Post the most American picture or webm you have.
>>137644139Not very American DESU.
>>137644259>imagine your area is so poor kids are familiar with dollar general
>>137644661shit wrong one
>>137644403Dollar Tree chad reporting in
>>137644139the US in a webm
>>137644722well, I laughed
>>137644336>the metalfag in his battle jacketbased
>>137646436I used to laugh at the boomers for this shit, but it's got more truth than lies at this point
>>137646436Pretty good but they should've change "murdering babies" to "sacrificing babies to Satan" to really get their goats.
>>137647049>said it was time for his circumcisionlmao
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647120>>137647184>>137647403Please stop or I'm going to fedpost
>>137646598>treating niggers when they shoot each otherAbout as good as bailing the ocean
>>137651152This is what's know as tongue in cheek humor.
>>137646364>I have no foreskin and I must scream
>>137651218Because you've got your tongue lodged between your master's arse cheeks?
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647120>>137647184>>137647403The actual reason is that these assholes make money by selling foreskin to the cosmetics industry.
>>137650555wait are they not going to abort ittop lel
>>137646436It... it's not even satirical in current year.
>>137646364>anesthesia is not neccessary or advisableDo they really?
>>137650555Ah, the American nuclear family...
>>137655104desu i wouldn't let kids walk that far alone
>>137655390i had a fear of getting lost or being abandoned as a child
>>137647120Insurance there seems like a scam to make people believe they aren't getting ripped off.>Hey, your hospital bill is $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, but we pay 99% of it! So you only have to pay 1% of it!
>>137655403she says tram and tram is a british word
>>137644139Not american. Americans never take their shoes off.
>>137646436no to all of these except the last point
>>137655640same it happened after i got lost in a huge mall in texas when i was little.
>>137644139DOG BLESS MURIGGA
>>137655104They took this from you.
>>137651152I don't get why you guys are so obsessed with this joke poster
>>137652555Hunter, Fisher, and Trapper will make a great team one day
>>137657135based black people deescalating the situation
>>137645277jesus fucking christ
>>137646436>I believe America is EVIL and celebrate it BURNING DOWN
>>137646598>be american>get show>ambulance turns up>shoot the ambulance driver so you don't get hit with $1000+tip
>>137646977>>137647049Fucking hell do Rabbis instantly show up every time a male is born in Ameriland?
>>137646364what the fuck
>>137650555SWEET HOME ALABAMA
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647120>>137647184literally the only thing that makes me seethe
>>137656939this guy fucks
>>137655403Good, I hope all obese people fucking die.
>>137658087Get me out of here.
>>137657748REALLY fucking deep wow thank you
>>137655867I know multiple relatives who had to be handcuffed to stretchers because they were trying to fight paramedics
>>137658950Why do Murc politicians even use Twitter?
the portugese is not gonna give up, is he?
>>137658995>>137659046>>137659248>>137659298I appreciate your dedication in hating on the USA but you need new pictures. I've been seeing you on int forever and all of your pics.
>>137656939my nigga getting sum jungle pusy tonight
>>137659476i already took them today but you know I'm right. I only got a laugh out of a few of these because i've seen them posted so many times.
>>137658528this one is pretty sad because some guy got hit with a stray bullet too
>>137658995Kek I love this one
>>137650328poor fucking guy
>>137659597wtf he's literaly me
>>137645277so you think people should be allowed to keep things that they bought on credit but can't afford to pay for?
>>137659664EVERYONE DO THE WAGIE SHAKE
>>137646436I literally believe this all
>>137659949https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_forfeitureBasically it's meant to secure drug money and such from criminals to prevent its use in criminal activities, but corrupted cops use it to basically steal legally from citizens.
>>137650555My skepticism is telling me nooooo...but these tripppps, these tripssss of truthhhhh confirm~~!
>>137651544This whole foreskin thing sounds bullshit but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. Maybe the nurses have a quota to fulfill to get a bonus or something
>>137660498how the fuck? what kind of disease is this
>>137646436Democrats put that up so people would think republicans are trying to false flag them
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647403Holy fuck, circumcisers should be publicly lynched, castrated and "microwaved" just as whoever who pushes for this shit.
>>137656939WTF is this real??
>>137660457>Sounds like bullshitFag, they make cosmetics out of it. It IS true.
>>137652555I don't personally see a problem with this. Some of those names are pretty cool. As long as it's not something off the walls retarded, it's fine. Better than naming your kid a jew name like "David, or John". So fucking glad my parents didn't give me a jew name.
>>137658239>American cops aren't effective
>>137660628What does "Chad President" look like?
>>137660381must be a special ed field trip
>>137661231Please stop posting that video of me
>>137658897Safety on bitch
>>137644259Black school guaranteed
>>137644259Adidas is German and I've literally never seen a Dollar General.
>>137659873Please tell me Karate Kid got kicked out
>>137659949Civil forfeiture is different from repossession
>>137661563Most likely scenario is that he got promoted
>>137659873>Giant neon sign in the distance that says "integrity" Burgerpunk world is absolutely KINO desu
where would someone even go to escape this hellhole gountry. asking for a friend
>>137660986I meant the foreskin bullshit before the cosmetics fag. I know about stem cell makeup, but hearing nurses railroad circumcision is a new thing
>>137661249Only in America
>>137661779C O M E N O R T H W H I T E M A N
>>137661812SIMON SAYS ON YOUR KNEESSIMON SAYS HANDS UPCRAWL TOWARDS MEI DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYSSHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>>137661249Jesus, I feel so bad for you guys.
>>137660673>>137660498Scrotal lymphedema. His ballsack was filling with some liquid. He got cured by operation.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737368/Man-100-pound-scrotum-undergoes-life-changing-surgery-allow-relations-wife-seven-years-abstinence.html
I think this one sums up the last 10 years pretty perfectly
>>137660672>>137660743why happened to his hand
>>137659298Can't tell if these guys are larpers or actually military.
>>137662825Shouldn't real military have some unit insignia?
>>137658087i dont see any of you niggas complaining about this when it comes to asian countries, then it's all "BASED DISCIPLINE, INDUSTRY, HARD WORK!"
>>137654738newborns are so fragile that they can snap their own necks with the weight of their headsgiving them anasthetic is much the same as replacing their entire bloodstream with morphineof course, that's just another reason to not do this shite but that's life for you
>>137660498>BWC is just a cope-
>>137658355The absolute state of how much fatter burgers are as compared to the rest of the world is literally the only reason I don't support m4a
>>137662039Someone post the rest of these
>>137663042Hard to tell (idk where these things are) what they have and don't have, but they just don't look military, on the other hand, their outfits are too synchronized.Then again, all three of them hold their rifles differently which I don't think soldiers would do.
>>137663313Dude, this is a vicious circle. Lack of affordable healthcare deepens poverty and poor people eat cheap shit food and don't have money for leisure.You can't expect the circle to cease functioning by itself. You must invest to destroy it.
>>137663366My bet is larpers/militia.
>>137658995>>137659046How do you have multiple "USA.jpg"s? Do you have them in separate folders or something?
>>137663740Or he kept downloading and posting them in real time.
>>137662825>>137663366>>137663462>larpers/militia.that's the Minnesota National Guardhttps://www.startribune.com/exhausted-neighborhoods-reel-after-a-week-of-fire-fear-and-self-defense/570940392/
>>137663740>>137663782>the absolute state of newfags
>>137663874So you just have some sort of script that automatically turns all filenames into "USA"? What's even the point of that?
>>137646977>>137647049>American healthcare staff not only try to trick you into giving your newborn a life-altering surgery under the guise that it's beneficial for your child, they actively harass you and go behind your back if you refuse to let them go through with itDo they REALLY?
>>137662825They're prolly national guard --- so both lol
>>137646977Okay so can we now start having sympathy instead of scorn for people who've been victims of circumcision?
>>137663998it was a fun picture in the past but I shitted myself two times in 2020 (both at home btw) and now it's sad. I have only sympathy for those amerifats...
>>137647120I highly doubt the insurance companies actually pay that amount. They probably have some dirty scheme where they pay for much less than that, because i don't see how paying a fortune for every procedure your clients need is going to give you any profit.
>>137652555Another example of the real world becoming a parody of itself.
>>137664105There's a difference between getting sudden diarrhea from sickness or food poisoning, and shitting yourself because you're an obese monster with a permanently fucked-up digestive system
>>137664166>https://www.vice.com/en/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arrestingDoes Kansas really
>>137663916fresh outta reddit I see
>>137664180You're right, I was ill and had very high body temperature.
>>137664254what's the point though
>>137654738they need to traumatize the babys brain to get him ready for the propaganda
>>137663384Yeah I get where you're coming from, I just think it would be way more effective to treat these problems at the root (with, mind you, similar funding to what a m4a would take). I often struggle with this position because us burgers hate not being able to kill ourselves with food more than we hate losing an extra 500 (or whatever it'd be) a year in taxes; a bunch of cities on the East Coast tried to ban the largest soda servings and similar things and the policies had something like a 0.10 approval rating the entire time they were in place.
>>137664294Everyone needs an Israel
>>137664392I doubt Pakistan would get away with sinking a Chinese ship or constant spying on China.
>>137664495>I doubt Pakistan would get away with sinking a Chinese ship or constant spying on China.They could so long as Pakistan stays a thorn on Indias side
>>137664509why are you being so hostile over someone not knowing an obscure 4chan trick
>>137663110GRUBHUB PERKS GIVE YOU DEALS FOR THE FOOD YOU LOVE
>>137664645These people rule the world.
>>137658528Do you have the picture where UPS literally thanks the police for their services?>>137664635NO MASTER THANK YOU MASTER WE'LL GO CIRCUMCISE SOME MORE BABIES IN YOUR HONOUR.>>1376646453rd world shit right here.
>>137664703not for long
>>137644139Why are french so faggots?
>>137644139Who the fuck would sniff some man's feet?
>>137661454if you're in the rural south for even 5 minutes you will see one
>>137664645>these are the main block of people opposing the merger of tech conglomerates with the state department to propagate american garbage culture around the worldi'm going to fucking kill myself anyone wanna come with me
>>137665345>if you're in the rural south for even 5 minutes you will see oneGrim
>>137658051They're everywhere in our cunt
>>137663916If you phone post and use clover, you can rename them when you upload.
>>137661249More struggle porn
>>137665505>these are the main block of people opposing the merger of tech conglomerates with the state department to propagate american garbage culture around the worldlol no. They 100% supported Trump's attempts at using American tech companies to promote american hegemony. They are just butthurt that their philosemitic president lost.
>>137665505>>137666462They're the only people who THINK that they are opposing it. We are so fucked. I'm moving to eastern europe
>>137657960>calidum et deliciose succosum
>>137663104>BASED DISCIPLINE, INDUSTRY, HARD WORKthis is because asians are disciplined inside and outside of the professional lives. With Americans that's not the case. So, this shit comes out as extremely fake and brainwashed.
>>137658897I thought shit slipped out of his asshole at first
>>137669178if it's not a guys job and his hobby is "gardening" in this trash ass sidewalk, nigger did everything right. Even not enough I would say.
>>137661179Regular cop =/= Pro SWAT team
>>137658239based euthanisia spec ops
>>137663998Notice how they're mostly obese in this pic. Some guy a while ago guessed that they unknowingly leak liquid stool like this because they're taking diet pills. The pills stop fat from being digested, but they think it's some magical cure that will make them thinner so they keep eating junk food as usual. However, all the fat from this junk food isn't being digested so it all comes seeping out of their asses and staining their pants orange.
>>137655403The "get active, people" at the end is pure gold
>>137663384>deepens poverty and poor people eat cheap shit foodThe cheapest shit is unironically some if the healthiest but they're too lazy to cook it. We also have two parts of the country that believes fried food and starches is good food.
>>137662607>woman doesn't even bother to proceed to help >still bitch and moans while being a hypocrite Accurate.
>>137664558>why are you being so hostile over someone not knowing an obscure 4chan trick
>>137659597is that james allsup?
>>137663462how common is selling plasma in america?
when will biden start locking up cracKKKers
>>137662607kekked hard. reminder me rural part of russia, but somewhat richier
>>137646436It would be funny if it wasn't true.
>>137646722>>137661137And what might your name be friend?
>>137671171I bet it's 'Hunter'.
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647184>>137647403What actually is the reason hospitals push so hard for this here? Is it because they can charge the insurance companies for it, so they get a nice chunk of change for each circumcision?
>>137673295>What actually is the reason hospitals push so hard for this here?You just know
>>137644139de ja vu
>>137646977>>137647049>>137647120>>137647184>>137647403it's way more harsh than in israel. no one tricks or forces parents to circumcise child it, you just invite the circumciser to your house and party over a child's life being ruined. truly barbaric
>>137673729Its genuinely scary how almost everyone here are just ok with some old guy putting his mouth on their child's penis
>>137661137it's not Jew name it's Biblical name.
>>137673729and not to mention they do it at age 8 days not at age 1 day.>>137674060>Its genuinely scary how almost everyone here are just ok with some old guy putting his mouth on their child's penisIt's not always like this I think.
>>137670008why are normalfags so unfunny
>>137660184>virus deniers partyyou have something for everyone
>>137650555>she's 15 and he's 31How did he do it bros?
>>137662607Oblivion mods are getting wild
>>137645462If they would start shooting each other in the end it would be perfect.
>>137658572Common core math
>>137675227She's too old for that.
>>137646436I laughed until I realised it's not very far from the truth
>>137663104WutOne of the most common criticisms of Japan I see on here is that they're a nation of depressed bugmen who aren't even all that productive despite the fact that their lives revolve around their jobs. And it's true.
>>137646364The device that is responsible for an entire generation of mentally ill BBC addicted trannies.
>>137659664at least theyre getting some exercise
>>137675397Who would have thought that exactly 20 years after the outburst of the most ridiculous, over-the-top patriotism, people will turn towards self-hate?
>>137667145>Control the legislative body of your country>Kneel instead of solving problemsWho the heck falls for this shit?
>>137675227lmao I didn't even notice
>>137644139This is kinda obsessive, guys
>>137673295So they could sell the foreskin to makeup companies
>>137661322It's a glock, retard
Trump will never be a woman
>>137669121>14 yo girl>show picture of 8(?)yo girl
>>137670086That's almost equally disgusting. That images makes me gag and almost vomit
>>137652555zerachiel is unironically kinda cool
>>137658051it's not the jews' fault this time, literally the reason Americans started circumsizing their babies is because the Kellogg's cornflakes CEO said it has health benefits :D
>>137663104Yes I do. Japanese people in my field of expertise work fucking 80 hour work weeks on average and that's messed up. Doesn't make America less shit tho