Japanese Culture Edition
mental how trump is going to be in prison for the rest of his life lmao
its too late for a new thread. go to bed
have decided to wait until tomorrow to wank
>>137664723l am gay
got an ingrown hair on my penis sub edition
glad we started a new just as that lad posted a study about how you'll always be a fucking loser virgin if you weren't a chad in school
toothpaste is now on my cockshall be waiting 30minutes as per this doctors suggestion saying itll be fine as long as its not a habit
DADDYDADDY WASN'T THEREDADDYDADDY WASN'T THERETO CHANGE MY UNDERWEARTO TAKE ME TO THE FAIR
dad never hit me (except maybe a handful of times) but mum did
these guys are from my cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p49qhscXgAs
>Yaya Toure Goal vs Sunderland Capital One Cup Final 2014 Martin Tyler Commentary
There are more American troops in Washington than Iraq and Afghanistan combined. What an absolutely meaningless vapid fact, fuck off
anyone else have fucking chill dad my dad had bad alcohol issues so he never paid me much attention because he was always either working or drunk and passed out but he was always nice to me and provided for me and now he's old i love him. leaving childcare to women but providing for them so their mum can stay home is pure chad
>>137664790cant recommend 30 minutes on the nob. works fine on the face but dick skin's different mate.
>>137664852unplayable on his day that boy
i served in afghanistan and the shit i saw
metal how my Android charging says chagrin instead of charging
>>137664841Pretty good and raw ngl
never sucked off my dad except for that one time
>>137664763Based, I'm waiting for Friday night
>>137664766just pop it
>>137664893ill do 10and another 20 tomorrow if it doesnt worki havent cum for 5 days already i wanted to fill this slag up cause im going bareback i havent had sex in years AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137664790crush up some aspirin and make into a paste with some water
V2 explodes and he buys a suitcase, today Brits are petrified of a little flu.
>>137664905>>137664904>>137664813Just want to let you Ameribros know in your darkest hour all of us here at /brit/ are praying for a safe resolution to the political violence currently present in the United States x
>>137664893>>137664790>>137664790what are y'all trying to accomplish here
>>137664720definitely not a correlation and causation thing
I served in the Irish junior water polo club and the shit I saw
>>137664938cheers mate. love brits me.
>>137664937V2s arent contagious mate
dad hit me with a tombstone piledriver
It's fucking over, lads. We're all done for. This is the end of it.
watching are jay and his missus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xipoPxOpgo
who was really responsible for the lockerbie bombings?
>>137664996Good riddance, it’s about time this charade ended
>>137664984theres no way hes gonna kick out of that
>>137664996thank fuck for that. getting bit bored of living
It's almost like the vaccine isn't necessary, woah
>>137664973pffft..she will be busy slobbing and polishing it to notice it
>>137664942my dad was an alcoholic but ran a successful business and i grew up in a big house and went to a posh school because he paid for it all. my mum never worked because she didn't have to. my dad used to take me swimming and stuff but you could tell he'd rather leave the kids to his wife. that's peak chad imo
>>137664996was just on my way out anyway
always overthink things when i get stoned
igirisu onichan >_<//0
>>137665027oh youre that twat he never stops harping on about his drunk dad
Do you love Japan?
>>137665051isnt an oni a demon
>>137665051>>137665068actually golfboll is delicious ^^
>>137665052based and keyed
need to get me some pastel de nata
>>137665068do they have golf balls in japan?
>>137665068Yea, I'm thinking of nipping off to Japan at some point in the future for a holiday again
>>137665049mate i used to smoke weed every single day when i was a teenager these days i'm in my late 20s and don't do it much and almost have a fucking panic attack if i smoke too much weed
for me? undertaker vs shawn michaels at wrestlemania
>isnt an oni a demon
reckon the holocaust was justified because of that jew fucker freud and his subversion of the aryan race
alright off to beddybyes lads x
>>137665126the rock vs stone cold steve austin at whenever they fought
>>137664938a tad bit dramatic since it hardly affects normal civilians la
>>137665131reckon ya gay
>>137665135night night la
>>137665019you realise the vaccine gives you a small dose of the virus that you then proceed to beat and gain immunity?
>>137665124kek that's literally me
>>137665145wrestlemania 19 i think that was good wrestlemania that 2bh
fruit & oat > chocolate chip
>>1376651453 times at wrestlemanias
>>137665126OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?YO' ASS BETTER CAAAALL SOMEBODEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
Me? I'm just vibing with my mates on /brit/
>>137665124same mate. loved weed so much. now can only smoke when im a bit drunkthink we grew up
>>137665184the thinking mans opinion
>>137665155fuck up you semite cunt your trickery cant have no effect on my aryan mind
the rock vs triple h backlash 2000 for me
>>137665192loved road dogg
Reckon you pot smokers should switch to using acid, it’s much better
>>137665148right wing RETARDS are literally attempting to overthrow American Democracy and establish a dictatorship
>>137665167Most of the country have already had it. Let's stop lying to ourselves
Freuds legacy modus operandi was promoting degenerate Greek myths. So, based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRolPgp9JYBased or cringe?
>>137664723I was laughing at this until I noticed the blood
kurt angle is the GOAT
Fucked off the diet and had 2 (TWO) dark chocolate Kinder Buenos, a bowl of peanuts and two cans of full sugar coke while I was watching Friends with the Mrs
>>137665238Remember last time i took acid it was just pure pleasure for about 6 hours straight just rubbing my face into my pillows because it seemed so soft, tried to wank but nearly passed out from pleasure
>>137665167not all vaccines are like that
okay washed the toothpaste off my cockapparently it'll dry the spot out and make it go away quickeri have exactly 2 days 2 hours and 26 minutes until im meant to be meeting them
ever since i moved in with the gf we eat every meal together but she eats the exact same amount as me and has gained weight.how do i tell her to eat less than me?
>>137665227triple H was so underrated, I think because his gimmick wasn't as strong as the others
no matter what time I enter this thread the spanish tranny fucker is here
threadly reminder that if you sleep with an itchy arse, you shall wake up with smelly fingersx
Literally repairing a cock like it's a ps2 disc
They call it AACCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAACCCIIIIIIIIIIIEEED
>>137665302"eat less than me"
>>137665277Bit based that innit?
>>137665301how big is the spot? could just pop it
>>137665288It’s such a fantastic drug. Truly blows everything else out of the water.
>>137665288i always find acid exhausting
>>137665315What even was his gimmick? He just acted like a dickhead all the time.
>>137665355its not a whitehead or anything its basically just a red lump under a hair follicle with no hair in it
>>137665302How about you don't chud
>>137665320Going to bed soon lad don't worry x
>>137665391if it's an ingrown hair you should be able to squeeze it and make hair come out
>>137665302You say to her 'Woman, unfortunately I bring you bad news. It seems you have begun to gain more weight than you're losing and my attraction to you can ill afford this. Amend your ways at once'
i could be breaking into anyone of your homes as we speak. gaining access to your bedrooms
>>137665355popping spots give you PIE
>>137665391stab with needle
>>137665382yeah basically that, aggressive grunge dude
Where does one find Acid for purchase?
>>137665427i'd hear the door
>>137664747Nah. The lefties have spent the entirety of the past 4 years making every wild accusation they could possibly come up with due to massive amounts of butthurt. All they've really managed to accomplish is putting a rerun geriatric that even they didn't really want back into the white house and create such a wild opposition that they had to watch it kick the door in on the capital building before Biden could even get into office. Trump will be fine.
>>137665302why dont you reduce your portion size. eat more when your not around her to make up for it.
>>137665446Darknet for me but I imagine street dealers would have it in England
>>137665420dont think it is, but it might be>>137665437i absolutely shall not
>>137665436savoury or sweet?
>>137665446at the acid store
>>137665446ask your weedman if he does or knows anyone good chance he does, if you dont have a weedman make friends with some black people or literally just ask outside a pub in bristol or some similar stoner degenerate city
A PARK IN BOTSWANA!
>>137665452Who said anything about coming in through the door?
>>137665488I don't like this
>>137665478Post-inflammatory erythema (PIE) is the residual red, pink, or purple spots left behind by acne spots, they can last for months and be just as noticeable as the acne itself
Remember when I was most depressed and knee deep in benzos I used to be obsessed with Memphis rap. Reckon there’s something about it that just radiates negative vibrations. https://youtu.be/mE6ulUvpH2I
now l sleep xx
>>137665315underrated by whom exactly
>>137665446only ever buy acid or any psychedelics or even pills from people you know and trust
>breaking inimagine not living in a part of the country where you can leave your doors unlocked lmeow
>>137665391had that a dozen times when i was a teenager. it's not a hair follicle. if it pops, you'll get puss from it, but it's this thick solid white puss and a fair bit of blood. better off letting the toothpaste work.
SOMEONES KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
For me it's macho Man randy savagehttps://youtu.be/rnBUbRowRgM
skin of the spot does seem noticeably drier since i washed the toothpaste off, like wrinkly and pruned from being in the swimming pool too longpromising stuff
>>137665515so your saying i just popped this pimple and im not even getting any pie
So is Trump actually getting impeached? Did he even get impeached the first time? Why are people saying he's been impeached twice?
>>137665571hes actually going to prison now, possibly the death penalty for treason
if brit fixes my cock and gets me sex this weekend im going to be very surprised that this place actually helped someone achieve even a moments normalcy
Going to miss shoving a knob of coin down me gib, meMunching on some 'Cheer' just doesn't have the same feeling
>>137665539Erlich Meyer tests cost next to nothing. Darknet does the job, just test it. Don’t wanna get some nasty nBome.
>>137665560They've devalued the word racist so much that I assume the thing they blocked was something I agree with even though I'm not racist.
>>137665571impeached doesn't mean removed
>>137665521kids at school
>>137665599i assume you mena coon you retard
>>137665560>a catvery chungus 100 wholesome
>>137665571Impeachment is different from being removed from office. Impeachment just means they have enough votes to bring charges against you and have a hearing.
would just like to take a moment to say THANK YOU COCKS
>>137665602nbomes are fun though
not racist but
>>137665571impeach means he will go on trialit doesn't mean he's actually guilty of what they've impeached him for it's like being summoned to court
>>137665571its just a very elaborate episode of the apprentice where trump is himself fired
>>137665277Based. Still love hardstyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9FTgVluKuw&ab_channel=Kadzjust had a watchsomething about how early 2010s it was made me laugh, maybe its the dubstep and chinos
>>137665648take your meds rorke its over for the orange terror
>>137665621he was a heel for most of his run tbf, they weren't meant to rate him
Me arse is red raw from her spanking it. Fair kinky desu.
>>137665641turned my m8 into an actual schizo back in the day theyre completely fucked
>>137665678coon cheese you dipshit
>>137665689Have seen a guy freak out on them and have to be taken to the hospital. Never had a bad experience myself though
>>137665571There's two parts to the process.First part is impeachment. Requires a 51% majority in the lower house to pass.Simply means the president is recognised as being naughty and puts some minor limits on his power.Second part is the criminal case. Requires a 2/3rds majority in the senate to pass. Would result in the president going to prison if it passes.He was impeached today, for the second time during his presidency.After his first impeachment, he was cleared of criminal wrongdoing because there wasn't a 2/3rds majority against the president.The criminal case for the second impeachment is yet to be brought to the senate for vote.
>>137665689Tell us about him
>>137665735he turned into a schizo
Trump 2-0 Lefty Nobheads
why impeach a man whos leaving the office in 6 daysthis is what annoys me about politics, dumb cunts chasing headlines wasting taxpayers time and moeny that could be spent doing actual important things
>>137665677haha yeah*walks off and chokeslams someone else*
>>137665742What changed about his behaviour
>>137665759There is one single reasonIt bans him from politics for LIFE and stains his entire family name as to be also banned
im so bored lids
>>137665759Because they don't want him standing in 4 years timeBecause they want him accountable for his actionsBecause the US' international reputation is at stake
>>137665672Didn't think it was funny until you brought it up and it made me laugh. Hands down one of the best dancers out there though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZfR7qc0WVsThe guy in my link isn't the "best" I've seen, but he's hands down the "smoothest" dancer I've ever seen in my entire, if you know what I mean. Check it out, I think you'll like it. Skip the intro, it's too long.
>>137665759it would stop him running in 2024
For me it was watching Umaga stick his thumb in John Cenas eye at WWE Dublin 2007
Capitol Hill raiders v BLM/AntifaWho wins?
>>137665790>>137665795>>137665805oh fair enough, though its not like people rerun nowadays anyway
>>137665832trump could run independent and desatroy the republican party, which neither side wants because the two party system is too beneficial
>>137665759Because it blocks him from being able to be a politician or stand for presidency ever again
>>137665778docs tell him not to talk about it to people who arent medical professionals for some reason but from what i gather completely deranged psychosis, delusions, visual and auditory hallucinations in acute episodes and then just mild voices and shit when hes medicated. hes clued in about biomed and drug related shit and puts it down to the nbomes
reckon solidus snake should run for president
What's the last book you read boys
Trump literally did nothing wrong
>>137665812for me it was the RDS event in 05 with steve austin reffing the main event
If they try to put trump in jail America would war
Don't understand why people get tattoos and piercings
>>137665812i went to a show in 07 too main event was hhh vs umaga if i remember correctly was so cool also saw jeff hardy who was my favouriteumaga was pretty underrated looking back on him did the sort of unhinged monster gimmick really well
>>137665875W-Whuh? What's so howling?
>>137665870Alri Zhang. Corr, bet you'd love that wouldn't you
Remember when Amer was caught on TV camera watching the wrestling
>>137665862Fuck that’s not good. Being schizo must be torturous.
>>137665770*lights go out**they come back on and I'm standing in front of you again*
eating toast... at 2:54am! yeahhh
>>137665921OOOOOOHHHHH WHATS THIS!?!?! ANON IS ON HIS FEET AGAIN AND HES GOT A CHAI- OHHHHH GOD NOOOOO!!! HE JUST TOOK HIM OUT!!
>>137665920yeah fucked his life up a good bit tbqh. i used to take it with him and i didnt exactly turn out normal either, reckon its possibly a good prescription to just steer clear of nbomes
>>137665903It's a phase
>>137665919someone must have the webm
>>137665958lmaoooooooo how will they ever recover?
>>137665988And what is wrong with you might I ask?
>>137665989A phase passes but tattoos are permanent
>>137665958what happens in idaho
>>137665991could not pay me to live in china
If you were to get a tattoo, what would you get?
>Watch "Fighting With My Family">Finish it and read the wikipedia page>Find out that Paige had some sort of sextape scandal>Jack off to it and get turned on even more because I feel like I sort of know her now that I saw her movie
>>137666037Some white nationalist insignia
>>137665958Oh yeah, how many world cups does Idaho have?
>>137665991very schlinders list this, with the girl in the bright clothing contrasted with the colourless scenery and also the horrific thing that follows it
yanks never make a single good post here
dunno about you lot but i instantly rule out reading a post if it has a US flag
>>137665958god this is so hot
>>137666037"Property of the United States of America" branded on my foot, the same way that they do to US Cattle
What do you make of some tacit WhiteNat tattoo like a black sun or a rune?
>>137666037'dear coroner; if you're reading this its already too late, but you can save others. They're planning an attack on the Tower Bridge, stop them before its too late'but that would be a laugh
>>137666037skeleton holding an hourglasssimilar to the pirate flags of bartholomew robertsalso the jack of spades card
we're here: >>137666121
Under the chemtrailsOver the country club
>>137666164loved that song desubased lana
SHE'S IN TO SUPERSTITIONBLACK CATS AND VOODOO DOLLS
Hey hey ho ho, Donald trump has got to go
gfberg wants to rearrange the furniture again ffs
How does Boris compare to Trump?
>>137666037Pirate flag, anarchy symbol, hello kitty, smiley face, something in elvish
ladies and gentlemen......................... this is mambo no. 5 :))))))))))))
interpol went to shit after antics
I’d like to invest in crypto right now but it feels like a ponzi on its last legs. This explosion in the value of BTC just reeks of artificial BUBBLE that’s about to pop. So many useless shitcoins with NO usecase worth so much money. None of it makes any sense but any time I look it just continues to grow, so you think profit is guaranteed but in the back of my mind I think ponzi because that’s blatantly what it is.
well lad could you?
Just discovered slowdive a few days ago and I'm in love
>>137666220the fact this camera shot was used just convinces me we live in a simulation
>>137666253would make a right mess, it's already leaking onto the bedsheets for fuck's sake. just let me eat the donut and eat her ass after
>>137666220vile, disgusting little specimenalmost threw up seeing that horrid little worm in the crowdwouldnt be surprised if he tried to grope the girl next to him, perverted little freak
>>137666248it is a ponzi but fuck it - have an exit strategyonly invest in major coins I reckon, way too many shitcoins and trying to find that 50x is just random luck
>>137666281serious low test post
>>137666220saved.at first it was a laugh but when the BBC video cropped up I truly lost my shit
He that troubles his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.
>>137666323hahaha i know this guy
>>137666314why would you want to get sticky stuff all over her ass? then when you fuck her after you'll get sticky stuff all over your thighs. disgusting
okay have postponed my sex until next weekendtheyre happier actually cause its australia day apparently, had forgotten cause the holiday is actually on a tuesdaystill hope this toothpaste works
>>137666220for me, its monis mates head flicking to the sidealmost to say 'i've been caught'
Removed or not, Trumpism is here to stay
>>137666339if this is putting you off you're low testa real man would just rail her
>>137666323I would fuck willow
How much brainwashing goes on in schools these day?
>>137666302RSR looks promising. I’m tempted to go all in on it because it’s still early and only 3c a token before main net is even launched, it looks very promising and a Coinbase listing is on the cards. Imo BTC and ETH is far too saturated right now, I don’t see them sustaining this current pump but we’ll just have to see. If it levels off in a months time I’ll look into them, in the meantime I anticipate a crash.
>>1376661642/10tons of better songs in 50s~60s
>>137666220looks like diane abbot>>137666322seriously how many times has this vile cunt been on tv?
>>137666220>>137666322How is there so much footage of Moni?
>>137666360Sugar and sex are not meant to mix
>tons of better songs in 50s~60s
>>137666372None *Is brainwashed*
Did Trump kill right-wing politics?
with every day that passes I am further convinced that /brit/ is just me posting with a load of bots
going to end up in hospital i reckonpancreatitis is fucking me up again
>Sugar and sex are not meant to mix
>>137666431mad that alri aha x
>>137666406Tastes like strawberries...In the summer evenings,And it sounds just like a song
used to have a massive crush on gwenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFUshame woman age so badly except my mam
change it and say.... till i COME till i COME doo dooo dooo doo doo doo doo doooeedoo
>>137666401there is one other wrestling one as well
giving my brain a wash
what’s the point of a prozzie if you have to wear a condom
>>137666037A deliberately blurry and faded Tweety Bird.
>>137666473samewanted to be her so bad
>>137666476Absolute choonage. Reminds me of playing FA premier League stars
LMAO! Google doesn't lie!