american culture edition
I love Lucy.
Can't believe that was the last ever /brit/ thread.. damn...
love budweiser me
thinking about anal with the gf but then remember how stinky bumholes are
coorrr imagine being a gaoler whne all women have been detained
do you think some poor asshole will have the job of reading through archived brit threads 4 thousand years in the future
>>134501315its not that bad faggot
>>134501328remember visiting a GAOL in some town in wales when i were a young sprogthink it was in the north but i dont know
>>134501351t. stinky bumhole enthusiast
>>134501345thousands of doing a poo posts
>>134501345humanity will self destruct in 500 years tops
Mistook a Gail for a Wendy(like if you agree)
>>134501356nvm it was in beaumaris
>>134501315im in two minds about it, like i dont want shit dick but its really hot when girls do it/say they like it, like they're just that dedicated to being sluts
why don't they allow photographs in courtrooms lads
VGHTHE WOMEN OF THE VK
>>134501391Because a woman got photographed picking her nose once and it em-barrister lmao
>>134501402android using virgin
What’s your alignment brit
here we are thenthe first ever /brit/ 2.0
>>134501402a true English rose
>>134501428Shit image but chaotic neutralI don't want to do harm but if I happen to do so I don't give a fuck desu
Leon Gary Plauché (November 10, 1945 – October 20, 2014) was an American man known for the 1984 vigilante killing of Jeff Doucet, who had kidnapped and molested Plauché's son Jody. The killing occurred on Friday, March 16, 1984, and was captured on camera by a local news crew. Although Plauché shot and killed Doucet, he was given a seven-year suspended sentence with five years' probation and 300 hours of community service for the shooting and received no prison time. The case received wide publicity because some people questioned whether Plauché should have been charged with murder or let off. Plauché stated that he was in the right, and that those in a similar position would have done the same thing.
>>134501452wow u really don't give a fuckwish I was like you
not really sure why netflix are advertising MANIAC to me, i tried watching it in 2018 when it came out and it was shitdont want to watch it 2 years later
>>134501428immediate need for a /brit/ variation of this image made POST-HASTE
>>134501482If you're a twink or a girl I can teach you :3
>>134501470very cool, thank you Leon!
>>134501480The whole top row here
>>134501541I'd smash your fucking face in, pal.
>>134501480first five left to right
reckon I might stay up all night just for the hell of it lads
you work for me janitorget to work
>>134501557only thing getting smashed is your arsehole matey
>>134501520>blue graphic t-shirtwhat was he THINKING?
>>134501544hoped that the filename was 2411_GMIbut no of course it’s not
>>134501589>what was he thinkingnot much going by the look on his face
think I might stay home next uni term all lectures are online anyway
>>134501578exchanging money for the janitor's service, i seemay i ask, how much has this endeavor set you back?
>>134501589he wasn'tyou can see it in his eyes, complete lack of thought
>>134501585i only let dominant woman touch my bum. if you're a little twink your arse is my property and you will only be permitted to touch my cock and lips.
>>134501389That's literally the appeal, it's disgusting but they love it. Congratulations you've figured it out
>>134501614sort it out mateno good womans gonna respect a man whos sexually submissive in bed lol trust
>>134501607lmao dis nigga really do be at university during covid, lmao
>>134501612well let me check my banking app...lets seeeeee....ah yes£0.00!
>>134501631I don't want their respect. That's the point.
>>134501614what if I'm twink that would destroy your bum with my giant willy
any virgin freaks in the house tonight
>>134501650Get a few drinks in me and I probably wouldn't care desu
>>134501636Yeah well unfortunately you can't just pause uni in the middle of the degree >>134501665last had sex in march so might as well be
I love Söy
>>134501270fuck I'm hungry now
>>134501694i thought you were turkey lmai
dont understand soylent and huel and all those silly meal replacement things
>>134501688looks quite yummy here
got my straw outmight have a drink
WITH covid. Not of covid
>>134501678*sucks your dick in a dominant way*that's right you little bitch
needing a poo done
Thinking about the glory days.
Who's watching UFC here?
just realised the con/lib dem coalition 2010-2015 was really good
>>134501768based negative iq poster
any earmen inpost your best ears
Got a poo brewing. I can feel it
>>134501768the last hurrah of normal politics before Leicester City won the Premier League and everything turned to shit
>>134501786arrest this wench
>>134501768We need another Macron style third choice party
>>134501780Actually got my ears pinned backdon't remind me of my past ears
deepfaking the tea lady
might take some UTI pills and eat something with a bunch of green food coloringtoilet bowl will have orange piss and green poovery artistic
>>134501800>first coalition since the 40s>"we won't raise tuition fees" party getting in with "sell the royal mail" party>normal politics
>>134501827how much did that cost de lad
deep dicking your actual nan
i wouldn't mind having children if they just stayed as toddlers, they're so cute at that age
just wiped my arse whilst pissing because it was itchy and the toilet paper was brown
doing a self-medicate for anxiety by abusing cough medicine
bought some sildefinal and tadalafil off loti labswill let you know how it goes
>>134501860like 3 or 4k
>>134501921tadalafil is waaay better, less intense and lasts for like 3 dayssildefinal makes your face swell and gives me a headache
nick clegg should be tried at the hague
>>134501921what are you doing on the 'chon granddad?
>>134501890Are you ready to be a mum?
>>134501906kek this is me
>>134501952reckon? ive a hotel roomed booked and need to be making the most of fleeting time with a lady, so advice is appreciated
drinking some pear ciderprefer apple if i'm honest but they were sold out of apple
mad how your lips are the same texture as your arsehole
haven't wanked for like 3 days
>>134501906this is a regular occurrence for me
>>134501986Just use the tadalafil
met a girl for a date but she was noticeably fatter than her picturesdon't even think these people set out to deceivethey're just either deluded or trying to hold onto their best times
>>134501973>>134502010based shitty arses
>>134501991what about the labia
>>134502003adrien broner for being such a fucking retard and a gimmick. was also a good boxer when he actually boxed
used to be nice and quiet where i live but then they built a big tourist trap hotel and now there's constant trafficsincerely hope whoever built that place dies painfully
actually absurd how attractive all of the women I've dated have beenthink I've definitely had higher quality women than anyone else that posts here
>>134501993is that meant to be a long time
The liberal democrats. When torys and labour are too radical for you
crazy how im without a doubt the most attractive person in /brit/ (wont be proving it mind you)
janny you are my slave
>>134502031the imaginary gf is pretty peng
>>134502082A Western liberal wouldn't dream of venturing into a Muslim, Amish or ancient Chinese community and insisting it open itself up in the name of 'diversity'. So why are British working-class communities seen as fair game?
mental how I am the most sexiest creature on 4chanwon't be proving it though
arrest all women who wear make-up
>>134502088fuck off incel
I'm ugly, but quite tall and burly. Swings and roundabouts
there is a serial intentional evader of spam/post filters present in this very thread
>>134502089no need to lie on the internet lad
>>134502096Had sex with your mum. Twice. Inceldom is not for me, you tranny.
>>134502115i misread this as serial intercourse haver and thought you were talking about me
wish turt would accept me on ig
mum says i have lovely hair and my sister says i have perfect ears
Is this 1971 job ad sexist?
>>134502125no mate this me>>134502073
Covid is gonna absolutely wreck us this winterNobody here is even wearing masksBodies gonna pile up lmao
>>134502150well THIS is me>>134502089
have to poo but mum's got guests over
>>134502157it's boomers dying, you'd think people would celebrate
>>134502141what’s his insta senpai desu
>>134502159think we've established that you are lying, however
>>134502130COPE & PROJECT
>>134502175Kys, ChudBut coronachan will first lol
>>134502147looks like that martian disguise from Mars Attacks
reckon we should seize the means of reproduction (arrest all women)
what's the difference between your sister and an unappealing cake?
>>134502186luca ehpretty name for a pretty boy
>>134502204one has a heartbeat :3
heart's racinghope its not the stimulants don't want to go off them
>>134502214one's a trifle plain and the other's a plain trifle
>>134502204i don’t know mate what is the difference between your sister and an unappealing cake?
>>134502185australians are notoriously ugly
not sure if ive strained a muscle or herniated a disc againfucking spewing
>>134502236stop making me doubt my sanity
crazy to think that i am the most attractive individual on 4channel, unopposed
>>134502194The mortality rate for people who fall ill in my age group (20-29) is below 0.2%, and those unlucky two-per-one-thousand people are overwhelmingly ones who were already severely ill.
this is 4channel, not twitter.com
>>134502292need everyone with a twitter account deceased
>>134502297*makes you severely ill*
gf has joined a Scientology-tier holistic cult for rich yuppies women really are so gullible aren’t they adorable
found a wee poobum in my garden
dont give a shit about anybody's else's opinionsthey're spastics for not agreeing with me
>>134502271for me its living a sedentary lifestyle
>>134502311Makes me hate people desu haha
>>134502321The gf is Catholic and plays the church organ.
>>134502234This guy is most probably a war veteran after a surgical facial reconstruction. Show some respect.
post Scottish slags
>>134502298this is /brit/ not /cum/so fuck off fat
>>134502329I haven't changed my opinion on anything in years
got my music rly loud
>>134502342Bet she’s played the priests church organ if you catch my meanin lad
Y qué, si es veneno lo que hay en tus besosY qué, si mi amor para ti es solo un juegoY qué, ya no puedo cambiar lo que sientoYo no puedo elegir, porqueTe amoYo te amo
>>134502362brit on vacation here
need a cosplay gf so that I can shag fictional characters
>>134502386come visit me I’m right outside LAcan get you laid
listening to some OLD calvin harris(not his new shite)
wonder if prossies are worth it for virgins
>>134502428feel like its pretty grim ngl
>>134502428just don't eat her out
>>134502442is that allowed anyway?>>134502440yeah you're probably better off just wanking without the embarrassment
if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
imagine losing your virginity to a prostitute, so grim
>>134502398ok basedBoudicca for me
>>134502498Jfk and Tolstoy did it. you're no better than them
>>134502498yeah lost mine to some girl who will be irreversibly damaged by the shit sex and insecurity associated with itBASED! XD
>>134502498it was a tradition in ancient rome and today in some latin american countries tbf
>>134502498better or worse than losing it by being raped?
What's the correct response when the girl you've been seeing for three months asks you how many kids you want to have?
have considered wyling out and getting some expensive call girl but i would cum and regret it instantly lol
>>134502527Why would the girl be damaged or insecure from it?
>>134502536>how many you go
>>134502536however many are economically viable (0)
>>134502551why don't you just cuddle and take it slow
>>134502536Oof. Zero for me thanks
>>134502555she assumed she was too ugly after i couldnt get it up (lol)
>>134502527imagine being so bad at sex you traumatise a girl, very grim
>>134502536>>134502564*how many you got?
>>134502551if you cum early they'll usually let you go again
>>134502580imagine not doing a number on the girl you stick your willy in for the first time
>>134502536I vividly remember my first gf asking me this when we were both twelve but I don't remember what I answered.
ate an entire cheese pizza by myself
imagine paying for a prostitute at allliterally just use your hand, there's 4k porn nowyou virgins one day will find out that having sex with a woman you don't love is on par with wanking
>>134502362this is 4channel.org, not 4channel.uk
>>134502576I did this to a girl with BPD multiple times after taking too many drugs hope it fucked her up, I know how they like to read into shit too deeply
>>134502591that should be obvious you pay for time not cooms
>>134502591Depends on the girl but in my experience you usually negotiate it before hand
>>134502536You answer how many kids you want to have
pre-wank rituals are underway
>>134502636>in my experiencepathetic twat
never have any energy lads
mental how yanks can go to jail for paying for sex
>>134502640no bro you're supposed to lie about everything to do with you so the relationship falls apart in a year when you can't keep up the facade and she doesn't love you anymore
>>134502671unless they film it and put it on the internet
burning some sage for the pre wank ritual
>>134502662me either i just sit around all day and then fap
>>134502661Nothing wrong with it it's all in your head
listening to some emily nash (she makes good tunes)
Up late x
have too much energy lads
thinking back to this one time at school this kid kept annoying me so i threw a chair at him and was reprimanded not for violence but for damaging the chair
>>134502690in the 21st century there is plenty wrong with ityou must be extra ugly or obese if you had to negotiate with the whore whether she'd stay the whole time you were paying for lmao
>>134502720mad how shite his tv ismust be like 480i
>>134502733How was he annoying you
>>134502720for someone with paranoid schizophrenia I'm surprised Tim leaves no curtains on his windows at night
>>134502750can't quite remember, think he kept flicking stuff at me or something of that nature
>>134502720watching scat porn again la?
why are all these fast food places putting out fake meat garbage? those vegan freaks aren't going to eat there anywaywho the fuck is that for
>>134502733schools are weird about their property
>>134502755also the fact that he's constantly posting his full name and address everywhere online
might get a takeaway tomorrow since it's sunday and all
>>134502769could see normies eating that stuff if it tastes good enoughhaven't tried any of it myself
>>134502720very neat and tidy for a mentally ill manhas pretty comfy life outside of his schizophrenia
>>134502769ordered ‘chicken and chips’ at some timyfast food place but the meat was some weird grey vegan chicken like why. didn’t even say it was vegan
want to get a job as an exterminatorfeel like it's my calling in life
day 2 into my investigation of dogs being generally up to somethingnobodys talking
ravioli for tea (dinner) tonightabsolutely stoked
>>134502746https://www.trustedreviews.com/reviews/panasonic-tx-32lxd60-32in-lcd-tvprobably paid full price for it back in the day and never upgraded
>>134502869hope you choke
>>134502870>review price £1300fucking hellnever owned a tv worth over £400
If you kidnap a dog do you need to put a bag over its head?
mum spent the whole morning cleaning the fish tank and putting it on a new table but the new table collapsed and the fish tank fell and broke and now the living room reeks of fish water
>>134502908did you call her a dumb whore and scream
>>134502908smells of her pussy
>>134502908did the fish survive
got a headache and feel dizzy
ever since i was a kid, i wanted to be a gangster
>>134502769with that sort of stuff it's all just an elaborate marketing campaign since joe bloggs and john public can try the vegan mockmeat foods, and then they will start talking about the MCDONALDS VEGAN VEGGIE SOYBEAN CARDBOARD CELLUOSE BURGER with their friends and on social media, and they will remark at how close to the real deal it was (or wasn't)this then causes a chain reaction which makes other people go to the fast food places to try it for themselves, and then they will talk about their experience and cause more people further down the line to try it whilst there might be some actual good-intentioned grassroots movements and meat products, a lot of it is just capitalist manipulation
>>134502972when i was a kid i wanted to be a drug dealer but then when i was about 17 i realised i'm too stupid for even that
Never owned a tv nor lived in a house that had one.
egads it's almost 5 o'clockthink it's time I hit the hay lads, night
large feet for me