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FUCK Lumumba free elizabethville
what's the least shittiest area of the metroplex? currently live in keller and want to move
Bogrum Gro-Galash [sic] is an Orc publican at The Lonely Suitor Lodge in Bravil, where he sells food and rents beds.Bogrum serves the tavern during the day, but at 10pm he has a meal until midnight. He will then resume offering his services to any potential customers for another hour before he goes to bed at 1am for four hours. He will always rent out beds and will sell food whenever he is not eating or sleeping.Bogrum wears a set of lower-class clothing: a green wool shirt, belted braies and a pair of stitched leather shoes. He also carries a small amount of gold.Despite the sparse surroundings of the inn, the townsfolk speak well of Bogrum's attempts to improve it, saying: "I think all Bogrum gro-Galash cares about is the Lonely Suitor Lodge. He really puts everything into it." and "The Lonely Suitor is a fine place. Bogrum gro-Galash is very focused on making it a success." Others will respond: "He obviously takes great pride in the lodge." and "The Lonely Suitor certainly seems to be a source of great pride for him."The prefix "Gro-" in his surname was capitalized by mistake, as this is not the norm within Orcish culture within Elder Scrolls lore. This mistake by Bethesda is fixed by the fan-made Oblivion Unofficial Patch.
>>142705592seinfeld if he orc
>>142705592shall patronize this fine green lad's establishment
Is 4chan running slow as fuck for anyone else
>>142705713I've heard it's a great source of pride for him
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TAKE THAT ZIONISTS
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George Floyd was fighting the oppression of the federal reserve, his death at the hands of the zogbots will be remembered
>>142707617>he was killed for opposing centralized bankingi had no idea
>>142707749that's the price for using currency outside the control of the fed
>>142707799>floyd's assets were tied up in silver, dogecoin, and opioid pills
Hil the Tall, a Nord priest, functions as healer and serves the Nine at the Chapel of Arkay in Cheydinhal. He is also a basic trainer in Illusion although both he and other Cheydinhal citizens will tell you he teaches Alteration.While he may have joined priesthood to avoid military services, Hil is still very devoted as a priest of Arkay, and he puts a lot of effort in fulfilling his duties in the Chapel.Apparently he loves everyone and everything, as he says when first introducing himself as well his services, although he incorrectly states that he is a trainer in Alteration: "Praise Arkay, and all her [sic] little woodland creatures! I'm Hil the Tall, Priest of Arkay. I'm also a trainer in the arts of Alteration [sic]. I love magic, too. I love everything. And everyone. You, too." If you ask him about the city of Cheydinhal, he will tell you how he became a priest of Arkay after having fled from Skyrim. "I came here because I love nature. And because I didn't want to serve as a boot wizard in a mountain legion in Skyrim."The people of Cheydinhal also seem to know the true reason for which Hil became a priest, as they will comment when talking with each other: "Rumor has it he joined the priesthood to avoid military service. What a coward." and "I heard he learned about Alteration because he is too scared to fight. Pathetic.", "Have you heard about why Hil the Tall joined the priesthood?" and "Do you know why Hil the Tall became a priest?"True to his name, Hil the Tall is noticeably taller than other NPCs, even Altmer.
>>142707885arrested for using counterfeit money, can't have the goys sidestepping the fed's power
>>142707617stop using centralized currencies
reminder to barter whenever possible currency is the fundamental jew
whoever did this to me in the extra flags thread while I was away at work this evening is a sociopath.
disregard that i suck cocks
>>142708514Fantastic post>>142708918Trading is for losers, just take what you want like a real sociopath
Should I stack my tabs
>>142708079>>142708205Thurindil is a Bosmer pirate and madman serving aboard The Serpent's Wake, currently docked in Anvil for refitting.At 1am, Thurindil will fight with Hauls-Ropes-Faster for three hours. Then, at 4am, he'll go to sleep for six hours. Randomly, he'll also eat for two hours. There is a fifty percent chance he'll do it at any time. When he's not eating, sleeping, or fighting, he'll wander around the docks.He wears a set of lower class clothing consisting of a collared shirt, coarse linens, and a pair of sack cloth sandals. In combat he uses an iron dagger and he also carries the key to The Fo'c's'le and a small amount of gold.Upon speaking to Thurindil, he'll greet you with an insane tangent that confirms rumors that he isn't mentally well: "I'm Thurindil, son of Julianos and Mohi-Titona, Queen of Akavir. These slugs climbing my spine itch something fierce. Like to dance?" Upon questioning him about the city, he says that "Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish."
Honestly, Oklahoma would side with Texas if shit actually hit the fan. We have the technology which they need.
Honestly, Kurdistan would side with Texas if shit actually hit the fan. We have the technology which they need.
Honestly, Virginia didn’t really have towns; the Chesapeake Bay was such a giant maze of rivers and estuaries and waterways that there wasn’t much need for land transport hubs. Instead, the unit of settlement was the plantation, which consisted of an aristocratic planter, his wife and family, his servants, his slaves, and a bunch of guests who hung around and mooched off him in accordance with the ancient custom of hospitality.
Honestly, Lil Nas twerking on Satan then killing him is a metaphor for rampant tinder emotional abuse
>>142712745That's a cow
>>142708514Fuck I need cornbread bros.
>>142711689I wonder if rural virginia still has old money families and small towns descended from the aristocrats and servants/moochers respectively.
>>142714081erDOG bought? Doomp eet.
>>142714647My man looks pretty tiredWhat trying to tell the Fr*nch what to do does to a mf
Euskadi ta Askatasuna
a spessu conquista mai sottumessa
mom bought some shitty dishwasher tablets and now I have to manually wash everything I use anywayStill waiting for society to stop oppressing me.
>>142720085did you slap her behind as punishment
>he lives with his parents
>>142720117not yet, waiting for her to come back from work>>142720127yes I'm a neet and live alone in a palace in VARSHAVA
I need to go abroad asap and km/s there
>>142721089sorry i dont speak spanish
>>142721233me too, these aren't actual words I just made that up
>>142721334what does it mean
>>142721377made it upit means cringe
>>142721407we got a fucking Tolkien here
>>142721524that's a nice orc
>>142721576if this post ends in a 7 8 or 9 im taking today off
>>142722005tough luck kiddo :))))))
>>142722096is your job making up words?
>>142722123no thats just a side hustle mumblebrain
>>142722154what's your actual job then
>>142722194contsuction, demolition, painting masonry, plumbing and ive begun apprenticing as an electrician
>>142722231I see, you're basically polish
>>142722291yeah basically except mostly of scot descent
>>142722319well, off to work you go, Scotty :}
>>142722446i got up like 2 hours before my alarm went off so I still have another 45 minutes of moping around
>>142722475what did you do to the floor
>>142722606its too early for this pigga
>>142722667never too early for me as I'm living in the future
post your prime minister's bobas
To cum, or not to cum, that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of celibacy,Or to take arms against a sea of hornyAnd by opposing end them. To cum—to jizz,No more; and by a cum to say we endThe ball-ache and the thousand natural shocksThat flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummationDevoutly to be wish'd. To cum, to splooge;To splooge, perchance to cream—ay, there's the rub:For in that sleep of horny what creams may come,When we have shuffled off this lascivious coil,Must give us pause—there's the respectThat makes calamity of so long celibacy.
Kantav Cheynoslin, an Imperial priest, is the Primate of the Great Chapel of Zenithar in Leyawiin.The priests of Zenithar are said to have shown that the way to peace and prosperity is through earnest work and honest profit, not through war and bloodshed. Kantav lives up to this saying and spends most of his time encouraging the townsfolk to do the same.Like the other residents of the chapel, he sleeps downstairs in the chapel hall every night between midnight and 6am. After waking up, he heads upstairs for a moment of silence in front of the Altar of the Nine. He then starts his daily routine and will spend most of his time wandering around in the chapel hall while occasionally paying visits to the main chapel upstairs. He does this all morning until he finally leaves at noon for a two-hour lunch at the Three Sisters' Inn across the street. Afterward, if the weather is clear, he takes an afternoon stroll around town, preferably in the area near the house for sale. At 6pm, he heads back to the chapel, finds himself an empty pew and eats his dinner for two hours. After his meal, he once again leaves the chapel, this time to pay his respects to lost ones at the nearby cemetery. He returns to the chapel at 10pm and wanders sleepily around a bit before going to bed at midnight. If it is raining outside, he will skip all his outdoor activities and stay inside the chapel. On Sundas, he will break off his usual routine at 8am and pray for two hours in front of the Altar of the Nine.Kantav doesn't get much sleep at night and will rise from his bed at random times, wander around the chapel and go back to bed.
>>142727273Contumeliorus Florius, an Imperial mage, is an Evoker of the Mages Guild who offers Recharging services at the Chorrol Guild Hall.He lives a relaxed lifestyle with much food and little exercise. After waking up at 8am, he will spend his morning either reading the common text Manual of Spellcraft (40% chance) or wandering around the basement. At midday he will leave to eat lunch at The Oak and Crosier until 4pm, when he heads back to the Guild Hall. As soon as he arrives he leaves for the basement where he consumes another four-hour meal in isolation. From 8pm until his bedtime at 1am, he will be found reading in the basement. He offers his services when not eating or sleeping.
>>142727793nothing like wandering around basements and four-hour meals in isolation
what do I do with my life now, there's nothing left
>>142729400become a priestmove to Mozambiquelearn to rollerblade
>>142729400join the war in eastern ukraine
I think suicidal people should all just go hitchhiking across a continentThey wanna die anyways so what's the worst that could happen
>>142730088>ukraineno such thing
>>142730219>what's the worst that could happenThey become happy and don't want to die anymore
>>142730485ExactlyI have solved suicide
>>142730219>suicidal person>hitchhiking Talking to random people sure is great if you just want to off yourself>tell me about yourself, what do you do in life>I'm trying not to kill myself but life is hell, thanks for the lift
KURWA I just lost a race because I paused to write a post and couldn't get into the rhythm afterwardsyes life is a struggle
>>142730706Better than those hippies who are just like livin by the good will of others maaaan
But then the Hist-Jillian Wars spilled out of a Wheelian rip into the SubSys slice of 'brane-space, and things changed for Kinmune. With the outer colonies separated from Nu-Mundelbright chronoculic sync-net anchors, maintenance of space-time beyond the F-Shores faltered. As the barely-there Hist blink-root-ship armada fired an artillery barrage of 16th-dimensional mathematics at their Jilian enemies, impossipoint detonations stippled across the Ix-Egg and its clutch-satelites like some garish TalOSian hologram, only without the irony. Kinmune's synthetic body, caught in one of the blasts, suddenly found itself in the Ysgramorim, her mind an aggregate of the residual personalities of her last several users.
>>142730843not really, I would have to lie during any conversation like that (and there would be lots of 'em obviously) just to not make people sad and concerned
I make enough passive income from crypto now that I could quit my """job""" and write shitty ebooks all day. I unironically need my job for the socialization though. I could probably use my leverage to get a better salary, but I don't think I'm a bad enough dude to shake down a bunch of old church ladies. What a picardy
>>142705539arlington unless it's gone to shit since i lived there
>>142733418I want to read one of your books
i bet you've never seen a sallaD in your life
>>142735375The plague bubionickle be sodomry wee blistress on the skine
>>142733418>passive income from crypto calculated in a bullrunthis will end in tears
>>142735576Suffer ye not the misfortunes of broken ball joints
>>142735942>using joints from 2008
>>142712056You at the casino?
>>142736159Times were tough mang
>>142736236iktfMan's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>142735875my token had a mainnet release within the past two months and offers staking. Price is more or less steady. The only difference is that now I'm earning a 25%+ annual return on a humongous bag I've been accumulating on shitty literallywho chink exchanges since mid-2019. It's not some randomly mooning Binance asset like XRP/DOGE/TRX.
I pooped my pants
If you don't live in Arkansas, fuck you
>>142737442Pope County, Arkansasaka Poop Cuntpee, Arkanfoodstamps
>>142737648HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>142737657>>142737810That's going in the incidences of pants poop by american county map folder
https://a.uguu.se/zCCEoJfx.mp4don't click it's a virus
>>142738214this says a lot about our society
>>142738214fake and gay
>>142738468like your mom
based fellow anvilchad
>>142738214why, yes, i do watch india fake fish videos
>>142738813is this eso
>>142739577yes but don't talk about ESO
>>142739510typical city cop
>>142739659ESO isn't canon so it doesn't matter>oh all the historians just somehow magically forgot to talk about a war that involved the entire continent AND pyandonea AND akavir reminder prequel games are never worth it
>muh game historyhave sects
I hate how in vidya the invisible "precursor races" are always built up into something mysterious and fascinating, just to be ruined by the retard developers by being inserted into a sequel game. It's happened so many times:>Protheans in Mass Effect>Forerunners AND Precursors in Halo>Snow Elves, Akaviri, Nedic peoples, Keptu peoples, Ayleids, Chimer, etc etc etc in TESThey need to stop showing us these factions/races, it completely ruins their mystique.
>>142742030waiting for bethesda to put a functioning dwemer civilization into TES>chimernot a precursor race
actually, scratch thati'm waiting for them to explain what happened to the Khajiit during the Void Nights
>>142742336Dwemer ghosts and that spider leg fatass are already in Morrowind so I wouldn't care at all if they were just outright put into a game. I would be mad as fuck if they canonically establish the exact reasons why they disappeared though. Even worse if they actually show it.I love the whole situation with the dwemer not actually being dwarves because it's exactly the type of historical misunderstanding IRL history is riddled with. Immersive shit.
It's going to be Hammerfell this time right?
>>142742030>sequelIn *pathfinder kingmaker* they managed to insert precursor race character into second half of the game as recruitable NPC after you defeat him as a boss. So it could be worse.
>>142742765>Dwemer ghostsi personally consider that retconned because there weren't ghosts in skyrimyagrum is fine because he also doesn't know exactly what in the fuck happened>mad about why they disappearedi'd be more angry if they just outright explained what dragon breaks and/or Towers are>>142742898yesit was always going to be that or elsweyr
>>142742844based and BillGatesEugenicsNWOpilled>>142742898yeah 90% probability
What does /dixie/ think of /cum/ - /dixie/ unification?
cool I like desert themes
They could be including High Rock too.
Hircine gets my vote for 2021's princefu of the year
have they confirmed whether morrowind is still subject to the empirei know black marsh is sovereign now
think the Empire is just High Rock, Cyrodiil, and half of Skyrim by TESV
Moreover I know camels appear in ESO but are they actually in the lore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLIearOTUQ
uv needs more work, its causing pixels not to be straight
>>142743918if they're in anything else, it's probably redguardi haven't seen anything that specifically rules them out
really wanted a game set in black marsh but they probably would have fucked up that underground hist root/water based transport systemwould have been neat seeing a town of argonians get hive-minded by the hist
Bethesda will never do a beast race province. Not marketable to casuals. A game set in Morrowind sans-Vvardenfell combined with Black Marsh could happen maybe. Same with Elsweyr + Valenwood. Those two are smaller provinces anyway.
is this /dixie/ certified?https://youtu.be/qFrfLkHlfOU
>>142745922friend of mine showed me this guy chugging salsa one timehe was hurting (not my friend)
>>142747514so it isthanks
Bethesda doesn't exist I made it up
mom found the piss poster
>>142749434that was a good thread
>>142752994>>142750819these are funnier than the original post
>>142753515Do blacks smell nice?
>>142755088generally no. they smell like stale sweat because they don't wash their hair very often
>>142755205pretty, where is that?
>>142755205is that supposed to be pocahontas
>>142755524alright, do washed and not sweaty blacks smell nice?
"FLAGLETS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be flaglets anywhere." The bright screen felt good against his bloodshot eyes. "I HATE FLAGLETS" he thought to himself. 2nd South Carolina string band reverberated through his entire bedroom making it pulsate even as the freshly brewed cofe circulated through his dadly physique and enhanced his (merited) hate for flaglets posting in /dixie/. "With extraflags, you can post wherever you want" he said to himself outloud.
vgh... the fembois of rome....
>>142756673are you ok Arkansas?
>>142756673are you sure it's not Greece?
I've been saying it for yearsRome gay
I'm having the shit to end all shits even though I don't really think it will end all shits
>>142757655born to shitforced to wipe
i was eating some cheese it was a normal cheese it was dry but also fat was leaking out or oil idk what cheese cum is called
what is waiting for you in the future /dixie/?where do you see yourself in 10 yearswhere do you see yourself in 5 yearsin a year?
>>142759140LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
>>142760293Yes that'd be me
>>142761635I'm at toil so all I got is the dirty stream of leftover water used to wash the fruitsI've seen rats in there a couple times
>>142761882boil that shit first
just helped a kid who plays fortniteweird feel
>>142756192you can post from wherever you want*would make more sensenot that i would know what an extraflag is
>>142759140hopefully dead within a year
got a free hat today
>>142765644is it nice
>>142765676It's a pretty generic branded ball cap
SHUT UP FUCK UP FLAGLET MY THREAD NOW
>>142705464i wanna move to the south from nyc
>>142765644three years ago I got a jimmy johnson signed lowes racing hat for free at an estate sale
>>142768678i see youve taken to my toad.gif
>>142768791Yes, yes I have
>>142768823NANI? h-hes fast!!
>>142768823slower please, i don't want him to get sick :<
>>142768808i vote dem
>>142769017Who the fuck is dem
>>142769083FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>142769170wow a southern cat
is there anywhere I can visit to fire a rifled musket like the ones they used in the. American civil war?
>>142769437just buy onein usa its not even considered a firearm lol
i want to know what my past life was but ill probably end up as some indian farmer
>>142765318Fuck off flaglet
>>142769896is cold rolled steel worth it for patching my frame or should I do hot rolled and then coat it with PORIm more leaning cold rolled because hot rolled seems to rust when its breathed on but let me know>>142770446ATTENTION MOVIEGOERS
I suffer in every world I've visited
>>142770606just use the right gauge and treat it, I just run down to the local metal supplier and buy whatever scrap pieces they have of the right size when I need to patch shit
>>142770606What do you driveFeel like you've told me but I've since forgotten
>>142770774angle grinder recommendations?
>>1427708141989 ford f250 single cab long bed 4x4 300ci inline 6
>>142770977anything other than harbor freight chinkshit, I have a corded makita and a battery milwaukee
>>142771013>single cab long bedHello, keyed department?
Borba gra-Uzgash is an Orc trader and the proprietor of Borba's Goods and Stores in Cheydinhal. Borba gra-Uzgash sells a wide variety of general goods including the unique Cowl of the Druid, which can be purchased here and nowhere else. She will also sell you upgrades for your house in Cheydinhal. In addition to being a retired adventurer, she is a member of the Orum gang, a local skooma-ring with ties to the Camonna Tong.With the exception of the many gang members paying daily visits to the shop, Borba's store bears no evidence of her affiliation with the illegal activities going on in Cheydinhal. Like many other merchants in Cyrodiil she lives a hard life with a twelve-hour workday and very little spare time. She wakes up at 6am and spends the first two hours of the day in the main trading room before unlocking the door for customers at 8am. She locks the doors again at 8pm and takes the short walk to her next-door neighbor, the Newlands Lodge, for a two-hour dinner with the other gang members. At 10pm she returns to her shop for a bit of relaxation before her bedtime at midnight.Borba carries a few gold and an iron dagger. She wears middle-class attire consisting of a russet felt outfit and a pair of quilted shoes. She also carries the key to the store and a spare pair of burgundy linens.
>>142771457Based UESP enjoyer.
Y'all been working on this bread all day
I like how TES uses American accents for characters despite being Tolkien-esque fantasy.There's no reason why British Isles accents ever needed to be the norm for that.
Wish I could still watch films dubbed in French without cringing hard at the lack of lip sync
I want tolkienesque high fantasy where everybody sounds like Joey Diaz
Want a TES game made by Woody Allen and Mel Brooks where everyone is voiced by Joey Diaz, Danny DeVito, and Bill Burr including the females, mythical creatures, and children
How about light wood laminate instead
>>142775150rivendell is just detroit in 1959
longkot is short
>>142776633indeed he washttps://news.knowyourmeme.com/news/longcat-dies-at-18-in-japan
>>142776812iktfits been 3 years since we lost aniki now
>>142776876aniki will live on so long as someone is alive to remember him
>>142777061>>142777061>>142777061this will die but whatever