigarette-pack-minimum-price-at-1050/
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>>144326889
I kinda want a crackhead gf
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>>144327079
you're a fucking retard, why would you save that shit?
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>>144327071
Ah makes sense.
>>144327079
Fewer teeths means better blowies amirite
>>144326889
If you help the resources find them (cops and social workers), they may eventually no longer be crackheads
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>>144326894
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2023 year of the new jersey gf
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>>144320837
>thick thighs are the only things that matter :D
FTFY, now post some
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>>144327304
bit rude tbqh
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>>144327304
https://youtu.be/jqxENMKaeCU?t=851
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You guys remember those few, brief years when Star Wars day was actually a little fun?
That didn't last long at all...
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>>144327304
I'm happy to see women of all body types represented on this site. Well done putting those trolls in their place Katerina
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america is the first
of black gold
https://youtu.be/jqxENMKaeCU?t=1451

im veggie
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>>144326817
kek
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>>144327793
For me, Star Wars has always been gay, but it's funny to see nerds realise it now
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>>144327963
VVGGHH HVME
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>>144328145
https://youtu.be/jqxENMKaeCU?t=1642
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faster and faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU
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i love female buttocks so much
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yo i love andy sambergs bums
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i want to masterblade
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I should srsly stop waking up so late
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If I was in university I would make a tesis about how important big bouncy titties are for the development of what ever career is I'm in
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>>144328911
You are a toe sucking agent of satan. I will become the true Masterblader.
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>>144329417
freak
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Writing a resume is such a drag, I hate how much I have to lie on this thing
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>>144329564
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>>144329588
It depresses me that people have to lie to get work
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>>144329588
I will unashamedly lie to get ahead
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cbsa seized a letter of mine......
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>>>/pol/320012229
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>>144329727
I once worked for a call center that instantly filtered every resume that didn't list at least some sort of college on it
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>>144329905
Goin2jail
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>>144330128
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>>144329905
AAA CUNNNNNNNNY
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https://youtu.be/5pThzcLpTgk
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i'm fat
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everyone is working from home and we use google chat to communicate
one of the managers ALWAYS has her status as "away" the entire shift, it really fucking pisses me off
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fucking cops ruining my fun
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>>144330983
Then stop fucking cops, idiot.
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>>144320837
>Music and thick hips/thighs are the only things that matter :D
holy soi
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My friend is an American monarchist and I'm still questioning who he wants on a hypothetical American throne since he refuses to elaborate.
What do bros
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>>144331201
>American monarchist
if he simply moved to canada he would be living his dream instead of being a LARPing virgin
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>>144331281
The thing is, he doesn't wanna be ichy Canadian/brit, but he seriously wants an American monarchy
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>>144331704
cringe
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*knocks your block tower over*
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Send nudes?
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>>144331876
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>>144331916
mirin that belly
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>>144331847
gonna knock your socks off
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>>144331916
I would post the asshole image if this wasn't a blue board
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>>144331982
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>>144332140
Chicken
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>>144332147
I feel like I need a shower whenever I look at him
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>>144331916
>>144332147
he posts on /cum/
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did you know venus flytraps are native to the carolinas? isn't that crazy? they seem so exotic.
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BOOM BOOM BOOM
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Would you pay this woman to have sex with you?
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Help us.
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>>144332753
Nope
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>>144332781
Yikes
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>>144332781
Nope
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>>144332504
Wild
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>>144332781
Just dont live with a woman. Problem solved!
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shawty wanna ride wit me
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>>144333493
MGTOW wins again...
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thank god im gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU
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>>144332781
imagine being this much of a cuck
common law "marriages" do not exist in quebec
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my father seems to be bizarrely upset that I prefer vertical bike handlebars and is repeatedly trying to convince me that I'm wrong for it
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how is this okay?
https://youtu.be/jqxENMKaeCU?t=2828

im crying
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>>144334413
Listen to your father.
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>>144334413
tell him it reminds you of gripping on to a couple of big hard cocks and it makes you horny
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>>144334413
what the hell are vertical handlebars
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>>144334480
video unavaiable
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>>144334580
bah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOarhHJU-xg
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>>144334564
you know how handlebars on a bike are normally like this: ___
vertical ones are like this: |__|
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>>144334516
horizontal handlebars are uncomfortable
I don't see any positive aspect to using them
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>>144334825
im gonna need pictures i have no idea what you are talking about
are you talking about bullhorn handlebars? because those are
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>>144334980
I don't know the terminology
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>>144334980
gay
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This image arouses me
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>>144334742
*pats your head*
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How do you guys shave your butthole?
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>>144335247
I simply don’t
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>>144335247
squat in the shower (while it's running) and gently pass the razer over your hole
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>>144335247
>in the shower
>warm water
>spread cheeks
>gently shave
Use a good razor.
Takes one minute.
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>>144335247
why would I do that
no one's seeing it
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>>144335247
i like a hairy butthole
i mean not hairy but not shaved yo
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>doesn't use drop bars
ngmi
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My sister has shit taste. She like the S*n and s*nny weather and d*y"time".
Fucking disgusting. I am ashamed of her.
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>>144335369
I just want literally anything except for the standard sort of bars since they hurt my palms
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>>144335393
>d*y"time"
>day "time"
...so you're implying...day isn't part of time, or...?
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The food
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having a clean hiney hole makes for easy poop wiping. don't knock it till you try it.
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It's time for us to debunk women.
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This image arouses me
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>>144335408
on the hood position on drop bars you don't use your palms
plus they have the most positions, so you can switch it up when your hands cramp up
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>>144335446
No, I'm implying that the "day" part of the day is shit.
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>>144335557
then use the quotation marks in the right place next time
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https://youtu.be/Q21hjzaVqZI?t=598
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>>144335524
Yeah those look pretty nice
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>iqdb is back
Get FUCKED feminists.
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All it took was one event to let my true nature reveal itself. I don't regret doing what I did. They were responsible for this, and I merely resolved it. They deserved it. My sense of justice is true, and no longer is it a silent gavel. I won't forgive them even now that I have achieved this wonderful victory. Rage is my friend, and I will the use bravado it gives me without it molting my face. My face is a crystal mask, and I won't let it shatter. My name is still beautiful. I am your friend.
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>>144335457
Turns the lights on. The cave your living in makes everything look so gross and greasy.
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might become the sort to illustrate sexual imagery depicting anthropomorphic animals and monsters in exchange for currency
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new
>>144335722
>>144335722
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>>144335593
Yeah, my mistake.
Won't happen again, teach, I swear
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>>144335457
My nonna would had poured some milk into it
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>>144320435
Finally, a thread for North Americans
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>>144326140
Out of my thread serbshit
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should i watch a movie or continue watching twitch streamers



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