What the hell is a "gender reveal device"? Do you have this shit in your country?I have no fucking idea what this is.
>>140061062>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?a bomb>Do you have this shit in your country?no, we make only the explody parts
>>140061062It's a Deus Ex Machina in this case.
I guess he identifies as a corpse.
>>140061062Some rascal typed the words "feminine penis" into the poor device.
>>140061062is ti something to reveal the gender of the baby while it's still in the mothers womb?
I only found out about this sort of thing a month ago and honestly it just induces one of those "man loses last shred of hope he didn't even know he had left" type of moments.
>>140061195His pronouns are De/ad
>>140061062it's like how white single moms have a race reveal device at their race reveal parties but then for gender
>>140061062>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?>>140061144>a bomb>>140061361>Fireworks probablyMore or less this. They usually make some sort of IED that shoots pink shit out if it's a girl and blue shit out if it's a boy. Fuck knows what they do in tranny families, but then who even gives a fuck about those abominations?
Need a gender reveal device dropped on america
>>140061552Haha imagine if all the American posters on 4chan became transwould be a funny prank
>>140061801i have started imagining you as a fat middle aged sheikh and it makes your posts much funnier
>>140061801Well they're faggots, so I guess they're halfway there.
>>140061263That sounds too logical.
>>140061939it says "father to be" sooo....
>>140061062Firsties has too much time in their hands.
Remember when a gender reveal party burned down all of California last summer?
>>140062207bruh. I have watched a quite pregnant women have sex with a black men while her husband was watchingwhat's your take on this? I'm a racist against blacks
>>140062207In our defence, most of us just use spare time to either engage in hobbies or just relax and do not much of anything. We can't be held responsible for these dickheads who do this shit.
>>140061497can't they just buy some shitty fireworks? why do they have to make fucking ied's? also isn't it obvious if a boy is now going to be revealed as a girl and vice versa? there's not even a surprise.
>>140061062>"gender reveal device"We call that a penis or the absence of one
>>140063174>can't they just buy some shitty fireworks?Probably.>why do they have to make fucking ied's?Because people are cunts, Anon. Cunts.
Do mutts really..?
>>140062341I've watched a pregnant woman get fucked by a dog and then nursing a piglet from her lactating breastsIt was not a hentai
>>140062063Macedonia is now the smartest flag on /int/
>>140061195>>140061484Laughed way too hard from these
>>140063622I forgot, it's a been a while
People don't have baptisms or christenings anymore so they've invented a new ritual for newborns
>>140061062Americans make a sport of hiding the gender of their baby till they can get an attention seeking party. The other gender reveal devices are trannies jumping out of boxes after transitioning
Eod team this is zero zero one we got a GRD i repeat we got a GRD oh god it's about to open Jesus help us a- *BOOOOOM*
>>140061062White Americans have no real culture so they replace it with shit like this.
>>140065269>father-to-beThis is about telling the real gender of the unborn baby, based on ultrasound images. Has nothing to do with trannyism.
>>140067844>ultrasound>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePoor foetus ;(
>>140061062Imagine a mad scientist standing on top a crate, dim lighting on his face, laughing manically and then say>REVEAL ZE GENDER!as thunder strikes in the distance
>>140068922I feel you bro.
>>140061496kek this was good
>>140061062It was a bomb. He was clearly trying to kill everyone involved.
The device would have told trannies that they'll never be women, so it had to be destroyed to protect the narrative.
>>140061062They were black, weren't they?
>>140064004>bridal shower>baby shower>gender revealHow do American companies keep coming up with these ridiculous non-events, and why do American consoomers fall for them all the time?
>>140064323The ritual is not for newborns, for they are not born yet. It's for the parents.
>>140061497Now IED's are gonna be banned because of this loser
>>140068922IGOR, bring out ze GENDER REVEAL DEVICE!>Yeesss master!>Y-you're a fiend, doctor! What are you going to do??When I push zhis button, ze whole world will have their TRUE GENDER REVEALED, even YOU, mein dear tranny!>No... NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
>>140061062>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?Hopefully a guillotine.
>>140072289Desire to fill a cultural void
>>140072558It's actually an echograph reading for the foetus still in the womb, so it's the actual, biological genderI don't know why they don't call it an "echograph"
>>140072289>non-eventsAsk me how I know you're a single manchild living in an apartment with no hopes of ever having a family.In the Bridal shower the woman gets all sorts of household appliances, pillows, furniture, decorations and shit for the house she will be moving into. My house was near empty but as soon as we were married and she moved in it was like picture-perfect and everything was well stocked because she had a bridal shower and mostly bridal showers are about house stuff.In the baby shower we literally got several thousand dollars worth of baby gear. Diapers, formula, strollers, carseats, playpens, toys, crib, baby clothes, bottles, etc. Babies are not cheap to raise well and the baby shower is instrumental in reducing the cost for the new family.>gender revealThis one is more nebulous and not needed but was basically just a family gathering for us. It was just a summer barbeque in my backyard with our families and there was a cake and a balloon filled blue confetti. It was a fun social gathering, something you turbo incels do not have.
what an embarrassing way to discuss how your father died
>>140071921No? Blacks don't do this shit. They don't care about their kids.
>>140073131Yikes. Americonsoomers are a lost cause, I see.
>>140073131Do mutts really spend thousands on non events?
>>140061062>Father to be killedHoly fucking shit. Why are americans like this? This is 80s salvadoran deathsquad-tier shit. How can you stand glowniggers?
>>140061062>death by gender reveal devicethis made my day
>gunpowder in a tube with colored powder on topThey not only made blank cannon and shot it at person standing just a few meters away, but also filled it with flammable charge effectively making a thermobaric bomb
>>140074061Americans are so obsessed with guns they even make weapons subconsciously when trying to create a party popper.
>>140074061doing stuff like this isn't that strange.home made potato cannons were very popular in the US not too long ago.
>>140073295revealing the sex of the kid you're having typically takes the form of a phone call
>>140074176I made one myself when i was in highschool. Really fun shit and it shot the potatoe like 400 metres.
Imagine assuming a child's gender BEFORE they have had a chance to decide they are really trans.
>>140071921Gender reveal parties are whiter than Colonization and Chemistry, monkey
>>140071921nah gender reveal parties are whites-only
>>140071921It's wh*Toid "culture" strictly.
>>140074155Reminds me of that super old screencap of some retired PhD chemist blowing off his hands. His flask was vibrating and he went to grab it, it exploded, and he was so stunned he didn't even notice both his hands were missing and his hands were blown to pieces all over the ceiling.Maybe somebody has the screencap.
>>140061062first worlder thing, don't worry about it
>>140075493>>Reminds me of that super old screencap of some retired PhD chemist blowing off his hands. His flask was vibrating and he went to grab it, it exploded, and he was so stunned he didn't even notice both his hands were missing and his hands were blown to pieces all over the ceiling.Was this in Russia or something?
>>140075746Nope. US. It was some chemistry forum, and he'd done home chemistry for decades. He was a bit negligent and wasn't thinking when he reached out to grab what he was making instead of running for it. His series of forum posts takes about 5 mins to read, and he included pictures of his maimed hands and the result of the blast. I tried to google for it but couldn't find anything. The case was about 10 years ago. But googling home chemists blowing their hands off seems to be fairly common, since I can find other ones.https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/man-loses-hand-explosion-while-possibly-creating-bomb-police-say/B9kIobRYlA52dgKH0qiKrM/
>>140074776uhmmm sweetie, trans children are reincarnations of trans people, are you deadnaming their/xir/ķþźir past lives? this is supported by science, you knowhttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/329068179_Childhood_Gender_Nonconformity_and_Children's_Past-Life_Memories
>>140075892Remunds me when I visited some lab and the rep told how someone there casually almost poured ferrocyanide into sulphuric acid or something, which creates cyanide gas and would have probably killed him. Colleague was like "do you know what you are doing?" Chemists...
>>140075988In case anyone wonders what this is about, "past-life memories" is a thing where young children spontaneously start recalling memories of a previous life, often of particular events like their time of death. It's spooky shit on the surface but any neurologist worth their salt will tell you it's our brain's tendency to make sense of nonsensical information while it's housekeeping our memories. The interesting angle of this research is that kids who report past-life memories of being a different gender are much more likely to be non-gender conforming. Childhood gender nonconformity is a pretty benign thing and only a weak predictor for future gender dysphoria.
Yanks apparently have a party just to announce if their baby is a boy or girl baka
>>140073131>several thousand dollars worth of baby gear>boughtLmao yanks don't pass stuff down