/balt + ausnz/ - HEY BILL, IS YOUR LAWNMOWER WORKING? edition
ola amigos. getting too warm here. promised 17C today.
>>123735418i hope it will be sunny all day long
okay boys, i'm heading out. keep the thread upi'll be back in 11 hours. if i'm not back by then, wait for another 5 minutes, okay? thanks
hi just woke up
>>123735234Mowing Kervanė foothills? Based
My dick is 15 cm long, with a 16cm circumference
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/roll your gf
>>123737086chode>>123737429I got a baby boy am I supposed to reroll or am I stuck being a pedo
>>123737496reroll, unless it's a cute boy
During prom, My class president somehow managed to go from sober to floor scraping shitfaced drunk during the 10 minute limo ride to the club
>>123737520But I mean babies are cute though
Interesting fact: Lithuanian language wasn't official in Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth while my ancestors' language was
o nesmirdiiiiiikakis hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>123735234Can I ask my neighbour to borrow his lawnmower? I've lived here for three years and never talked to him.
>>123737704Why is it such an interesting fact? Didn't you learn that at school?
>>123737710>>123737768True inter-tribal Baltic communication
>>123737964 I just wanted some attention, I'm sorry
>>123738037https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuanian%E2%80%93Polish%E2%80%93Ukrainian_BrigadeBased, or shouldn't be based in Poland?
>>123737429i've been refreshing it for a few minutes now and haven't had a single black personwhy is this thing racist?
>>123738214I think it's based and it should be based in Kremlin
>>123738244White people don't exist
>>123738307Taking over the Kremlin again, just like early 17th century already? Let's do it! :)
>>123740072>Let's do it! :)https://youtu.be/oXf6lVM6OBg?t=2
SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GOWHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAME
>>123740147Call the police on them
https://chaturbate.com/ululante/what the fuck? how can white boys even compete?
Someone left an opened jar of helmann mayo filled with piss outside the door and I walked right into it
>>123740830Only a behemoth woman would have a vagina capable of receiving that. Useless
>>123740830He's just sitting on his bed when am I going to see his magnum dong
>>123740929white boy cope>>123740984you can scroll down a bit and see the thumbnails of his videos
>>123740830Why are Latvians faggots?
>>123741528nothing wrong with appreciating another man's cock, especially when it's so massive
>>123741657Nah, I would only accept it if the fella was feminine cutie or full trap. That guy is ugly
>>123741657Yes there is. I turn off any porn video the second a cock turns up. I don't want to see that shit.The only thing worth looking at is a young woman's body
Was reading this thread >>123740924and got me thinking in this new place I moved into I have room to have a good sized veggie garden, I'll start once the winter is over, though I have never really grew much so it'll be more of a learning experience at first.Do the /balt/ boys have a little veggie garden of their own?>>123744275Thank u fren
Holy fuck Doja Cat is based, a rare sight indeed, a redpilled negresshttps://youtu.be/jlYmBkkkkPg
>>123744882slef-hating black gf, por favor..
>>123744882she's cute and wants big baltic benishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pok8H_KF1FA
>>123744565I'm going to help out with ours, my flat mate did it last time and we can do more together. I'm pretty much starting from nothing too.
>>123744565Remember to have a good source of organic nitrogen. Lack of nitrogen makes for shitty yield and if its an organic source its hard to overdo it to the point where it has a negative effect.
>>123737429>tfw no surrealist bf
>>123745791Nice, I'll be doing some homework with clearing out the place, finding out what I wanna grow and how to do it.What do you and your flatmate grow?>>123745902Cheers for the tip, I'll have some studying to do.Might ask my old nan, she always had a greenthumb.
banana split with mayonnaise
>>123746231We moved into this place just before winter last year so mostly it's been prettied up we built a diy plastic green house to start early.Cherry tomato's,green beans, herbs, flowers and some ornamental plants..
>>123746520Nice, was thinking of some tomatoes, herbs onions and maybe silverbeet.Was the plastic green house much of a hassle to set up?
>>123744882>>123745088redpilled negreses who love white man are the ultimate aphrodisiac
Broke up with my gf of 3.5 yearsBeen crying like a bitch and also wanna dieTake my advise kids, stay single
>>123747078Not really it was pretty simple, the hardest part was doing it cheap with second hand materials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtsEzM2Yp8II don't know what he's talking about, but the title made me kek. I assume it means "We're getting fucked, but we love it" or something along those lines
>>123748718you assume correctly
>>123748718Top language skills, bro!
>>123749056Lith version:Mus pisa, bet tai mums patinkaSometimes I surprise myself with my ability to translate foreign words as well. I should give myself more credit.>>123748885WINAny idea on what's the general topic? Like who's fucking us?
>>123749294he's talking about coronaabout contradictions he read on delfione day they say that everything is fine, and the next that everything is shithe's a bit retarded though, since the things they were talking about on each day apply do different situations
>>123749449Yet 1.3k likes 40 dislikesYikes
>>123749555the way he talks and presents himself doesn't attract the smartest peoplehe is literally delfi comments impersonated
>>123749555In most videos he is playing a character his character of a dumb Latvian guy from countryside. Turns out he actually is slightly ''simple'' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Z-rzbHD3s
>>123744565First time growing some herbs on my windowsill right now. Dill, parsley, coriander and rosemary. Rosemary was a bitch, took like a handful of seeds to get anything to germinate.
>>123749894Growing anything this year sucks balls. Half of my tomatos, cucumbers, paprikas, etc... nearly froze off due to the cold nights we had this spring.
>>1237498272:40 "sedi normal pidzeris" KekWhy is he in the biggest dump of the city known as užupis on that day.Perhaps I shouldn't even ask, based on your descriptions, Latviabros :D>>123749757
>>123749827Guessing he was talking about the pizzeria, not pidars though.3:12 That messed up Latin American or med tourist chick seems really interested in him. Lel
>>123750827he's talking about getting drunk, piedzeries - get drunkthat's the character that he plays, which is fairly funnywhen he makes a serious video, it's insanely cringe
>>1237498275:14 he goes based SSJ
>>123750992Gotcha. Well, good for him it's enough to attract the easiest tourist femmes at least - Latin/med chicks
>summer weather since yesterdaylike clockworkit was 21st of May last year
>page 10>on a SaturdayPathetic
>>123752975Do your jobs baltans. Us down unders are asleep
>>123753835>down underssounds vaguely hot
>>123753935You better not do anything lewd to us while we're asleep
>>123754122...only with my benis
>lets tank the economy>everyone has to social distance and wear a mask>average person in a hospital due to corona is 70+ and death is 80+ahahaha oh no no no
>>123754122Don't worry anon, only hand holding.
>>123754754is she cheating or what's happening in this video?
alri, i'm back
confess the last time you cried, /balt/>me>2 days ago
>>123755002>happening in this video?Gril is playing video game I just like how rude she is...and pretty...>is she cheating Nop>>123755085Yo, that is rude n' shit
>>123754754her mouse movement is weirdalso the first 5 kills with awp, was she playing against bots?
>>123755105Last night in bed.
>>123755105don't remember, all i know it felt good
>>123755105Friday after watching this
does anybody here pay for webcam girls?
>>123757933I sure fucking hope not.
>>123757983yeahwas thinking about different soul crushing things and i couldnt top being invested in an online relationship with a cammergirl
>>123757933why do ypu ask?
>>123758097i am curious but how it goes
Saturday morning in America, a Baltic protectorateTime to watch Japanese cartoons!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0
>>123755105I never cry
>>123760615a guy accidentally shot himself in the head?
>>123760723>>123761417Yes>>123760615Oh Samogitians... when will it stop?
Career ending mishap
>>123761887Bye shitmikoGlad you'll finally be gone from here
>>123761949Fuck you for getting my hopes up, shitmiko
>>123762035can you read?
>>123762062Go fuck yourself, shitmiko
I'm one of the /balt/ pioneers and I have been posting here since before there were flags on /int/. When I made my first /balt/ thread y'all were still sucking ur mums tit.
I have in-depth knowledge of all balt lore.
>>123761641so a latvian accidentally shot himself in the head?
not that many posts today, ay ?
>>123763171no, we accidentally shoot estonians thinking they were russians
Friends, I would like to present to you the official /balt/ stick.
>>123764170where is /ausnz/? are you racist?
>>123764170Is that blood on your fingers lol
>>123764439I'm so sorry>>123764448Don't worry, I have plenty of blood left
>>123763239don't post trannies please
>>123764595Thank you for the addition.
In November, /balt/ and /ausnz/ would have been together for 5 years, isn't that sweet?
>>123763239we are all working on the weekend
>>123765824>working on the weekend
>>123764595SUPER based looking
>>123765954Drake does it toofuck you
>>123764595Nice job on cutting your finger, retard
>>123766947>'tis but a scratchI have 7 (seven) cuts and 2 (two) burns on my hands at this very moment, but you don't need to be rude about it.
>>123767836are you retarded?
>>123768162No, but I play one on TV
>you were born too late to be the first foreign lord in japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nw6jiX2p7k
>>123755105right now thinking about the futility of life
this is our year, lads. we are finally winning a (virtual) skoda cup
>>123768517>guy about to fall off the bridge>better shoot him just in caseMVRICA
can someone give me the quick rundown on /balt/
>>123770020Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
>>123770239Hope?Never heard of it
>>123770893Oh yeah. Thanks for summer weatherdaddy.
>>123735234>mfw Lithuanians call cars with ABS "gudrai traktorai">mfw Lithuanians call TV "bilžas kastas">mfw Lithuanians call music "ausis orgasmas" >mfw Lithuanians call socks "pedu prezervativai">mfw Lithuanians call jews "ekonomikas žmoga">mfw Lithuanians call potatoes "bulve">mfw Lithuanians call beavers "lačius kokus">mfw Lithuanians call helicopters "lidojumai korkai">mfw Lithuanians call aeroplanes "aluminijas putnai">mfw Lithuanians call books "intelektualai lietai"
>>123770793me on the left
>>123770995The language of Love
>>123770793>>123770893>>123770984ok this is based
>>123771114I'll try to post one quality shot per week.
>>123770984shes definitely looking for a sugar daddy
>>123764595go find some liberty caps
>>123737429my AI generated gf
>>123771616got this Finnish girl after ~10 men and 3 ugly old woman
Does anybody have the /balt/ anime girls saved? My favorite was the basketball lith tomboy
>>123755105Big boys don't cry
i switched to from chrome to firefox a few months agoeverything was fine at first but now firefox is laggy as shit and chrome is running fine
>>123778289clear the cache maybe?
>>123778289works on my machine
Is Charles Bronson regarded as a national hero in Lithuania? Also, 15 kids!
>>123778659really didn't want to do it, but it looks like it helped a bitnever had to do it in chrome though>>123778817will take that into consideration
>>123778832>national hero in LithuaniaI bet Steve Brule is.For Your Health!
>>123778832>fighting in a foreign army>national herolmao
ANIME IS THE SAVING BUMP FROM PAGE 7back from my 3day ban läds, how are you
come on, did you all die or something?
>>123784000Finally, someone else besides meWhat's up anon, and no it's not the fucking sky
>>123784101nothing, just suffering
switched to chrome for nowso much smoother
>>123789606don't worry, i'll keep bumping
>>123789890when do u go to sleep?
>>123789963in the evening
>>123790106what do u do at night?
>>123790215didn't do anything if i'm totally honest
Just woke up in the afternoon lmoa ecks dee
>page 8Hello down there.
it's page 5 now
page 9 come on
Where the heck are the other /ausnz/ chaps?
>>123794322I woke up at 2pm I'm here now cunt
>>123795282Well that was like 2 hours ago anon, whats going on?Why weren't you here the minute you woke up?
>>123795925Had to watch todays new anime of course
>>123795940Well thats a valid excuse, what are you watching this season?
>>123796120I am watching BNA, Bookworm girl, Otome game, Kaguya-sama, Railgun, Kakushigoto, Hachi-nan, Kami no Tou, Princess Connect, Glepnir, and a couple others that aren't airing anymore because of corona
>>123796570Bookworm girl is comfy and the only one I'm actively watching this season.What else do you recommend?
>>123796656Thats airing or just in general? Kaguya sama is fun to watch the second season is airing now. Glepnir is I guess the most thrilling this season. Not a very good season desu
I just woke up, I don't keep up with new anime because I'm lazy and just watch whatever I feel like.
>>123798050This season and in general, I've fallen off watching a lot these days.>>123798573>I just woke upYou fucking lazybones.
>>123798691I don't understand any of this.
>>123798608When I had a job I stopped watching anime so much. Guess what happened when I became a neet.
>>123798934I can hazard a guess.Anime calls out to members of the NEETdom.
>>123799055Not him but can confirm.
>>123799187I have an anime profile pic and I dont think I'm a loser....
>>123799251>>123799187>>123799055>>123798934>>123798608stop that silly nonce talk
>>123799251It's okay Anon.
>>123800037Thank you friend, you understand don't you.
>>123800519As much as anyone can but I am a loser.
>>1237551056 days agowatching the Florida project :'(
>>123798879You're missing out.
>>123770995I keked, thanks
>>123801227what is that about?
every nz sperg NEET in this thread is an embarrasement and should kill themselves
should i coom?
>put away a hot firestarting torch last night>find the tip poking into a plastic bottle full of lighter fluid>next to a large pile of firewoodhehehe lads I almost Pilėnai'd myself
Good morning, boys
>>123805555y-yeah, you tooand nice quads
>>123805355Good morning m80.>>123805555numbers.
>>123804546Classic 1920-2020 era insult. Out of fashion by now and very rarely used.
>>123804008Only if it's to Aleksa Gulbe's instagram pics
I just finished Morrowind. Good game I guess but I got so strong 1/4 of the way through the game that it was impossible for me to die.
>Why yes, I spend all my day posting anime girls on an Uzbekistan goat shaving forum instead of being a """"productive member of the society"""", how did you guess, my dear friend?
>>123806022Classic game! Used to love it. Bought the cds for 'em to play again and have them like 6-7 years ago.Oh, and watch this to see if you took the optimal way to beating the game:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBNxxM6AuW8KEK
>>123806022Yeah, the games main problem is that it can be broken in several ways with out intending too.
>>123806102how does it feel when you know that time passes you by but you are doing nothing, not progressing and just existing. Trying to fill your days with pointless entertainment and to occupy your mind with things that don't matter to forget the passage of time and your meaningless existenceOh wait I know that feel very well, its a very sad and depressing feeling
>>123805893Not a lot chief, whats the haps with you?
>>123806267iktf>>123806281just woke up an hour ago, now it's time to waste time
>>123806146Yeah I still have the CD from when I used to play it as a child. But I never played it seriously or finished it until now. I'm always amazed how speedrunners find these glitches.>>123806213The developers definitely intended too. They put a ring in the game that has 100% reflect, 100% resist magicka, 100% resist paralyze and constantly heals 10pts of health and fatigue every second. That shit was broken by itself.>>123806102Me irl.Sitting on the bene waiting for the corona virus to blow over so I can finally get a job
>tfw no black gf who swallows
Huh, got super liked on Tinder
>>123806791swipe left just to spite her
>>123806435Nice, I just started playing Warframe and it's pretty fun.>>123806531I meant without the player intending to break the game.
>>123806909Did. But not because of spite, but because Im sick with a fever
had some boiled potatoes
So the house i live in just got raided early this morning and all of us (me and my 3 housemates) got arrested. I was released an hour ago but all the other dudes probably wont be released for a while if at all. This is what living in a trap house is like, it fucking sucks. Positive is that i now am alone in the entire house, negative is that the place is trashed (it's usually trashed but its mega trashed now thx to the police)
gib nz bf
>>123807909Kas sa lõpuks voodi said või?
>>123807959Tegin oma voodi juba ammu korda aga mingiaeg lõhuti ta jälle ära kui mind kodus polnud, kutid ütlesid et ei tea mis juhtus aga ma kindel et nad nimelt tegid seda et ma peaks jälle põrandal magama
>>123808114Haige värk, anonüüm, kas sa sealt sitaaugust kunagi välja ka kolid?
>>123807058had some chicken pineapple pizza from coop
Someone swiped right on me on Tinder lmao
>>123808547it was me, sorry about that, put the wrong gender
>>123808210was it worth it?
>>123808694Then how come I swiped right too?
>>123808748it was ok I guess
>>123808194Njh ega ma ilma põhjuseta krdima punkris ei ela, ma suht rott knao raha eriti pole ja tööd ka prg pole, hea külg punkris elamise juures on see et ega ma põhimõtteliselt ei maksa üüri ja ma pole isegi kindel kellele see maja seaduslikult kuulub. Mingi normi töö leiab ss lähen minema aga praeguseks on terve krdima maja minu päralt ja ma isegi ei maksa selle eest. Kui need ülejäänud lõngad istuma pannakse ss ma tõsiselt kaalun et müün nende pasa maha mis siin vedeleb ja kolin minema
>>123807909Kek any pics? Why are you living in a trap house
>>123808915>Kui need ülejäänud lõngad istuma pannakse ss ma tõsiselt kaalun et müün nende pasa maha mis siin vedeleb ja kolin minemaPüha aluseline
>>123807909Living the dream
God I wish I was Gorring, that man is a god
>>123809097>Why are you living in a trap houseNot him but he said that because he's poor and doesnt have a job and can live there for free
>>123807909>not living in a trap house with your trap qweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
>>123809272I know a guy who was a Luftwaffe flak boy
Just thought I could never bang a Latvian chick, anons...She would totally give me sister whom I should look after and care for vibes.
>>123810727>>123810935Get motivated and do somethng, you fuckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac
I should have made this a folding knife
>>123811662>wooden bolt to hold handle
>>123811835I should make a knife made entirely out of wood
Do you dislike your dad, /balt/?
>>123812308no, but he is a weak willed cuck
>>123812308he has had sex, of course i hate him
>>123812308He's an asshole but I love him.
any hill is a wallpaper
This is an AI portrait of my face. It looks nothing like me but it portrays the spirit of the neet and my lack of will to live
>>123813787this is the highest mountain in /balt/
>>123814536oh wow! do you need oxygen tanks to scale that monster?
i get the feeling that you're braindead
>>123814840gotta have an astronaut suit for the vacuum of space
>>123814536>biggest lake in baltics>estonia>biggest mountain in baltics >estonia>biggest asteroid crater in baltics>estonia>biggest island in baltics>estonia>biggest dick in the baltics>estonia
>>123812308ambivalent about daddon't like my mom
Well lads my great grandma died at over 100 yearsInherited my latvian great grandpas old hip flask which I can fill with alcohol to drink my problems away.
>>123812308most people who hate their dad are either soy cucks with a masculine boomer dad or people whose dad was an alcoholic abusive retard. Im neither, i like my dad but he can be difficult at times, my mom is a mega slut though
>>123815842cope drinking is cringe ngl
>>123815924We all have something cringe about usHe who is without cringe throw the first rock
>>123816028cringe is the DOMs of social gains
>>123814536>goes there>shaves off 7 metreshehehe
>>123815447>>biggest lake in baltics>biggest dick in the balticsNot even close
>tfw no gf
>>123816417why is he sniffing pillows ass?