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What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?

Do you have this shit in your country?

I have no fucking idea what this is.
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>tf
>tp
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Circus world
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>>140061062
>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?
a bomb
>Do you have this shit in your country?
no, we make only the explody parts
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>>140061062
It's a Deus Ex Machina in this case.
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I guess he identifies as a corpse.
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>>140061062
Some rascal typed the words "feminine penis" into the poor device.
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>>140061062
is ti something to reveal the gender of the baby while it's still in the mothers womb?
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I only found out about this sort of thing a month ago and honestly it just induces one of those "man loses last shred of hope he didn't even know he had left" type of moments.
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Fireworks probably
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>>140061195
His pronouns are De/ad
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>>140061062
it's like how white single moms have a race reveal device at their race reveal parties but then for gender
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>>140061062
>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?
>>140061144
>a bomb
>>140061361
>Fireworks probably
More or less this. They usually make some sort of IED that shoots pink shit out if it's a girl and blue shit out if it's a boy. Fuck knows what they do in tranny families, but then who even gives a fuck about those abominations?
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Need a gender reveal device dropped on america
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>>140061552
Haha imagine if all the American posters on 4chan became trans
would be a funny prank
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>>140061801
i have started imagining you as a fat middle aged sheikh and it makes your posts much funnier
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>>140061801
Well they're faggots, so I guess they're halfway there.
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>>140061263
That sounds too logical.
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>>140061939
it says "father to be" sooo....
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>>140061062
Firsties has too much time in their hands.
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Remember when a gender reveal party burned down all of California last summer?
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>>140062207
bruh. I have watched a quite pregnant women have sex with a black men while her husband was watching

what's your take on this? I'm a racist against blacks
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>>140062207
In our defence, most of us just use spare time to either engage in hobbies or just relax and do not much of anything. We can't be held responsible for these dickheads who do this shit.
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>>140061497
can't they just buy some shitty fireworks? why do they have to make fucking ied's? also isn't it obvious if a boy is now going to be revealed as a girl and vice versa? there's not even a surprise.
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>>140061062
>"gender reveal device"
We call that a penis or the absence of one
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>>140063174
>can't they just buy some shitty fireworks?
Probably.
>why do they have to make fucking ied's?
Because people are cunts, Anon. Cunts.
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Do mutts really..?
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>>140062341
I've watched a pregnant woman get fucked by a dog and then nursing a piglet from her lactating breasts
It was not a hentai
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>>140063592
source
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>>140062063
Macedonia is now the smartest flag on /int/
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>>140063622
His basement.
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>>140061195
>>140061484
Laughed way too hard from these
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>>140063622
I forgot, it's a been a while
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>>140061195
>was/were
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People don't have baptisms or christenings anymore so they've invented a new ritual for newborns
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>>140061062
Americans make a sport of hiding the gender of their baby till they can get an attention seeking party. The other gender reveal devices are trannies jumping out of boxes after transitioning
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>>140061062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCKBIdOIIxw
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sex
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Eod team this is zero zero one we got a GRD i repeat we got a GRD oh god it's about to open Jesus help us a- *BOOOOOM*
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>>140061062
White Americans have no real culture so they replace it with shit like this.
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>>140065269
>father-to-be
This is about telling the real gender of the unborn baby, based on ultrasound images. Has nothing to do with trannyism.
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>>140067844
>ultrasound
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Poor foetus ;(
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>>140061062
Imagine a mad scientist standing on top a crate, dim lighting on his face, laughing manically and then say
>REVEAL ZE GENDER!
as thunder strikes in the distance
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>>140068922
I feel you bro.
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>>140061496
kek this was good
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>>140061062
It was a bomb. He was clearly trying to kill everyone involved.
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>>140068922
Kek
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The device would have told trannies that they'll never be women, so it had to be destroyed to protect the narrative.
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>>140061062
They were black, weren't they?
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>>140064004
>bridal shower
>baby shower
>gender reveal

How do American companies keep coming up with these ridiculous non-events, and why do American consoomers fall for them all the time?
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>>140064323
The ritual is not for newborns, for they are not born yet. It's for the parents.
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>>140061497
Now IED's are gonna be banned because of this loser
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>>140068922
IGOR, bring out ze GENDER REVEAL DEVICE!
>Yeesss master!

>Y-you're a fiend, doctor! What are you going to do??
When I push zhis button, ze whole world will have their TRUE GENDER REVEALED, even YOU, mein dear tranny!
>No... NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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>>140061062
>What the hell is a "gender reveal device"?
Hopefully a guillotine.
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>>140072289
Desire to fill a cultural void
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>>140072558
It's actually an echograph reading for the foetus still in the womb, so it's the actual, biological gender
I don't know why they don't call it an "echograph"
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>>140072818
>autism
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>>140064315
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>>140072289
>non-events
Ask me how I know you're a single manchild living in an apartment with no hopes of ever having a family.

In the Bridal shower the woman gets all sorts of household appliances, pillows, furniture, decorations and shit for the house she will be moving into. My house was near empty but as soon as we were married and she moved in it was like picture-perfect and everything was well stocked because she had a bridal shower and mostly bridal showers are about house stuff.

In the baby shower we literally got several thousand dollars worth of baby gear. Diapers, formula, strollers, carseats, playpens, toys, crib, baby clothes, bottles, etc. Babies are not cheap to raise well and the baby shower is instrumental in reducing the cost for the new family.

>gender reveal
This one is more nebulous and not needed but was basically just a family gathering for us. It was just a summer barbeque in my backyard with our families and there was a cake and a balloon filled blue confetti. It was a fun social gathering, something you turbo incels do not have.
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what an embarrassing way to discuss how your father died
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>>140071921
No? Blacks don't do this shit. They don't care about their kids.
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>>140073131
Yikes. Americonsoomers are a lost cause, I see.
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>>140073131
Do mutts really spend thousands on non events?
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>>140061062
>Father to be killed
Holy fucking shit. Why are americans like this? This is 80s salvadoran deathsquad-tier shit. How can you stand glowniggers?
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>>140061062
>death by gender reveal device
this made my day
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>>140062063
Woah genius!
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>gunpowder in a tube with colored powder on top
They not only made blank cannon and shot it at person standing just a few meters away, but also filled it with flammable charge effectively making a thermobaric bomb
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>>140074061
Americans are so obsessed with guns they even make weapons subconsciously when trying to create a party popper.
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>>140074061
doing stuff like this isn't that strange.
home made potato cannons were very popular in the US not too long ago.
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>>140073295
revealing the sex of the kid you're having typically takes the form of a phone call
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>>140074176
I made one myself when i was in highschool. Really fun shit and it shot the potatoe like 400 metres.
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Imagine assuming a child's gender BEFORE they have had a chance to decide they are really trans.
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>>140071921
Gender reveal parties are whiter than Colonization and Chemistry, monkey
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>>140071921
nah gender reveal parties are whites-only
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>>140061062
top kek
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>>140071921
It's wh*Toid "culture" strictly.
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>>140074155
Reminds me of that super old screencap of some retired PhD chemist blowing off his hands. His flask was vibrating and he went to grab it, it exploded, and he was so stunned he didn't even notice both his hands were missing and his hands were blown to pieces all over the ceiling.

Maybe somebody has the screencap.
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>>140061062
first worlder thing, don't worry about it
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>>Reminds me of that super old screencap of some retired PhD chemist blowing off his hands. His flask was vibrating and he went to grab it, it exploded, and he was so stunned he didn't even notice both his hands were missing and his hands were blown to pieces all over the ceiling.
Was this in Russia or something?
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>>140075746
Nope. US. It was some chemistry forum, and he'd done home chemistry for decades. He was a bit negligent and wasn't thinking when he reached out to grab what he was making instead of running for it. His series of forum posts takes about 5 mins to read, and he included pictures of his maimed hands and the result of the blast.

I tried to google for it but couldn't find anything. The case was about 10 years ago. But googling home chemists blowing their hands off seems to be fairly common, since I can find other ones.

https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/man-loses-hand-explosion-while-possibly-creating-bomb-police-say/B9kIobRYlA52dgKH0qiKrM/
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>>140074776
uhmmm sweetie, trans children are reincarnations of trans people, are you deadnaming their/xir/ķþźir past lives? this is supported by science, you know
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/329068179_Childhood_Gender_Nonconformity_and_Children's_Past-Life_Memories
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>>140075892
Remunds me when I visited some lab and the rep told how someone there casually almost poured ferrocyanide into sulphuric acid or something, which creates cyanide gas and would have probably killed him. Colleague was like "do you know what you are doing?" Chemists...
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>>140075988
lol
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>>140075493
that's fucked
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>>140075988
In case anyone wonders what this is about, "past-life memories" is a thing where young children spontaneously start recalling memories of a previous life, often of particular events like their time of death. It's spooky shit on the surface but any neurologist worth their salt will tell you it's our brain's tendency to make sense of nonsensical information while it's housekeeping our memories. The interesting angle of this research is that kids who report past-life memories of being a different gender are much more likely to be non-gender conforming. Childhood gender nonconformity is a pretty benign thing and only a weak predictor for future gender dysphoria.
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>>140081426
wtf anon
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Yanks apparently have a party just to announce if their baby is a boy or girl baka
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>>140073131
>several thousand dollars worth of baby gear
>bought
Lmao yanks don't pass stuff down



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