Rate norways new maximum security prisonthis is the prison for the worst of the worst
>>125977998Time to rob someone in Norway
No wonder Varg killed that guy.
>mfw Norwegian murderers and rapists live better lives than 80% of humanityIs there a mode easier than tutorial?
Varg must be jelly
this is the maximum prison number 2 in norway
No wonder refugees love to go there and rape. If you get caught, you still get to live a comfortable life on the taxpayer's dime.
>>125978208tutorial mode with cheats enabled?
>>125978140Don’t make me shoot you macaco
Holy shit how fucking poor are you people
>>125977998imagine sitting in that room 18 hours a day for 10 years
>>125977998Is that a fucking fridge in the room?
>>125978378It would feel like home
>>125977998pretty comfy, only reason niggers and nigger adjacent races kill themselves there is because they can't rape other innates/have sex with each other, or otherwise injure another human for their amusement. most jails should just be 100 percent isolation cells with food pushed through a slot. give them entertainment maybe access to internet and non nigger races would do just fine.
>>125977998time to murder a Norwegian
Hell is other people. Doesn’t matter if its in a hotel room.
>>125978378>>imagine sitting in that room 18 hours a day for 10 yearshaha yeah, can you imagine doing that
Literally better than my hole in the wall that I pay 500€/month for.
>>125977998i dont think many posters here understand what 23hours a day in that room, year after year, will do for you.
>>125977998i need to commit a crime in norwayliterally much better than my room
>>125978378lol who would do such a thing
>>125978378thats my life right now plus i have to work
>>125978472>most jails should just be 100 percent isolation cells with food pushed through a slotJails shouldn't exist. Violent offenders should just be executed.
>>125978378i can't even haha
>>125978552What about 24h a day here?
>>125977998I'd rather have the obliette with only a sheet and a toilet, holy fuck that gives me flashbacks of my childhood
>>125978034You can easily escape from this prison.
>>125978670right, but that would require a different kind of culture, country, and people living in the U.S. for that to happen.
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>>125977998It is literally better than expensive college dorms here
>>125978510If you have a room for 500 a month you shouldn’t complain
>>125978948You are forgetting all the taxes he has to pay for merkel to import and sustain additional mudshits.
>>12597820880 percent of humanity is locked in a small room? It's comical how people think that cell would somehow be nice, just because there's some cheap Ikea furniture there
>>125978472>most jails should just be 100 percent isolation cells with food pushed through a slotYeah maybe if you just want to make all prisoners go insane. I hope you're not planning on releasing them afterwards
>>125978378Haha yeah...That sure would suck, right?
>>125979049I live in MA and get taxed my ass off and still make 1400 a month working 30 hours a week, if I could get a room for 500 over here I would take it in a heartbeat
>>125978765why would you want to?
>>125977998I've read that there was no death from car crashes in norway in 2019. I don't think there's a more tutorial country than this one.
>>125978765It's funny to look American prison dramas where they have crazy escape plans, while in reality the most infamous prison break in Finland in recent years was a guy just jumping out of a window.
Here's a fun challenge: shut off your electronics, prepare a meal or two and set an alarm for when you can eat them. Then just hang out in your room for a day
>>125978866I've never understood what the lyrics actually say in this. I guess I can finally manage to understand the song properly.>eddie, are you wookie
>>125978738fuck that's depressingi'm not even jaywalking if i ever go to Brazil
>>125978738Where's that? Bangu?
lets see eurofag copes>PEOPLE GO CRAZY AND SLIT THEIR WRISTS THERE!!! ITS SO HARD BEING ALONE!!!>THEY ONLY GET PS3 BUT NOT PS5!!!>well AT LEAST WE ARE RICH ENOUGH TO TREAT RAPISTS AND TERRORISTS LIKE GODS!!!pathetic
>>125979346To pursue my dishonorable profession.
I already live like this and don't have any friends. Do they supply me with free books etc.? It would literally be an improvement.
>>125979781what are you talking about dumb retard
>>125979781>bed and some furniture are godly for russiansDo they really?
>>125979656they have a tv
>>125979781Are you denying that solitary confinement is tough? There are plenty of prison documentaries on YouTube, check a video on solitary confinement
>>125979066Free food, free housing, free water, free electricity, looks clean. You even have a TV. Yep, that's a better life than most people on Earth.
that looks nicer than my bedroom
>>125979887It shows like one channel that's just a bunch of Christian gospel stuff. I would probably prefer to just keep it off
>>125979850Go to library or torrent e-books lol
>>125978081You'd just get deported and sent to an American prison
>>125977998Comfy. The one where I stayed was dirty and smelly but the food was great
>>125980083not if he destroy his passport on arrival
>>125980071I already do the former,it's the only reason why I leave the house besides food. Can't read ebooks because my brain goes spastic while looking at screens and my retention ends up being shit.
This is why they will have their civilizations destroyed in our lifetime.
>>125977998genuinely better than my bedroom
>>125979975Prison is for punishment. Why should I shed tears for a rapist or murderer having to spend all of their time alone?
I've done 15 months in British prison. You get a TV, a phone in your cell, edible food (some days it's even nice). If you behave for 3 months you can have a PS2 and DVD player. But anyone who thinks this makes it comfy or better than being free is retarded. The Finnish anon is right. Being locked up, treated like trash and isolated from all friends and family is really hard. It eats your soul, all you think of is getting out. The world moves on without you, and you are forgotten. It's fucking terrible.
>>125980171but our return rate is low, the system is working. what are you even talking about?
>>125980009Lock yourself in a room for three days, you may eat two meals a day at specific times and I guess you can bring a TV with one channel
>>125980083ASAP Rocky didn’t get relocated when
>>125980252he got locked up in Sweden
>>125980245>Being locked up, treated like trash and isolated from all friends and family is really hard. It eats your soul, all you think of is getting out. The world moves on without you, and you are forgotten. It's fucking terrible.That's what they deserve.>It eats your soul, all you think about is getting out.Boo fucking hoo. Their crimes are what should be eating away at their souls.
>a small room with some basic furniture from IKEA is all it takes to impress third worlders
>>125980245As a NEET that sounds comfy as fuck.
>>125980187Clean your room bucko>>125980231Because they're getting out at some point, and they'll be worse than before. I don't know why you're assuming every prisoner is a rapist or murderer either
>>125980245>Being locked up, treated like trash and isolated from all friends and family is really hard. It eats your soul, all you think of is getting out. The world moves on without you, and you are forgotten. It's fucking terrible.cringe
>>125980231>Prison is for punishmentyeah that's working out just great for you guys, huh? it's just a coincidence that the countries with the most violence have the shittiest prisons
>>125980231"Punishing" prisoners is literally only done to please the inner monkey of the populace. It does little good to the society.
>>125980364This lol. There's a bed, a desk and a chair. Do you guys live in some kind of hole in the ground if that's better than your rooms?
>>125980343Mate I got 16 months for sending death threats to my ex gf's step dad on Facebook as well as some minor drug charges. It's hardly the crime of the century. And if you brutalise criminals, they will just come out and pose even more of a danger to society.
>>125980554Allowing criminals to breath the same air as the law abiding populace is pathetic. Giving them pampered lives is spitting in the face of every person who lives an honest life.
>>125978320Very I know people in San Diego that live exactly like this. They probably go outside like 1 time a week for necessities and pay just under 1k USD to do it. Shits rough here
>>125980364>>125980561never left your tutorial countries huh
>>125980245Dont you get vacations? I did only few days in a low security one. I had my phone and laptop. The people were nice and the guards friendly. We had few boomers in for tax evasion and other guys who served most of their time in a regular jail and then got moved where I was for good behavior. During the week they went out to work and after some time they could get vacations. If you served enough you could even get a straight week of vacation without anyone checking on you and they all came back when they had to. No one ever tried to run away
>>125977998Rehabilitstion works my niggas.
>>125978378I do that now tho
>>125980526>>125980554>>125980387Hopefully, when one of these "reformed" wastes of life are allowed out they will violently rape your mothers and sisters.
>>125980245This is /int/. Implying >we have friends or family to care about.
>>125980608you forget that prison is for scandis "criminals"the baddest guy in the prision probably started a fight while being drunk or something
>>125980618If you can't get a chair, that's your own fault. You can find them for free
>>125980661Not an argument.
I have house in azerbaijan vould definetly trade it to leave there. fucking garden football stadium all that shit.
>>125980645You're talking about an open prison. I was in a closed prison, where you spent 22 hours a day locked behind a door if you didn't have a job. We did have 20 channels on the TV though including movie channels so I just stared at that all day, every day. I know every TV ad off by heart basically.
>>125980245>PS2How does getting games work? Do they have a selection you get to choose from? Can you buy games yourself? Which games did you play? How many hours a day could you spend playing?
>>125980716What a pathetic "people." I'd sooner respect one of the rapefugees before I'd respect one of these faggots that welcome them into their country and give them these pampered sentences when they get caught.
>>125980608>>125980661Honestly sad and pathetic attitude. Have fun with your broken people. You have millions of them.
>>125980661Are you just suggesting life sentences for everyone, I'm not understanding your point
>>125980716You forget "Scandinavian" criminals are Arabs or Africans serving time for rape, murder or gang related crimes
>>125980583>I threatened to kill people and was even dumb enough to do it with my name attached to the threatsYou deserved worse.
>>125980799They give you a catalog. You can order things from it with money from your prison accounts. A lot of people saved up their wages from their prison jobs because they wanted a stereo or something. But I just got my Mum to send me money and buy whatever I wanted. Spent the most time playing Fifa 12, GTA: SA and The Godfather game.
>>125980856Wait, so now it's a bad thing that people aren't murderous niggers? You're not being very consistent. Or well, I suppose you have some kind of general bloodlust that you're projecting onto things, at least that's what it's sounding like
>>125980250So what? That would be a dream for people who can't afford to eat or have a roof. Of course I'm in a rich country, have money and shit, so it would be harder for me if you take some of my liberty. But life in third world countries is really miserable.
>>125980949Who let a literal child browse 4channel?
>>125980661I think it works though doesn't it? How can you say that like our system isn't 100000 x worse for no reason other than greed and hate
>>125980791Yes that was the term. My experience sounds definitely less grim and more fun than yours. Couldnt you ask to get moved? I doubt death threats are that serious of a crime
There was a documentary on different prisons naming Norway as the world's number one comfy country for criminals, I guess it's true. Don't remember the title though.
>>125977998It would be very confy once you put something in those souless white walls
>>125980949So they'll get out, but you want to torture them as much as possible so that they're clinically insane when they get out. Why not just execute them right away, they'll just end up doing something again anyway after they get out
>>125981027That's not a fair comparison when they live in a largely homogeneous, affluent society. It's not comparable at all.
>>125981007You think thirdies don't have homes or food?
>>125981007I would assume most people in the world can afford food, otherwise they'd be dead
>>125981110It never is with you faggots
>>125981037They were actually talking about sending me to an open prison but then corona hit and all transfers stopped, and I only had a couple of months left anyway. Corona lockdown in prison was fucking brutal, you were locked in your cell 24 hours a day, with 30 minutes for a shower once every two days. They tried to make up for it by brining us loads of chocolate, sweets and drinks though which was nice of them.
>>125977998Why would you be proud to pay taxes to make criminals comfy?
>>125981110lmao you sad fuckers repeat same lies fed to you for generations like the good little slaves you are.
>>125981169>the largest motivations for crime are largely not present in these countries as they are in ours, so of course their recidivism rate is gong to be lower when there is less incentive for crime in the first place>noooo you can't point this out
fucking scandi toddlers realizing the world outside their kindergarden isn't all pretty. It angers me how ignorant and foolish those people are.
>>125978081Rob? You'd have to do something heinous like massacre 20+ people to be taken into such a comfy prison. I honestly don't think it's worth it.
>>125981359not clicking or reading, you answer here, or OP can answer
>>125978883It really is. I bet it's got a nice view too.
>NNNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST TREAT PEDOPHILES, RAPISTS, AND MURDERERS HUMANELY>THEY'RE SCUM OF THE EARTH, ANIMALS!>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE MENTALLY ILL AND NEED HELP? JUST BEAT THEM TO DEATH
>>125977998has more stuff in it than my apartmentI dont have a proper trashcan yet
>>125980231Wrong. Its not for punishment but for resocialisation. A state is like a complex machine in which every person is a gear, a cogwheel that has a function. A criminal is a broken gear and the prison is the workshop to fix the gear. A machine will not work effectively if you just take out broken gears and lock them away in a drawer.
>>125981297>countries with less systemic racism, better functioning justice system and no prisons for profit have less prisoners than the country that has more prisoners than China
>>125981299You're talking about absolute extreme poverty like some low caste sewer dweller in India. Most humans have food and shelter, and it would not be much of an upgrade to be locked in a small room for months or years. I would rather attempt to live in the forest by myself
One of the things I laughed about in jail was that bit off the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob and his brother get sent to jail and his brother says "so.. when do they bring us the menus" obviously intended as a joke. In British jails, you unironically do have a menu sheet and one of the main causes of people going mad was menu sheets getting lost and people getting the wrong food.
>>125981299They truly are the most sheltered people on the planet. They think the whole world is Copenhagen.
>>125981568>yeah bro just keep them in jail for 100 years and they will come out as good citizens, the system works
>>125981568>resocialisationMaybe if your a cuck. Especially countries like yours and the Nordic countries are pathetic for saying shit like this. Your countries give people every opportunity in the world and have extremely generous welfare states. Anyone who is willing to break the social contract by committing violent crimes, especially in your tutorial countries, has decided that their desires and impulsive actions are more important than other people's lives. These people do not deserve "resocialization."
>>125978378That would be an actual improvement over my current living conditions. Bet it's even more calming. I'd actually murder a fucker inside prison so I could be rewarded with solitary confinement and sensorial deprivation.
>>125977998>>125981244>Why would you be proud to pay taxes to make criminals comfy?This thread is only 1 hour old, where is OP?Answer
>>125981669Thats why our prisons offer inmates programmes to lear a profession, to finish school. take psychologicakl consouling. We don´t just lock people away, thats stupid and makes no sense, we try to reform them, resocialice them and turn them into usefull members of society.>>125981750And that way of thinking right there is why the US is a failed society.
>>125981854If that's the case, I better go over to some cucked European country and rape some women so I can be enlightened by living in a spa that calls itself a prison.
>>125981811Shut up fatty. Is this mentalitty of vengance instead of reformation that made you the country with the most people imprisioned per capita
>>125981750>has decided that their desires and impulsive actions are more important than other people's lives. These people do not deserve "resocialization."So you think we should kill the rich? Because that sure sounds like it.
>>125981811Giving people decent living conditions, especially those on relatively short sentences, keeps YOU safe by not returning brutalised damaged people back into society you utter retard.
>>125981933Try it , but you need to get out of your basement first, fatso. Carefull, those stairs are steep!
>>125981933This guy would really rape people in exchange of some basic material goods, and is out here talking about right and wrong
>>125981811Read some philosphy, fat.
>>125982014That doesn't make any sense or answer the question.
>>125982057What's wrong? I thought rapists were poor little souls who need "resocialization" :(
>>125982014Basically, I can guarantee you that the recidivism rate in Norway is substantially lower than in the US
>>125978378you dont get internet
>>125982042At least you're consistent.
>>125982101Y'all need Jesus
>>125982098rehabilitated criminals > less criminals > functioning society > good > pride
A society is judged on how it treats its prisoners
>>125982329Our Christians don't listen to Jesus
>Every criminal is a rapist and murderer Why do Americans do this? Are they clinically retarded?
>>125982014Get arrested for drug trafficking in >USA, and get physically and mentally raped, unable to properly fuction as a human being in society upon return.>Norway, and get treated with decency, as long as decency is shown back. Leave prison with valueble work experience, 2 years of studies, and a calm mind, and drug trafficking does no appeal anymore than an honest job.
>>125984050I watched a documentary about US prisions. If you go there for a minor crime, you will be forced to join with your ethinc group gang if you dont want to get raped or killed by the others. This is apparently good for americans as long as the criminal has his punishment sho they can feel good abputh themselves
>>125977998I had less space in one of my flats
>>125980928>I just got my Mum to send me money and buy whatever I wanted. Spent the most time playing Fifa 12, GTA: SA and The Godfather game.Yeah man, sounds like pure hell
>>125978378Imagine being a virgin at 29 too ha ha
>>12597799810/10 would merge back into society
>>125978850>killing a man in Brazildid I hear that right?
>>125980310He was never given prison/jail time.
>>125981125You know there's a reason for why immigrants who don't get asylum here tend to commit crime as a last ditch effort.
>>125978378Hahaha y-yeah that would s-suck huh? Haha
>>125985722Uh vai morrer
>>125980661typical sick american
>>125978378haha yeah I cannot even imagine spending all my life in a single room haha
>>125979126This, if you plan on releasing anyone at all:>>125977998If you just want to scare people not to commit crimes, you have to kill them afterwards or they'll go back at society with twice the anger.
no one try to prison break, rather someone want to prison inrush.
>>125979865Yes. 90% of russian can't even dream about this conditions.
>>125977998My college dorm didn't even have curtains.
>>125980245I have done that for 3 years without being in prison
>>125980245Sounds better than russian army I served in lol
>>125978670>>125978783>"hey guys, do you know this guy called pedro, he is my boss and he pisses me off because he does not let me drink alcohol while working, I have a great idea guys, let's incriminate him of a false violent crime to make him pay....">sure BRO LET'S GO BOYOS!!!Bravo Psychopaths, I hope you and your families get to experience something similar.
>>125980171According to the far right
>>125980231Commie hands typed this post.>>125984310I saw a post on /his/ by someone who genuinely believed prisoners should have their limbs mutilated and receive no medical care. I hope whoever wrote that post, if he's serious, winds up in a psychiatric hospital.
>>125978378That would truly be an horrible fate, hehe
>>125980231>Why should I shed tearswhy do you think someone expect you to shed tears for them? are you a fucking retard? human dignity is a different thing like you sheding tears like the fag you are.
>>125992002The idea of human rights and dignity is foreign to some people.
>>125992443Yeah, it's foreign to the criminals that have made the decisions that you all seem to think they shouldn't have to face serious consequences for and instead should go off to day cares to "rehabilitate" them.
This thread is once again a good reminder of just how much the rest of the world sucks absolute balls compared to the nordics.
>>125991704>someone who genuinely believed prisoners should have their limbs mutilated and receive no medical carecool so he believes 100% in sharia law.