What has your country invented?
>>130562920Everything and this startup.
literally the modern world as you know ityou're welcome
Some cool shit
>>130563150Fuck you for that.
>>130562920>chocolate chip cookieCookies were invented by the Dutch, but an even more primitive kind was invented by the Persians millenia ago.I mean, if you think that shaping chocolate into a mini turd counts as an invention, by all means I guess it’s an invention.The only thing Americans did was mix two already existing mediums and that’s it
>>130566047>Describes 95% of food
>>130562920Thank God we invented wooden pallets. How else would survivors survive?! Haahahahahahahahagwyag
oh boy, where to start...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_inventions_and_discoveries
>>130562920i cant think of anything
>>130562920>buffalo wingsDoes cooking a chicken count as an invention?
>>130566104Then why word it as such where it sounds as if the US is the soul inventor of it? Americans are the least humble people around
>>130567084They still consider sliced bread the best invention of human civilization.
>>130567084.A Buffalo wing, in the cuisine of the United States, is an unbreaded chicken wing section that is generally deep-fried then coated or dipped in a sauce consisting of a vinegar-based cayenne pepper hot sauce and melted butter prior to serving. So it's not just cooking it
the airplane the radio
>>130563124>>130566047>>130566515>>130566994>>130567084Calm your hate boner and just answer the question, you people are sad.
We invented a boatski
Native American inventions:>Chocolate>Popcorn>Maple Syrup>Smoking Tobacco>Peyote>Ayahuasca>Rubber>Kayaks>Teepees>Snow GogglesRemember to say thank you to the Native Americans!
Everything and more
>>130567240I'd give credit to internet But that's not mentioned here
Gay marriage in 1989
>>130567337Based natives, I should dick down a girl at the local reservation as a token of my gratitude
>>130567337I would say something, but everyone just assumes I’m white on here. I’m waiting for my thanks
>>130562920we invented burning man which the U.S.A culturally appropiated
>>130567240Just chill America I was just asking does the food recipes count as an invention. Also adding the greatest invention of all time from Finland a boat which uses wind to move
>>130566803>Bank>Casino>MafiaI sense a pattern
>>130567337>PopcornIt's corn, dumbass
>>130568192Yo sóy una pirata uwu
>>130567610my brother :)
gay sex and genocide
You may not like it, but this is what peak civilization looks like
Some kind of S&M machine
>>130568192>CornCome back, John
>>130562920We invented America.
>>130567476>Gay marriage in 1989Holy shit, really? Fucking based.
>>130568893Based. The North Atlantic alliance will forever be invincible.
We invented the poop shelf.
>>130568935No they didn't. Gay marriage was legalised in 2012 in Denmark.
>Wir suchen Dich>Dickmilch>Super DickmannsWe discovered that sex sells.
>>130563150take us back you sunuvabitch
>>130568893gutayne morgayne, pardner https://youtu.be/1_dH403pqRU
>>130569145Cute accent <3
>>130569404>top left bullshit logic that breeds shit like pic related.
>be germany>invent communism>invent national socialism>export communism to eastern europe>use national socialism to completely destroy the whole of europe including ourselves>get billions in free money from the naive allies to rebuild our economy>allies are kind enough to even send thousands of their soldiers to defend us from eastern threats>meanwhile, eastern europe brutally suffers from communism that we invented while we get to enjoy the fruits of capitalism, catapulting us into being europe's biggest economy>communism completely destroys eastern europe for centuries to come, we use millions of their destitute migrants for ultra-cheap labor to prop up our economy>be super smug about everything and make fun of the allies AND eastern europe to this day because the ensuing butthurt sustains usWe invented victoryless war victories.
>130569600you didn't invent national socialism, italians did
No proper (You), no reply. Asshole.
>>130569404those kinds of pictures are always so funny
i lowkey pop a stiffy when i hear a girl speaking german but that's neither here nor there
>>130569850Please come to Germany and FUCK our women!
>>130569072We call those negerzoenen
>>130569914Why is your language so awesome? I remember being high and walking through Amsterdam and seeing signs/posters that sad "verhuurt" and "verkocht" which translates to "whored" and "overcooked" in Germany. It wasn't my proudest giggle fit, but it was my longest.
>>130562920alternate current and Tesláez coils
>>130569882i don't think they'd want to fuck me but thanks for the offer
>>130570298I believe in you, anon <3
>>130569572>>130570506fat fucking americans who think that cooking is actually inventing something
>>130567982>does the food recipes count as an inventionask any european and they will tell you yes so they can take credit inventing some dish
We haven't created/discovered a lot of things, but I hope to change that
>>130562920Lollipops and mops. Spanish invention=glue a stick to something.Also submarines, prototype helicopters (autogiro), and table football
>>130566803>hiv virus>actually an americanthese lists are a bit silly
Ships, navigation tools and astronomy and mapping shit back in the day.Other than that we are inventionlets
>>130569404surely that image is parody
>>130571010>Portuguese invented shipsSome ships, you mean. Also feijoada.
>>130569404>>130562920Why everyone think they invented the chip card
>>130571010China invented it long before you.
>>130562920>barcode 1952I tought it was invented in 70s
>>130567982Its spedes invention?
>>130562920First semi-auto rifleColor TVContraceptive pillTridilosa
More than anyone else ever
>>130574391>Color TVZvorykin, Russian
>>130562920Caller IDPersonal stereo (the father of the Walkman)Automatic transmission using hydraulic fluid
>>130562920The Colombian necktie
>>130563150you killed it
>>130569600Marx and engels were two jews not germans...
>>130562920Aluminium and Lego
>>130569058Don't be a nigger. It was allowed in Church in 2012. You could be a Homo and be married at the Courthouse in 1989
>>130568893Ironically, it was a bunch of !Brits citing Greek and French philosophers who invented America. Germans were just the poor working class we imported, kind of like how Europe is importing Muslims.