>>140102526those lubes are grim and smell terrible
>new at 260grim
@helperladnvm I'm retarded and can't readyou get free items in FIFA 21 if you have primehttps://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/fifa-21-prime-gaming-pack-2-playstation-xbox-pc-free-at-amazon-prime-gaming-3673974?utm_source=mappshare&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=3673974
>>140102526WE WUZ CELTIC N SHEIT, WE WUZ STRONK PAGAN SOFT TWINKY FEMININE BOYS WHO LIKES BIG ALPHA MED COCK DURR
>travelling is the quintessential boomer activitysometimes forget how fucking stupid people are that post here
>>140102636Calm down, Muňoz
likes: travelling, adventures and food
You find out that the new lad at work is a furry.How do you proceed?
2nd poo of the day coming on strong
I'm too busy working to travel.Leave travelling to the wealthy retirees
>>140102667what the FUCK are you talking about, you thick cunt? boomers LOVE to go abroad and spend tons of money that would otherwise go to their grandchildren. they LOVE to pollute the atmosphere with their flying and engage in consumerism at it's peak. you are the fucking stupid person here. get some self awareness twat
>>140102687raising my paw
>>140102687report him to the police
remember being a kid and male nudity was often a lot more prominent, like you were a lot more likely to see man's bare arse on tv. women were seen as more vulnerablenowadays it's the total opposite and social media apps like instagram are virtually a softcore porn website with girls arses left right and centre
4th day of nopoo hopefully i get the benefits soon
>>140102717young people also travel
>>140102782intestineberg screaming out in agony
oh tis my delight on a shining nightin the season of the year
fucking LOVE travelling meespecially to support my team norf fc in exotic countries like belgium and prague
>>140102792yeah, young people who wish they were baby boomers and got that mentality from their boomer relatives
>>140102717my point is, regardless of whether it is a 'boomer' activity, why does it even matterare you literally 16 years old that you belong to a secret club that you feel the need to rebel against people that are 30 years old or something you literal fucking child lmao
wrong side of fourty
Almost took an opinion on 4chan seriously, won't be doing that again anytime soon.
Are there women in the UK?
>>140102842I "feel the need to rebel" against activities like that because it destroys the environment and it isn't manageable long term. Our baby boomer parents used more resources than the previous generations combined, if you think that resources are just going to stay abundant so everyone can travel nilly willy, not even for a purpose just out of boredom, you're in for a very rude awakening
>>140102738is amicus your furry alter ego or something
>>140102973nah, they all got arrested
it’s actually absurd how much seethe us english generate from europeans on this board and it’s more reflective on them than it is on us
>>140102984boomers are subhumans ye
>>140102998is what he imagines hes like when he's grooming children on his discord furry chatrooms
>I "feel the need to rebel" against activities like that because it destroys the environment and it isn't manageable long term. Our baby boomer parents used more resources than the previous generations combined, if you think that resources are just going to stay abundant so everyone can travel nilly willy, not even for a purpose just out of boredom, you're in for a very rude awakening
>>140103037yeah nice argument you stupid ass cunt you don't care about the world around you, you just want to frolic in consumerism like the generation that destroyed the planet and future generations with no guilt. pack it in
>>140102998Why would you ask? Why would you encourage this behaviour? Why would you legitimize it? We're trying to normalise this cunt, not make him feel like being sexually attracted to animals is normal.Your head. Give it a wobble.
>>140102771they no longer show Homer's bumcrack on The Simpsons anymorepolitical correctness gone mad
microwaving a spoon
microwaving a golfball
microwaving a pouch of microwave rice
nah don't think i will
not an imperialist i just feel like the world would be a lot better if a quarter of the globe was still ruled from stuffy little boardrooms in London desu
>>140102630Got me hopes up there de lid.
>>140103330???are you dumb?
>>140103330yeah im stupid soz ;3
what are you doing up?no toil on the morrow?
>>140103438no toil tomorrow but I work nights anyway so even if I did pfffft
good film this
BOOMER MAN BAD
>>140103438no toil tomorrow or the day after or the week after or the year after and so on
>>140103121literally watched an episode today where I saw it
would quite like to live near mountains
>>140103522plenty of mountains in Australia
still parched ladsjesus they must have sprinkled a whole salt mine over that chow meinIm about 3 bokkles of water deep now
>>140103121yet you can view girl's naked bums by going on their instagram account
>>140103564you're mums got two of em
>>140103376>see your post>look up Prime Gaming because I didn't even know it was a thing>activate me account and claim a free Fall Guys bundle>get a new skin and 3 crownsIt all worked out in the end. Cheers de lid.
>>140103625happy to help x
>>140103011Is everybody just gay now, then?
>>140103625Which mcdonalds in sunderland shall we meet?
>>140103622fake onesI grew up in a fake breast single mother household.
Plan to save Britain:Ban the online sales of physical goods.Ban wfh toil. If you're self employed you can obviously wfh, but if you employ people, you must have them work in an office.Tax people holidaying abroad to encourage domestic holidays.sorted
do normies really solely watch interracial porn?
>>140103801that and step-sibling porn
never wanked to a coloured fellow ever (gay)
>>140103829vocaroo yourself saying mental right now
>>140103868>nooooo you can't say that! nooooo>don't I fit in so much british masters?uncle benedict arnold lmao
What do Brits smell like
anime girl just called me an overseas sexy guy
think marxist theory could be repurposed and applied to incels
>>140103988today?L'Eau Majeure d'Issey Issey Miyake
>>140104004good morninginteresting digits you have there wahey
How much cash do you have saved up and do you even feel safe with it?
got 1 more shtellagoing to drink it really quick to ease me to sleep
>>140104055good morning to youthankshow are you doing
marxist theory *sniggers* *snorts*
>>140104151got a better onemarxist practice
i wish our dogshit country would just collapse already
>>140104154kinda sleepy. going to bed soonish
1k calories up this week
>>140104215Fucking hate rightoids
mental how fragile civilisation is aint it ladslike what if some cunt who didnt care about society just took a shit on the tomb of the unknown soldier in westminster abbey? i mean how do you even respond to that
>>140104215counting calories is a bit cringe brah
>>140104193based sleep well
Nice thread from clogwog>>140104221
>>140104321something very wrong with that man
>>140104319thanks lad. have a good day
get some posts made
With cooperation from MI6, i’m collecting all of your data. Pls keep posting, don’t mind me.
>>140104187She's kinda hot, shame she smokes
wish I could read more will read for a couple of hours and then just feel like I can't pay attention
might go for a fag and pass out soon ;3
>>140104464Thanks for the warning
>>140104468cool people smoke, incel.
Wish Labor never liberalised
>>140104532They really don't though
What is the most important part of the world and how do you make it easier to get noticed by the time you put in a new national insurance policy for the property and the parietal to which you have the information for your tax reasons and how much will you charge for your deposit and how much will the fees be for the rest of the world
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
>>140104608doesn't ring a bell
>>140104608grrm pretty shamelessly ripped this character off for ASOIF
ive got a favourite /brit/ poster but i wont mention who because i dont want them to get too full of themselves and change as a poster
>>140104592u wot lad
why isn't she respondingi will have to stay up until 3am until she messagesfuck my lifei have no friendsthis online random stranger female who i added on discordidk manim going to go through this journeyi want her loveher bf is a fuckup
grooooooooove is in the heaaaaaaaarrrrrtttttt
>>140104739sounds like a reading of the stoics could help you
>>140104659Literally every mobile tower in my area
>>140104707Aw, thanks lad x
Someone's grassing up Seaside mark. What a dirty little snitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqmOh84ny20
>>140104771>>140104802what u want niggersshould i sign up for tinder?i wont get girlsim 5'5
>>140104845I told you to read the stoics not sign up to tinder
>>140104910can't remember the name, dornish lad
>>140104739are you actually the sort of bloke that simps for random girls on discorddon't be that bloke mate
>>140104887Snitches get stitches. Fuck that scouse runt and his merry band of morons.
got arrested for saying im english
>>140104993Is Mark gonna hunt them all down and give them stitches?
>the Tonks, as they were called, members of an occasionally cannibalistic Indian tribes that had nearly been exterminated by the Comanches and whose remaining members lusted for vengeance, would provide crucial aid to the Texas Rangers in their hunt for the Comanche. >Without them, the army would have never had the shadow of a chance against these or any other Indians on the open plainswho are the tonks of the UK?
rorke won't like this, not one bit
>>140105087I remember there was a character called tonks in harry potter
>>140105087>>140105089>>140105101don't care new world cunt
Gf and I are looking at a condo in Boston that was built into the ceiling of a cathedral
>>140105111beats your horrid little island my a mile
This Holden wank can suck me nuts.
Brits owe us an apology for colonialismI'm waiting for it
>>140105101nothing but respect for the boys in blue
Apparently that same scouse snitch has been making threats towards SeasideMark. Isn't online harassment a crime anyway? Mark should take legal action.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zx2CivWD-c
>>140105145don't lol me you limey cunt
>>140105178Saw a lot of cathedrals when I went to the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYgMMBfxDArorke is finito
so here i amdoing everything i can
take only pictures leave only footprints
redpill me on the seaside mark drama
>>140105173aaaaaaa save me de lads the lynch mob's outside
nothing like a nice satisfying shite that stretches your hole just the right amount
>>140105315He's an alcoholic NEET who streams on YouTube. There's some people waging an harassment campaign against him, trying to get him evicted from his house and get his benefits taken away.
>>140105370he's walking towards me!
hungry like da wolf
Roguish, muscular, and exuding a strong single-minded energy, the free marketeer makes the leftypol cower and quiver.
watching hockey fightsunderrated sport imo, this shits fucking great
>>140105413who gives a shit though. even the people who hate him have become invested somehow. it's pathetic
>>140105460std test on the morrow
>>140105469they barely let them fight or hit anymore
>>140105460Fortunately Enzolytics is making some groundbreaking progress on HIV treatment and prevention, which is why you should invest in them now while they're still <$1/share
I won the cold warUSSR heard rumors of my future existence and decided to end it preemptively
The real question we should be asking is where does Timmy fit in all of this drama?
Why are there so many cucks in /brit/?(Not using "cuck" as a derogatory slur, just curious)
>>140105544thousand vag stare
>>140105479The people harassing him are just sad cunts with no lives. Imagine spending your time harassing people on the internet. Grim.
1 more song then brush teeththen fagthen bedsimple as
>>140105561"Hannibal at the gates, my lord!""Ah...Scipio Africanus. We meet at last."
>>140105495lame and disappointing. Should bring it back
Thank fuck Tiger Woods is safe
>>140105577whats wrong with that i do it all the time
>>140105639emma what the heck!
>>140105622mike milbury beat a fan with his own shoe>>140105639she smells rancid, like pooharvey made the wrong choice
>>140105638remember when he cheated on his wife with all those broads
>>140105665Just seen that, what a legend
may he rest in peace
>>140105644t. sad bastard
Female call of duty mobile esports player 'Sol' has reportedly been murdered by a male player 'Flashlight' in São Paulo, Brazil. according to the investigation the man pre-meditated the killing weeks beforehand, recorded it and even shared it with friends
your the real sad bastardim happy
>>140105792sol long haha
>>140105597A fag after brushing?
*enters /brit/*alri lads
>>140105840you're gay son
isnt it kinda weird adjusting to not being "eu"any more? like when people talk about the eu you have to remember thats not us any more. fuck the eu though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMcbdBYuGTEwhat a sport
>>140105799t. billy no mates
>>140105959ur a bender my man i've been stressed hard and never wanked to boys
>>140105959so it's just novelty?have you tried not masturbating for a bit then
>>140105970that looks nice except the bacon why is it just fat
>>140105792>mobile e sportsthey (normies) massacred my boy
Odds gEvens bDubs w
>>140106091fuck you yammering about
poo and shit
>>140105840Porn addiction and desensitisation had made you seek out more “exotic” content
>>140106029Time to accept being bisexual
>>140106029mate i dunno why you're in such denial about this unless you're baitingstraight blokes dont wank to men ramming each other
true in a way
benders talking about being bent again boring
>>140106210I'm 23 but don't mind cos I was always ugly
>>140105970montco doesn't even know what these arethat's what he's likebet he's never had snapper soup or pepperpot either
>>140106227Yeah when I was a strapping young lad there was no end of cocks to suck but these days it's slim pickings
>>140106205Incredible that a human being could be so lacking in self awareness that they'd make something so pathetic
>>140106205a bit true but everything in the last panel is 100% cope and removes the bite of the preceding panels
>>140106205what happens to the blokes hair in the third panel
Anal is unbelievably grim when you actually experiment with it yourself. Gays are absolute wronguns.
>>140106249>snapper soupi'm familiar, your mom served it up nice and hot last weekendi told her i liked it, but truth is i wasnt a fan of the seafood overtones
why is ever cunt fucking gay these days? like honestly? i can't even get aroused by traps because the idea that "she" has a cock creeps me out. as difficult as this is to believe, i am exclusively attracted to women. i feel like i'm in some sort of minority now
*yawns* hope no one slips a willy in my mouth haha
knew he didn't know lmao
>>140106285They have no ''bite''. The whole thing is retarded
oh my god are they still drowning on about being bent yawn snooze
are they still going on and on and on and on snooooooozzzzzzzzze
>>140106342*sticks willard in your mouth as you yawn*
Went down a right rabbit hole with this Seasidemark drama on YouTube. Seems like there's an entire community of mongs who just accuse each other of being nonces. Wtf lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blsvLIJmyQEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H5wO_Td6lI
sucking a shitty pooey arsehole
>>140106379Everything about it is grim. The feeling, the smell, the literal shit (which always happens at least a tiny amount no matter how thoroughly you clean, ignore what the gays tell you, what they actually do is ignore the shit and pretend it isn’t there), it doesn’t even feel nice it just hurts. The male g-spot is a myth. >>140106379Cocks taste awful, make you gag and the cum sticks to your tongue for a few days. Much more fun in theory than reality
>>140105370WHY CAN'T I SEE IT
>>140106484The seeds in the head of a sunflower are related to fibonacci numbers counting both clockwise and anticlockwise. Wowzers!
eating 'cool' tortillas
>>140106536>cum sticks to your tongue for a few days
posting this image shuts down 4channel for the whole of britain
wow how boring
>>140106536>sticks to your tongue for a few days
>>140106583>>140106601The taste doesn’t go away no matter how much you brush. The sticky texture is ingrained into your brain
>>140106598your life? yeah it is
why are all you british NEETs so fucking gayget a grip
>>140106642That’s because you’re bent and mentally illFor the curious sane heterosexual explorer like myself it’s fucking rancid
>>140106642should have got your rib removed for doing that mate
Got babestation on in the background waheyy
>>140106666You made them gay, Satan
>>140105370Lol imagine not being able to see the hidden images. What's your method to seeeiing them?? I'm not chimping out I can see it haha
Dave has assumed janmanship
The average British man reaches his deathbed and his final thought is 'why didn't I swallow more cocks when I had the chance?'
oh no what a shame
YOOOOOOO my slime, I know you don't know mandem too tuff like dat
>>140102636bazed and kilt pilled
>>140103011you got a loicence for that muff
>>140102526What do panties smell like after they've been in a girl's crack all day?