business idea: einsatzgruppen for anti-deano operations
ah yes just move to a foreign third world shithole
>>127933622Cheshire isn't third world
Took LSD last nightIt was fun but uh what’s the point it’s just confusing as fuck
>>127933705depends what your doing innit
non league footy is finally back on lads
>>127933705There is no point 4-ho-met is the best psychedelic hands down way better visuals and you're completely sober and sharp no weird useless shit
Have noticed a lot of the anti mask types are sub 80 iq deanos that think the virus is something they can beat up outside a nightclub.
>>127933563Be careful, judaism moves through the mothers line, not the fathers
>>127933759It's called The Scottish Premiership.
last ass creed game i played was rogueare any of them worth playing?
>>127933753>>127933768The only decent thing was when I went for a smoke and saw myself age and decompose in the mirror which is a fair shake I should kick the smokesOther than that I was babbling incoherently at the gf and just generally keeping her awake
>>127933501LYMN MENTIONEDLYMN MENTIONED
Mask wearers are Remain voting bourgeois bugmen who fear death.
>>127933622whats wrong with that idea?
>>127933782Oh no my kids will be able to get into good education and make important connections through their religion nonono
>>127933705Have you tried DMT?
>>127933803The one where you ran around killing redcoats in the colonies was fun when i was a kid. I tried getting black flag recently but it was so slow and i just wanted to do ship battles
I just want some lads
>>127933844Lymn is on the map :)
>>127933782it moves through both by different logic
>>127933887wtf is a red coat?
>>127933882Nah cba with that shit it’s too muchI’ll be honest I think the psychedelic soul searching is fun but it’s a whole lot of nothing in the centre. It’s just a useless chemical.
>>127933843Kek where do Italians even get acid we just order 1P-LSD on the clearweb and get it delivered. 15 euros 3 120ug tabs
>>127933887Just about the worst take of all time
>>127933935thought that is illegal now
>>127933903the eternal deano...
>>127933935>>127933925>>127933887Lotta retards here atmIm out
>>127933935I’m Irish I make it from mouldy bread then synthesise it onto my urethra
12BrotherhoodBlack flagRest are crap
nah but really what is a redcoat is it some meme i missed out on?
>>127933903Hate everything about this except the slags and I feel that reflects poorly on me
>>127934059Whos army wore red coats for hundreds of years
anyone watching alex jones lately? what is he making of the whole 'rona thing?
>>127934125nah, not a virgin. sorry, lad.
>>127934109I'm pretty sure they all wore red coats before 1900.
>>127934125it doesn't exist but trump is doing a terrific job containing it
>not going for a walk during the whole LSD peak
HEY! WEE BAIRN! HIE YE HENCE FROM ME HEATH!
>it doesn't exist but trump is doing a terrific job containing it
whose army wore red? ours wore camo? is it russia or china?
>>127934223>stuck in a loop>wandering the same 2m^2 for 5 hoursfab
>>127934299shut up mong
>>127934210he's STILL shilling for trump? christ what a melt
>>127934310Hard to get stuck in a loop when the scene around you is changing all the time.
>>127934258Who is this strapping young homosexual
>>127934321why is this a surprise to you
https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/18620366.man-pleads-guilty-sex-chickens/I love Bradford me
didn't know that autistic bikecel got arrested
fucking love teenage arse in leggings where you can see the knickers through them
>>127934310most fun i ever had on acid was peeling a satsuma, removing the segments one by one and then removing the stringy bits. not sure why but was very satisfying.
>>127934384>Bradford City are called the Bantams and have a cockerel on their logopottery
>>127934358trump basically shafted him publicly after he didn't need him anymore
>>127934384he's not brown, so it won't make the (real) news
>>127934223>Not standing in a field listening to the same song for 4 hours having the flowers sing to you while you stare at blue and red hills
>>127934421For me its looking at the stars and moon
>>127934371Whats the lore behind this in the Hungarian general?
>spanish stole all that gold from the aztecs>still a poor country now relying on baz and his mates spending in marbellapathetic
just imagine there being amenities like swimming pools and libraries in yorkshire.just picture loads of rows of terrace houses and hilly fields
Still struggling to Ollie while moving even though I can heelflip
>>127934473all your bait is awful. no wonder you hide behind a vpn.
This is how I imagine the South African Jew looks like
>>127934558I can do a 1080 natas spin
where should i start with the soulsborne/sekiro games lads
always enjoy seeing women's underwear through their trousers
>>127934590man like sam hyde lol
>>127934558how long did that take you
need some porn recommendation lads
any high dose LSD dildo rider man in?
>>127934731NotSoAmateur on pornhub
>>127934706Heelflip? At least 8 months since I first started to learn to heelflip although by learning I mean "trying it for about 15 minutes once a week"
>>127934472its fine for trump to do that because associating yourself with someone who thinks school shootings arent real is quite a good ideaalex probably wants to support trump still because turning his fanbase anti-trump might actually affect who wins 2020
where do you start with the yakuza games
>>127934731i've been watching that new genderx channel on xvideos.
>>127934731The Graduate (1967)
>>127934746Was riding metaphorical dildos in ether space last night kid, heh, ain’t wasn’t nothin personnel about it x
>>127934590Wow, the spitting image of Jeff Goldblum
>>127934803you press the start button
would love to give priti patels arsehole a good tonguing
need to go to the talyllyn railway in wales
>>127934897same lad. would be amazing.
>>127933563Need her to crush my pathetic goy bollocks
does anyone else try to help the janny do his job?if i see racism outside of /b/, trolling outside of /b/, begging, advertising, calls to raids, reporting reports and off topic posts - you can bet that the relevant authorities will be seeing it too.
>>127934803Start with 5 then play 3. After that play 6, kiwami, 2 and then zero.
>>127934916Any videos of that entering a tunnel? Asking for a friend
rorke wearing a facenappy cos the ruling class nonces told him to
The acid afterglow is better than acid itself
>>127934962Secret Magyar stuff
>>127934949yeah and with multiple ips as well so its actually effective
>>127934949why do you think 190 was banned recently
Hello partner. What are you looking at?
>>127935047He was on at 1am saying he 110% wasnt a nonce
>>127935063My condition is stable
>>127934989no idea, I don't think that railway has any tunnels but idk
>>127935078i mean a few days ago
>>127935063haha he horse
>>127935039good man.we need to wipe casual trolling, racism, begging and other violations out of brit
>>127935134Okay I looked it up there used to be a tunnel but the tracks got pulled up there
>>127935142Impunity shouldn’t mean licence. Control yourself you god damn animal.
>>127935142Come on man, it's 2020. Time to cut back to 4 niggers.
where does the term "Aussie" come from?
now on episode 8 of my 12 part documentary series on human history
>>127935203Too many "trainspotters" hanging around watching
playing MW2 remastered lads
>>127935224It's cockney rhyming slang for OC, which is Orange County, California
>>127935224reckon it's got something to do with the country Australia
Find the background noise of the automatic hoover to be very relaxing, I wish it could hoover my face into nothing and spit it back out a globule of goo.
>>127935279yeah but how do you go from Australia to Aussie
>>127935210>control yourselfIs Irish
Imagine not having a pure blunt the second you feel your trip kicking in
>>127935142how does it feel to know that i have that much control over you that i on the other side of the world have the power to make you turn your phone off and back on again whenever i feel like it
>>127935217Proof that he was on last night? Or proof that he's a nonce?
>>127935298Do they sound different in your garbled mongrel accent?
>>127935274Why aren't you playing Ghost of Tsushima?
>>127935298It’s a common theme in English syntax to add the suffix -ie or -y to stuff. It just is.
>>127935298Australia - tralia = AusAus + -ie (very common prefix for nicknames) = AussieIt's not rocket science João
>>127935351I mean it takes like 10 seconds lol
never done psychedelics and my mental elf is so shit now i wouldn't even want to for fear of a bad trip
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.
The tinder prospects
>>127935385He was on last night because i was there so theres ny word as a gentleman And him being a nonce? The whole story that he told some girl he fingeres his niece or something is bollocks but it winds him up. I never said it myself just relaying information
>>127935482Suffix? Dont like southern counties myself
>>127935479How does it feel knowing I have the power to force your eyeballs to look at this image? Utterly under my thumb
>>127935497No idea what you look like but shes out of your league buddy
>In central Arabia, ... the girl is not forced to marry her male cousin, but she cannot marry another unless he gives consent. The force of the custom is seen in one case from Jordan when the father arranged for the marriage of his daughter to an outsider without obtaining the consent of her male cousin. When the marriage procession progressed with the bride toward the house of the bridegroom, the male cousin rushed forward, snatched away the girl, and forced her into his own house. This was regarded by all as a lawful marriage. In Iraq, the right of the cousin has also traditionally been followed and a girl breaking the rule without the consent of the male cousin could have ended up murdered by him.mental
>>127935497but, her face!
>>127935555Ho li grim
>>127935584Please dont say that m8 I want to fuck sex sex sex her
>>127935544you should be a stand up comedian
>>127935657Take it back you could do better x
>>127935555omlette au fromage
Acid? I'm more of a swallowing mdma chunks until I start hallucinating kind of guy
>>127935706I choose to take this as a genuine compliment. Thanks
where to get gf like tgis?
>>127935728I’m thinking you’re more of a swallowing large globules of cum kinda guy, like all Dutch people.
me? no, I've actually never "had sex"
>>127935489In all seriousness lad my mental elf were shit but after taking LSD for the first time it completely changed my life and cured my depression. It was a mix of a good trip and a bad trip just got to know how to control it and get out of a bad trip. Watch that psychedelic trip thing on Netflix lad
>>127935657get a BLOODY haircut
>>127935777me? Neither have i
Why does everyone in /brit/ think tattoos are degenerate? Are you all actual virgins?
>>127935712That is NOT me. BAD post.
>>127935832Because they’re tacky and cheap.
>>127935728this guy likes to suck off large black men
what does your gfs arsehole smell like?
>>127935832Tattooed hands wrote this post
>>127935774I have swallowed cum yes how did you know
>>127935817like what kind though
>>127935832they're ugly and make you look like a trashy working class mong.
>>127935867Like taco spice mix
>>127935839Its sunday im being nice apart from to the black as bog Irish
>>127935883me except people don't initially like me
>>127935889short sides at least
>>127935832I'm not working class so tattoos aren't for me
>>127935867smells like something that doesn't exist
>>127935875You’re Dutch>>127935923It’s okay I don’t like you either you fucking faggot and honestly I want you dead and decomposing
>>127935924oh yeah? i like you lad
>>127935927not very helpfulsuggest an actual style / cut
Can you get away with wearing navy instead of black at a funeral
>>127935854>>127935897>>127935943Yeah I'm sure you're all clean shaven Harrod's shopers yourselves
>>127935832I dont want to desecrate my temple. Simple as.
In the darkness, I'm so alone, endless pit of sadness, my lonely throneThinking about happiness, it makes me sad, Wish I 'd never been born, why, Dad?
the interpretation of art is just scripture interpretation for atheists
>>127935997Wear white and celebrate their life
Good morning fellas
>>127935964Classic violent fenian response. I thought we could talk it over some Guinness an taytos but nah
>>127935630>Exodus 23:19 Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the LORD your God. Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk.what
>2020>man's not rocking a medium skin fade with the hair slightly longer on top coming forward with a messy lookoh my days
>>127935999Yeah, generally I like to do stuff like shower and wear clean clothes and be looking groomed. I’d like to think most people do. Don’t understand what this has to do with tattoos?
>>127936051hey mateoff to bed now actually me
>>127936070It's saying stuff like making a black pudding with a mummy pig and her baby pig mixed together is haram
>>127936076the dickhead broccoli paki/deano look
>>127936051Greetings fine sir. Looking quite dapper for Church arent we?
mental how there has never been one single instance in the history of humanity of a tattoo or tattoos making a girl more attractive for having had it
>>127936112yeah even after initially
And then the lord said dont count your chickens before thy shitExcrement 14:2
>>127936130no it isn't it's just saying don't boil a goat in milk
>>127936076That's so 2015 manFor me, it's using my thick luscious locks to form a nice big slick back pompadour with longer sides to create a ducks arse
aldi strawberry and lime cider is just as nice as the kopp and rekorderlig ones and not even half the price
>>127936188Girl I like is really hot with her tattoos 2bf it suits her personality
>>127936135whichever way you slice it, nothing looks cleaner than skin on the back / sides fading into slightly longer hair as you go higher up
and then the lord exclaimed "fucking hell what's that snake bastard done now?"
love how triggered people get when you say tattoos are shit.
writing frightening verse to a buck-tooth girl in luxembourg lads
Niggas really be walking around with “pompadours” looking like Johnny Bravo in 2020
>>127936207look mate I'm actually a priest so you might as well just apologise for being wrong
when are you getting a ps5/xbox series x lads
When will the ink blob scar meme end?Heavy metals and dye seeping into your lymphatic system is not good.
>>127936264all your posts are shit
>>127936188girl I know got freckles tattooed on her facekinda cute desu
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE
mad how back in the day humans could just turn up anywhere in the world on their own and they knew how to feed themselves, get water etc and could survive for as long as they needednowadays if one of you were dropped off by the ural mountains you'd be dead in a week
people who get tattoos are immature brainlets who think they'll be 20 forever.
>>127936310what the fuck
>>127936285Play rts on pc like an adult
>>127936326Did he fall and hit his head? Ouchie
>>127936326Did he have a ickle tumble? Aww
>being triggered by tattoos in 2020an uphill battle you're setting yourself up for there
>>127936332dont think thats true
>>127936050Thank you coys, very cool
>People with tattoos get triggered when /brit/ hates on them>People on /brit/ get triggered when someone has a tattoo
>>127936326what befell this unfortunate gentleman?
>>127936380well it is true i've just told you
>>127936332I'd go in time and send yer mam to Auschwitz
>>127936394saying tattoos are shit isnt being triggered, its just a statement.
>>127936363>>127936365>>127936395He got shot inside a Walmart right next to a McDonald’sGod bless
>>127936401based truth teller
>>127936326SHE fell over! SHE fell over!
would prob get a tattoo if I could think of anything I'd want to get done on me
Going to get a tattoo of the words "KEK BITCH" on my face
Keep getting bitten by horse flys, I’m covered in bites. They also gravitate towards shit. I hope that isn’t a reflection of me.
>mfw pc fags will never, EVER play Bloodborne, Ghost of Tsushima, the Last Guardian etc
eating a bacon sarnie and drinking a 'fee. v60 this time
for me, it's halo
remember when corbyn didnt win
>>127936447What race was the killer
>>127936337you sound high-inhibition
>>127936522personally still waiting for the youthquake
corr imagine zoomer sex ed>now, children, sometimes women have willies and sometimes they have vaginas
Why CAN'T you live like you're 20 forever? What's wrong with that? Why conform to what le society says you should be?
everyone at work who has a tattoo is a cunti don't know why people do it to themselves
>>127936525Asking the real questions
>>127936500haha, drunk fucking paddy smelling of shit and being a drunk fucking paddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!! AND HE'S A DRUNK FUCKING padydydy shnkldshndfs
>>127936502probably will one day but thats 3 games vs like a million pc exclusives you'll never play. thats a trade-off im ok with x
Tattoos have lost all their edge in 2020 No point in getting one unless you are joining a military unit or a gang.
>>127936559hahahaha remember when the youthquake never happened
>Melbourne has declared a state of disaster, imposing stricter measures including nightly curfews and limits on movement.>This comes as the state confirmed 671 new COVID-19 cases and seven new deaths.NOOOOOOOOOO SEVEN DEATHS
>>127936561But you are conforming thats the irony. Your tattoo isnt unique or special
Americans be like “Hey there my names Brad and I was molested by my uncle Dennis throughout the entirety of my adolescence which has left me severely mentally scarred and intensely depressed. You fellas sell Diet Coke here?”
>>127936578i have a pc too for strategy games like DH and older stuffFPS, RPGs are better on PC in general but I find it more comfortable to lay on my bed with a controller
>>127936554dont care what a brainlet non-country has surmised from a single sentence.
>spending money to get a blob on your skinWow you are such an individual
>>127936561because skins sags
I don't 'conform', I perform.
is there any need for modern consoles to be the size they are? should they not just be the size of an old CD-walkman given how micro the tech needed can be now?
People calling tattos degenerate post pics like this on Facebook. They think they're Humphrey Bogart because they don't have tattoos and have a false sense of granduer
>>127936502but I did play bloodborne
>>127936076I'm bald you insensitive cunt
people with extensive tattoo work are invariably complete tossers. literally no exceptions.
more like the soyquake
>>127936603for australia, which has hardly any cases, melbourne is really badin the grand scheme nahbut I get where victoria's coming from
>>127936624>Your tattoo isnt unique or specialIf you get a flash tattoo, sure. If you get a unique design then you have an artist creating a custom piece of artwork for you
>>127936692vrgh... the SHELVES of SONY
find it bizarre that the abenaki welcomed the pilgrims onto their land rather than just slaughtering them on sightthey surely must have known what was coming
>>127936679Yeah nice picture mate, you’re a smart one. What’s the next big tat gonna be little guy?
>>127936679calm down you triggered little bitch and sort your posts out.
>>127936588people dont do it to be edgy. not even the most extreme edge lords have that in mind. they all do it because they like the style as horrifying as it might be. people grow up differently and learn to appreciate different things. simple as
>>127936627Irish be like "Give me a bucket of cocktail sausages"
>>127936561You will become a balding 30s man with no children or family, stuck in a 30 person pod flatshare in london. You will die alone because you chose to live like a manchild 20 years too long
>>127936677Its all cd drives an fans
>>127936763Looks alri, who are you to be sniffing at delicious sausage? Being the gay boy that you are.
>noooo you can't have a pc and a console that's not fair!
at least wait for tattoos to be very easily, painlessly and cheaply removed before doing that cringey shit to yourself.
>he doesn't have a PC, PS4 and hacked 3DScan play almost any game i want other than ones for the Switch, but aside from Breath of the Wild it has no games so who cares
>>127936517Does that still exist? Wew
>at least wait for tattoos to be very easily, painlessly and cheaply removed before doing that cringey shit to yourself.
>>127936740Even then most people wont look twice at it unless youre a tattoo enthusiast. And most people do get souless generic ones. You ever seen a footballer and thought wow what great tattoos or even remember any of them as they merge into one big tattoo'd mess
*starves ireland, scotland and england*
>>127936840>nooo i must conform and permanently ruin my skin because working class deano retards and degenerate celebrities say its coooooool
WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE
>>127936827Sorry mate, I didn't mean to imply there was ought wrong with your bucket of sausages
I have a wife and a child and own a home.Still skateboard, still get tattoos, still have fun, play video games, have a full head of hair to style>but nooo society says you must be a boomer now
>>127936627would record myself saying this for a laugh but I cant be fucked
Just dumped a box of 100 cocktail sausages from supermacs onto my bollocks
>>127936898Footballers are deanos with no taste so not the best example
>>127936975Why even bring it up then?
>>127936972so youre a cringey manchild. very impressive mate well done.
Feel like there's so many games I've missed out on lads.Never played any Final Fantasy, Castlevania or Resident Evil games for example.Didn't really play much from 2015-2018 so I fell behind even further then, I've been clearing games off my list since April this year but there's still so much.
>>127936989Burst out laughing at this. Maybe life IS worth living
>>127936827Good post mate. You can do a lot worse than cocktail sausages. You can do better, but you can do a lot worse. Especially if you dip them in a delicious sauce of some kind.
>>127936972Prove it. •video of you doing a kickflip•photo of your marriage certificate•your childs birth certificate•all tattoos/identifying marks•gaming setup•your hair•your home at at least 1 mortgage payment
>>127936972Think you ought to renounce the childish things, it’s not good.
>>127937082Then you'll be a man my son
>>127937053I’m happy to make you happy
>>127936972for the unaware: this is leftypol blogging don't tell me how I know
Would buy all of these buckets and then put the contents in an even larger bucket
/brit/ is full of drug taking deanos who whine about games
>>127937145Is it because said poster seems to have their life in some semblance of order whereas rorke is a scum sucking grub on the pits of society?
>NOO I'M A BORING BASTARD AND I'VE PERSUADED MYSELF INTO THINKING THAT I'M MATURE BECAUSE OF THAT!!>NOO STOP HAVING FUN! IT'S THE WRONG KIND OF FUN!!
im so fucking stupid
You gain nothing from getting tattoos
>>127937177Do they come hot? Or