woodsy owl's a 14er edition
Nth for brit bfs
I got soul but im not a soldier
Simply love her. Simply want to make love to her.
>>104295517This yank poster is the worst one here by a country mile
what are some british
feel like shit lads. just want it back
>>104295601It didn't go anywhere, except for the spire and roof.
was born 3 weeks early
>>104295601>those embers falling around the crucifixhoooooly fucking kniographique
>>104295633Imagine if they were falling on your bollocks
>>104295627jesus our saviour
@104295517No you don't stop forcing this boring gimmick before I stop feeling sorry for you
Me dentist said she will miss me now that I had me last appointment
In nomine patris et fillii et spiritus sancti
>>104295750Know way too much Latin that I could decipher that.
>>104295669he's been doing this shtick for almost two years
When your landslumlord will withhold your deposit if you give them the slightest excuse, it's usually smart to be hands off when it comes to maintenance.
>>104295770What does it mean then smart guy
Where was this media attention when Grenfell happened?Why haven't the billionaire landlords been arrested?
feel reinvigorated with Gods salvation ladswould start attending mass but the church is full of refugee loving anti white cowards these days.
>>104295825>In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy GhostMy knowledge of Latin comes from studying ancient Rome in college.
>>104295845not even remotely comparable.
>>104295800It's shit and nobody has ever found it funny. he's so desperate for a gimmickImagine the sort of sad parents who spawned such a pathetic creature with no real personality
>>104295868based...original sin and shit...*takes huge toke*...you know...
>>104295846>refugee loving anti white cowards these days.Praise be
>nooooooooo you can't celebrate Easter!
>>104295846Just start your own church lad
>>104295846there's no such thing as god m80
keep getting drunk and making a tit of myself on social media am I autistic?
>>104295925not a proddy fuck off>>104295931There is, I can feel is presence
doing a mandela effect ladsi distinctly remember in that simpsons episode it was "chuck's fuck and suck -- (formerly sneed's)"
>>104295903Should point out though that "filii" is plural. "filius" is the singular form of son.
>>104295951Nah lad. The real tits are the ones who devote their lives to social media and take it seriously.
Brother who is 6 years younger than me has managed a sexual relationship before I even have.
Thinking of what I shall get up to today lads
>>104296075Not working today lad
lmao game of thrones was literally shit
>>104296108you quit? thought you were working in some sort of lab
>>104296119Blonde one looks very like a friend's Mrs.
>>104296133I was and it was a temporary contract. It paid well but I didn't see myself staying there.
>>104296040what is it with autists and cats
>>104296193I'm Leo though bro hahaha
>>104295812Mine took 2 months to give me back my depositWas bricking it because another tenant unironically damaged the flat but we were all equally liable because based assured shorthold tenancy.Landlord was good though, didnt pull any trite shit, was just very lazy about anything where they had to do anything
the ‘erb makes me extremely paranoid if I’ve been drinking beforehand, in fact it’s always a night ruiner
/Brit/ is a bit slow this morning
why can't you say negro anymoreit was the politically correct term for nigger until about the 70s
feeling a bit randy
8 hours of mentally vegetating starts.Last year i was able to listen to audiobooks whilst toiling because it was mostly data work.Now its mostly reading and writing so i cannot avert my mental energy anymore. Toily-B is a vengeful man
really gonna do it to leftypol
based retards, why isn't anyone complaining on Pakistanis as usual?
>>104296562RORKE GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT
Mad how when that lad stormed the mosque and started blasting everything shit coloured with a pulce allah didnt do anything about it imagine if someone walked in your house and started pooing everywhere you'd go mental but he didnt do anything and they all died doing a piley on in the corner of the roomMakes you think
>>104296620Nothing inherently exists whether god or motion or anything.
Evening (or should I say morning) all, how are we?
>>104296662>>104296673To inherently exist something must be permanent, unchanging and defined in isolation to all other entities or phenomenon.No such thing is possible
>>104296670in a dire state (mentally)
>>104296704>if I change the definition of words I can make ridiculous claimswell done reddit
>>104296722How is that ridiculous?What else is inherent existence?
i just need to be more confident
>>104296706No good lad what’s wrong
tired of being a neet loser ladsi'm going to get fit and start seriously considering my futureit starts tomorrow
>>104296704Interesting thought you posit lad but I don’t agree at all with your conclusion
>>104296912Its just nonsense.
>>104296914"one day" or "day one"the choice is yours
>>104296914Good luck lad
ever been in a situation where you had weed and wanted to smoke it but had nothing to smoke it with
france is sad today. uk is smiling if france is sad?
>>104296959knife hits mate
Here’s a question for the modern history buffs in /brit/What do you reckon Hitler would have done differently if he knew the way history views him and WWII today
>>104296987It's just straight up goofy.
I would suck a fart right from her butthole.
>>104296979are you one of those macgyvers who can make a pipe or a bong out of anything
3 packs of strawberries for breakfast
>>104296970We laughed when the earthquake hit Japan. But I didn't. Because Life is Life.
>>104296987Cause you’ve made up your own definition to add on to the word exist and are creating an argument around your own definition as opposed to the common one
>>104297025Hed have Churchill assassinated for a start hes the only one that didnt want to accept the generous peace offer
>>104297047How do Koreans feel knowing that the western world views Japanese and Koreans as similar
rorke 'pon di ropes
>>104297025Stuck at the painting.
Fuck the Christ
>>104296970Nah im not smiling because im not a brown freak
Why is 75% of the UK absolute poverty ridden dogshit. The only nice places in the UK are places in the South West and Cambridge. Ever other place is depressing.
>>104297098LolReckon he’d still be too ambitious for that
>>104297118stuck at two paintings
>>104297050How else can inherent existence be defined?
>>104297115cant really give an explanation because tis simply not true xx
>>104297134Got me there lad
>>104297082What can you do when people think New Zealand and Australia are same shit? It's best not to care about it.
>>104297115Tell us about how your streets are paved in gold and how britain wouldnt have the lot of you waving a white flag with skid marks on in half an hour
>>104297169you genuinely just dont know x
there are no cats in americaand the streets are paved with cheese
>>104297114based johnny>>104297047ripeu is ripeu*
i cried a little this morning don't tell anyone
Can’t imagine how crazy the blitz must have been Sydney actually got attacked by the Japanese one time during the war but I think they only ended up sinking a ferry and shelling half a pub
>>104297270I cry sometimes but i call myself a puff while im doing it
>A prominent Perth DJ and community radio presenter has been arrested in San Francisco and charged with kidnapping a two-year-old boy as the child was walking along a street with his mother.>RTR confirmed he was involved sporadically as a presenter of a weekly show called All Things Queer, discussing LGBTI community issues.ah yesvery good
>>104297196WE'D HAVE THE LOT OF YAH WAVING A WHITE FLAG PERLICTICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
>>104297274>shelling half a pubF
Some 80 year old (black) woman just got shot in the head over R50
>>104297302Reckon the boy scouts could easily occupy your capital
for the bank ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btIpPgMB66M
>>104297378Vogue has some good videos 2bqh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qSLvIqWbt8
>>104297378but also its pretty fucked hearing the yank come out in her accent sometimes
been drunk at least 6 days a week for about 7 years id estimate
>4 day long weekend followed by anzac day on thursdaythe age of the toiler has arrivedtoilberg cowers at the thought of the penalty rates
>>104297378>tfw you'll never be sophie's pet goat
>>104297447You seen this shit?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6924707/Miss-Hitler-neo-Nazi-suspect-texted-boyfriend-gassing-synagogues.html
CORRRRRR could you imagine her pummeling your bollocks in the name of feminism?
>>104297503I'm a Brit (on holiday).
>>104297539Then quit whinging, you fucking baby.
crying in class lads,just want my gf back
the archive button in neet catalog is very handy
Hello my fellow haplogroup sharing Anglo subjects
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47938188BBC pushing the cheddar man meme again
>>104297564>best of compilationYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUCK!
>>104297378state of that accent
>>104297684you are mongolianwe are R1B superhumans
Imagine going to the Job center lmao
Corning the beef
cor blimey, work sorted out some VERY peng bacon sarnies this morning
>>104297779No sir I have the Aryan skull shape>>104297747How do you do sirGood morning sir have a nice one
imagine spelling it 'center' like some 5yo child sounding it outlooooool
>>104297891laaaaaaaads qt asian spotted in kurva anyatok>>104297469>>104297469
wonder how many virgin freaks wanked to elvira's movie macabre back in the 80s
*walks into the women's change rooms, completely nude*
just did a wank to a japanese woman getting a squid shoved up her buttdunno how I can look at myself anymore lads
*gazes out over the ruins of /brit/*
>>104298069with an incredibly wide mirror
>>104298122I'm not fat tho
every girl who says she likes dogs has sex with dogs
have little to no empathy for strangerswonder is it part of growing up in the age of the internet, every day you read headlines of massacres and accidents, I just don’t care at all anymore. Its become completely normalised
>>104298168based proles usurping the petit bourgeoisie
>>104298168they'd all be dead by now anyway so who cares
Got banned last night for my comments towards the french.
Craving the devil's cabbage lads
>>104298155based and dogpilled
>>104298185that’s wierd anon,im full of emphaty towards anyone even the people that did me bad, i know it’s wrong but it’s my persona
>>104298185Its become a very prominent things in the past 20 yearsProbably due to media exposure and people thinking to themselves"Wow I can just wank into somewhere and shoot someone just like on the news?"
>Wow I can just wank into somewhere[thinking emoji]
is it rape if you spike a girl's drink with a drug that makes her hornyasking for a friend
WHAT A SHITHOLE
>Craving the devil's cabbage lads
>>104298168loool salt of the earth working class btfoing limp-wristed middle classes
>>104298313Sometimes I miss being high only because it made wanking feel insanely good
>>104298185Reckon it's the distance desu, random person killed on the other side of the country/world? Don't care. Someone killed relatively close? Sad stuff.Some girl got murdered about 5 miles from where I live, there was missing signs everywhere, really sad when the news came out.
>>104298318t.council housed vermin
>>104298277You can just get her to eat natural shit you fucking Aussie tosserThose prisoner genes are showing
>>104298185only feel empathy for white people, non-whites might as well be insects
>>104298313Nice pic lad. Was that taken in your room?
feel like im on a dangerous path lads, escort i’ve piped twice recently has been texting me frequently the past few days shes even asked if im taken and if i want to get a coffee on fridaywhat should i do
Is owning a house considered a luxury in England these days or can the average person afford one?
>yank with a perpetual identity crisis thinks he's anglo and tries to talk like one*cringe*
>>104298413I would honestly date an escort thats how fucking lonely and pathetic I am
she killed trillions
>>104298413>feel like im on a dangerous path ladsThats because you are.Would probably just not go.
>>104298229might have been me. reported someone for disrespecting my culture
>>104298413block her obviously,you wouldn’t want to date an escort would ya anon?
>>104298349I'm a self-loathing member of the middle class>sound like a tarq>went state school>parents uni-eduated professionals with combined income of ~£120k>parents paid for my uni outrightyep, that's me alright
got smiled at twice by a cute call blonde girl earlierour combined genes would make some god-tier children
>>104298413Is she a sexy escort?
>>104298442REally wish she wouldnt talk and just fuck
>>104298413>even considering dating a worthless paid fuckholelad... sort it out
This just inyou're a nigga for that one
>>104298478too many vids without a real male in desu
>>104298514New York I love youBut you're bringing me down
>>104298413Ask if she would let you fist her
>>104298413https://saafe.info/main/blather-and-babble/a-crush-on-a-client-how-do-you-deal-with-this/is this her
started dating the 6'3 dominatrix at my local club, she's really busting my balls
breaking me down, lunatic noisesbreaking me down, desperate voices
>>104298603those baps need some flour on them
>>104298413do you like her? i mean, it's just a job; if you like her then it shouldn't matter what she does
it's just a face, if you like her it shouldn't matter what she looks likeetc.etc.literal idiot
>>104298603Would, then again I am a massive vf
it's just a willy, if you like her it shouldn't matter how she pisses
Ordered a custom headset lads. Shall be receiving it next month.
>>104298603>>104298413The dumbest fucking people here.
>buying an epic LED gaming 'headset'>not just buying some decent AKGs or Sennheisers and a micgamers need rounding up and drowning
Why am i defending the french
>>104298714state of her
>>104298318More like middle class heroes beared weight of others' lives on their shoulders
I want to have sex with Emma Watson.
I want to cuck emmayank
>ywn Seito Kaiba
How the fuck do people tolerate wearing rubber soled shoes?Bought my first such pair in many years and if I wear a jumper I get a static electric shock closing the door every time I get out of the car. They also sound annoying as fuck on many surfaces.
>>104298891you don't need to give your posts a header on this website
>>104298925I've been here fifteen years, I post how I like.
>>104298925but it helps frame the post, and reads more easily. I think i'll continue to do so even if it's not mandatory, thanks.
ugh, having a gf is such an effort. missing being single
>>104298925ill give you a header you fucking spastic
reckon we should flood the streets with fentanyl to get rid of the junkies for good
>>104298983t. happily drinks 8 pints on a Friday
>>104298891don't wear a clownsuit of mixed posh and povvo clothes. normally if you're wearing povvo rubber soled shoes you're also wearing povvo polyester jumpers and suits instead of wool, so you don't get static shocks
>>104298983reckon nerve gas would be more effective
dont care that this cathedral has burned down
>>104299027cultureless swine give your head a wobble
This cute Egyptian girl seems to like me lads. Should I go for it?(She's Coptic Catholic, not Moslem)
>>104299027T. Mboko saladin
Frankly I feel the same about Notre Dame as I felt about WTC and Princess Diana. Don't give a shit.
>>104299000yeah but im still a productive member of society not a homeless lowlife career criminal
All yank posts are of extremely low quality
>>104299077>and Princess Dian
Need a doopin' shower
https://twitter.com/breeambarnett/status/1108593645463183360just fucking stop it now rorke
>>104299116I am French Canadian did I type something wrong?
I'm average looking, interesting and witty; but can't get a fuck for the life of me
Wish I could communicate with dolphins lads
>>104299056Yes.Middle eastern women are unironically probably the most attractive women on earth.
Full packet or digestives down the hatch the toilet hasnt got a clue whats about to hit it
>>104299160they would probably be well horny
I'd love to make more high quality posts but I've noticed low quality posts yield more (You)s on average so my hands are tied. It's simple economics.
>>104299149imageboard not link board
>>104299160E E E E E E E E
Pileberg has me on the ropes again lads. I can't keep toiling like this.
>>104299172Same, Noticed its really easy to get yous if I just start brazenly insulting people for no reason at all
>>104299172Someone who makes posts for (you)s was never going to make it anyway
>>104299160theyre probably to intelligent too want to talk to the likes off you
>>104299182It's also incredibly pathetic, like lonely schizo coming here all the time just to have someone with whom to argue
>>104299160https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovattread about her a few months ago, she tried to teach them languageshe also fucked dolphins
>>104299185I own a house in London. It is home.
>to intelligent too
>>104299100so are must drug users that might fall victim to your fentanyl plot
I look like I fuck black guysThe truth is I fuck white girlsBut I would fuck a black girl
>>104299260no they arent it would only effect heroin junkies
gonna miss diesel cars
Day 15 of nobrush. Starting to leave bits of off-white mush in food when I take a bite
>>104299297*scribbles something down on a notepad**tears off the page and files it under J, sub-section N*
I'm 31, have submitted four job applications in my life, have been to four job interviews, and got all four jobs. Don't fully understand the stress culture around job interviews tqbh. It's a like a shared body of human experience I'm cut away from.
me? i'd level the lot, throw up some apartment blocks, make a fortunedon't need a cathedral taking up prime real estate
>tfw im an italian subhuman living in the UK for 12 years and still would never be considered britishwhy it has to be like this
>>104299409Why the fuck would you want to be considered British?I can understand the appeal if you're a Negro or Bengali, but an Italian?
>>104299409if it were easily attainable, it would be worthless
>>104299409>i don't belong in this placebut i'll whine about it instead of going somewhere i belong
>>104299409Because English people hate anything non British, even if you are British and dont have beady fucking eyes they still shit on you.Funny how America gets tons of shit for being "Racist" or "prejudice" but its 100x worse in the U.K.
>tfw I'm ethnically, nationally, culturally, socially, financially, traditionally and linguistically British
I wish my life was over lads.
I'm from rural Yorkshire and I look and sound like I'm from rural Yorkshire but when I went to the US they thought I was French.
>>104299484If I did a dna test I’d get like 90% UK and Ireland im sure of it
April 15th gave us the Titanic sinking. It gave us the Lincoln Assassination (good thing), the tragic Hillsborough Disaster happens. But all was redeemed in 1990 when the most beautiful girl in the world was born.
>>104299529the yanks kept telling me that I sound English but the fiancée sounds Australian because only one of us puts "Rs at the end of your 'no's" but I can't remember which one of us supposedly didwe're both from rural Cambridgeshire
emma watson yank trying to pretend that his forced gimmick isn't shit again *yawn*
Unironically jealous of other countries Gothic Cathedrals and shit.
>>104299629he really is pathetic
arse smells like poo but am not really sure why