Why does 90% of England look so.... depressing?
English speaking peoples have no SOVL
they lack the sovl™ of continental Evropa
english countryside is nice to look at but that's not where the people live
>>137660379It is, I hate this country and every fat cunt that prolongs its existence by PUTTIN ON ME MASK N FOLLOWIN T ROOLS, but especially the fat incompetent inbred buffoons that populate the cabinet, they need to get the rope
>>137660379because it has been in constant regress for 70 years
>>137660379>wtf, bros, why does this shitty city district look terrible?!Aussie shitposting hour is nigh
>>137660379Because 90% of England *IS* depressing
>>137660536you should wear the mask
>>137660546>he thinks lower class areas in the past looked betterLMAO, there was literal slums in factory areas in victorian times
>>137660550There's just something about your neighbourhoods
I've been to dozens of different countries and they all had fucking shit parts. In America you get fucking trailers and cheap pre fab strip malls and it is just as depressing as Victorian terrace housing, if not more so.
>>137660645>BRO, YOUR 19TH CENTURY TERRACES BUITL FOR FACTORY WORKERS LOOK SHIT!the consequences of creating the industrial revolution and the modern world. and bombing everything old in germany and getting hardly anything bombed ourselves hahaha
>>137660379>>137660645Why do you post these same images multiple times a week?
>>137660536have sex mate.
>>137660838Never have and I never will tyvm
>>137660855you think this makes me mad but it just shows how half these ancient terraces are full of foreigners in our cities
Why yes I do live in the WILTSHIRE, in the SOUTH WEST countryside
>>137661040I'll cleanse this thread
>>137661094That's what the aussie wants. That's why he does this. He just wants to see pictures of the english countryside.
No joke but I would like live here than than my commieblock "HLM" I actually reside.
>>137660645I still don't get what's so bad about this
>>137661040>>137661094Honestly i dont get it. Mexico doesnt have non of this shit.
>>137661271He's coping because he's an anglo born in the desert and not where the anglo truly belongs, the SOUTH-WEST
>>137661352The british countryside is incredibly pretty; the industrialised british cities are incredibly ugly. It's been this way for a long time (see Tolkien and shire vs mordor, Hardy and his demonic thresher machines etc). The dichotomy allows people to focus on one over the other and then meme that the entire country is just like that.
>>137661407> muh english medieval aestheticBomb it all.
>>137661352It's a type of sovl that can only be found in SOUTH-WEST england
Sometimes I wish some places would be left to the hands of mexico. It wouldn't turn out so great but it would be mexican.
>>137661575we wuz indeed romans
>>137661407not even 1% of brits live like this and you know it
>>137660536>>137660575My gf refuses to wear a mask when we go to the shops and is making me pretend it is because I am mentally handicapped and can't recognise her without seeing her mouth. she carries some flashcards around with pictures of people on (politicians, celebrities) and cards of the same people without mouths. then she shows the people at the front of the shop me reacting to a card (I'll have to say 'BORIS JOHNSON' or 'WAYEN ROONEY') then she shows me the same card without the mouth and I have to start crying because I don't recognise them. she says she is my sister of course. all because 'the government can't make me wear the mask'
>>137661765Cope and seethe, I live in a house far better than that in this town in the SOUTH-WEST >>137661040
They are not called island vampires for nothing.
>>137661895Why doesn't she just walk in and say "and?"
>>137661895your gf might be retarded, absolute bonkers excuse
>>137661489>The british countryside is incredibly prettyyeah, no, england in particular is incredibly bland and boring.literally one endless field of mud and pastures.i imagine back when tolkien was alive there was still some trees and variety, but the scenery nowadays is just awful
>>13766037990% is being pretty generous. There are some nice parts to the country, mostly in the south west and Cornwall in particular. Outside of that though you're mostly choosing between two kinds of depression - the strange kind of pathetic banality of English suburbia / small towns / villages / whatever, or the pure agonising nihilism of large British cities. London in particular is easily the most depressing city in the world, just a pure petri dish of neoliberalism, a place of constant anxious activity where nothing ever changes or improves. Other cities which are often considered depressing like Seattle, Seoul and New York might as well be Venice in comparison. (Honestly though I do still have a bit of a soft spot for London, probably because I'm a depressed + broken person myself and there's something vaguely comforting and familiar about being there.)
>>137662984Thats the pointIt's called St Michael's Mount and it's in SOUTH WEST england
>>137663140>probably because I'm a depressed + broken person myself Yes, that is painfully obvious from all the other asinine shit you wrote.
>>137660645That city is Liverpool and it is a designated World Heritage Site, meaning it has been afforded the same status and recognition as the Colosseum, the Alhambra and the Palace of Versailleshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Liverpoolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_II_listed_buildings_in_Liverpool-L1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_II_listed_buildings_in_Liverpool-L2https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_II_listed_buildings_in_Liverpool-L3
>>137661895bullshit, no way someone is this retarded
>>137662521>>137663140>I am an impoverished failure and it's all your fault, countrymenhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>137660379Australia has higher suicide rates than the UK, as well as the highest levels of personal debt in the world. Its average IQ is also two points lower, three if you compare to England alone.Try not to kill yourself on the way out of the thread, Ching Chong
>>137663140Surely Seattle isn't considered depressing, it's a very cool and unique city
>>137663377If it's so great then why do you need to turn the saturation up?
>>137660855Wait wait wait what country is this?Houses are definitely not like Pakistan
>>137663507>he's seethingyer on the ropes lad looooooooooool
>>137660575I'm not wearing a mask for the rest of my life, mate.
>>137660379basically, everything built post-wwii looks grim and depressing here. all the nice looking parts of england are either all quaint villages, rich areas of towns and cities with nice georgian houses, areas with traditional architecture etc.
They have no mountains or nature at all.
>>137661220Looks like Skellige.
>They have no mountains or nature at all.
>>137663377>dat neon greenkek
>>137663140>London in particular is easily the most depressing city in the world, just a pure petri dish of neoliberalism, a place of constant anxious activity where nothing ever changes or improves.It's the exact opposite, London is a city constantly in flux. There are always new buildings going up, old ones coming down, roads changing and being redesigned. I've lived here for 30 years, and even in that short time, it looks very different to how it used to.
>>137663606Ah yes, because a country is only worth living in if there is a vast expanse of unliveable mountainous terrain a thousand miles from any major city... fucking dolt
>>137663645he is right though, all the mountains and nature are in scotlandand scotland is leaving next year :D
>>137663645compared to other countries of ur size u rly dont have a lot of nature
>>137660379high population density in a cold climate is extremely hard to pull off
>>137663684>his prozac has run out>will he make it through the night?>he's starting to doubt it...looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>137663731You might want to pick a better proxy for posts like this, Cletus
>everything posted in attempt to prove OP wrong is photos of buildings over 300 years oldjust because our ancestors had superior taste and style, you can't deny modern britain is an absolute cesspit architecturally
>>137663714>posts Scotland to prove that England has mountains lol, could have at least posted the lake district
>>137663804>I know nothing about our history>I know nothing about our architecture>Yes, I shall nonetheless embarrass myself
imagine being such a spoiled manchild you cant wear a fucking mask
>>137663837>implying you're not the one embarrassing yourself:V
>>137663801fields owned by ppl is not rly nature brolike only 9% of england is covered by forest
>>137663837awful posthow does what i just posted in any way indicate i'm not aware of british history or architecture?
>>137663902You might want to pick a better proxy for posts like this, Cletus
>>137663902You have the same percentage of forest coverage, you moron.
>>137663963i dont think he is in denial about it thoughbe a good lad and take your pills, anon
bin that knoife
>>137663963so that proves that england doesnt rly have any nature right? bc i never said that netherlands has any nature lol
>>137660645why are there no trees?
>>137663714Oof calm down liam
>>137664067>grandfathershe looks a bit young to have had grandfathers who were alive in the early 1900s
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jan/09/texas-police-schools>The charge on the police docket was "disrupting class". But that's not how 12-year-old Sarah Bustamantes saw her arrest for spraying two bursts of perfume on her neck in class because other children were bullying her with taunts of "you smell".>"I'm weird. Other kids don't like me," said Sarah, who has been diagnosed with attention-deficit and bipolar disorders and who is conscious of being overweight. "They were saying a lot of rude things to me. Just picking on me. So I sprayed myself with perfume. Then they said: 'Put that away, that's the most terrible smell I've ever smelled.' Then the teacher called the police.">The policeman didn't have far to come. He patrols the corridors of Sarah's school, Fulmore Middle in Austin, Texas. Like hundreds of schools in the state, and across large parts of the rest of the US, Fulmore Middle has its own police force with officers in uniform who carry guns to keep order in the canteens, playgrounds and lessons. Sarah was taken from class, charged with a criminal misdemeanour and ordered to appear in court.>Each day, hundreds of schoolchildren appear before courts in Texas charged with offences such as swearing, misbehaving on the school bus or getting in to a punch-up in the playground. Children have been arrested for possessing cigarettes, wearing "inappropriate" clothes and being late for school>In 2010, the police gave close to 300,000 "Class C misdemeanour" tickets to children as young as six in Texas for offences in and out of school, which result in fines, community service and even prison time. What was once handled with a telling-off by the teacher or a call to parents can now result in arrest and a record that may cost a young person a place in college or a job years laterOOOOHHH SAAAAY CAAAAN YOOUUU SEEEE!!!!
>>137664032>>137664035>>137664067>>137664100>>137664130I don't know guys... do you think he's mad?
>>137664190he is having an episode, let him be, dont think theres a cure for autism
wooooooahthe famous dutch seaside
>>137660645there is even NORF FC stadium to the right who woulda thought
>thread was posted by me, an australian>lashes out at america for some reasondidn't used to believe in the rent free meme
>>137664100That forklift shirt guy rules honestly
>>137664308because you're american, but this anon trusted your claim and addressed it:>>137663495
>>137664308>didn't used to believe in the rent free memeIt’s not like it’s hard to find examples
>>137664308To be fair, what is there to lash out at about Australia that isn't "It's hot", "You're Chinese" and "There are spiders"?
>>137660645Lol. The neighborhoods that look like this and are preserved in the USA, are all rich as hell. There are also homes that look like this but are run down (black neighborhoods) where you can get a house for 50k
>>137664489still more attractive than most of england
>>137661490The lonely mountain! We’re almost there!
>>137661895truly a based retard...
Permanent grey sky would be so depressing.
>Permanent grey sky would be so depressing
>>137661407>>137661314>>137661220>>137661040now THIS is something nice.
>>137664910>hello, local GP practice, i am feeling a bit under the weather lately>oh no probs lad, i'll mail you your prozac prescription right away
>>137665020>lower antidepressant consumption than australiahahahahahahahaha!!!!
luv me ingurland
really luv me ingurland
really, REALLY luv me ingurland
definitely luv me ingurland
>>137664910why wont u post data from the 90s i am sure itd be just as useful as data from a decade ago
alright, this boy here takes the crown for autism manwho has an entire folder of countryside pictures for the purpose of imagedumping on the 4chins?
>>137663932why are amerimutts obsessed with malmö
>>137665421how about this?
>this man is autistic>I mean bis ban is bautistic>not like me :DDD
>>137665397forgot to add just how much I luv me ingurland lol
anyway lads, my film has finished so I'm off to bednice to know I've thoroughly btfo'd the yankees lmaoIN-GUR-LUNDIN-GUR-LUNDIN-GUR-LUNDIN-GUR-LUNDIN-GUR-LUNDIN-GUR-LUND
>>137665448thinking about how long hes been doing this makes it worse
>>137665650theres more than one of us, i'm the SOUTH WEST guy, but this other lad came along to contribute too
>>137665693yes he's very recognizable, uses the same images over and over
>>137664189what a shithole, and I know a thing or two about shitholes