Good afternoon desi

>>137610651
dumb coomers

>>137611241
kys unkill. you don't belong here. get out!!

>>137611277
wtf?

I wish I was joking but she actually has a black boyfriend.

>>137611662
keep fantasising cuckold. and go back to whatever BBC subreddit you came out of.

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>>137611708
>fantasizing
???
It's not a fantasy lol. Go look at her insta. @xjaffy

>>137611708
you need to go back

>>137611737
haplo BTFO!!

>>137611737
OH NO NO NO NO DINDUBROS????? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

>>137611737
based. dont care about colors of dicks but that haplofag is the most annoying idiot on this board.

>>137611807
based. Hope his mom kills him one day

Indian people are cool. I wish we will have an indian technocratic future instead of a chinese one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrzemJvUCU

>>137611737
>>137611776
>>137611784
>>137611807
>Bengalis enjoy being cuckolds

>>137611708
tell me more about the diets Indians should have

>tfw no black bbw to sit on my face with her gargantuan ass.

Can’t wait to see what happens to right wing cucks when trump is removed from office
I can’t wait to see their chimpout on the 20th

>>137613121
you voted for him tammy

>>137612869
I eat these:

1) Morning is barley oats and milk or legumes (moong dal), kishmish, and green channa, if not scrambled eggs. The formers soaked in water the night before, with some kind of fruit juice.

2) Afternoon is either Paneer, Chicken, Lamb. I still haven't got around consuming pork or beef though because its disgusting. I try to consume as less rice and roti as possible. Sometimes I'll shallow fry the dishes into some kind of nuggets and eat with chutney or sauce. I do consume a little bit of rice. Sometimes I like to eat fish too.

3) Snacks is milk with bourn vita.

4) Dinner is once again either some kind of meat with salad.

Nothing much special, but the only difference is cutting down on roti & rice and consuming more meat/veggies/milk.

>>137613121
You'll never be a tranny. Kys

>>137613121
Shut the fuck up, trammy.

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Not every US flag is me you know

>finally found a job as a teacher
jfc took long enough
I'm still hoping I can return to Bhutan in the summer, but at least I'll have a few months of Western European level salary that I can save

>>137614243
Yeah, but this flag is you, so shut the fuck up, trammy.

>>137614319
>teacher
What are you going to teach them?

>>137614600
History

>>137614243
shut the fuck up tammy

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>>137612841
Indian girls out side India go for any thing other than Indians

Ha ha hahaha

gujjew dick in tammy boipussy

>tfw no physically abusive girlfriend who beats me up and then forces me to cuddle with her.

>>137617998
GIWTWM only if we are equal in strength

>>137611737
he is an abo so no problem

>>137615438
do they? I follow a few Canadian/American Indian girls on insta and many of them have Indian bfs. some also have white bfs, and black bfs.

>>137614678
nice
which standard?

>>137618587
he is a sandbag
cucking is second nature to him

>>137618361
>only if we are equal in strength
What's the point then? She really can't force you then haha.

>>137618693
if she wins she can be the big spoon
if I win I'll be the big spoon

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>>137619061
wtf bro uncool

>>137618604
I don't know what this means.
I'll be teaching secondary school. The first two years, I think in the English system maybe this is grade 7 & 8? Not sure.

In Belgium teaching secondary school actually gives you a relatively nice salary and it's a job with various degree requirements, depending on which grade you teach in. For example to teach in the last 2 years of secondary schools, a master's degree is mandatory. It's not like in the US where they seem to let almost any retard teach high school for almost minimum wage.

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>>137610651
need an indian punjabi thread

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My sister is dating an indian

Guys i met a feminist online and she says she supports lgbtabcdefghi+ community
what should i reply?

>>137619237
>a master's degree is mandatory
wao thats harsh
here you need bachelors only for teaching secondary school retards
what is the syllabus for that grade in belgium?

>>137619322
at least she is dating a Caucasian
could have been worse ngl
post pics

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>>137619240
dont like skinny girls.
desi plus size girls are hot. they are literally built for this physique. look at all the ancient statues. desi wombs are built to give birth to as many babies as possible.

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>>137619769
yeah no need to project fatass

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>>137619769
feels bad man.
fine toned punjabi women are hot af

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>>137619882
>fatass
>t. 175cm/72kg
keep coping m8. I go to the gym 3 days a week to have my testosterone at normal levels.

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>>137620001
post physique moturam

>>137619684
1st year starts with general history theory. So that means first introducing the kids to
>thinking in terms of historical periods
>continuity versus change
>identifying historical events as taking place in a certain time, a certain place, a certain domain (for secondary school the usual distinction is political / socio-economic / cultural-religious)
>the generally agreed upon periods of history in the curriculum: prehistory, ancient near east, classical antiquity, middle ages, premodern era, moderna era, contemporary history

After that we dive into prehistory, ancient near east (Egypt mostly), antiquity (Greece & Rome). Usually prehistory is still covered in the first year, Egypt kinda depends, Greece & Rome is entirely in the 2nd year

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she got a butter face but that body is so fine.

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can you really blame our ancestors for writing the Kama Sutra? they literally couldn't stop cooming. No wonder India did not produce any engineering or scientific marvels, only philosophical and artistic achievements. The mind of a coomer.

>>137620109
nice
we learn mostly india history in every grade

>>137620378
i think on the contrary, on seeing the ugly faces of so many women around them, many men delved into questioning as to why they were born here

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*sniff sniff*

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>>137620486
i agree on the butterface, but man, women near the equator have the most coomable bodies. id cum so fast inside a black woman or a Latinx. Aryan and Iranic genes destroyed the coomability. Just look at those pure Onge tribal women. Absolute butterfaces but the ass and body is so perfect. Just look at that waist to hip ratio. How can you not COOM??

>>137620514
>sniff sniff
>no ass
>no pits
Who the fuck sniffs backs?

>>137620626
Onge tribal life is pure SOVL

i can't sleep -_-

>>137621001
Indian anon, tammy or kangali?

>>137621066
why do you ask?

'ello 'ello pom here
how do i win over a cute tamil girls heart?

>>137621093
caste system

>>137621375
im jat

>>137621709
lol how did you end up here?

>>137621321
yeah ausmallu i got you

>>137611737
Makes sense, most Bengali boys probably rejected her because she was dark skinned.

What a shame, only ourselves to blame

>>137621898
umm i've been here for some time now, how did you end up here?

Supp niggas are you working or what

>>137622745
nah zoomers are studying for entrance exams

>>137620378
Youre right indian bro, wish there qere currygirls here to creampie all day

sadhv sadhv sadhv
namaste

Looks like decades of Siachin practice helped in our dharma against China in Laddakh. China is pulling out it's 10,000 strong dharma team citing winter, lololol.

Where do indian girls hang out online, Instagram? I'm going to dm a few

>>137623212
zoomers on insta
millenials on twitter
boomers on facebook

>>137623212
Whatsapp

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>>137623926
>>137623666
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH INDIAN GIRLS

>>137622895
Colombian girls are brown and cute too tho

how is India not even in top 5 countries with highest daily covid cases?

>>137624382
from what im told, they dont test much now

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Do girls in India cares about castes?

>>137613121
take your meds you miserable schizoid

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I like India and Indians

>>137624382
>>137624407
Urban population percentage is quite less, and most people are young. It's only the oldies in the cities you have to worry about. Virus is designed by china to affect the developed countries more.
>>137624574
Very much so

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She keeps messaging me and calling me bro.
I feel like shit...should I delete my fb guys?

>>137611737
What's the problem? They're both the same color.

>>137624841
kek

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>>137624688
What about foreigners?

>>137624841
why do you even reply? Tell her you are not looking for just a friend, she'd understand

>>137625005
why would I tell a married woman that?

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Hello, /desi/ bros. Just dropping by to say,
The future of India? Cryptochristian
The future of Pakistan? Cryptochristian
The future of Bangladesh? Cryptochristian
The future of Nepal? Cryptochristian
The future of Sri Lanka? Cryptochristian

future of me? Rope

>>137625067
why is a married woman texting you? Also, why not tell that to a woman, married or not. She'll leave you alone if she isn't interested

>>137624954
Maybe a rich english speaking white person might've a chance to get drunk westernized whore. It's the boys who marry out.

>>137624841
Ghost her Incellah, don't let her emotionally manipulate you into deleting your facebook. You already helped her out enough with her marriage. Just ignore hee and dont reply to her that fast. She's just 'dropping by' to check on you.

>>137625067
>>137625165 she's just bored rn

>>137625138
She is my friend from high school, we were really close and I even had feelings for her, I even asked her out once but she turned it down because of religious reasons. She got married last year.

I feel so bad I might throw up

>i cannot lose the simp, i must make him remember me and make him think he still has a chance
I am a novice astrologer (fan of pawan sinha), but i am quite confident in this prediction of mine.

I am coming to Hindustan and I am going to breed your women like my ancestors did.

>>137625234
anon im indian anon. I've done my fair share of simping, but I knew when to call it quits and ghost her. You need to know that. Also, don't spend your day thinking about people who don't htink about you at all, find someone else or get arrange married. Also, first love never works out, just a psa

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>>137610651

What is your opinion about this?

Scottish under class breeded with local lower class prostitutes, and gave bith to anglo-indians. You are free to come here in this case.

>>137625243
nah I think she's just bored

>>137610651
Is it common for girls in India to have casual sex? Like with guys they are not in a relationship with?

>>137625336
Tf? Marriage age increment is fine(infact imo it should be 23, so that it gives the girl enough chance to complete her college as well as look for job after it), but this registration system is classic old coots nor understanding the root problem and giving inane solutions.

>>137625448
only if its rape. casual sex is sadly very rare.

>>137625267
Britjeet good to see you're still here. Post some ebin soyjaks.

>>137625322
Shes not just a girl I liked man, shes one of my only 3 irl friends and we've known eachother for 12 years how the fuck do you ignore someone like that? And I am not simping for her...I havent spoken to her in like 6 months and she messaged me.

>>137625520
I completed Bipin Chandra. The ending with Gandhi ji losing hope, but still going around all over India ro control violence was tear jerking.

>>137625604
> girl
> just a friend
really anon? you can do better than this

I think I got stomach cramps, it hurts so bad...I need a drink but I finished all of my booze

>>137625669
anon, block her. out of sight, out of mind. girls are inherently attention whores, I bet when she talks to her friends she'd always bring you up as to how an idiot followed her around and how she is so valuable. a girl told me the exact same thing about one of her orbitter

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why are indian girls like this?
torturing innocent puppies for fun.

>>137625647
>>137625763
tf is this incel bullshit man
Have you guys never had friends of the opposite gender you grew up with? Do you guys really give them a cold shoulder the first time things go south
thats so shallow and cruel

>>137625267
Tere maa di fuddi

>>137625643
Good on you, haryanvi. I watched Master FDFS today with the local vijay fans and burst crackers outside the theatres before the show.

>>137625853
>Have you guys never had friends of the opposite gender you grew up with?
umm no. Also, im not the one acting like a bitch here you faggot, suffer then

>>137625853
Simp
>>137625938
Kys

>>137625969
You're jealous you couldn't hoot and holler inside the theatre and record sequences of the movie to upload on whatsapp as status updates? That's fine I understand.

I'm actually tempted to upload the clip on streamable so I can show the haryanvi what he's missing.

>>137610651
id rape this pajeet whore then for her to give me a rimjob just so she can know her place a as a pajeet.

It's too cringe to howl like monkey in theatre. My friend bought expensive tickets for me for Avengers Endgame, and simp marvel soys pajeets were howling like crazy when female empowerment scene came, or when their fav superhero came on screen. I was dying of embarrassment for 3 hours straight.

Seething northoid.

Actually, I take it back. I boo'd when the Captain Marvel scene came on and I was the only one in the theatre to boo her. My cousin(female) didn't talk to me afterwards.

>>137626564
Missed namefug
>>137626468
Weren't you like raped or something by your male indian servant that made you gay?

>>137625509
>complete her college

I see upper middle class Indians talk so casually about college and university all the time. Are they aware that is not relevant for the bottom 90% of their country?

It's the same when upper middle class Indians talk about unemployment. I look up the employment rates in India and it's not that bad. What they actually meant is unemployment among mediocre IT and engineering graduates.

You are not going to convince backward villagers that they should let their daughter go unmarried until she is done with college because their daughter is never going to college.

India needs vocational schools and factories. That is how other countries pulled their poor women out of the permanent housewife role.

>>137626704
Yeah pretty sure I remember him being quiet because he liked having his servant's tongue in his mouth. Erotic but it's still rape.

I only watch bad movies on theatres. And only in 3rd rate ones which are empty and basically have no laws. Me and my friends then have a fun time abusing how bad the movie is.

>>137626704
IM GONNA TAKE REVENGE BY IMPREGNATING AND HUMILIATING YOUR WOMEN

I watch every big movie on the first day in theatres. I mostly go for the SPI special popcorn and seasoning and also to scream and holler at the mass scenes.

>>137626768
It might not be. My whole aim is for the girls to receive better education and receive better ideas about education, sports rule of law, equality, hindi, hindu, hindustan culture, and politics from their friends and be more confident in their status and knowledge. I also want them to struggle and aspire for more. It's okay if they fail, but their kids will still get better raising and culture.

My whole aim is for girls to marry ans mature into fat aunties in their 30a and 40s so I can prey on them when they're miserable and lonely.

>>137626768
>India needs vocational schools and factories.
True. This will certainly be the part of my plan.
>upper middle class Indians
I am just a poor rural retard who by chance got internet.
>>137626826
Girls don't like gays

>>137626468
who hurt u bby

>>137627163
>Girls don't like gays
but they do love me

>>137627163
>I am just a poor rural retard who by chance got internet
That's a nice larp you have there MH

>go through twitter to see Master box office collections and responses
>Pakistanis are celebrating a ICC twitter poll victory as a massive dub over India
I honestly thought naarthoids were cheap but Pakistanis are even worse. If I had the Dragon Balls I would wish for the Hindi+Urdu belt to be cut away as a separate nation from the rest of us. It's embarrassing.

>>137627199
True, every girl needs a gay best friend.
>>137627313
Lungi is jealous of our love hate relationship.

>>137624841
>Yooo _ _ _ _
what do you think she calls incellah, anons?
Also i was also in same situation incellah, a very close friend of mine rejected me because she was too scared of her parents. Is married yet still texts me once ina while. Just give one word answers and ignore them. They do it when they are bored of married life and remember there were people who gave thwm attention once

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>>137627302
You are abusing a poor kisan. Your anndata. Have some sharam.

Yes, I am so jealous. Please establish Aryavarta soon.

>>137610651
SNIFF

>It might not be. My whole aim is for the girls to receive better SEX and receive better ideas about SEX, SEX rule of SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, hindustan SEX, and SEX from their friends and be more confident in their SEX and knowledge. I also want them to struggle and aspire for more (SEX). It's okay if they fail, but their kids will still get better SEX and SEX.

>>137627556
Kek, this one is good.

>>137627507
How fares your game, brother?

>>137627556
Well done my fren

Nuke Pakistan when?

>>137627313
>Not wishing for the complete anhiliation of China
we can take care of 80 iq northids and the pakozoids later, it will be too easy

>>137627862
china will nuke us before that

> page 7
might have to do a tamil dalit style exile now

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>>137627740
It's good. I've been working on the visual assets for now. And the player animations.

>>137630439
>That aesthetic

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Today's bicycle ride photos

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>>137630949

Got a liver infection Lads Have been burping all day long for a month. Hope it isn't serious :C

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>>137631192
Police trying to arrest a street vendor

>>137630949
Comfy af
>>137630439
This place shall be called Ominous Grave

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>>137631261
A very Chad dude

>>137630891
Yes it's cheap but works best for softcore coomer games. I even ripped the player sprite animations from Dragon Quest 3.
>>137631161
>>137631277
You'll be alright m8 and I'll keep that in mind. It's the first level so the name sort of fits.

> dark wings dark words
> black wings black words

Have faith in Gangu, Gain eternal life!
When Gangu appears who dares to cause strife?

>>137631261
>trying
did they succeed?

Wtf the lungi is back???
/desi/ is fucking RUINED

>>137631418
We at /desi/ are mountain lovers. Please post photos of mountain instead of soulless c*ty

>>137632283
>>137632467
go back

>>137632395
Nope just a warning

>>137632467
Is not soulless post your mountain let me see

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>>137632971

>>137633127
oh jeez look how much soul have those bushes kek

>>137633408
yes

>>137610651
hawt

Everyone in this thread have sex

>No girlfriend to fart on my face

>>137632407
Wtf the lungi is back???
/desi/ is fucking SAVED

Best way to learn tamil?

>>137634884
Marry a Tamil Girl one user here has a cute female cousin if you are interested

Fuck you
>>137634884
Look up upenn tamil for a good start
Also unironically wikipedia and reddit

>>137635102
Rishta laga do no Tammy sama please;)

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK

MUM MADE SAAG AGAIN BECAUSE IT'S LOHRI TODAY

HAPPY LOHRI GUYS

FUUUUUCK, I FUCKING HATE SAAG

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>>137635529
Tomorrow's pongal though, do y'all celebrate on *smirks* India time?

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do you guys celebrate christmas?

Going to buy a graphic card laptop to make deepfakes of Indian actresses.
Suggest me a laptop bros, must be NVidia Graphic Card

>>137635529
i used to hate it when i was a child
i love it now
Happy Lohri britjeet

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>>137635613
>pongal

>Lohri
It's Makar Sankranti, you faggots

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>>137635613
We a call it Makar sankranti here in Bengal traditional sweets with new rice flour will be made tomorrow called 'pitha'

>>137635921
*gives you some saag and makki di roti*

>>137635985
No need to get triggered m8 different Indian regions have different name for it like Assamese call it Maghi bihu

>>137611737
>tfw her skin is darker than the negro's

>>137636091
Sarsu ki saag is top tier stop being a faggot

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Shvbh sankranti my fellow aryans

Fuck!! I hate these feminist woman. Why do they make everything about themselves and their gender?

>>137636392
this
also good for health

>>137634884
Ausmallu? Just watch more of Vijay anna's kino.

Happy Lohri bros!

>>137637400
shouldn't mallu learn Malayali?

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>>137637014

>>137637533
Seriously!! At this point i want no woman in my life aside from my mother. And i will only marry someone if she's a trad like muslim girls i know.

No sense of responsibility, and acceptance of reality in them. All their personality is one line argument about feminism.

>>137637533
>>137637787
bros i met a feminist online
tell me how to continue talking with her

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>>137635968
Sorry coomjabi lohoeri is inferior to PONGVL

>>137637787
Good take the Chadislam pill now

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>>137637886
>PONGVL

>>137637886
Do your parents approve of you watching cartoons?

>>137638131
i think that scene if from spy kids part 1
anyone watched it?

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Do most naarthie girls even look this white? AFAIK, the ones in Delhi where I spoof my location rn usually had maida skin and the fairest Punjabi/Himachali girls also still look decently maida.

>>137638334
some do
it must be filters
also how to spoof location?

>>137637886
>PONGVL
More like Poon hai Gul

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>>137638334
that bitch is mentally ill. Yuck. Most girls here look like this.

>>137638334
>maida skin
what is that?

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In half a mind to track down this sister and tell her not to wear immodest clothing. Does the local maulana in UP or delhi pay good bounty if I turn in harami grills like this one that says she likes to smoke weed and drink?

>>137635887
Well desi?

>>137638503
this

>>137635887
Ideapad Gaming 3, GTX 1650Ti + Ryzen 5 4600 H

>>137638503
>Thomas

I made a mistake by posting my cousin it looks like. I saw the pic used as bait in multiple places. Yikes.

>>137638558
astharfirugullah

>>137638434
Yes I'm guessing they abuse makeup. I stayed in Delhi for four months I've seen a fair share of white skinnu girls but none like the ones online. It's hilarious the lengths they go to not look even the slightest brown.
>also how to spoof location
I will tell u but u first tell me ur fav tamil movie or south indian movie otherwise wont say

>>137638558
you will get 72 pure virgins in heaven

>>137638620
>GTX 1650
Must be around 2080

Eyy bhangali
Eyy bhangali
Pakad meri daali
Eyy bhangali

>>137638668
You made the mistake by not posting more of her pics

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>>137638503
Brown
Maida
Brown
>>137638505
Maida. Wheat powder.

>>137638685
>ur fav tamil movie or south indian movie
I don't remember movies by names, but it was a movie about some guy double-crossing the villain by first teaming up even though he was the hero all along

>>137638682
>>137638699
Inshallah. Sister says she doesnt want kids. Sister will get beatings till she changes mind.

>>137638503
>Christ college
Are there any christ colleges in Delhi also? The girls in Christ college, Bangalore atleast are hmmnwaaaa! Cant wait to go back to the city after this damn corona

>>137638334
Fair and Lovely commercials did more damage to the Indian psyche than

1) The Delhi Sultanate
2) The Mughal Empire
3) The British Raj

Combined.

>inb4 the preference for light skin dates back to the Aryan invasion blah blah blah
Nobody cares. It was not systematized, there were varying opinions on skin colour. Fair and Lovely just shitted all over the country combined with the Persianiate-Pashtuni-Punjabi domination of Bollywood. We need a new movement to demonize the Iranic complexion that has become so idealised. For most of history, Iranics were considered subhumans by the Indians but look how the tables have turned. It's almost like the Germanic conquest of Rome.

>>137638685
mine is the one with northie women
which is....all of them kek

>>137637831
Listen her a lot, agree with everything she says, but end it with disagreeing with him as a patriarchy supporter.
>>137638334
That's typical punjabi bitch late 20's makeup.

hello
>>137638857

>>137638933
>Indian psyche
Indian WOMEN psyche
I am an BLACK ABO BVLL

>>137638933
Mein bruder! Please provide estimates of two Indian ethnicities. Need to check how much of an AASI Adivasi BVLL i am

>>137638859
Ok sounds corny enough to be a southie kino. I will tell you.
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lexa.fakegps
Go to the select mock locations app from settings and set this one. Remember to deselect it from the same setting when you finish using it and not just pause the app because it messes up your location even if you turn it off from inside the app.

Remember, you can't catfish because Bumble needs you to verify yourself with your pic. I just use it to prey on married women or convince girls to start onlyfans.

>>137639095
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

use this site for fake photos

>>137638933
Wrong. The preference of light skin comes only after the British colonial hangover that upper caste Hindu Muslim Christian bootlickers of the Raj decided to stick with.
I'm not at my pc otherwise I'd post rhat excerpt of Marco Polo's travels to Madurai during the Pandya rule in 13th century. The men and women there used to oil themselves to tan faster and their idols and the names of their deities revolved around blackness.
The handsomest man in the Mahabharata canon is Krishna(second Arjuna) both of whom were evidently dark skinned gangetics.
Khilji's boy lover Kafur was also described as a stout but dark man who had the emperor's eye and was cherished among his slaves.

I could go on with the examples. But the obsession with looking fair comes from the need to flagellate oneself to please British Saheb which evidently every ethnic group did.

>>137639334
Cringe. Why do you want to use fake photos? Use your own. And bumble doesn't allow you to use fake photos like I said, it verifies you when you register by having you take a verification pic.
Don't use shitty AI generated pics like that. Use your own photos. If you don't feel comfortable because you feel you're ugly work out for a week or two lose your water weight then take newer pics so now you can feel less uglier.

>>137639377
too long. Didnt read lol

>>137639377
if that was the case, people in the north (north west especially) would've selected for dark skin but they didn't

>>137639510
Tbh I didn't read his post either just saw fair and locely + iranic complexion + his trip lol

>>137639477
>he doesn't know the concept of anonymity
ngmi

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>>137639377
ik about that. I just dont care about history because its something that couldve easily been fixed. Nobody cares about the Empire now. Unilever created a market here. The idealisation of fair complexion came after aggressive marketing in the 1970s by Unilever for their product. Some people will always be insecure of something but to try to turn it into a social trend was disturbing.

The problem with India, and me and you both know this, is that we have a significant portion of our society that are distinct in their appearance, having fair skin, narrow noses, sometimes brown hair and light eyes. They secretely love it. No other civilisation suffers from this internal strife. East Asians are all yellows, Europeans are all mostly white-ish, Africans are all mostly black, Arabs vary in appearance but not that much, until you take Somalis or Yemenis in account which have become their own distinct identities unlike India. And they also face similar issues.

>>137639589
Kek that is the self confessed autist for you. But every time i ask him about generating a genetic profile he goes away. One time he used to take requests :(

>>137639565
The prople in the NW or even Kashmir are still dark skinned. Of course they're not south tier dark. I don't want to do an ausmallu here and post pics of 'punjabi crowd' 'lahore crowd' 'kashmiri crowd'.

The obsession with fair skin comes from the feeling of power being associated with the British stamping their authority all over their place. An example would be why both Modi and Imran use deliberate lighting angles to make themselves look whiter than they usually are. Imran Khan is still lighter than Modi ji before his skin bleaching treatment but he still is brown

>>137639765
Im not archaeology anon. I got most of my plots from him

>>137624270
they look different, i like them too i just wanna taste something exotic to what im used to

>>137639762
>Caked up whore vs Mud kween
Choose desi

>>137631418
based

>>137639841
Are you not the one who used to post genetic profile of different castes and ethnicities?

>>137639762
>The problem with India, and me and you both know this, is that we have a significant portion of our society that are distinct in their appearance, having fair skin, narrow noses, sometimes brown hair and light eyes.
This, so much this. I can't even imagine how much complex i give to others, especially south indians. No wonder they seethe so much.

Haryanvi still seething I get to scream and create a ruckus inside a movie theatre for fun

>>137638932
kys. no dindus allowed. go fuck abbos or something

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>screaming in theatres
It's 2021 sweetie, even monkeys are heckinn validernooo

>>137640275
Nope, that was an archaeology student who got angry at me for interepreting results lol

why would Delhi milk seethe at you being a subhuman? it's a given at this point. everyone knows how lungis behave in theaters so no one even tries to go to theaters with monkeys in it kek

>>137638932
I'll introduce you to chicks from Loyola college or SIET. Very nice christian and muslim colleges respectively. But you have to promise me you'll become a cryptochristian.

Good stay out of theatres. Nobody watches your bollywood trash anyway haha Bollywood trash pthu. I spit on your bollywood trash movies.

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I will go to a tamil theatres and play "LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE" when everyone's chimping out at some enna poda entry. It will looks like madari making a monkey dance, lolololol

>>137640893
kek, you aight/

>>137640456
but most christians in India are abos. I used to chat with a bunch of cute christian girls who lived in a hostel beside my place of stay in the evening after work. But before things could lead to anything xorona started.

>>137640541
I already dont have care for any religion. I am open to pretend any religion so please

>>137640984
>I already dont have care for any religion. I am open to pretend any religion so please
hmmm okay you can fuck them, but don't go spreading you dindu seeds, use a condom

>>137639762
>The problem with India, and me and you both know this, is that we have a significant portion of our society that are distinct in their appearance, having fair skin, narrow noses, sometimes brown hair and light eyes. They secretely love it. No other civilisation suffers from this internal strife.
Chinese, Russians, Arabs (south vs north saudis look completely different), the entire new world, etc.

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>Good stay out of theatres. Nobody watches your bollywood trash anyway haha Bollywood trash pthu. I spit on your bollywood trash movies.

>>137640893
You will be beaten up and pig shit applied to your face. But that would only improve your appearance kek

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>You will be beaten up and pig shit applied to your face. But that would only improve your appearance kek

>>137641159
>Dont post your selfie fren, you might get doxed

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>>Dont post your selfie fren, you might get doxed

Is there any chance that i will understand philosophy? Try to read about advaita vedanta. Head hurts from the symboic and repitative crap. Try to read western philosophy. Literally dont understand anything. Am i too dumb for this? Everything sounds an utter load of shit

>>137642146
Read their simplified explanation first. S. Radhakrishnan has written a two book series on it, and there are multiple other writer like S. Dasgupta. In the past Madhava Acharya has written Sarvadarsanasamgarah on the same lines. I recommend finding one such in your mother tongue. Philosophy is subtle and you'll find it more understandable. You can also just either find an online course, guru, ask around in local temple, go to a mutt, or just watch shankaracharya official youtube channel.
https://youtu.be/0DU96kykCVg

It is very stupid to read this on your own.

Serious question, do you guys think is easy for tourists to pick up indian women?

>>137642848
Yep, ez on tinder.

>>137642848
Its still a somewhat religious country so you can expect some kind of resistance but weve a fair share of open minded women

>>137610651
>Bae of bengal
You had one job

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>>137638186
They don't care lol
Has anybody here started gotoubun s2? We're still finishing up monogatari so haven't seen anything from this season yet

Eatsuki finna make my heart go doki doki and shit

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I’m a white man with a brown bitch fetish. How hard would it be to get non diseased pussy if I went to India/Paki. Are the women conservative and distrustful of foreigners

>>137644683
Oh, grow up.

>>137644683
I'm just watching AoT and waiting promised neverland to drop

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>>137644813
>You can't watch anime, because... well, you just can't, okay?
>>137644816
Nice, is yakusoku no neverland worth watching? Gf is trying to shill it to me, but I didn't watch s1

>>137645036
You'll be kicking yourself when you look back in 10 years time and realise you wasted vast amounts of your time watching Japanese cartoons.

>>137645181
Why is anime bad? It has good stories, better than most American TV shows and literally blows American animation out of the water

>>137645527
Indian cartoons are the best. Learn Hinthi, Tammy.

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>>137645701
>Hinthi
Southie accents are pretty funny

>>137645701
Main Hindi bol sakta hu
I just choose not to here because it's a disgusting barbarian language and Tamil is superior
I spent two years every day after school in a lab surrounded by North Indians who used *nthi as their lingua franca and my parents taught me as a kid

>>137645853
>I just choose not to here because it's a disgusting barbarian language
keyed
>and Tamil is superior
LOCKED

>>137645036
The plot is so complex I got a headache man... The only other anime that was that did that was Death Note. The horror and animation are on point and the story genuinely makes you care about the characters. You should absolutely watch it desu

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What's your favourite Oshimi manga?

Mine is the netcafe one

>>137646462
Oh, not you too. I thought Pakis were immune to Japanese degeneracy.

>>137646648
I don't read degenerate romcom or shounenshit. Only the purest of kino seinen/smut stories.

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>>137646689
Romcom is not degenerate, I mostly watch romcom, moe and generally SOL

Porkistanis have shit taste, isekai and shounen is where its at
Vinland Saga and Shingeki no Kyojin are
I read those two, Dr Stone, and that time I got reincarnated as a slime

Why don't emojis work god damnit

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Man this is such a great analogy for PTSD

>>137647175
>isekai
kys
I have never been more charitable and forgiving to a genre only to be let down every single time.
the only good isekai I've read is MobuSeka

>>137647156
Why is it that tobunfags infest every romcom thread on /a/?

>>137644781
Way easier with Indian Americans, dating culture is very rudimentary in India. If you're in a city you'll find pussy, but even then there's you'll need to expend more effort compared to other places.

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>>137647175
>Incellah is an isecrap fan
Cringe, I thought you were better than this
Only good isekai is Honzuki no Gekokujou and that's because it doesn't have any smoothbrained battle shounen aspects slammed into it and just explores the world instead like a good isekai should
Konosuba is decent

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>>137647893
/a/utists must always kneel to TOVBVNCHADS

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>>137648563
I'm sorry, I believe you've forgotten who the CHADs of /a/ are.

KNEEL.

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>>137641062
yes they are but not as diverse as india. indigenous population of both north and south india looks completely different and we aren't even talking about east indians yet. no other country in the world has indigenous population that diverse.

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Eat my bakuretsus Japanese sas-bahu soap watchers

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>>137648919
Kneel to your QVEEN. Nay, your EMPRESS.

Literally who?

Literally who?

>>137649564
>>137649564
New