Does this happen in your country?
>>142706824Animal webm thread time
>>142706824what a good boy
>>142706824Lizards are so based
>>142706901Cute danes <3>>142706949Pencil dick
>>142706824Komodo dragons should be genocided except for use as lab rats. They are walking demons.
>>142707068Damn the george floyd protest got really out of hand in stockholm
Ok I'm almost out
>>142707170based duck bros
>>142706824He just wanted some ice
>>142707108Dammit for once I was rooting for the squirrel
>>142706949Literally how I first met my dog
>>142707012What even is that thing
>>142707266its just some leaves anon whats wrong
>>142707197That's a squirrel nigga
>>142707288Bunnies are a liquid
>>142707290In soviet russia wild humans attack driving bears
>>142707209>dogs are mans best frie-
>>142707448Now all he needs is to kidnap a child from the bus and he can have his own russian cartoon show
>>142707494...I hope he survived, but did he really think he had a chanced against a bear with a bow and arrow?
>>142707493It's pretty amazing how good dogs are at just taking stuff without people noticing.
>>142707560Real talk are ferrets good pets or should I just get a hamster/chinchilla instead
>>142707629Think it's a weasel, ferrets are nice but they kinda stink
>>142706824lolwhere's he goin?
>>142707629Chinchillas are cool and soft but they're pretty dumb. My roommate had one freshman year.
Ok thanks for letting me hijack the thread anon
>>142707535yeah he was fine. good sport about it toohttps://youtu.be/PsCqmotxyME?t=102
>>1427069883500lb of living killdozer.
>>142707666I always mix them up :(
>>142707624fucking hell woman stay in the car!
>>142707813It's ok :)
>>142707728What a peculiar accent he has. It sounds like he even says "tabarnak" but with an unusual accent. I wonder if he's métis or something like that.
>>142707856Aw big momma
>>142707940A pussy gets more pussy than me
>>142707560Poor ferret is bored to death. I heard it's wise to get two of them so they can play with each other
last summer I saw a pack of boars flipping literally every trashcan on the beach as they passed
>>142708061are cappybaras the most chill animal?
>>142708430I saw the man´s ethnicity and a dog in a pot and I thought this was gonna be a different video
>>142706824No. But people eat that water lizard often.
>>142707448>Ey I'm wahkin 'ere
good clips so far matei grew up with heaps of pets but can't have one as an adult cause the missus is an autist
>>142708640Get your own barn and man cave for these animals. Problems weren't
>>142707910ye mayeb thought so too anonr
>>142707108Why are cats of any size like this and dogs not?
>>142709289Kino and aborable
>>142707448Sometimes I wonder if animals were always this weird or if the world is getting weirder.
>>142709633we're the only species to walk erect (which is why we have back problems) that's a circus bear
>>142708759Yo nigga wtf
>>142709707Huh circus like that still exist? That being said there are many speciea which are one mutation away from walking like us.
>>142710007Is this what Germans evolved from?
>>142707354expected it to run into a road and immediately get hit by a car at the end
>>142710054Imagine how terrifying that must be from his perspective
>>142707147i'm glad my wife's bull isn't that aggressive
>>142707436feral dogs are more dangerous than wolves, dogs hunt for sport
Quality thread right here
>>142710156If he was scared he would've ran away, dude was having a good time.
Australians does this happen often?
>>142706901How'd you get this footage of me and my family on Easter
>>142706824I hate store komodos. I worked at a local shop for a summer and they were a pain in the ass to clean up after.
>>142708089t rex instincts
>>142709388I'm not a expert, but besides humans breeding dogs much longer then cats, cats still have most of their natural instincts and are more independent.
>>142707233I like how mammals are.Very human
>>142707378Is he ok?
>>142707494imagine how many hunter gatherer grugs died this way thousands of years ago
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>>142707292left is americansright is the rest of the world
>>142710902Not much to be fair. Humans usualy hunted in group
>>142711028Me and my coworkers
>>142707576>oi, here to check your tv loicense
me one the right
>>142711096they can't keep getting away with it
>>142710865>putin is a manle-
clean it up janny
>>142710869What is that thing
>>142711253>>142711253Here in Brazil we hate and fear snakes
>>142711253lmao when it realises
>>142706824>i'm for sale lmao
>>142707531this made me lol out of my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142711206Gotta get those last few drops
>this made me lol out of my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142711277Sauce? I want her to be my gf.
>>142711070based guy in NT who does that, i saw him on australian storyi felt sad seeing the little one's face though, he seems sad that it isn't a real pouch :((((
>>142711366DU DUMME AIDSFOTZE!!!!!!!!!!!!ICH HOFFE DIE NUTTENFOTZE DEINER HURENMUTTER WIRD VON 100 NEGERPIMMELN TOTGEFICKT
>>142708568God I wish that were me
>>142711403>i felt sad seeing the little one's face though, he seems sad that it isn't a real pouchYou probably make the same face when you stick it in your fleshlight.
>>142711378nice album cover
>>142711462Please come to Germany and FUCK our women!
>>142707007That's not a komodo dragon retard. Not even geographically close
return to monke
>>142711464rrriiiiiiight.anyway, the roos he looks after are survivors of roadkill where their mums died. he picks them up out of the pouches and raises them. unfortunately they suffer from sadness and loneliness but the guy does his best.
>>142711526>rrriiiiiiightShut the fuck up.
I would like to thank all non-australians in this thread for not being australians!
>>142711465Moths can be cute like pic related (venezuelan poodle moth) but that things fucking scary
>>142706824No, we don't have those brands here.
>>142711633Cute af!Thank you for sharing and thank you for not being australian <3
>>142711618What are those? Flatworms?
>>142711618my stomach after one medium rare steak
>>142707108That's an agile cat for its size, what is that a bobcat?
>>142711680new species bioengineered by human pollution
the gull who eats pigeonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRPTBhmcyXY
>>142707728Lmao, he growled at the bear. What did he think would happen
>>142706860will they ever stop their obsession with watermelons?
>>142711656No problem anon! Have some more cute moths, this one is a rosy maple moth
>>142711157>body length logAYOOOOOOO
this one of the /comf/iest threads
>>142711824Aren't these things' bites super painful and deadly? why would you put your hand so close to it.
I had a very shitty dayThis thread cheered me upThanks :)
>>142711887Centipedes are cute! CUTE!!!!
>>142711554My women sensors are going off. This anon talks like a woman.
>>142711554Female detected. Stop typing with your vagina.
>>142711824I hate those fucker so much, literally Satan's spawn.
>>142711861>this one of the /comf/iest threadsYes I am very glad the wholesome Israeli managed to safe it from the Aussie's attempt to ruin it. Thank you Israel!
Why did he do it?
>>142711997took the blackpill
>>142711997Fly my beautiful boy fly
>>142711887Deadly not so much unless you have cardiovascular diseases, but its venom hurts a lot more than a scorpion sting for example.
>>142712042>Deadly not so muchCould it kill an Australian?
>>142712035Isn't he trying to mate with her?
Blue tiger moth, my personal favorite, due to the fact that blue is rarely seen in the wild
>>142712134>European expat in africa
>>142712101>no file name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymxEmbALjIocan anyone make a webm and post this
>>142712103My sisters sugar gliders would bite anyone that touched them.
>>142710453kangaroos are kinda like deer, they usually run away when they see you. But they can get aggressive like any other animal
>>142711031Damn we cute
>>142707209Housecat used Quick Attack!
>>142706901lmaothis is how you goys look when you fail to obey kashrut
>>142712289based>>142712295I bet it was a female human in it's past life
>>142712208>Clear water beachOh man, that brought back some memories. Used to go there every year.
>>142706988wonder what he said>>142711488close your mouth when you're taking a picture, numale.
>>142706901Theyre unironically healthier and less fat than americans.
>>142711496no fucking way did that 3 ft chimp just lift my boy
>>142712406chimps have ridiculous upper body strengththey can fuck up humans in a fight
>>142712446I didn't even notice the mouse on the first loop
>>142707203Where the fuck can I hold bugs like that?
>>142712323>a FUCKING LEAF>a LITERAL INSECTYou can't make this shit up
>>142712491In your hand
>>142712406Believe it or not they do. In order to swing from one branch to another, not only do you have to lift your own body weight, you also have to give yourself enough initial kinetic energy for your body to act as a projectile.
>>142712491Yes, but you will get bittenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSIYlIag6w
>>142710395asking to get squeaked by a dog
>>142712501clean it up janny
>>142710054everyone always reacts to this the same
>>142706824we have pussies instead
>>142712663Does he have a .....ahem....BCC?
>>142712602As long as it can't bite, I'd have no problem with that.
>>142706949Wtf is that
>>142712673Reminds me of the one where king kong cracked the class
>Image limit and bump limit happen at the same timePottery
>>142707036>long-snouted bird giving proud American bird a hard time hmmmmmm
>>142707624Never get out of the boat...absolutely god damn right...
>>142711850Lol look like fucking aliensIs that where the Gray alien came from?
>>142712072my ancestors :)
>>142712380>Data from the Health Survey for England (HSE) conducted in 2018 indicated that 31% of adults in the England were recognised as clinically obese with a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater than 30. 63% of adults were classified as overweight or obese (a body mass index of 25 or above), compared to 53% in 1993.
>>142711178/asean/ class photo
>>142707378>for i am your Lord>and i will care for you>like the shepard to his flock>up to a certain point
>>142712101Reptiles are stupid
>>142707293there are BUGS IN THAT PICTURE
>>142712406chimps are fucking strongthat's why chimp attacks end up being so gruesome
>>142712508>?you can do better
>>142712686the one behind him has a bigger one
>>142712793Yep, it's theorized that the gray alien's appearance came from people mistaking owls at night.
>>142707007they are used for making anti bacterial medicine so yes they are lab rats
>>142713070>>142712793>The precise origin of the Grey as the stereotypical extraterrestrial being is difficult to pinpoint.>In 1933, the Swedish novelist Gustav Sandgren, using the pen name Gabriel Linde, published a science fiction novel called Den okända faran ("The Unknown Danger"), in which he describes a race of extraterrestrials who wore clothes made of soft grey fabric and were short, with big bald heads, and large, dark, gleaming eyes. The novel, aimed at young readers, included illustrations of the imagined aliens.>In 1965, newspaper reports of the Betty and Barney Hill abduction made the archetype famous. The alleged abductees, Betty and Barney Hill, claimed that in 1961, alien beings had abducted them and taken them to a flying saucer. Under hypnosis, Betty Hill produced a "star map" which she claimed located the home planet of her abductors in the Zeta Reticuli star system (allegedly the third planet of one of the stars of the Zeta Reticuli binary system). Betty thereafter began to refer to them as Zeta Reticulans. According to science writer and skeptic Brian Dunning, the Hill's alleged abduction introduced the gray alien into popular culture, although popular use of the term "greys" would follow years later.
>>142711054How come animals wony be bros with me? If I frolick around in feilds long enough will the deer exept me?
>>142711496Wtf is tarzan real?
this was a comfy thread
>>142713266because they´re scared you´re going to eat them or their kids. Give them food and show you´re not a threat
oh fug we´re over the bump limit
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>>142711480Can I fuck your men instead?