for the discussion of British culture
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keep it gay lads
the idea of months is actually harmful to my concept of time if we only considered weeks it'd be a lot easier to plan forward
EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY
Ole Gunnar Skjolshart
>>137671963what’s hard to get
dogshit yank bastard new
might play some stardew valley tonight
>>137672005some stardew what
*rides into /brit/*
I wonder how Aussies sound when they're begging for lifeYes I'm this psycho
Thinking of wheat beer
There are many good inventions on earth, some useful, some pleasing: for their sake, the earth is to be loved. And there is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.
The more that time goes on the more I realise that Ted was right
>>137672029I know what Brits sound like when they're praying because ya mum constantly shouts for God when I'm rooting her haha
>>137671994nothings hard to get but i find putting last day of one month and 1st day of the next month on different rows etc. harmful to planning
>>137671910>for the discussion of British cultureWhy would you discuss british culture when you could just not discuss british culture?
>>137672065same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBX5qh09OIE&ab_channel=ErikGrankvistwill be doing things like this sooner than later i think
I don't seethe cause I'm married and live a happy life. Simple as
>>137672092Why would your grandparents just gas 6 million Jews like that?
>>137672092what do you discuss in /de/
>>137672112>Why would your grandparents just gas 6 million Jews like that?Everybody needs a hobby!
>>137672092british culture = dumb drugmong blogging by people who live in english speaking countries
>>137672129Feel like that was a prepared response
>>137672129Based, now gimme nazi gold.
>>137672117>what do you discuss in /de//deutsch/ is cringe incarnate, I never post there and I find it offensive for you to imply that I would.
Ted obviously never lived in a city centre apartment. People look like ants from up here. All I can see are tall buildings and clouds and I love it
>>137672132oh you utter goose ever heard of PUBPOSTING
>>137672112Hitler actually said he wanted some orange juice, not gas the jews
2 world wars and 1 world cup
why is the afternoon sun more harsh than the morning sun
Wanna leave this country desudon't know where i'll live though. maybe Poland
>>137672160I used to live in a 10th floor for a half of year, but it wasn't centre, but barely Moscow.
Haven't seen the sun since September
>>137672193Please come to Germany and FUCK our women!
>>137672203Couldn't give a fuck mate
>>137672193just go to new zealand its britain without the crowds
>>137672185because the Earth is flat
got cum on my jeans
>>137672170yes ive heard of PAUBPAOSTENG it's in the same realm as drugmong posting just a bit more accepted socially
In desperate need of a braphog gf lads.
>>137672199Did you have a balcony?
>>137672241very telling and yank perspective on the matter
Your teeth now feel itchy
>>137672237>got cum on my jeansI am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Britain cries out for a Cheka.
>>137672226they barely have public transportone girl from my school moved and one which I knew by internet but it's so far away>>137672253yes, but they are not very big
wonder if anyones ever been tricked by 4chan into having a girl fart in their face
>>137672245Get out of this thread you cunt
>>137672270cleaned it up with some baby wipes, but might need to wash them as i've had a fair few wanks in them without washing them now and they must have absorbed some sweat
Germany is all round better than GB. I'd hang in /deutsch/ if I knew german ngl
>>137672280Read a greentext where a lad, to his regret, indeed was
>>137672302/deutsch/ is full of autists
>>137672302>I'd hang in /deutsch/I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy and I feel like I have to save you from yourself, little ausbro.
>>137672304mental the things people will do just because they think others are
fucked up my diet and had a pint of belgian chocolate haagen dasz today
>>137672276What is it that attracts you to brit? Are you just using us to learn English?
Unemployed? Yep, that's me
>>137672333gooses (geese) mate
>>137672302i did 2.3 years of german in high school and i only remember two words: sehr (very) and dick (thick)
going to bed
Sleeping pattern is fixed but I'm going to bed at 9:30pm now and waking up at 5:30am. Its actually quite comfy
>>137672334Eating only ice cream is a diet
The only two German words I know are scheisse and schmetterling
>>137672359ever considered getting a job lad?
>>137672371Sleep well, little burgerbro <3
My sweet little whorish Nora,I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>137672354not the only one reason) not even the mainthinking about masters in English, but also think about Political analystics or IT tried to become bachelor again (have completed degree) but realised masters is a better possible way
>>137672333Have you seen all the horror stories where people are like “you told me to sleep with a transsexual and it was actually awful”if you go here without any normal outside life I think it would fuck with you
>You now remember The Hoosiers and their smash hit 'Goodbye Mr A'
>>137672377Why is Perth so far away from the rest
>>137672421hitler did nothing wrong
>>137672423Feel bad for Joyce. What if your DMs with your gf were published for the whole world to see?
>>137672423One day I'll read Ulysses this year. It doesn't look all that difficult but Finnegan's Wake intimidates me quite a lot, I didn't have much of an issue with A Portrait or Dubliners.
>>137672446That's like saying why is belfast on a different island
>>137672446theres a couple of deserts in the middle there
>>137672370I was so bad in German at school so they let me don't visit this classesby an irony I pronounce /r/ like Germans, it's the native way for me
>>137672443I always heard it as "Goodbye mister Aids" haha
>>137672438You would do the masters at English university? Or do you mean that you would do the masters in Russia but undertaken in English? What is your degree in?
>>137672443All those shite indie bands from the early to mid 00s. All of them forgettable and bland in every way imaginable. The 00s were both a weird and grim time for British music
>>137672439or those people who used to follow random /b/ shit and blow up their microwave
Thoughts on this VERY German song (it's in English)?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0
Why is Belfast on a different island?
>>137672483i think i was good with pronunciations cause of following soccer but i couldn't remember anything else
>>137672501my degree isn't relevant to languages, it's a degree in practical, industrial economicsI used to learn French for a year but stopped and regret about itbut it was a circusin a uni hall:Me: - mate, you're going to French today?Mate: - yeah broAnd this guy always didn't
>>137672525Das hammer geil
>>137672514or mixing bleach and ammonia haha
>>137672501I don't know is it even possible to study masters in a British uni for a Russian. And it seems to be very expensive.
>>137672568That guy sounds like a lame arsehole
Look at me lads I'm an Australian! Crikey! Oi Reckon oi'll throw another shrimp on the barbie oi reckon! Oi reckon oi'll have me anotha beeya oi reckon! Oi cunt! The cunting thing is cunting cunted!
the ol wake up in the middle-of-the-road the night with anxiety gag. classic
>>137672560It isn't, it's London, Cardiff and Edinburgh that's on a different island.
>>137672620Actually a comfy guy, we all just had to be more seriousLater he lost a year of studies, but found a job being even at uni
>>137672648That was a ghost putting his cock down your throat
Mad how anti australian racism is actively encouraged by society while the moment some ngubu gets his neck kneed on the entire world blows up
whats one uesless thing you'd change about your genes if you couldi was always devastated as a kid with being slow
Feels like December's pay cheque was aeons ago
>>137672691I wish to be able to asexually reproduce
Getting shot in the head looks like it could have some benefits*dies*
can't drive well anymore because me stomach gets in the way of the steering wheel
>>137672743Move your chair back, fat cunt
any tips for learning to drive
>>137672673had a bad dream
>>137672779Just this tip *unzips cock*
me? got no hope, no prospects, no future. just relentless misery
>>137672743mental how you can get fat in a desert
>>137672779Don't be a fat cunt
>>137672616Yes it is. It’s seems to be the financial backbone of universities here, there are loads of international students. I’ve seen tons of Chinese people at my local university and it seems to be a nationwide trend.>>137672568Would be useful though, I know a lad that works at Gazprom and he is English. Globalisation means that every large corporation is diverse and multinational. It sounds like your degree is in SAP
>>137672779Not really, it's easy lad x
>>137672801just focus on one day at a time
Just a reminder that trans lives matter and to protect trans kids
>>137672801>no futureHow do you know it mate?
>>137672816what if you get easily overwhelmed
>>137672840I presume he was arrested and sent down for this disgusting hate crime
>>137672377He is a filthy GERMan wannabe. Daily reminder this will the nation of the world when we rise againhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZOOhzql7w
>>137672840Americans see absolutely nothing wrong with this
funny how deutsch somehow became dutch and referred to the wrong people
>>137672400Got a message about a job but it was pulled from under me
>>137672891Haha lub ya Hanz, I just hate Anglo-haters that live in Anglo countries
>>137672926>lub ya Hanz
why don't people have cool names anymore? back in the day every second lad was called william wilberforce or some such
>>137672906how is it inaccurate to call swamp germans germans
want a job but they don't give you one if you've never had one before
>>1376728141) I can study in MSU for 4k of Euro/year, would be hard but okBut 20k GBP is impossible to my family and me2) unfortunately no, it was a possible way, but I've choiced economics + light engeenering except economic + IT but thinking about masters in IT but don't want it to be connected with accounting
This could be my last post on 4chan
>>137672779a good start is to be over 18 when posting here
>>137672934My willy is called william wilberforce if that makes you feel better
>>137672945im almost 27
>>137672906Dutch means German, always has. A Nederlander is a Nederlander.
>>137672926mate, Australia is decent. But the UK gets absolutely shit on by Germany. Fact. Deluded if you think otherwiseYou're like those wog cunts 'ulleeeeeee, greece bro, fucken greece'. Why don't these cunts go back to Greece? Cause it's a shithole. So is the UK
>>137672934They want shitty Love Island tier names
had to learn to drive when I was 16 as a social condition of existence, there was tangible pressure to get my own whip so I could tool around with the boys
Thinking about how janman might turn up at any moment.
William Wilberforce freed all the slaves, but Abraham Lincoln took all the credit
>>137672867*as livesnow it's kosher
>>137672934one of my great-grandfathers was called Sydney Ambrose which i likeid call a kid ambrose if i could asexually reproduce
>>137672980Er no that line of logic doesn't apply hereBrits move from Britain to try and bring British civilisation to another part of the world.Everyone else moves from their home country to leech off anglo-saxon superiority.
>>137672934Everyone started naming there kids faggot names like Rylan, kaylan and Brax. Disgusting modernistic names
Was meant to snow but it didn't and its just really horrible and rainy sakes
>>137672934Resist the urge to drive headlong into oncoming traffic and you will be fine.
>>137672941Wow that’s a great fee. Minimum for a degree here is 18k for a full course at the open university. Outside of the open university the minimum I’ve seen is 27k not accounting for accommodation.I would love to study in Moscow but unfortunately I don’t speak Russian and only have vocational qualifications.
>>137673037Do people still do?
>>137673012doxxed like you wouldn't believe
How no spatial awareness me. Don't want people to get hurt because of my inability to notice pedestrian and crazy taxi drivers
>>137673050haha same here
>>137673071After work I like to relax by watching russian car accident compilations on liveleak
had one ancestor named De La Warr which looks cool until you find out its just Delaware
>>137673037I'll give you this: Britain is better than Pakistan. Fair enough that you do get immigrants
Is Fleetwood Mac a British or American band.Discuss.
After work I like to relax by playing a few rounds of Work Simulator 2.0.
>>137673027This could be a warning poster for rape
>>137673115The Bee Gees is a much more interesting debate
>>137673115British. Just as the Jimi Hendrix experience was a british band.
All the porn is still up in the previous thread. Go and grab some porn pics before janny decides to delete them
>>137673081Everyone has a dash cam here. Makes you life much more easier if you damage your car
The latest download? Monty Don's Japanese Gardens
>>137673071>How no spatial awareness meHello woman
>>137672980Then get the fuck out of British territory you fuckin filthy nigger, go get your mouth pissed in by Mohammed in DEUTSCHLAND!!!Also>ulleeeeeee, greece bro, fucken greeceUm....? Leb's say ulee. Greeks don't say that shit and you're a brain-dead moron if you think otherwise
>>137673146Explain Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Fuckingham then. No one knows the Brits in the band.
any peoplewatchers in? love to grab a bench in a crowded area and just look at the specimens going about their day
>>137673185Based and redcoatpilled
>>137673199I'd suck her pussy through an electric fence from a yard away
>>137673200don't see how this is any different to voyeurism
>>137673165I am not that bad. The problems start when objects start to move. Have the same problem in fps games. My mother is even worse but she drives. Don't want to experience the same amount of stress
>>137673199Sex sex sex
Right, I'm off for a wank. TTYL.
>>13767306118k is a full course? I thought it's in year6k is still expensive but not so much
>>137673188Why did you ask if you already know? Fuck off
>>137673199breeding pig #184783467
>>137673230> the problem is when things start to moveYes, quite the concern when you’re in a vehicle
>>137673226No sexual element.
costs $345 for 5 1 hour driving lessons
>>137673008there are rules in place to prevent a single person from making any decisionmight be shit for getting things done, but it helps prevent totalitarianismswings and roundabouts
gay or based?
How do I be more photogenic when someone is taking a picture of me?
@137673185FOLC. Simple as.
start thinking about death and get a panic attack haha
>>137673279Gay and based
>>137673266prove there's a sexual element in watching women undressing
>>137673199non male i guess
>>137673309Well it's why I enjoy it anyway
>>137673235Yes but that is with the open university, an online degree opposed to a classroom degree. Course fees for classroom learning starts at 9k a year GBP
Just saw one of my favorite stock photo models (the cute redhead) used in an online news article. Many wanks have been had to her.
Personally? Have to be awake for roughly 32 hours before the shadow people appear in the corners of my vision. Depends on the person though.
gf almost walked in on me looking at a girl wank off a horse quickly turned off the screen and she said “wtf” and I told her it was her valentines gift
>>137673223We'll always belong to you guvna, no matter what these other leeches say
>>137673359why didn't you just close the tab
>>137673381had 10 tags open like all true coomers. some sucking the horse, some blowing, some dog sex etc
>>137673404is it legal to look at that stuff in yankland?
>>137673381>replying to yanks
>>137673287don't try to smile big just try to replicate a gentle laugh
>>137673372just open your ass up like that for dad
>>137673404Grim. Sort yourself you lost soul.
>>137673416yeah and it’s legal to actually fuck animals in a few states. but reckon the gf would be mildly perturbed
my ex told me she could cum without touching herself looking at dog on girl porn. should report her to the GCSB
unitoil and toiltoil pushing me to madness
>>137673433I'd love to get my hole demolished by the BRITBVLL
Morrissey based or gay?
>>137673359Why were you looking at a girl jack off a horse?
>>137673404Can't imagine being so deranged
>>137673446PLEASE have sex. Like, go have sex with a women a choose not to post here for one day. Please. I beg you. Just have sex
>>137673478every day is like sundaaaayyyyy
>>137673483because horses have nice big cocks and cute girls look hot with their lips around them? quite obvious isn’t it
>>137673492last woman I had sex with was a zoophile though
>he doesn't pour molten cheese on his pie
>>137673525The absolute state of americans
>>137673492Have you ever smelled a woman's sin hole? Shit is rank. I'm never going near one of those crusty things again
greatest regret in life? missing out on the age of sail
I honestly don't see much of a difference between BBC porn and porn of women fucking horses. At least the latter are honest about wanting to see women be degraded by animals.
what is it with white women and dogs though for real
I like U2
Are all Americans as bad as the ones that post (univited) here or do we just get the worst ones somehow.
>>137673562All the shanties I could've sung. All the cute native girls I could've wooed. All the scurvy I could've had.
>>137673606/cum/ is way worse, the best American posters are all ITT
Would you fuck a woman covered in teeth?What if she was French?
>>137673463uni isn't back lol
>>137673644can't fool me mate i'm /brit/ savvy
>>137673562get a job on a yacht for a year, when you get back to oz go bleach some abosclose enough
That's it going to get the Big King extra large later today for lunch
>>137673623>cute native girlsThere's something incredibly arousing about going to another country and fucking their womenNot marrying them or anything but just fucking them. Maybe the colonial instincts are within me
>>137673562>>137673623Leave her Johnny leave her. Oh leave her Johnny, leave her. For the voyage is long, and the winds don't blow, and it's time for us to leave her
>>137673691think conquering another tribe and impregnating their women is a fairly standard thing in men m8
>>137673711I don't want to have kids with foreigners I just want to bleach them for a laugh
>>137673685for me it's the steakhouse angus
>>137673758Does it matter if you leave after? Not like you have to raise them
it's a poonix system
>>137673761Shit now I'm not sure whether to get a Steakhouse Angus or Crispy Chicken...This is going to be difficult decision
>eat meat Ishygddt
>>137673776Not very polite is it
>>137673806eat the fucking bugs
>>137673691Indeed. I want native land and I want native women. >>137673696I hate to sail on this rotten tub. Leave her, Johnny, leave her. No grog allowed and rotten grub. And it's time for us to leave her. I miss singing this song on roadtrips with my bud.
I love my Anglosphere brothers
>>137673779It would be a good bit for a comedy sketch. A few people trying to survive and find an old unused pc connected to some line. They boot it and it some riced arch linux with a window manager and all that
>>137673839Even the amerimutts who like to get cucked by dogs?
>>137673883Lets be honest I doubt he has much Anglo blood in him to begin with
diego hits the clubs with Chuck Norris every friday night
Honestly reckon the British Empire will only receive an objective valuation hundreds or even thousands of years in the future. All academic discussion on the subject is done through the lens of postcolonial studies and cultural marxism at the moment, and only time will let the real experts have a go at it. Nobody gives a shit about the war crimes of the Roman Empire, instead its seen as an essential building block of modern human civilisation.
Morning lids, just got up. Looks pretty grim outside, very cold and wet. Good thing I plan on staying inside and womfy today.
Covid-19 wears a mask to avoid getting Chuck Norris
>>137674035Don't think people will think that much about it seeing as it only lasted like 150 years
anyone want owt from the fridge
>>137674044fuck off nonce
had it up to here with rorke's chicanery
>>137674132That just makes it more impressive that the biggest empire in human history rose and fell within such a historically short amount of time imo
>>137674035It's because loads of ethnic groups still exist from it. Meanwhile for romans the only ones still alive are welsh, scots, irish, basque arabs and berbers who suffered little under it and the romans dont exist now.
>>137674134What's in the red bottle on the bottom shelf
>>137674132Yeah. The only influenced places is Australia and canada and in 70 years the influence will be gone.
inb4 "HE'S HERE" posts
>>137673551Yes. Licked it too. It was clean. Don't be with rancid whores
*grabs u pusse*
janny doesn't like bums
>>137674221He does it 4 3
Based janitor removing earlies
>>137674368that wasn't the entire problem
>>137674355For three what? Three dollars an hour? That's not high pay at all
genuinely wish I were unemployed but I'm too cowardly to resign
don't know if my dad stole some of my beer or if I really drank 11 of them the other night
>>137674362Like how they accept their fate almost instantly
might not poo though
>>137674044What did you say to the girl
>>137674453A lesson for us all
remember when new threads would be posted around the 330 mark and not before out of courtesy
>>137674362That's a fantastic idea for a trap. I wonder whether a giant one could be made for pigs
>>137674537moral decay is what it is
Black people cool check: still not cool
>>137674504now this is something I can get behind!!posted from my iphone
>>137674537that was only because janny on the spot would delete them
>>137674537and they were made by brits and aussies and actually had a funny edition
>>137674542need to think biggermake one big enough to capture womenhandle on top so a helicopter can scoop it up and drop them straight into prison
>>137674542Have seen big pig traps with a big cage that drops down its amazing to look at, don't have it saved though
>>137674537remember when we wouldn't use jf threads
>>137674595We can use cheap jewelry as a bait
>>137674542not convinced there's much call for trapping pigs desu lad