tfw no gf
>>134500768no u kill me
You know life isn't fair, I can't believe that I'm 75 years old and you come in here and you're sitting there. You have no idea what I'm going through you have no clue
nth for Satan calling his legions
>>134500793kill me first then i'll do you
Just won a debate.
People are panic buying tp again
>>134500844What the fuck? Jason has a job?
tf jason looks like THIS!?!
>>134500881the most based canadian in canadian history
>>134500844lel, his shoulders line up so perfectly with hers.He's got such a small frame.
Rudy lost another legal case
>>134500844The hairy nipples and notorious ribcage are engraved on my brain forever.
>>134500871I wonder why to americans tend to attach a showering head to the wall.It's very inconvenient esp. if you are tall. And you can't wash your butthole.
>>134500913the alpha investments guy?
I could beat up everyone ITT
i want to coom for physiological reasons but the idea of me doing it makes me want to throw upthis is normal right
>>134500913What else is new?
>>134500929I just turn around and spread my cheeks. No homo
That goddamn island inflicted immeasurable suffering on the world.
>>134500943I'll kill you dead
>>134500929mine's detachable desu
>>134500883He's self-employed.Via OnlyFans. Search for tags Blacked, Cuck, and Sissy.
>>134500974I wouldn't, but I could.
>>134500943Post physique and temperament.
>>134500943Post yout abs, fuckboy Preferably oiled up or sweaty
Right back to bed then
I could suck off everybody ITT
>>134500943There's that classic Jason display of moral excellence.
>I wonder why to americans tend to attach a showering head to the wall.
>>134500976Then you are a lucky, you can wash your a-hole and live a good life even if TP is scarce.We need more people like you.
>>134500913Hahaha, God i love this shitshow.I wonder when /pol/ will realize that they got played like a goddamn fiddle.
listening to tekashi rn
>>134500929Some shower heads are detachable.
What's Pennsylvania like? I had a dream about visiting it, then I went to an walmart where they only sold yearba mate, and I think that probably walmarts in pennsylvania don't sell mate exclusively. There was also a guy in the middle of the place on a truck's bed playing country music.
here's your government bro
>>134501118this must be fiction.
>>134501118lmao it's almost as if they looked at all the stereotypes and tried to counter them.
Jeb is a mess
>>134501118Kill em with fire
>>134501118>tfw Minneapolis area Congresswoman gf
>>134501146It is.Sanders in Biden's cabinet? That'll never happen.
>>>/qst/what the hell is this shit
>>134501103I imagine these kind is very rare, I've never seen one while being in the US
>>134501118I could beat the shit out of all of these people with ease. They could all jump me at the same time and I could still win without even putting much effort in
>>134501118That alone is worth an impeachment.
Biden has not picked his cabinet yet
>>134501171Jeb is powerful.
>Jeb is a mess
>>134501118Honestly still can't believe Fox News is a thing. Convincing people who make $40k/year that they have to stop communists from taking over the country.
>>134501210It a board for quest/adventure roleplay threads that used to plague /tg/.t. Fa/tg/uy
needed to upgrade my PC this season but it looks like i won't be getting a new CPU with this supply
Aloha snack bar
>>134501264I like this one.
El Goblino monstrocidad
This December I'll have been here for 8 years.
>>134501116Philadelphia has a lot of historic areas but some bad neighborhoods too. Western PA is mountainous and kinda similar to Ohio I think.
>>134501210>>134501210>what the hell is this shitHoney pot for autistic degenerates
I wish girls were more straightforward
this December I will turn 20 years old
>>134501382Do they listen to country music?
>>134501446Next February I will turn 21 and will have done nothing with my life, as well as never have experienced love.
>>134501502don't feel too bad, you could be 29change now, otherwise it'll be just another year, on top of another, on another...
Ellen the Generous
>>134501502wow... basically over the hill
>>134501502Just turned 18 feel like I've wasted my life and can never recover
https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/ji34hx/ill_do_anything_to_get_off_this_noisyass_elevator/WE GET ITYOURE AN ELEVATOR
>>134501571i am amazed at how completely uninteresting this scene is.
The bedtime thoughts are distressing me
>>134501502You've must have experienced something. Also, be thankful that you weren't instantly aged 60 years by physical trauma like yours, truly.
>>134501645more is less or somethinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/9qxzdu/whats_your_quote_freddie/
>>13450155318 is the beginning of your life
>>134501671I know that feel
>>134501502Many people are just starting their careers at that age. I knew a guy that was thinking of being a nuclear physicist but turned into a composer.
*roger hands him a $5 bill*https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/9qxzdu/whats_your_quote_freddie/
ookay i feel like youre quoting somethingYou sent Today at 03:54dont worry about the boy he drives so smooth you can boil an egg on the engine
i dont understand my music tastei dont even think i have developed one
just kill yourself already.
>>134502087sameI just listen to the music of the last video game I played
Mexico joining Canada as a DUDE WEED LMAO country
>>134502087wish i had a playlist i liked listening toi mostly digest a single new song on average once a month
We live in interesting times friends.
>>134502284meanwhile in faggotzil, "extremists" fire fireworks above the supreme court during the night, when no one is there. And get arrested for it, lmao.
>>134502429That's because bolzionistas and right wingers are soft bootlicking cunt lmfao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T7zZ_D8nqIdo you own a lever action rifle cum?
japanese women are so beautiful
>>134501331>>134501489Masks don't help with surveillance. Most such system use eyes and eyebrows to identify a person.
let's get an F in the chat for all the medical professionals who sacrifice their lives for anti maskers this thanksgiving
canada is a pawg
>>134502539Bozonaro is a cryptocomunist. he is the left's secret Jesus. He gets stoned by the leftists while doing everythinig they love, while getting praised by neocons (almost the entirety of the brazilian right) for saying shit that triggers leftists.
>>134502740>Bozonaro is a cryptocomunistOHNONONONONONONONO, literally recycled macrifag cope.
https://gasprices.aaa.com/state-gas-price-averages/I wonder why the fuck gas costs more here than in the US.1 us gallon of regular is $2.5,1 us gallon of diesel is $2.8Fuck putin and his oligarchs
>>134502756he literally tried to stablish a syndicate movement in the army back in the 80s...
>>134502679god I wish that was me
>>134502862Isn't Russia more of a natural gas producer?
>>134502928>Ne~, Bernd-kun~ kochi kochi..............
>>134502989Russia is in top3 oil producing countries.it was #2 few years ago
>>134503118Looks like he threw a lot of his weight in le garbage.
>>134503178lol, genuinely couldn't tell if that was him, dude looks like a new manof course teller still looks exactly the same, im convinced that he doesn't age
>>134503242He's an illusionist and TV host. His name is Penn Jillette. He was turned into a meme called "into the trash it goes" a few years ago.
>>134502990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm-AYi2u6dchere is a video (subs available) of an austrian baker who went to Japan without knowing the language or anything and stayed there. what a guy>>134503040Max Payne 1 & 2 are good games
>>134503265lol my mom is like this
why does /ck/ hate ohio so much
Even the French news (France24) is talking about the ice and cold weather in Russia
hungry but not sure whether i should eat or sleep
hispanics are hapas
>>134503596Because they all die from opioids
Thinkgen bout just making a turkey sammich for Thanksgiving
>>134503165Right, but don't they produce way more natural gas?
>>134503596Because Ohio is the enemy.
I'm going to fuck an acquaintance later tonight. I don't really know her that well, but I'll have her alone and i know she wants the dick. Going to try and get her pregnant
Ohio is the strongest state.
i got a wireless charger for my phone so i can use it now
Turns out that chamomile tea, honey, and vodka go well together.
musing about ignoring thanksgiving like all other holidays
>>134504129thats too cute :3
>>134504038My chances are pretty good here. We'll see.
>>134504129what kind of slopes are those
>>134502284https://twitter.com/Sandra_Cuffe/status/1330247549953912832holy shit just opened twitter. whats going on
How honest are you all to your therapists? My therapist kept telling me to open up about my problems and then I opened up and told her how I still check my ex's Facebook and her mom's facebook everyday and follow them on fake accounts and watch how her baby brother is growing up and I have fantasies about what if my girlfriend didnt dump me and I could have been apart of her family and get to know her siblings. I told her how I reload my ex's instagram 5 minutes to monitor what she is liking and following and it's been a year since we talked. Now my therapist is treated me very weirdly. Did I fuck up?
>>134504281>he can't tell from listeningAre you a tourist in Canada?
>>134504385What kind of retarded faggot sees a therapist?
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>>134504439I'm suffering inside, did I expose too much?
>>134504453Obviously. They think you're a threat to that chick and that you're physically stalking her too.
>>134504474I fell for the memes when they told me to tell them anything and that theres patient confidentiality and now they're treating me oddly. I would never hurt her but I think about her every second even though it's been a year and her half brother is the same ethnic mix as I am and I always think about how if she didn't dump me I could have helped raise her half brother and be a good role model
>>134504515You seem creepy as fuck. If your therapist is a woman she's probably going to drop you as a patient and file a restraining order. Never trust them.
/cum/ is slow now
>>134504575I genuinely want help I know I have obsessive intrusive thoughts and I was completely honest about my symptoms and I was expecting some sort of psychotherapy treatment to stop these thoughts like CBT or light therapy but now my therapist is acting weird and says I should see another provider. Are female therapists just fucking awful? She was begging me to open up
i want to work for the new york times
first time i've shocked myself in my 28 year old lifeguess there's a first time to be retarded at any pointwiggled out a tough power cord from its socket and decided to then put my fingers on the metal parts of the plug
>>134504575>You seem creepy as fuckwow, if only he'd see a therapist for that or something
a man refused to provide a stool sample to help with his diagnosisguess he didn't give a shit
>>134504644did the same thing last month or soit didn't even feel like a shock, just more of a vibration, like a hand buzzer
>>134502928can I pay for this to happen to me?
>>134504677Therapy doesn't help with that jew. Being insulted and beat up by peers is the only solution.
>Being insulted and beat up by peers is the only solution
>>134504746The perfect female height is 180 cm and the perfect male height is 200 cm.t. 174 cm. I can't even round it up to 175.
>>134504817The perfect female height is 143cm and the perfect male height is 183cm(I am 183cm)
I wonder how many of the fags here do therapy.
>>134504736yeah, because im sure that from the two weeks you've spent on /pol/ you're probably suddenly an expert on the matter.
>>134504861A lot of them are pretty damaged, it wouldn't surprise me if most do.
>>134503629It's winter time, what else should they talk about
>>134504861what's the difference between therapy and seeing a counsellor
>>134504463An average texas resident is white
>>134504943>An average texas resident is whiteYou wish.t. Texan.
I gotta say this year has been REALLY HARD on white women. Let's give it up for white women shall we? Real rough year for 'em.Now I know what you're thinking, "what about the doctors and nurses?"Think about it for a bit. This year in particular, there have been almost NO selfies at machu picchu. Wow!And the gyms are closed. No gym selfies? What the hell are they going to fill their timelines with?And the icing on the cake for white women. The worst part! JK Rowling is no longer cool. You can't introduce yourself with "I'm a slytherin!". White women, wow. Give it up for white women.
>>134504879I've never been on pol>>134504900Same thing innit?
>>134504900in therapy they hook you up to a machine that injects hrt and soy directly into your bloodstream and in counselling they correct your wrong think and teach you to hate yourself by inscribing the mark of the beast into your right hand
>>134504982thought that satanism was all about doing whatever you want
>>134504976there's a dollar sign there. Is this $1,100 USD?
my gf had to go to therapy because she thought a cartoon was real life when she was like 9.
>>134504899the right picture is making me anxious
>>134504972low key based post
working out gives my life purpose
satan is not realhell is not real
>>134505091i fell in love with a cartoon character when i was 10
It’s 11 pm and I’m hungry. Where should I go?
learning that satanists don't actually worship the devil made them a lot cooler in my eyes
>>134504707my fingertips almost feel like they're numb
>>134505180Satanists don't believe in Satan.Christians do however :^)
does this webm arouse you?https://i.4cdn.org/int/1606026327041.webm
>>134505214causes me to muse
>>134505028mexipeso and usdollar have the same symbol
Society collapsing doesn't bother me.Global warming doesn't stress me out.Nuclear warfare? I don't give a shit.Earth is 4.543 billion years old.Life on Earth won't go extinct no matter what we do.Humans might.who fucking cares.
>>134505216no1. too short2. can't see more of the body3. i already jerked off recently
Ufc is the wwe except with real blows and shit pay
>>134504967stop arguing with statistical datait makes you look much dumber than you are
>>134505092You got no mosquitoes and blood sucking insects in general?
I am bored. I am going to watch Patrick Casey go grocery shopping.
>>134505019>thought thatMaybe you should start educate yourself?
Submit your art!
>>134505377wtf i hate satanism now
>>134505346we got so many of them that we have measurements to systematically kill them in certain areas where they form huge swarms
>>134502654imho lever actions are gay and made for manlets with small hands
>>134503118did these gay niggas get aids or something lmao
>>134505377wtf i love satan now
>>134502654These are obsolete, why would you own one? LARPing?
>>134504281>>134504423I can tell it's Korean only because everything they say sounds like those stern North Korean news ladies
>>134503961>Right, but don't they produce way more natural gas?It seems like nope, at least if you factor in population (the population of Russia is about 140 millions, the population of the US is more than 300 millions)
every time i come home drunk on the weekend my mom throws a hissy fit, like really
>>134502284Did they invent guacamole?
ah yes the satanic temple the organization that representes all satanismhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles
>>134505019aleister crowley made the foundational belief of his composite religion thelema "do what thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law". however that doesn't mean what it would mean in plain english, as he thought of the "will" as being the will of god, or destiny
>>134505567>>134505631Satanism is literally gay (and retarded)
>>134504817>t. 174 cm. I can't even round it up to 175.Next time wear pic related, silly
>>134505019>>134505657thelema aside, there's also some merit to the notion that the fall of man in genesis is based on satan giving mankind free will; i.e. the freedom to sin or not to sin, as opposed to a pre-fall total obedience to and harmony with god. so you could look at that as a liberation as a satanist, or an enslavement to sin as a christian
help me stop worrying about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI
>>134505698that's just bad theology.
>>134505640>that representes all satanismI made a counterexample to the statement in >>134505019I wish you weren't so dense.
>>134505708start by taking your meds
>>134505823made me kek
>>134505665>literally gay (and retarded)You shou've posted few milliseconds later, that way you'd ended up with nice digits :\
Batman is a comic about a grown man and a young boy in tights made by a circle to normalize pederasty.
One of the worst things in the US is generic sliced bread in supermarkets.Atrocious texture & lack of any taste. Even toasting it doesn't help. Truly disgusting.Fortunately most supermarkets sell freshly baked "french" bread.I wonder why the hell would you buy such POS bread?
>>134505509I like them. they are super aesthetic
>>134505905It's the best bread for grilled cheese
>>134505905>why the hell would you buy such POS bread?it's cheap
>>134505452>>134503828Germans are ultra autistic holy shit
>>134505698if you look at romanticism around the late 1600's/early 17's, the notion of satan being evil was transformed entirely. Satan as the snake giving eve the apple wasnt him trying to give the finger to god, it was him giving the gift of "knowledge", liberation, or a personal freedom to adam and eve of their own, outside of the garden of paradise and bliss that the garden provided as long as adam and eve never strayed outside. so in this way god was the one "entrapping them" in perpetual bliss unknowing of the the things we would consider sins
>>134505909You can't beat aesthetics of a classic bolt action rifle.
>>134505958And? Shit (the stuff that comes out of your ass hole) is literally free yet no one eats it.Same here, it's cheap and at the same it's gross.
>>134505905Wypipipo be like this wonderbread spicey
>>134506052My brain hurts reading thisstahp
>>134505509is your entire personality being devils advocate?
Just came to the realization that I will never have a gf, wife or kidsShit sucks man
>>134506001and this is where you are wrong>>134506060nice
my ancestors :)
>>134506060imagine paying 700 dollars for a paper weight
>tfw no 50s/60s Rock'n'Roll qveen gf
>>134506157Wtf, why? I think you can do it if you try, I believe in you!
>>134506190My balls don't make sperm
I am 100% sure DeS remake is gonna come to PC by next year(julyish)
gonna buy a ps5 soon as it's available just cause i can and i want to make people on instagram mad
>>134506190>Wtf, why?Because of my autistic obsession with cute anime girls >you can do it if you try, I believe in you!I already tried and failed
>>134506205You could still get a gf and adopt kids that need a family?>>134506222You could, idk, try looking for a girl from your own race/community instead of Chinese girls??????????
>>134506252>You could, idk, try looking for a girl from your own race/community instead of Chinese girls??????????Ummmm "No"
>>134506127Surely no. What makes you think that?
urkel posted a anime loli being raped by an anime animal pig(think it was this morning around like 2am)
>>134506264Urkel, there are plenty of weeaboo black girls that would be happy to love you. Give them a chance.
>>134506162>and this is where you are wrongpost something that looks much better than that then
>little urkel jrs running aroundyikes
no one make a thread before 310, or else....
>>134506305imagine urkelliot rodgers running around tho hahaha
>>>/v/533139223I thought this was a British police officer opening a door from the thumbnail.
>>134506335ProxyGC is not Canadian
>>134506297better than what?
>>134506372don't you follow the thread? better than classic bolt action rifles
dick cock balls semen
>>134504385I know nothing about therapy but desu i think everyone should train themselves to be their own therapists
>>134505377Satan has been appropriated by hippies
>>134508263Satan is new God, and God is new Satan.Welcome to 2020!