Tik Tok...Tik Tok... :-)
This is an onee-san respecting general.
I'm tired of miserable failure
dont like this planet
>>134497970legal in Sweden and Germany surely?
why is andy so cute ladshe looks reptillian yet cutebafflinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62hoopKaZRY
>>134498008for three years already...
love this planet
need to control my autism
>>134497973I remember when my sisters used to pin me down like that and drool on me o.o
>>134498008why would you even care about her age?if you want to wank you just do it
>>134498033commiebut no no i love earth europa mars titan maybe or anything with something for us to be on
>>134497937Greta is cute
>>134498008he's a porn addict he thinks legal just means being able to be in porn
559 800...I trust you.
im indifferent towards this planet
>>134498077trueultimately i'm a vegan and would like us to extract humanity from earth and remove any trace of us from this planet
Just watched a video that ended with "and to the rest of you guys, gals and nonbinary pals" and now I regret having wasted 10 minutes on it
>>134497937Praise the LORD, your savior. And don't forget to sin> When the people complained, God burned them to death > Num 11:1
I think some of you even saved my life when I had noone to talk to.
>>134498088whats the last 4 digits
no one will ever love me :(
>>134498106>ultimately i'm a vegan
>>134498135thank you for reminding i'm trying to escape my empty heart hole
>>134498110num 11:1? more like cum 69:420, LOL
>>134498160LOLRusspig absolutely BTFO
>>134498106i would like us to spread like a plague throughout the known universe faster than it expandsnay
>>134498110>Num 11:111 And when the people complained, it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the Lord burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp.
>>134498135are these yours
What should l wank to?
>>134498107your bigotry is making your life worse
>>134498142>whats the last 4 digitsIt's 8086 cpu but with 8-bit bus. It was the first project done by new Intel's office in Haifa
>>134498217You know earlier I said that I thought I had seen the most autistic post I would see today but this took the cake. Congrats on your flamboyant autism
4672.Remember when I threatened to spread a really devastating computer virus? I was kidding. But seriously its on that phone. So open it up.And answer the question, do you trust me?
Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.
guess whos becoming a normie
>>134498256thats just awfuli have two ligthersi will use one to light them moronic trees on fire
>>134498299yeah you met a mentally ill freak in the loony bin and now you become a normie umm ok quick reminder that your family still hates you and you should have just killed yerself
I think if Baseball wants to recover from Covid they have introduce Japanese style beer girls.
>>134498287>fresno area codeso are you the schizo who lives in a mental hospital in california and smokes weed all the time
>>134498347they need to put BLM on every jersey and force everybody to kneel during the 7th inning stretch if they want to survive
Just slept 24 hours.I'm still tired. Please help.
I don't think it'll take off
>>134498403did that minecraft patch come out yet Ive been having the itch to play it for a week and only build a house like I always do
>>134498247Thanks I'm doing my best please be patient
Left that phone accidentally at persons place. It was promised to be returned to me tonight to my residence by the occupant at the apartment it was left at.If I don't get it back tonight then I'm sure unspeakable things are happening to it good or bad.But probably bad because I think most people just don't like me.
>>134498347They should just let it die alongside NASCAR.
>>134498256Composition if off, focus is sub par, the pic is blurry with jpeg compression artifacts.The view itself is blunt and depressing
>>134498486oh wait i'm retarded those aren't trees ahaha
>And in one matter only were their counsels to the Steward at variance: Thorongil often warned Ecthelion not to put trust in Saruman the White in Isengard, but to welcome rather Gandalf the Grey.
>>134498530You are retarded but those are trees
>>134498403imagine being a fat fuck billionaire triggering roasties and sjw on twitter....notch is based....
>>134498256Looks comfy>>134498499Damn dude. This ain't photography class.Unless that person really deserves it.
>>134498590no it's all little shrubs like the ones next to him
>>134498353I hear and see things that would permanently damage your mind.I only ended up in the hospital because well lots of reasons.But appearing violent and uncontrollable and being prepared to used anything as a deadly weapon might be the only way to be safe from, the delusions.People naturally are going to get very nervous too. I guess that's how I stayed out of jail. The extra training and connections might make all the difference.
I am officially bored of osrs, gonna look for something to eat.
>>134498628A simple 'yes' would suffice
Aww man.Stop schizoposting.
Kill yourself Schizocel
>strawpedoing>not even at a party, just want to get my buzz fasterIt's astonishing how quickly a drinking problem can manifest but at the same time how the hell can people navigate through this hellish life sober?
I’ve decided to join the akatsuki
Others fear or are angry with me because they've submitted to horrors that just piss me off.
>>134498618Look at the bottom right corner See the thick trunk?Those are tree tops because the person who took the pic was staying much higher and the trees grow on down the hill Thus only the tops are visible
I'm gonna get married in April next year and then while she is here I'm gonna take the GF (wife) to this lookout tower on a weekday at around noon so there's no one else around and then I'll have sex with her while enjoying the view
>becoming a rogue ninja cringe
>>134498499this>>134498608>This ain't photography class.I mean, he gave his general opinion on it at the end, that being it looks depressing.
>>134498722okay so then it might still be north carolina. if it is north carolina i'm still retarded but if it's not north carolina i'm double retarded
people who use proxies are the WEAKEST COWARDS on the entire plan/int/
This Russpig really is a knowitall type nigga.And those types of niggas are always the first ones getting beat the FUCK up...right boys?Roll up your sleeves, we gotta beat a red out of this general...
>>134498701But bro...Think about the friends you've made along the way...Isn't that the real path to becoming a ninja?
>this is what grills think of ushttps://twitter.com/rohanramdni/status/1329375303697719296
iiiii want to smoke but there are slugs outsideand i have to roll my own jointsi mean....
>>134498796Fuck off He's a million times better than you.First and last post to you.
>>134498823the fact that she can make herself cry and put on that hurt expression fills me with dread
>>134498876yeah, just found the thread's biggest seether
>>134498823>green hair>nose ring>soulless eyes>over expressive emotionsthis is the true female soyjak
das Deutsche schweine is mad.
>>134498891Not mad, just know a russpig when I see one...
>feeling a slight cramp on my lower right abdomenoh god no please
>>134498783A major telecom is rangebanned for some suspicious reason.
>Two nasty blondes anal fist until they both prolapse and then devour their giant red anal prolapses
>>134498823HahahahahaI have a coworker who WILL NOT SHUT UP about Joe Rogan. I feel this.
>>134498931did you eat the metal krusty o
>>134498931>one of the symptoms for appendicitis is an inability to pass gas>this morning I felt like I had to fart but couldn'toh god oh fuck jesus christ
>>134498961can you just get me... my.. drin... nvm ill step over you
Did anyone call that number? Current location would interest me.Your silence often tells me more than the things sometimes said. I'm that good.
>>134498926I knew you'd agree with the fact that you are literally german pig.
>>134498783I live in Japan but sometimes I proxy back to America so people will actually listen to what I'm saying instead of spamming "Pvt Gonzales, rape anyone today?"
>>134498931It could just be a kidney stone :)
>>134499041shut the fuck up Pvt Traymone Jackson
>>134498985I'm genuinely freaking out and about to have a panic attack
so why have all of the schizos of /int/ decided to congregate here tonight
>>134499041Recommend me a good proxy private!
>>134499041No means no
>>134499078>>134498931Is the pain still there?
>>134499078I'll try to remember to pray for you tonight bud
>>134499111yeah when i push on itit just suddenly appeared a few minutes ago
>>134499135You may want to get that checked out if the pain is still there in like 20 minutes I aint a doctor tho
>>134498823wonder how she'd react to getting her teeth rearranged by my fists
>>134499086It's caused by a psychic scream that only the gifted can hear.
>>134499099Buy a VPS and run VPN software on it.This isn't really any more expensive than a traditional VPN, and it completely bypasses the whole sharing your IP with literal pedophiles and "You look like a bot, please solve 11 captchas to continue" that plague normal VPNs.
from 13 to 19 i would randomly get debilitating stomach cramps after eating. the kind that hurt too much to speak. i started living on bread and water and fasting and became agoraphobic as a resultthen they just suddenly stopped after ruining my teenage years ha
>>134499153I'm worried that my folks won't find it as dire as I do and refuse to take me or let me go myself
>>134499113It's futile, don't bother and don't waste your time.
>>134499041Are you a soldier?
>>134499194Sounds like you just had intestinal parasites.
>>134499206Dude if you're legit worried that should be enough to convinced your folks better safe than sorry
>>134499041And? Managed to rape anyone today?
>>134499239they ran every test imaginable on me and couldn't find anything. it's really amazing how one thing like that can just completely change the trajectory of your life
>>134499210I pray to remind myself to be thankful you dumb fuck midwit-wannabe
>>134499086it's the 21st
>>134499210this is a silly post
>>134499041just stop raping people and the accusations will cease, it's not that hard
>>134499206Here's a protip.It's probably nothing.The hospital is literally going to send you home.Give it more time.
>>134499300Your post is a bit wrathful desu
niggas be like>8pm? Time for breakfast!
>>134499303nigga is that shit on the right puke
why come civ 5 judaism religion but no jewish civ? HMMMM?
>>134499337I'm a pantheist, not a christian or a catholic or whatever you're referencing.
>show up to the hospital during the worst part of the worst pandemic in a century>"uhhhh my stomach hurts :("screaming hollering rolling on the floor in tears
>>134499344Yo real talkbreakfast is so damn good that I eat it for every meal
>>134499328>dude just wait until it bursts>>134499364it's not in the stomach, it is exactly where the appendix is and it's different from any cramp i've felt before
>>134499300>you dumb fuck midwit-wannabeSin sin sinHow dare youyou are going to hellCongratulations
>>134499303looks like dogshit with a side of dog vomit
>>134499303so THIS is what flyovers eat?
yeah..... crazy man craze righttoday like i was at the shop and two mid 25s looked at me twice and once one before they leftis that.... sexual or do they just know i often go to the shop drunk and high
>>134499354>>134499365>>134499393>>134499394What the fuck is your problem? Were you molested? Do your parents not love you?
>>134499364you remind me of my former friends who laughed when I freaked out over literally having a mini-stroke
>>134499300incel shooter vibes
>>134498341what if they're a gay tranny
I can't lift the feelings away, brothers. No matter how heavy they are, it doesn't work.
>>134499418Is that supposed to be oatmeal yo wtf
>>134499392You don't speak for god
>>134499381The colon is also thereGo to the toilet take a dump, you'll feel much betterit'll go away
>>134499416also my typewhich is anything from evan peters to andy
>>134499418going to plead the fifth there bud
>>134499460He puts peanut butter in oatmeal.
>>134499418i dont think not finding your dogshit food appetizing correlates with either of things unless... you're ... projecting? lol.
i have never known a single person who actually had appendicitis
>>134499381Yeah I'd say go to the hospital had a cousins who had an appendix burstShit was awful >>134499506That's nasty
Post your food, incel freaks.
>>134499506Sounds like a good /fit/ combination, not so sure about the taste/texture.
>>134499381I can guarantee that will happen, or best case scenario that they ultrasound and find that you have a slightly inflamed GI tract, which is what these generally tend to be.I'm pretty sure you've stated that you're a hypochondriac. Doesn't help your case.
>>134499529My mother had it when I was in highschool. she said it was one of the worst pains she ever felt. Woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me she was going to the hospital so they could remove it.
>>134499506I put peanut butter in oatmeal and it looks nothing like that.
drinking beer for desert
ate 3 bagels bros
>>134499467"Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear" (Ephesians 4:29)"With it we bless our Lord and Father, and with it we curse people who are made in the likeness of God. From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so" (James 3:9-10) "But above all, my brothers, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or by any other oath, but let your 'yes' be yes and your 'no' be no, so that you may not fall under condemnation" (James 5:12)"The good person out of the good treasure of his heart produces good, and the evil person out of his evil treasure produces evil, for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaks" (Luke 6:45)YOU ARE GOING TO HELL, wannabe christian go read the book.
>>134499579Maybe you cook your oatmeal in water or don't put a lot of peanut butter in because you're a soyboy?
might have consumption
>>134499561>I'm pretty sure you've stated that you're a hypochondriac.what the fuck are you talking about
most people here aren't shallow attention whores who feel the need to post pictures of their food
>>134499418Man, if that breakfast is supposed to correlate to love, then I don't think you've ever been loved.
>>134499603>wannabe christianI'm pantheist you dumb bitch
>>134499605I cook my nuts in your mom's mouth
>>134498823This bitches whole life is consooming products made from resources mined by child slaves
>>134499605or maybe he just doesn't suck dick at cooking like you?
lmao this dude eating mcdonalds and don't wanna post it....
>>134499303The only thing on that plate I would eat is the kielbasa. And only if that's what that actually is
I'm like oh fuck I forgot my phone.I'm like let's go back so I can get it and I'll just go back to my place alone (which is what she seemed to want)She's like no, don't miss this bus and she's bringing it in person.And I've always been aware that her "ex" bf always seemed to be pretty tech savvy.Good people the whole lot but stuff went sideways jokes were made about situations I didn't find funny, but then I could escalate the whole test sort of thing and then I'd be laughing but also sad because I don't like to do that to people.
>>134499678>kielbasathat's not kielbasa, that's a literal log of shit dude
>>134499314>this is a silly postWhat's silly about it?
>>134499663LOL owned you fucking retard
>>134499614The food has nothing to do with it, your temperament does. Obviously you're a low IQ Urkelkin.
Had some Taco Bell today and it hit me that it literally everything at Taco Bell tastes exactly the fucking same
I just camegonna sleep now
>>134499611If you're the same guy I think you are.Complain about your parents and being sick and how shitty life is a lot.
>>134499678Those are beef hotdogs.
>>134499728Yeah, the menu is the same ingredients put together in different orders.
>>134499704prayer is an avenue for thinking about your life, admitting the aspects of it that you are not satisfied with, reflecting on the things you might be doing right, and realizing how you can improve your life or at least alleviate suffering.
>>134499707pantheists don't prayif you pray you acknowledge that the divine being is listening to you and is willing to act to please you. It's utter nonsense.
>>134499715>your temperament doesIt looks like shit, would you rather we lie? If your parents actually loved you, they'd teach you how to cook you massive sperg.
Just passed gas and shittedMaybe I'll be alright>>134499741Nah I'm pretty happy with my life and I've never really had a sickness scare before
>>1344997151.)What?2.)Whiter than you, brown hair mutt.
>>134499750Did you cook them in maple syrup or do you cook your hotdogs more than any other meat?
>>134499756just feels like a giant scam 2bh
>>134499804I cook everything in lard. I like my hot dogs crispy, so I cook them a lot. I only like steak rare.
I can see that lone star from a thousand miles awaaaaay
>>134499796Gotcha. Sorry, wrong guy.
>>134499776>pantheists don't prayLook at that, you're wrong again because I do pray.>if you pray you acknowledge that the divine being is listening to youIf I hear my prayers myself them God is listening because the universe is God, or at least a piece of god. I already told you I pray to remind myself to be thankful, but you have the IQ of a pip mouse so I don't expect you to remember something from 5 minutes ago
>>134499769According to your description it's redundant. You can think and ponder over your life w/o praying.
>>134499833You are a funny fellow
I wish our society had a Goddess to worship.
>>134499451if they don't nag and annoy people then they are alright.
>>134499859If that's the case then God is fucking tired of your nonsense. Take a break please.
>Though I have a broken heart>I'm too busy to be heartbroken>There's a lot of things that need to be done>Lord, I have a broken heart>And I'm wasted all the time>I've gotta drink you right off of my mind>I've been told that this will heal, given time>Lord, I have a broken heartImagine relating to this. What a loser simp am I right?
>>134499859>If I hear my prayers myself them God is listening because the universe is God,If the universe is God or omniscient, what's the point of praying? Wouldn't God already know what you want since you're a part of God?
>>134499925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJCYyrbhTogok what do i call you?
I can understand why a woman would want to be a man
would be into the whole religion thing more if wasn't so grim and dire
>>134499903You can always turn the Statue of Liberty into a manifestation of Columbia and form a religion of civic virtue and American values.
>>134499883you are just flailing now. do you ever do this? do you think this behavior is common for atheists?
>>134499943>what's the point of prayingread the next sentence of the post you quoted
Supper>boiled and then reheated hot dog>bag of cheetos>ramen with hot sauce
>>134499903Worship the Earth as a life-giving fertility goddess.
>>134499968That won't work because I hate the statue of liberty and this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARYL03Dq8cgWhy is there such a heavy border control between Canada and the US? I always thought you were like Brazil and Uruguay with no border control whatsoever. I'm sad now, I thought you were frens.
>>134500008bc of 911
>>134499903Hail Columbia>>134499968fuck that jewish copper bullshitratty immigrants can fuck off
>>134499969>this behaviorWhat behaviour?>>134499969>do this?Do what?
I had a large can of tuna with a little mayo, hot sauce, pepper, onion powder and salt crackers. That's like 50+ grams of protein right there for the gains.
>>134500034What hot sauce?
>>134500008there was almost no border control even after 911 but things have changed somehow
>>134499972Yeah, but then it's not really prayer, it's more of veneration. Prayer specifically implies you communicating with a divine being for aide or benefit.
Do they really?
>>134500055rcmp is probably preparing for shit to hit the fan down here
>>134500046De la Viuda
>>134500076No worries, I'm going to visit the US, I'll bring all of guns, I'll save yall
>>134500066Yes In and Out is fire and gives good wages.
In and Out is crap.
>>134500066cum-brain in actionthey aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
>>134500066Yes.In-N-Out is not even that good.Wendy's is better.Then you've got fucking idiots comparing it to five guys which is dumb because it's not in the same league and five guys is not fast food.
Why is the elections sticky still up? That's not even relevant anymore. Hiromoot really doesn't care about us.
haha sorry but it was funny
>columbine shooting>aurora shooting>now thisAre Denver's suburbs completely soulless or something?
>>134500066when will the californian menace be dealt with?
>All discussion of the American Civil War should be posted on /pol/.
I wanna go to bed, but I don't wanna deal with the bedtime thoughts. Should just install an off switch in the noggin
>>134500165Because /pol/'s still throwing a tantrum.
the woman who cheated on her boyfriend with me is getting married to him soon
>>134500061>Prayer specifically implies you communicating with a divine being for aide or benefitAccording to who exactly? There is no authority figure in my religion outside of god.I have never asked for anything for myself when I pray, I pray mainly to say thanks for everything I have to be thankful for and to pray for others. That is what prayer is for me, for me to even consider asking for something selfish like that would have to be a matter of life and death and even then I'm not sure if I would. This is the last I will say on how I pray because it's not something I like to talk about openly.
>Rovsing's sign, named after the Danish surgeon Niels Thorkild Rovsing (1862–1927), is a sign of appendicitis. If palpation of the left lower quadrant of a person's abdomen increases the pain felt in the right lower quadrant, the patient is said to have a positive Rovsing's sign and may have appendicitis.Well kneading my LLQ isn't making it hurt so I might be safe
>>134500224sloppy firsts and thirds
>>134500224Does he know? You should let him know she did that.Sleeping with her was wrong, and letting him marry a whore is also wrong.
>>134500165It'll probably be up until the 14th or Inauguration Day
>>134500066>waiting 12 hours for a mediocre burger
>>134500199Yes denver is culturally californian
>>134500224don't hate women but the human race really is a despicable ugly thing
>>134500238What are YOU testing and did it work?
>>134500264*14th of December
>>134500294hahahahaha imagine if this hamster was wearing that repent sinner shirt
Humans are capable of virtue, the masses lack a benevolent elite to lead them. They are at the mercy of elites that hate them and want them to suffer.The capitalist class wants them poor and pathetic, pursuing product and coom.
is eating ass "butt head?"
read a post from a member of the unwashed masses who is poor, pathetic and pursues product and coom
>>134500368You are not capable of virtue. Everything about you is loathsome.
I still love this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkcmfgoJic
>>134500229It's just an interesting usage of the word "prayer" which is defined as an act of supplication or intercession directed towards a deity.You're saying that you venerate your deity/deities daily, not pray to them.
I'm wondering what chamomile tea mixed with vodka or other spirits would taste like.
>>134500433dubs of truth
>>134500455tea and whiskey is great
>You are not capable of virtue. Everything about you is loathsome.
/cum/ is so fast now
>>134500441>intercessionwhat does this mean to you?where do you get your definition from?
>>134500471mirin those kicks tho
>>134500373Too intellectual for this thread
>>134500433This>>134500471And here he proves it
>And here he proves it
>>134500478yeah, it's saturday night, not a weekday morning.
lole jason cooms like everyday
>>134500486The act of intercedeing on someone else's behalf. To intercede is to intervene on someone else's behalf.The internet and my brain.
>>134500525What the fuck is your problem? Were you molested? Do your parents not love you?
dont know what to do lads
>>134500550That isn't true. I fap once or twice a week.>>134500587Post physique, soyboy.
currently wasting my time in a conversation with somebody who doesn't even understand their own words
>>134500587He's a nutcase whose posting style is so bad it's recognizable. If someone posts pictures of badly prepared food or quotes someone without replying to them while posting an image like that, 99% of the time it's him.
>>134500661wtf is this real
>>134500624do do doo do do do do doo do dodo
>>134500661wtf is this webm real??
>>134500684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4bsQ6nsEZ8the fun's just started
>>134500652My physique has nothing to do with this, your temperament does. Obviously you're a low IQ Urkelkin.
Just won a debate.
>>134500724What the fuck is your problem? Were you molested? Do your parents not love you?
I want to do omegle video chat, but I don't have a webcam. Should I buy one? I could stream myself playing vidya that way as well.
My parents love me
>>134500705nothing just dont know what to watchis it gonna be modern family luke season 10ori dunnotell me something
oi vey with this kid already x
>>134500783Young Bill Gates was handsome in a nerdy way
Thanksgiving is one of the worst holidgays. Just Fourth of July done wrong, when you think about it. Compare:>Fourth of JulyOutdoor party with fireworks, maybe poolside>ThanksgivingStuffed indoors watching a gay parade and footb*ll>Fourth of JulyBarbecue+beer as all real Americans prefer>ThanksgivingDisgusting Thanksgiving foods like cranberry sauce and stuffing. You say they're good, well why don't you eat them any other time of the year>Fourth of JulySpent celebrating with your bros>ThanksgivingSpent travelling for hours to see people you don't even like>Fourth of JulyAbout how we kicked bong ass and became the best>ThanksgivingWho knows? What is this holiday even about????
Is Mexico as bad of a place as American media depicts it?
>>134500066would rather chick-fil-a or shake shack desu
>>134500755No, don't do it, it's a waste of moneyMost streamers use decent gear, you are not going to get good pic using an average webcam.