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american culture edition
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I love Lucy.
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considering buying
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Can't believe that was the last ever /brit/ thread.. damn...
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love budweiser me
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thinking about anal with the gf but then remember how stinky bumholes are
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coorrr imagine being a gaoler whne all women have been detained
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fucking virgins
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do you think some poor asshole will have the job of reading through archived brit threads 4 thousand years in the future
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>>134501315
its not that bad faggot
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>>134501328
remember visiting a GAOL in some town in wales when i were a young sprog
think it was in the north but i dont know
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>>134501351
t. stinky bumhole enthusiast
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>>134501345
thousands of doing a poo posts
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>>134501345
humanity will self destruct in 500 years tops
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Mistook a Gail for a Wendy

(like if you agree)
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>>134501356
nvm it was in beaumaris
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>>134501315
im in two minds about it, like i dont want shit dick but its really hot when girls do it/say they like it, like they're just that dedicated to being sluts
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why don't they allow photographs in courtrooms lads
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>>134501356
asked
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VGH

THE WOMEN OF THE VK
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>>134501391
Because a woman got photographed picking her nose once and it em-barrister lmao
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>>134501392
beaumaris
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>>134501402
android using virgin
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What’s your alignment brit
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here we are then
the first ever /brit/ 2.0
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>>134501402
a true English rose
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>>134501412
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feel terrible
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>>134501428
Shit image but chaotic neutral

I don't want to do harm but if I happen to do so I don't give a fuck desu
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>>134501428
based redpilled
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Leon Gary Plauché (November 10, 1945 – October 20, 2014) was an American man known for the 1984 vigilante killing of Jeff Doucet, who had kidnapped and molested Plauché's son Jody. The killing occurred on Friday, March 16, 1984, and was captured on camera by a local news crew. Although Plauché shot and killed Doucet, he was given a seven-year suspended sentence with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service for the shooting and received no prison time. The case received wide publicity because some people questioned whether Plauché should have been charged with murder or let off. Plauché stated that he was in the right, and that those in a similar position would have done the same thing.
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>>134501428
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>>134501452
wow u really don't give a fuck

wish I was like you
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not really sure why netflix are advertising MANIAC to me, i tried watching it in 2018 when it came out and it was shit
dont want to watch it 2 years later
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>>134501428
immediate need for a /brit/ variation of this image made POST-HASTE
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>>134501482
If you're a twink or a girl I can teach you :3
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>>134501470
very cool, thank you Leon!
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>>134501480
>>134501491
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>>134501480
The whole top row here
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>>134501520
virgin freak
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>>134501495
mong
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>>134501537
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>>134501528
based
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>>134501541
I'd smash your fucking face in, pal.
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>>134501480
first five left to right
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reckon I might stay up all night just for the hell of it lads
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you work for me janitor
get to work
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>>134501557
only thing getting smashed is your arsehole matey
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>>134501520
>blue graphic t-shirt
what was he THINKING?
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>>134501544
hoped that the filename was 2411_GMI
but no of course it’s not
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>>134501589
>what was he thinking
not much going by the look on his face
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think I might stay home next uni term

all lectures are online anyway
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>>134501578
exchanging money for the janitor's service, i see
may i ask, how much has this endeavor set you back?
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>>134501589
he wasn't

you can see it in his eyes, complete lack of thought
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>>134501585
i only let dominant woman touch my bum. if you're a little twink your arse is my property and you will only be permitted to touch my cock and lips.
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>>134501389
That's literally the appeal, it's disgusting but they love it. Congratulations you've figured it out
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>>134501614
sort it out mate
no good womans gonna respect a man whos sexually submissive in bed lol trust
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>>134501607
lmao dis nigga really do be at university during covid, lmao
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>>134501612
well let me check my banking app...
lets seeeeee....
ah yes
£0.00!
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>>134501631
I don't want their respect. That's the point.
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>>134501614
what if I'm twink that would destroy your bum with my giant willy
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any virgin freaks in the house tonight
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>>134501650
Get a few drinks in me and I probably wouldn't care desu
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>>134501636
Yeah well unfortunately you can't just pause uni in the middle of the degree

>>134501665
last had sex in march so might as well be
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>>134501647
gronk
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I love Söy
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>>134501270
fuck I'm hungry now
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>>134501694
i thought you were turkey lmai
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dont understand soylent and huel and all those silly meal replacement things
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>>134501688
looks quite yummy here
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got my straw out
might have a drink
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WITH covid. Not of covid
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>>134501678
*sucks your dick in a dominant way*

that's right you little bitch
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needing a poo done
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Thinking about the glory days.
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Who's watching UFC here?
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just realised the con/lib dem coalition 2010-2015 was really good
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>>134501768
based negative iq poster
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any earmen in

post your best ears
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>>134501761
prefer mcdonalds
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Got a poo brewing. I can feel it
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>>134501780
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>>134501768
the last hurrah of normal politics before Leicester City won the Premier League and everything turned to shit
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>>134501786
disgusting
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>>134501786
arrest this wench
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>>134501706
same thing
https://hungarytoday.hu/orban-hungarians-are-late-descendants-of-attila/
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>>134501768
We need another Macron style third choice party
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>>134501780
Actually got my ears pinned back

don't remind me of my past ears
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deepfaking the tea lady
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might take some UTI pills and eat something with a bunch of green food coloring
toilet bowl will have orange piss and green poo
very artistic
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>>134501800
>first coalition since the 40s
>"we won't raise tuition fees" party getting in with "sell the royal mail" party
>normal politics
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deepfaking mumberg
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>>134501827
how much did that cost de lad
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deep dicking your actual nan
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i wouldn't mind having children if they just stayed as toddlers, they're so cute at that age
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just wiped my arse whilst pissing because it was itchy and the toilet paper was brown
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doing a self-medicate for anxiety by abusing cough medicine
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bought some sildefinal and tadalafil off loti labs

will let you know how it goes
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>>134501890
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>>134501860
like 3 or 4k
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>>134501921
tadalafil is waaay better, less intense and lasts for like 3 days

sildefinal makes your face swell and gives me a headache
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nick clegg should be tried at the hague
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>>134501921
what are you doing on the 'chon granddad?
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>>134501890
Are you ready to be a mum?
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>>134501890
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>>134501906
kek this is me
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>>134501952
reckon? ive a hotel roomed booked and need to be making the most of fleeting time with a lady, so advice is appreciated
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drinking some pear cider
prefer apple if i'm honest but they were sold out of apple
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mad how your lips are the same texture as your arsehole
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haven't wanked for like 3 days
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>>134501906
this is a regular occurrence for me
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>>134501986
Just use the tadalafil
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met a girl for a date but she was noticeably fatter than her pictures
don't even think these people set out to deceive
they're just either deluded or trying to hold onto their best times
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>>134501973
>>134502010
based shitty arses
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>>134501991
what about the labia
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>>134502003
adrien broner for being such a fucking retard and a gimmick. was also a good boxer when he actually boxed
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used to be nice and quiet where i live but then they built a big tourist trap hotel and now there's constant traffic
sincerely hope whoever built that place dies painfully
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actually absurd how attractive all of the women I've dated have been
think I've definitely had higher quality women than anyone else that posts here
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>>134502003
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>>134501993
is that meant to be a long time
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The liberal democrats. When torys and labour are too radical for you
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>>134502037
its ages
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crazy how im without a doubt the most attractive person in /brit/ (wont be proving it mind you)
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janny you are my slave
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>>134502031
the imaginary gf is pretty peng
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>>134502036
baby sneed
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>>134502082
A Western liberal wouldn't dream of venturing into a Muslim, Amish or ancient Chinese community and insisting it open itself up in the name of 'diversity'. So why are British working-class communities seen as fair game?
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mental how I am the most sexiest creature on 4chan

won't be proving it though
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arrest all women who wear make-up
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>>134502088
fuck off incel
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>>134502073
based turt
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I'm ugly, but quite tall and burly. Swings and roundabouts
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there is a serial intentional evader of spam/post filters present in this very thread
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>>134502089
no need to lie on the internet lad
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>>134502116
jealous uggo
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>>134502096
Had sex with your mum. Twice. Inceldom is not for me, you tranny.
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>>134502115
i misread this as serial intercourse haver and thought you were talking about me
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wish turt would accept me on ig
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mum says i have lovely hair and my sister says i have perfect ears
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Is this 1971 job ad sexist?
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>>134502125
no mate this me
>>134502073
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Covid is gonna absolutely wreck us this winter

Nobody here is even wearing masks
Bodies gonna pile up lmao
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>>134502150
well THIS is me
>>134502089
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have to poo but mum's got guests over
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>>134502147
no
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>>134502157
it's boomers dying, you'd think people would celebrate
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>>134502141
what’s his insta senpai desu
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>>134502159
think we've established that you are lying, however
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>>134502180
government.boy
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>>134502130
COPE & PROJECT
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>>134502175
Kys, Chud
But coronachan will first lol
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>>134502147
looks like that martian disguise from Mars Attacks
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reckon we should seize the means of reproduction (arrest all women)
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what's the difference between your sister and an unappealing cake?
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>>134502186
luca eh
pretty name for a pretty boy
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>>134502204
one has a heartbeat :3
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heart's racing
hope its not the stimulants don't want to go off them
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>>134502214
one's a trifle plain and the other's a plain trifle
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>>134502204
i don’t know mate what is the difference between your sister and an unappealing cake?
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>>134502185
australians are notoriously ugly
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>Kys, Chud
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heart's racing
hope its not the stimulants don't want to go off them
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>>134502229
o_o
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>Kys, chud
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hahah
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not sure if ive strained a muscle or herniated a disc again

fucking spewing
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>>134502236
stop making me doubt my sanity
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crazy to think that i am the most attractive individual on 4channel, unopposed
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>>134502244
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>>134502194
The mortality rate for people who fall ill in my age group (20-29) is below 0.2%, and those unlucky two-per-one-thousand people are overwhelmingly ones who were already severely ill.
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this is 4channel, not twitter.com
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>>134502292
need everyone with a twitter account deceased
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>>134502297
*makes you severely ill*
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gf has joined a Scientology-tier holistic cult for rich yuppies

women really are so gullible aren’t they adorable
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found a wee poobum in my garden
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dont give a shit about anybody's else's opinions
they're spastics for not agreeing with me
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>>134502271
for me its living a sedentary lifestyle
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>>134502311
Makes me hate people desu haha
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>>134502321
The gf is Catholic and plays the church organ.
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>>134502234

This guy is most probably a war veteran after a surgical facial reconstruction. Show some respect.
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vaping
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post Scottish slags
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>>134502298
this is /brit/ not /cum/
so fuck off fat
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>>134502329
I haven't changed my opinion on anything in years
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got my music rly loud
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>>134502342
Bet she’s played the priests church organ if you catch my meanin lad
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Y qué, si es veneno lo que hay en tus besos
Y qué, si mi amor para ti es solo un juego
Y qué, ya no puedo cambiar lo que siento
Yo no puedo elegir, porque
Te amo
Yo te amo
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>>134502362
brit on vacation here
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need a cosplay gf so that I can shag fictional characters
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>>134502386
come visit me I’m right outside LA

can get you laid
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>>134502398
fucking retard
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*respects you*
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listening to some OLD calvin harris
(not his new shite)
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wonder if prossies are worth it for virgins
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>>134502428
feel like its pretty grim ngl
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>>134502428
just don't eat her out
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>>134502398
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>>134502442
is that allowed anyway?
>>134502440
yeah you're probably better off just wanking without the embarrassment
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if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
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imagine losing your virginity to a prostitute, so grim
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>>134502398
ok based

Boudicca for me
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>>134502498
sissy
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>>134502498
Jfk and Tolstoy did it. you're no better than them
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>>134502498
yeah lost mine to some girl who will be irreversibly damaged by the shit sex and insecurity associated with it
BASED! XD
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>>134502498
it was a tradition in ancient rome and today in some latin american countries tbf
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>>134502498
better or worse than losing it by being raped?
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What's the correct response when the girl you've been seeing for three months asks you how many kids you want to have?
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>>134502536
12
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have considered wyling out and getting some expensive call girl but i would cum and regret it instantly lol
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>>134502527
Why would the girl be damaged or insecure from it?
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>>134502536
>how many you go
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>>134502536
however many are economically viable (0)
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>>134502551
why don't you just cuddle and take it slow
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>>134502536
Oof. Zero for me thanks
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>>134502555
she assumed she was too ugly after i couldnt get it up (lol)
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>>134502527
imagine being so bad at sex you traumatise a girl, very grim
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>>134502576
lmao
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>>134502536
>>134502564
*how many you got?
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>>134502551
if you cum early they'll usually let you go again
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>>134502580
imagine not doing a number on the girl you stick your willy in for the first time
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>>134502536
I vividly remember my first gf asking me this when we were both twelve but I don't remember what I answered.
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ate an entire cheese pizza by myself
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imagine paying for a prostitute at all
literally just use your hand, there's 4k porn now
you virgins one day will find out that having sex with a woman you don't love is on par with wanking
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>>134502362
this is 4channel.org, not 4channel.uk
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>>134502576
I did this to a girl with BPD multiple times after taking too many drugs

hope it fucked her up, I know how they like to read into shit too deeply
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>>134502591
that should be obvious you pay for time not cooms
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>>134502591
Depends on the girl but in my experience you usually negotiate it before hand
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>>134502618
bazado
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>>134502536
You answer how many kids you want to have
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pre-wank rituals are underway
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>>134502636
>in my experience
pathetic twat
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never have any energy lads
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mental how yanks can go to jail for paying for sex
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>>134502640
no bro you're supposed to lie about everything to do with you so the relationship falls apart in a year when you can't keep up the facade and she doesn't love you anymore
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>>134502671
unless they film it and put it on the internet
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burning some sage for the pre wank ritual
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>>134502662
me either i just sit around all day and then fap
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>>134502661
Nothing wrong with it it's all in your head
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listening to some emily nash (she makes good tunes)
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Up late x
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have too much energy lads
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thinking back to this one time at school this kid kept annoying me so i threw a chair at him and was reprimanded not for violence but for damaging the chair
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>>134502690
in the 21st century there is plenty wrong with it
you must be extra ugly or obese if you had to negotiate with the whore whether she'd stay the whole time you were paying for lmao
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>>134502720
mad how shite his tv is
must be like 480i
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>>134502733
How was he annoying you
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>>134502720
for someone with paranoid schizophrenia I'm surprised Tim leaves no curtains on his windows at night
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>>134502750
can't quite remember, think he kept flicking stuff at me or something of that nature
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>>134502720
watching scat porn again la?
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why are all these fast food places putting out fake meat garbage? those vegan freaks aren't going to eat there anyway
who the fuck is that for
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>>134502733
schools are weird about their property
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>>134502755
also the fact that he's constantly posting his full name and address everywhere online
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might get a takeaway tomorrow since it's sunday and all
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>>134502769
could see normies eating that stuff if it tastes good enough
haven't tried any of it myself
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>>134502720
very neat and tidy for a mentally ill man
has pretty comfy life outside of his schizophrenia
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>>134502769
ordered ‘chicken and chips’ at some timy
fast food place but the meat was some weird grey vegan chicken like why. didn’t even say it was vegan
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want to get a job as an exterminator
feel like it's my calling in life
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day 2 into my investigation of dogs being generally up to something
nobodys talking
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ravioli for tea (dinner) tonight
absolutely stoked
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>>134502746
https://www.trustedreviews.com/reviews/panasonic-tx-32lxd60-32in-lcd-tv
probably paid full price for it back in the day and never upgraded
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>>134502869
hope you choke
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>>134502870
>review price £1300
fucking hell
never owned a tv worth over £400
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>>134502877
uncalled for
apologize
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If you kidnap a dog do you need to put a bag over its head?
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>>134502877
prick
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mum spent the whole morning cleaning the fish tank and putting it on a new table but the new table collapsed and the fish tank fell and broke and now the living room reeks of fish water
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>>134502908
did you call her a dumb whore and scream
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>>134502908
smells of her pussy
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>>134502908
did the fish survive
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>>134502918
no
>>134502920
shut up
>>134502921
yes
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got a headache and feel dizzy
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>>134502946
rude
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ever since i was a kid, i wanted to be a gangster
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>>134502769
with that sort of stuff it's all just an elaborate marketing campaign since joe bloggs and john public can try the vegan mockmeat foods, and then they will start talking about the MCDONALDS VEGAN VEGGIE SOYBEAN CARDBOARD CELLUOSE BURGER with their friends and on social media, and they will remark at how close to the real deal it was (or wasn't)

this then causes a chain reaction which makes other people go to the fast food places to try it for themselves, and then they will talk about their experience and cause more people further down the line to try it

whilst there might be some actual good-intentioned grassroots movements and meat products, a lot of it is just capitalist manipulation
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>>134502972
suhhhhhhhh-ame
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>>134502972
when i was a kid i wanted to be a drug dealer but then when i was about 17 i realised i'm too stupid for even that
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Never owned a tv nor lived in a house that had one.
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>>134503010
alri grandad
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>>134503014
>>134503014
>>134503014

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>>134503014
>>134503014
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egads it's almost 5 o'clock

think it's time I hit the hay lads, night
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