weed oil heating up
>>126046661go away evil dogger
does anyone truly like biden?
when are we getting more free money
>>126046631>>126046724Anyway, who can piss the farthest? I know that if I push really hard my stream could probably cross a road.
hes so cute and good at music bros
>>126046769the day before the election
>>126046760no but my hatred of cheeto hitler is all i need to vote for him
My buddy is getting a hookerI want one too
>>126046775i have a very strong bladder
>>126046787can the american people just agree to start a bidding war with trump and biden? whoever gets us more gibs
>>126046808I'm like a pee factory, any liquid that goes in comes out 20 minutes later twice as strong.>>126046778Rock and roll femboy
>>126046710hes not evil bro just a bully
>>126043427I fucked up matey
>>126046815voting trump is the only chance we have at getting candidates that are under 70 next election cycle
Didnt Canadians get multiple months of gubment money? Can any leafs confirm
>>126046838I don't think that's normal, buddy.
>>126046807how do you get one in the states?
>>126046842I was just referencing a meme. He's a handsome doggo
got denied unemployment for not enough hours but my sister got approved despite not working yetincels btfo
>>126046838longest piss? i've gone for at least two minutes before
>>126046857Next level cope
>>126046893thanks have a pic of me throwing a ball FUCK it's raining outside gotta hlast
I think my lack of empathy and the fact that I've never had a pet are closely related.
Trying to figure out how to into capitalism
>>126046866I used to pee the bed so that probably means it works too hard or something.>>126046917I've never timed a piss but they're always around 10-30 seconds, I just get a lot of flow
>>126046927imagine joe biden's second term
>>126046972must be a pretty strong flow
>>126046910bro they are literally giving it to anyone in my state. how did you get denied?
cheeto hitler hasn’t done anything to benefit me and in fact i think he has made my life generally worse
>>126046838Stop drinking every twenty minutes and see what happens
>>126046956Don't ever get a pet. There are beings floating on the top of the atmosphere who harness your empathetical energy. Getting a pet and losing it will fuck you up
>>126046953how did you become so cute?
>>126046857You mean his kids? Neck yourself shill
>>126047004I'm in Washington, they denied me because I did not work enough hours>get a call two weeks later telling me to try again with my ID>get rejected againwaiting for the random call at 7am to come lol
>>126047005Cheeto Benito has worsened things for a lot of people. He's the sort of leader who you find out 20 years later embezzled state funds.
where do i find a bf
do you live here?
>>126047050Can I fix it up or do I have to live in there as it is?
>>126047038You really think bernie or yang are going to be allowed to run against biden if he wins this cycle?
>>126047050WTF THATS MY HOUSE
>>126047009I can't last that long without coffee or tea.
>>126047045Bidens son was being paid $80k/mo by a Ukrainian energy company, with zero relevant experience. Suppose you don't care about such obvious corruption though...
>>126047049You gotta establish actual social circles first I think. I don't know though
>>126047042What was your work schedule like anon?
>>126046887you have the power of the internet bro
>>126047128Neither party is innocent.
feeling incredible repulsive
>>126047150I'm just retarded
>>126047190typical tuesday night huh
>>126047049Apparently you have to like, talk to boys and stuff. A little too overwhelming for me but maybe you could manage it.
>>126047215Don't remind me of what I missed out on
I oppose many things
>>1260471654pm to 9pm, peak afternoon-night delivery hours for a year straight. More hours turnt out to be almost half of what I usually make, because all the stingey fucks order at weird times.
I think the hospitals are killing people for covid death incentives.
>>126047271they've been doing it for months
felling incredibly depressed
>>126047260I got denied unemployment as well but qualified for the PUA assistance. Don't know how it works over your state though.
>>126047150how can i practice
Post some good softcore JAV, /cum/padres.
>>126047322They told me the same thing. The system really wasn't made for this kind of collapse, taking nearly a month to get back to me to tell me to upload an ID?
cold spaghetti type of night
>>126047287it's only now getting on my nerves because they're gonna try their hardest to cancel the NBA and NFL and push back all my most anticipated movies.
sure am happy i don't live in the USA
>>126047481so are we
haven't seen jason today
>There will be no Minor League Baseball in 2020think im going to be sick
>>126047505might not even be major league baseball
>>126047505>his team isnt the reigning AAA champions
>>126047497i hope everything is well with him
>>126047362Mine took a month and a half. When I submitted my PUA application I also went out that very same day to fax all of my pay stubs, tax refund information and the paperwork I got from my company after we got laid off. Those punks gave me the money that same week. There was a story in the local paper about some people who applied back in March and they're still waiting. What a disaster.
I miss the guy that misses jason
hope the new piggu virus is tha real things and wipes out 98 percent of humanity so i can return to my roots
Have we had canadian /pol/tard-tier take/opinion today?
>>126047534for me its Class A-Advanced, the third highest classification of minor leagues and the one with the most soul. also McChickens.
I miss FK
>>126047618Since Corona there have been two news like that but they don't get anywhere.
I miss el haitANO
>>126047652i keep my chin up
>>126047641thought this was a real cat that was dressed up from the thumbnail
wish i went to an ivy league or some old ass university but as a shut-in autist it probably wouldnt be as ive imagined
Just bought this, hope it gets here soon
>>126047199no you're not, you're splendid (and drunk)talk to meeeee>>126047345you don't need much practice
i wish i were rich
>>126047641cant get more soulful than this
>>126047798sell your busy
how can i compete with this shit? it's not even entry level
not sure why janny keeps deleting random posts I make
if god was real kendall jenner would be at my doorstep ready to give me money gor my ffs amd then take me as a modeling alumni
>>126047777cute and wholesome post + nice get
thinking about air boats
>>126047862i'd like to ride on one
>>126047850He's testing your endurance
IS the MLB coming back or not?
i guess i can still go to an ivy for grad school but it isnt the same
god is real
What is the most zoomer core hobby?
>>126047928zoomers dont have hobbies
>>126047907nope, Manfred and the rest of the clowns don't know what they're doing>>126047926good post
i wish i were dead
>>126047719I've spent too much time in college holed up or in front of a screen. I worry that when I get some money this feeling will drive me to drink.
>>126047938umm what about smoking weed and playing apex legends?
i literally cant
>>126047973>apex legendsbased retard
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
i miss the guy that misses the the guy that misses jason
>>126047907theyre saying it will at the end of July but who knows, it could still change
>>126048033>5 days without saying itwhat happened there
>>126047907yes, but it has awful new rules and a lot of big names are opting out, so manfredd is SEETHING
thinking about those beans
I only want the MLB season to happen so my red sox have a chance at resigning mookie while dabbing on LA one more time
post in my thread >>126048011
>>126048075I recall you being banned for sexism or something
Only 3 more days until America's birthday
>>126048101DIS NIGGA THINKING ABOUT BEANS
only 1 hour until canada day
>>126048177Can't wait for the dog to shit itself again
how are we celebrating canada day bros?
CANADA A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>126048238bullying any and all canadians with bagged milk golden faces
>>126048238I make a pretty mean lasagna ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_515R-mnxoI love this guy
>>126048313This wokjak makes me feel weird even though I'm not fat
>I love this guy
edp was funny but then i started to feel bad. he crossed the point of no return.
>>126048334who the fuck is lisa ann? I totally forgot about EDP tho
>>126048416he stopped being funny the second the eagles won the superbowl
>who the fuck is lisa ann?
I need cum.
i need a bf to hug
>>126048434seething Jew Englander
3 girls sent me disgusted reaction gifs tonightI'm in town one night thot if you don't like it don't buy it
>>126048484well good thing ur here now
>>126048528you don't understand it's not fair the patriots deserved 9 superbowl rings
To all of the American and Canadian NEETs living off neetbucks: Why haven't you traveled to Japan to get a qt3.1416 gf?
>f you don't like it don't buy it
huh...well I'll be...
I often hold myself back drinking until I know i'm not gonna score. Just unmatched the last hole of the night. Time for sips
>>126048580I think traveling is not part of the neet life style, unless is family vacation I guess
>>126048594what the fuck
>>126048594baby sis gunning for big bros dollaroos
when I drink I see how much I can drink before throwing up and then often keep drinking after I throw upI don't drink anymore
I want to drink,but I toil tomorrow and I hate drinking alone
>>126048691when you drink with /cum/ you never drink alone
>hate drinking alone
>Savage’s mother, has released a statement saying, “It makes me very sad to say this, but my daughter suffers from severe mental health challenges, and it’s devastating that she’s putting Adam and our entire family through this"heh
>>126048666uh yeah ok satan, way to ok rape
>tfw no liquor or spirits in the house
>>126048719at this point the truth doesn't matter. The damage is done this man's career is over so d his reputation
>>126048594I think we can consider this hymen busted, Jamie.I concur.>Adam and Jamie have proven that an 8 year old can rape his sister...>But they'd hate for this their "backup plan" to go waste.[Adam rides into studio on a massive remote control dildo]HAHAHHH[Mythbusters commercial break bumper]
>>126048238Won't be. It's not worth it. Fuck ontario/quebec.
>Australia to spend $270b building larger military to prepare for 'poorer, more dangerous' world and rise of China(happening)
>>126048755Sounds like something >SHADMAN would draw
>>126048594Fuck let this faggot hang.
>>126048580Neets would starve if they moved to a different country since mommy is the only one who knows how to cook
lied to my manager to get out of working an extra two hours
>>126048832nobody said anyhting about moving you subhuman
>>126048852dont remember asking
>>126048885I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your mom
>>126048885It's okay, I asked.
>>126048852I constatly lied in my previous jobs to get out early or not even show up and never had a problem
I'm hearing music playing in my head. I think that's how my brain says it's tired.
>>126048909>>126048852We Russia now
>>126048784>Koalas will be driven to extinction before 2050 in NSW, major inquiry finds>you were born just in time to witness the extinction of all wildlife we made it boys
>>126048909basedi miss my job where i could easily get away with that sort of behavior
>>126048963Dunno if I'll be around to see that. Don't know if that's good or bad.
>>126048909I would skip work whenever I didn't want to go in and would just say I was busy with school work. I once went a month without going in or giving notice and still kept the job. My manager really liked me, I guess.
british niggas get corrrona
>>126048852lying to a boss is a national past time
>>126048784Australia was our greatest ally all along
>>126049075what kind of job?
Female overlord dystopia theory>Be super future>Can make babies without sex cause tech>Human overlords need way to pacify humanity >Make all male society with low Test>Women only present in positions of direct authority (managers, bosses, police)>Men so sex starved willing to do anything for woman but too low T to rape>Neo-upperclass have access to perfected GF ai chatbot technology with hyper realistic robot sexoskelletons
how many uniroinc neets actually post here? what is the neet life like for you?
>>126049186what are you, some type of low T femdom lover?
>>126049214I got laid off I'm allowed to take it easy for a while.
Lost my scale so eyeballing measurements. Diplopterys cabreranas and peganum harmala. Lime for flavour.
>flavourFUCK OFF BRIT
>>126049180Imagine if they didn't tell anything about the context to the people who made and printed this
>>126049288What's the plan? Extract or just boil it together? I've been eating roasted rue before bed to see if it would change my dreams but so far they have not. So I've switched to Datura seeds.
>>126049288>bottled lime juice
post cow tools
>>126049351i'm letting the rue soak in lime juice and hot water for a bit, going to boil them together in an hour or so.
>make thread somewhat related to china>bunch of people with extremely poor english start rage posting in ithmmm
>>126049351how much have you been eating by the way? i was trying to eyeball ~5g, i think i'm going to add a bit more though. the leaf is the heavy artillery here.
Someone has cancel-able dirt on me and it periodically makes me want to kill myself
>>126049514did you say the N WORD?!?!?!
>>126049514drug them and film yourself eating their butt, then use the butt eating vid as blackmail.
>>1260494844 grams or a bit less. I stick them in a coffee grinder and then put them in 00 gel caps. 00 holds something like 700 mg so I kind of base it around that.
>>126049271well then, anyone wanna meet up to test this?
>>126049539sounds like a pain free way to down them. i didn't know they were supposed to change your dreams, have your tried taking more?
i want donuts, and ice cream
what's a cool nickname i can give myself
>>126049562I did try taking more once but it just made my stomach feel not so good. I don't know if the dream thing is true desu, it was something occurred to me once. But I will continue to experiment.
ICE CREAM AND APPLE PIE
>>126049658I'm fully expecting to vomit tonight. I did last time i made this, but i used different ingredients (the more traditional and expensive ones)
>>126049741It'll be alright fren. Sometimes we need a good cleaning out.
>>126049780I like to think of it as a psychic enema.
independent contractor here I put nothing aside for taxes now I'm dreading the big ol number I owe
>>126049777might steal this one for myself
>>126049848Just file an extension, and stop being dumb.Or just don't pay taxes. what's the worst that can happen?
>>126049848surely you skimmed some of the job money for yourself.
thinking about moses
>>126049890>stop being dumb taxes are dumb when im still smashing into potholes and seeing homeless niggers what am I paying these government joggers for>>126049895always do lad
>>126049895he spent it all on meth
>>126049948you're paying for those joggers to have government funded smartphones with taxpayer funded dataplans
odds workout noweven workout in 30 min
>>126049960meth is too hard a drug for me>>126049976that's true I see like 85% of em on their phones
building a new subfolder of porn full of nothing but busty/scantily clad news reporters
>meth is too hard a drug for me
imagine not filling your anus with amphetamines
>>126050194Ah yes, the mucous membranes of your rectum just slowly melting and absorbing the drug.
>>126050186i suckle on thc concentrate aka dude weed oil
my family wont let me disagree on purpose what should I do
>>126050320don't kill and eat them hah ha. that would be toooootally icky
>>126049888yo whatup bacteria
>>126050304hilarious, hoping that's real
vaush & destiny wonhttps://streamable.com/ya58w0
>vaush & destiny won
>>126050152Arbo I took MDMA
>>126050445who won what?
>>126050477just now? are you just chilling alone on it?
>>126050477i just outed an undercover agent on discord, are you him!?
>>126050499Yea I melted into my bed for like an hour there. Wish I wasn't alone but that's how it goes
What do you do when a girl likes you?
>>126050521I wouldnt know, Ive never had that happen to me
>>126050521pull her hair and say her butt smells
>>126050521ask her if she wants to "knock boots"
>>126050514My heart feels real messed now bud. For a while I was sleepy and tingly n shit
>>126050518>scobro has gotten his hands on mdmayou're turning into a monster son
>>126050521usually wall the other way and act like i dont notice her because im autist
>>126050576yeah that's the comedown. just breathe deep you'll be ok. make sure to take your post mdma supplements.
>wall the other way
>>126050518it's all good, still feels pleasant right? your first time?
honestly meth addicts depress me and enlighten me. basically I'm glad not to be them but they also have some telling tales
>>126050598You sure? I feel more "up" than before but more anxious and less a bit less lovey
>>126050590>>126050617walk*, i hate when a qt girl talks to me because i know it will go down hill fast when i mumble some shit out and then speed walk away with my head down. walked out of a lecture because of that once and it was fucking embarrassing
>>126050621It's still kinda good. I'm really stimulated and it's a bit uncomfortable
>>126050724safe to go outside? stay hydrated.
>>126050521normally I don't notice until it's too late and then nothing happens cause she moves on
>>126050718Just bee yourself :)
i want bee to sit on my face
>>126050668how long has it been scobro? you might have trouble sleeping for awhilehttps://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/MDMA
>>126050794I look like a loon so I probably shouldn't risk waking up mum and dad