No Korean bf edition
You fucking false flagging chinks, japs and gooks.Now I see that you try to fake and fabricate every little fucking single detail to try to make your little autistic gook nations richer.There is no other creature, as hideous and soulless and materialistic like you all are.
High Anxiety - The Suicide Machines
>fall in love with a chicana>she leaves me for some chilean guyI suffer
Kong vs Godzilla was absolute kinobest film that will come out all year
>>142712850fall in love again
>>142712749Remove plastic from the face
>>142712934I hate this wtf are they doing
>>142712934me whenever I see a ch*nese person
here's an awful webm for u fags
jit gay asf
if you fuckers dont stop bullying zando im gonna kill all of you
>>142712985wtf am I looking at
>>142713006you can't even killyourself bitchass nigga, don't give me dat shit faggot go back to cry on the corner
>>142713018Trap door spiders
Ngl I would fuck zandos bussy then kiss him on the lips
i get lonely sometimes
>>142713074what if you weren't gay?
>You fucking false flagging chinks, japs and gooks.>Now I see that you try to fake and fabricate every little fucking single detail to try to make your little autistic gook nations richer.>There is no other creature, as hideous and soulless and materialistic like you all are.
>>142713149I wouldn't be posting here
You lost ww2
>>142712991Is that spottemgottem
>>142712991Spotemgottens dildo and his boypussy linked up need it or keep it
>>142714170You're worse off now than if Germany had won. The politics in your country (and in Europe) would be better if Germany had won. Especially regarding race.
just downed a large glass of milk
Lads, the based asians might not be our allies after all
Do you watch ESPN?
I dont have sex
This is an interesting read, apparently there was an old timey MLB star pitcher who was probably autistic or retarded somethinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Waddell
>>142715205theres a pitcher in the current MLB thats autistic
Im going to use high calories foods and alcohol as an escape
>>142715333same minus the alcohol
You are sexually attracted to this womanhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1617858066229.jpg
>>142715367not in the slightest
>>142715053Does watching ESPN arouse you?
i found my school shirt from the last day of year 6 and it had a bunch of stuff drawn on it hehe
Do Germans really do thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Kreuz
Speaking of autism, today I learned that for a woman who has had a child before, if she wants to have a child again she should have it between 18 and 60 months after. Before that time or after, kid's more likely to be autistic
>>142715452>While he was half asleep, a flight attendant stopped by his seat and wished him a pleasant visit to San Franciscook this ruined it for me. should have just read the top sentences
>been 48 hours>cut hasn't healed yetStarting to think I should've gone to the ER bros
going to download the film: penguin bloom
>>142715452there seems to be a story in the news every couple years about people accidentally flying to sydney, nova scotia instead of sydney, australia
Koreans are mentally ill.Find one completely westernized or don't bother.
>>142715494Interesting, do you have a link about this?When they say 18 months does that mean conception or birth?
>>142715523>ok this ruined it for meWhy, ruined what?
>>142715816that some guy gets told by a flight attendend that he is in san francisco while being half asleep and someone makes a story out of it
>>142715735https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/features/time-between-births.html>>142715591How deep we talkin. Can i get a lookie
tfw no horsegirl steppe gf to kidnap niggas with
was watching youtube vids of this guy and there was one with a guy i knows parents and i was skipping through it and there was a clip of my mate from 1999 with his dad haha
done nothing with my life
>>142715992Deep enough for the blood to be dark red. It's as thin as a papercut though which is why I'm so unsure as to if it's necessary.
>>142716361are you talking about cutting yourself with a combat knife trying to open some hentai or was that another poster
>>142716421Different anon but equally embarrassing scenario
Hancock is a horrible movie
watching max moe foe pokemon now
After all this time I can't bring myself to give a single planck length of respect for any of the people who post here
>>142716629And yet here you are, posting in the dead of night. I think you do respect /cum/ in some way.
>>142716629respect deez nuts
>>142716820you don't need to respect the clowns that entertain you in your free timeGo ahead, dance and shitpost soyjaks for me
>>142717199>you don't need to respect the clowns that entertain you in your free time
Reminder to think about sex
I'm almost 24 and have kinda pretty facial aesthetics. How do I cope with the inevitable fading away?
>>142717743Get yourself into a long term relationship and geared up to get married BEFORE you're bald and fat
>>142718027I'm not gonna get fat no matter what I don't care how painful it is
Have you ever been bitten by a Goose?
>>142718414I have been bitten by God's black hounds of misfortune and agony
Ever had your dick sucked by a white man, in a black mask?
i got so many (You)s yesterday
>>142719143what did u post cuh
>>142719190>>142684036 and another joke that got 404ed
>>142719243what a PUNNY post...hahaha good job bud!!
had a dream about beating up teenagers at the mall
muerte a todos los chicanos
I hate you
>nikocado is in europe trying to find his biological momimagine being the parent of nikocado and him just showing up on your door one day
I REALLY hate you
Okay maybe that's a lie
>>142712860you do plastic too my guy
>>142720032How did he get so sour?
>>142720130maybe hes born with it
>>142719903isn't he ukrainian? imagine that guy wandering into the middle of a warzone
>>142716057They are an example of ancient feminism that destroyed their civilization.
>>142720167God bless cranky cats
>>142712749This thread makes me feel very gay
got any ideas as to what I should even do
>>142720765fly a kite
business idea: pay nikocado to make a /cum/ themed cameo
neighbours kid is being naughty by the sounds of it lots of yelling and door banging lol
I need this photo in a better resolution, for advertising reasons
>>142720992lol how much is it ill buy one
going to be quitting my job in a monthim going to miss it in the mirror i noticed how weird it is i still dress like my teenage and early 20s coworkers, looks out of place it's time to go
>>142721269ill buy one tomorrow when i get home
>>142721412>$150mr money bags
Fags need to be banned from 4chan, they aren't welcome
>>142721469its an investment
>>142721278I've started dabbling in street fashion again. Absolutely mogging all the retarded slobs on the bus and black people are being nice to me. I'm never gonna be a "normal" member of society, so why wear slacks?
Mornin' /cum/! :DOrdered one of these, says it'll be here around Monday, looking forward to it.
Good morning.I tried the toilet paper test with my morning wood and I am a bit too thick to get in the roll, but I can force it and then my entire head comes out the other end. I am satisfied with this result.
I think dance and song might eventually lead into insanity
I think think might eventually lead to insanity
>>142723125That's true too
>tfw homeowner see how much time and effort I put into my work and they ask me if I have a wife and kids yet
I haven't had a human conversation in a while..
>>142723230I go home after work take a shower, eat and pass out most of the time...
I wish we could kill fags
I need a fat gf to cuddle with
>>142723619>fatuh oh stinky
my goal in life is to get a chandelier
>>142723867my brain interpreted this post as "my goal in life is to become a chandler" funny how the brain works eh
>>142723867stupid things i always hit my head on
Who in the nazi leadership would win in a fist fight?
>>142723933i do that a lot too
>>142723994make candles or misread posts
>>142723955ideally ill have a big house and it wont matter
>>142723959Goering could win in one by sheer mass alone
>>142723758I have a weak sense of smell so it's okay
>>142724021bit of both if im honest
>>142723955they're a bitch to clean too. for me it's recessed lights with led bulbs that don't have to be changed for a decade
what I did yesterday. sheetrocked almost the entire room, couldn't do the ceiling because the HVAC canceled couldnt sheetrock by the stairs because the bolts werent long enough to still in the cement
>>142724290other side, today I add casing to the windowsills, install doors, another coat of mud, some sanding and some other things around their house they have a list they want me to dokind of glad i cant do the ceiling today because im pretty beat
Woke up in another man's bed and my butt hurts. I'm scared bros, but he said he wants to make me breakfast
>>142724290do you ever do skim coats? had to do a skim coat in my bathroom last summer and it was surprisingly soothing work aside from the dust
>>142724442yeah thats what all those marks are on the wall, there will probably 3 coats before im done to make sure its all perfectly smooth
off to work buds hope you all have a good day
>>142724803Have a good one
>>142724803have fun cutie
Safe and effective
Mornings are too long now.
>>142724419>my butt hurts
Fucking DAMN IT I don't want to toil today AAAAHHHHHHH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CUM
Ugh I gotta eat breakfast
Niko "cado"Avo "cado"Anyone ever thought about that?I mean it can't be a coincidence
>>142712789You haven't been to India muttfag.
>>142723610>ooooh yeah they're pissed
>>142725925I've been to Bangladesh and it was the biggest shithole one could ever imagine.
>more than 15 minutes late makes you a “no show”Doctors are so jewish
>>142726024just be one time
>>142726070>>142726146stop posting this faggot
https://youtu.be/JDddoqcU3jg?t=2098Okay, THIS is the proper timestamp I meant to post.
I am stopping, but not because you told me to. I am going back to playing Minecraft now.
Update: still no gf
>>142726024>nooooo you're supposed to pay me and show up early so that you can wait around for me to be 45 minutes latehate this shit. doctors, tradies, lawyers, people are like this in every profession. and somehow people say this country is obsessed with time and deadlines
>>142726024Show up on time, urkelkin.
Also>going to doctorslol
I baked a nice loaf yesterday.Put in too many nuts. Or maybe I shouldn't have left them whole.But a nice loaf nonetheless. Gonna soak deez nuts longer for the next time though.
>>142726414Urban living sucks. I think my personal record is it taking an hour and a half to find a fucking parking spot
i think im shadowbanned from tinder. i re-made my account too many times.
being under 6'0 is god shadowbanning you from happiness
There is nothing wrong with being under 6'0". I am 6'0" myself.
>>142726475I pinched a nice loaf yesterday.
>>142726645Is that a sex reference
>>142726743"pinching a loaf" means taking a shit
>>142727035so it's better than sex...
>>142727322you sure are cute huh
>>14272602415 minutes is a long fucking time man, doctors don’t have time for your worthless nigger ass
wake up cumits time to toil
I am going on a journey.I NEED a bed and maybe some other stuff, so I set out into the great unknown.
Re-downloaded Grindr again
>>142728128want to play together
>>142728323No, I like to play alone while I listen to my racist podcasts.
>mind if I park here?
Floyd got caught using drugs and now the prosecution is falling apart.There's about to be more riots, I can feel it
>>142728617Doesn’t matter to me I live in a literal who town
>nwrods burning down cities over some covid infected porn star dying of a fentanyl overdoseMinorities once again doing the work wypipo are too lazy to do
>>142728292Uhm just use /cum/??
>>142728617>tfw my parents live a few blocks away from where the riots happened>they watched from window as hoodlums come home with cars full of loot>parents express disgust with looting to dyke neighbors>dyke neighbors explain that the blax deserve all that loot and stop talking to my parents
>>142728909Looting is based
>>142728885I'm not sure if I will find love in Pennsylvania
>>142728778Reminds me of that “we’re on your side” video where the rioters brick those frat boys windows
Guys my bottom feels uncomfortable and is making lot’s of noise. What should i do?
>>142728974Why would you use Grindr to find love That’s just for dick No loveCome here I’ll find you love
>>142728974I live in Philly but I'm not a queer sorry
>>142729272hes right but those bad things dont include me getting sodomized i hope
You are time locked in the last 10 minutes for the next month. How do you fare /cum/?
I was taking pictures so that's probably insanity
>>142728974>laying in bed browsing 4chanThat’s how I’d spend my month regardless
>>142729337sitting at my desk looking at /cum/
>>142729515>looking at cumdegenerate faggot kys
Boo da da dee dee boop boop
Found a bunch of nice stuff, including a doggo.I am waiting for night so I can sleep and then arrive at my island in the daytime so drowners don't kill me.
why is your minecraft so bright and bloomyit looks like a 2010 xbox game
Laying on the bed is so cozy
Been spending the last 2 hours removing bloatware from my grandparents computer because every time I uninstall this shit it requires me to restart the computer to remove, otherwise it just sticks around even if I restart later
Beds are monsters that eat time
There's something that I never told you guys
God I want to be choked by his thighs
Let’s go on an adventure
>>142729958I'm not telling you guys lol
Ugh is it shower time again
We now have pumpkins, cactus, and potatos growing on the island. Need to find lava so I can make an enchanting table.
Since I reinstalled Grindr at least 3 twinks have offered me hugs
>>142726024My doctor is usually the one running late lol
>>142730140Sorry I just felt like being a dick
>>142728617Would have been easier to get a conviction for manslaughter
>>142730176Every time I start using it again I remember I don't know how to deal with humans
Why are my pants down again
>>142730292>Chauvin is facing three charges: second degree unintentional felony murder, third degree “depraved mind” murder, and second degree manslaughter
DMX tested positive for covid
>>142730446covid's gonna give it to ya
Might be making a quick 1800€ for 20 minutes of work soon.
>>142730396I thought you needed to prove intent if you're trying to convict of second degree murder.
>>142729891I wanna choke you with my thighs
When I downloaded grindr 3 daddy’s offered me penis
>>142730672not with your goverment subsidised loser job
>>142730857Of course not.I make less in one month with that one x-D
>>142712850mexi-bois can't compete with chilean BVLLS
>>142730888are you a prostitute mam? you cant possibly be making that much money for 20 min of work. or are you selling something off? that doesnt count
>>142730686It's a special kind of 2nd degree murder that is basically manslaughter committed in the commission of another felonyIn order to convict, they'll need to prove he committed a felony assault against George Floyd, and that he intentionally did so. Because Floyd died, if they can prove he committed a felony assault, then it's an automatic special form of 2nd degree murder
>people still believe fk has a job and doesn't just post here 24/7lmao just lmao yesterday he told me he was on "vacation" too
>>142730979I am selling a huge 600mm tele lens for my aunt and she said I can keep half of the money xDD
>>142731053vacate deez nuts
>>142731058can i fuck her please
>>142731053Why are you and goshcel so obsessed with FK?
>>142731175Ummm...what?!(ngl tho she was fit asf in the 60s like wow momma hellooooo hahaha whoops)
>>142731058does she have a alot of money or what
>>142731192Why are you so obsessed with me being obsessed?
>>142731287Why are you so obsessed with him being obsessed with you being obsessed with FK?
>>142731249Ya she married rich and is a rich widow now.Her life is like a movie....
Based OP image
>>142731287>me being obsessed?Well, at least you admit that you are.Anyway, take your morning meds.
I hate women so muchhttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeakGprf/(But I also love women so much.)
>>142731402Why are you so obsessed with taking meds?
You might be able to beat me in a fist fight, but in a battle of Pac-Man 99 Battle Royale for Nintendo Switch I would absolutely annihilate you.
>>142731510Pac Man gobble down my cock you little slut how about that
>>142731467I like the gummy vitamin thingies. I just eat tons of them
>>142731510>Pac-ManMeet me at an arcade and then we'll talk, loser.
>just one shotI need the penis and penis vax
>>142731614nice fingernailspost tits
Oksana up in this bih
>>142731614>oksana>first nameLooks like we got a CHIcana in /cum/
You may think I'm a loser in real life, but in the /cum/ world, you are the loser.
>>142731741Fuck you on about canuck?Even in the /cum/zone, your still a loser.
>>142731815Whatever u say loser
>>142731890>uYou're the loser, loser.
The president was anti-gay marriage just over 10 years ago.Today we have a president that openly supports children receiving hormone therapy and genital mutilation.Can't wait for the 2030s.
>>142732218>genital mutilationUSA has been circumcising young boys for hundreds of years
>>142732425Shut up, paki
>>142732425>for hundreds of yearsIt only really started with the Kellogg's Cereal guy in the early 20th century