itd be so based to finger a japanese lady and then smell your hand after
>>137664124What's so noisy?
absolute shit thread
brainrot, i lost magicka
>>137664199i've never been into stepmom fetishism
making my UI in wow more efficient.
>>137664286u playing retail or classic?
Update: still no gf
>>137664366awww poor lil pupper
do you feel in charge?
>>137664231boo hoo, shit for brains
>>137664366The vet said my dog has to lose like 1/4 of her body weight.
>>137664465FAT CUNT HAS A FAT CUNT DOG OF FUCKING COURSE*smashes ur head in*
>>137664442This is because kids born in the winter have extra time to grow before being put into their school system, giving them an advantage in sports. This is actually a pronounced effect in sports, with more than 50% of hockey players being born in just a 3 month span or so.
>>137664487Not my fault my parents give her too many table scraps
>>137664523what about dum kids who were held back a year?
I've tried nothing everything works
>>137664567Retard strength is some real shit
Americans be likeIt's low in fat so it's healthy :)
>>137664605well just gives them a whole nother year to be stronger for sports
Bros I think I've done it now.I'm at my parents house for the week while my heating get repaired. Anywho>get hungry>see my little sister in the kitchen>"Whatcha makin'?" :D>" Grapes for mom" she said>"ohhh get me some too!">"okay"And here's where I royalty fuck up>"I wish we had some fruit cups or something.">"We got grapes, strawberries, and crushed pinapples" she said>"Gimme the pineapples :DDDDDD" (said my retarded ass, not knowing of what's to come)>She opens a can of pinapples>"How much do you want?">"Yes.">"the juice too?">"yeah">she then puts it all in a bowl and hands it to me "it looks like baby food, but here">"Thank you :DD">10 MINUTES LATER (in a heavy French accent)>Me: UUGGGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AM I EATING AGGHHHHHHI regret it. Not only did this look like baby food, it smelled and tasted like it too. Me and my internals are on life support. Someone help me AHHHHHope you enjoyed my evening shitposting about my 1IQ adventures.
>>137664442>tfw born in april>moms name is april as well
got a new web browser
>>137664595I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOUNOTICED ME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUWONDERING WHAT THE FUCK I DO
>>137664465Just stop feeding her.
>>137664682You've been jebaited
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a taser pressing down on a human ballsack – forever
>>137664595the only death grips song i enjoy
We need to repurpose FEMA camps for magatards
>>137664212>that tube in his mouthLmao
wish i could pull a shinji right about now
>>137664695She's on a doggy weight loss plan now
>>137664749I ate a makeshift fruit cup in a bowl and now I feel like shit.
>>137664595U U U U
>>137664811was the pineapple old or something? i eat canned fruit without dying regularly
I'm juggling 2 girlfriends and valentine's day is coming up and they'll obviously both want to meet on the same day. Wtf do I do?
>>137664854>Wtf do I do?both
>>137664786wait till 2024, it will be the year of evangelion
>>137664854what game are you playing? i'd recommend creating a backup save so you can meet them both
>>137664854This man never heard of a threesome before
>>137664668>>10 MINUTES LATER (in a heavy French accent)
>>137664798If you're confused, see>>137664811And don't end up like me>>137664846Nope, the can was fairly new. Don't know what happened but yeah. Shan't be eating canned fruit again.
>>1376641242D is amazing but have you tried 3D?
>interviewer asks to reschedule because she’s out sick>can’t do anyone the the times she provided>ask if we can reschedule for next week>no response after two dayshmmm
>>137664854just like my japanese animes lole
>>137664854Oh no no no John TakiyamaYour best bet is to invite them to your room and have some rounds
>they deleted the cat thread
>>137664931>>10 who are you quoting
>>137664952i like both
>>137664931What is that picture? >>137664952White stocking are the best
>>137664896That would great, except that one girl is really conservative when it comes to sex and only wants to do it after marriage. So she'd probably kill me if I'd bring it up.She did give me a handjob a few times though but that's the furthest she'll go
just sucked a ***** then **** all over my **** when the ***** in the cup then i ***** ***** **** it was grotesque but arousing then ***** all in **** **** ********* with the ***** and my dom said NOT ALL OF THE **** ******
>>137665066Thank you for your service Pvt enrique gonzalez
>>137665042this is a good post
I've given it thought, and I decided I'm going to get a lever action and a revolver. I will go cowboy mode.
sad times bros, i may stop using 4chan after 7 years here, almost 8 now. i dont like it, not being able to post gringas or anything. feels sad man.
chingas las gringas
>>137665066>except that one girl is really conservative when it comes to sex and only wants to do it after marriageFuck her into submission.
>>137665123me on the bottom right.SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS SEXO CON GUERAS
>>137665117you can still post links to images, right?
my nails got long again. i haven't been biting them since im not in school
>>137665166Based n checked
>>137665117>>137665191also, here's a complimentary gringa
>>137665117you're going to have to post links to your girls
why is urbandictionary's word of the day thing gay ass bougie libtard white lady shit 100% of the time now smdh
i'm a recovering coomer
I tried to make small talk with my crush and after a couple exchanges, she got up and said she had to go set something up. It’s over bros
>>137665276yep theyve taken over the internetit is no longer for funny outcast nerds who just want to see cool shit, its now a cringe normie safe space
>>137665191>>137665275It's not the same. bro.:(i may as well just stop using 4chan altogether. i was being more active recently cause gringos may just hakai 4chan entirely with the recent bans on apps and all that but you know.probably better to say goodbye to 4chin from/gif/ > /lgbt/>/fit/>/lit/>/pol/>/int/its all ogre for my gringa posting.>>137665242>not blonde
does anyone actually like ben shapiro?
>>137664839granny shifting not double clutching
>>137664952I want those feet on my face
has anyone used nord vpn to evade 4chin range ban?does it work? i just keep reading it doesnt. lul.
>>137665372me. he triggers socialists and alt right loons.
>>137665276>be this nigga>"smdh">types like a "libtard">wonders why everything is "libtard shit"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>137665401most major vpn's require you to own a pass, but it's worth. I use HMA to false flag, they have almost every country. even the obscure ones like norfolk island, the dprk and the vatican.
>>137665403are you an old money wasp or jew? because you are brain dead if you arent.
>>137665308been there broitll be ok
>>137665372he spoke at my uni so i guess
>>137665434iugh i dont want to be a p*ss user
>>137665442wasp. i'm a son of a landlord and I larp as a prince.
>>137665308m-maybe shes getting a dildo that she can stick in her pussy while she talks to you because the thought of you inside her turns her on that much
hydrogen peroxide, lime, and ice
>>137665308its not over until you are blocked
>>137665332you will be missed, but perhaps you could use the opportunity to pursue your dream of acquiring a gringa gfhere's another complimentary gringa. idk if this is to your liking, though, i don't have too much 3d stuff saved. godspeed, MY BROTHER
>>137665553>off by 2also, do you know a vpn that can help my bypass this shit without a pass?i'd hate being a p*ss usereven if i were to get a gringa gf, i need to tell my niggas in /cum/ about it
>>137665484i have three passes because you have to wait 30 minutes before logging in on a new ip. you don't have any spare btc lying around? that's the only way you can pay
>>137665426>>types like a "libtard"???
>>137665532thats the spirit
>>137665532t. indian (of the red dot variety)
>>137665609maybe smdh is AAVE
>>137665506wat kind of cocktail is this
>>137665590wait are you kidding me? only bitcoin? retarded im used to pay in corn
>>137665699J*nnies don't like fun
>>137665667the draingang special
>>137665667lube for your moms open gash
On break thinking bout titties
>ywn have ludes
i want to suck on japanese women's big breasts tb h
what do you think about before you drift off to sleep?
I am the only white person at work
>>137665789crusader kings 2, lately
>>137665763he's killin the 2008 texan drug dealer aesthetic
>>137665769it's sad innit
>>137665789The thought of never waking up the next morning.
>>137665789suffering in america
>>137665577idk any free vpns off the top of my head that work for me anymore, so in my dumb fuck opinion, you should probably find some kind of paid service that provides free trials/good refund policies, and then experiment until you find one to your liking. i think stuff like nordvpn and surfshark are good for this, but im not too sure since i haven't tinkered with vpns in years.
>>137665789Took a nap earlier and thought of pickles dipped in kool-aid
>>137665886i just want to post gringas :(
>>137665912What kind of pickles
im gonna try tomorrow kek.
I SUFFER IN AMERICA
I'm hearing reports that Baked Alaska is dead.
Imagine if we didn't make a new general until the thread reached 310 and we didn't have three /cum/s on the catalog.
>>137665928The green ones? Sliced long ways?
>>137665966would be nice
>>137665966Keep up the pace gramps
hit the ditch with the toil truck cause i fell asleep at the wheel brieflyluckily a passerby went and got his bobcat and pulled me out so toilberg is none the wiser (unless they notice i ripped the bottom dustcover thing off, plastic pos)
>>137665965Shame, now he can't go to jail for anything
>>137665965he found CP on pelosi's computer. that's why he was one of the only people that wasn't arrested. i head through the grapevine that china has given him asylum.
>>137665974>>137666007literally built to shit on mexican men.
gonna take a big! bong rip, if evens will take 2
>>137666064Me posting on /cum/
>>137666032>>137666064>>137666097built for BBCBunch ofBrownCongregants(To worship those gringa asses)>>137666090are u a qt gringa?
you guys are pathetic
>>137666079A friend of his posted a tribute video and said "this isn't a joke"Now, I know that might sound like it is still a joke, but they really wouldn't say that if it wasn't true. So at the very least, one person who knows him has reason to believe he is dead.
>>137665789Different every night, I'll make lists of things in my head and think about death and reality and what I'm doing tomorrow and good memories, playing video games, football, whatever show I'm watching atm
>>137666009Q confirmed this
my 32" monitor came in todayshould really hook it up but im eating
going to laugh when based boomer senators send streamers to prison for a DMCA strike.
women shouldn't be allowed to be streamers
>>137665789I always go into a fantasy world. Usually I make up a hyper realistic video game about something or think of space ships.
It is man's nature to create a dragon to slay in the absence of one. To find strife if none exists. To hunger for something greater even in the midst of perfection. To embrace a whirlwind of chaos, and emerge from it stronger. Just as those born in hell yearn for heaven, those born in heaven yearn for hell.
Made a thread not realizing there was already a thread made :/ this is why I hate people who post headline screenshots and not the actual topic. I don't want to search through a catalog filled with soyjak and frogposting just to find the shitty screenshot
Got so much designer shit you think i model and shit
sex sex sex I'm thinking about sex sex sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAuqGOFpmY8I enjoy RCR
>>137666239chinese ones should. i never realized how Americanized chinese people were until i started watching their streams.
>>137666262I think this is the end of the line for me, I'm struggling to find any more picsI'd appreciate it if someone carried the torch in my place
>>137666226>>137666262>>137666350SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS SEXO CON GRINGAS
Post more ass
>>137664182I physically can not, if I don't milk myself at least twice a day my balls begin to ache
whats up with all the slut posting recently? This feels like a jewish plot to break peoples no-fap streaks
>>137666341Urkel disliked that
>>137666395Is that the guy from Twin Peaks
>>137666387>that's right goy>give in to your desires to cum
>>137666123Internet schizos seem to be speculating that, via his Russia connections from his parents, he has been ferried to Chukotka on a fishing trawler and faked his death in order to escape punishment by US authorities vis a vis the Capitol events that would probably give him life in prison or worse
>>137666422posting cringey facebook tier memes without saying anything is the worst gimmick besides LARPing as chinese
so I'm doing all I can to socialize and get out but I'm still an awkward motherfucker.Conversation feels so janky and I can tell that talking to me is like trying to cross a stream with all those mossy stones and balance being lost and whatever. Like I've been at it for months but nothing really feels smooth and natural. Maybe I need to find another place where I can just sit down and talk.
>>137666485Kinda mean to trick your friends like that.
>>137666377Oh no no no no no no drumbphf bros>>137666395Lol
>>137666377i can't miga
>>137666564oh god oh shit oh fuck
>>137666485>that would probably give him life in prison or worsetheres no way theyre giving life sentences to all those people maybe the retards who brought zip ties and other stupid shit
>>137666422>girls on the first page of chaturbate vs the second
>>137666486Yeah that was cringe, don't post again
>>137666486still not as bad as anything you post, goshy
fuk it i quit the 7 days nocoom
>>137666395ass>>13766656412 year old ass
>10:20 >already feeling tired af
>>137666422also applies to men.
>>137666648>t-take your meds!!
Man I hate fucking living in the past. All I do is look back, some nostalgia and fond memories mostly just horrors.I don't see a future for myself at all, or whatever is in the works isn't anything good or tolerable or satisfying.I am so fucked and not in the good way.
>>137666677don't bother. practive typing instead
>>137666596Yeah probably most will get light sentences, but they are holding off until after the 20th to introduce the serious charges (pardon risk)
>>137666710>practive typing instead
>i believe nofap does anything but clog up my sperm tubes with rancid spunk
>>137666596I think you can be reasonably sure that they're going to throw the book at the most visible participants. And no one brought those purpose-built arrest zip ties, evidence shows those were scavenged from an abandoned Capitol Police duffel bag. Nevertheless, the ones who picked them up will surely be punished severely
>>137666705i do the same thing
>>137666739lmao. That's what I'm doing now. Practicing. I might have carpal tunnel now.
wish i knew mandarin so i could escape this socialist shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw"take me down to the paradise city" has 590 million viewsthat means... 100 million boomers watched it 590 times each.and... AND... SPOILER ALERT IM A BOOMER AND IM LISTENING TO IT FOR THE 398TH TIMEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAGHHHHHHHHHHHFUCUCUKKK YEAHHHH
>>137666845The horrors of the dark web
>>137666785This shit getting old at this point. What's the point of announcing that some people are black, lgbtqrdkeba÷+%, etc, like nigga we get it already.>7/9 w*menNah.
I might fap for the fourth time in the past six hours.Found a nice trail and cluster of prons.
>>137666933get fucked whitey
>>137666933I don't know what goes through the minds of politically minded people. I'm an apolitical person studying other human's behaviour, nothing more.
>>137666961>ONLY fapped three times in six hourscasual
>>137666945that hair style would actually be pretty cute on a human person that was born as a female who has 2 X chromosomes and who happens to be an attractive member of that gender...scape.
Quick, recommend me an anibe
check this 5
balls of the dragon
>>137667147things that didn't happen
>>137667150Dr. Piccolo origin story when?>>137667109pokemon
When does the senate vote on impeachment
>>137667184Though it would be the right thing to do, this is fake and gay.
>>137667210>it would be the right thing to doyeah ok RETARD
>>137667223of course they didn't fucking believe it, they were rich as fuck taking money from naive morons
Stop posting facebook memes 2k20+1
>>137667311your days are numbered chud
latinos are white
>>137667311Most wypipo also can't trace their ancestry that far back, or at least not all of it. Except for the Southern States, ironically enough.
uh oh, our resident trailer trash is butthurt!!
>>137667331I'm not a Chud. I'm Chinese.
just stay on twitter
>>137664124What kinofilm is this imagesnap from?
>>137667397If I wanted to read this shit I'd go on twitter faggot. Fuck off
>>137667397Lmao I can just look up big tiddy on google
listening to imagine by john lenin
>>137667397No shit, there are only so many paypigs willing to unironically pay for porn in 2021, meanwhile there are a gorillion mediocre wimminz willing to get naked on camera, not to mention increasing competition from animu/2D.
going to make food
>>137667526I don't care about identity politics one way or another
UPDATE: Baked Alaska is apparently tweeting, so he isn't dead or someone is using his account.
>>137667526We need a nuke.
>>137667397Do they feel entitled to make a living off selling nudes when there's mountains of free porn and probably thousands of hotter women on OF.
Is there a height requirement to /cum/?
>>137664523The oldest people in a year in my school were born in March. Retarded analysis.
>>137667564capitalism is the problem tb h
>>137667598You must be 6'0 to ride.
>>137667636based boomer humor
>>137667633>capitalism is evil!>[insert ideology of choice] wouldn't allow this!!!People like you get the nuke first.
>individuals sub 6ft browse cum illegally smdh
>>137667397>Ugly whores with inflated egos get reality checked.
>>capitalism is evil!>>[insert ideology of choice] wouldn't allow this!!!>People like you get the nuke first.
>>137667345>can't trace back to 1860sAre you serious? My paternal line goes back to like 800
>>137667659Alright. See you when you're older!
>>137667397Why do conservatives support the free market when it actively allows degeneracy? demand is degeneracy. it is primal drive.
>>137667315hello, based department???
>>137667712Seething. And give me my (You) faggot.
>>137667706I don't care about /pol/'s feelings
>>137667367Dude on the left has a permanent n word pass
>>137667736Principled conservatism and principles liberalism are dead
>>137667603>The oldest people in a year in my school were born in March.That doesn't make any sense unless they drop a grade or started school late as a kid.